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https://local.theonion.com/quick-scan-of-room-confirms-area-man-once-again-sweatie-1820294035
quick scan of room confirms area man once again sweatiest person present
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/beach-boys-confirm-theyre-considering-playing-trumps-inauguration_us_585d37c7e4b0de3a08f4fe3b
beach boys confirm they're considering playing trump's inauguration
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/chris-christie-donald-trump_us_56d09d0fe4b0bf0dab31f938
chris christie, once a fighter of anti-muslim bigotry, endorses donald trump
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https://entertainment.theonion.com/adam-levine-receives-promotion-to-senior-lead-singer-of-1819573858
adam levine receives promotion to senior lead singer of maroon 5
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/marv-albert-knicks-interview_us_58a1e39ee4b03df370d8b804
marv albert on the knicks, brad stevens and the state of the nba
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https://entertainment.theonion.com/open-minded-man-would-be-willing-to-look-past-jennifer-1819576735
open-minded man would be willing to look past jennifer lawrence's flaws
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https://www.theonion.com/colonoscopy-offers-non-fantastic-voyage-through-human-b-1819566468
colonoscopy offers non-fantastic voyage through human body
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/man-sells-dead-dried-fall-leaves_us_56191b69e4b0e66ad4c82312
now you can pay $19.99 for a big handful of dead leaves
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/kim-kardashian-goes-as-cher_us_59f5fa3be4b03cd20b822e0d
kim kardashian's resemblance to cher for halloween is truly uncanny
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https://local.theonion.com/voters-clamoring-to-know-if-female-political-candidate-1819576694
voters clamoring to know if female political candidate a mother first
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https://politics.theonion.com/huckabee-campaign-suspended-after-candidate-trapped-in-1819578155
huckabee campaign suspended after candidate trapped in briar patch
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/end-the-international-dru_b_6165450.html
end the international drug war to control the afghan narco-state
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/hank-paulson-hillary-clinton_us_576ee862e4b017b379f62ad3
former treasury secretary hank paulson says he will vote for hillary clinton
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/food-insecurity-inactivity-obesity-epidemic_us_56002bc2e4b08820d9196570
food insecurity and inactivity are driving the obesity epidemic
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https://www.theonion.com/baby-put-on-phone-told-her-parents-hate-her-1819587540
baby put on phone told her parents hate her
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https://local.theonion.com/neighbor-still-has-tree-standing-in-yard-weeks-after-ar-1819577877
neighbor still has tree standing in yard weeks after arbor day
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https://www.theonion.com/new-10-10-911-saves-emergency-victims-up-to-30-percent-1819586595
new 10-10-911 saves emergency victims up to 30 percent
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https://www.theonion.com/study-average-american-now-requires-3-attempts-to-get-1819576500
study: average american now requires 3 attempts to get up from seated position
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/did-trump-intend-to-fire-fbi-director-james-comey-all_us_59706fa2e4b04dcf308d2a4c
did trump intend to fire fbi director james comey all along?
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/kids-and-technology-how-c_b_5648642.html
kids and technology: can we ever really keep up?
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https://local.theonion.com/area-man-a-staunch-single-gender-voter-1819579346
area man a staunch single-gender voter
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https://politics.theonion.com/chris-wallace-receives-cease-and-desist-letter-from-tru-1819579364
chris wallace receives cease-and-desist letter from trump organization in middle of questioning candidate about groping allegations
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https://www.theonion.com/god-weirded-out-by-christian-who-loves-him-after-only-m-1819579471
god weirded out by christian who loves him after only month in church
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https://www.theonion.com/nation-offsets-carbon-footprint-by-planting-single-300-1819592171
nation offsets carbon footprint by planting single 300,000-foot-tall tree
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https://www.theonion.com/drunk-nutritionists-recommend-eating-entire-frozen-pizz-1819580275
drunk nutritionists recommend eating entire frozen pizza at 3 a.m.
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/clean-machine_b_5794080.html
clean machine
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https://www.theonion.com/black-guy-doesnt-talk-about-all-the-times-he-didnt-get-1819567493
black guy doesn't talk about all the times he didn't get discriminated against
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/i-wont-be-coming-home-for_b_6273104.html
i won't be coming home for christmas: the christmas experience in prison
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https://www.theonion.com/wow-dad-really-went-from-zero-to-60-with-woodworking-t-1819579068
wow, dad really went from zero to 60 with woodworking this summer
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/solar-energy-regulation_b_6231678.html
do we risk having two-tier access to renewable energy?
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/the-homestretch-documentary_n_5761946.html
youth homelessness is an invisible issue, but it doesn't have to be
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/bowling-ball-hydraulic-press_us_5700be16e4b083f5c607e83d
hydraulic press squeezes the life out of a bowling ball (and other stuff)
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https://local.theonion.com/roommate-never-seems-to-leave-apartment-1819565620
roommate never seems to leave apartment
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/marco-rubio-marcomentum_us_56b540b6e4b04f9b57d9c5b6
how real is 'marcomentum'?
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https://entertainment.theonion.com/charlton-heston-gets-serious-1819563932
charlton heston gets serious
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https://www.huffingtonpost.comhttps://www.facebook.com/HuffPostSports/videos/vb.165319413836/10153523722278837/?type=2&theater
watch live: pro-volleyball star gabby reece dishes on nbc's new fitness show
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/david-duchovny-dishes-on-the-upcoming-x-files-miniseries_us_557b452ae4b054f2de28fa9a
david duchovny dishes on the upcoming 'x-files' miniseries
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/watch-katy-perrys-hilarious-segway-fail-at-burning-man_us_55ed7410e4b093be51bbc5ee
watch katy perry's hilarious segway fail at burning man
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/facebooks-war-continues-against-fake-profiles-and-bots_b_6914282.html
facebook's war continues against fake profiles and bots
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/lessons-from-my-gratitude_b_6411356.html
lessons from my gratitude jar
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/eric-dyer_n_6680972.html
meet eric dyer, the modern master of the zoetrope
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https://local.theonion.com/alumni-magazine-tiptoeing-around-campus-shooting-1819575760
alumni magazine tiptoeing around campus shooting
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https://entertainment.theonion.com/joe-walsh-wakes-up-on-stage-mid-solo-again-1819590165
joe walsh wakes up on stage mid-solo again
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/america-ferrera-to-chair-committee-for-womens-march-on-washington_us_586fb4dae4b099cdb0fcbe81
america ferrera to chair committee for women's march on washington
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https://local.theonion.com/ted-nugent-talks-that-way-even-when-buying-socks-1819566477
ted nugent talks that way even when buying socks
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https://www.huffingtonpost.comhttp://www.billboard.com/articles/columns/latin/7469417/j-balvin-2016-hispanic-heritage-awards-vision-award
j balvin to receive vision award at 2016 hispanic heritage awards
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https://local.theonion.com/mr-falafel-owner-does-not-actually-like-being-addresse-1819565908
'mr. falafel' owner does not actually like being addressed as mr. falafel
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/bank-of-america-re100_us_57e157bce4b0071a6e09a217
bank of america touts going green but funnels billions into fossil fuels
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/congress-sexual-harassment-settlements_us_5a392302e4b0c65287ac526e
here's how much the house has paid in recent sexual harassment settlements
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/harry-reid-obamacare-gop-repeal_us_5851bd4ae4b02edd4115c502
harry reid on the gop: 'they don't have enough nerve to repeal obamacare'
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https://www.theonion.com/breakthrough-procedure-allows-parents-to-select-sexines-1819577791
breakthrough procedure allows parents to select sexiness of child
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-afghanistan-mattis_us_599998bde4b0a2608a6ccf61
trump has made afghanistan decision after 'rigorous' review: mattis
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/whats-at-stake-the-current-landscape-on-lgbtq-nondiscrimination_us_5a22cb2ae4b04dacbc9bd79e
what's at stake: the current landscape on lgbtq nondiscrimination protections
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https://local.theonion.com/man-recalls-simpler-time-when-he-only-masturbated-to-st-1819573290
man recalls simpler time when he only masturbated to still images on internet
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https://local.theonion.com/supernatural-powers-vested-in-local-pastor-1819566710
supernatural powers vested in local pastor
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https://local.theonion.com/tall-young-girl-told-she-should-play-basketball-1819571075
tall young girl told she should play basketball
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https://local.theonion.com/member-of-book-group-just-loved-this-book-a-little-less-1819572318
member of book group just loved this book a little less is all
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/just-jump-through-the-fea_b_5288240.html
just jump through the fear
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https://politics.theonion.com/congressman-knows-regular-lobbyist-s-order-without-even-1819577638
congressman knows regular lobbyist's order without even having to be told
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-health-care-bill_us_58ca9053e4b0ec9d29d91985
donald trump concedes health care bill could hurt many of his supporters
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/duterte-drug-war-philippines_us_59df7265e4b0eb18af06a5f3
cracks emerge in rodrigo duterte's horrific philippine drug war
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https://www.theonion.com/colorado-legalizes-medicinal-fireworks-1819576399
colorado legalizes medicinal fireworks
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/message-to-my-serbian-friends-response-to-the-incident_us_5914f7bee4b0bd90f8e6a3c4
a message to my serbian friends in response to the incident in belgrade
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/nunes-apologize-surveillance-trump_us_58d3f47ce4b0b22b0d1aa55c
house intelligence chair attempts to clean up mess after alleging trump team was spied on
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https://entertainment.theonion.com/jennifer-lawrence-stuns-in-oscar-de-la-hoya-gown-1819591610
jennifer lawrence stuns in oscar de la hoya gown
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/christopher-plummer-kevin-spacey-memoir_us_5a15951fe4b03dec824975f2
maybe ridley scott should've read this memoir before replacing spacey with plummer
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https://politics.theonion.com/area-man-to-run-naked-through-streets-tonight-no-matter-1819574147
area man to run naked through streets tonight no matter who wins election
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-cnn_us_57505d41e4b0eb20fa0d07d8
cnn discovers elegant way to call bulls**t on donald trump's bulls**t
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/mick-mulvaney-obama_us_5a64ac7ee4b0dc592a09b2a7
mick mulvaney, supporter of 2013 government shutdown, blames obama for that one
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/live-from-the-toronto-fil_b_5781856.html
live from the toronto film festival: sunday, sept. 7
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/playstation-cerebral-palsy-controller_us_57010316e4b083f5c607ed1f
selfless playstation worker customizes controller for gamer with cerebral palsy
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/preikestolen_n_5167209.html
right on the edge
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/tom-brady-gisele-b%C3%BCndchen-politics_us_58244a64e4b0e80b02cedd9c
tom brady says gisele bundchen told him to shut up about politics
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https://local.theonion.com/elderly-dog-can-already-tell-owner-doesn-t-think-she-s-1819576528
elderly dog can already tell owner doesn't think she's worth $3,000 gallstone surgery
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https://www.theonion.com/control-freak-wishes-she-had-more-free-time-1819565971
control freak wishes she had more free time
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https://www.theonion.com/report-apocalypse-actually-happened-3-years-ago-1819572864
report: apocalypse actually happened 3 years ago
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/funny-bridesmaid-proposal-cards-you-can-find-on-etsy_us_5aa80caee4b0a09afeae921d
18 hilarious bridesmaid proposal cards you can find on etsy
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/floating-library-los-angeles_us_56b38c60e4b08069c7a659c8
floating library proves books should be shared in improbable places
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https://politics.theonion.com/puerto-rico-celebrates-dependence-day-1819588175
puerto rico celebrates dependence day
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https://entertainment.theonion.com/new-michael-landon-biography-resolves-many-unasked-ques-1819587097
new michael landon biography resolves many unasked questions
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https://www.theonion.com/cocktail-party-gets-as-wild-as-its-going-to-get-1819566512
cocktail party gets as wild as it's going to get
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/j20-inauguration-trial-jury-felony_us_5a30674ce4b07ff75afe970a
the first felony trial of trump inauguration protesters is about to go to a jury
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https://local.theonion.com/man-hates-it-when-trailer-gives-away-entire-premise-of-1823070855
man hates it when trailer gives away entire premise of movie
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https://politics.theonion.com/heroic-broken-sewage-pipe-floods-congress-with-human-wa-1819575730
heroic broken sewage pipe floods congress with human waste
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https://local.theonion.com/80-000-wedding-beautiful-1819591348
$80,000 wedding beautiful
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https://local.theonion.com/pumpkin-clearly-had-finger-in-it-1819591450
pumpkin clearly had finger in it
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https://entertainment.theonion.com/b-a-p-s-rented-on-strength-of-academy-award-winning-sta-1819566592
b*a*p*s rented on strength of academy award-winning stars
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/tesla-unveils-the-d_n_5961672.html
tesla unveils the d at event in la
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https://www.theonion.com/214-executed-in-wacky-bolivian-prison-mix-up-1819586149
214 executed in wacky bolivian prison mix-up
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/these-creative-newborn-photos-are-adorably-whimsical_us_595d46a8e4b02e9bdb09f7d6
these creative newborn photos are adorably whimsical
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trumps-mek-version-of-events-wont-secure-victory_us_5898bcd8e4b02bbb1816bd33
trump is at war with iran, not isis
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/florida-engineer-warned-state-about-bridge-collapse_us_5aac7167e4b05b2217fedd3a
engineer's voicemail warned state of bridge cracks 2 days before collapse
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/alzheimers-and-making-peace_b_7525212.html
alzheimer's and making peace with god
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https://www.theonion.com/overpopulation-concerns-force-u-s-to-reopen-south-dako-1819568859
overpopulation concerns force u.s. to reopen south dakota
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https://www.theonion.com/shuddering-astrid-menks-comes-home-to-trail-of-rose-pet-1823010915
shuddering astrid menks comes home to trail of rose petals leading to nude, spread-eagle warren buffett
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/rachel-mcadams-taylor-kitsch-dating_us_55942ea8e4b02ca2a4d6be1f
rachel mcadams and taylor kitsch might be dating, but who really knows?
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/tom-price-literally-ran-away-from-birther-question_us_583d8a74e4b0860d61165f84
donald trump's health secretary pick literally ran away from birther question
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https://politics.theonion.com/kennedy-curse-claims-life-of-77-year-old-tumor-riddled-1819589539
'kennedy curse' claims life of 77-year-old tumor-riddled binge-drinker
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https://www.theonion.com/camel-cash-inherited-from-grandpa-1819569652
camel cash inherited from grandpa
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/adam-sandler-red-carpet-date-was-his-23-year-old-doppelg%C3%A4nger_us_573dc0b1e4b0aee7b8e91526
adam sandler's red carpet date was his 23-year-old doppelgänger
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