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https://local.theonion.com/adult-bookstore-to-enhance-shopping-experience-with-caf-1819573094
adult bookstore to enhance shopping experience with café
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https://www.theonion.com/study-82-percent-of-americans-want-to-run-over-nathan-1819565301
study: 82 percent of americans want to run over nathan lane with a tractor
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https://www.theonion.com/thousands-dead-in-indonesia-again-1819564455
thousands dead in indonesia again
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/kwame-kilpatrick-flint-letter_us_56a6877ce4b076aadcc78b04
disgraced former detroit mayor says michigan lawmakers have long known about flint water crisis
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/delighting-in-criticism_us_5769d6bfe4b0869377fb513c
delighting in criticism
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/joy-behar-apologizes-for-disparaging-mike-pences-christian-faith_us_5aa926f6e4b001c8bf15c750
joy behar publicly apologizes for disparaging mike pence's christian faith
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/how-would-you-redefine-st_b_5675588.html
how would you redefine study abroad?
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/an-apology-expert-analyzes-the-explanation-for-melania-trumps-plagiarism_us_57903401e4b0fc06ec5bb540
an apology expert analyzes the explanation for melania trump's plagiarism
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https://local.theonion.com/divorced-father-buys-string-cheese-to-make-coming-to-hi-1819574716
divorced father buys string cheese to make coming to his place fun
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https://local.theonion.com/report-of-course-that-guy-on-college-s-alumni-committe-1819578370
report: of course that guy on college's alumni committee now
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https://www.theonion.com/seaworld-debuts-new-controversial-orca-whale-burlesque-1819592072
seaworld debuts new controversial orca whale burlesque show
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https://www.theonion.com/new-envelope-pushes-envelope-envelope-1819586327
new envelope pushes envelope envelope
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/the-ebola-fighters-time-f_b_6413250.html
the ebola fighters 'time' forgot
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https://local.theonion.com/jogger-horrified-by-discovery-of-own-gruesome-body-1819591119
jogger horrified by discovery of own gruesome body
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https://local.theonion.com/bride-always-dreamed-about-making-fiance-s-friends-swea-1819580289
bride always dreamed about making fiancé's friends sweat asses off in fucking sun
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https://entertainment.theonion.com/cable-ace-award-thrown-out-in-apartment-move-1819587222
cable ace award thrown out in apartment move
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https://politics.theonion.com/report-russia-managed-to-penetrate-voter-databases-in-1822840810
report: russia managed to penetrate voter databases in order to ensure election was fair and free like the loyal allies they are
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https://www.theonion.com/cheap-airfare-sole-reason-for-trip-to-italy-1819569526
cheap airfare sole reason for trip to italy
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https://local.theonion.com/strip-poker-ends-solemnly-with-scar-explanation-1819569045
strip poker ends solemnly with scar explanation
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https://entertainment.theonion.com/library-of-congress-adds-no-sleep-til-hammersmith-to-1819578933
library of congress adds 'no sleep 'til hammersmith' to national motörhead registry
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/the-1-thing-you-need-for-positive-change_b_7000332.html
the one thing you need for positive change
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https://politics.theonion.com/clinton-takes-stand-against-harmful-uv-radiation-1819586168
clinton takes stand against harmful uv radiation
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/open-letter-to-all-potential-mayoral-candidates-a-response-would-be-nice_b_6246948.html
open letter to all potential mayoral candidates (a response would be nice)
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/the-truth-about-homepage-_b_6964282.html
the truth about homepage sliders
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/explosion-chelsea-manhattan_us_57ddea74e4b04a1497b4ed5f
ahmad khan rahami identified as suspect in manhattan explosion
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/khamenei-election-interference_us_58d17a59e4b0be71dcf8bea9
iran's khamenei warns he will confront any interference in may election
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https://www.theonion.com/friend-of-friend-better-friend-than-friend-1819569447
friend of friend better friend than friend
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https://www.theonion.com/inspirational-poster-kitten-falls-to-death-after-17-yea-1819586658
inspirational poster kitten falls to death after 17 years
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/coroner-police-shooting-washington_n_6683014.html
coroner to investigate police killing of rock thrower
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/anne-hathaway-adam-shulma_0_n_5563298.html
anne hathaway takes a cue from emma stone & andrew garfield
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https://www.huffingtonpost.comhttp://live.huffingtonpost.com/r/archive/segment/55959d3f78c90abba0000927
women's group uses drones to deliver abortion pills
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/creating-is-about-taking-one-step_b_6375042.html
creating is about taking one step to re-imagining leadership: biting off more than you can chew
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/dinner-recipe-ideas-to-cook-with-your-roommate_b_6943608.html
dinner recipe ideas to cook with your roommate
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https://www.theonion.com/report-recent-wednesday-felt-like-thursday-1819568861
report: recent wednesday felt like thursday
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https://local.theonion.com/friend-asks-if-there-any-openings-at-job-he-constantly-1819575393
friend asks if there any openings at job he constantly mocks
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/global-death-penalty-2015_us_57040f0fe4b0daf53af13542
worldwide executions surge to highest levels in 25 years: report
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https://politics.theonion.com/terrifying-mutation-killing-off-u-s-cabinet-members-on-1819565529
terrifying mutation killing off u.s. cabinet members one at a time
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https://www.theonion.com/depressed-wolf-blitzer-locks-self-in-situation-room-1819588474
depressed wolf blitzer locks self in situation room
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/chance-the-rapper-parade-to-the-polls_us_5820ec82e4b0d9ce6fbe074d
chance the rapper leads chicago residents in a 'parade to the polls'
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https://www.theonion.com/hero-lawyer-uses-technicality-to-free-guilty-man-1819564776
hero lawyer uses technicality to free guilty man
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https://www.theonion.com/nra-touts-oliver-north-s-expertise-at-avoiding-jail-tim-1825837876
nra touts oliver north's expertise at avoiding jail time for colluding with hostile foreign powers
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/cop-job-without-killing-humans_us_577e666ae4b0c590f7e8298c
a cop's job is difficult, but it can be done without killing humans
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/peru-presidential-election-results_us_57557a88e4b0ed593f14d6ba
peru's presidential election shows a narrow lead for kuczynski
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ballet-hisp%C3%A1nico-is-giving-latino-artists-a-voice-they-deserve_us_58ee53c8e4b0f39274749ab5
ballet hispánico is giving latino artists a voice they deserve
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https://local.theonion.com/girl-from-coffee-shop-seen-at-bar-with-guy-from-record-1819566800
girl from coffee shop seen at bar with guy from record store
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https://local.theonion.com/unfunny-inside-joke-from-5-years-ago-only-thing-holding-1819571302
unfunny inside joke from 5 years ago only thing holding friendship together
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/stop-wearing-tampons_us_57e53362e4b08d73b830b8d8
it might be time to break up with your tampon
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/snow-shovel-bhangra-sikh_us_5858083ce4b08debb789f890
these sikh bhangra dancers will shovel away your winter blues
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https://local.theonion.com/class-of-88-reunion-attendees-once-again-trick-sue-thor-1819569904
class of '88 reunion attendees once again trick sue thorpe into thinking jeff urban likes her
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/who-needs-the-apple-watch_b_7269902.html
who needs the apple watch? this startup is building straps that make any regular watch 'smart'
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https://entertainment.theonion.com/that-guy-from-that-one-show-not-looking-so-hot-1819566400
that guy from that one show not looking so hot
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https://www.theonion.com/anarchy-symbol-updated-to-appeal-to-todays-teens-1819590132
anarchy symbol updated to appeal to today's teens
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https://entertainment.theonion.com/fiona-apple-releases-egg-sac-1819586478
fiona apple releases egg sac
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/mom-gives-excuse-for-sons-absence-that-even-hermione-would-accept_us_58497165e4b0f9723d0070d3
mom gives excuse for son's absence that even hermione would accept
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/sex-assault-power-attractiveness-trump_us_58076e39e4b0dd54ce366233
a quick reminder that sexual assault is not about lust -- it's about power and control
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/mean-girls_n_6126454.html
'mean girls' director signs on for new comedy
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/the-wsjs-long-record-of-p_b_9605538.html
the wsj's long record of protecting polluters
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https://www.theonion.com/car-salesman-three-desks-over-going-on-and-on-about-chi-1819566430
car salesman three desks over going on and on about chick he banged last night
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https://local.theonion.com/grandma-excited-to-show-off-new-beach-sweater-1819592615
grandma excited to show off new beach sweater
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/butch-lesbians-arielle-scarcella_us_58e68832e4b07da81324b90f
butch lesbians open up about a big misconception about their sex lives
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/sinclair-cnn-misleading-fake-news-video_us_5acd0e00e4b0259339de1629
sinclair takes a swipe at cnn with misleading 'fake news' video
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/7-things-that-always-go-on-sale-in-september_us_59a47a27e4b0d6cf7f404f8c
7 things that always go on sale in september
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/from-the-other-side-an-ho_b_7061300.html
from the other side; an honest review from employees
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https://www.theonion.com/firewood-bread-top-new-russian-agenda-1819564244
firewood, bread top new russian agenda
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/russia-trump-opinion-poll_us_591346d3e4b0a58297e1a5c0
the news on russia and trump is evolving, but people's opinions are not
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/opinion-escalante-dreamers-daca_us_5a5fd1c1e4b054e351771546
dreamers live a nightmare while congress runs down the clock
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/palestinian-youth-and-the_b_5566404.html
palestinian youth and the psychological impact of violence
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/iraqi-camps-swell-as-civilians-flee-fighting-in-fallujah_us_576692b4e4b0853f8bf128d1
iraqi camps swell as civilians flee fighting in fallujah
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/amazon-echo-parody_n_6125672.html
don't bother asking this amazon echo anything
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https://www.huffingtonpost.comhttp://pubx.co/qH3sub
baby elephant gets (adorably) rescued from the mud
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https://www.theonion.com/historical-archives-to-be-sold-two-chamber-pot-house-1819570246
historical archives: to be sold - two chamber pot house
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/watch-this-guy-play-out-the-entire-2017-oscars-impressions-and-all_us_58adc658e4b04a0b274ed540
watch this guy play out the entire 2017 oscars, impressions and all
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/hillary-clinton-newspaper-endorsements_us_57ec21f4e4b082aad9b8de88
conservative newspaper editorial boards line up behind hillary clinton
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/the-ring-augmented-reality_us_5a91a119e4b01e9e56bc4210
this guy used augmented reality to recreate 'the ring' in real life
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/dave-chappelle-donates-50000-flint-foundation_us_593ac8d8e4b0b13f2c69db52
dave chappelle donates $50,000 from michigan show to flint foundation
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https://local.theonion.com/pierced-tongue-fails-to-make-local-woman-less-boring-1819564370
pierced tongue fails to make local woman less boring
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https://www.theonion.com/encouraging-report-from-radical-extremist-think-tank-fi-1819579182
encouraging report from radical extremist think tank finds america no safer since 9/11
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/kickstarter-african-penguins_us_5943ac09e4b01eab7a2cd649
thanks to kickstarter, thousands of endangered penguins will get new homes
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-jr-plagiarism_us_578eef03e4b04ca54ebf7b6c
donald trump jr.'s rnc speech uses lines from conservative columnist
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/president-trump-is-less-unpopular-than-hes-been-in-a-while_us_5a7ca9c5e4b0c6726e10dc95
president trump is less unpopular than he's been in a while
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https://entertainment.theonion.com/chloe-sevignty-approved-for-second-umlaut-1819590839
chloë sevign̈y approved for second umlaut
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https://www.theonion.com/clean-shaven-tuxedoed-james-holmes-charms-courtroom-in-1819574979
clean-shaven, tuxedoed james holmes charms courtroom in latest appearance
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/pearl-harbor-mannequin-challenge_us_58477476e4b0b9feb0da36c5
pearl harbor survivors do the mannequin challenge like seasoned pros
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https://www.theonion.com/new-desk-chair-a-boring-dream-come-true-1819567069
new desk chair a boring dream come true
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https://entertainment.theonion.com/nation-demands-more-movies-where-guy-reveals-he-was-wea-1819578465
nation demands more movies where guy reveals he was wearing bulletproof vest
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-voter-fraud-probe-alan-king_us_59ef8424e4b0b7e632655fb5
trump voter fraud commissioner says panel should be more transparent or disband
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https://local.theonion.com/star-tour-operator-points-out-massive-costner-dropping-1819580086
star tour operator points out massive costner dropping to awed passengers
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/beyonc%C3%A9-global-citizen-fest_us_560803e4e4b0dd850307eef8
beyoncé's 2015 global citizen fest setlist was pretty flawless
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-tax-reform-delayed_us_58f566ffe4b0bb9638e5e0b5
mnuchin warns health care debacle will delay tax reforms
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https://www.theonion.com/toddler-adjusting-to-society-after-serving-2-minute-tim-1819592191
toddler adjusting to society after serving 2-minute timeout
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https://local.theonion.com/car-rolls-up-to-stoplight-blasting-google-maps-directio-1819579513
car rolls up to stoplight blasting google maps directions
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/dawsons-creek-reunion_n_6167402.html
it's a mini 'dawson's creek' reunion!
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https://local.theonion.com/tulip-popping-up-in-middle-of-march-must-think-it-some-1823887554
tulip popping up in middle of march must think it some kind of hotshot
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/georgia-ski-lift-accident-malfunction_us_5aac312be4b0c33361b0737f
georgia ski lift malfunction hurls people into air, injuring 11
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/goodell-must-go-banners-flying_n_5818780.html
'goodell must go' banners flying over nfl stadiums
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/how-lupita-nyongo-got-the-role-of-trevor-noahs-mom-in-upcoming-movie_us_5a9036e0e4b01e9e56bb3618
how lupita nyong'o got the role of trevor noah's mom in upcoming movie
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https://www.theonion.com/ross-ice-shelf-embarks-on-world-tour-1819587164
ross ice shelf embarks on world tour
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/npr-facebook-segment_us_5733925fe4b0365741118b1b
facebook was so adorable and harmless back in the day
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https://politics.theonion.com/obama-vows-to-split-isis-into-dozens-of-extremist-splin-1819576912
obama vows to split isis into dozens of extremist splinter groups
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/amber-rose-son-gay-taylor-swift-trolls_us_5ab4ff30e4b008c9e5f68782
amber rose takes down trolls who called her 5-year-old son 'gay'
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