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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Aw, now, Peachy, you mustn't treat a fellow cold no more! Ain't I going to marry you? Ain't I going to set you up right in my house out in Newton Heights? Ain't I going to give you a swell ten-room house? Ain't you going to live right in the house with my girl, and ain't she goi...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Is this the place?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Right-o! Now for that steak smothered in mushrooms, and, gad! I could manage a sweetbread salad on the side if you asked me right hard." }, { "from": "human", "value": "Jerry!" }, { "from": "gpt", ...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Jerry--gee! wouldn't I look swell in--in a dress like that? Gee! Jerry, stars and all!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Them ain't one-two-three-six to the duds I'm going to hang on you. I know her; she's an old-timer. Them duds ain't one-two-three-six." }, { "...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Who's that?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Me, Dee Dee." } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "All right, Dee Dee." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "God! I--I must have been sound asleep. What time is it?" }, { "from": "human", "value": "It isn't late, Dee Dee." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Light the gas." }, { "from": "human", ...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Lit?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Dee Dee, what's the matter?" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Gimme--my glasses." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Quit your nonsense now and light the gas. I ain't in no humor for foolin'. Quit waving that litt...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Put my finger next to the gas flame. You--you're lying to me to--to fool your old aunt. Lemme feel my finger get burnt." } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "God! God! God!" } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "God! God! God!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Dee Dee!--Dee Dee! my darling! my darling!" }, { "from": "human", "value": "O God! O God! O God!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Dee Dee darling, it ain't nothing! A little too much strain, that's a...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "No use. No use. He told me to-day he wouldn't operate. He told me. No, no, all the colors so pale--even the reds--so pale! Lavender and blue I--I just couldn't tell. I couldn't. So pale. Two yards she brought back next day, kicking at--Oh, my God! Oh, my God!" }, { "from...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "I--I promise, Dee Dee, on her curl of hair. Sure I promise. Always will I keep you with me, darling, always, always, so help me, always." } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Is--is that the house up on the hill there, Jerry?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Not yet. It's right around the next bend." }, { "from": "human", "value": "Gee! My--my hands are like ice, I--I'm that nervous." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Le...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Aw, ain't she cute?" } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "This has got your Twenty-third Street dump beat a mile, and then some, 'ain't it, Peachy?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Jerry, call her here, the little girl. You tell her who--who I am. Tell her gently, Jerry, and--and how good I'm going to be to her and--Aw, ain't...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Hello there! Moping again, eh? Get up! Didn't I tell you not to let me catch you not out playing or helping Cloonan around? Say howdy to this lady. She's coming out here to live. Come here and say howdy to her." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Cat got your tongue? Say ...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Aw, Jerry--you--you scared her! Come here, darling; come here to me, Maisie; come, dearie." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Aw, Jerry, honest, you can be awful mean!" }, { "from": "human", "value": "I'll get that out of her or know the reason why. They've p...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "I wanna go." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Aw, now, Peachy, a row just the day before we are married. You don't want to start out making me train you just like you was a little kid. If you was a little girl I could beat your little ways out of you, but I wanna be on ...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Little one, them remnants went like hot cakes, didn't they?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Hot cakes! Well, I guess. You'd have thought there was a mill-end sale on postage stamps." }, { "from": "human", "value": "And if you don't look all tired out! If y...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "You ought to seen, Roody; she laughed! Puckered herself up into the cutest little grin when mamma left just now." } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "How is my little mammela?" } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Just ought to seen, Roody--honest, she laughed and nearly jerked off mamma's _sheidel!_" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "It's redder than yours already, Roody." }, { "from": "human", "value": "She's sure a grand little thing cuddled up there, ain't it so, m...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Roody--what?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Heads!" } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Say, Rosie, ain't that a view for you? That's how it is with life--a river that rises with getting born and flows into death, and the in-between is life and--and--" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Roody, will you please hurry for sup--dinner? Do you want Feist to arriv...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Just look! I'm all dressed already." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Rosie, you've got them all beat! Guess why I wish I was your diamond necklace." }, { "from": "human", "value": "Roody, it's nearly seven. Don't make me ashamed for Feist." }, { "fr...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Shall I call in Sato to help you dress, Roody?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Please--no! Just to have him in the room with his yellowness and tiptoes makes me nervous like a cat." }, { "from": "human", "value": "I got your shirt and studs laid out myself...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "What'll you bet, Roody, that I get my biggest wish as soon as I got the gray roadster and the Belgian check?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Women's nonsense!" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Do Not Sit" } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Good evening, Mr. Feist! It's a shame the way we kept you waiting." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Not at all, Mrs. Pelz--a pleasure. Hello! how's my friend, the picture king?" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Rotten," } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Roody, what a way to sit!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Roody!" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Say, Feist agrees with me; only, he don't know you well enough yet to let on. I notice that with all his Louis-this and Louis-that rooms in his own house, up ...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Bleema darling, you're just in time!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Hello, moms! --in the little lifted voice trained to modulation, and kissing Mrs. Pelz in light consideration of powdered areas." }, { "from": "human", "value": "Hello, dads! --tiptoeing ...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "I was telling my husband, Lester, my manicurist just raved to-day about you and Norma Beautiful in 'The Lure of Silk.'" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Isn't that just the sweetest picture, moms?" }, { "from": "human", "value": "It certainly is! Mr. Pelz to...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Roody, cut up mamma's chicken for her. She trembles so." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Moms, let Williams." }, { "from": "human", "value": "No; she likes it when your father does it." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Grandmother, I hear you've be...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Umh! said Mr. Spencer, draining his wine-glass to the depth of its stem." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Mr. Pelz, believe me if the Atlantic Ocean was made out of this stuff, you wouldn't have to engage passage for me; I'd swim across." }, { "from": "human", ...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Oh, grandma, make 'em let me alone!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Why, Bleema darling, I'm surprised! Ain't you ashamed to act this way in front of Mr. Feist? What'll he think?" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Please, Mrs. Pelz, don't mind me; she's a li...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Blee-Bleema!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Moms darling, aren't you happy? Isn't it wonderful--moms?" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Roody! For God's sake, Bleema, you're choking your father to death! Roody, for God's sake, don't get so red! Williams--s...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "For a snap of my finger I'd spill the beans--that's how stuck on this situation I am!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Just you try it and see where it lands you!" }, { "from": "human", "value": "I can't stand it! I b-bit off a b-bigger piece than I can swa...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "There he is, dad! Over there with Norma and Uncle Sol!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Don't run so, Bleema; he'll come over to you." }, { "from": "human", "value": "Lester darling! There was a tie-up at Thirty-third Street. I thought I'd die! Here's a lit...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Over this way, Miss Bleema; we can see her steaming out." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Lester--good-by--Lester--a cable every day! I'll be waiting. Good-by!" } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Good-by--darling--oh--oh--" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Oh--oh--cable every day, darling--write--oh, Mr. Feist--he don't see us--he's out of sight--don't wipe 'em so hard, Mr. Feist--you--you h-hurt!" } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Sammy! This upon opening his door, then crossing to close the conservative five inches of open window and over to the bedside for the kissing him awake." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Sammy, get up!" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Sammy! _Thu, thu_! I ca...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Hurry, Sammy! I'm up so long I'm ready for my second cup of coffee." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Two minutes." } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "What's the matter with the dining-room, ma? Since when have dining-rooms gone out of style?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "All I ask is my son should never have it worse than to eat all his lifetime in just such a kitchen like mine. Off my kitchen floor I would rathe...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "You're right, ma; there's not a kitchen in New York I'd trade it for. But what's the idea of paying rent on a dining-room?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Sa-y, if not for when Clara comes and how in America all young people got extravagant ideas, we was just as well ...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "A few more fried potatoes with it, Sammy?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Whoa! You want to feed me up for the fat boys' regiment!" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Don't use that word, Sam--even in fun--it's a knife in me." }, { "from": "gpt", ...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "That's--that's what I started to tell you last night, ma. Clara telephoned over to the store in the afternoon she--she thought she wouldn't come to supper this Wednesday night, ma." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Sammy--you--you and Clara 'ain't got nothing wrong toge...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Why, of course, Sammy, you should go!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I--we thought for a change." }, { "from": "human", "value": "You should have told me yesterday, Sammy, before I marketed poultry." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I know, ma; I...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Didn't mean to keep you waiting, Clara--a last-minute customer. _You_ know." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I've been counting red heads and wishing the Subway was pulled by white horses." }, { "from": "human", "value": "Say, Clara, but you look a picture!...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "What's the idea, Clara? When you telephoned yesterday I was afraid maybe it was--Eddie Leonard cutting in on my night again." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Eddie nothing. Is it a law, Sam, that I have to eat off your mother every Wednesday night of my life?" }, {...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Is it anything you--you couldn't say in front of ma?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Yes." }, { "from": "human", "value": "Anything wrong, Clara?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "You mean is anything right." } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "You mustn't be so ready to be put out over every little thing I say, Clara. Is it anything wrong to want you up at the house just as often as we can get you?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "No, Sam; it ain't that." }, { "from": "human", "value": "Well then...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Well, said Mr. Lipkind, unflowering his napkin, spreading it across his knees, and exhaling," }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Take care of us right to-night, Johnson, and I'll fix it up with you. See if you can't manage it in the kitchen to bring us a double portion of...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Hello, ma! Think I got lost? Just got to talking and didn't realize. Haven't been worried, ma? Afraid?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I could just see you walking the floor and looking out of the window." }, { "from": "human", "value": "Sa-y, I been so bu...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "No, Sammy! No! No! No!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Ma--please--" }, { "from": "human", "value": "You wouldn't! You couldn't! No, Sammy--my son!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Ma, for God's sake don't go on so!" }, { "from": "human",...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "You all right, ma? Sure? Sure you don't need the doctor?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "The first time in my life, Sammy, such a thing ever happened to me." }, { "from": "human", "value": "It was me, ma. I'll never forgive myself. My little mamma, my litt...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Sam! Sammy! Get up! _Thu, thu_! I can't get him up in the morning!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Sam-my--quarter to seven!" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Ma, I must 'a' dropped off at the last minute. You all right? What are you doing up? Go right back...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Mamma! Darling! Doctor--please--for God's sakes--please--she wants something---she can't say it--give it to her! Try to make her tell me what she wants--she wants something--this is terrible--don't let her want something--mamma--just one word to me--try--try--O my God--Doctor--"...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Hawaii," } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Y-e-a-o-u! Y-e-a-o-u! The greatest show on the Island! Ten cents to see the greatest freak congress in the world. Shapiro's freaks are gathered from every corner of the universe. Enter and shake hands with Baron de Ross, the children's delight, the world's smallest human being; ...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Easy money, friends, Miss Hoag would _ad lib_. to the line-up outside her railing;" } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Ain't it a fright?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Sacred Mother of the Sacred Child!" } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Hot, honey?" } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Blow me to a ice-cream cone? Gowann, Teenie, have a heart!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Little devil! That's six you've sponged off me this week, you little whipper-snapper!" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Nice Teenie--nice old Teenie!" }, { "f...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Say, skinnay, whatcha weigh?" } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Wanna come up and dance with me and find out?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "O Lord! --receding from the crowd and its trail of laughter." }, { "from": "human", "value": "O Lord! Excuse me. Good night!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Bless your...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Lord! she said, across the right railing," }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Ice-cream cone! he cried." }, { "from": "human", "value": "Ice-cream cone, or I faint!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Poor Jastrow! Just listen to him! Honest, that grind...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Cheer up, Ossi! It might be worse," }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Sacred Mother of the Sacred Child!" } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Thank God, she said," } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "This Island is getting as hard-boiled as an egg," }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "It is that," }, { "from": "human", "value": "You! cried the Baron, the screw lines out again." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "You money-bag tied in the middle! I kn...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Worth her weight in gold! Blow us to a ice-cream cone. Eh, Jastrow? She's worth her weight in gold." } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Lay off that noise, said Jastrow the Granite Jaw, threatening to dangle him head downward." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Lay off, or I'll drown you like a kitten!" } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Leggo me! Leggo!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Gr-r-r-r! I'll step on you and squash you like a caterpillar." }, { "from": "human", "value": "Don't hurt him, Mr. Jastrow! Don't let him fall off backwards. He is so little. Teenie'll catch you if you fall,...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Yah, yah! he cried, dancing in the net of skirt and waggling his hands from his ears." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Yah, yah!" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Wow!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Don't hurt him, Jastrow. He's so awful little! ...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "You old mountain-top, he said, screwing at the up-curving mustache," }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I don't look to see myself live and die in the show business, Mr. Jastrow." }, { "from": "human", "value": "Now you said something, Big Tent." }, { ...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Ain't this something grand?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Giddy-ap! cried the Baron, slappity-slappity at the great boulder of the Granite Jaw's head." }, { "from": "human", "value": "Giddy-ap!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "How do you like i...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Y'all right, honey? Can you reach what you want?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Aw! he said." }, { "from": "human", "value": "Good old tub, Teenie! Good old Big Tent!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I'm human, Baron. Maybe you don't know it, bu...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Teenie! Jastrow's dyin' in his room! He's yellin' for you! For God's sakes--quick--down in his room!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Teenie! For God's sakes--quick! He's yellin' for you--" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Coming, Mrs. Bostrum--coming--comin...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Hell!" } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Great Scott! Move that lamp off the sill! You want to gimme the blind staggers?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I didn't know it was in your eyes, honey. There--that better?" } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "That better, Jas? Silence." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Better? That's good! Now for the boy's supper. Beautiful white egg laid by beautiful white hen and all beat up fluffy with sugar to make boy well, eh?" } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Cut out that baby talk and get me a swig, Teenie. Get me a drink before I get ugly." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Oh, Jastrow honey, don't begin that. Please, Jastrow, don't begin that. You been so good all day, honey--" }, { "from": "human", "value": "G...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "If--if not for one thing, Jas, you know--you know what? I think if a person was any happier than me, she--she'd die." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Let's play I'm Rockefeller laying on his country estate, Teenie. Come on; let's kid ourselves along. Gimme the six hund...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Now, he said, head jutting forward, and through shut teeth--" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Jas--Jas--for God's sake have you gone crazy? Where'd you get that gun? Is that where I heard you sneaking this morning--over to my trunk for my watch-dog? Gimme that gun--Jas...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "More like it, he said, running his tongue around his mouth;" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Jas--Jas, what have you done?" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Great stuff! Great stuff!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "If--if you wasn't so sick, honey...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Doctor, that you? O my God! Doctor, it's too late! It's all over, Doctor--Doctor--it's all over!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "You're the Fat, ain't you? The one that's keeping him?" }, { "from": "human", "value": "What--what--" }, { "from": "gpt...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "If it ain't Will to the T! Pickin' hisself a Fat to sponge on. Can you beat it? M-m! Was you the Fat in the Coney concession?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Who--Whatta you--want?" }, { "from": "human", "value": "We was playin' the Zadalia County Fair. I ...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "My God! she said." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Will dead! Will dead! I musta had a hunch. God! I musta! All of a sudden I makes up my mind. I jumps ahead of the show. God! I musta had one of my hunches. That lookin'-glass I broke in Dayton. I--I musta!" }, { ...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "I left you the collar-and-cuff box with his initials on, dearie, for a remembrance. I give it to him the first Christmas after we was married, before he got to developing rough. I been through his things now entire. I got 'em all with me. If there's such a thing as a recordin' a...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Good seats, Herman?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I ask you, Sam, is it an outrage? Twenty bucks for a table on the side!" }, { "from": "human", "value": "No!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Is that highway robbery or not, I ask you!" }, {...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Well, Hermie, here's a happy New Year to you!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "And to you, Sam, and many of 'em!" }, { "from": "human", "value": "To ma and Etta and grandma!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "To Kahn, Loeb & Schulien!" }, { ...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Say, look at the third one from this end with the black curls all bobbing. I'm for her!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Where?" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Gone now!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Old man, you can pull that woman-hater stuf...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Gad, Herman! What'll they think up next? Whatta you know about that--all those little devils dancing right over our heads!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "There she is!" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Who?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "The li...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Jump!" } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Gad!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "That little one with the black curls? Say! You can put her on your watch-fob and take her home." }, { "from": "human", "value": "Wouldn't mind!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "You and Moe Marx are like all th...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "She's not in that crowd." } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "W-ell, a little of this goes a long way. If we want to pull out of this town day after to-morrow we've got to get down to Cedar Street early in the morning on that sweater job lot. It's about time for us to be getting across to the hotel." }, { "from": "gpt", "value"...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Say, this town'll fall for anything! That act's got barnacles. But the little devils look cute, though. Say--say, old man, cut that out! This is no place for your mother's son. Say!" } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Say, Herman, enough is enough! You'll have her here at the table next. It's like Al Suss always says, the reason he woke up one morning and found himself married to the first pony in the sextet was because he stuck a stamp upside down on a letter to her and found he could be hel...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Say, little Jingle Bells, you and your friend!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Cut it out, Herm! If we want to be down on Cedar Street by--" }, { "from": "human", "value": "What's your hurry, little one?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "It ain't ...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Come on, Herm. It's getting late, and if we want to be down on Cedar--" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "You think I'm kidding this little black-eyed chum of yours, don't you, Blondey?" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Sure not! You want 'er to grace the head...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Maternal Love" } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "You, Sadie?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Yes." }, { "from": "human", "value": "Herman home yet?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "No." }, { "from": "human", "value": "Smell? I fixed him red cabbage to-night." }, { "from": "g...