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Generate a tweet about Solange.
I wanna thank Solange again for enlisting Tweet for those background vocals. Her mind 🥰
Generate a tweet about Nintendo.
Nintendo really “hired this man” and the motherfucker lied on his resume
Generate a tweet about Ari Shapiro.
Yesterday Ari Shapiro liked my reply to his tweet and now I can die happy
Generate a tweet about B Praak.
B Praak and Jasleen Royal 's collab was all we needed
Generate a tweet about Country Crock.
A game show where Black people guess what's inside cookie tins and Country Crock butter containers.
Generate a tweet about bungie.
You know I think bungie chose the 24th because they knew it’d be a nice little birthday treat for me specifically
Generate a tweet about Nestea.
Fried Chicken of Baliwag🍗+ my version of Spaghetti 🍝+ Nestea juice = Solved na solved 🐽😋
Generate a tweet about Laini Taylor.
— cr: Days of Blood and Starlight, by Laini Taylor
Generate a tweet about Rutgers.
I wish i didn’t lose my white high tops at Rutgers in 2015 🥴😂
Generate a tweet about deadmau5.
what did you think of this deadmau5 video? buddy, if I could rate it in the negative stars, I absolutely fucking would. I didn't even want to watch it. it was on a mix from pegboard nerds and he is FAR below their talent.
Generate a tweet about Westend.
Seeing #Hamilton at Westend this Saturday. I am so excited. Aye!!!
Generate a tweet about Ramanuja.
So always remember- From scholarly rishis, pathanjali, shankara, Ramanuja etc to Ramakrishna, Sant Ravidas, Shishunala Sharif, Dasa movement, Nayanars, Alwars to any Bhakti saints who rose from common masses, philosphy and ethical values were and are basis of the Indian society 5
Generate a tweet about karen gillan.
i could listen to karen gillan's voice all day 😩💗
Generate a tweet about Steve Martin.
Desmond Swayne is from the episode of "What If..." where an eleven-year-old Steve Martin is kidnapped and sent to public school.
Generate a tweet about CWH.
$CWH $ADXS $BIGG $FAMI $SOS $UAL and $XSPA (so... one of these might be bagholding? can you guess? OR should I consider it long holding a pennystock?
Generate a tweet about twin fantasy.
im listening to twin fantasy im gonna work my way through their discography
Generate a tweet about Ghani Khan.
Alternative reality where Ghani Khan led ANP instead of Wali Khan
Generate a tweet about Jeffrey Donaldson.
Jeffrey Donaldson, DUP MP for Lagan Valley, makes the point that what is needed from parliament is not speeches and point-scoring, but a concrete plan to address the situation, then continues with a speech that makes the same points as many other speakers.
Generate a tweet about wm.
man, why is wm have overlapping schedules. at least I can still watch sandeul
Generate a tweet about AMC.
This time next year, we’ll all be laughing $AMC #AMC #AMCToTheMoon
Generate a tweet about WhatsApp.
WhatsApp gets a bad rap sometimes, but I am on a WhatsApp group with some very good friends that brings me so much joy. I’m so glad to have these people in my life. YOH. ❤️
Generate a tweet about Darren Sammy.
Darren Sammy (in Star network) said "India will be the team to beat in T20 World Cup to win the title".
Generate a tweet about Fluvanna County.
The JV football scrimmage for this evening has been canceled. Good luck next week at Fluvanna County!
Generate a tweet about Train.
You know for as much as Train released so much garbage in the early 2010s. I will always and ever stick up for "Drops of Jupiter" being an absolute classic and the best thing they made.
Generate a tweet about She-Ra.
*Jo every 2 seconds while watching She-Ra* ‘i love Bow so much’
Generate a tweet about project sekai.
🖍 was playing project sekai on sunny's phone. then i got kicked out and sunny started playing project sekai and was grumbling about how bad i was. hilarious
Generate a tweet about Trey Songz.
Listening to Tank R&B King Everything feat Ludacris & Only tha best Trey Songz👑👑👑👑
Generate a tweet about Facebook.
Hi all, I’ve lost all my phone numbers! Can you send me a text/email/Facebook message/WhatsApp message and I’ll add you again? Thank you x
Generate a tweet about dota2.
never seen an update this bad before, but lets accept it PUTANG INA MO BOBO!! #dota2
Generate a tweet about gray.
We can see - ssam d and hayi interactions , - heecul ssam d moments - people will notice gray is funny and weird at the same time HAHAHA - COKUN AND SEO JANG HOON ?! Like they have a similar character
Generate a tweet about youtube.
reupload tmkoc ep 1137, 1667 and 2604. if these episodes has same duration on youtube when they telecasted on tv i would not have said anything but in these three episodes in between scenes are cuted down due to duration problem if they add with the proper duration then only
Generate a tweet about Junho.
Esquire last time with Junho and now Cine21 with Park Jeongmin and Lee Je Hoon HOY UMAYOS KAYO HA
Generate a tweet about Brokeback.
Reading books in which men hold hands and kiss in public and get married (gay joy, I guess) it strikes me that some gay men today might not be aware of the violence their predecessors suffered, maybe a scene in Brokeback or news from Chechnya. Violence still normal to our cons.
Generate a tweet about istanbul.
Saw someone go into a mosque with a crop top and hot shorts #istanbul
Generate a tweet about Pose.
Watching #Pose S3 and, as ever, why isn't Mj Rodriguez a star already? She is an awesome actress. Cast her in all the things, please.
Generate a tweet about Fanny Hill.
I wouldn't mind if more folk dressed in clothes from the days of Fanny Hill. That look is HOT!
Generate a tweet about WSL.
Manchester City Women have signed Hayley Raso on a two-year deal from Everton. The Australian international will wear the number 2 shirt throughout the WSL. #MCWFC #WSL
Generate a tweet about Ji.
And Ji finally knew why he is here instead of going home immediately. He misses his hyung. How many days was it? 7 days since the last time they talk.
Generate a tweet about Sam Sparro.
New running shoes arrived. Black and Gold. I've called them Sam Sparro.
Generate a tweet about Dilbagh Singh.
Details of other accused can't be shared right now. The investigation is underway: J&K Director General of Police, Dilbagh Singh
Generate a tweet about Changbin.
Yeosang voted Changbin as Visual King so Changbin was 5th place in the KD Visuals with the 2 votes 😂 i love these bonus info omg
Generate a tweet about csgo.
time to play csgo for hours to get my aim back 😔😔
Generate a tweet about Jin young.
Yeah I remember Jin young sa Love in the Moonlight. Brother sya ni Kim Yoojung.
Generate a tweet about John Lennon.
… Imagine there's no countries It isn't hard to do Nothing to kill or die for ... - John Lennon ✌☮
Generate a tweet about Brexit.
Brexit’s fucking with Nando’s now, this has gone too far
Generate a tweet about Anna Torv.
Would you date someone who? 1- Only if She is Anna Torv 😜 2- I prefer if she doesn't. 3- Maybe 4- Absolutely 5- Absolutely 6- Yep 7- Depends... 8- Yes, but I could die cause I need contact 9- Most probably no 10- Maybe, I don't know her Reply to this and i'll dm you the list
Generate a tweet about Em.
If Em shouts "Detroit" in the end and you didn't feel that song. Please repeat it, you missed something because hey, that song definitely slaps.
Generate a tweet about Wikipedia.
One thing I've come to realize from #VampireWatch is that the newer a movie is, the more times the phrase "On [Month Day, Year] it was announced that..." will appear on its Wikipedia page.
Generate a tweet about shein.
I be on shein adding to my cart and I still got shit I never wore😔😭
Generate a tweet about Tim Flannery.
‘The oceans are the hidden puppetmaster of the entire climate system’ Tim Flannery #manlyseaweedforestfestival
Generate a tweet about Home Alone.
Home Alone (1990) presents a palatable critique of the failures inherent with the American war engine in the face of guerrilla combatants. #AmericanImperialismDestablizedTheMiddleEast
Generate a tweet about Feiyu.
Me: have u seen Evernight? Everyone I talk to under the Feiyu tag: no 🤨
Generate a tweet about T Minus.
Dj Dahi. T Minus. Vinylz. Sounwave. Man there’s so many 😂
Generate a tweet about Pee-Wee Herman.
Up. Face like a toothless Albert Steptoe. Hair like a Slag brother from Wacky Races emerging from a car wash. Voice like Pee-Wee Herman after a tracheotomy. Morning.
Generate a tweet about Dionne Warwick.
imagine your grandmother having a twitter.... that is Dionne Warwick 😂😂😂😂😂
Generate a tweet about Agnez Mo.
Things are hard when Agnez Mo has to shill for a kerokan product.
Generate a tweet about Kabul.
4 BHK Bunglow 2 Bathrooms 1 Garden 1 Open Terrace Total covered area 1200 sq. Yards availble for Sale - at just Rs.50,000/- only Location --- Northern Kabul❗ Only for Indian who feels insecure in india under modi government 😆RT
Generate a tweet about siri.
Asking a smart device to play “angry music” produces the best play lists. #siri #alexa
Generate a tweet about pandora.
I can't find my pandora bracelet i'm over this 😕
Generate a tweet about cytus.
I've been playing arcaea and cytus for tears, but what i know that none of those can beat WIN hard mode
Generate a tweet about Supernatural.
obsessed with the fact that every show I've seen with a christian kane musical solo it turns out it's a song he wrote himself. I'm up to 3 at this point (Angel, Leverage, Supernatural).
Generate a tweet about Mariah Dillard.
Now is not the time for alternative facts. (Mariah Dillard)
Generate a tweet about Wall Street.
Just found out I was walking Wall Street the day before Katie ledecky we literally passed the SAME BUILDINGS oml I could pass away
Generate a tweet about Hedy Lamarr.
…But what even is Hedy Lamarr doing all day when the guy she’s dating has a whole ass job and she has money to burn? Like what she does while Jimmy is writing and her boyfriend is working is never explained.
Generate a tweet about rilakkuma.
m so liddol!! m only 3!!! me nd my stuffies r watchin rilakkuma!!
Generate a tweet about G Wareham.
Aus W squad: Meg Lanning, R Haynes, D Brown, M Brown, S Campbell, N Carey, H Darlington, A Gardner, A Healy, T McGrath, S Molineux, B Mooney, Ellyse Perry, G Redmayne, M Strano, A Sutherland, Tayla ,G Wareham This team will play IND for 3 ODIs and a historic day night test match
Generate a tweet about RHOD.
Anybody else feel like Kameron is personally responsible for the demise of #RHOD or just me?
Generate a tweet about Aditya.
~ Aditya Unplugged Album Covers ~ • milne hai mujhse aayi • the humma song • chal ghar chalen • kalank (title track) • yeh fitoor mera • hardum humdum • dil dhadakne do (from znmd) Aditya, I will be WAITING! #AdityaRoyKapur
Generate a tweet about jk rowling.
even if jk rowling were to change her views someday there really is just no forgiving using a platform that massive to spew hatred and misinformation the way she has. theres no coming back from that.
Generate a tweet about GA.
Good luck to everyone competing in the Mrs Georgia America Pageant this weekend! We are going to have a GREAT pageant Sunday night. Just talked to my director-we're going to be BUSY! If you are near the DoubleTree hotel in Roswell, GA come by and watch the show-we will have room!
Generate a tweet about tiny.
that photo of ti and tiny bar cation gives me the willies
Generate a tweet about Body armor.
Got reminded of the time I had a CT scan while completely out of it at a hosbital cause fucking Body armor strawberry banana tastes like the shit you have to drink before going in the donut machine. That night doesn't even feel real to me so I just kinda forgot about it.
Generate a tweet about Alexandra.
Alexandra & Matthew Daddario. That’s it. That’s the tweet. 🥵
Generate a tweet about CBN.
Meffy did not just become CBN governor . Na pesin put am der . He is serving their agenda and has their interest at heart . Na u wey be the pawn for chess game Abuja elites they play . Shine ur eyes
Generate a tweet about project sekai.
first someone thought project sekai was enstars then someone said it was kpop never talking about prsk ever again 💔💔💔💔 (joke)
Generate a tweet about ikon.
Anyway ikon's whyx3 still doin it for me it's so good I love it
Generate a tweet about freeform.
yes i do need the calm ad thank you freeform #MotherlandFortSalem
Generate a tweet about tom scott.
watching tom scott drive for an hour best way to spend time
Generate a tweet about Broncos.
REPORT: Rookie Jonathan Cooper was ‘arguably the best player on the field’ today for the #Broncos
Generate a tweet about Twitter.
Twitter isn't a place for brutally honest badasses,it is a place for cowards,jokers&thin-skinned ppl.Teasing an Aari fan in BB4 resulted in temp. suspension of my acc and calling out a person not having proper 🧠functioning too resulted in the same. #supersinger8 #biggbosstamil4
Generate a tweet about Whitney.
Look at Buddy like what’s the priority! His priority is his own life Whitney not what you have laid out for his life! This is why he does not come around because you make it awkward! #MyBigFatFabLife
Generate a tweet about Roger Smith.
Dr. Sunny Sunderson Sunsuckers. Roger Smith is so extra. 😂
Generate a tweet about Sonja.
Now is not the time to discuss Sonja Bc really Ramona you got a bigger problem than she does #RHONY
Generate a tweet about Bill Cunningham.
I just remembered Bill Cunningham📷🚲 I need the book 5 decades of iconic photography
Generate a tweet about twtr.
$twtr Best Chatroom , I've made $264K with them,... By their alert. ✅ LINK IN BIO ✅
Generate a tweet about Midnight Memories.
I cant believe the same year I was going to frozen sing alongs Midnight Memories was released
Generate a tweet about Yangon.
Junta Terrorists gun fired 2 times,violently beaten,forcibly abducted 5 innocent youths at Daw Thein Tin Street,MingalarTaungnyut tsp,Yangon tonight. Reason of abduction & whereabouts of abductees is still unknown. #WhatsHappeningInMyanmar #Aug17Coup
Generate a tweet about black pumas.
It does not hit me in the heart strings very often but damn the black pumas are something wicked fierce
Generate a tweet about Veuve Clicquot.
This Veuve Clicquot taste so good. Worth this $30 per glass lool
Generate a tweet about uber.
$uber Another winning alert based on our custom ThinkorSwim script. ✅ LINK IN BIO ✅
Generate a tweet about Yankees.
I FUCKING LOVE THIS TEAM AND HOW PUMPED LUIS GIL IS! #Yankees
Generate a tweet about IndustryHBO.
It’s not enough ppl who selling about #DAVEFXX and #IndustryHBO it’s all I want to watch right now
Generate a tweet about rainforest cafe.
i want to get drunk at a rainforest cafe like i’m a white mom in the mid 2000s
Generate a tweet about milano.
men can’t do anything right 🙄 i ask my brother to bring me milano cookies with the dark chocolate filling.. why he bring me milano cookies with DOUBLE dark chocolate.. THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!!!!
Generate a tweet about Entenmann.
Check out my posture, I’m such a gentleman With the sweetness of a cookie like I can from .. Entenmann’s
Generate a tweet about nccu.
we still doing community service hours? if so i need to start doing something #nccu
Generate a tweet about Rome.
The saying “When in Rome…” is used to signify assimilation to local culture, not reference to burning it down.
Generate a tweet about Skinner.
Skinner is only coming here if we look much improved. Recruiting will be finished on the field so let’s pray l
Generate a tweet about Derren brown.
And…we’ve booked three events in the next year. Simon Amstel in sept. Tim Minchin in November and Derren brown in March. Who are we!?!
Generate a tweet about body armor.
the no sugar added body armor drinks got me reading the back of the bottle