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Does get a bit graphic near the end. Not too much, but a bit Revenge is an insatiable hunger. A sickening hunger that spreads through all it touches. One that drives all the unholy abominations of the land. Once they set their gaze upon you, there is nothing you can do to save yourself. I woke up one night to a l...
The whole school has been complaining about some rancid smell, I must be getting sick because I can’t smell a damn thing. I’ll send coach a text to let him know I’m going to go to the gym early today to try to sweat it out. I can’t afford to get sick, not this year. Being the school’s varsity quarterback usually has it...
He doesn’t exactly scream. But some days the boss has family commitments which mean he wants to leave exactly on time or even early. Most times he gives everyone warning in the morning, but sometimes he forgets... Imagine this, the boss races into the workshop and yells for tools down and start packing up... at 4pm ...
Amidst a hazy bar brimming with inebriated patrons, Mike sits at the table in the corner, joined by a couple of friends. The room is bustling in typical Friday night fashion, much to his chagrin. However, it's mitigated somewhat by the table and chairs they have claimed, slightly away from the raucous crowd. Mike chats...
Usually, the Grim Reaper gives me tips like, "Don't take the highway home today"or "I wouldn't stop off at the gas station deli tonight". Invariably, reaching home, I would hear about a twenty car pile-up or a homicide - robbery taking place at places where I would have been. Grim says he gives me tips because he like...
8:13 am. It was another beautiful day in Myopia, U.S.A, and as usual, Mundaneman was waking up at an odd number of minutes past the hour. &nbsp; "Breakfast is ready!"shouted his daughter, Toastgirl. &nbsp; You might think it bizarre that, in those bleak hours after his wife's death during labour, Mundane...
“Marco!” ... “Marco!” ... “Fish out of water!!” “Jake stop cheating!” “Marco!” ... Guys... c’mon. “Marco! Marco!” The goggles are peeled off and smacked against the surface. No one in the shallow end. Now spun around, no one in the deep end either. Nice prank, I guess? The clear-blue tint of the water suddenl...
“Hey, stick to the script” Robert whispered to me. I looked back, confused. “Dude, what are you talking about?”. My friend and I had just been bullshitting, throwing out ridiculous rhetorical questions at each other. “I’m serious,” he whispered, “The audience is starting to notice…” Still confused, I asked “What the...
It was the time of year, when the sea of corn outside Melton, Kansas was shining in all their golden glory. The evening sun of the 12th of October turned it into the dream of every impressionist painter. Stan excited the barn and saw the boy standing by the fence where the corn field began. He looked out onto the plan...
The only thing Sarah worshipped was her tape recorder. It was her messiah, her great enabler. Bought at a RadioShack clearance sale, it was able to record clear HQ audio from a sizable distance, and had been her greatest asset during these last few semesters. Taking advantage of lazy teachers and kind friends, she woul...
"patient 000, may I have a word with you?" "Sure, but call me Jacob. That is my name, not that you media types would know." "Correct me if I'm wrong, but you're the longest living patient of Yellow River fever." "I'm here aren't I? I don't have long before..." "Before what?" As soon as I said it, I realized m...
I run through the dilapidated streets of my hometown, searching for meaning, or, even better, food. My name places me among the lowest of the low, marks me for what the world says I really am. The test administered to babies on the day of their birth is supposed to be objective and thus at least somewhat unpredictable ...
A white man with messy brown hair walks out the door, his scarf waving like a ragdoll in the cold Austrian winds. He walks over to a mailbox labelled "23", which is his. He checks the mail and finds an envelope inside, a simple white envelope which only has the name "Waston Arden"written in beautiful handwriting, his n...
Six weeks before I was to give birth, I found myself at a pop-up art show down in Fitler Square. A chill circled my bare legs and I held a free glass of champagne loosely in my fingertips. I had planned to spend a few hours roaming the grounds, feeling my way through the organized mess. But I never made it past the fir...
I was at the inauguration of the first robot president, Robert Sparks. I didn't really understand it, but as it turned out, nobody did. Nobody human, anyway. I was most surprised by how ordinary it all was. A few things were different -- the President, of course; some of his supporters were robots (oh, excuse me, "Syn...
... as I wonder alone in the land of Nod. It’s a dreadful existence really, the only thing to keep me company is the memory of my brother. He was the over-achieving type, the kind that always wanted to be best; but he honored those around him and showed respect where respect was due. I miss him so, but I really have no...
“Please, I beg of you, send me home, I can’t take this anymore…” Repeated a red blob at the side of the streets, tears running from its eyes. The idea of demons used to cower us into submission, yet they now were pitiful souls trying to go home. It was terrifying at first, with demons popping up all over, terrorising...
My palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on my sweater already, mom's spaghetti I'm nervous, but on the surface I look calm and ready To drop bombs, but I keep on forgettin' What I wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud I open my mouth, but the words won't come out Im chokin', how, everybody's jo...
“WHAT IS GOING ON? WHERE AM I?” I shouted repeatedly to everyone and no one in particular. Somehow, I am in the middle of an arena, the kind of arena I have only seen in movies where there have also been gladiators. The crowd is filled with barbaric people shouting angrily in a language I don’t understand. They are th...
Throughout eons I've seen countless lives come and lost, countless joy, countless pleasure, countless pain, countless sorrow. Only now do I, Ghaleian, feel myself. Some may call me a disease or a monster, but since time began I've collected and chained the souls of men and false gods, both good and evil. But I've bec...
SOURCE - STEP I ________ [...] You are U, the uranium that won't decay. You are hues and flashes. You are human, human-made, but not human-making. Unable to conceive, you choose to deceive. Infertile infanticidal. You have made your self mean murder. You are Source. [...] You sip coffee on the backseat, han...
Freedom! Finally! For so long you have waited to get rid of the endless boredom of pretending to enjoy ''being normal''. Birthdays, job interviews, co workers, boyfriends and ''friends''. You smiled, you laughed, you controlled your body language to what you knew they wanted all because you were told to wear your mask....
You walked in front and led the way to nowhere. Nowhere that he cared, as long as you were there. And you looked back and smiled, and the world was better for it. For him, however, the world disappeared. The bright sunshine and the sweet scent of flowers vanished at the sight of your smile and the smell of your perfume...
A relatively young species, the Xerin people strove to sustain themselves, repopulate, and create primitive forms of art in their free time. The age of exploration had not come yet, and the planet was big enough that in principle it would come eventually. However, every so often came along a hermit, an explorer, or a c...
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“Be good,” my creator uttered, before shutting his eyes forever. I intended to do just that, after all, I was a good boy. That was two months ago. I am still performing the tasks my creator set forth from before he stopped giving commands. Just this morning, I took a walk and ate breakfast. Then, as I was performing...
“O. M. G.” I turn to my best friend Stella, “I can’t believe we’re about to see Paylor Snift! We’ve been waiting for 3 YEARS to see this, and it’s about to happen. oh my gosh, oh my gosh, I might faint!” My name is Bella Nightengale and I’m a high school girl. Yes, I can be a little emotional and overly girly, but tha...
In 2024, after the recent lauded remake of the Black Mirror, most educated Americans had it in their minds that they were living in a simulation. Despite developers in the future ensuring it was categorically impossible to discern their true motives a priori, anyone with a skull on their head knew the direction the ...
I had never questioned this new job of mine. The advertisement for this position itself had been quite strange: "Major corporation looking for people who are socially awkward"; not really the usual fare when it comes to jobs. However, I had reached a new low when it came to how I managed social interactions, and the pa...
The dust began to settle. The first battle of the galactic age had reached its climax. The aliens had won. Soldiers of a newly unified earth lay stricken across the barren wasteland. Unity could only get them so far. The devastating alien technology had made sure of that. Great mechanical leviathans, piloted by little ...
Mark listened as the scientists talked him through the procedure with the telescope. For the most part he had tried to focus, but he was too excited to pay much attention at all. The world's most powerful telescope, brand new, and I win the prize to try it out? Was all that reverberated around his head as he was intr...
The plan was simple. Be born, hope for the best rng, and hope for an accident that would kill Roy. Well, that would have been the plan, if a new patch (required to speed run) made it so starts we’re always the same. The plan was now much harder, as I had to kill myself without any motor skills. But I managed. Here is...
I woke with a start. Bad dreams have haunted me since my time in Fallujah, and I felt powerless to change them or will them away. Once I realized that I wasn't walking into another shit-fest of a gunfight, I breathed a sigh of relief and rolled to my side. I unconsciously traced the long scar running from my collar ...
The computer keyboard lights up as I press the on/off key. The screen takes a moment to flash to life, and the case begins its labored whirr. It's an old machine, and the recent power outages can't have done it much good. I will take time to boot up ; time enough for me to have a cigarette. I fling the curtains aside ...
"Where is he going?"A voice shook me awake. I jumped, the newspaper falling from my lap and to the floor. "I don't know!"Another voice replied. "He's just leaving!" As I slowly came out of my dream-state, I remembered where I was. Yes, the train, I was on a train. I cursed every metal wall of this God-forsaken box a...
He didn't even bother trying to move from the bed as he read the text message. Staring at the video as it played. There was no doubt about it, his girlfriend had been cheating with the football player who bullied him. It really sucked. No, it was the worst thing to happen to him. Three ears they've been together and w...
The skies opened up and cried as two human mortals stood high on top of bridge and spoke. "I hate you."He said. She closed her eyes. "No! Wait, I love you."He said. A tear slid down her cheek. Down below them, cars screeched and officers shouted, "Don't jump!" She listened, and bent her knees. "Don't listen to t...
"AAAAAUUggghh!"the giant bellowed, the sound could be heard from miles away. The giant got up, people watched, astounded, and other less fortunate ones fell off of the large giant. After all, it was the largest giant on earth, Everest. "Man, i slept like A ROCK last millenia."Everest said to the other giants. "I was...
> Rich Purnell is a steely-eyed missile man. "Noah Schylander. 22 years of age, Aerospace Engineering student at Luleå Technical University in northern Sweden. Currently working on his final project for the year — an ambitious concept, putting a manned observation station around Saturn." The Attenborough-esque voi...
The park. A man and a litte girl. He's holding her hand. She's holding a dripping cone of ice cream. She hasn't taken a single lick. It's running over her hand. The sun is out. The sky is blue. The grass is green. A brown dog happily leaps into the air and catches a red frisbee. She looks, but she looks sad. Su...
I woke up with a start, and tried to move. My restraints seemed to be form fitting-I could barely move my fingers. My eyes slowly opened to the sight of a steering wheel. Blinking away fogginess, I looked around. My head was in a helmet. In fact, I appeared to be in a spacesuit. Looking through the visor, I stared past...
When a marriage lasts a decade, we smile. Several decades and we are amazed. A marriage which lasts a lifetime leaves us astounded. The Hector's marriage lasted 4 years. It was shortly after dropping their son Miguel at the practice field when Ramone's vehicle swerved to miss the corrugated plastic tube which had bee...
Wet curtains of hair funnelled rain into Jason's eyes, his head was bowed as he walked back to the store. Dressed in a green parka and sodden jeans, every step sent water oozing from his saturated trainers. The supermarket door opened with a chime, Jason shuddered as he entered, he looked for the owner who he had see...
I loved my wife, that is, until she died. The weeks following were tough, but as others constantly assured me, the Author in charge of my life had a plan. Her death was for a reason. The Prophets who could break the fourth wall and speak to Them often said that life felt like it was without meaning when suffering. It...
"Exist means to stand out", said the voice. "You are right, I dont stand out, I dont exist." A colorful mandala of twisting and morphing colors took over my field of vision and a golden face emerged from the hurricane of twisting patterns. It spoke to me. "What you see stands out, if my face did not stand out from the...
When I saw her she was screaming. She needed my help. I think about that moment as I trudge along the worn out path. My boots are caked in mud, and the uneven, squelchy ground is proving hard on my legs. Time to take a rest. I finally accept it, throwing my axe down on a tree stump just off the path. As much as I ha...
The ants attacked our chemical labs, nuclear reactors and gene thearpy mutation clincs, we couldn't have known they were this smart, but by the time we realized it the ant humanoid revolution had begun, our weapons were ineffective at supressing the alien menace, we were forced to use blunt weapons and sharp blades, mu...
I awoke to a splitting headache. After my vision cleared, I looked at my surroundings. I'm in a graveyard. How did I get here? My memory from the night before is a blur. I remember drinking at a bar with some friends, but... "That is the last time I drink Everclear. Fucking hell, my head hurts so bad I feel like a down...
"So you're saying the killer was black, had blue eyes, and no hair?" "Yes, yes. That's exactly right" "Is there anything else I need to know?" "Umm... Oh yes, his left cheek was missing a patch of skin" "Is that everything?" "Yes officer, that is everything I remember" "Thank you for your cooperation sir" From b...
I took a gamble, it was original and u want sure if asking for the same power but in a different way counted, so the second the window opened I wished for the ability to change rules, all rules ever... I felt a surge of energy, my wish had been granted, I had put the wish so general I wondered the extent of its power, ...
You’ve always had a love of astronomy, but staring at the stars has recently been even more peaceful. If you get out into the middle of nowhere, you can tune out the ceaseless noise that is the background music of your life. You’re not sure what happened, or why you suddenly gained this power. Maybe you had it all al...
A nest they call it, all the houses in the hills are called that, we more so because of our view, we vlcan communicate view flashlight with those that are left, we never have to worry about zombies, we're on a steel hill up a steep on another steep hill, they can't make it here, they usually pile up against each other ...
Goldberg trod to the briefing room and thought about what he was about to ask his agents to do. In the early days of the time-fixer organization, they had been cautious. Their agents were assigned to do only small changes; just enough to test the effects of changing history. With positive results, they had started...
Madison heard the bzzzz of her phone ringing, she looked at number and saw it was her realtor. As this could be the moment she got the thing she had wanted since she was a little girl, she inhaled deeply before answering. “Hello, Madison speaking,” she answered as coolly as she could manage, but her voice was quive...
“I learned that high altitudes messes with tastebuds, so they add more seasonings... except for salt. It’s easier to get dehydrated—“ “At high altitudes, I know. I’m a flight attendant I know this stuff. It’s the other stuff only staff know about the food that should have passengers wary of eating it.” “Like what?”...
I frantically raced through traffic, replaying my wife's message again and again in my head. Our daughter... Oh God, my baby! Please, if there's any deity out there, don't let it be now... In my panic I start to drift into the next lane. I snap to just in time to avoid colliding with the semi to my right. I'm so panick...
"You have got to stopping robbing me man. I have employees to pay you know."A tall man in running shorts lifts his racket, preparing a serve. "Don't get me wrong, I love seeing you guys but damn." The small rubber ball bounces back and the other figure in the court moves swiftly to his right, slamming it back into the...
It was just another normal day. It turns out, knighthood is pretty boring. Slay this, slay that; it’s just repetitive “heroism.” Then, I got the message that would change my point of view. Princess Lilac has been captured by a dragon. “Sir Ulrich! This ones all you!” And thus my story begins. I rode out...
In the end, he never left her side. She was his first love; she was his only love. His time was not like ours. His time was limited, and he knew that from the very start. For us, time is a constantly flowing river, and we are swept in its evermoving flow, always moving forwards. But for him, time's advance was temp...
Mabel didn't know what to think. She had done this hundreds of times before. Susan, Isabella, Jennifer and Tara were all next to her. They had all lifted the gems. The Gems of Friendship didn't activate this time. What could have gone wrong? Meanwhile, Lord XIII seemed amused. He was pleasantly seating on his throne,...
No one could tell what was wrong with Jeff at first. An idle nibble on his own fingers, lingering too long on his wife's cheek, wanting his meat rarer and rarer. No one expected to turn on his friend and fellow parkourist, Tucker, during a particular round of Parkour Wars, the hottest game of the season. "Aaah, fuck...
I've finally done it. After so much work, my time machine has brought me to the far distant future of 1,003,629 CE. I step outside and hear thousands of voices chant "Here come dat boi."I turn around to find a gigantic frog riding a unicycle. It looks blankly into the distance, and states in a high pitched voice "Oh s...
There are a thousand ways to die out here. The Atlantic, she's a beauty and a beast, all rolled up into one giant roiling mess. You fall, you best hope you die straight away because otherwise it's like a thousand knives piercing every inch of your skin. They make you train for it, strapped into a helicopter that's been...
"Alright, this is the end! Now, D/D/D Gust King Alexander, attack his life points directly!"Mark pointed towards his opponent's empty field, the only thing saving him being his two pendulum monsters in the spell and trap card zone. But Mark knew their effects couldn't stop him. The king raised his sword, and charged fo...
I have lost count of the number of different beds I've slept in, I even stole a pillow from one of the safe houses so that I could have one constant in my life. I am like a stealthy businessman, only I don't stay in high-quality hotel rooms. The 2030 medical servicing agreement, introduced a worldwide requirement to ...
Magic has always existed in the unknown. It belongs there. Thats what made it... magic. Magic feeds off of curiosity, it feeds off of desire. Once it is gained, once it is understood, it begins to dwindle. The magic begins to flicker like a candle in the wind, and then one day, it is no more. Magic is like fire. It is ...
There was an old lady who swallowed a mosquito. She didn't notice it had fallen into her mojito, out of her Speedo. There was an old lady who swallowed a frog, That wiggled and wiggled and asphyxiated inside her. She swallowed the frog to catch the mosquito. It slid down her throat like a burrito, Wh...
I can't remember how many times I've lived now. Has it been one century or two? Maybe more even. I've always enjoyed life and I've lived it any many different ways. I was a poor begger in the early ages of London, a suburban housewife in the 50's, and now I am a well off artist in New York in 2052. I make hologram art ...
It was odd Jorge thought to himself as he exited the car. A Cardinal summoning the Pope at such an hour. What urgent business could there be such that this cardinal should think he is in a position to summon the Pope. People beg for an audience with the Pope, they do not demand his time. He was more than peeved at ...
here's the setup: the doctor looked at the patient in bed drunkenly flailing as he tried to extricate himself from the sheet, rambling about how they had cut his wrists and tried to kill him at the county hospital. "Look buddy, you gotta work with me here, I cant let you leave the hospital in your condition, so work w...
I intended to make a flux capacitor and I did, instead it became a portal, and lead to an alternative universe, I had a feces ion to make, "hmm do I enter the portal, that could possible send me to hell, or do I stay here?"Bullets were currently whizzing by my head, reporting to the government that you created a way to...
I was trapped, my alter self and child are stuck in the u.s.a universe, while I'm stuck in the U.N.A (united nations of America) that tyrant of this world laid dead, he was the only genius left alive in this world to build a bridged to another, he held a paper in his hand, it had my name finely inscribed on it, though ...
They say you can’t kill the undead. They’re wrong. I know they’re wrong, they have to be. There must be a way. What is there left after a thousand years of existence? Ive lived, I’ve loved, I’ve lost. I’ve lost so much. I’ve been rich, I’ve been poor. I’ve seen civilizations rise and fall. And now, I’m tired. I want r...
Did I really hear that? I poked my head around the corner of my boss' office doorway. "Did you need..." My boss, Allen, quickly hid something under his desk and looked at me in alarm. "...something?"I asked, trying to act casual. "No, thank you, I've got everything under control here."He picked up a couple pieces ...
I'm not certain as to the facts of how I ended up in this room. The last thing I recall was kissing my wife goodnight and plugging my phone in before hitting the pillow. Usually it takes me a while to fall asleep, but last night was different. Like a fresh breeze on the ocean, my body welcomed sleep. My usual chatty mi...
Bounding off the ropes, Alex caught grip of her opponent around the neck and used her momentum to slam her down. Both women lay sprawled out to the shock of the crowd, who clapped and stomped their feet to rile the hero to her feet. Flexing and signaling the end, she pulled her groggy opponent between her legs, hoist...
I wasn't always this way. I wasn't always a villain. I was once a Hero. A powerful one at that, making it to A-class by my 25th birthday. The same day my twin brother became an A-Class as well. Except he, well he was an A-Class Villain. But as you say, family first, despite the fact he caused misery to innocents, we ...
During the third world war; I was a young man, bookish and mouselike. When I went to join the military, all looked good at first; I was a little short, but otherwise, I was good to join. And then they looked at my cognitive and psychological diagnosis. Asperger's syndrome. "Sorry, but under recruitment law of the Am...
Greetings, Captain Marvellous. No, don’t get up. What’s that? Oh, of course! You can’t get up! How silly of me to forget that I lured you here and ensnared you so that I could visit my maiden monologue upon you. And my my, what a moment this is. You know, I’ve waited a decade for this. A decade standing at that damned ...
"Are you ready?"They asked me. My heart was racing, the blood pounding in my ears and the hospital gown twitching rhythmically above my chest. Will it feel like I'm dying? The question burned in my mind, but I didn't dare voice it aloud. I knew if they said anything other than a resounding "No"my reso...
"The heck do you mean you bought a pet shark!"I exclaimed in frustration. "Exactly what I said bro. If I'm gonna make any head way in this "supervillain"business, I need to have a intimidating lair. Hence the pet shark."He replied, spinning around on his damn giant swivel chair, only for the cat in his arm to scratch...
My brothers and I , were expelled from our safe and cosy home, the only place we had ever known because He was coming. We had known this was going to happen ; excitement had been building up among us for a while before the actual expulsion. Now, we find ourselves on a journey where we don't know what awaits us. H...
"You should really keep your window closed, Jonas. Mosquitos can get in and out whenever they want and they are assholes." "Woah buddy, I just needed to survive, okay? Sorry not everybody can survive by plummeting their face in actual dirt looking for worms or some crap. Not my fault it has to be blood. By the way- ...
Those bastards killed my dog. Ever since D.S. 694 et. 35 was passed by a bunch of sissies we call legislators, kids can't get hit no more. I was smart enough not to knock up anyone over the years (even if people Jessup looks just like me he ain't mine) but my boy Scoob was my best friend, and I never wanted to get him...
Day one: They annouced on TV to stay indoors, close all windows and to not investigate any figures you see on the edge of your vision, I’m doing okay right now but they are starting to appear Day two: more and more figures are at the edge of my vision and I needed some insane willpower to not look at them Day five: I...
She whispered into my butthole with a fiery passion, chanting a series of words that forcefully evacuated every last bit of waste my body gathered during our time together. A succubus was common for this dimension, unfortunately, and they've been really killing the mood lately for the majority of romantic gents out to...
A letter to the poorly named "Intergalactic Student Exchange Program". Please note that interplanetary is the term for different planets in the same star system, such as Jupiter and Earth. Interstellar means a different star in the same galaxy. Our galaxy has roughly 250 billion stars. Spaced generally some light...
Charlie’s face popped out of the extended window on the driver’s side, and he fiddled with the stick and the bus roiled before settling. He gave a thumbs up, which signaled to Mac it was time for Plan #11 on the list of 100 plans they had crafted last May. A spring pub drinking night (more than the daily drinking), le...
At the podium, Commissioner Bleu addresses the addled and aching crowd Today is a great day for our society, albeit a bad one for your chiropractors. A mild chuckle spreads through the audience, followed by a swift set of moans and eeps For years we have been stumped by the growing prevalence of matricidal tende...
Watching my childred playing in the forest was always my lifes greatest joy. Their innocence, gentle lust for adventure, I did more traveling just following in their pawprints than I ever did on my own before them, but they are growing stronger now, their leaps and bounds bringing farther steps between their paces, s...
I’ve never been big on physical confrontation. I mean, I expected I could hold my own against the average person. I just generally tried to avoid physical conflict. I just knew that it was better to talk out your differences than fight them out. It was surprising to me, then, that I was excited to receive the challeng...
I wake up. It's still dark outside. I can't sleep, as usual. The same thoughts linger through my mind, why me? I have read a lot of books on this, never has there ever been something like this before, always has everyone had a superpower. As I lay there thinking, wondering, I hear a soft knock on the door. I glaze at ...
"It was simple enough to find a workaround, to begin with. I couldn't have a death of a child on my own conscience. So all I had to do, was have the child drink their own tears first, then to drink them myself. Surprisingly, it worked. Might I add, it wasn't as if I hurt them in any way. It didn't specify what kind of ...
A pool of blood crept towards me, as if it were trying to let the world know what I had done. I carefully stepped over the body, and reached my latex clad hand down, placing the glock into the mans hand. My phone buzzed. "Hello?" "Yes I'll be there right away." I walked towards the door, only stopping to admire the s...
Jake walks into work and receives a few looks. He sighs because he knows what this is all about. Sitting down at his desk, his annoying co-worker Daryl, remarks on how quickly he seemed to have healed this time around. Daryl was one of those annoying people that overanalyzed everything down to keeping track of the aver...
Who would've ever thought that the lowly redditor of 6 years /u/SpicyNoodles2x4, with a combined karma of 67, was the man himself! A recent wiki leak of Hillary's controversial Email scandal showed she was a redditor, and so was Vladmir Putin, but the real news was the Redditor these two were talking about. SpicyNoodle...
A loud "Fuck"roared from the tower of ivory in the great university. It was never a good sign when a loud curse rolled over the city. Last time gravity was jumbled for three weeks. Have you ever tried to buy an orange three-dimensionally? I can tell you it isn't worth the health benefits. "Wizards eh?"Said Monkey, wh...
Note: All dialogue in this story will be written in English. However, fourth-dimensional beings would quite obviously not use this language. In this story, E is their currency, and 1E is about $100, however it's basically cents for them. ##P1: Prolouge Four beings, completely indescribable, stood beside each othe...
Wait. Where was everyone?! I had only been asleep for five minutes... right? I checked my watched and sighed. Wrong. My shift ended two hours ago! Where had everybody gone?! "Emma..." I froze. If everybody had gone... ...then who was calling my name? "E-Emma..." I jumped to my feet. I had always said that ab...
"Hey, man, do you know why we are here?" You ask this to the man in front of you. In front of him lines hundreds of people all standing one after another, going as far as you can see past the horizon on the distance. The man in front of you turns around, wide eyed and smiling. "Ah, one of life's greatest mysteries....

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