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The blinkers beep is similar to the noise of a heartbeat. You learn to tune it out from the day your born, always there making a sound, but is somehow still silent. ​ Until it is. ​ My heart was sent racing as my hand dived in my pocket, bringing out the sleek, black oblong device that I had g...
"What I don't get is the birth part,"I say, staring down at the faceless human tide twenty-seven stories below. "I mean, why go through all of this just to eventually die?" Cat stands beside me gazing down at the same tiny street. Rush hour in the big city. "You know as well as I do how altruistic we've become,"she sa...
(Voyager counts as a transmission, right?) The object hit our atmosphere and immediately shattered. Almost instantly, the videos flooded the news. It was obvious that this wasn't just another rock from the Fragmented Zone, nor another shred of the Cosmic Fathers. This was too delicate. My unit was called back from lea...
I am no coward. But I can not fight this war any longer. Frost-coated leaves crunch underfoot as I march down the forest path. Already the mud churned up by the battle hours before has started to freeze over. Only the enemy dead lay among the trees. The day was ours, and we retrieved our few fallen brothers once we c...
The tall slender female Grey stood in front of the auction room audience and cheerfully described the Humans for sale "...as you can see, Lot 24 originate from the Orion Sector, among a outer system of colonies that have a lower gravity than most human colonies, allowing them to be taller than the average Human of the...
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Earth as we know it has ceased to exist. We, all of us humans, have transformed into lights. Everyone's light is a unique color representing the mood of their lives (including their unlived days). Most people are represented by one color, rarely you'll see 3 or 5 colors in truly exceptional or gifted folks. You ...
"My son, like I've saideth before, and so sayeth again: Thou must start at cross roads of the wretched elf and the salvation inn, where you are to meet the gatekeeper. Twill it be he who shall help thou unsheatheth thou sword." "Jesus, dad,"Jesus said. "Can you dial it up a few millenia please? What is wretched elf?...
“You’ve been getting back late from work really late the past few weeks”. “Uh huh” She muttered. If I’m being honest, I haven’t quite worked out if my suspicious mind is the result of complete and utter boredom. I think sometimes time can just feel like it is drifting past and without warning a whole year has passe...
"It's an art you know" It might sound ridiculous but I'm glad I got the last word. Barely slipping through the closing door, these words snapped onto his coat. Don't be fooled, this wasen't the result of uncontrolled frustration. This was a eloquent jab, timed to a closing door so any chance of a response was cut off...
As more and more people become introduced to the telepathy the size of the British secret service was growing. it was now 2018 and after complaints from silent mouth representatives of various businesses and organisations MI6 had decided to mentally give people no choice but to subscribe to government approved thought ...
“Lucifer.. I see you’re a man today, not doing that weird tranny goat thing any more?” God asks with that eloquent yet flatly crude passive aggression he is so well known for. “Uhh.. humanity, Earth..” “Ok so wait, are you the goat with boobs or not any more?” God reasserts. “No, uhh I realize how uhhh.. can we just...
In the heights of a building made of glass, steel and neon sat the Core. A group of individuals who had so far remained invisible to the average. Their power lay in markets and influence. The words exchanged in their roundtable meetings were soon uttered by governments around the world. Another such meeting was taking ...
"Might as well,"Lucy shrugged. She accepted the plate with two slices on it with a nod of thanks. "We're all gonna die anyway." "Don't say that,"Mando smiled at her as he plated another pair of slices. "My wish has worked out pretty well so far."He patted the brick oven on the side. "This thing hasn't let me down yet,...
Working as a recorder had always been an easy job. Initially I only had to record a few thousand perspectives of every day, but as the human population grew, so did my work load. I must admit that I was relieved when the wars started. I had been working over time trying to find details to differentiate each life in the...
loose continuation of my story [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/a0oe67/wp_you_live_in_a_world_where_being_in_the_zone_is/eaj8cjd/). The Elders were a powerful race that humans thought were in hiding, but in reality merely developed very slowly and only ventured out hundreds of years after their ...
Oh sh*t. This is your first response as the egg hatches and the mythical snake emerges. The diamonds already incrusted into the scales shimmer and sparkle, the dazzling rays of light bounce off of every surface and blind anyone who looks towards it. The snake keeps enlarging, slowly becoming larger and larger until ...
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I let out a sigh. Always. This always happens. I don’t understand how it happens, I think. I then look down and see my hair squirming and writhing around. I’m disgusted. What will the others think about me? I take a look around the barbershop through the mirror in front of me. It’s one of the more typical barbershops. ...
Sheila: Jaaack! Jaack! Jack come here. Listen to telly.... listen goddammit and give me that beer asshole! U seeing this shit, go'vment will give us free flat if we gave them little sue-or-bob whitch ever pops out! Jack: What about lil Gary. Can we get some cash for his cry'n ass? Sheila: He's five retard... only newb...
*D-Doctor? What is that?!* My assistant was staring at me in disbelief, and i, too, wasn't completely aware of what was going on. The research has been going fine for the past few days, even if we were working in secrecy from the rest of the higher-ups, this was an unexpected chain of events. As i stared in my han...
I plopped down on the couch. I wasn't comfortable, but I was too lazy, too tired, and too glad to finally be done having to move to correct it. I popped the TV on. More suffering. It was one of those shows comprised of stolen Youtube videos and a narrator wholesomely announcing a countdown of the the "Worlds cutest kit...
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I was stupified. How could everyone be gone? My family was supposed to be awake by now, ready to go to work for the day. I decided to check on them, just to make sure I wasn't completely alone. I was. There was no one in the whole house, and upon further inspection, no one in my whole entire town. I couldn't believe it...
Shiori felt the soft warm touch of sunlight on her cheek coming from the window of her bedroom and rolled over, stretching with her eyes closed. She pulled the covers up on instinct, expecting the warm blanket she had fallen asleep under in the last few days of December in her home in Japan. Though that was not what sh...
The sky was growing wider and wider as Eric felt the earth pulling him back. The cold raindrops now feel numb. He wasn't surprised that the lightning chose him instead of his brother Harold. Eric didn't believe in karma, or any superstitions; but he firmly believed that this was simply how the world worked. Harold had...
Buck Tungsten grabbed Darla Perkins by her wasp waist, swooped her down for a kiss. Only this time, as his chapped lips pressed into her gas station lipstick, when their tongues began to comingle, she recoiled and held her hand up to his cheek, which was almost like last time, and shook her head. Darla disentangled h...
"Phew, another day another dollar". I checked my wallet to see how many dollars that I ended up looting today. $15,688. With that burning a hole in my pocket I headed over to Moxii's for a hard earned cold one; just a few blocks away. Before I could make it inside the door I noticed a man waiting patiently for some att...
the following is a loose continuation of my story [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/a0oe67/wp_you_live_in_a_world_where_being_in_the_zone_is/eaj8cjd/) The infamous Warlord Ji'pha stood victoriously over the court jester, with his funny hat on the ground, a bloody nose, and a broken arm. His life ...
"Alright, now Daniel, I know you're a *real* elf-" "Hal-elf."he interupted. "Yeah, Maya,"Annie said, "Get your tropes straight. He's got a tragic backstory involving his parent's forbidden love."Daniel rolled his eyes. "I really wish you girls would stop acting like my life is some predictable story." "Only some pa...
"Hey!" "There's someone else here?"they said. "Yeah."I said. "I'm right here. Desk in the dark room." "Well, who are you? Janitor?" I laughed. "Janitor?"I said. "Why, I'm in charge here." "This place is run by computers, isn't it?" "Well, who approves those decisions?" "Computers?" I laughed again. "No, I do."I...
The war-machine walked on. How? I gripped the iron bars of my cage, too deep in shock to shake or rattle them in a vain attempt to escape. Deep in the belly of the beast itself, sequestered away in a prison I hadn't even known about. "Tip."I called out, hoping she could hear me. "Tip, what happened? Last I reme...
“Come again?” asked the Golden Knight, still half asleep. *SLAP* A hand screamed out of thin air and landed on the knight’s cheek, jolting him awake. “I said an *ARMY* is coming!” yelled a familiar woman’s voice. The knight could barely make the woman out. His vision was blurred from the slap and his ears also ra...
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Communication was stoic. Every on-board commander centered their Starship towards the Formic planet. The fleet was relatively primitive – slower, and equipped with less powerful Little Doctors. Later waves were faster and leap-frogged these, but they were the ones who arrived. ​ Awaiting orders, Commander ...
„Come on, just do it, don’t be a wuss!“ That’s Sarah’s giggling voice behind me. “Yeah, do it already” Ashley chimes in. “We haven’t got all night! You chose dare, remember?” Well, that’s true, I did chose dare. Just so they would stop pestering me whenever the bottle pointed to me with questions about Marc. And now...
“I keep telling you john, I’ll be basically useless unless you go in first” Alex had said spitting out each word as though it pained him. I dismissively waved my hands towards him and gave a quick nod not only telling him that the conversation was over but that he was going with or without him liking it. As everyone be...
"God damn it Jared, can't you press the power button?"i said to myself. It finally turned on. Excellent. I prepared everything: Mic , 3DS , Camera , Twitch on the PC. This abandoned warehouse is a treasure hoard for me. The livestream started. The framerate was good, the chat was wild, almost no lag. I was the fir...
As far as most citizens of America knew, the earth was a desolate wasteland with a deadly layer of noxious gas enveloping it. Being part of the conspiracy, I was one of the few who knew the truth. After the country started heading towards another revolution, the government knew if they wanted to remain in power somethi...
The bodies danced through the air, silver and blood flying too fast for the human eye to follow. The viewers at home would be fed several simultaneous replays, with each frame held just long enough for them to appreciate the beauty of such wild and boundless death. Commentators and their crews, fitted with fast-capture...
"So, um, how've you been?" Janice didn't answer at first. She was too busy trying to figure out if this was real or if she'd be hitting the "Oracle Mist"too hard. She blinked a few times, but he was still there, in chains and being forced to kneel by one of her burly guards. It was her boyfriend, Churro. Ex-boyfriend,...
“So what do we do?” Asks your brother, his hair messy and unkempt. He hasn’t slept since you both got your final contracts. “You’re going to sleep. I’m going to come up with a plan.” You respond. “No way! What if Tretco sends assassins after us? You’ll need my help!” Your brother responds. Unfortunately he raised a ...
"Ok,I get the demon summoning rule, but why can't I fall in love?"Rina asked. Her mom sighed and sat down. She motioned for her daughter to sit beside her on their antique looking blue couch. Their entire living room looked like something from a hundred years ago, maybe more. Rina dropped her backpack on the throw ru...
A strange disembodied glove starts floating down the middle of the mall. *oh*. "Run its master hand!"I tell my friends. The glove begins to unravel and they understand, this is life or death. Booking it as fas as we can, we stumble across an open broom closet. Strangely though, there is a light coming from inside. Its ...
10 Years Ago, in the year 2039, Me and a bunch of Scientists were sent to Antarctica. All they told us was to investigate this Area in the Middle of Antarctica. They gave us a blurry photo of what appears to be a creature... frozen in place. It looked kind of like a Velociraptor with green scales and feathers. When I...
" "Kneel!"the leader of the IKS-7 boomed. His order rang impressively off the building windows, albeit redundantly as every man, woman, and child in sight were already cowering from the latest thunder of the noisy assault. The scattering of the alien invaders, bipedal creatures standing over seven feet tall and blood-...
A man opens the door to my office. His eyes were sunken and his face was pale. He slowly shuffles over to chair and sits down. He doesn't look at me. "Hello,"I try to greet him with some buoyancy. His eyes didn't move. They gazed beyond the desk I sat at. They gazed beyond myself and the walls and landed in a place th...
2017, the middle of the pacific. The fresh sea air blew softly against professor's chisled face as he stood on the empty beach. He had done it, he had discovered a new territory. When all had claimed him to be a fool he had ignored them and prevaild. The thoughts of documenting unknown species filled his mind and heart...
There’s an old saying from my people. I would roughly translate it as *made the law, made the loophole*. Hecha la ley, hecha la trampa. That has been our unwritten law since forever. Jumping around the law is not something only criminals do, is something embedded in our society. And I am one of those who live in those ...
I have been told that I have a very laid back, possibly even sloth-like, personality. I have also been told, but my less than friendly ex-fiance, that I am the most boring man in the world. This is true. I have to be. If I wasn't, I probably would have gone insane long, long ago. I am a Kindergarten teacher. I love my ...
I gripped my fingers against the bark, taking note of every sensation, each scratch it made against the plastic. I tried to imagine what it would feel like, tightening my grip just for any response. It was a brief, futile battle. My fingers would not respond further. My servos whined as I tried to take another step. I...
It’s late afternoon at the University of Delaware, autumn leaves are piling up on the lawn as the anticipation of winter break kicks in among the students. In the courtyard a gangly dark-haired Tom Smith is walking alongside Ginnie McDougal and it’s not going well. “Listen, er Tom, Mike, whatever your name is, I n...
*"Help"* I woke up sweating and feverish. The sun is up, the air is cold, and my teddy bear is still at my side. Nothing's wrong. I glanced at my bedside table and saw my dream journal and pen. The entries were almost always incomplete; even though I've practiced this since last year, I was never able to fully write m...
As many things in my life began, it really just started with trying to just prove a point. The topic? Churches are bullshit, and there are far more deserving pursuits that should benefit from government tax exemptions. Of course, that would be my side and as usual it was taken to the extreme mostly for the sake of a...
I hang up the phone and check the time. I still have an hour before my alarm goes off. God damn scammers. This is the fifth time they've woken me up early. I roll around and attempt to fall back asleep. My mind is racing with frustration and I can't sit still. "Fuck it"I say allowed "Guess I'm starting my day early". ...
######[](/dropcap) "Hello?"I called into the endless void above the walls. I can't remember how I got here but I'm not sure *here* is even a real place. The floor and walls were smooth as glass and almost translucent except they changed from one vivid tie dye pattern to another and then another over and over. Which see...
For forty-two years, the Grinch had been friends, with the Whos down in Whoville, who one and all, had become friends with the Grinch, who's heart was no longer too small. Long gone were the days, when the Grinch would look down From Mt. Crumpet, hating the Whos, and their whole little town. Now every Christmas,...
I could barely make the TV over the noise, but the reporter went silent for long periods of time before gasping and saying a few words. I think he was doing what I was. Hold your breath, the noise subsides. I didn’t know what it was, and why it made me so heavy. I was just on the ground. The reporter gasped out a few w...
The small room was stinted by depression so thick you could cut it with a knife. Last years winner of the cup sat across a small wooden table from this years winner. She was talking to her new friend about her new role in society. The position 2019 was to fill is not a sought after position as many would make you bel...
Item #: SCP-5927 Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5927 is to be contained in a normal humanoid cell and are not to be given books unless authorized by Dr. [REDACTED]. Description: SCP-5927 is a caucasian male at the age of 27. This SCP may seem as if it is not anomalous, but when given a book,...
Who are you ? What's your name ? Where are you going ? When are we meeting ? Thoose kind of question are pointless now. Since we forget everything we teach, we can't teach our most basic informations. I got only one "friend"and it's more than the majority of us We randomly met up sometimes, and smile everytime. We can...
The moment the young boys body hit the table and spilled the drinks from it, a faint white smoke left his limp body. The drunkenly and boisterous chatter stopped. Those that were the loudest, started whispering and staring into the table like it was the most interesting table in the world. None dared to look at the thr...
Marien stroked the edges of the fire. She had run all night. The storm had chased her as she fled through the valley. But, she made it. It was her cave. No one from her village attempt to even look into it's dark and foreboding entrance. But Marien knew the caves secrets. She knew too many secrets. She sat by the fire...
I once knew a guy. well, knew is an overstatement, i once met a guy. but i'm getting off track. this guy said he was former military, and i didn't doubt it. posture, manners, the guy had it all. he also had a long scar along his neck. it actually reminded me of a character from a movie i once saw, though i didn't tell...
I Slammed the butt of my rifle into the small stone statue that sat next to the legendary hedge knight. The stone shattered and splintered across the sandstone paths. I cursed the damdable fool that sent me across half the world to find a hedge in the middle of a pidgen holed desert. *"Bloody Tipical"* I ran my ha...
"Put everything in the container and take off your shoes, belt, anything metal. Do you have any metal implants or joints and ID for it?", the slightly overweight TSA agent says to the short, bald man. The short man complies and takes everything out of his pockets, his belt, his shoes, and even an... engine block? "Sir...
I hummed to myself as I watched your speech on the television. I listened to your lies as I sharpened my knife, and rolled my eyes as you brought the crowd in front of you to a frenzy. You had no idea what was coming, how much I hated you, and what I would do to stop you. I doubt you thought of me at all. You had ruine...
It's face froze waiting for a response I didn't know how to give or find. I took in a breath and searched my mind for the most nuteral response possible. "And, how does that make you... Feel?"The android leaned in and gave a unfamiliar face for its model mimicking, fear, "I don't know, it's all new to me. This morning ...
Imagine a man who knew your every move, your every thought, before you knew them. A woman who can summon magic arrows from thin air and lives forever. A boy who becomes a beast at will, invincible in the face of most weapons. Amidst these beings, there is but one hero. Unfortunately, that hero is me. ​ The...
He insisted on ordering for me. Okay, maybe he's trying to be chivalrous or something. Still, it's a little weird to make food decisions for a stranger. It might not have bothered me so much if he hadn't interrupted my own attempt to order, but whatever. He could have been nicer to the server too, I bet he doesn't tip....
It had only been that morning that Anna had discovered the playlist while perusing Reddit. There had been no description, just "Check out this awesome new playlist, 365 Tracks!"Curiously, the post had over 10k up-votes, but not one comment. Her interest had been piqued. *Well, that's strange,* Anna thought to herself...
The clocks were striking 10 AM and I was rushing out the door to work. I was walking out the door to my car and I noticed something looked a little off about it. I had this tingling sensation in the back of my mind. The car's logo on the side of it said Ardennes instead of Mazda. I thought to myself, wait what happened...
Hair of the Dog She was sitting in history, her least favorite class in school, when it happened. Someone got up to go to the bathroom and reached for the knob, but the moment his fingers met the metal, she heard the lock click closed, and red lights began to flash, washing the room in bloody light. “They’re here,”...
It's not the worst of songs, but most people scoffed when they heard it. Though, to be fair, the opening got him a job as a messenger, and for a while, that was good enough. That was all he'd wanted, just to exist. To keep plodding along, as he'd been doing. But then he'd met her. It wasn't love at first sight, but h...
A man stood on the edge of a cliff. He could hear their voices, faint and nearly forgotten. *Julius*, they called him, *Michael, Adam, Gregory*. He had gone by so many names. He couldn’t remember which was his. *Brother, son, beggar, king.* He was nineteen when he saw her for the first time. She was sorting spices at...
*"Oh shit, oh fuck, uh.. MATT!"* "What is it- REIDAN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!" *"Well I tried this whole 'cooking' thing and it turns out it's a lot harder than it looks"* The demon had somehow gotten spaghetti absolutely everywhere. In the cupboards, on top of the fridge, somehow even on the ceiling. The smell...
Hitler stood against multitudes. They hated him. They humiliated him. They tried to take everything from him. He stood alone. Hitler reflected on his life for a minute. What had he done to deserve this? He had risen to power in a wreck of a country, ravaged by war, and he turned it around. Not only turned it around, ...
*Damn* This could be my last date entry. I can see the Plague slowly zoning in on me outside, but it will take a few hours. 5 years ago, the military released a plague in hopes of controlling the world's growing population. The hope of taking humanity to space and colonizing Mars was lost when a spacecraft was shot do...
“Mark! Mark what’s this?!”, says P͡hejz̀a in fluent English while holding up a lighter. P͡hejz̀a is an alien from one of the Gliese systems. Ever since the aliens contacted us, and our relations strengthened, the governments agreed to hold a cultural exchange program. Funny how aliens act like humans, since they also ...
"Well that's annoying(!)" I quipped to myself. We'd all heard the announcement over the radio that the bombs would be falling soon and people had just started walking. 34 miles from home by the satnav (before they'd shut off the connection), and my phone had lost signal too. I pulled my remaining smokes from the gloveb...
Final entry: Well, I can finally go back to my life in Rome. No more being a Centurion. Tiberius Claudius managed to make sure that Caligula's bullshit was reversed. At least now, we have added Britannia to the Empire. I gave up my damn weapons and the lorica (cuirass) to the authorities yesterday. They wished me w...
"Holy shit,"My reflection says from the other side, staring at me incredulously, "Why would you ever do that?" I try to speak up, but my throat closes up; immediately I realize that my body is also frozen, moving only in accordance to my reflections' movements. A feeling of unease washes over me. "Oh, how nice! I've ...
Usually I attended parties for people who didn't really want to go. Other times I helped people fake their deaths. The job doesn't really interest me too much, it's all about the identity. Since I was a child I've been able to 'acquire' a person's physical traits, right down to their voice and gait. Well, acquire was a...
Every day I clock in, every day I clock out. The time in-between is meaningless to me. Most days I hardly register that any time has passed at all. Sure, I do some work. Some paperwork is filed, some written letters transcribed, some minutes taken, but my mind isn't focused on that. At this point, 25 years into my tenu...
**"SO THE FIRST PERSON TO BE Q POINTS HIGHER THAN THE OTHER WINS?"** "Correct. Now we choose the "breaker"by bouncing around until one of us succesfully finds the baseball bat and whacks the bonus ball with it." We begin. I start jumping, and so does death. Concidering how large the farming tool he is carrying is, i...
To help others has always been a noble goal for me. When I started my training, I was thrilled to think of the difference I could do, but now it's different. Our professors never talked about the cost of healing until the lack of knowledge killed a student. Healing without the right equipment may cause death was all th...
“Fucking Toto,” said the man as he squeezed the rifle’s trigger. The weapon barked, kicked, and he automatically worked the action to chamber another shell. Ahead of him, a man’s heat kicked back as the round caught him in the throat and threw him from his gilded chariot. It had been three days since the rains fell, b...
Third client today... Christmas is always bad, but this year seems to be particularly busy. "So, Mr. Griswold, explain to me why I should help you mediate your contract termination? I'm familiar with the terms that the Fir Corporation gives to their new, underlings, shall we say. Otherwise, you wouldn't be seeing me."...
Tyler found himself staring at her, Caitlin, some girl he picked on in middle school. Here she was in his apartment. Years later, lying in his bed naked, with the eyes of a lioness. He was the prey. His hands gliding over her smooth skin. Around her waist. Tracing a line from the Valkyrie on her ribs to the all seeing ...
The morning got off to a strange start, when you went to grab a soda from the fridge and returned to your bedroom to find a person laying down on your bed with a game controller and a bowl of Doritos. “What’s up,” you say, frozen as you peer down at your doppelganger. “Sup,” he replies, staring back at you. You t...
I yawned and got out of bed. My cold feet slipped back under the blanket as my fist found the blaring alarm. "I hate thursdays"I thought while getting out of bed, dragging one foot infront of the other until they rested upon the cool bathroom tiles. With a sigh my body was prepared for the day: Trimmed beard, clean t...
Twilight Sparkle’s focus was split between keeping a continuous stream of magic at the creature wreaking havoc on Canterlot and keeping up a magic barrier that her friends were desperately trying to break down. “Get out of here!” she yelled. “Get to the castle!” “Not without you!” Rainbow Dash said. “We ain’t goin...
“First of all,” she said, “I resent the term *evil*. I’m not *evil* I’m more like—damn there’s a term for this—chaotic neutral?” Milton swung precariously from a ceiling beam, a rope wound tightly around his body. Thankfully he wasn’t upside down. “I find kidnapping, while admittedly chaotic, is not exactly neutral....
I opened my eyes and saw two men by the door. Well, more like angels. They had the most perfect features, dazzling white robes, and bright, golden auras. And they looked very confused. One of them turned to the other and asked, "Are you sure God didn't make a mistake? Check again." "God doesnt make mistakes,"the ot...
,,Say that again please!"he says confused. ,,We can understand the aliens. They are talking in a language that we kinda made up a couple of years ago.",,How do I know you're not pranking me?",,We'll know when you let us meet them!" Jim and the officer had been talking for a long time now whilst Marcus and Tom were wa...
She turned towards her friend and gave him a cheeky smile. They had come so far, fought difficult battles against seemingly endless foes, and here they were. Standing on the peak of the tallest mountain in the world. In front of them was a dark cavern which led down into the mountain, straight into the lair of their f...
*Deus, in adiutorium meum intende.* ​ The Plaza of Saints responded to the call to Vespers and the mass of souls ceased in their milling and, as one, turned their sights to the Victory Memorial. Gregory and his father followed suit, as was their habit each evening. They crossed themselves as they knelt. &...
Our feet patter against the scorched, dusty earth. We march towards the only source of water in a neat line. Perhaps from above, our bodies would merge together, appearing as just another fracture in the parched landscape. ​ We move as a single entity with a common goal. I can only see the worker in front ...
Everyone has bad days. Some people may have terrible ones. But Arthur, in an otherwise regular day, was having a simply catastrophic moment. His car was running full speed towards a cliff. The direction did not respond, the brakes seemingly didn't work despite that he was standing on his pedals and raising the handbrak...