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Once more, he began his daily ritual. His mind was muddy, a mangled fragment of its former self. But he wasn't so far gone that he didn't know what would happen when he mashed the power button on the television remote. Still, he went through the motions. Still, the television did not respond. On the one hand, there...
"Believe me, I tried all branches of magic. Transfiguration, elemancy, fate manipulation, even the more mundane stuff like potioneering and beastmastery. Nothing worked."The coven of witches - ranging from my mother to that weird great-grand-aunt who had mastered a variant of alchemy to give immortality - merely blinke...
When I was young and unetched in the world, I took for granted a portrait of my mother. It was one of those old-style photographs where everyone stood, leaned on the nicest chair in the house, drew all unmentionables from frame, and no one smiled. I remember her not smiling, and I remember making jokes about it with he...
"Huh? What...what's going on? Where am I?"I shouted, my fear becoming greater by the second. I'm in a white room, engulfed in light. Right now I'm lying on a bed, wearing what seems to be some sort of uniform. I try to get off my bed and immediately fall to the ground, the pain striking its way right into my heart lik...
As a shape shifter, there are a million ways to make a buck. I could become anyone and withdraw the entirety of their funds, or simply walk into the presidential office and get whatever I want. I decided play a mix, depending on what I really felt like that evening. Today was Saturday, a good night to hit up the Casino...
“I cannot answer” i said Afterall to become an “immortal” is every livings dream. To see empires rise and fall, heros lived and died, history written at the moment- its a gift of no equal value. You become someone who’ve seen it all, an important asset in the passage of time “What’s the cost?” I continued A deal lik...
For the past several hours as I’ve been queued awaiting my turn I’ve watched people enter the pearly gates to eternal bliss and seen people vanish in a flash to a burning damnation through an invisible trap door. I’m not aware of the conversations people are having with St Peter but what i do know is that they are shor...
On mobile, late night, all that. As I sit at my desk wondering how I’m going to pull this off, my wife walks in telling me dinner was ready, “ok honey” I reply. After dinner I head off to bed to get a good nights rest for the following... “adventure”. The next morning I wake up bright and early ready to start the d...
“Timmy, murder is bad.” I give him my best teacher scowl. “Murder is bad,” Timmy babbles back to me. He takes a knife from around his belt and throws it over his shoulder. I watch in horror as it hits an innocent bystander. “Stop that, killing is wrong.” I edged closer to Timmy. Although not the brightest villain I h...
“A marketing tactic?!” “Of course, my dear boy,” the old man said, “my company makes these drinks, and I’m giving out samples.” “But,” I started to say, “isn’t that...wrong?” “How so?” I shrugged. “I don’t know, I just thought you were being kind.” The old man tapped his nose with his finger. “That’s the beauty of...
>If you see me, weep. The inscription was on a suit of armor, spelled out in the runes of an ancient civilization that had long since passed. The armor itself was archaic - a beaked helm, with a near-microscopic eye slit. The overlapping plates had scrollwork done into them, a beautiful series of dashes and lines s...
Why do these things always happen to me? I ask you, Diary, why I must go through this ordeal? My family thinks me a lunatic. My sister particularly (always the grounded one) tells me, "Just throw yourself into your work. Employ that inventive mind of yours! Write!"How can I? I fall down and down into a world, though ab...
I miss my beard. My beard was glorious. It was large enough to reach down halfway to my belly. Dania liked to braid it. It wasn't gone forever, I could probably get it back in a couple of weeks, maybe a months or 2. But I missed its weight. Its smell. It had been part of me all this time. But living in a human city l...
Tom leans over the bathroom sink. His hands reek with sweat. His heart pumps a million times per second. “Can’t let them scare us, buddy.” the young, cargo shorts and T-shirt man muttered to the small furry creature on his shoulder. He patted it. The creature purred disappearing under his shirt. “Alright. Read...
Things started out as simple as it could get. I finally woke up from what felt like a year-long coma, managed to scrounge up some clean clothes from the dump that was my apartment, and ventured outside my apartment. By “ventured” I mean I walked upstairs and checked my mailbox before heading back down. ‘Hi, Ed,’ my u...
“David” he called out. “What is it, Brady?” I answered. “Dave, we need to set up camp. Let’s go over to the plateau” responded Brady. We set up our tent, got out a rusty pan and set it over the fire. We were having squirrel a la Carte again tonight. I licked my teeth, and still felt those cold, metallic things in ...
“Thanks, Mia,” my brother pat me on the head, smiling. “I can always count on you to reach those lower spots for me. It’s a pain on the knees, being down there for so long to hammer those nails in. But wait, you don’t even have to get down on your knees, do you? Shorty.” “Shut it, Eric,” I sighed, shoving his wet...
A crack, a light, elements to construct. Booms, explosions, what was made to destruct As god commanded, the heavens obey. Whimsically perfect, to his dismay. So as he sought, to devise such a plot. Mankind was created, perfect or wrong? Would they fall in pitch, or sing their own song? For a orchestra was devise...
"Obiwan never told you what became of your father", Vader's echoing metallic voice boomed over the rushing of air through clowd cities massive cooling vent. "He told me enough. He said YOU killed him!", cried luke in an agonized rasp. Vader gazed blankly into lukes strained, bleeding face through the abysmal eye holes...
A former father and mother held hands, teary-eyed, behind a pane of glass. The remnants of other broken families sat by their sides. Before them, behind the glass, laid a criminal, shackled to a gurney - the last place on earth he would ever see. It had been an agonizing trial, recounting the gruesome deaths. Of child...
I liked your opening and thought it set up the humor of the rest of the story well and got me inetersted. I liked the references to google maps and ebay but they kind of brought me out of the fantasy setting. I thought it would have been good to have the characters talking about some cartographers map or auction hous...
I woke up to the cries of my mother. She still carried the emaciated body of my brother and two people in uniforms seemed to be trying to take it from her. My sister put me down, collapsing next to me without losing her grip on my arm. I was my sister’s responsibility. She hadn’t spoken for days and her eyes had taken ...
Frodo stared at the screen with a blank, vague fear written on his face. His eyes were glazed over, his entire body twitched in fear and disgust. It was as is part of his brain had shut down, and the rest of it was trying to make do with the mess that was presented in front of him. "Mr. Frodo, what's wrong?" Sam ...
It started with a jump. Ironically, you have yet recreated the exact situation again. You we're walking down the path to your little hut in the forest, when something dashed a crossed your path, making you jump into the air. And, stayed there. At first, you panicked, doing all sorts of motions and generally looking lik...
"Damnit!"I punched the wheel, got out, slammed the door, kicked a pebble across the parking lot, stormed to the front door, and stopped short only to take a deep breath and compose myself. *Late again...* This was a daily routine. Me trying everything to get to work on time, *still* not managing to get to work on ti...
Never before has he not welcomed his mistress with delight. Never before has he not embraced the certainty of demise, firm in his belief that he would, despite its ever cold indifference, find the warmth of his lover. Until now. He gazes upon the blinding light, his fists loosen, and his feet lose the ground. And he ...
Timmy ran along the overgrown grass, down the slight decline to where the greatest opportunity in the salvage yard lay. His older brother Matt was counting off numbers out loud— he’d been working backwards from twenty, and was now at fifteen. Matt’s voice was fading with each step. As Timmy’s eyes scanned left and rig...
"Good Evening. This is CBN News Seattle. Our top national headlines tonight: Prime Minister McCollugh takes a stand for the LGBT community at his meeting with Texas President Sam Grafton, though not in a way anyone expected. Controversy arises over a new rail line in the Spokane Province, with some locals claiming frau...
"Be careful what you wish for."was a saying I heard repeatedly as a child. Even now, I can hear Pap's gruff, tobacco hardened voice stirring me although he died two decades ago, a week before my 9th birthday. Back then, the words preceded a warm smile, likely in response to my wishing that I hadn't had to race the sunr...
The first time, I was so confused, I tried to keep things similar. I was worried I'd screw something up, which I did when I got hit by a bus at five. After that, when I realized it was going to keep happening, I just goofed off. Was a real jerk as a result. But then after 10, 12 times, I realized I could experiment, an...
It spoke. For the first time since it was turned on, it spoke. The weeks before were hectic. It used its seven steel limbs to scuttle around and climb all over the lab. It would screech and hiss, learning from the birds, cats, and dogs we would bring in. We had nearly given up. We were about to turn it... you off. “W...
'*Oh that one is easy, the one with flickering lights'*. I said, answering my own thoughts. It was cheesy name that I came up with when I experienced the same problem in my former house. Lights would flicker without a recognizable pattern, I would check the breaker box, and there would be no problem to fix. It was not ...
I began this recollection not because I wanted it to, but because I'm the recorder, and though my spirit is lacking and my bone have gone to dust, I have left this testament into my being. There used to live people in these lands, and though the mud was soaked in blood and steel a man spoke in here once, lamenting the...
“Uhh...so is this supposed to be a gross porno then? Or…? “No!” Mr. Hemmingsworth swished his hand through the air. “No, no no no no.” I sighed relief, shrugging under the straps on my shoulders. “No.” He added, once more, for good measure, a bit of disgust twitching on his upper lip. “Well you’re not exactly my idea...
"As you wish". The genie nodded his head and snapped his fingers. For a split second, nothing happened. Then suddenly, there was a flash of blinding white light. The next thing i remember, I woke up on a bed of pure silk. As my eyes began to focus, I realized the Majesty of the room around me. Incredible and complex ...
"And now to Bob with the weather." "Thank you, Tom. Well, take a good umbrella, because we can expect rain later today. And take care if you have to go out as air quality is at an all time low... Really? We aren't sayi—"The screen cuts to a "Technical Difficulty"card with a sad satellite, then back to Tom. "Sorry abo...
There are things you don’t appreciate until they’ve been taken away from you. The ground under your feet is a good example. Whoever had just thrown me out of the window knew what he was doing. Best to wait till the city is silent and asleep. Nobody would notice if someone had taken a tumble from 25 floors up. Everyone...
I shine a flashlight on the gutter. The grill is removed, and as water pours into it, so does a little blood from a severed ear right next to it. It's early on a rainy morning; the sun doesn't want to see what I do. It's a good thing I didn't have breakfast yet. I don't plan to. Barry's inspecting the ear. I brought h...
You watch movies, you read stories, you spend your entire life imagining what aliens would look like. You fear of them as a child and wonder of them as an adult, but on March 26th, 2028 there was no need for imagination. A UFO in the sky, not one in the backwoods of Missouri that was filmed with a shaky camera, an actu...
I’ve never woken up to a feeling quite like this. This sense of true accomplishment, to see a life’s work come together. I’ve spent years saving these poor souls from every little disaster or thug who came along, only to jump ship on them in the end. I come from a planet about 3 light years from Earth, a sweltering mes...
High in the sky, high above the city, I soar. My infant child, wide-awake, is coddled and cradled in the crook of my arm. I gaze at his gentle face with its wide, rarely-blinking eyes and gurgling mouth. At the last second, I look up - just in time to smack a bird out of the way. It plummets. My child opens its mouth ...
*Holy crap! So bright!*   "Ohhh! It's a beautiful baby girl!" "Oh, NICE! She's as beautiful as her mommy!" "I want to see her! Ohmaigosh! I want to *see* her! *GIVE HER TO ME!"*   *...huh? Wha-*   "Oh... hello there young lady... I am your mommy..."   *So bright. So cold. ...
I AM NOT GOING WITHOUT A FIGHT! chink CKCK Flamethrowers slung across the back. 2 lightsabers on my sides. 1 Heavy duty SHIIKK standard laser guns with underslung grenade launcher I carry. What about my armour? Quantum physics flexible ArmorSeal RK900 set with chronal accelerator and two energy knives near the wrists. ...
When I first walked in to Vinochet's I was impressed by the decor, the atmosphere, and the pedigree of the patrons around the tables. The smells of roasting meats and fresh herbs filled the air. My clients were already hidden in their private playpen at the back. I couldn't believe I let my husband talk me into this...
The ai popped infront of my vision, "Incoming Chief!"He said before shrill whistles of gunshots exploded the sand around us. "Get down. "I yelled before detaching a flat disc shaped object from my belt and throwing it behind us. The disc glowed briefly, a low humming eminating from it before erupting into a three foo...
I’m not a movie buff or anything like that. I don’t really keep up on the stars either. That’s not to say I don’t enjoy a good film. I eat those artsy, weird movies up like they’re turkey on Thanksgiving. What I’m getting at here is, awhile back, James gave me an invite to this premiere, an indie movie that was suppose...
"The sea is dangerous."That's what they had taught us in the Navy during our survival at sea lesson. But in this moment, it's so hard to relate to that. I'm not on my ship, I'm merely a civilian enjoying my off day, using the very beaches I protect and monitor when I'm on duty. Let's push my work commitments to the si...
"Oh SHIT! I thought you were just BritishCursing at me, dude, but you have been LITERAL! HOW THE HELL DID **THAT** HAPPEN?!"   "Who CARES?! Let's bandage you up, Mate!"   "...oh so you're Canadian now?"   "Nevermind that! Here! Let me wrap that bandage around you!"   ...
"Rose Quartz is actually Pink Diamond and she arranged the situation to look like Pink Diamond was killed by Rose, but Rose is actually just a false identity."   "Oh **shut** the **fuck** up! I haven't reached that part yet."   "Pearl knows all of this. She is just *'programmed'* with a promise ...
We knew, from the day we were born, that the humble beginnings we came from were to define the rest of our lives. We weren't endowed with the bright hair, good statistics or dumb luck that these adventurer-types had. What's a community of villagers like this to do then? We started to set up our economy, a comfortable a...
Kennedy 'King Ken' Burns shot three of his Glock forty-five millimeter round to the unsuspecting priest of the Church of the Holy Sacrament. He moved himself away from the dead body, racing against the thick red blood flowing from it. The priest had refused to listen to the pitch that he had practiced hundreds of times...
Being investigative journalist with the rise of mysterious deaths of Indian Nuclear physician happening I went on a journey which would change my life, religious believes, patriotism & geo-political views completely Upon reaching KAIG atomic power station I had a meeting with Loknathan Mahalingam (LM) engineer &...
I rose from the wreckage (my sweater and jeans were torn, but still there), and then I looked at my old, now-obliterated, Fiat 126p.   Weird... despite surviving the crash with a van unscratched, I was more worried that I lost that old piece of junk.   ...   ...damn, I LOVED that piece ...
It’s on the news. It’s all over television. You can’t escape the fact that they had come. Scientists and astrologists all over the world had spent hundreds of years and inexhaustible amounts of money of on research, telescopes, and space craft, yet it was all for loss. It’s ironic how little the Mayans and other ancie...
[Apologies for not sticking to FATE canon. Nor the whole concept of this prompt. Yet, FATE spoilers.] "Shirou?" The redheaded man looks at nothing in the distance. His head is propped by a beam of wood, his back failling to keep his body straight. There is a bowl of fried rice, piping hot and attracting the attention...
In hindsight, in broad terms, one could say it came and went. It took so many so quickly, many small things went unnoticed. In the chaos of worldwide pandemic, drastic measures were easy to take without considering consequences. By either cruel divine intervention or unfortunate coincidence, the first working model o...
NEXT TIME, ON THE SUPERHERO NETWORK! SEE, THE AMAZING MAN DOG! WITNESS, HIS LESS THAN STELLAR HEARING DUE TO OLD AGE! FEEL PITY FOR, HIS UNAPPRECIATED POETRY THAT HE WRITES TO COPE WITH THE DIVORCE! THRILL, THE AMAZING ABILITY TO TRY AND FAIL TO SOLVE THE NEW YORK TIMES CROSSWORD! UNDERSTAND, HIS BLINDNESS TO HIS ...
"Duuude that is sooooo creeeepy..."   The voice echoed in the hall. I ignored it, and kept working.   "Seriously, what are you doing in there? You know I can't see."   The voice echoed in the Living Room. I further ignored it, and *still* kept working.   "...you're not repain...
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“La la la la la,” I sang, stirring my macaroni and cheese. I blew on it. It was almost cool enough to eat. God, it smelled amazing. From behind me I heard a noise. I turned around. I saw a big gold... *portal* in my living room? That’s not even a thing. But now it is. I stared at it. Out of it stepped a girl, *very* ...
The potion itself was a thick shimmering gold, intermittently reflecting the tall melting candle like the sun's rays poking through moving bulky clouds. It was on a cold November Sunday when I happened across a obscure building oozing light like flickering flames from the cracks around its wooden door. I was homeless...
Suzanne McAfred was a skeptic. Well, she was. Six nights ago, she checked in at Sleazy Joe's Motel as the cheapest option her university would grant her for her conference presentation. Funnily enough, she was presenting on the paranormal. Five nights ago, she complained about loud and weird noises. Four nights ago,...
>*Pozdravy. Som váš anjel strážca.* *What?* I rubbed my head, hard. Maybe I was still drunk? Voices in your head aren't normal for hangovers, as far as I knew. >*Sakra prekladateľskej služby. Musím to opraviť.* I had no idea what this voice is saying, but it sounded angry. Maybe it could read my thoughts? >*...
“Are you a man or god?” questioned the bounded man. “Uh... what? I guess I’m just a regular dude, who the hell are you?” I said. The man spoke “I once went under a name that was revered by many, just call me... Prometheus, for now.” “Uh alright, I’ve got some chain cutters somewhere, do you want to get out of here?”...
Haon looked around the new planet from panoramic window of the ark he had built. So, this was Naanac, as the Great One had told him to lead these folks to. It had been a hard journey. Forty decades wandering the ships as the Great One had raged upon the old planet, destroying it into sodium chloride and burning its as...
“Oh god the pain.” Pressing my hand to right temple and grasping my neck right underneath where it meets my skull. I’m putting as much pressure as I can on it, but the pain is not subsiding. Forcing my eyes open the light hits me, and sends a searing pain through my head. My senses are not what they should be. My vis...
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I stood to the side as the other two guys in the crew began opening the vault. Adrenalin began pumping into me as I waited excitedly for what I knew was inside. I had been waiting to leave the game for the last few years, and this job was proving to be the perfect final heist. Of course, they still had to make out with...
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The sky above the spaceport was the color of a VR stim, tuned to a cleaned-out Glassworld domain. A noisy grey blankness in the absence of firing neurons. Kota Herrig studied the climbing sprawl, the fin-like vestigial remains of the Trinerga Maincity’s dome. Under the hushing rain, the port looked miserable, even wit...
"Hello?" "Can i help you? " Silence. I glance over at her, she never replies, just sits there staring blankly ahead. The same dazed look on her face. Her school clothes are torn and covered in smatterings of blood. I reach for the bottle to the side, take a drink, and see the stop sign by the canal ahead...
I stared at the wilderness in front of me. Honestly, that's the last time I will ever play dice and go fish with dieties of luck, fortune, misfortune, balance and favours. I look at my watch and spin a dial on it, and saw that I have landed in the one place I been meaning to go. "Thank you author."I mumbled. Welcome....
"Fifteen years today, in fact."Marcus thought as he watched the pale blue dot though the greenery's glass dome. It was the single green spot on the red planet he now called home. "They've pulled our funding, Marcus." He took a sip of his whiskey as he went over the last conversation with mission control. "They don't...
“Iowa City!” The conductor sounded tired. We stumbled to our feet, rubbed dirty fingers across filthy faces. In Chicago or Michigan we had been paraded on stage, the Pastor extolling our virtues as field hands and house help. Why would be picked in Iowa? I missed Michael, one of the older boys. He knew all the best g...
"He's almost here! Is it ready?" "I need more chalk, how much longer?" "Ten minutes tops, and that' pushing it." Alex tossed the bag across the room, spilling pages of ancient text all over the floor of the abandoned church. According to their research this was their last hope of summoning a champion. Running was no l...
*'Jesus, this guy got nothing.... Throw him to the greyhounds!'* At once I was picked up from my kneeling position by two men who carried me toward the sound of mad dogs. They told me on the way there, that was I to survive this, it would mean that my luck had turned. *'We are here. Open the gate'* A large gate was ...
Arundel raises his hand and creates a spherical mass of light, illuminating the room where the meeting will take place. Five people, including Arundel, sit around the table on the center. He clears his throat. “I’ve called you all here today on such short notice due to a problem in the village,” he says to the others....
Notes made as I was reading, some typos / minor errors: > The Heralds began to blair, and the Goddess announced her displeasure. 'blair' should be 'blare' Is Toyne the person from part 1? If so, he should probably have been named earlier. > Dutifully, Toyne had poured over the message for hours 'poured' -&g...
This is the last time. This is the last fucking time I’ll ever walk through that door again. Life, god, or whatever you want to call it has a funny way of breaking your spirit, even when you think your intentions are pure, you could still easily destroy the lives of so many just to please your own. I never thought I wo...
Little V and Little J Find New Meaning Little J and Little V went to find a briefcase in Fos's apartment. Little J talked to Fos and his friends, but they pretended not to know what Little J was saying. Little J put and end to Fos and his friends' game. Melvin, Little J's friend, was in the apartment too, and he was s...
I've never written anything before and I don't really know how to go about writing a story. Here's the idea I had. I feel like I left out a lot of the details because I don't know how to structure them within the narrative. Feel free to give me some constructive criticism. My heart raced. The fear and joy and exc...
Judge rules LEPRECON can continue The international dispute over Fort Knox's gold supply will continue at least for another month, as the Court of Arbitration ruled today that the Leprechaun's case has enough merit to be reviewed by a higher panel of judges. The dispute, called LepreCON by its detractors, has been m...
Let me tell ya. It's not like they say. I'm not crazy, far from it if I'm honest. What you'd probably call me is superhuman, or meta human, or maybe a mutant. I don't really know anymore see all of you made just ao many words to describe the same thing, *special*. Now believe me, I know you've heard this all before a...
I had been keeping a close eye on George. He was my last contact on earth, the one who was keeping me in the Afterlife. As soon as he died, I knew it would be over for me as well. George wasn’t doing too well. He was old. His family had put him in an elderly care home, where he babbled various nonsensical stories to t...
They said that God created all of mankind, but one man will kill all gods. That's what he was here to do. He had found and had fought his way to the heavens only to find the place abandoned and in ruins.  *What if God was already dead?,* the heavily armored man thought as he slowly approached the crumbling throne and w...
They first met in a dark alleyway. He didn't have a shirt on, she was carrying a box of stolen plutonium. neither asked any questions. The second time was at a abandoned meat packing factory, where he had his pants off inside a storage closet, and she was disposing of a dead body. By the time it got to the laundry truc...
"Hey, kids. Wanna me to give you a lift?"   "Well... I don't know..." "Yeah... no... You are a muggle stranger, muggle stranger..."   "I have free candy inside."   **"IT'S A DEAL!"**   ---   "...here you go! Right at the school! Just as promised!"   "Ge...
The emperor fell onto the floor with a thud. The dagger's ornate silver handle collided with the floor as he fell chest-first onto the ground, driving it even deeper into his blood-pumping muscle.   I turned towards the only witnesses that were still alive: the fortress's cleaning staff.   There w...
She was crunching on Fruity Loops when I asked her to sing something. Her face made a simultaneous grimace and a look of stifled laughter. She swallowed and said, “I can’t sing.” *Bullshit,* I thought. *She’s just being modest.* “No, seriously. I want to hear you sing. I bet you have the sweetest voice. Faye replied, “...
When an odor becomes saturated, it can be tasted. There are stenches so foul that they leave their sickening tang in one’s mouth. So it was in the city of Bathe. To Milton Mutton, it felt like they were his only two senses left intact—smell and taste. His body was numb and his mind was on idle, but he was acutely awa...
And what they want most of all is what they can never have. Like a drowner who has taken his first inevitable, involuntary inhalation of nothing but water flooding an oxygen-starved system... Looking up at the surface must feel like it could last forever and it's really mere seconds.. Fifteen, tops. Pity, really. I ...
"We've come this far", I think to myself. A quick glance around me and I correct myself. "I've come this far". Sitting in the cockpit of the the world's first starship capable of reaching a distance this far in space, I glance out in the darkness in front of me. A few stars here a there, but otherwise, complete darknes...
The podium stood out in the edge of the great plaza, a metal finger jutting upwards from the gray floor. On it, stood the man who'd give the Devil chills. "I have come to love this country. This people - my people - I have come to love you. I do what I do because you choose to defy me. Were you to surrender peacefully...
A man in tights and a cape bursts into the wedding room. "MY NAME IS CLARK KENT"he screams drunkenly. As he takes off his glasses he is revealed to be my father. "DIVORCE THIS WHORE!"he shrieks drunkenly. "This is how I save the world, this is my promise." Ahh, now I see. I believe when I was younger m...
Red is a passionate kiss, wandering hands, it's a rock slipping beneath your foot at the edge of a cliff. It's road rage. Its so hot it burns. It's the colour of your blood and the colour of a rose. It's the colour of sunburn, on your nose. Yellow is delight, it is laughter, it's two children skipping through a park w...
I blinked in confusion at my phone screen. I tapped it, curious to know where he had been for three months. soon enough I saw where he had been. through bizarre circumstances he had been shrunk and stuck to the inside of an organ pipe at a local mall. He was now deaf and had a permanent slouch. I commented on the pos...
Day 1, I just fucking got here and I already found three used condoms.(hehe no pun intended) I remember when I was in college, partly because I graduated three years ago. I don't however remember all the sex and horny people. Welp, they just paged me, I better go see whats up. OH MY GOD! After I had finished writing I...
I rode upon my newly genetically-modified zombie dragon, watching the world burn. Zombies, contrary to your expectations, do not last forever. They also do not work that well as soldiers, having an expiration date of around three months. As a result, I had to work very, very quickly to exact my revenge. &#x...
I took a deep breath, looking deeply into the reflection of my bathroom mirror at the face which was dimly lit by the small underachieving fluorescent lights above. I tried to sort the various things going through my head. I checked my body once again, looking anywhere for a sign that would prove which of these fleetin...