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this short film that inspired the soon to be full length feature spatula madness is a hilarious piece that contends against similar cartoons yielding multiple writers the short film stars edward the spatula who after being fired from his job joins in the fight against the evil spoons this premise allows for some funny ...
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okay last night august 18th 2004 i had the distinct displeasure of meeting mr van bebble at a showing of the film the manson family at the three penny in chicago as part of the chicago underground film festival here's what i have to say about it first of all the film is an obvious rip off of every kenneth anger roman p...
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i bought this game on an impulse buy from walmart i am glad i did it was very entertaining listening to sean connery and playing the game i thought the graphics were the best i have ever seen in a movie game remake the bonus levels were very hard! the sniper one i think was too hard it made me so frustrated i didn't pl...
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no this hilariously horrible 70's made for tv horror clinker isn't about a deadly demonically possessed dessert cake still this exceptionally awful yet undeniably amusing and thus enjoyable cathode ray refuse reaches a breathtaking apex of absolute unremitting silliness and atrociousness that's quite tasty in a so exec...
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it is easy to tell early in this movie exactly what will happen and who will die it is about 4 women and a man who on a vacation this was made during the end of the ultra nazi seventies when blonde women were supposedly ultra american survivors and brunettes were all deserving of death this movie like the others of tha...
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marion davies stars in this remarkable comedy show people released by mgm in 1928 davies plays a hick from savannah georgia who arrives in hollywood with her father dell henderson the jalopy they arrive in is a hoot as is davies outrageous southern costume davies lands a job in slapstick comedy not what she wants but i...
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the performance of every actor and actress in the film are excellently natural which is what movie acting should be and the directing skill is so brilliantly handled on every details that i am never tired of seeing it over and over again however i am rather surprised to see that this film is not included in some of the...
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while star trek the motion picture was mostly boring star trek the final frontier is plain bad in this terrible sequel the crew is on shore leave when they get a distress signal from the federation that ambassadors representing earth romulus and kronos the klingon home world have been kidnapped by a renegade vulcan ben...
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despite later claims this early talkie melodrama has very little in common with citizen kane it's a biopic of a ruthless but human fictional plutocrat told in flashback but hopping around time the scriptwriter preston sturges shows none of his later gift for sparkling dialog and none of the myriad cinematic innovations...
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this is the best version so far that you will see and the most true to the bronte work dalton is a little tough to imagine as rochester who jane eyre declared not handsome but his acting overcomes this and zelah clark pretty as she is is also a complete and believable jane eyre this production is a lengthy watch but we...
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apparently the people that wrote the back of the box did not bother to watch this so called movie they described blindingly choreographed intrigue and violence i saw no intrigue i instead saw a miserable attempt at dialogue in a supposed kung fu movie i saw no violence at least i saw nothing which could cause me to sus...
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i liked boyle's performance but that's about the only positive thing i can say everything was overdone to the point of absurdity most of the actors spoke like you would expect your 9 year old nephew to speak if he were pretending to be a jaded stone hearted cop or an ultra evil villain the raspy voice overs seemed amat...
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it's terrific when a funny movie doesn't make smile you what a pity!! this film is very boring and so long it's simply painfull the story is staggering without goal and no fun you feel better when it's finished
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so well made no cgi crap has anyone else been on the jumping crocs tour of darwin's adelaide river before black water was way realistic rogue was a bit cringeworthy thought the blonde chick was excellent in it haven't really seen her before and the other chick is a babe she is always excellent v suspenseful i would com...
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the assignment is an outstanding thriller with several plot twists driven by character rather than star turns the need to stage special effects obligatory romance and endless car chases however there is a car chase in here and a dandy it is aidan quinn is wonderful as both the terrorist and the naval officer recruited ...
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this is one of the finest movies i have ever seen the stark scenery the isolation the ignorant bigoted people hiding behind their religion a backdrop for some wordliness and sophistication the acting is completely natural but for me as a foodie' the best is the actual choosing and preparation of the feast i have spent ...
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set in the 1794 the second year of the french republic formed after the execution of louis xvi this film portrays the power struggle between the revolutionary leaders danton gerard depardieu at his finest and robespierre a commanding performance by the polish actor wojciech pszoniak the moderate revolutionary danton ha...
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usually i'm a bit of a fan of the bad eighties & early nineties film featuring now has beens but this film is so incredibly terrible that it was a real endurance test to sit through guys dressing up as girls has been done to death but never so pathetically corey haim's performance was abysmal as usual nicole eggert was...
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i have now seen quite a few films by pedro almodóvar but this would have to be the most disappointing so far this film seemed to lack the zaniness that is usually everywhere in his films and the story just never got me interested many almodóvar regulars appear in this film so it's not like there was a lack of on screen...
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i greatly enjoyed margaret atwood's novel 'the robber bride' and i was thrilled to see there was a movie version a woman frames a cop boyfriend for her own murder and his buddy an ex cop journalist tries to clear his name by checking up on the dead woman's crazy female friends it's fortunate that the movie script fixes...
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this movie gets a 10 because there is a lot of gore in it who cares about the plot or the acting this is an italian horror movie people so you know you can't expect much from the acting or the plot everybody knows fulci took footage from other movies and added it to this one since i never seen any of the movies that he...
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ingrid bergman playing dentist walter matthau's faithful receptionist who harbors a little crush on her boss is absolutely wonderful in this film she handles the witty repartee in the script with aplomb and steals a terrific scene where she and goldie hawn talk in a record booth ingrid's monologue is a front but her fa...
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a bored television director is introduced to the black arts and astral projection by his girlfriend learning the ability to separate his spirit from his body the man finds a renewed interest in his life and a sense of wellbeing unfortunately the man discovers while he is sleeping his spirit leaves his body and his unc...
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ah yes the 1980s a time of reaganomics and sly chuck and a host of other action stars hiding in a remote jungle blowing away commies at the time i couldn`t believe how movies like rambo missing in action and uncommon valor and who can forget the ridiculous red dawn made money at the box office they`re turgid action cra...
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this tale based on two edgar allen poe pieces the fall of the house of usher dance of death poem is actually quite creepy from beginning to end it is similar to some of the old black and white movies about people that meet in an old decrepit house for example the cat and the canary the old dark house night of terror an...
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i am so happy and surprised that there is so much interest in this movie! jack frost was my introduction into the films produced and distributed by a pix entertainment and without exception everything this company deals with is pure crap! first and this is very important never ever watch this movie sober! why would you...
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revolt of the zombies proves that having the same director revamp and recycle an idea doesn't necessarily make lightning strike twice the halperin brothers responsible for the horror classic white zombie made this trite piece of garbage a mere few years later to cash in on its popularity and even recycled close ups of...
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the complaints are valid to me the biggest problem is that this soap opera is too aimed for women i am okay with these night time soaps like grey's anatomy or ugly betty or west wing because there are stories that are interesting even with the given that they will never end however when the idea parallels the daytime s...
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this movie was one of the best movies that i have seen this year i didn't see any cameos in the movie but it is still pretty good it is similar to anchorman in the humor department but i think this is a better put together movie it actually has a point if you are going to see a whole bunch of t&a you will be disappoint...
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i remember seeing this film in the mid 80's thought it a well paced and well acted piece i now work quite often in berkeley square and the had to get a copy of dvd to remind myself how little the area has changed although my office is newish it just 30 seconds away from the bank even jack barclays car dealership is sti...
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two hours ago i was watching this brilliant movie which overwhelmed me with its imprisoning photography it is quite understandable how it won the prize of best camera in cannes 2000 close ups predominated it close ups of walls humans and of many other things the warm colored lighting which is also usually by the direct...
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luckily for bill murray this is such a light weight project since he pretty much has to carry it meatballs is the story of low rent camp northstar and how its counselors deal with the campers as well as one another then there is much made of their wealthy rivals from across the lake named camp mohawk which culminates i...
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the danish bladerunner is boldly stated on the box are you kidding me ! this film is a complete drag when i'm thirsty and go for a soda in the kitchen i usually pause the vcr so i won't miss anything not this time i actually found myself looking long and hard in the fridge just so i wouldn't have to go back why the he...
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this movie shows a clip of live animal mutilation of an animal getting hacked by a machete and getting its skin ripped off i know these horrible things happen in the world but im watching movies based on the fact that what im watching is not actually happening on the screen these live animal clips are not meant to be i...
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anyone who thinks kool moe dee carol alt and corey feldman comprise a list of good actors must be smoking something i'd love to try sometime where to begin lousy soundtrack hammy acting action in places this is the typical amateurishly written hack fodder that washed up has been and never was's love to star in i actual...
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this film could have been a decent re make and gosh knows it tried or ms english tried assembling talented actors together with a successful & experienced writer director should be a formula for a decent film but ms english's experience according to her imdb bio is exclusively limited to television work and it is glari...
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i find it very intriguing that lee radziwill jackie kennedy's sister and the cousin of these women would encourage the maysles' to make big edie and little edie the subject of a film they certainly could be considered the skeletons in the family closet the extra features on the dvd include several contemporary fashion ...
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c'mon guys some previous reviewers have nearly written a novel commenting on this episode it's just an old 60's tv show ! this episode of star trek is notable because of the most serious babe yeoman barrow's ever used on star trek and the fact that it was filmed in a real outdoor location unlike the tng and voyager ser...
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i just watched this movie on it's premier night out of curiosity and sheer nostalgia i liked not loved mork & mindy as a kid mostly for robin william's zany energetic performance this movie made me remember why was the original show great not really but robin certainly was which brings me to this movie i was pleasantly...
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i caught this film on azn on cable it sounded like it would be a good film a japanese green card i can't say i've ever disliked an asian film quite the contrary some of the most incredible horror films of all time are japanese and korean and i am a huge fan of john woo's hong kong films i an not adverse to a light hear...
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before i begin let me get something off my chest i'm a huge fan of john eyres' first film project shadowchaser the film a b grade cross of both the terminator & die hard may not be the work of a cinematic genius but is a hugely entertaining action film that became a cult hit & spawned two sequels & a spin off judge and...
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ye lou's film purple butterfly pits a secret organization purple butterfly against the japanese forces in war torn shanghai ding hui zhang ziyi and her ex lover hidehiko itami toru nakamura find themselves on opposite sides of the conflict after a chance meeting i agree with the reviewer from paris the film substitutes...
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after hearing about george orwell's prophetic masterpiece for all of my life i'm now 37 but never having read the book i am totally confused as to what i've just seen i am very familiar with the concepts covered in the novel as i'm sure most are but only through hearsay and quotes without this limited knowledge this fi...
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this cute animated short features two comic icons betty boop and henry henry is the bald slightly portly boy from the comics who never speaks well here he does speak! he wants to get a puppy from betty boop's pet store and when he is left to mind the store some hilarious hijinks ensue betty sings a song about pets henr...
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i just got back from this free screening and this osama witch project is the hands down worst film i've seen this year worse than even catwoman which had the decency to at least pass itself off as fiction in september tapes a film crew of documentary journalists heads to afghanistan despite being thoroughly unprepared ...
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i remember seeing this film in the theater in 1984 when i was 6 years old you do the math i absolutely loved it i was tarzan for the 2 weeks after seeing it climbing the furniture jumping around making monkey sounds it started a fascination with tarzan and monkeys but oddly enough a longer lasting love for christopher ...
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a family is traveling through the mid west there's widower ben charles bateman his girlfriend nicky ahna capri and ben's little daughter k t geri reischl then hit a town named hillsboro where everyone acts more than a little strangely their car breaks down and they're forced to stay they soon find out a witches coven h...
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francis ford coppola wrote and directed this stunningly personal story of a married woman's flight from her husband and the reality that perhaps the youthful glee and excitement of her younger years are behind her we learn little about this woman's marriage except that she has been feeling her independence slipping awa...
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this movie was not very well directed they almost totally disregarded the book i guess they were trying 2 save time the only upside 2 me was that the actor who played finny was cute some of the dialog between the main characters appeared a little gay which was not the case in the book major parts of the book were once ...
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the buzz for this film has always been about the fabulous graphics that make kevin bacon disappear sadly they stopped there they should have continued to make the script disappear then the silly set and finally every visible element of this film because there's nothing else there to show gary thompson and andrew marlow...
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a young girl becomes a war time marine's pen pal and when he visits at war's end expecting someone a bit more available comic complications ensue all ultimately works out well naturally but not before everyone involved has thoroughly chewed the scenery errol flynn's dead on impression of humphrey bogart from casablanca...
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this movie is a perfect adaptation of the english flick unfaithful ashmit plays the role of richard gere emran that of olivier and malikka the perfect cheating wife role of lane they have changed the second half of the film to adapt for the indian masses even then the movie has got the full traces of unfaithful though ...
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robert altman's downbeat new fangled western from edmund naughton's book mccabe was overlooked at the time of its release but in the past years has garnered a sterling critical following aside from a completely convincing boom town scenario the characters here don't merit much interest and the picture looks intentional...
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what seemed at first just another introverted french flick offering no more than baleful sentiment became for me on second viewing a genuinely insightful and quite satisfying presentation spoiler of sorts follows poor cedric he apparently didn't know what hit him poor audience we were at first caught up in what seemed ...
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i don't think i've ever gave something a 1 10 rating but this one easily gets the denomination i find it hard just to sit through one of his jokes it's not just that the jokes are so bad but combine that with the fact that carson daily has zero charisma can't set up or finish a punchline and you've got a late night com...
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in the standard view this is a purely awful movie however it rates a near perfect score on the unintentional comedy scale i can think of few actual comedies that make me laugh as hard as i did watching this movie andy griffith's ghost dressed in native american garb dancing sends me into hysterics everytime i wouldn't ...
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from the film's first shot keira knightley as elizabeth bennet wandering reading through a field at dawn thus invoking all the clichés cinema has developed to address the phenomenon of the strong minded rebellious female character in period drama i knew i was in for something to make me want to kill myself joe wright s...
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i've always enjoyed films that depict life as it is life sometimes has boring patches no real plot and not necessarily a happy ending a river runs through it is the perfect name for this film and norman maclean's novel life ebbs and flows like a river and it has it's rough spots but it is a wonderful trip robert redfor...
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the story is very trustworthy and powerful the technical side of the movie is quite fine even the directing of it the main problem is with the castings that turned that movie into almost another local and regular cliché with a great lack of impact and even greater lack of impression beside the small role of the father ...
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this movie was not so much promoted here in greece even though it got good actors great script and rather good photograph was not a so called blockbuster movie in my country the movie itself is very powerful it's about the hard time that a newcomer had to go through when he returns in his home village after been releas...
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mystery men has got to be the stupidest film i've ever seen but what a film! i thought it was fabulous excellent and impressive it was funny well done and nice to see ridiculous super heroes for a change! and being able to pull it off! this was great! i'll definitely watch it again!
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you know that mouthwash commercial where the guy has a mouth full of listerine or whatever it is and he's trying really hard to keep from spitting it up into the sink that's a great metaphor for this movie i kept watching even though it was really difficult but keeping mouthwash in your mouth will leave you with a mint...
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i can't believe it that was the worst movie i have ever seen in my life i laughed a couple of times probably because of how stupid it was if someone paid me to see that movie again i wouldn't the plot was so horrible it made no sense and the acting was so bad that i couldn't even tell if they were trying that movie was...
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this is one of a rarity of movies where instead of a bowl of popcorn one should watch it with a bottle of vodka to be completely honest we are a group of people who actually know the man mo ogrodnik and decided to drink ourselves stupid to this film the cinematic aspect of wolfgang something's photography seems to have...
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even though i'm quite young the beatles are my absolutely favourite band! i never had the chance to hear their music as it was releases but have loved them since i can remember it's the sort of film that is worth trying the once i can see why it wasn't released in the cinema but it is certainly a great film to put on t...
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an american werewolf in london had some funny parts but this one isn't so good the computer werewolves are just awful the perspective is all off it's like seeing them through a distorting mirror the writers step on the throat of many of their gags american boy says to parisian girl is there a cafe' around here instead ...
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originally i was a tenacious d fan of their first album and naturally listened to a few tracks off the p o d and was rather disappointed after watching the movie my view was changed the movie is pretty funny from beginning to the end and found my self engaged in it even though it was really was a stupid storyline becau...
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this is just one more of those hideous films that you find on lifetime tv which portray the abhorrent behavior of some disgusting woman in an empathetic manner along with other such nasty films as the burning bed enough or monster this film takes a disgusting criminal and attempts to show the viewer why she's not such ...
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the premise of this movie was decent enough but with sub par acting it was just bland and dull spoilers the film does not work because of the nature of the death it was accidental so although it was a murder it wasn't like the guy set out to do it also through some flashbacks there is a secret that is revealed that sor...
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the lives of the saints starts off with an atmospheric vision of london as a bustling city of busy quaint streets and sunshine i was hoping it would maintain this atmosphere but it gets bogged down in a story that goes pretty much nowhere othello works for big fat mr karva his crime boss step dad at least i think that ...
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i can't emphasize it enough do *not* get this movie for the kids for that matter you'd best spare the adults from it as well all right perhaps i'm overexaggerating a little this isn't the worst kids' movie no let me rephrase that this isn't the worst movie made by dissilusioned adults for dissilusioned adults and someh...
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is nothing else on tv are you really bored well then watch phat beach however don't rent it and definitely do not buy it that would be a big mistake i watched this on tv and found myself laughing at certain points i did not laugh long and i did not laugh hard however there were subtle jokes and comments i laughed at if...
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the elegant documentary don't watch this movie if you're an egotistical know all student of physics this much less than one percent miniscule fraction of the population may find that this show just tells them what they have already learned and already know do watch this movie! if you're one of the massive majority of p...
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in 1993 with the success of the first season of batman the animated series warner brothers commissioned the team responsible for the hit show with producing a feature length movie originally slated for direct to video but bumped up to theatrical status it would become known as batman mask of the phantasm ten years afte...
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i think this movie was supposed to be shocking but the only way in which it is indeed shocking is how shocking badly it's been made and simply is it's one and a half hour of torment even more so for the viewer than for the characters in the movie the five girls sure the main characters get their bloody piece in a bad w...
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why can't a movie be rated a zero or even a negative number some movies such as plan nine from outer space are so bad they're fun to watch this is not one the dungeon of horror might be the worst movie i've ever seen some of anyway i had to fast forward through a lot of it! fortunately for the indiscretions of my youth...
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this movie took me by surprise the opening credit sequence features nicely done animation after that we're plunged into a semi cheesy production betraying its low budget the characters typical american teens are introduced slowly with more personal detail than is usually found in movies like this by the time the shlitz...
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though i'd heard that cama de gato was the worst brazilian movie of the decade i watched it giving it a chance after all first time director producer writer alexandre stockler managed to make his debut feature shot in video for just us$ 4 000 and though it looks even cheaper i can't begin to imagine all he went through...
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an unforgettable masterpiece from the creator of the secret of nimh and the land before time this was a very touching bittersweet cartoon i remember this very well from my childhood it was funny and sad and very beautiful well it starts out a bit dark a dog who escaped the pound and gets killed by an old friend ends up...
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this movie was a failure as a comedy and a film in general it was a very slow paced movie that seemed to be trying to convey a message but the message was a cliché hopeless mess to begin with this movie falls on shameless environmental point even making a self righteous point of destroying an suv and promoting animal p...
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it is so gratifying to see one great piece of art converted into another without distortion or contrivance i had no guess as to how such an extraordinary piece of literature could be recreated as a film worth seeing if you loved bulgakov's book you would be understandably afraid of seeing some misguided interpretation ...
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this movie is very violent yet exciting with original dialog and cool characters it has one of the most moving stories and is very true to life the movie start off with action star leo fong as a down and out cop who is approaching the end of his career when he stumbles on to a big case that involves corruption black ma...
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the day has finally come for me to witness the perpetuation of azumi's fate as an assassin fruition of her character and the ultimate attempt to draw me deeper into the world she rampaged through so mercilessly during the first saga that's as poetical as i'll get when talking about azumi 2 death or love because when i ...
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this has to be the worst piece of garbage i've seen in a while heath ledger is a heartthrob he looked deformed i wish i'd known that he and naomi watts are an item in real life because i spent 2 of the longest hours of my life wondering what she saw in him orlando bloom is a heartthrob with the scraggly beard and deer ...
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a very ordinary made for tv product tyson attempts to be a serious biopic while stretching the moments of angst for effect fast forwarding through the esoterics of the corrupt sport of boxing and muddling the sensationalistic stuff which is the only thing which makes tyson even remotely interesting a lukewarm watch at ...
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i'm sure deep in the recesses of jack blacks mind the character of nacho libre is absolutely hilarious but no it isn't you can tell ol jacks having a whale of a time hammin it up playing a smarmy slimy mexican friar with dreams of becoming a wrestler but this movie is a total misfire in just about every single departme...
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i haven't read the anne rice novel that this movie was based on but who knows maybe reading the book is cheaper than renting queen of the damned and is probably better for your health it isn't that this movie is necessarily bad for your health but a book can be very relaxing and certainly exercises the active part of y...
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while i count myself as a fan of the babylon 5 television series the original movie that introduced the series was a weak start although many of the elements that would later mature and become much more compelling in the series are there the pace of the gathering is slow the makeup somewhat inadequate and the plot conf...
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leonard maltin gave this film a dreaded bomb rating in his 1995 movie and video guide what film was he looking at kid vengeance or god's gun are bombs this film is a delight it is fantastic it is literate it is well mounted it is beautiful photographed making a brilliant use of colors right from the opening scene the f...
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i don't believe there has ever been a more evil or wicked television program to air in the united states as the 700 club they are today's equivalent to the ku klux klan of the 20th century their hatred of all that is good and sweet and human and pure is beyond all ability to understand their daily constant attacks upon...
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if you wish to see shakespeare's masterpiece in its entirety i suggest you find this bbc version indeed it is overlong at four and a half hours but jacoby's performance as hamlet and patrick stewart's as claudius are well worth the effort it never ceases to amaze me how clear hamlet is when you see it in its length and...
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the golden door is the story of a sicilian family's journey from the old world italy to the new world america salvatore a middle aged man who hopes for a more fruitful life persuades his family to leave their homeland behind in sicily take the arduous journey across the raging seas and inhabit a land whose rivers suppo...
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nifty little episode played mainly for laughs but with clever dollop of suspense somehow a martian has snuck aboard a broken down bus on its way to nowhere but which passenger is it talk about your illegal immigrants! all star supporting cast from wild eyed jack elam hamming it up shamelessly to sexy jean willes if she...
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i had before a feeling of mislike for all russian films but after seeing this film i haven´t this is a unique masterpiece made by the best director ever lived in the ussr he knows the art of film making and can use it very well if you find this movie buy or copy it!
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i watched mask in the 80's and it's currently showing on fox kids in the uk very late at night i remember thinking that it was kinda cool back in the day and had a couple of the toys too but watching it now bores me to tears i never realised before of how tedious and bland this cartoon show really was it's just plain a...
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phantasm class phantasm ii awesome phantasm iii erm terrible even though i would love to stick up for this film i quite simply can't the movie seems to have sold out first bad signs come when the video has trailers for other films at the start something the others did not also too many pointless characters prime exampl...
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ludicrous angelic 9 year old annakin turns into whiny brat 19 year old annakin who somehow seems appealing to amidala 5 years his senior now 22 year old jedi warrior hero annakin has a couple of bad dreams and so takes to slaughtering children his friends and the entire framework of his existence because a crazy old ma...
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scotty grant cramer who would go on to star in the great b movie killer klowns from outer space agrees to help three middle aged guys learn how to 'dialog' the ladies in this bad '80's comedy not bad as in '80's lingo which meant good bad as in bad with no likable characters including but not limited to a kid who's the...
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if you keep rigid historical perspective out of it this film is actually quite entertaining it's got action adventure and romance and one of the premiere casting match ups of the era with errol flynn and olivia de havilland in the lead roles as evident on this board the picture doesn't pass muster with purists who look...
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the film quickly gets to a major chase scene with ever increasing destruction the first really bad thing is the guy hijacking steven seagal would have been beaten to pulp by seagal's driving but that probably would have ended the whole premise for the movie it seems like they decided to make all kinds of changes in the...
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