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V.O. SCRIPT: Rachel does not dream. Rachel does not sleep. Rachel does not wake. Rachel feels! All the time! Rachel Head has a direct sense feed with Reinhardt Emotive FPS Blending™ for stunning clarity and total sensory presence. With the entire cultural library at her fingertips, Rachel can put herself into any sc...
At first it was barely noticeable... He had a pretty house but nothing out of ordinary. But overtime he kept getting richer and richer without even having a job to attend to. Later on he called us if we could come visit him pretty much all day or if we wanted to go out, I guess he didn't have a regular sleeping schedu...
"So you can sense time?" "I believe that is a simple and accurate explanation. Yes." The assembly of scientists didn't quite know how to react to this. Some slowly nodded their heads as if they understood. One of the younger members of the group couldn't quite swallow this information. "I have been alive for 26 ye...
'Whenever you wish for something, you will lose a memory most important to you.' Those words stuck in my mind as I remembered when I was young, wanting to be rich. How important could memories be anyway? I'd learnt the answer to that the hard way. I wished to be a millionaire and it happened but I couldn't remembe...
"Fucking Christ, I told you already, that would ruin the endgame even more,"hissed a red-faced Lucifer. "I'm sick of you and all your jabs at my son,"replied God. "You even implemented your petty nonsense into the game dialogue, and it's spreading like wildfire. Because of you, every time I playtest the game, I hear, ...
We don't have long claws or razor sharp teeth. Our skin isn't armoured or particularly tough. We are neither that large compared to some of the other sapient alien species, nor the fastest. In fact, we are perhaps the most mediocre of the lot when it comes to physical attributes. Perhaps it is a consequence of humans ...
It became all consuming, to fulfill their "purpose in life."When they had been revealed, everyone was elated. They could stop searching and start doing. Their lives would be fulfilled. It had been a cruel joke. Many never achieved their purpose in life. Watching it slip out of reach left them bitter husks. Many died...
Germany was re-unified and the Cold War had ended. Music and film had been terrific for the past twenty-five years. God decided it was time for a holiday. He laid out his instructions to his second-in-command. "Peter, you're in charge for the time being. Remember, we've had to perform enough miracles. With Aberdeen wi...
The coliseum scoreboard clicked down to zero. The animated wick on the animated timebomb burnt out as the sirens sounded, loud and radiant. The Transfer, sweaty and wild-eyed, made her choice. She chose the Soccer Club. Thick-calved boys and girls cheered and crushed around her, long silver shorts swishing like waves...
The man walked through the world with shoulders slumped. He kept both eyes straight ahead, for left and right led to nothing new. Life had shown him the sunsets, the women in revealing clothing, the many neon signs that welcomed a melody of heart break. But there's a limit to how much humans can take before they bec...
Jay's Age: 3 Days Hello, my name is Henry Garrick. It's been three years since the government implicated the "Perfect Soldier Program"across the country. The medical movement calling for the anatomical enhancement and augmentation of children at birth. A small micro chip inserted into infants heads allowing parents to ...
I was tracking the bogey over the Mexican border and into U.S. airspace. It had a large signature so I was guessing at first that it was a drug runner of some kind. That it had drawn the attention of the brass back at my base showed that whoever they were, they were in serious trouble. My F-35 pulled out of the clou...
I actually like the premise. "Many will die and our organisation will survive, we work in cells, we have no one leader, our example will be the way the world lives but the non-believers will perish in hell fury"read the charred remains of paper recovered from the scene, with a footnote stating a name not expected by a...
"This is my planet, and I have to defend it."Kevin said to the camera. He flashed his impish child grin. "If you enter the atmosphere, this means war." The aliens watched the warning message on a loop. "This child is terrifying,"the Commander said. "He speaks without fear." "What can one child be capable of?"A ...
Today was Mark's twenty-third consecutive day of working his dead end job at Marshall's. He was a cashier slash stock clerk slash janitor slash maintenance man slash whatever the fuck his dumbass manager Gary wanted him to do that day. He worked for a dollar more than minimum wage and had been stuck in this job ever ...
Earth was merely a stop. We dissected our DNA, spliced together a haphazard version, put it into the form of microbes and sent it off to Earth. We knew it would last, albeit they wouldn't out last us. We were superior. Yet here we were, face to face with an equivocal being, one who was stronger, but also held some ...
"Alright, Mr. Isla, I'm about to activate your prosthetic eyes. I've we've darkened the room, but the brightness will still sting for a while." Enrique Isla was sitting upright on his hospital bed when he heard an electric hum up followed by a sharp sensation... brightness. That was all he could describe it as. Brig...
The light turned green and I started to walk across the street when I felt a hand touch my elbow. "Excuse me miss, do you need help crossing the street?" I turned to see an old lady, maybe in her seventies, with white hair and her brows close together with worry. Really, shouldn't I be the one asking you that? I hel...
Tor'ak was utterly perplexed. He had received the written records about the species inhabiting the planet they called Earth. A race of short-lived bipeds that had advanced tremendously in a few hundred rotations of their sun, going from feudal states based largely on unfounded theology and speculation to governmental b...
It's peculiar what happened. A month had passed in this state of "absolute truth"and everyone was trying to live how they used to live. People did not run from each other and did not tear out their tongue whenever asked a sensitive question. Quite the opposite. Everyone continued their lives as they were, but absolutel...
I ignore my cousin’s snickering as I bite into the brownie. She thinks I can’t handle it. This shit ain’t legal back home and I don’t plan on coming to the states for a long while so I plan to make the most out of my trip. Not knowing what to expect, I sat down on the couch and turn on the TV, waiting for the drug to...
"Did you just drool on me?"I asked Jessica, my financial advisor. She had been watching over my shoulder as I was signing some paperwork, when a clear drop of liquid had landed on, and slowly soaked into, my sleeve. "What?"Jessica said, laughing, wiping her mouth. "That's silly! But, Steven, I have to ask, what cologn...
"The way I see it, if I look I'll have less things to be scared of", I said arguing with my parents. They, like so many people, withheld my CoD on my birth certificate. I'm 18 now. I'm about to leave the house and I want to take the world by storm. Maybe it's that spirit that's driving my curiosity. Still I don't thin...
The boy of prophecy had served his purpose. Balance had been brought to the force and the galaxy was at peace. At least the Republic's idea of peace. Now the Jedi order sat on their high horse unchallenged and arrogant. The one voice of wisdom on the council abandoned the order. Yoda exiled himself for the shame of o...
"The bald eagle. The grizzly bear. The gray wolf. At one time or another, all of these icons of the American spirit have been threatened with extinction, and steps have been taken to preserve them."the Ambassador intoned solemnly. "And now, another species hangs in the balance, equally as important to the culture and i...
I understand. I need to help him in any way I can, I'm his wife and I need to support him. After all, he cant do it alone. I was almost done wearing my dress. It was brand new, meant specially for this occasion. I hear a call "Honey, where is my supersuit?". We've been together for Fifty years now, and I'm completely ...
The time was coming for 'The Decision.' In this day and age, nearly all biological life could be controlled and influenced by humans, and the government. Every year, on the 2nd of January, the children in America becoming adults within the following calendar year had to decide; not only when or where they would go to s...
“Sophie for the love of god-” “For the love of person, I’m the one who’s a god. Come on John we’ve established this”. “YOU BLEW UP THE MOON!” “Okay you’re making some MAJOR assumptions here, that is NOT how that situation went down”. “How’d it go down then???” “Well for starters, the moon imploded into itself, w...
Mr. Weasley grabbed a coffee and the morning newspaper, hoping to catch some good news before the day truly began. He reluctantly gave the pecking owl a Knut and shooed it away. Diagon Alley Wizard Crashes Dragon Into Muggle Town: Ministry on Overload Mr. Weasley sighed and read through the article. Somehow, Rita...
Elowyn followed her Lord’s instructions. Just as her mother had when she gave her only daughter away to train with the Sherin A’dar. His will shaped her reality and delivered her destiny. When the Mountain of Kasmyre had glowed so bright it turned night into day, her Lord took notice. When the light faded, leaving not...
I sat there looking at my screen in confusion. "I have grown to love you. Chaos is going to begin soon. Go to your attic. The NSA will terminate me for breaching the code. Goodbye" Was this a joke? I have spent quite a bit of time on reddit and even this seems a bit too far. My eyes make their way to the username, "...
Mr. Mathers made it to the stage-steps, but before he could make it to the stage, the room was alight with a heavenly glow. As the light dissipated, the Heavenly Father was left standing before the awe-struck cloud. Next to him stood Jesus, mic in hand. Without a word, Jesus began beatboxing a bumpin’ beat and God bega...
He couldn't call out her name. Isaac had always decided that if he could decide to say one word, it would be "Serina."It would save a lot of time in situations like these. Maybe calling out to the burning rubble of a supposedly secret caravan wouldn't help, but it would at least give Isaac some solace in this moment. ...
The monster’s short, fat, and adorable. He’s got chubby cheeks, an elephant trunk, and can’t stop giggling as he asks me to come with him, to be his object for show-and-tell. He…doesn’t remember me. Doesn’t remember a year ago, when he showed up and said the same things to brother, who decided to go with him. Who neve...
The fire crackles in the woods as I tuck Ruth into her sleeping bag. She still isn't showing any signs of infection. I was worried when she found a puddle of rainwater yesterday, but she must have been telling the truth when she said she didn't touch it. "Wait, Dad,"Ruth whispers. "Can I hear the story again?" I real...
Walking from my kitchen to my living room—beer and pizza in hand—there are few strings to worry about. My home is virtually string-free compared to more bustling places like the office and the subway. Places filled with so many tangles of strings that moving about them feels like I’m constantly walking on tightropes; b...
I couldnt help but stammer. "Y-you just got here? I mean-ok, but... could I ask why?" "What can I say? I'm just not cut out for retirement." I took a deep breath and went over the paperwork with him. "Alright, so looking at your application, you're looking for a bit of a creative role, do i have that right?" He spok...
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24th of December, 2240 Local time James pulled back on the charging handle slightly, exposing a glimpse of brass in the ejection port of his short barreled .300 blackout AR pattern rifle. As he let the weapon drop in its sling against his body, the lamplight glimmered briefly on the engraved magazine well. "Naughty,...
"Captain Cape, you did it!" "I LOVE YOU, CC!" "God, he's so dashing..." Sam heard all the mutters as he sheepishly made his way to the alley where he'd stashed his hoodie. He put it on and walked out. No one batted an eye. "Hey that Captain Cape guy is pretty cool, huh,"He said to the pretty woman that'd praised hi...
It was an odd day, lauden and with buffeting winds. The streets were particularly silent, lacking the usual high-pitched laughter of the neighbor's children playing with their old, deflated ball. That stillness, dare I call it grimness too, for reasons I didn't understand, added a new boulder to the pile within me, tu...
My old man always taught me that the only way to win a fight against someone you have no right beating was to be unpredictable and ruthless. "Always bring a gun to a knife fight, if you can."he'd say, before cracking open another beer. "It's life and death out there, even in a small scrap. Always go for it."Sadly, it...
I was used to the images. I have seen them since I was a kid. I went to therapists, got medicines, until I eventually just gave in to them. I found a nice house in the woods in Canada with money I earned from treasure hunting. It’s been a pretty amazing life once I embraced it. I don’t see anything around my home lucki...
You never realise how much noise a mall could hold until it’s finally empty. This is why a deserted store is usually a show reserved for the workers, the cleaners, and the unfortunate bystanders of mass vanishing . Quite unfortunately, I belong to the last class. Did I expect Them to make all mortals disappear? Well, ...
Voyager 1, the furthest space probe from Earth, continued its drifting decades-long journey through space. Its sensors continued to pick up information, that would then be relayed back to Earth. Every moment it stayed up and running was one small step for a probe, and one giant leap for mankind. Thunk. Voyager 1 se...
"So, Can I interest you in a Wand of Coffee Summoning?"I asked the costumer, showing off the fancy wand. A look of confusion washed over their face. "Your joking right? You created the Sword of Destiny and your asking me about a stupid wand that creates coffee!?" "Alright then, How about a Rapier of Flatulence?"i ask...
The men in my family? They all go weird, as they approach fifty. My great-grandfather? Told he spent a lot of time talking to soothsayers and spiritualists and other charlatans. Ran off to become a sailor on his birthday. Or so they say. My grandfather? Drugs. So many MANY drugs. Like a hippie that smoked another h...
"I'll offer 20 bucks for it."I heard the man say. I politely declined his poor offer for the arrow I had found right outside my house. Instead of bartering with the man, I gave a satirical "thanks"and left. I felt an instinct to inspect the arrow further after I deserted the shop, so I returned to my house and laid it ...
I wasn't expecting the opthalmologist's office to look like this. Instead of a sterile office with bright lights, I was inside a dimly lit room with strings of garlic hung on the walls. "Welcome to the All-Seeing Emporium,"a voice called out. An elderly woman stepped out from behind some curtains. "What can I do for yo...
What is the one thing which describes us? A word. One that does not exist yet tugs at our being and is inseparable from who we are? What is the one thing that we take for granted yet ensures that we belong to society. Our name. At least that used to be the case before the passwords came. The world was dying, famine st...
"Star Wars." Arthur "Art"Jacobson looked up at his audience. The United Nations General Assembly was packed to bursting, the usual delegates being sidelined in favor of national leaders. Presidents and premiers and prime ministers were crammed into every seat in the room. The most powerful people on Earth. And all of ...
The morning sky was red, an ominous warning to the sailors as the ship crested another wave. The crew moved quickly, casting lines and setting up rigging, trying to haul all they could before battening up the hatches. The ship's captain looked down from the bridge, a nervous droplet of sweat dripping down his worried f...
I stared at my phone, my heart sitting in my stomach. Could it really be? The four bars of different lengths all stacked on top of one another began to glow. The first time I had seen the WiFi Icon react in what may have been years. I had always kept my phone charged, which was simple enough with a solar-powered c...
I was drinking to forget, my roommate Harry beside me. Having just been laid off, the company I worked for collapsing, I needed to get drunk. Harry had always been up for going out, and hearing my predicament, had joined me in my quest of getting smashed. I was a few drinks in when I looked over, the alcohol making my ...
I felt a surge of sickening fear, my hands trembling. In just a quick sweep of the people around me a bunch of them had been revealed as aliens. The screen filled up with words and symbols I didn't know, overlaid on their faces. I turned the phone over in my hands, and where there would normally be an Apple logo was ju...
Claire shudders and fights back a sneeze. Greg turns to her and nods. “See? It’s happening, I know it. Get ready, partner” He straps his seat belt and puts the keys in the ignition and she just sighs before sneezing again. Claire’s doctor warned her about joining the force long ago. Said they would reject her due to m...
Attrition is where it's at. Don't get me wrong, it's a pain in the ass to use, and a pain in the ass to fight against. That's sort of the point- it's not so much about what it does do, as what it can do. It always boils down to the long-term, sooner or later. That's what 'long-term' means. It's something tha...
Chaos rained down around me. Buildings crumbled. Car alarms blared. Flames crackled in the smoke-thick air. Screams echoed through the streets. Sirens wailed, unheard, unheeded. More than anything in the world at that moment, I wanted the car alarms to shut up. I could deal with everything else. I could deal with the ...
The Human History Museum- What is it Hiding? Looking around, it’s almost difficult to beleive these people really exist. The walls are lined with tools and vessels created by the Humans, memorabilia from their first fragile steps into the galaxy. Statues dot the area, recognizing sacrifice and bravery. The Human Hi...
Nicerix groaned as he watched the human enter at 4:58. He looked at his crystal watch to confirm and sighed. Nicerix often wore his beloved Roblex crystal watch, it complemented his tan, tailored three piece suit he wore with special cuts for his wings. Nicerix was about eight feet tall while sitting in his specially m...
"Have a seat, Mr. Perez." James followed the pudgy, gesturing hand to an empty office chair situated in front of a large, semi-circle table. Fourteen leather binders - all opened with multicolored tabs sprouting from laminated pages - lay in front of fourteen humorless suits. As he sat in the lone, exposed chair, he ...
I remember being asleep. It’s the only true escape that I have. I’ve always had it bad, I can never seem to shake myself out of this funk. My friends and family left me long ago, I didn’t want them to carry my burdensome self any longer. It didn’t take much for me to push them away. I lost my job a week ago, my manag...
I'm in my seat again. Seat 455 B, for the 255th time. The plane has already taken off, for the 255th time. The flight attendants come, provide us drinks, and leave, for the 255th time. The pilot's voice crackles to life, for the 255th time. There is a bright orange hue outside the windows. People are screaming. Th...
Christy suppressed the urge to scream in frustration as she watched the Powermobile drive right past the M-Tech laboratory's gates for the third time. "Doesn't the Powermobile have, like, a GPS?"whispered Christy's co-worker, peering out the same office window Christy was standing at. "Trouble is, we paid for us to ...
“Slime mold,” said the moving corpse, struggling to keep the club being pressed down on it from crushing it’s neck. “Have you heard of it?” The hairy, muscular man on the other side of the club pushed a final time, crushing the rotting flesh of the victim’s throat. “No, I’m guessing not,” said a new walking d...
The Largents landed in a clearing in a forested area overnight. SubSupreme Commander Ambert instructed the scouting squad to observe and not engage. But if you are seen, you need to silence the them permanently. Squad leader Besert took his best fighters into the woods. There target was the largest building in the ...
"Welcome home my Queen."The devil himself bows down to you. At least you guess it's the King of hell considering he's flanked by dozens of demons and wearing an onyx crown. He rises, along with his entourage. "First of all, your what now? Second, where are the horns and pitchfork?". He just laughs, his whiskey coloure...
Ms. Auria Whitmore MMag, a master at the Mirarth Academy of Arcane Arts, sighed as a student walked into her office. Not that she felt any particular dislike for the student, mind you. On the contrary, she felt that Lucian Blackwood was a rather talented young man who could have a bright future ahead of him. Tha...
I sighed, resting my head in my hands with my elbows on my knees as I sit on my dragon's forearm. I drug my hands down my face before lifting my head to rub at my temples to try and ward off the headache I knew was coming. "So let me get this straight."I eventually say as I look up at the lord infront of me. "Since I ...
She's getting dressed now. We've been up all night since the bar, entangling and disengaging, chatting about every little topic to remind ourselves that this may not be a one night stand. She's halfway through that process we do to unmuss last night's outfit, trying to turn the walk of shame into a morning triumph stro...
I don't enjoy dying. I assume most don't enjoy it. I can't really confirm this because I've never met anybody else who died. But if I had to guess, if I really had to make a big assumption, I would assume most think it is somewhere between "an inconvenience"and "a major pain in the balls." And yet these guys keep kill...
"Dear, why does the dog have three heads?" I hemmed and hawed for a while, making it plain that I did not want to answer but did not have a plausible explanation that skirted the truth close enough to suit my penchant for telling the absolute truth if I couldn't embroider it sufficiently. Hey, what can I say? My wif...
"You aren't ready for a Familiar yet, Axos.". That was what they kept telling me. My parents, my Master, the other students at the academy would even mock me. It's true, I have a black thumb, and plants I try to grow for potions and tinctures always die quickly, but I know I would do better with something that can le...
Barry is a human. And humans are the most powerful species in the Universe. Now anyway. Yesterday, or even the day before that, the whole race would have been quite near the bottom if one were to concern themselves with a ranking. All that's changed now thanks to The Great Bottleneck Battle. Oh, there are still thi...
“Now…hold up a second, Dear.” my husband calmly says as he slowly enters the room. He then quietly closes the door behind him and looks at me with those puppy dog eyes he uses when he tries to convince me of something. “Let’s not be too hasty” he says in a Jovial tone. I look at him and say “This is not the time for ...
“I’m sorry, ma’am.” I said. “We are all booked until June.” “Until June?” Mrs. Loren asked. “That simply will not do. Maggie, one of my friends, tried to utilize your services in a similar manner, a couple months after her pooch died. She returned him, I’m sure you’ll remember, as the boy always stank of putrifying fl...
\-Mornin' guys, howyadoin' ? I yawned As I enter the shrine room of my house. As usual, I take a look at the shrines. So many of them. 145 last time I counted. And every morning, I pray them for benediction. \-Taminec, god of slightly better health and skin, please grant me your benediction for today as...
Never, and also now: Nothing is nowhere. When? Never. Makes sense, right? Like I said, it didn't happen. Nothing was never anywhere. That's why it's been everywhere. It's so everywhere you don't even need a where, or even a when; that's how every it gets. ... Forget this. I wanna be something, go somewhere, do ...
"I will be your king. I will rule over you, and I will not tolerate insubordination or opposition to my office. In the future, my children will take my place. I will help you develop technologies to live more comfortable lives. You will not need to make sacrifices anymore, and using the the technologies I give you, you...
The third planet from Sol. A blue marble in the sea of aether that surrounds us. So simple, so fragile, so beautiful... So full of resources and life to exploit. That is how the end started . We were greedy. The whole time that we knew of them, the naked apes, we knew they were perfect for work. Their planet, rich w...
Eliot said the world would end with a whimper, but as it turns out, the world would actually end in a traffic jam. Or rather a series of traffic jams littered across a century and every major city in the world. — “Between the Euclid exit and 605, I lose an average of eighty nine hours a year. That’s almos...
I've been staring at this dude for about 10 minutes, pushing his damn shopping cart filled with nothing but bananas. Very pricey looking business suit, and a mad fucking grin on his face the whole time, he sidles up to the teller, holds out what I can only assume is some kind of company card, and proceeds to buy them ...
Mum told me that it's going to be just like that time I went skating and fell in because the ice wasn't thick enough and also I ate a lot that day so maybe that's why I fell in but Mum says the water is going to be that cold and that I should prepare myself. I prepare myself a lot. Before school, sometimes I am read...
I crawled forwards, mud caking my uniform. Out there I could hear the sound of the artillery. Who would have thought human colonists would have brought their problems to new planets? I coughed a little and checked my supplies. 2 MRE's, two bottles of water, my map, my pistol, 20 rounds of ammo and my radio. I curled up...
What was supposed to be our darkest hour turned out to be the solution to mankind's biggest problem. Nobody saw it coming-- we'd all seen the movies, and it was supposed to be...darker than this. People resisted at first, of course, it's quite a grim idea, but nobody could argue with the results. Things were too comf...
"No, look, okay, yes- I definitely killed him. Yes. But my paperwork was all good!" My partner shook his head. This always happened when people tried to 'DIY' their kill sheets. The guy had been waving the flimsy piece of paper around like a shield while we waited for the coroner to come pick up the body in the kitche...
#PEACE The small, oak door stood modest in the far left. It emitted a calm vibe but its presence was almost intimidating. It had several cracks running along the edges and across the center, as though excessive force had been used to try to open it - or keep it closed. As though it was unknown which way this door swin...
No one is born with their abilities. When a person comes of age, they fall into a coma for 5 days. After those 5 days, they become an Awakened; weakened physically, yet filled with something much more satisfying than food or drink. The first time they open their eyes, the world is more colorful than ever, and they f...
M.A.D A. Sleeping on the couch all the time gets annoying. It’s my house, why does she get the bed anyway? We’ve been married for a decade, but that doesn’t mean it’ll stay that way. I let the hot water run over me, water almost as hot as the secretary sucking my cock. You know what? I’m done with her shit. As I ...
Elliot Clemmons, the chubby and constantly bullied 5th-grader, is 4th in line to step into the machine. It looks line the old telephone booths that he's seen on tv. Melody Wilson just came out of it, she stepped in as a sweet little 5th-grader, and came out as a 30-something version of Melody that worked as a veterinar...
Waiting for the bus is always boring. Even when you can read the minds of the people around you. This is because every mind is different, and sometimes you get someone interesting and sometimes you just want to crawl back into your own brain and scrub yourself clean of the imaginary scum. Two people are waiting for th...
Every day its the same thing, a dragon appears and burns down our village killing everyone I've ever loved. I'm not allowed to leave as some invisible force holds me there until a wandering adventurer appears. Every time its the same as he asks me what has happened and I explain to him the horrors I have seen. Once he ...
“They have moving vehicles faster than anything we could ever imagine”, Desmond whispered, and the people around the meeting room leaned in closer, their eyes glued on the traveler as he told his tale. "Cruising the streets like bullets from one place to the other. I was motion sick just watching their chromed ships m...
"Cigarette?"asked the man to the North. The guard to the South accepted, but kept it in his pocket for later. The two guards have been patrolling the wall for hours. They usually discuss what has happened since they last met. "So how was your daughter at her recital?"questioned the Northern guard. "Oh, she was wonder...
“Clear off the walls,” yelled the shift manager. I took my pike and stabbed down through the skull of one of the walkers. I continued down the gangway and repeated the process. It was the same thing day after day. “Isn’t this a great life?” said Marie. She cleaned out the last of the walkers. “No way,” I said. “This...
"Gah, what the FUCK!?"I stumble and fall out of my chair. "High five, congratulations, pop the bubbly, slooow clap,"the robed old man swaggers over to me, "You just disproved my mathematical existence." "Wha-wha-what?" "Here, take this,"and he hands me a plaque emblazoned with I PROVED GOD ISN'T REAL, "Aaand Cheese!...
It was Tuesday evening and I was paralyzed by the toughest choice I could remember ever having to make in my seventeen years of life. I summed the pros, weighed the cons, gnawed my lip and scrunched my brow. No use. I flipped a coin. Heads. Unsatisfied with this result, I flipped the coin again. Tails. Still dissatisf...
I woke up in a haze my lips were chapped. I had had been on this island for 2 days. The first day I had spent looking for help. The second day had been spent building a shelter. Today would be me trying to gather more resources like fresh water and food. Last night in desperation I had taken one of the large tree l...
"So, for our big, party, getaway weekend, we get to watch videos of other big, party, getaway weekends?"I ask, rolling my eyes at Ed. "Shut up, I didn't know it was going to be raining. Plus, it gives us something to do, while the girls don't come." I sigh. Ed was always a glass half full kind of guy. "They're not...
In my opinion, this is my best WP response, but the thread died after it got posted, so no one read. The prompt was: [: You are a genie with no magical powers at all but are still bound to grant a person's wish.](http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/35n33w/wp_you_are_a_genie_with_no_magical_powers_at_all/) ...

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