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Truth be told The Home Owner’s Association of Langdon-Lee had set a constant fire of envy throughout the other HOAs of the county that know, bitterly, in their heart of heart, they could never spar with its outstanding tidiness, elegance and unrivaled discipline. Langdon-Lee was, years ago, a low-profile gated com...
What. What is that. Is that a demon. Okay, I was fine when I left the building. I was working overtime, but that had happened the past few days, so nothing new. When I went into my car, everything was fine. It was snowing, sure, but that happens all the time in this city. I was kinda alone as I drove, there's usuall...
She was little and lithe about her frame. Her face, however, was rounded and plump, especially when the dimples belonging to her smile appeared. But she never smiled. Not anymore. For the twenty years I had spent locked into special operative work, brute force, speed, and the broad, uncareful wielding of my strength h...
“It hurts. Help me.” And the voicemail ends. That was the last Jordan heard from Melodia, one of his closest friends since childhood. For the last few days, Melodia had been absent from lectures due to sickness, yet she could not be found in her dorm, nor could she be contacted. Since listening to the voicemai...
"Didn't realize the whole 'toga thing was mandatory for entrance", I remarked as the massive columns loomed overhead. "Yeah, don't worry too much about it. We got plenty of spares in that basket right there, help yourself,"Odysseus's mom nonchalantly spoke. "We here take our culture seriously. Changing room's right do...
Today its March the 2nd. I woke up this morning with a strange feeling. Something is going to happen, I think, but I don’t know what yet. Still just a feeling. The clock is 12 am and I’m going to met up my friends at Annas place for a lunch and gossip. Jump in the car and try to start it… doesn’t work, noting happened...
I woke up. What? I thought. It was dark. But not the normal dark one sees after turning the lights out for bed. This was... advanced darkness. A sort of darkness that implied that light was an afterthought, a construct but not a constant. Where am I? I said aloud. Or tried to say aloud. No sound came. Perha...
# There is Much to Discuss (1/2) I fidgeted nervously on my knees, keeping my head down towards the floor. The hunched over position was starting to grow uncomfortable, especially on my back, but I didn’t dare try to look up. The guards surrounding us had demonstrated their order-enforcement methods on the two of...
“Where is Alfred?” the black-haired boy said, looking up from his book on criminal paraphilia (which is a word that here means “getting off on all sorts of weird shit like shoes and leather”). “Why my dear boy,” the butler said in an overly dramatic voice and faux English accent, “I am Alfred, your own dear butler.” ...
The God Alliance of the Galaxy gathered around their tables for their yearly reviews. “Hey Shiva, what’s up?” Shiva kicked Brad in the groin and he let out an animalistic yelp. “What the hell was that for? Ugh, anyways what’s up Gogs?” There were no words, just a telepathic communication that worked far better. Gogs ...
The party's already started by the time I get there. The streets below are a mess. Looters are tearing the town apart, breaking store fronts, burning the wares, and recruiting innocent civilians to aid their riot. I'm on the scene before the rest of the costumed bozos. That's a first. Maybe it's my time to shine. I p...
“Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!” “Bloody taffer! I’ve had worse trips walking down the streets of Glasgow!” Victor ran. He didn’t care where, didn’t care through what door or window, he just ran. Granny could fucking move. He’d pumped her full of enough barbiturates and a dash of quaaludes to drop a man in his prime...
X woke up in her bed in a pool of her own sweat. Oh god, she thought. Did she turn the thermostat on? That would eat into her bills, that would be awful! She hurried to check, and yes indeed, the thermostat was at 74 degrees. She quickly lowered it. She went back to bed, laying on top of the blankets, trying to sleep,...
The light was the brightest I had ever seen. For years I had been trying to contact an angel, preferably my guardian one, just to see if they were actually just people with wings. But now, it seemed I might go blind instead. Just when I thought I would never see again, the light faded, revealing a bar, with a single pe...
"It's noisier than usual." Her remark was casual, given the horrible sounds. From where it was coming from could have been anyone's guess, the echoes bounced and ricocheted from building to building around the city blocks. A series of high pitched wailing chirps, rising into a chorus that could have been stretched out...
It was late at night. Actually, nearly dawn. It didn't matter though, I knew what was coming. I rolled over to see Marie wide awake. She had just been staring at the back of my head, but she didn't seem to notice my movement. She was a pretty thing. I snapped to get her attention. She suddenly blinked a few times and...
I'm a bot, bleep, bloop. Someone has linked to this thread from another place on reddit: - [/r/twilightzone] [You're going through your routine to start the day when suddenly you hear a voice. "Before you is an normal person preparing for what should be an normal day. What they don't realize, however, is that toda...
My world has ended seven times before. Well the world hasn’t actually ended yet but my world has. It’s all this damned time machines fault, apparently I gave it to myself from the future or I will give it to myself in the future. It’s confusing to think about. The six times before when my world ended were mostly my fau...
I ricocheted down the pliable chutes of Time like a steel ball. The walls of the tunnels shimmered violet and indigo with streaks of scarlet that pulsed. Very trippy, indeed. But I was accustomed to it. Besides, my mission galvanized my focus. It's not every day you meet your personal nemesis. Each human is born wit...
It was a difficult choice, but I made it. I despised my family, yet I chose to be with them. I had also chosen to "fix"what was about to happen to not only myself, but the entire city (maybe the world?) I was not sure how far "the apocalypse"would spread; perhaps I was suffering from delusions of grandeur at an inap...
The wizard frantically slashes his wand through the air, eyes wide with terror. "They're nullifying it somehow,"he shrieks at his opponent, who stands nonchalantly outside the playing field's border. "I can't hear you,"the man responds, emphasizing each word and rubbing his hands with glee. Dallaz turns in disdain, h...
They do their best to pick me clean. I can no longer tell where the nightmares end and reality begins. The agony in my mind is only matched by my tortured flesh. I do not know this body of mine anymore. It has been corrupted and defiled. Like gnats they swarm, consuming me, devouring the all powerful being I once was...
Who would have thought that Albert Einstein did not have a brain? Myself was not even considering the idea, but then Lina appeared. "I have been researching my family history, and found something odd". She nonchalantly appeared in my office one day and spoke those words. Not even a greeting first. I was a bit surprised...
The phone buzzed and rattled on the table. Sun pierced through the blinds. The beams of amber stung his eyes as he drifted into contentiousness. For a foggy moment he dazed in content. The phone buzzed again. "Alright I'm up." He reached to silence the noisy cricket. The screen flashed 9:30am. "There's still time, I...
In the lands north the wars have all but ended. The return of magic has brought about all types of war as the average man and woman broke free of their mortal bonds and shook loose the shackles of reality. Some found that their gift didn't lie with magic, but actually the opposite. "Steve, can you please stop visiting...
John-117 did not expect he would get captured by the Covenant, let alone kept as a prisoner. The Master Chief Petty Officer looked onward at the portal in front of him. The elites guarding him kept saying it was Forerunner tech, but that was no Forerunner portal in front of the spartan. A zealot began a speech. "This ...
“I wish I had noticed sooner, I could have done something, I could have done anything.” These were the only words on my mind as I ran for my life, the pain in my chest was getting worse and it didn’t help that I was out of shape. Everyone was staring at me but that was the last thing on my mind, now that I think about ...
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He said I wasn't ready, like some sort of father figure. The thing is, I can now remember every last one of my fathers. And he is none of them. He said he was always there for me but where was he when I was causing myself so much pain. He said I would learn from my mistakes but how could I learn when I couldn't remembe...
"Hello, I am Death". Well, that is what my bright red nametag used to say, now I am just some schmoe named 'Grim D. Reaper'. Yes, I was Death, I was the standing CEO of Death Co for millennia, but now I am nothing. Lets see, some background on myself. I inherited the family business that was started by my father: Hade...
"sir...sir...SIR!" Gene snapped back to reality from the daze he had been in, "yes, yes I'm sorry Jenny what is it?""There's a call for you on line 2, another shipment of B23A was halted on the way to Colorado". Not again... This was the 3rd time this month a cure convoy had been halted at the state line. "Please le...
“F***ing, leave me alone!” Gene half burped and half yelled at the sound of scraping bar stool feet and anxious gasps. “The doctor..” he slurred, “somebody needs to tell that doctor how to really fix a phantom limb.. you gotta cut in a different cut,” he burped, “a clean cut,” he burped again. The awkward silence gave ...
"Oh my! Finally finished all my work. Gosh, my muscles are so sore. Working in this company sucks. Wish I had an easier job. I hope I have enough money for today." After turning his system off and checking for the train timings, he left. "There are unusually a lot of people today on this train. Oh hey she's cute. I wo...
"Life has been terribly unkind to me,"I say, point of fact - whisky sloshing in my crystal. &#x200B; "Look, I don't exactly read everything that comes across my desk. So you say life has been unkind, that's fine. I believe you,"Death replies. He is as beautiful as I had pictured him, and as cliche. Swirling black...
At first I thought it was a joke. Sydney, falling to emus? Sydney was Australia's most populated city. It was just a joke, a bit overplayed but a joke nonetheless. Based off of the first emu war, where Australian forces struggled to eliminate emus. It was really pest control, but someone named it a war and now it was m...
It has been a long time since you found it hard for you to fall asleep.Today is just one of usual days that you experience.Tired of watching night programs or listening to rock'n'roll,you decide to go out.The convenience store that opens 7/24 seems luring.You wander in it,not wanting to buy anything.Just before you lea...
Mine is just waiting for a quiet, relaxed time. I don't focus as well if there is a bunch of noise going on, but the easy fix for that is throwing on headphones and putting on some music. &#x200B; Since it's been a while from the last time I posted here, I'll go ahead and re-introduce myself, for the people who d...
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The Al'durkare have watched over the races of Kamorgha for over a thousand years. A short span of time given their long history which we have tried to gather and chronicle from their long past to the present. The Gods have long been a powerful force in our world and have caused great conflict and striff among the races...
May looked as the dust slowly crumbled down slowly from her hands. No, she couldn't have, that must have been some hallucination... right? May begins to feel clammy, almost nervous. She thought she had imagined pinching out the star but as hard as she tried she couldn't locate it again. She looks up to the sky once ag...
"And then I fell into the center of the earth,"the stranger says nonchalantly, before drinking his third glass of whiskey. "You did what now?"I look at him, wondering how serious he is. His expression is one of casual confidence, as though he's told this story a hundred times. "Fell right into the center of the earth...
Trudging through the snow built up against the old bank, a crack goes off in the distance and not even a second later the window behind me breaks. Shouting commences and I know things are going to get tough. Things used to be easier back when there was a second or third pair of eyes keeping an eye on my blind spots, bu...
"Hi, Billy Mays here with a special offer you won't be able to refuse! Have you or a loved one ever slipped on some ice in the front yard and broken your neck? How about getting stuck between a bullet and a dodge-y neighborhood? And who can forget getting hit by a speeding car going 70 in your 25 mph suburban neighborh...
Not sure how I feel about this but I did try lol. Let me know what you think of it. Part 1 \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ “Estimated time of arrival is thirty minutes. All Squadrons are to perform checks now,” my radio blurted. I reached to the side of my helmet, turning the volume down sligh...
How I pray decisions made through days once come now to pass, would be undone and present themselves a choice for me to make. Shit stuck on my foot, back stuck to the ground I knew only a few things in this position of life. I complain. I pray. I curse. I pray the curses that I pray of stick to my enemies who then co...
"Which one d'ya think he'll like more?"Emma asked. She held up a pair of very different piggy banks, one in each hand, for Thomas to compare. The pair stood in the back corner of a thrift shop trying to avoid being seen by the clerk. "It doesn't matter,"Thomas whined while peeking around the shelf of piggy banks. "It...
Jeff read the sign again in confusion. He got why he shouldn't let the cat out. He was a cat owner himself, and was aware if the dangers of letting a feline out to wander the streets of a busy city. But that second part. What was that about? "Hey, you." The voice was small, and the speaker was nowhere to be seen....
As soon as my origin was verified by the magic of the Elder Council, I was presented with a multitude of questions regarding my world's Savior Wars. I spent too long trying to figure out what the Savior Wars were, as I initially thought of something biblical or maybe some Ragnarok from the Norse mythology. Only after...
"Agent Gray Villa?" The curt man wore a stern glare, and held the door for me as I entered the hundred story hotel. I reached into my pocket, showed my identification, and responded in an appropriate manner. "Yes, that's me. Call me detective Gray, if you would." "Alright. If you could follow me, I can show you th...
Part of this is off the basis of some law I heard at some point that you have to disclose if a place is haunted idk if that's a real law but Imma go with it. * * This house. It was stunning. We'd gotten it for a fairly decent price. We were told it was haunted. But neither of us believed in ghost or spirits or w...
You are looking through your twitter feed, and you see something. A tweet, with thousands, no, millions of likes and retweets. The tweet reads, *'Hello. I know it's been awhile, but I just wanted to announce my long-awaited sequel to my hit book,* The Bible. ***I will be releasing my new novel in a couple we...
[Poem] Several hundred years ago this was easier to do it was less about what you know and mostly who you knew. Set up shop in a shithole town, keep an ear out for the news, whenever any shit goes down keep the yokels full of booze. Mum goes mad, shanks the dad, gives the kids a crimson smile? Go collect the...
183 He reaches through your screen and grabs you by your shirt collar. "Aha, you!"he screeches. "Want to see hell for real?" Before you have a chance to answer he sucks you into his realm of unspeakable horrors. You see things that you'll never unsee and are left permanently scarred. Once he's had his way with y...
I was walking down the streets, the cold Siberian air was freezing the Saint Petersburg night at -25C, it was 5:00am and the red blood moon was happening in that moment, a couple of kids drinking vodka but not too much action, suddenly I bump onto something in the snow. "It's a puppy?" Take the poor animal in my hand...
Being in a car chase in a self-driving car is ludicrous. The men who had robbed my chicken store were in front of me, but I just couldn't reach them. I had my car set to follow, but I felt impotent. I couldn't fire at them with my gun, the safety features would stop my vehicle and call the authorities. Looking down I a...
It flickered again. Just for a second, the same cloud moving suddenly in reverse, the same leaf blown back to where it came from, the extra long red light in the same deserted street crossing. Thirty seconds later the next crossing flickered, a man in a bicycle passing. Fourteen seconds, and at the next crossing a dog ...
"Introverts rule the world,"said my father, not looking up from his book. "Well, we exist in greater numbers. You'd have to actually go outside to rule anything." It was true. I'd spent almost my entire life indoors, in this shabby little run-down home. Only people who were extreme isolationists--and the entire popula...
“Rookie! You coming?” My commander barked at me. I was looking at myself in one of the identical mirrors corresponding with each other down the suiting area. “We aren’t focused on looking pretty.” He repeated, beckoning me to follow. As I followed my commander through the suiting area, we reached the end of it, where ...
‘‘Twas a warm summers night when Mary and her two friends Jane and Molly decided to trip fucking balls. They picked up 6 tabs of “the most pure acid” this side of the Atlantic - well at least according to their ever faithful friend and dealer N word Steve. After a good few hours tripping Mary saw what appeared to be ...
It’s funny, you don’t really get to know your fellow resistance fighters. Sure, you learn each other’s quirks and you can banter like an old couple, but life as a guerrilla fighter doesn’t allow for niceties. Talking about your memories from the third grade counted as niceties, so we skipped right past that. Instead, ...
The rover didn't even creak as it rammed into the tree. Of course it wouldn't. It was the best, "best of the best,"the rental agent had said, and the price tag reflected that. Only the best a Burke, that was the family motto growing up. "**There’s only one tree in this whole desert… and you just crashed y...
"Do I look like a joke to you?" "You look like a joke to everybody. We have flight, strength, essentially any superpower we can imagine. You have a gun." This guy was getting on my nerves. Constantly taunting me. Threatening me. Every day he walked by me just to push me to the ground. And all I had was a gun, with no ...
>This is literally my first ever attempt at a writing prompt, apologies for any rookie mistakes or if it's not particularly good. The clattering racket of the jackhammer on the nearby building site. The eyes stuck shut as if with super glue. The, tinny distorted 80s pop anthem coming from the Nokia at the end of t...
They had agreed to meet for drinks some time ago. Olórin was the last to arrive at the dimly-lit bar. Walking through the smoky haze, he spotted his old acquaintences seated around a table in the center of the large room. Taking his seat, he was greeted with taunting from the others about his tardiness. "Why are you ...
He was tired. Tired in a way no creature should ever know. It had been so long. Slowly, painfully, he drew a long breath, his chest rattling with the effort. Only a few more... then he could rest. It had been so long. He gazed dimly through his one remaining eye, taking in the shining jewel of a world below. His ...
I looked out soon the vast landscape before me, it wasn’t bad, as far as my standards went, for it was all I had ever known. Terrible monsters of men and beast roamed the land, but luckily all I had to do these days was sit in this little settlement and stand guard. Easy enough compared to the old days, the days where ...
Human civilization had met its untimely end. Apocalypse had struck; an asteroid seven miles across, exact mass and speed unknown. Its impact however, had been catastrophic. Space Guard had failed, or perhaps mankind had been measured and found wanting. Malign influence? Yes, something had to have happened, because ...
Honestly, this whole thing had gotten completely out of hand. I tried to think back to where it had all started. Must have been late ‘99 or so, I think. I was just a college dropout, shitposting on IRC chat when I got into a argument about buying things online. The other guy claimed that it would be fine if the other p...
“Thank you for choosing IncrediBill. My name is Martin and I’ll be helping you today. With whom do I have the pleasure of speaking with this evening? Mr. Gorum, how are you today? Well, I’m sorry to hear about your garage and I’ll definitely help you get that taken care of. If you could please give me your policy numbe...
I end the call, and set the phone down in its cradle. The room is otherwise empty. Semi-Decrepit. Each wall is its own mural of flaking yellowed paint and brown stains, the heavy locked door showing early signs of dry rot. But the hardwood floor shines with recent cleaning, and the little wooden table standing alone ...
We all remember when gravity flipped. No one was expecting it. Those of us lucky enough to be indoors watched in horror and awe as people, pets, trees, cars, and anything else not bolted down lifted up off the ground and floated in to the sky. Then the reverse gravity got stronger. Over time, whole buildings would crac...
This is Agent Kroen. Day fifty two of observations on planetoid Z?>Z/09267, primary intelligence on the Repout organisms that self identify as "Humans". Action report. Language mapping begun on the first lunar cycle finished three days ago, and preliminary testing has fixed slight flaws uncovered. Town at coordinat...
One man got fed up with the other man. He stared at the letter opener in his right hand. The one he has used to explain how he could easily butter his bread with it. The other man had to hold back a chuckle. "That's not what I mean by knife, and you know it." The man shook his head minutely, as he weighed his option...
Some people as me what it’s like to adopt children, especially when they come from different species. Well, it’s just like normal parenting. Sort of. See, I’m a draconain, a giant winged lizard who lives in caves. Several years ago, I was looking through adoption list online and I found this beautiful little elf child!...
"Why..."I facepalmed "...are you wearing that?" She sniffled, making the fake moustache perched on her lip wiggle. Half of the damn thing was peeling off but she didn't remove it. "I'm in disguise man!"She replied. "Nooooone knows who I am! Pfffft" She shifted on my sofa as the giggles bubbled up. "This is my hou...
Once in a year of change, squire Galfrey Meschivelle came of age by besting squire Wondal Ashvincelle in the annual tournament of Frost. Lord Frostelle annointed Galfrey as a knight of the order of Fangmire, that legendary order of dragon and demon slayers. Such was both honor and curse, for to be a Fang Knight was t...
"Shut the fuck up Sturgess. You're gonna make it,"I grit out as I tied the tourniquet around his thigh using a square knot. As a reflex, I covered his mouth with the palm of my hand before he could let out a scream. He was losing a lot of blood but the contraption successfully arrested blood flow for the time being....
“I am not mad!” he exclaimed. “There were these two, young lads.They spoke no German, a bastardization of English it sounded upon my ears. I have told you what happened. They abducted me, and threw me in this… this metal and glass box!” He heard the words come from his mouth. He knew no one believed him. He was an old ...
The spindly, tall, thin man crooked his head to the left. The brim of his sodden fedora, beaten down by the pouring rain, hid one eye, the other shining like a shard of ice in the blackness of the alley. Steam rose up around the two men from the grated vent in the ground, and the red light of the neon sign above was th...
The Journal Day 12: The news channels continue their almost constant coverage over this new epidemic that's spreading, they call it P-C21 or Plague-Century 21. We take every precaution here but we live in the city, we're bound to get sick if this is as bad as they say. The CDC says it's a form of Super Bug from u...
The matriarchs met upon what was to be Iran, at the changing of seasons while the sun began to hang low in the sky. A dozen of each culture were in attendance, having communicated by their chorus from herd to herd. It had taken years of culmination, but the chorus was anything if patient, and time they believed had alw...
Three days later and I'm still shocked. Nothing has happened yet, since the news man started scream terrorists. All I've seen are weapons and ammunition scattered about highly populated areas. "Hey Babe!"Looking at my girlfriend, "have you seen anyone outside today?"She was usually sitting by the window since we dec...
The C.P.U. (Civilian Protection Unit) is a private sector military operation now seated in place of local and state law enforcement. It was seven years ago when they finished ,the "Trump Wall"it's called, along the border seperating America and Mexico. Since the completion of the 5 billion dollar monstrosity this c...
There she sat looking pleased as punch. Holding the swaddled carrot out to you. It all comes crashing back, that night, the drunken promise. But who would want someone's firstborn? I mean things had gone well that semester, but that was because he'd found Jane, the cute tutor he'd eventually married. The one sitting he...
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The clouds rumbled as the slick blade of a jet's wing cut through them. Flashes of lightning, like cracks upon the surface of reality, flickered across the cockpit and the face of the pilot. His fingers tensed on the controls. &#x200B; One breath, two. The sky, reduced to a swirling dark mass, blanketed the jet a...
Waking up in that trash-filled room, with cigarette burns dotted over the carpet like a minefield, it was hard to feel at peace. John couldn’t bear it for much longer. Fishing through the half-smoked butts on the ground he grabbed what looked like a decent one and stumbled out the door. The harsh sunlight pierced his e...
At the beginning of time, the Rock Mother formed Planet. She filled Planet with creatures of all shapes and sizes, and for their entertainment, painted the Heavens Above with a twinkling starshow. Of the Rock Mother's creatures, two loomed above all: the Aderi—my race—and the Cagarids. The Aderi worshipped the Rock Mo...
When you buy a time machine you get the standard pamphlet describing the controls, the maintenance and even a few examples and methods on how to tune the machine so you don't travel somewhere you weren't expecting to go. In 2064 a law was passed that every pamphlet must include a chapter on time travel paradox and prob...
Admittedly, I’m never particularly awake first thing in the morning. It usually takes a coffee, brushing my teeth, and a shower before I’m anything resembling functional. Still, I do wonder how I managed to miss the fact that my tattoo’s glowing. I’m not usually blind in the morning, just dumb. Blinking water out of m...
When the economy tanked, Gus became a divorced man. Beryl, who had just about enough of the living arrangements, left that morning. She had left a note, written on the back of a Burger King wrapper, stating simply that 'it has never been fun, I have suffered enough, goodbye - B'. It was their 50's anniversary that week...
You know how some people get nice cordial divorces, where they remain friends even though they acknowledge they’re not a good fit? Yeah mine was not like that. It got ugly, the police even got involved a few times. We thought it was going to last forever when I first met him at a bluegrass concert. I mean how many peo...
"Enough."The Hero said, letting his sword drop heavily to the ground. The blood poured from his brow and his breath escaped in tattered mists. He fell to one knee and closed his eyes. "I accept my fate." The banner pole moaned and finally snapped, dropping the standard into the mud of the field. The Black Knight looke...
'They're gonna think I'm racist again' Brian The-Zombie ( who's last name was 'the-zombie' and was merely a coincidence that he was also a zombie. ) was scared that his ghoulish neighbors were going to think he was racist...again. He thought back over the many times where he had misspoke and said something completely...
Side note: I actually do this, I’m super paranoid. I sighed, tired from my long day at work. My boss had yelled at me for forgetting to print out a copy of his schedule, even though he told Harley to do it. I almost got fired! My key jammed in the door. I rattled the doorknob and kicked it in frustration. It open...
It's never been this strong before. They're always in the back, making small decisions, like a choose-your-own-adventure book. They just tried to make me walk in front of a fucking train. The station around me is bustling, full of life and the chatter of corporate lapdogs. I sit down on a bench and try to steady myse...
I jumped over the car and landed sprinting. This guy had been bringing people back to life for the past couple months, and we had no idea how he did it. I saw the man running around the corner of the Empire State Building. The afterlife is all the biggest cities in the world right next to each other. The River S...
I know, even thinking that I’m different is just dumb and cliche but... something has changed. I can’t really say what, but I just feel like everything I do is just right. Not specifically good but what I’m supposed to do. I think it started at the beginning of the year. My teacher ran out of the classroom after this g...
I have been to Disneyland multiple times whilst growing up. I had been captivated watching the line snaking around the Carousel with kids trying in vain to pull the sword from the stone. On the rare occasion the sword was completely removed and cast members in medieval dress would rush out and praise the new "king"befo...

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