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https://www.theonion.com/goddamn-findings-fail-to-support-researchers-hypothesis-1819568378
goddamn findings fail to support researcher's hypothesis
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https://www.theonion.com/devotees-visit-ihop-to-get-foreheads-marked-with-syrup-1823369280
devotees visit ihop to get foreheads marked with syrup cross on national pancake day
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https://www.theonion.com/society-tea-party-spoiled-by-ocelot-1819564047
society tea party spoiled by ocelot
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/don-cheadle-claims-trump-once-used-racial-slur-in-reference-to-black-women_us_58bdac08e4b09ab537d57435
don cheadle claims trump once used racial slur in reference to black women
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https://politics.theonion.com/secretary-of-interior-announces-400-million-initiative-1819580046
secretary of interior announces $400 million initiative to preserve self for future generations to enjoy
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https://local.theonion.com/body-breaking-down-in-totally-different-order-than-man-1819578134
body breaking down in totally different order than man expected
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/scientists-confirm-theres-nothing-but-misinformation-on-anti-vax-sites_us_563a31c7e4b0411d306f0cee
scientists confirm there's nothing but misinformation on anti-vax sites
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/who-ebola-response-world-health-organization-un_n_6002948.html
who admits it botched response to ebola outbreak
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/london-mayor-sadiq-khan-reads-hate-tweets-he-receives-in-sxsw-speech_us_5aa7a132e4b087e5aaed87d1
london mayor sadiq khan reads hate tweets he receives in sxsw speech
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https://www.theonion.com/header-image-1819570181
header image
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https://www.theonion.com/god-recalls-life-changing-encounter-with-8-year-old-boy-1825386351
god recalls life-changing encounter with 8-year-old boy who had near-death experience
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https://politics.theonion.com/obama-returns-from-india-with-these-gross-candies-for-e-1819571903
obama returns from india with these gross candies for everyone
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https://www.theonion.com/study-38-age-it-too-late-1819572521
study: 38 age it too late
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https://www.theonion.com/emotional-wayne-lapierre-honors-victims-of-background-c-1819574747
emotional wayne lapierre honors victims of background checks
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/msnbc-lawrence-odonnell-donald-trump-fascism_us_56db9b1de4b0000de404e970
msnbc host: trump's rallies aren't fun, they're fascist
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https://local.theonion.com/half-empty-bottle-of-malibu-found-in-woods-behind-schoo-1819565817
half-empty bottle of malibu found in woods behind school
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/business-gains-are-double_b_6636928.html
business gains are doubled when they're done with love
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https://local.theonion.com/hypochondriac-maple-tree-always-convinced-it-has-asian-1819591528
hypochondriac maple tree always convinced it has asian longhorn beetles
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https://www.theonion.com/gm-workers-strike-for-2-000-peso-raise-1819586521
gm workers strike for 2,000-peso raise
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/how-to-make-a-cocktail-wh_b_7578350.html
how to make a cocktail while flying
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https://local.theonion.com/local-man-dies-following-short-battle-with-gas-leak-exp-1819579984
local man dies following short battle with gas leak explosion
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https://local.theonion.com/2-year-old-unaware-he-s-basis-for-6-couples-decisions-1819579578
2-year-old unaware he's basis for 6 couples' decisions not to have kids
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https://www.huffingtonpost.comhttp://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/feb/11/marc-andreessens-colonialism-tweet-silicon-valley-facebook-india
marc andreessen's 'colonialism' gaffe? a symptom of silicon valley bias
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https://www.theonion.com/microsoft-employees-fondly-remember-days-when-ceos-were-1819576101
microsoft employees fondly remember days when ceos were so big they took up entire rooms
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https://politics.theonion.com/nation-surprised-it-took-so-long-for-primaries-to-weed-1819579022
nation surprised it took so long for primaries to weed out candidate with genuine principles
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https://politics.theonion.com/report-voters-may-have-tried-to-influence-96-election-1819586253
report: voters may have tried to influence '96 election
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https://www.theonion.com/strange-new-culture-forming-on-other-end-of-office-1819575099
strange new culture forming on other end of office
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/white-house-fence-jumper_us_58cc1ebde4b00705db4f3f8b
secret service took 15 minutes to catch white house fence jumper: report
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https://www.theonion.com/next-episode-of-girls-to-feature-lena-dunham-shitting-h-1819574677
next episode of 'girls' to feature lena dunham shitting herself during gyno exam while eating a burrito
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https://local.theonion.com/smooth-transaction-at-dmv-exaggerated-into-story-anyway-1819573151
smooth transaction at dmv exaggerated into story anyway
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/warrantless-video-surveillance-constitutional_us_56b90dc9e4b08069c7a875ed
cops recording your every move for 10 weeks doesn't violate the constitution
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https://www.huffingtonpost.comhttp://traveler.marriott.com/travel-hacks/the-best-taxi-and-ride-hailing-apps-around-the-world/
the best taxi and ride-hailing apps around the world
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https://local.theonion.com/man-with-no-plans-just-too-exhausted-to-go-out-1819576368
man with no plans just too exhausted to go out
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https://www.theonion.com/pope-francis-canonizes-single-turkey-in-annual-vatican-1819575901
pope francis canonizes single turkey in annual vatican tradition
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https://local.theonion.com/cell-phone-user-promises-girlfriend-entire-post-office-1819565365
cell-phone user promises girlfriend, entire post office he'll try to change
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/yemen-ceasefire-us_us_5803923de4b06e0475955a61
u.s. and britain call for immediate ceasefire in yemen
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https://local.theonion.com/universe-comes-to-halt-as-kid-flips-through-first-shark-1819571365
universe comes to halt as kid flips through first shark book
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/eu-court-issues-landmark-data-ruling_us_5613b40be4b0baa355ad263e
eu court issues landmark data ruling
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/are-you-perpetuating-the-glass-ceiling_us_582879dce4b057e23e31459e
are you perpetuating the glass ceiling
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https://www.theonion.com/woman-judges-cities-solely-by-their-airports-1819567145
woman judges cities solely by their airports
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https://politics.theonion.com/u-s-to-just-hand-terry-jones-over-to-fundamentalist-mu-1819572536
u.s. to just hand terry jones over to fundamentalist muslims
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/debbie-wasserman-schultz_us_57967c54e4b02d5d5ed28dce
debbie wasserman schultz faces tough primary without help from democratic campaign arm
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/future-of-flying_n_5473544.html
we've seen the future of flight, and it's awesome
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/soroptimist-international_b_5639187.html
birthing in the gambia: educate, empower and enable
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https://local.theonion.com/black-man-bids-tearful-goodbye-to-family-before-daily-c-1819578056
black man bids tearful goodbye to family before daily commute
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/jesse-eisenberg-comiccon-genocide_us_55a5337ae4b0b8145f739cf0
jesse eisenberg compares comic-con to genocide
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/daniel-boulud-awards-scho_b_5168520.html
daniel boulud awards scholarship to c-cap alum
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https://www.theonion.com/report-stating-current-year-still-leading-argument-for-1819576151
report: stating current year still leading argument for social reform
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https://www.theonion.com/terry-jones-could-have-at-least-manned-up-and-burned-1819571981
terry jones - could have at least manned up and burned one koran
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/why-progressives-cautiously-optimistic-hillary-clinton_us_57b7951de4b0b51733a3a699
why progressives are cautiously optimistic about hillary clinton
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/tesla-q2-deliveries_us_5779609ce4b09b4c43c0ce58
tesla's difficult month just got a little worse
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https://local.theonion.com/elderly-woman-applying-makeup-most-heartbreaking-thing-1819569766
elderly woman applying makeup most heartbreaking thing on earth
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/harry-reid-sheldon-adelson_n_6277000.html
sheldon adelson looks to harry reid for a big favor
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/dont-trust-your-gut-on-hillary-why-feelings-of-suspicion_us_581476e3e4b08301d33e09f3
don't trust your gut on hillary: why the visceral suspicion of her is predictable – and untrustworthy
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/john-oliver-go-fcc-yourself_us_59101580e4b0e7021e98dc23
john oliver rallies 'time-wasters and troublemakers' to fight the fcc
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/study-how-long-you-wait-to-see-a-doctor-is-linked-to-race-employment_us_5613b0cbe4b0baa355ad2621
study: how long you wait to see a doctor is linked to race, employment
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/justin-timberlake-face-of-dad-pop_us_5a773631e4b06ee97af3c599
justin timberlake is the new face of dad-pop
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/archbishop-mar-gregorios-yohanna-ibrahim-and-archbishop-boulos-yazigi-_b_5186945.html
a plea to free archbishop mar gregorios yohanna ibrahim and archbishop boulos yazigi who were kidnapped one year ago today
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https://www.theonion.com/cnn-holds-morning-meeting-to-decide-what-viewers-should-1819577164
cnn holds morning meeting to decide what viewers should panic about for rest of day
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https://www.theonion.com/u-s-cryptographers-frpx-k5je-oc4n-e5dn-1819568731
u.s. cryptographers: 'frpx-k5je-oc4n-e5dn'
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https://www.theonion.com/disney-begins-uploading-obama-s-consciousness-to-hall-o-1819578889
disney begins uploading obama's consciousness to hall of presidents robot
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https://www.theonion.com/report-80-of-subway-track-repairmen-run-over-each-day-1819575173
report: 80% of subway track repairmen run over each day
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ronald-reagan-middle-class_n_6578130.html
bernie sanders shows how reagan destroyed the middle class
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https://www.theonion.com/soda-nearing-room-temperature-1819586795
soda nearing room temperature
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/queer-dance-party-ivanka_us_58dd5b4ce4b08194e3b86b1b
there's going to be a huge queer dance protest outside of ivanka trump's house
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/kids-space-themed-costumes_us_59f9ca36e4b00c6145e2efa1
these kids' space-themed halloween costumes were out of this world
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/beware-the-squid-children_b_8733044.html
beware the squid children of cebu
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/chipotle-out-moes-in_us_575b13ade4b0e39a28ad95fc
america's favorite mexican food chain is... not chipotle. not even close.
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/god-called-me-here-meet-the-people-of-little-rock_us_59bd4396e4b0edff971c8d58
'god called me here': meet the people of little rock
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https://www.theonion.com/new-mit-study-suggests-sonic-the-hedgehog-might-be-livi-1819580078
new mit study suggests sonic the hedgehog might be living in computer simulation
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https://politics.theonion.com/bruce-springsteen-accidentally-plays-big-governments-st-1819574066
bruce springsteen accidentally plays 'big government's stealin' our livelihood' at obama rally
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ryan-lochte-rio-robbery-child_us_57b5f38be4b00d9c3a160917
ryan lochte is 32. we shouldn't treat him like a kid.
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/homeland-security-jcc-threats_us_58c1e9afe4b0d1078ca58600
homeland security finally vows to fully join investigation into 'hate-inspired attacks'
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/elizabeth-gilbert-hero-journey-question_n_6599616.html
the question all real-life 'heroes' ask themselves
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/lessons-learned-from-a-presidents-day-accident_b_6689816.html
lessons from a president's day accident
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/hawaii-supreme-court-hears-case-against-controversial-telescope_us_55dfc260e4b0aec9f352ca2e
hawaii supreme court hears case against controversial telescope
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/kamprani-the-uncomfortables_n_5725690.html
11 odd household objects that will intrigue you, then frustrate you beyond belief
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/michael-bay-might-secretly-be-a-genius-despite-his-awful-movies_us_559d1ff5e4b0671af0a1f9a0
michael bay might secretly be a genius, despite his awful movies
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/18-menforchoice-on-why-theyre-standing-up-for-a-womans-right-to-choose_us_59ca65aee4b01cc57ff5a544
18 #menforchoice on why they're standing up for a woman's right to choose
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/how-to-talk-to-a-woman-12_b_7686952.html
how to talk to a woman: 12 tips
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/right-to-work-protests_n_6775886.html
thousands protest wisconsin's right-to-work bill at the state's capitol
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/lance-armstrong-fraud-case-settlement_us_5ad97c79e4b029ebe02297f0
lance armstrong settles $100 million federal fraud case for $5 million
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https://www.theonion.com/grotesque-child-born-with-only-99-normal-human-dna-1819591553
grotesque child born with only 99% normal human dna
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/james-cameron-james-horner-titanic_n_7649174.html
james cameron cried the first time he heard james horner's 'titanic' theme
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/marco-rubio-credit-card-data-revealed_us_563e92c8e4b0b24aee4a97db
rubio's mysterious credit card data revealed
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https://local.theonion.com/item-individually-wrapped-for-no-reason-1819565248
item individually wrapped for no reason
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/what-shale-gas-revolution_b_5896254.html
what shale gas revolution means for international energy geopolitics and new world order?
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https://local.theonion.com/tip-of-area-man-s-tongue-refuses-to-relinquish-richard-1819564629
tip of area man's tongue refuses to relinquish richard crenna's name
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https://entertainment.theonion.com/mtv-executive-grounds-son-for-recommending-good-charlot-1819567144
mtv executive grounds son for recommending good charlotte
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https://www.theonion.com/kerrys-face-droops-with-joy-over-latest-polls-1819587635
kerry's face droops with joy over latest polls
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/new-years-resolutions-for-your-marriage_us_56845c02e4b0b958f65b3859
16 ways to be a better spouse in 2016
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/leave-no-votes-on-the-tab_b_6072046.html
leave no votes on the table: engaging latinos in georgia and kansas
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/words-of-wisdom-for-the-i_b_8060090.html
words of wisdom for the introverts in the classroom
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https://www.theonion.com/israel-calls-for-increase-in-u-s-taxes-to-fund-attacks-1819590960
israel calls for increase in u.s. taxes to fund attacks on gaza
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https://www.theonion.com/people-apparently-been-using-rest-stop-barbecue-pit-1819577557
people apparently been using rest stop barbecue pit
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https://www.theonion.com/oven-preheated-for-16-seconds-1819591968
oven preheated for 16 seconds
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https://entertainment.theonion.com/harrison-ford-chuckles-to-self-upon-realizing-he-hasnt-1819590684
harrison ford chuckles to self upon realizing he hasn't been in movie people liked in 18 years
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/news-roundup-for-april-17_us_58f4eb8fe4b04cae050dc958
news roundup for april 17
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ballet-moonlight_us_58b47dd2e4b0a8a9b7851da1
this dance inspired by 'moonlight' is almost as gorgeous as the real thing
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/audra-mcdonald-human-rights-campaign_us_5a68e510e4b0022830090b2a
audra mcdonald, kirsten gillibrand to celebrate the lgbtq community in nyc
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