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https://www.theonion.com/salad-rendered-unhealthy-in-three-steps-1819567502
salad rendered unhealthy in three steps
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/migraines-what-you-should-know_us_5acf6490e4b08337adca5af8
7 things you should know if you love someone who gets migraines
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/noor-salman-attorneys-case_us_5ab8e30ce4b008c9e5f95322
pulse nightclub shooter's father revealed as former fbi informant
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https://www.theonion.com/5-year-old-at-underfunded-kindergarten-enjoying-last-fe-1819578179
5-year-old at underfunded kindergarten enjoying last few weeks before achievement gap kicks in
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https://www.theonion.com/3-dozen-chemical-emotional-responses-activated-by-phra-1819576614
3 dozen chemical, emotional responses activated by phrase 'pigs in a blanket'
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https://politics.theonion.com/poll-finds-30-of-americans-still-undecided-whether-to-1819579323
poll finds 30% of americans still undecided whether to vote out of fear or spite
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/a-love-letter-to-the-nurses-who-take-care-of-moms-after_us_59c3fe78e4b0c87def883633
a love letter to the nurses who take care of moms after giving birth
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https://politics.theonion.com/sasha-obama-suspicious-after-doing-a-little-digging-aro-1819574987
sasha obama suspicious after doing a little digging around on benghazi
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https://www.theonion.com/woman-injured-in-hostile-makeover-1819564692
woman injured in hostile makeover
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/veteran-employment-is-our_b_6122226.html
veteran employment is our #1 priority
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https://politics.theonion.com/romney-comes-clean-admits-he-made-32-trillion-in-2006-1819573625
romney comes clean, admits he made $32 trillion in 2006
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/jordan-figueiredo-ugly-fruit-veg-food-waste_us_578fe45ce4b00c9876cde100
why this father feeds his son freakish fruit and vegetables
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https://politics.theonion.com/rnc-attendee-excited-to-find-out-what-he-ll-get-to-boo-1819579042
rnc attendee excited to find out what he'll get to boo tonight
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https://entertainment.theonion.com/christmas-pageant-enters-pre-production-1819567177
christmas pageant enters pre-production
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https://local.theonion.com/returning-parents-can-tell-son-had-huge-house-fire-over-1819577300
returning parents can tell son had huge house fire over weekend
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https://www.theonion.com/second-semester-fling-leads-to-first-trimester-abortion-1819586424
second-semester fling leads to first-trimester abortion
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https://local.theonion.com/juror-way-too-far-into-trial-to-ask-what-contusions-are-1819577012
juror way too far into trial to ask what 'contusions' are now
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https://politics.theonion.com/gop-announces-plan-to-go-after-obamacare-1819575744
gop announces plan to go after obamacare
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https://entertainment.theonion.com/jessica-simpson-reveals-slimmer-figure-after-chopping-o-1819574237
jessica simpson reveals slimmer figure after chopping off limbs
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/polar-bear-columbus-zoo-video-cub_us_566bcc72e4b011b83a6b6f9c
polar bear cub sleeps and dreams with cuddly toy in adorable clip
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/time-to-tell-the-truth-about-motherhood_b_5207779.html
it's time to tell the truth about motherhood
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/while-most-small-towns-languish-some-flourish_us_595cf0fde4b0f078efd98d80
while most small towns languish, some flourish
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https://www.theonion.com/teen-newsweek-reports-north-korea-is-the-bomb-1819566671
teen newsweek reports north korea is the bomb
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https://www.theonion.com/no-one-able-to-tell-clam-just-had-stroke-1819589925
no one able to tell clam just had stroke
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/2014-year-of-the-funny-women_b_5996586.html
2014: year of the funny women -- record 60 women get last laugh at ny comedy festival
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https://politics.theonion.com/bachmann-says-unexplained-blackouts-from-which-she-wake-1819572821
bachmann says unexplained blackouts from which she wakes up covered in blood won't affect ability to lead
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https://local.theonion.com/mildfires-amble-through-california-1819570780
mildfires amble through california
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/fsu-suspends-greek-life_us_5a00b9d1e4b0baea2634042c
florida state university suspends greek life after student's death
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/former-presidents-hurricane-relief_us_59d5a3cfe4b0380b6c9a29b1
all 5 living former u.s. presidents to attend hurricane relief concert
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/robin-thicke_n_7521212.html
in memoriam: robin thicke's career
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https://www.theonion.com/humanizing-detail-tacked-onto-end-of-new-board-member-s-1819578348
humanizing detail tacked onto end of new board member's bio
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/opinion-gerard-poor-peoples-campaign_us_5b086698e4b0fdb2aa538846
poor people's campaign is the angry response to inequality america needs
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/napping-inventions_us_56560a1ce4b072e9d1c18fda
7 genius napping inventions to get you through monday
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/protecting-our-children-when-contending-with-threats-of-violence_b_7073334.html
protecting our children when contending with threats of violence
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/the-middle-class-is-so-christmas-past_us_5a3bd066e4b0d86c803c6f9f
the middle class is so christmas past
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/bill-cosby-mug-shot-released_us_5684002ae4b0b958f65ae849
bill cosby mug shot released
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https://www.theonion.com/historians-still-unable-to-determine-how-americans-were-1821336263
historians still unable to determine how americans were able to build hoover dam
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https://www.theonion.com/archaeologists-egyptian-pyramids-actually-early-attemp-1819571565
archaeologists: egyptian pyramids actually early attempt at camping
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https://politics.theonion.com/secretary-of-agriculture-finally-gets-around-to-reading-1819566971
secretary of agriculture finally gets around to reading fast food nation
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/steve-bannon-trump-tower_us_5a4cde0be4b0b0e5a7a9fe93
steve bannon suggests donald trump met with russians after don jr. did
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/independent-spirit-award-_1_b_6369404.html
independent spirit award nominee andrea suarez paz: "i hope to play something impossible"
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https://www.theonion.com/judge-totally-understands-where-defendant-is-coming-fro-1819567022
judge totally understands where defendant is coming from
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-terror-travel-ban-vegas_us_59d26f99e4b09538b509d978
trump's travel ban does nothing to stop the most deadly form of terror in the u.s.
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/david-axelrod-hillary-clinton_n_6153858.html
david axelrod suggests hillary clinton will be seen as less complex alternative to obama
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/oliver-twist-musical_us_5810d69de4b02b1d9e641565
ice cube is co-writing, starring in a genre-crossing 'oliver twist' musical
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/obamacare-lgbt-enrollment_b_6564840.html
family business
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/this-years-flu-season-looks-like-a-bad-oneand-it_us_5a294f98e4b09ee35b8ae6ba
this year's flu season looks like a bad one — and it could be coming early
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/financial-wake-up-calls_us_58260505e4b02d21bbc876d7
5 financial wake-up calls -- and what you can learn from them
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ku-meditation-room_us_55940559e4b05fcdf274be8b
university of kansas plans to create meditation room
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/love-makes-the-world-sateen_us_588f5574e4b0b065cbbd100c
global artists come together for anti-trump track celebrating queer love
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/two-shipwrecks-libya-kill-migrants_us_581b31aee4b0c43e6c1e3b06
two more shipwrecks off libyan coast kill at least 239 migrants, u.n. says
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https://www.huffingtonpost.comhttp://www.latimes.com/science/sciencenow/la-sci-sn-heart-age-higher-than-chronological-age-20150901-story.html
your heart is probably older than you think, cdc warns
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https://www.theonion.com/tour-guide-always-builds-in-10-minutes-for-everyone-in-1819578847
tour guide always builds in 10 minutes for everyone in group to mount cannon like horse
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/libya-death-toll_n_6495680.html
three months of fighting in libya's benghazi kills 600, say medics
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https://local.theonion.com/coworker-almost-got-that-exact-same-thing-when-he-ate-t-1819570311
coworker almost got that exact same thing when he ate there
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/samantha-bees-spectacular-takedown-of-trolls-who-went-after-seattle-councilwomen_us_573b2a41e4b08f96c18422be
samantha bee's spectacular takedown of trolls who went after seattle councilwomen
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https://local.theonion.com/man-crushed-by-lack-of-filth-on-q-tip-pulled-from-ear-1823160411
man crushed by lack of filth on q-tip pulled from ear
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https://politics.theonion.com/trump-supporter-still-planning-on-rioting-at-national-c-1819578855
trump supporter still planning on rioting at national convention anyway
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https://www.theonion.com/great-grandmother-actually-not-that-great-1819567383
great-grandmother actually not that great
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/my-time-as-a-philly-juror_b_5592775.html
my time as a philly juror
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https://www.theonion.com/five-minutes-of-watching-indian-channel-leads-to-five-h-1819567788
five minutes of watching indian channel leads to five hours of watching indian channel
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https://www.theonion.com/hair-carefully-disheveled-in-20-minute-ritual-1819586755
hair carefully disheveled in 20-minute ritual
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https://www.theonion.com/new-study-finds-link-between-cancer-reading-text-on-co-1819573014
new study finds link between cancer, reading text on computer screen
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/iceberg-killed-150000-penguins_us_56bf6755e4b08ffac1257bc6
an iceberg the size of rome may have killed 150,000 penguins (update)
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/james-green-equal-pay-women_us_58a86df6e4b07602ad55246f
gop official says 'no offense' after suggesting women should be paid less
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/digital-trust-foundation-seeking-proposals-on-digital-abuse-programs_b_6958528.html
digital trust foundation seeking proposals on digital abuse programs
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/uber-wheelchair-option-washington-dc_us_566f1a13e4b0fccee16f688c
after criticism, uber adds wheelchair option in d.c.
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/a-lingering-flu-david-lourea_us_5602d7efe4b0fde8b0d0c548
'just another lingering flu' by dr. david lourea (excerpt)
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/7-clever-ways-to-corral-y_b_6669132.html
7 clever ways to corral your cords and wires
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/why-did-you-have-to-wait-_b_7478040.html
'why did you have to wait until i resigned to let me know you appreciated me?'
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https://www.theonion.com/cheering-gets-slightly-less-loud-after-obama-s-call-for-1819589014
cheering gets slightly less loud after obama's call for community service
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https://www.theonion.com/bar-owner-considering-sept-11-options-1819566571
bar owner considering sept. 11 options
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/4-personal-tips-to-set-up-for-sleep-success_b_6801992.html
4 personal tips to set up for sleep success
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https://local.theonion.com/area-cat-allergic-to-kevin-strenlow-dander-1819565610
area cat allergic to kevin strenlow dander
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/7-diy-beauty-hacks-using-pantry-staples_b_7122442.html
7 diy beauty hacks using pantry staples
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https://local.theonion.com/area-man-to-start-curling-his-2s-1819569409
area man to start curling his 2s
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/dave-becky-louis-ck_us_5a05dd0de4b05673aa590c5f
we reached out to other clients of louis c.k.'s manager and got radio silence
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https://www.theonion.com/johns-hopkins-doctors-perform-first-successful-surgery-1822511925
johns hopkins doctors perform first successful surgery on broken thumb
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https://www.theonion.com/report-supplying-police-with-high-powered-military-wea-1819580241
report: supplying police with high-powered military weapons to sharply reduce costs of shooting suspects multiple times
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https://local.theonion.com/toddler-just-looking-for-sensible-mid-range-tricycle-1819579738
toddler just looking for sensible mid-range tricycle
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https://sports.theonion.com/bloody-detached-hand-of-bears-player-still-in-julius-1819591904
bloody, detached hand of bears' player still in julius peppers' facemask
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/bill-clinton-obama-air-force-one_us_57eecde5e4b082aad9bb558c
bill clinton takes his time getting on air force one -- and president obama is not having it
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https://www.huffingtonpost.comhttp://www.today.com/health/how-become-high-achieving-woman-work-your-relationship-parent-t33071
10 tips for balancing work and home
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/story_b_7018572.html
how to make greek easter sweet bread "tsoureki"
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https://www.theonion.com/man-who-cut-off-seymour-hersh-in-traffic-subject-of-20-1819573646
man who cut off seymour hersh in traffic subject of 20-page 'new yorker' exposé
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/chechen-missing-cat-instagram_us_5742b869e4b045cc9a7158e1
chechen strongman issues instagram plea to find his missing cat
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https://local.theonion.com/report-nothing-wrong-with-a-good-old-fashioned-ham-and-1819579832
report: nothing wrong with a good old-fashioned ham and cheese sandwich
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https://www.theonion.com/75-of-party-trolley-defaulting-on-student-loans-1819592363
75% of party trolley defaulting on student loans
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/to-the-mother-that-told-h_b_5260380.html
to the mother that told her son this...
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/churches-vandalized-trump-racist-messages_us_5829ef55e4b060adb56f65fd
religious leaders condemn hateful, trump-inspired vandalism at 2 churches
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https://www.theonion.com/resolute-congress-passes-second-amendment-again-1819578058
resolute congress passes second amendment again
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/crossing-the-finish-line-for-kids-with-cardiomyopathy_us_58f25dfde4b0156697224fd5
crossing the finish line for kids with cardiomyopathy
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https://local.theonion.com/man-treats-mother-to-detail-about-his-personal-life-1819577892
man treats mother to detail about his personal life
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https://www.theonion.com/new-stamp-honors-41-cent-stamp-1819589006
new stamp honors 41-cent stamp
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/greece-politics-transparency_n_7658152.html
these young greeks want to change their country
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/7-steps-to-living-an-organic-lifestyle_b_7815840.html
7 steps to living an organic lifestyle
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/dickipedia-founder-of-bikram-yoga_us_556876c7e4b00a64381c128e
dickipedia: founder of bikram yoga
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https://www.theonion.com/quiet-guy-mistaken-for-nice-guy-1819568667
quiet guy mistaken for nice guy
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/hayv-kahrman-how-iraqi-are-you_n_6804484.html
an exile artist from iraq paints herself into ancient illustrated manuscripts
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https://local.theonion.com/drunk-pilot-going-to-pull-over-onto-cloud-until-he-sobe-1819590374
drunk pilot going to pull over onto cloud until he sobers up a little
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