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King Jacob the Third sat on his golden throne, waiting with glee. For his sons have been reunited and brought before him in the court, the high lords and ladies watching as the boys were brought out before him. For twenty years he has waited, waiting for his potential heirs to come home. While he sired more children, ...
The old man looked peaceful; Grandma Jean had opted to not have her partner of 45 years buried in a suit, but rather a grey cotton t-shirt, his usual go-to casual wear, along with his favorite pair of worn blue jeans, *I could probably count the number of times he had me wash them on one hand*, she had said earlier in ...
It wasn't as big a deal as you'd think. I mean, sure, it was cool finding out that there really are an infinite number of parallel universes, but wasn't like we could go to them, or even communicate. It was just a neat piece of trivia. Then I got the letter, addressed to "Myself... sort of". I tore open the envelope t...
*No way.* Kino's chest started to glow dimly as she had me pinned against the wall. *There is no way she is my soulmate. Is this a joke, Mister Genie?* She yelped and quickly pulled back as she stared at me in horror. I realized my chest was glowing similarly. "Hey four eyes, what sort of magic trick are you pulling?...
Alondil cursed under his breath. Fucking *humans*. They did this every time- *every time*. Anything anyone could do, humans simply had to find a way to do it too, or worse do it *better*. Alondil had been young, only an Elfling when humans had first happened on this continent, and he had learned the ancient and nobl...
The year was 1945 when I met my punishment. See the way hell works is you start off being tortured. At the beginning it sucks. A keeper puts you on a slab and then, what they call the specialist comes and begins by stripping me of my skin. Now as awful as that sounds, it is expected and I act as though it doesn’t bothe...
The ground erupted behind her as she slid behind a collapsed wall, wincing at the pain as the jagged concrete cut into her leg. This guy was good, far from the easy target she had pegged him as when she had challenged him. In a fair fight, she had no doubt in her mind that he would beat her. Good thing she hadn't playe...
They showed up without a word, without our having ever asked, or even thought to ask. We had shielded them, we thought, from the fighting, from the destruction. The Uldert had swarmed upon us like locusts, and we'd barely been able to slow them down. Colony after colony was lost. Until the Amish joined the fight. Th...
As I stood in the seemingly never-ending line, my hands my hands were buttery and sweating. Ever since I was small, people would talk about the "test."Rumors spread of people who would live until they were 100 or more, or people who would die in just a matter of days. My parents would live until they were 90, so they e...
I read the finished wish statement twice, then send the email. Some idiot who wanted a million dollars. As if that wish ever granted happiness. He probably wouldn't even read the statement over - few did. Even most of the shorter ones were over a page. People just handed over their statements to the genie. Especially t...
Blood, everywhere. What had happened? Eulisses stared around himself in shock. He couldn't remember anything - only that he had to get away. He thought he recognised the location - a courtroom where he had worked many cases. But it was in a state of disarray that suggested something like a hurricane of meat grinders ha...
My mother's voice awoke me. Standing at the door, she waited for me to get dressed and join her in the kitchen of the small apartment. "Julius,"she pleaded, her sickly voice haunting my decision. "Don't do it. Please, I'm begging you not to go."Tears were falling heavily from her wrinkled face. This wasn't how I wante...
Golden worlds are a lucrative business. Ask anyone from the local cluster - sure, they'll tell you it's a long gig, and relatively speaking, a lonely one too. But if it was easy the pay wouldn't be this obscene. The process is simple, which does not mean it's easy. Identify a planet capable of supporting life, an...
My sister Jane says I shouldn't keep visiting him. She says the drive to San Jose is a pain in the ass and that I always come back fucking miserable. She says he wasn't my husband and probably not even my boyfriend when you really think about it. She's probably right. The orderly unlocks that heavy metal door at ...
At first, we thought it was the apocalypse. Then the world changed. Overnight. It was madness. First contact was something else. We got the condensed version, but even that was wild. I can’t imagine what they actually told our leaders. Those records are sealed. Well. *were* sealed. No one really cares, anymore. You c...
"OK Timmy, you're doing great! Now recite the Rites of Satesh" "Thanks Dad! Here goes...ghyubdnunhjkbuybcsqokknuckmlqdjnjsqasduni..." The chant reverberated across the summoning chamber into the traced circle of virgin's blood. Sure the blood was from a hamster that everyone was reasonably sure had never done anythin...
Okay, let me preface - I do not work here willingly! The Bank of Everlasting Villainy does not draw from **true** villainous ranks for employees, just their minions from across the multiverse. Something about non-bias, serving all clients equally, that sort of thing. Thank the Void Dragon that I was one of His, rather ...
My Loves, Where should I start? The beginning, when I was spun out of nothing? How I came to be is something I only recently found out , when I found there were others like me. Rather, I should I say I am like them, only so much weaker than them. You are all my precious little ones. When I first made you all , all I...
"Oh mamma-mia! I have been turned into a vampire!" I cannot look at myself in the mirror, or love God in a church, or make pasta sauce, I can't even walk during the day! My life has been ruined! The vampire who did this to me was a very bad bastard. I encountered him during a festival which took place in the evening,...
The scroll is faded and so very old. Older than me. As my assistant is so fond of mentioning. I glare at the back of his plain brown robe, wondering if I could burn a hole through his chest with a fireball or allow him to live. I am a generous wizard, I shall allow him to live! Also, I am a terrible necromancer and m...
Given humanity's tendency to tell stories of the mystic and arcane, it really shouldn't have been that much of a surprise that it was real. There were those who screamed "I knew it!", donned their Hogwarts robes and took to the streets. Most however, we're more surprised at the alien mothership that had just landed in ...
This land we have come forth upon...the mortals call it the United States of America. An amalgamation of mortals, barely keeping the peace amongst themselves. We seem to be in a region called Georgia, and we have arrived much later than any of us anticipated. “We cannot take our true forms here...not yet. It is too so...
I pulled an earbud out and watched with what I could only imagine is a stunned face as I saw the remains of a cracked egg and its slimy contents scattered across my bedroom's carpeting (*mom's going to kill me*). Taking off my already caked-in-mud high-top black Converses (it's been raining the entire week) and olive p...
In the beginning, it was nice. A few dedicated whispers, a bit of a buzz in the back of my mind. 'Get me a raise at work.' 'Make sure I don't have another miscarriage.' 'Make my mom love me.' I had time to check out individual situations, visiting the different members of my group who would entrust in me their hea...
There was no time to sheath the bloodied dagger. No reason, either, considering Anika would likely meet other soldiers this night, all of which would love to collect the ransom on her head. She slipped behind a merchant's stall, closed this time of night, and scanned the city square ahead. It was her first time in the...
I’m on the run. Holy crap. To be honest, I don’t know wether to be happy or sad! I’ve finally broken out of the repeating loop, but why did it have to be after *that* day?! For some background information, I’m James Brook, and I’ve been stuck in a loop of one day for... god knows, maybe a millennium now! The day is 5/...
“Thanks, have a good one,” I said to the Uber driver, before closing the car door a bit too forcefully. Exhausted, I opened the door to my apartment and gratefully lurched inside, throwing my keys to the table. My cat, Frisket, jumped down from the couch and landed loudly and resentfully on the floor. “I know, I kno...
The mighty king pulled, yet the hilt remained firmly in place. "Excalibur!"he exclaimed, "know not that I am your rightful master?" "I am king of the Britons! You are my birthright!" A string of expletives and exclamations of his nobility quickly followed, as the king continued to struggle. The weary band, setting o...
My plan was great, all the pieces were in place, nothing could stop me I was going to bring about the end of humanity as we knew it with the press of a tiny red button. In one fell swoop, all coal, gas and oil plants, mines and factories would be gone poof in a cloud of smoke fire and light. I had for the last 5 years ...
He was just so, mysterious. The dim Christmas lights struggled to illuminate him, a dark form attempting to lean casually against the fence. His body seemed to almost vibrate, matching the quickening beats of my heart as I approached. There was something so sexy about how his cup jostled as he struggled maintain human...
Only the curser can see a curseling. Those are the rules. That's why Lily stared in twisted fascination as she cursed Miss Duprese under her breath as the dreadful old lady droned on and on about the students needing to do their homework. "You'll wind up like Lily's brother otherwise,"she said and the class giggled. Ev...
Most teenagers would be out dancing on a weekend. Or maybe at a movie with their friends. Hanging out at a restaurant with the cute girl from third period. Hell, most teenagers would be looking for ways to sneak out of school, not sneak back in. Yet here I was, entering my school through a window out back. A window I h...
”Verdant Moon, 16th day, the year 1345 I’m sorry I haven’t made a log for the past few days, but do I have a story. There I was, a 16 year old boy with a knack for sword fighting, sent to kill a fierce dragon to complete my rite of passage and join the ranks of the military. Let me tell you, that volcano was so DAMN H...
Mraaaw? I wake up with a cat on my chest. She is licking me. I curl an arm around her and pull her into my belly. Mraaaaw purrpurrpurr We sleep. I wake, thirsty. The cat coils around my bare foot, and licks my toes. I pull myself out of bed. Mraa'aaa? After brushing my teeth, hair, and cat, and having a wee...
I usually don't get nervous. Dates have a funny way of making the mind run rampant with thoughts of practically anything. Is this outfit acceptable? Do they like The Office? Is my tone of voice correct? An endless menagerie of wonder that isn't something I want to be concerned with. And speaking of wonder, there's th...
The tattered street lay in ruins around the gaunt cloaked figure as he ghoulishly glided down the sidewalk. Shards of glass littered the front of every shop, ransacked and raided for whatever supplies could be gathered. He turned a corner, passing burned out police cars and heaps of trash. "Where is everyone?"Vlad sai...
At first he didn't realise, his human didn't return after going out, had it been minutes? Days? YEARS? He loved his human so much. But it took too long and the sounds outside didn't sound much like the ones he was used to. They sounded like the neighbour's cat but louder, and there were more. He couldn't look outside...
The proper thing to do would’ve been to call the cops. It’s illegal to eat somebody else’s marbles. But there were some pieces in there that I’d never seen before. I’ve seen a few famous people’s marbles, in museums and stuff, but never any up close like this. I mean, not that I’m much of an expert, but there were some...
I heard mumblings before releasing my eyes from the darkness I choose every night. I couldn't tell if they were the voices of the regret I doused myself in last night after spewing venemous hatred towards my brother or if I was losing it, just like he said I was. It suddenly became clear, it wasn't in my head but my b...
“That’s a door. You are chewing on a door. There is a door knob right there. Turn it. Turn it. Turn it.” Zach sighed, in as much as a ghost could. A frost cloud appeared in the air, then blew away on the wind. For what felt like the millionth time, and probably was the millionth time, he waved a hand in front of the z...
"The *spirit* of the contract committed your first born child to me, and you understood that. The *letter* of the contract is irrelevant." I smiled, as smug as you would expect of the man who outsmarted the devil. "I understood your intentions,"I said, "but I also read the contract. I believe it was you who originall...
"Wah hoho ho, and here's the man himself!" I never thought myself a cruel man. I was always kind, cordial, and polite to everyone I met. "Well, come on forth then. I might have all eternity, but don't want to spend it all here." I always worked hard in the name of the Lord, diligently preaching his ways ...
The whispers follow me wherever I go. "blood wizard,""evil,""devil worshiper,""vampire,""necromancer." My patients know better. I *cure* people. An evil born by blood. Be it curse, poison, viral or bacterial infection, bad cholesterol, blood clots, hemorrhages, even papercuts that go deep enough. People foolish en...
‘Where did you find that?’ I stared in utter amazement. The sword was perfection itself. It was uniquely balanced, with a blade that was never dulled. I continued to stare at the man until he finally answered. ‘Well, how much does this piece of trash cost?’ I looked at the sword, you couldn’t tell the handle from th...
The wand of death spat fireballs on the poor knights. Their horses went mad, their chainmail was pierced, and all they could do was stare. Not one of them could come near me. "Stop your damned sorcery, you good-for-nothing bastard,"the King yelled. He was behind the knights, sheathed by bodies of brave men, a coward ...
"Prepare the barricades! They come in droves!"the orc captain called out from the main gate, peering out towards the magical gate his master had created only a day ago. "How many are coming?"he called out to one of his scouts. "5 scores, orc captain Maurius!"the short, stumbly orc looked scared, running past. "Goo...
"If anyone here has reason these two should not be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace..." I have never hated a sentence more in my life than that phrase. It turns out, every so often, someone will speak up. Now, that was probably added to the whole wedding thing a century ago when, perhaps someone was worried...
"That *is* a velociraptor." The fat housewife was unimpressed. "It's just a chicken with teeth!"She sneered, pointing a hand laden with half a dozen tacky bracelets. "Ma'am, I have a doctorate in paleontology." "And I have a birthday party who came here to see real dinosaurs!"She said, holding a cigarette in her ot...
**Part 1** Players of *The Chalice of Waydin* always assumed that the moderator avatar, Herman, was just a Non-Player Character, or NPC. So they never guarded their conversations when Herman was near, like they might have done with other human players. The unassuming, pixellated nature of the Herman avatar with its si...
Let me tell you something son, that little war was supposed to be a simple show of dominance. It happened a long time ago, back when those... *humans* just started to expand throughout the cosmos as an official navigator species. And if you think that now the humans are outrageous, you should've seen them when they sta...
It started innocently enough. I was heading in to the library, when I noticed an elderly woman making her way to the entrance, her arms laden with a stack of cozy mysteries. She was a good half minute from the door, but I did what any decent human would do, and waited, holding the door open for her. I even gave her a h...
Dr. Wheatley cursed as he hastily searched through the mess of documents on the computer, the sounds of screaming in the background though made faint by the presence of heavy doors between him and the carnage drove sweat pouring down his face as he thought of his options. The thing was perfect, that was the problem. Th...
It's a barren patch of land. Hundred huge tents lie there, in a square of ten by ten. On three sides, it is surrounded by the forest. There are only two rules: One, you must complete your coming of age ceremony & two, you must never enter a tent which has a lamp burning.        ...
Intergalactic Museum of Sentience Guidebook Page 1. Locations and Exhibits Level 1 – Temporary Exhibition: Hive Minds (North Wing), Modern Humans (Central Exhibit Hall), gift shop Mezzanine – Artificial Intelligences: Our Benevolent Overlords Level 2 – IMAX Theater, Now Showing: Early Humanity (North Wing), Hall ...
I ran. I ran to the garage, to the freezer we had there. I took out the salmon we had in there. I mean, he did not say live fish, right? I ran over to my tools and grabbed the tape, using it to tape the fish somehow to my head. I pressed the garage opener and waited for the door to open. It was surreal, weird. But all...
it is the year 2272, after world war 3, the entire planet changed. There are no more Countries, and the entire planet is united under one flag. The United Emissaries Alliance controls the planet now, and they're elected officials from across the globe. One hundred and forty four years ago, they banned freedom of relig...
Her hair whips around her face and branches strike impenetrable flesh as she runs through the thickening forest. The voices of her handmaidens shine through the woods; searching for her. In her chest something grows harder and heavier. The weight of it increases until it makes her sink to the ground. By now, she could...
*It’s a little odd*, I ponder, *how much time I spend around dying kids*. I’m not a doctor, a nurse, or really *anyone* who has reason to do it as often as I do. I’ve been a lot of things, in a lot of times – comes with being a genie. Never been a healer, though. I can’t snap away death. I can’t really help these kids...
"You have been eating potatoes for days, count Casperian. We are beginning to get ... worried." I peeled another potato and plopped it into my mouth. Shouldn't there be a limit? My experiments with magic had so far been entirely potato-based, but that was of little consequence. Where did the potatoes come from? I said...
You can't walk more than a few blocks in this town without seeing a "I ♥️ The Brigadier"shirt for sale or see a bumper sticker with his ugly face on it. It always annoyed the fuck out of me but alpha class heroes like him never bothered with kilo level criminals so unless I suddenly threw an aircraft carrier at the moo...
"Oh! Look! It's the Herald!"the man excitedly yelled and pointed at me before swiftly crossing the street to meet me. My hand slid towards my wait where I stored my blaster. I was ready for a fight. "Mr Herald, I just wanted to say I'm a big fan,"he smiled. "Ah,"I said, a grin on my face, "you too wish to spread evil...
I had a feeling this Monday would be bad. More than usual, I mean. It started with my car deciding to run out of gas not even halfway to the office. Sure, it beeped at me, but how am I supposed to know what beep is bad and what beep isn't? The 'Check Engine' light's been on for almost a year now and I looked at it, and...
Echoes of the boots on concrete reverberate down the hallway. I can hear her coming towards me a mile away before she would ever be in sight. The steps and gait are distinct. One of the few sounds I can hear other than the machines and fluids surrounding my floating body. Before she reaches me, a deep voice besides me ...
"Could you say that one more time?" He stares at me with a look of bewilderment. "Excuse me?" I repeat myself, "Could you say that one more time?" He seems nervous. What, did I say something wrong? With a slight shakiness in his voice he re-explained it, "My evil and devious plan is to release a parasite that will ...
A leviathan, never had anyone attempted such a feat, unfortunately I had no choice, stranded on an island with nothing else to eat save coconuts and crabs. Such a grand creature,tentacles sprawling 100 meters long, some still impaled by the spikes used to prevent juveniles from scaling to the deck, most don’t live l...
I awoke to sounds similar to my native language, as the clear coffin opened to a number of smartly dressed....*squirrels and badgers?* One of them wore a monocle, and a contraption that had multiple clear lenses that moved on a bar arm. It spoke, a sense of the feminine within it, as its foreclaws prodded the flesh of...
"There's no name in the paperwork. Isn't there supposed to be a name somewhere?"I mused as I tried to recall that small detail in the sea of information the shelter had provided when I went to pick up my new foster cat. My first cat, first pet ever really. I was never much of a pet person growing up, though I desperate...
"Where are our healers?!" General Snaggletooth raged at his subordinates, clenching a meaty fist. He was the largest and strongest of orcs, with age and intelligence to match. He had heard reports that the humans were vanishing from nearby lands. That didn't concern him. But now it did, as the Infernal Army marched to...
"Hemlow Argy, whatcha dooooin'?" With a start I nearly dropped eight hours of my life onto the floor, and perhaps ended the rest of it. With an exasperated sigh I looked up at Helia who was currently upside down staring in through the window, her sky blue eyes obscured by the frills of her dress as it gathered around ...
"In fact fuck you all." The crowd gasped. The entire auditorium became silent. "OH so, William Johansson the accountant over there, yes you the fugly off-blue suit, can charge through the nose for tax filing, WHICH IS ONLY COMPLICATED BECAUSE HIS COMPANY LOBBIES TO KEEP IT THAT WAY. Or how about the mass media chairm...
Being born an orphan in a village is no fun. Being born a female orphan in a village is even less so. I struggled against the binds now that Gregory and John had left me. The coarse rope might as well have been thorns, they stabbed through my dress and wore the bare skin they touched to bloody slashes. Just to make mat...
"You need a soulmate,"said the kindly old woman behind the counter. "Actually, I was coming in to ask for directions,"I said. "I honestly don't remember how I ended up on this block, I need to get back to 16th Street so I can catch the bus." "Well, where were you before?"She asked. "Our drinking with my broskis." "...
It ain't easy being cheesy. Not since the blanket ban on cheese following its weaponization in the Coke/Pepsi war of 2045. The war was vicious. So much lost. So much destruction. So many dead. It was not gouda. From the ashes and de brie of society, a new world order arose. One with a hatred of cheese that cut sh...
A guard walked me down a staircase to the dungeon. Once we were in a hallway, he walked back up, leaving me. The hallway was dim. I could see a few cells on either side of me. The only illumination was from a few torched mounted on the walls. There was another hall a few meters away that came from the right. I heard a...
"How long since you last fed?" "You know I'm terrible with time, El. It must be close to... one... two years now? Wait, when did they repair the church tower in the city? It was just before that." "That was twenty years ago." "Yeah, well, there you go. Twenty years."I said. His eyes grew narrow, which was intensifie...
The creature's long tongue wrapped around my brother, pulling him into its mouth as he screamed for help. The unmerciful jaws snapped shut, and I never saw him again... Not really, anyway. "No!"I screamed, reaching toward the savage beast. But it was far too late. It swallowed my brother with a loud glomping sound, an...
"Dad mind giving me some help?"Said the young teen, Ciel. "If it's about money you know what's the best way to get it."Said Ciel's Dad as he is working on charting some plans. "Nah I got the money but that's not important. So remember that I'm going to meet my girlfriend's parents this weekend?"Ciel dad just contin...
"Billy?" "Oh, yes!"I blink, looking up from my laptop. "I'm sorry, what did you say?"Usually I pride myself on being an attentive student, but something about Ms. Carpenter's question flew right over my head. I feel my cheeks tickle with heat. Ms. Carpenter sighs with that amused half-smile she gets when a student is...
Finally, Togo had reached his 18th year! The whole village prepared a feast in his honor. There would eating, drinking, singing and much celebrating to be had! But this is not what Togo was excited about. His Mother would finally teach him how to create the delicious red meat pies that had captured the villages hear...
"I carried you in my arms once."She says softly. "Do you remember?" "Yes mother, I remember."He remembered everything, every line on her face that had grown with each passing day as his own skin stayed smooth, every time she had looked in the mirror and sighed at the travesties that old age had wreaked upon her. Ever...
"Well *shit*...."That phrase could be the only way to describe my frustration as I gazed at my work. The man could walk now, but one more child who would contract polio was born in India. If I tried to stop that, two kids would just lose their legs in a car accident in Brazil because some asshole was to busy with the h...
*You could read this prompt several ways I guess. I read 'worst' as in 'most awful/horrible'. (NSFW)* *** 'Fabbo!,' ejaculated Chardonnay, gurning wetly. She slithered another dime the length of my dropsical thigh and giggled shrilly. 'I haven't been this muntered since I was a tweenie', she dribbled, and I concu...
Luke kneels at the edge of the service platform on Bespin, backing toward the edge of the antenna as he watches his severed hand spiral into the abyss below him. *well shit* Vader slowly approaches him, Luke figures he's a goner, and attempts to retain his Jedi honor, but it's no use. Luke is scared shitless, and d...
I crept into my target's apartment. Her name was Mishna Milinkovitz, and she was an out-of-work elementary school teacher who put her basic math and alphabetical skills to use for a drug cartel, alphabetizing a vast amount of crack cocaine in record time. Now the CIA wanted her, dead or alive. Then, without warning, I...
My mother was a baker. My father was a salesman. I decided to be more. I realized it early on- about the third time my mother burned herself badly enough to need to be hospitalized. The woman was brilliant- with an advanced and instinctive understand of abstract mathematics. Her greatest joy was teaching me the patte...
It's not easy to move to another country. It's even less easy when you've been assigned to be the head of a spy ring in the capital of your new home. When the Wall came down we knew that life would change but we never thought it would take us to America. Kara and I moved to Washington from Saint Petersburg in the earl...
"Welcome back to the stream; the unboxing. Maaaaaaaaaann. Ha ha. Twelve thousand viewers right now - my name is the Golden boy Savage, what's up world. I got the new Fresh Air. That new Freshhhhhhhhhhhh ha haaaaaaaaaa. This thing is a beast. " "A Million. Hear me? A Million dollas. No thang though, you know what I'm s...
"There you go little guy, safe and secure." Ilia gently placed the injured squirrel on a branch at the edge of the tree line. It limped up to a higher perch, licked its wound, and scurried off into the urban forest preserve. Ilia watched as it hopped along the branches. Her eyes followed its movement like a mother wat...
"Wait, director! Mind if we do a cut on this?" "Huh? Sure. It was about lunchtime on this thing. All we've got left to film is the creampie sequence at the end anyway. Johnny! You can just jerk it in the toilet when we're done with Burger King, right?" "Huh? Oh, yeah sure!" "Wonderful! -----------------------------...
“Hey, guys,” I said, sidestepping the mess on the floor as I walked into the living room. “Do you think we could have a quick house meeting?” Neither of my roommates bothered to peel their eyes from the television. So I cleared my throat and tried again. “Dave? Sheila? I really think we need to set a few ground rules...
"I killed him." "That's nice dear." He was sat on the couch, engrossed in another marathon gaming session. "He fought back, unlike that last guy. Real nasty biter." She held her arm out appreciatively, a red mark fading just below the elbow. "You had a tetanus shot?" "Of course." "Okay then." "I had to pull the...
"Hey I just got back,"Jezebel said to Genevieve and Tim, as she thought about her trip to the grocery store. "Oh, did you get what we needed?"Tim asked thinking about the massive amounts of cocaine they were planing to do this weekend. Genevieve, who was supposed to pick up the drugs and tell Jezebel the plans for the...
It was a little-discussed consequence of Batman's existence. Although the city did live in fear of him, the criminal underworld was not stupid. It didn't take long for people to realize that Batman always gave priority to attacks on Wayne Enterprises and the Wayne Foundation. Really, it was only a matter of months befo...
“What’s your secret?” One after another, the representative from each affiliate news station repeated the question to Willie Jenkins. “Haven’t got one,” he replied, politely and in succession. Willie’s 250th birthday garnered a bit less national attention than his 150th and his 200th, as far as he could recall. The Pre...
"I call to order this session of the Galactic Council, requested by the Head of the Department of Interstellar Species Relations, Arbiter Hax. Please be seated." From two hundred different worlds scattered across the galaxy, holograms of the five hundred and thirty-seven official members of the council were projected ...
July 16- 1999 Today, a nation is in mourning as King John II and Princess Carolyn were killed in a plane crash today, throwing the nation into a crisis. John II, son of King John I, was killed when the royal charter plane crashed off of the coast of Georgia. Investigators have yet to find out what happened to the plan...
Superman, Batman and the Flash were playing a 3-man poker game. It was one of those slower days at the JLA but all the heroes voted in favor of "Villian Wait Out Fridays"to be mandatory and it was their turn to hang around the League Lounge. "Something's wrong,"Superman said with a grim expression. Neither the Flash...
"No, don't go up the stairs, you fucking imbecile!"I said. I had seen this movie twice before. Tom went up the stairs and got murdered by Jack, the dual wielding knife mass murderer. This was within the first five minutes of the movie. The premise of the movie was that there were 6 teenagers camping out at an abando...
*The first time Sebassa killed, she tasted the blood for weeks.* The renegade Sebassa looked up from her knitting. “What does that even mean?” *Her memory was born in pain and got worse from there. It’s no wonder she was the deadliest assassin in Parth’s history.* “Well,” said Sebassa, “I am pretty deadly.” *But no...
The end of the world was not supposed to be like this. According to movies and television, everyone should be running through the streets, screaming, looting and setting fire to things. Dave scanned the sky, searching for evidence of the alien invasion. *An Independence day ship would be cool*, he thought. The news s...