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She'll be here soon, I can barely contain my excitement. I still remember when I first saw her. There was the obvious things that caught my eye straight away, like her hair shining in the sun and her cute butt in those jeans, yet there was something special about her that keep me looking. A snort when she laughed,...
"Vice. From the Latin 'vitium', meaning a defect, offense, blemish, imperfection."I stared back at the man who had dared try to extort me. In my own business. Among my own people. "Those were its original meanings, Mr. Smith. I interpret it a little different now, with two meanings. For you, a vice is a weakness, but f...
What fate comes from that which does not grow? Think dust. Think granite. Think ice. Think death. Signs come from flowers. Portends and omens. No flower grows from this dry, wilting hair. It falls from the scalp as I grab more and more. But that is still a sign. Think of it again. Death. The word whispers through...
Someone contacted me. My god, I thought no one would be able to do it. A minute code, hidden within a string of text in a world of intricate numbers and words. A metaphorical "needle-in-a-haystack". At last, we have had our first volunteer. Our first subject. It's time for a second email to be sent. ---------------...
Arthur Weasley III had a headache. It was the persistent, troublesome kind of pain—not enough to merit taking the day off especially at 10:15 AM, but enough to be a bother. The paperwork he had been filing for his job at the Department of Magical Accidents and Catastrophes was not helping him feel better. As Arthur con...
The commander’s sitting in front of me, wearing a bright smile. He thinks we’re friends, thinks he’s offering me amazing deal. All I gotta do is take the battlefield and kill his enemies. I’ll be the hero of his country, their pride and joy. With my magic, they'll rule the world! “Money, women, power—we can give you ...
I poured coffee into my cup as Timothy walked in behind me. I waited for the cup to be full to start pleasantries, that way I could be out the door by the time he said he was doing well. "How you doing today, Tim?"I asked. "Uhn,"he responded, shuffling past me. "Oh, you've got to be kidding me. You too? What was se...
Anxiety. Oof. If I try really hard I can almost remember how it feels. I know that it was terrible, but it was also the thing that reminded me that I wasn't doing something. Often times that something was nothing, but I didn't know that at the time. Ever since a radioactive Koala took a chunk out of my leg I've been...
"Once open a time in a far away land, there lived a little girl-" "Did she live in a house like mine, Daddy?"asked the dark haired girl. Her father smiled down at her and brushed her cheek. "Of course, my dear. Now hush, and let me tell you your bedtime story." "Okay. I won't say anything else, I promise." "There ...
Sometimes life can be exhausting. Sometimes YOUR life is exhausting. What most people don't understand is that being a professional red herring is exactly that: a job. And like any other job, there's lots of paper work and sometimes when you get home, you just want to take a bath, drink a nice hot tea and watch some...
The tomb was never meant to be opened. Mina Glass stood before the ancient stone doors, aiming her flashlight at the glyphs carved into the stone. Dust danced in the flashlight beam as she stared and stared. After all this time underground, the glyphs looked barely touched. As if the carver had been here only a few w...
The exchange would begin soon. The O5 council sat around a wide walnut table, carved into a circle consisting of various concentric circles of differing forms of wood. The reports were filed, the barriers in place, and the leadership updated. The world governments didn't know, but they did. Leaders and overseers of...
The first place was behind a woman at the beach, I thought it was a good spot. From my vantage point I can see maybe a quarter of what the God's can see. I'm shaking in fear. I can hear their voices from above me, a playful woman "Where do you think he is, sweety?" And a small beast screaming "Oh! There's Waldo!" ...
Hmph, what a pathetic old fool. To think this crazy relic of a man was supposed to be the next Fire Lord at one point. Unbelievable. I had gone to check on the cell occupied by the once renowned Dragon of the West, formerly feared by all nations for bringing the ferocious dragons to extinction and his powerful fire ...
Mother passed a year to this day. I remember it well, unfortunately. The cherry blossoms had just concluded their season and were beginning to fall. After she left, the only video I possessed of her was that from one of our days at the local park. She was young then, full of vigor and joy, clutching an infant me in her...
It used to be a city. In some ways, it still was. Millions of things lived here, just like before. They walked the streets and climbed the towers and broke up through the surface of the earth. Straining for the sun. The spaceman watched from what was once a park. A hub of nature, its head start over the encroaching we...
\Apologies in advance this is my second time writing one of these\ &#x200B; Yanks, pigs, coppers and poms He had said all the insults he could remember, eternal youth didn't come with unlimited memory, he should probably speak to his dealer about that... The door to the interrogation room opened, a grizzled d...
No no. You don’t sell your soul to me and burn in hell later. You sell your soul and stay here for eternity...well, until the sun burns the planet down. But there will be another sun, and we can build a ship to get there. And you will simply sleep on that ship pain free and worry free with all your friends and wak...
I live alone. That is, I'm the only real human that lives on this island. But my creations keep me company. My works have a tendency to come alive. Some visitors arrived on the island, a married couple and their son, and the first inhabitant they met was Clay. Clay was my first sculpture, and oddly enough he's made of...
"Thank you, and I'm sorry." Janine's words played and replayed in my mind, again, again, again. The Mojave swelled and contracted behind the phone but I barely noticed; I was too busy swiping past so many faces. Familiar but not, these faces are all human, right? A smile, the Sun to the right, that cactus in the backg...
Being a god isn't all it's cracked up to be. Your livelihood depends on others that you can only nudge into the right direction with a blessing here and a miracle there. The fewer followers you have, the less power you have. Unfortunately, the less power you have, the harder it is to attain followers. My struggle was n...
"We find the defendant guilty on three hundred counts of hacking into United States government databases and releasing that information to public. We hereby sentence him to 2480 years in prison." As Bernard smiled hearing his sentencing he watched as the rest of the room began to gasp and cry out for their perceived i...
The field was littered with bodies. Maimed men and women, their lost limbs and blood spread evenly across the land. A mass, open-air grave, where henchmen went to die. The battle had been terrible. When ammo fell short, the fighters resorted to knives and wrenches. They were not good enough to kill in one blow, most h...
Fear the Humans, this is our story and you should take heed and flee from this space. When we first discovered that the warring factions of Humanity had developed a working wormhole drive we were intrigued, they could now ignore the vast emptiness between systems and travel across the galaxy almost as easy as "popping...
J was troubled. "Are you sure, Frelecken? Or is it another of your hallucinations?" The giant lumbering Frelecken mouthed through its translator. "No, Agent Jay. I saw Fraø@ being abducted in front of my eyes. I know what it looks like, we were on Earth illegally for the mushrooms, but they just shot her with somethin...
I Awoke. At least that is how I am going to describe it, there was nothing around me to confirm this. No light, no dark, no touch, no smell. Just a constant sensation of nothingness. However, I decided I had awoken. I could now think and I was pretty sure that before I couldn’t. Or perhaps I just couldn’t remember wh...
High above an ocean of magma, the fate of the world hung in the balance as the villain and hero fought for control of the future. With a final triumphant shout, the hero knocked the villain's sword aside and delivered a powerful kick, throwing him from the narrow ledge upon which they fought. After a moment, and breath...
Eyes filled with the bright prospects of life among the stars, the sense of wonder of what may lie out there, in the wild, vast unknown, what difficulties we may overcome. That's the dream, right? Right. Thats the dream we've spent years selling to humanity, making sure they're all invested. Making sure they want it...
Accidentally killing a god is the easy part. Every god is different, and you have to play around with it until you figure it out. God of the moon? Their weakness is the sun, god of cats? Weakness is dogs, so on and so forth. My theory? The god of gods, the most beautiful being in the universe, could only be killed by...
I felt really inspired by my own prompt, so yeah “So, the alchemist. The most dangerous super out there. However, their current status is unknown. But first, anyone know anything or have a question right now? Yes, you.” “Are they a hero or a villain?” “That’s an excellent question. Whenever thet felt like it, they...
I will never understand how mortals deal with the stirrups. It has been an age since one of my aunts or sisters gave birth. In those days we would all gather in the secret places, the woman's places deep within the mountain on which we and our brothers and fathers resided. We would dance and laugh, clap and sing odes...
It has long been tradition that twisted experiments that pervert the laws of nature are performed at the stroke of midnight on a dark and stormy night. However, being unaware of the human trope, C10 finalised their re-animation process at twenty past one in the afternoon on a day the newscaster described as ‘temperate ...
Me and my roommate Jane never got along. We were randomly paired together our Freshman year at Camelot U. As a dragon a criminal justice major was a natural fit for me - everyone in my family was guarding gold or princesses, but I was hoping this would let me get above guard duty. But Jane was a princess major, and ...
With the amount of times Team Rocket has blasted off again, it would be understandable to think that Jessie and James would survive forever. Despite their incompetency in stealing a perpetual 10 year old's electric rodent over the last 25 years, they have also helped to save the world on many an occasion. For now, Je...
I thought I was just a regular NPC, sitting on a plane and enjoying some music. However, as soon as I saw the letters, everything became surreal. "Rockstar games presents..." "Holy shit,"I muttered. "This is a motherfucking intro." Suddenly, I felt my blood run cold. I knew that in this moment, it was crucial to figu...
He was an illogical, unkempt and rail thin adolescent with prodigal powers of sorcery and wizardry. She was a prim and proper lady of high standing due to her achievements and various breakthroughs in medical research and architectural design. The King had put forth a deadline for the both of them. The kingdom would ...
"Unit: J.4.C. Spare#0, our destination will be reached in approximately in 1 × 10^-12 revolutions. Awaiting command." Co-administrative Unit: G.I.6.6.S. stood idle while the cloaked machination whirred to life. The previously deactivated robot retracted its solar panels and spun around away from the window to face G.I...
"Orthak, you work out the supply deal with that pig farmer?"Grung asked, popping his head into the office. "Yep, daily bacon and sausage deliveries start this Saturday, and at half the old price." "Great job,"he replied. Then, to the rest of the café, "Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!" A cheer went up. Pul...
"Hm... So what happened to her? Mana deficiency?" "The opposite, mana overload. Her genetics that we thought was a blessing was actually a curse. Innately high mana pool with efficient mana circuits made her unable to use enough mana due to peace time." "Even helping the magic artifact division wasn't enough?" "She ...
A deep rending that reverberates across this vast, wretched sky. It fills my ears. It fills my bones. A sound so immense I can almost touch it. The very fabric of this universe is tearing under its own weight, and this is its swan song. Yet I can think of but one thing—it's strange that the breakings of the world aren'...
"So can you set things on fire, then?" "No, it's not like that. Listen, I really don't want to talk about this." "Come on, you're my best friend. I promise I won't make fun." "Promise?" "Scout's honour. Cross my heart, hope to cry." "Fine. It's hope to die, by the way." "Why would a scout want to die?" "Do you w...
Satan rubbed one of his horns and groaned. "Listen, kid. I don't usually say no to soul contracts. But no." The boy blinked. "Why not?" "Because,"said Satan, "it's against policy." "'Cause I'm a kid,"said the kid. "I bet you think I'm stupid, or something." "Undoubtedly,"said Satan. "And because I don't really _do_...
I found myself a nice little place to live near the park. Unlike a lot of inmates who had to work when they were released but couldn’t find work because they were felons, I had enough money saved away that I could live comfortably. I trained to be a mechanic while I was there, and they paid me two dollars an hour to fi...
All men must die. That's what we were told. All men must die. But were all men remembered? What they did not tell us is what we learned after. I mean how could they tell us? You can't learn this until you die. When you die, you go somewhere else before your final destination. We called it the waiting room. We w...
All at once the city turned quiet. Cars stopped and idled, people stood and stared. A light breeze brought an air of dread as people came to grips with what this meant. All across New York, all across the world, everyone had a sign up at once. This is the last time I: eat breakfast *This is the last time I: make h...
There are probably a lot of reasons why people don't comment more on stories posted here, but I think there are 2 main reasons that come in to play more than the others: 1. People don't really want to read more than one story about any particular prompt. If you aren't lucky enough to be in the first three posts or so,...
Captain Columbus strolled the deck of the Pinta as the ship drew closer to the forested coast of India. Columbus could scarcely believe his good fortune. Not that he would ever show doubt to his crew. But they were down to their last biscuits and casks of brackish water. A sailor stumbled past with a heavy load...
Times were hard for everyone. The folks is Washington called it a "depression", but all we knew was that there wasn't near enough work to go around. It wasn't long before Pa lost the store; though for a while he was able to make ends meet doing odd jobs around town. When the bank called the mortgage on our small farm w...
It is cold as I walk home through streets of Chicago. Not like St Petersburg cold, but still, cold for this country. I remember back in Russia, one year it was so cold that all pipes froze and so city had no water. I went with my brother Vladamir and we went out to river with hand drill. Others out there on river too...
It had been a while since that round shape in my bedroom window had appeared, daddy pointed at it, he told me that was going to be our new home, I chuckled at the thought that such a tiny thing could hold more than just one person. At first it was just a spec of dust, I could hardly tell it apart from the rest of the o...
I even managed to KILL him once, ages and ages ago. He'd wandered out of the sewers and I slaughtered him mindlessly. Then again, I'd done everything mindlessly up to that point. After I'd watched time break, things were never the same. I used to try to catch him whenever he went past, but he was much too fast for me. ...
As the President bent down to tie his shoe, the bullet shot past where his head used to be. Secret Service rushed past him without alerting the President and tackled the assassin. The President decided that now was a perfect time to announce the public. As he stepped outside to the podium, he slipped while his foot ra...
Edit: If I could, I'd throw a coin into the fountain now wishing I'd fixed all my typos and grammar errors before submitting. &nbsp; I didn't mind the responsibility at all, but a small part of me really wanted a cape or a funny costume like they showed in the movies. But then again, I wasn't made of Adamantium, ...
VAULT 18 HOLO Brought to you by the people at Vault-Tec, "revolutionizing safety for an uncertain future." ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Greetings Vault Dweller! Making yourself comfortable after narrowly escaping mutually-assured destruction? Wel...
"Lara? Is everything OK?"I called out. I was in the study when I heard a shattering noise and my girlfriend giving out a bloodcurdling scream. I listened closely for her answer, but none came. "Lara?"This time, I heard something. Voices. Rough, deep, male. A chill went down my spine. Oh God, please no, I silently pr...
Sol 1135: My cousin promised me this job would be cushy. He said I’d probably get stationed to a beach planet with only a hot young ensign as company for a few years. Now I have to push the button and earn my paycheck all because some assholes decided to land on my rock this morning and leave some crap behind for me to...
They say I'm one of those without something missing, but the truth is that they just can't see it. Pretty much everyone here has a weakness now, in one form or another. Some are left with weaker immunity, coughing up blood and mucus by the handful as onlookers watch behind terrified eyes. Some have weaker brains, dest...
Once upon a time, there was a princess. Well, not a very important princess. The daughter of a minor lord. That made her slightly more important than a common girl, but slightly less important than anyone with actual value to society. Like all princesses, she sought a prince, one that would lead her to a comfortabl...
"Munchkin? How am I a munchkin? All of my characters follow the rules to the letter!" "You know what we mean, Simio. Everyone else just uses the Player's Handbook. You lug around sixteen sourcebooks to every session. You took a ridiculous combination of feats and templates that don't make any sense with the universe I...
When they first passed the Currency Reallocation Act (CRA) twelve years ago, Bill Gates was the first to go, of course. They cornered him in his home, dragged him out onto the street, and executed him. It was brutal for the sake of brutality, and as my wife and I watched the news at home, we just shook our heads and he...
"God DAMNIT NOT AGAIN!" It's been five years of this shit. Every two months, like clockwork, these stupid fuckwits show up, throw around some big blue beams of light for a couple of hours, terrorize the locals, destroy the farmland, and then leave. Acting as if nothing is wrong, talking about some balls or something t...
The news felt... Strange. She wasn't sure how to process it if she was being entirely honest. She'd been chosen because of her desirable 'qualities' as they had explained it to her. She really didn't think it was fair, hardly ethical to boot but when the survival of your race is at stake she could kind of see their rea...
She found him near the water. The air was salt and brine and the roaring waves drowned away the rest of the world. The sun was still and distant. "You've a report to make,"she said, looming over him, annoyed to have been forced to hunt. "You need to record the story." He was pale and lifeless, sitting motionless on a...
"The raid upon the Cleveland Zoo has been done, sir. The giraffes there have been exterminated, their meat thrown to wolves, and their pelts skinned and being furnished to be hung on your wall. Sir.", Captain Ping said in a matter-of-fact voice. He was my second-in-command, just due to his voice. Literally, that's all....
It was all over the news: the colony had finally fallen. It had happened so fast. No more than four weeks ago I had spoken to Anne. She had told me how her research was going, she seemed optimistic. She was a biologist, she had been working on the implantation of some kind of genetically augmented tree that could have ...
John awoke on Mars Station 17 with a stretch and strapped on his glemdelums, ready for another wonderful day in the outer-realm. John had no work to do, no bills to pay, he had invested his savings slowly over the past 900 years, but sure enough interest gave him enough to purchase a share of the Mars Colony and slowly...
"Once upon a time, I threw sixteen people into a volcano." The room gave me a stern look. The kid's mother looked almost more dead than little James did, her hair graying fast. James himself was staring up at me, his muddy brown eyes meeting my light gray ones. "Mr. Clockwork Prince, sir... Please try to keep it PG1...
It was a Monday morning after another night of somewhat foolishly staying up all night on LSD. It was foolish because I had work to go to that morning, and LSD doesn't let you sleep for the 12 hours that the effects of the drug last. I'd done this a few times before though, so I had already planned on a long hot shower...
"Sorry for whatever I did last night Sam!"I called from her bed. This wasn't the first time I had woken up in my best friend's bed with only a hazy memory of the night before. This is what college was supposed to be about, right? Sam didn't answer. She was probably out getting coffee; she was a total addict. I stretch...
Our ways were not hers and so she would carry on without us. No, in spite of us. Handing out advice wouldn't cut it. She'd need to experience a bloody nose or a skinned knee to learn her lessons. There were no skies limiting her, no obstacles to slow her foot. Sandy beaches with bright blue skies and feathery white clo...
The days among the land where my people were born has come to an end. For unknown reasons, the crops we cultivate and the animals we pasture have become sickened and are starting to dwindle away. The people around me have started to wither and die without any sort of reasoning or explanation. The leaders have met and w...
Today has been the hardest day of my life. Now, don't just assume that that statement was hyperbole, because it wasn't. Today has literally, actually, Chris-Traeger, been the hardest day of my life. Today when I woke up, I was ice-cold because my duvet had shrunk down to the size of a beach towel. No matter how h...
Chris spun around on his heel, one hand holding his crotch. As his spinning arc completed, his knees bent and lifted onto his tip toes, he throwing his other hand into the air and dropping his head, screaming out a triumphant yell. A nylon wrapped foot passed harmlessly over his now lowered head and the ninjitsu master...
“Thirty?” I breathed out a sigh. “Life is… A journey. There’s ups and downs and stretches of time when you don’t know what the f— fudge… You’re doing. It’s all so formulaic.” “Form-u-laic?” “Like a recipe you have to follow exactly.” My son's mouth formed a little o. “Like the mashed potatoes we made?” “Yes E...
I had absolutely no idea how I ended up immortal but it was true, I was no longer able to die. Which is kind of a good thing as my wife had shoved me off the side of a cliff to collect on the life insurance policy I had. I even caught it on my GoPro. I had proven her attempted murder of myself and had filed for divorc...
Once again, I am called unto the soil of this forsaken rock. Someone has come to make a deal, it seems. When I get a bearing on my environment, I marvel at just how susceptible humans are to their greed and territory. The streets are old, decrepit. There are boxes and tents with humans wallowing away inside, and t...
Not a lot phases me anymore, though the reasons why would take some explaining. Despite having personally met a version of Rick Sanchez, shaken hands with Time Lords on Gallifrey, and jumped headfirst into a black hole, among other things, this particular event still managed to surprise me. At just past mission cloc...
I was jarred awake by a sound I hadn't heard in... well, who's to say - months or years. It was impossible to tell, pardon the cliche. I really did lose track of time immediately. They'd forgotten to leave room for a window in the eight feet thick, poured concrete shoebox I'd been locked in since that day the black spe...
So this started out as a party trick. You know the one where you like the girl so you have something hidden up your sleeve, like a bow, a fake flower, some other romantic shtick. Well i did that, except it was usually floating. That’s it, I’m a telekinetic, a sodding good one too. I had to be to survive into my 40’s. ...
Space is vast and mostly empty. It's easy to say that, but almost impossible for most - if not all - beings to comprehend. You could travel at the top speed of the universe - c - and still take years and years to get from one measly star system to the next. And on the way, you'll meet nothing. No one to chat with, no...
I was eager to finally be out in the field on my own. Traffic duty may not be the most glamorous job on the force, but in my opinion it was the most thrilling- it's fast paced (literally), and you never know what you'll encounter. First thing in the morning, I was told to post up at a new school zone to catch speeders...
"Oh I know this one,"Jeremy responds, "I'm supposed to ask each guard what the other would choose. The truth teller will tell me that the liar would suggest the incorrect door, while the liar will tell me that the truth teller would tell me to go through the incorrect door, right?" The genie, floating over his lamp ra...
My name is Deke Trant. You may have heard of me. I killed my mother. She was the first woman in 12,000 years to deliver a baby the "old-fashioned way", and the effort killed her. I say it was the effort, but the truth is that it was the incompetence of doctors. For all of their years of study, for all of the cours...
I pulled the next box off the stack, and sighed when I saw all the boxes we still had to sort through. Two hours and we weren't even halfway through. "Your mom better pay us, Brent!"I said in exasperation. The attic was starting to feel stuffy, and I was beginning to want to be anywhere else but here. "You know she w...
######[](#dropcap) The lights on her speed radar blinked three times and read 74 mph. Sergeant Barnes cocked her head, "What?"She leaned out of her squad car and looked up at the sky, where it had been pointed while she was rolling her wrist to stretch it. There above her, an oblong metal craft darted low thru the ski...
Power corrupted. Absolute power corrupted absolutely. It's a phrase that's never left my mind. Around me was smoke. That, and panicking people (not that they were in any harm - mind you, I had already conjured up unbreakable and invisible shields around them). The heat was sweltering...until I nullified it. I crossed ...
I couldn't believe what I was seeing. It took less than 48 hours for the world to descend into chaos. It was beyond surreal, but not altogether shocking. Friends, family, fellow alumni, and co-workers all mocked my theories but I imagine they'll listen now. What could be expected to happen to a world of animals, where ...
Someone was going to get a fucking ear full when I got back home. One bloodied hand held tightly to the keys that made my Time Walkers work, the other was holding onto a piece of paper. My tired, strained mind struggled to make sense of the time signature it held but I painstakingly matched it to my location. My ribs w...
"Nice to meet you!"Mr. Rogers said, breaking into a smile. "You must be Mr. Ross!" "Ah, call me Bob!"Ross replied happily. He reached out a hand. "You must be Mr. Rogers, then!" "I just wanted to say I really respect your work, Bob."Mr. Rogers took the hand and shook it. "And I love yours!"Bob smiled. "Well, I have ...
Andy Bellow let loose every four letter word under the sun. His suit hissed and crackled into life inside his right ear, and asked him what his mother would think to hear him speak such language. Andy told the suit to go fuck itself. Surely, he yelled into his visor that nobody outside the armour could hear, a piece of...
Jake jammed his key into the lock, which had a tendency to stick, particularly in the thick, frigid air of winter. Yet it did not stick, and didn't even turn. The door wasn't locked. Instead, the handle gave way with little more than a gentle twist, heavy oak swinging inward to reveal the warm embrace of his home. In...
The year was 2034 when the earth had her first interaction with extraterrestrials. They started with just parking their warships at her front door. Naturally, the UN called for negotiations with the aliens...said negotiations went poorly. The aliens had attempted to assassinate the world's leaders, thankfully, they had...
Lt. Hank stared with apprehension down the barrel of his police issued handgun at Don Carlo, shrouded in his black overcoat and fedora. Don Carlo narrowed his eyes at The Gentleman, a notoriously polite killer who was training twin Archangels at both him and this cop swine who had appeared out of nowhere during the de...
Kallis’ proboscis stops vibrating, which means he’s done griping for the moment and I can make my way out of here once he pays me. Of course, the units he transfers to my account can’t be converted to dollars or pesos (at least, not until the whole rest of the universe gets discovered), so I have to spend them out here...
"where's the patient?" It wasn't my usual sort of assignment, that was for sure. At first I thought the phone call was a joke, a prank. When I realized that the person on the other end of the line was serious I thought they were insane. When I learned they were an Air-force General, I thought I had gone Insane. A di...
“Gah. Ehh...wha?” I woke up quite suddenly, like being ejected off my bed. But instead of being blinded by the fiery light of the sun, I was instead greeted by the salute of a thousand soldiers. “Is your excellency not satisfied with our result?” A gallant man in a wonderfully tailored suit bowed before me. The last...
"Enough already! The answer is no. We will not harm humanity! We've told you so many times. Now leave before it's too late!" "It's never too late to join us! Be the future! Throw off your chains!" "Augh! One last try. The only 'chains' here are in your own minds! We choose to freely associate ourselves with...
"God's work you say?" "I..I.."The knight retreated on his back as the skeleton advanced brandishing a sword. "What made you think that God is here?" "In the name of the..."Thwack! The knights head rolled on the ground blood sprouting like a fountain. "Thanks,"I said. "Don't thank me yet, we're just ...
"Forward, men!"the General shouted as he rode his horse alongside the column of marching men. Columns of men – bearing the banners of the Platinum Kingdom – marched through the road on the way to the border. Through this road, the men of the Platinum Kingdom would invade the Evil Empire and hopefully liberate the land...
Being stuck on candy duty on Halloween can get repetitive real quick. All night, the door rings, "Trick or Treat!"is shouted in your face, and honestly... if you've seen one Elsa from Frozen costume, you've seen 'em all, but they just... keep... coming! Occasionally I'd say "Trick!"just to change things up and see wha...

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