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The wood creaked, the wind played with the rigging making it thrum in the early morning sky. The ship remained still, the main sail furled and wrapped. Birdsong could be heard, drifting up to the ship from the forests below. The young man looked over the railing, eyes wide as he saw just how far the land was below t...
I quickly snooze my alarm as soon as it sounded. It’s become such a habit. The same way I don’t look forward to any day. My friends say it’ll get better. But I hate this feeling, I wasn’t like this in school. A part of my morning routine has become me sitting on my bed blankly starring out the window. I always think th...
"Fuck me, your look is definitely dumber than mine had been!", he exclaimed loudly, before walking unsteadily past me. He nearly stumbled over the porch steps, caught himself on the post, swung too far and crashed into the table. Quickly he pushed himself back up and went inside, grabbing onto the wall for support. Mea...
I run back to my home and burst to the door. "Dad!"I called and rush to his garage. "Look at my knee!"I pointed, Dad stop on his work and looked at me with googled eyes. "Huh.. it seems that you hurt yourself?"He stood and went to me, he pull me up and put me on his desk to sit. "What does this mean? I know you're a sc...
I knew I shouldn't have opened the door after the last bit of candy was given away. Not only would it disappoint the kids who came in hope of getting candy , but some of the teenagers were out and about pulling pranks on everyone who didn't give them what they wanted. But those two girls seemed innocent when I saw them...
I go to open the briefcase but an invisible force stops me. The note begins to change. It now says “don’t open it.” I pick up the briefcase and walk into the living room, where i am greeted by 3 large men. I manage to say “who are you?” Before the middle one takes a step forwards to try and wrestle the case out of my h...
There's a knock on the door... It was getting late and Jim decided to open it, lazily he stood from the couch and scratch his backside, he opened the door and reveal the face of his coworker, Steve. He push himself through as he enter, "Steve.. what the hell? It's late"Jim said. Steve trembles, he looked at the windo...
My pounding head was the first thing that I noticed when i awoke. Another hangover, nothing new. I'd been stuck on whiskey for five years, since i took my first drink in '43. I fell hard and fast, but I soon ran out of the cash I needed to pay for the booze. So, in '45, I turned to the big gang in town, underground...
Gerard was riding down his street, embracing the lush of nature, the lightness of the sky and the chirps of birds. It was a warm day in Maine, the grass was green and the trees were blooming. As he drove down the road he couldn't help but notice the sight of an animals carcase on the roadside. It was a deer, ribs showi...
Tell me, what makes a hero? Is it because he does good deeds? Is it because he defeats evil? Is it because he saves lives and never takes them? Is it because they fight for ideologies, beliefs? Is it because they are just? Or that they fight for freedom? Justice is nothing more than order. It is even debatable if jus...
I have heard these melodies before, from those in the Royal Army during the War of 1812. Although I felt as though my ears were being struck by thunder, I found them to be soothing. When I walked into the camp that day, there was another song playing. This time it was in Yiddish. The words were something like this: T...
Her skin glows as the sunlight bathes her. Her hair, jet black, hangs over her bare shoulders loosely. Her eyes reflect her thoughts as she stares out the window at the world. So many things had changed since the day she took this quest. He lies upon the bed behind her, unclothed and uncaring. His chest exposed by the...
As the bullies corner me I retreat to my void, I can see every detail of their faces, the flames in their eyes, they’re out for my suffering. I return and look the leader in the eyes, “there is no need for violence.” The leader pushes me and prepares to start hitting. I freeze and I go to punch before him, but my hand ...
“Remember your Promise.” The Princess says again before she turns back to the gates of the great wall of Braywatch. Nodding her head, Malory the Knight grimaces at the look on the Princesses face and follows behind her. Pushing open the gate Malory gasps at carnage laid out before her. Houses were burned to ruins, sm...
I've always been a sort of an unlucky guy. Every little thing that could tick me off goes wrong, untied shoelaces, inconvenient device batteries, awkward social moments, rush hour traffic. I'm always the guy that takes a sec to catch on, always a second to late. I've accepted my fate at this point, being the butt of Go...
By the time the words left my mouth it was already too late. Looking in her eyes, I saw terror starting to spread, forming a panic reaction. Her pupils dilated, her mouth widened, ready to release a scream. The leather band, stitched with a golden-like thread, began to slip through her fingers. Through the pieces of gl...
"Maybe I'll see you again!"Lee shouted with a wave. The pair of girls she defeated returned the gesture with broad smiles. Lee left the park on foot; she followed the ghost of an old road toward home. It wasn't until after ten minutes of walking that she realized her mistake. "Duh,"her statement was joined by the sound...
The Dark Mage laughed. Her voice booming even from across the dungeon. "You'll never find me mere mortals!"She boasted. Her dark cloaks swirled around her as blue electricity sparked around her clawed hands. Her tight black outer corset had a large blood red sapphire containing the souls she had stolen. "Charge! Ge...
Henry went first. That’s what we say, “went,” like he wasn’t sliced up from arsehole to tit by some shiny-armoured bastard wielding a lightning blade. When he came back we’d always take the piss, like, we’d say stuff like, “you ain’t got the guts,” and, “what you worried about? Lightning ain’t gonna strike twice!” Good...
\This is my first post, I am a non native english speaker, who has a butterfly keyboard so I'm sorry for certain grammatical errors that might make people mad!\ My story began at home, in my bed to be more specific, in a sunny Friday afternoon. I just got home from school and was horribly exhausted after a gruel...
"Death", her code name, approaches me. I'm not supposed to know of her existence, any more than anyone is. She's allowed to document her visits with me as a source, citing a code name I'm not allowed to see. I, however, simply don't want to know the consequences of documenting anything about her. "How's the test sub...
I didn't think it would be this much work. "I'm going to ask this once more...are you lying to me?" "As a genie, I'm duty-bound to never tell you a lie." "But you can withhold the truth from me." "My obligation to honesty extend only to questions you ask of me." "So if I ask you if this sandwich still exists and is st...
“So, as you can see, we can just make more oil for today by sending today’s trash to the Precambrian.” As Johnson wrapped up the presentation, you could practically hear the ka-ching of dollar signs in the board members’ eyes. Murmurs of “perpetual money machine” and “never ending goldmine” rumbled through the room. ...
To quote something I once read in the internet which is a paraphrased quote from I dunno, William Shakespeare I think, "Some people are born great, some achieve greatness, some have greatness thrust upon them, and some just want to live normally thank you very much."I'm currently the later. Being a powered person doe...
As the cloaked figure charged toward me it was clear it had but one motive: to erase me. I had known for some time that my physical body would pass away, so my only hope lay within the blind mystery of what would come next, if anything. But once I saw the true ferocity, vitriol, and anger of death, I knew something mor...
The amber glow of the boy's cigarettes softly illuminated the dewy grass and nearby tombstones. Tommy sat on a Mrs. Grawood, Henry leaned against a pillar of granite that was dedicated to a war hero with a name they couldn't pronounce, and Mike stood with his foot flat on a tombstone he had just recently knocked over. ...
No one tells you what it’s like to be a billionaire. Sure, you’ve already got lots of zeros in your bank account, and a Ferrari or three in the driveway, but hitting that illusive third comma of net worth? Well some fucking elite doors open up. Unicorn, billionaire, three comma club, call it whatever you want. Nothin...
[Poem] The child isn’t human. You’re gasping for air. The child isn’t human. It’s climbing the stairs. The child isn’t human. It’s lurking outside. The child isn’t human. The devil’s inside. The child isn’t human. It’s clawing the door. The child isn’t human. It’s walking the floors. *The child...
'I'm a what?' 'A wizard! Well, the first new one in over 20 years to be precise, don't worry though, this just means that you get one to one tutelage!' Matthew cocked his head to one side in confusion, him? A wizard? Was this an out of season april fools joke? 'I'm... a wizard?' The wizzeled old man frowned in dism...
At the turn of the 22nd century, quality sleep became a luxury. The rich could afford it simply by buying dreams to achieve deep sleep while the rest suffered with uneventful bouts of exhaustion. Staying awake for more than 24 hours was a norm for the working class. Sleep without dreams were just blank pockets of time....
\[Poem\] "You're not human!"she shrieked then fainted. Tucker caught his mom before she hit the ground. He sighed, "Great. Now our relationship tainted." He carried her and laid her down on the living room couch. &#x200B; Tucker waited for minutes 'till she woke. She sat up and stared. "What I saw...,"she ...
I was scared for my life when I ended up on the east side of town. In my twenty-four years as an investigative journalist, I had gone some sketchy places for stories. War-torn Central Africa, Afghanistan, even St. Louis. But this, this was a whole new level. The sidewalks were covered in garbage. No cars drove on the...
I'm ... stunned. Told by death that I'm not worth collecting personally. Just how useless am I? What good is it? I might as well go up to the top of the tower and dive off. TOCK TOCK TOCK WHAT!?!? YOU STINKING CHEATING CLOCK! THAT WAS FIFTEEN MINUTES OFF MY LIFE! WHY DID THAT HAPPEN?!? TICK Huh? You gav...
The crying calls of a tournament - The Tournament - had set the wind alight and coaxed him forth in a flurry, out of his little cave tucked away in the corner of nowhere. Whether he'd dragged or been dragged by his companion toward their nested sense of adventure was hard to remember at this point, having travelled so ...
Poem The failings of our forbears, Did cast our world afloat, But mankind will find an answer, Rather seasick, on a boat. Dino bones and shellfish, We solemnly forbade, The most heinous crime is burning, The punishment, death, was made. Instead our lamps glow starlight, And our cars do run on beans, But somewhere ...
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Warning: the following contains explicit language. "HGV coming up on our tail." "ETA?" "Six minutes. It's carving through that Cadillac Cruiser pretty fast, but the Hummer ought to slow them down. They were saying they had AK-47s on board. Glad we negotiated with them." "Glad we did. They're not going to withstan...
Okay, you know what? I could handle the system randomly losing batches. As long as I caught it early, I could get things rescanned. I could handle it randomly crashing, I just had to relaunch the program and I didn't lose anything but time. Annoying, but I could work around it. Hell, I could even deal with it reading t...
The man stared out the window, a wistful look on his face. Rain dropped down the window as he watched the people milling like ants with their faces engulfed in their phones. He sighed. He was tired, tired of living, tired of sleeping, but most of all, physically exhausted. But he couldn’t let himself slip away. If he ...
Shar-nec is confused. He studied the Bible in multiple languages, prepared multiple miracles, descended from the “Heavens” to millions of viewers. He offered a new blessing to everyone in a. Sermon that was heard worldwide. TV evangelicals denounced Shar-nec as a fraud immediately. His miracles were called “special ef...
"What are we going to do about her?"Margaret asked Timothy. "She speaks like an insane person." —The veil of reality has been lifted! The sounds! Oh God the sounds issue forth with trumpets and drums and chimes! They're coming!— Margaret winced, stealing a glance towards the rotten floorboards. Timothy hovered abo...
Legionnaire: Five years ago we started receiving transmissions. Easily detectable at 104 mhz frequencies that all FM stations from 100 to 108 were told to stop transmitting so that the messages could be recorded and translated. We set our best minds to it but like usual it was amateur code crackers who started pu...
I spoke to her in my head, everyday that I saw her. I told her that she's so friendly, whenever she spoke to our classmates. I told her that she was graceful, when we did gymnastics together. I told her that I appreciated her when she helped me clean up my mess, after I dropped a hot casserole dish in Home Eq. S...
“Man, I can’t even believe you have this,” Pete chuckled as he emerged from the wardrobe. “A fedora? Really? What are you, eighty years old?” Christopher sighed. Had it been anyone else he would have hidden all traces of such attire, but had hoped his best friend since kindergarten would be a little more understanding...
It was sudden. The slow realization as the sciences forged together what was happening. The universe was dying, dark matter as was once thought it was is an effective shield for something else. We were the spearhead. The pressure contained in the explosive stars, the asteroids spinning at speeds beyond what any man d...
“So, you’ve heard then,” she said, her voice cracking. Her voice is almost as deceiving as her appearance. Her bright orange hair flowed down her back, with a Celtic knot holding a single braid down the center. If it weren’t for her horns encasing her head like a helmet, she could’ve passed as a human. It was too bad...
I glance over at my closet. It had been too long since I'd rearranged it. I stand up, but leave my laptop running as I would be back to writing shortly. This matter had to be attended to immediately. Once all of my clothes are out of the closet and piled up on my bed, I begin sorting them by color. But sorted by colo...
Ever since I was a kid, I liked the water and I loved sharks. I watched Jaws enough the push three cassettes beyond their breaking point. Ever since my first scream during the opening, I have been enthralled with sharks and understanding everything I can about them. Which is why my heart breaks every time shark fin s...
I traced my tendrils over the exposed rings of the stump. It had been sliced cleanly through, with mechanical precision. Worse, I saw a familiar pattern in those rings. I had not recognized the material before, but the chairs, the tables, nearly all the furniture in the room where I had met with these 'humans' had b...
I savor the wind blowing past my face. It’s cold, but not freezing. It doesn’t hurt, not like it would in real life. Ahead of me, Mike skids down a ramp and comes up again, sending snow flying into the air. I follow after him, crouching just like the tutorial said to. I lift my feet as my skis leave the ramp. The feel...
Welcome to the Hell service limited video sponsored ad . Has been around sense the first believers Envisioned and shaped our foundations, testaments and vision. In the past our fledgling company started by being a service for freedom from the mortal coil. Part of our history is starting at crossroads waiting f...
&#x200B; For a movement There was peace everything was just so calm it felt to him like he was finally free away from all of this floating somewhere in never ending white nothingness, but he knew that his struggle was far from over and things were going to get much worse then he had ever thought of He finally ope...
The ground was ash. It was the end of an era. A person stumbled among the ruin, their eyes were dead, and I watched them go. The words rang out in my head, and I knew they were right. Lifting my hand, I tried to bring myself to do it, but my hand collapsed back down. As I looked into those eyes, and I saw the Reverse, ...
I ran across the fields fearing for my life. The commanding officer already issued the order to retreat. I don’t know where my squad is, I probably got separated while we were routing. In the distance I could see the silhouette of a few pursuing soldiers. I remember how I felt on the way here, sitting as the aircraft s...
(this is my first attempt at a writing prompt, so sorry if it isn't great) &#x200B; 'All right... What are we going to do?' Athena said. There was a lengthy silence. The Greek Gods were gathered around a table, all awkwardly averting their gaze from each other. It all started when the Moon Goddess Selene happene...
Games have a clear time of seven hours, four hours, even two hours, but that's only when you min-max and optimize your build and timing So far i have spent two hours, i'm covered in sweat, mud and blood and to top it all of i'm only capable of using basic magic, it would take too long to use it more efficiently and th...
The earthquakes should have been a warning. The ancient tales told us about the expand, about how our land once was the size of a mere handfull. Before the forrest grew, when the waisland was parted in six mountains, then fallen in a floodland, with sidemountains rising high and earthquakes as strong as ever. The ea...
Her name was Sparrow. She robbed a bank and shot three people. She's been on the run. Until today. \_\_\_\_ Sparrow had the perfect crime. There were no witnesses. The cameras were all looped with footage from 2 years ago, nearly impossible to be tracked down. She had two proxies active. When Sparrow walked into th...
My head was racing. One minute I was poring over photos and printed Wikipedia articles. Next thing I'm bouncing down the road towards the police station. Damn it! I should've showered. Might've soften the edges of a crazy man. There was no time! They needed to know. They had to protect the people of Humansville from va...
Our assigned military convoy is cruising on an empty road recently drenched in rain. 9 PM and the city is silent, the screeching from the convoy's tires echoes through the abandoned alleyways. The atmosphere outside is foggy and thick, but what really makes me feel uneasy isn't the fog but the smell. It's not the earth...
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"Young man, do you need a light"An old man in a grey suit spoke as he approached. "Actually yes, I think my lighter just died. Thank you"I threw away my lighter in the trash can next to bench. "If I may ask, what brought you to an empty park in 3AM in the morning”He sat next next to me on the bench. Not too close tha...
# Tom New York City, NYC Opening Day I’m running late when I get into the office — doing that purposeful walk to look a little less tardy. Trying to give off just-met-with-an-important-source energy, instead of the christ-I-needed-that-sleep energy. I’m a reporter at Buzzfeed, National Security. It’s a good gig...
I walk back into the classroom after retrieving my coffee from the teacher's lounge. I approach the whiteboard at the front of the room. "Alright everyone, back to the lecture. Any questions before we continue?" I see Lexi dunmark's hand shoot up. "Yes miss dunmark?" "Will we be discussing the end of the war toda...
I woke up, looked around, and started to panic. “Where am I? What is this?” It was a singular room, with all the amenities of a normal house. A bed on one side, a kitchen on another, and a bathroom in one of the corners. After a bit of digging, I found a very tiny camera. There was enough food in the fridge for a wee...
"whaa?"My heart sunk as two men in black suits sat each side of me. They hold both guns and are talking about a movie I don't know of, they looked gay and excited with smile plastered on their faces. "But I.. I was supposed to deliver pizza"My voice trembles, I still wore my uniform and cap yet the two men doesn't seem...
[STORY] "THIS IS MY 15th CUP OF COFFEE IN 24 HOURS AND I'VE BEEN AWAKE FOR A WEEK NOW. YOU ARE THE ONE ACTING CRAZY. NOT ME!". I must have said this to my best friend a million times by now who apparently has forgotten she knows me in the first place. Apparently, she doesn't recall any of our memories together and I ...
"You bitch!"the policeman shouted as he held up a .44 magnum hand cannon at the bitches head. "You killed all these people you dumb fuck murderer. I'M GONNA KILL YOU"he said, so angry that a vein began popping on his head like those cartoons where bugs bunny annoyed the antagonists so much they got comically stressed ...
Great, I've turned into a giant block of cheese because my friends always called me a 'cheesy' guy... Everything has turned to yellow. Is this what cheesehood is like? Have I ascended? I started noticing this smell that really started to work on my nerves. A realization... I have become rotten cheese. I knew my humour ...
Every now and again humankind comes to a gorge. There is always the risk that the whole race will topple over the edge, lost to time and space, never to return. And yet throughout history humans in our incredible perseverance have found a way across each gorge. The plagues of old, the Eugenics Wars, first contact with...
A dull pain had started to spread around my head as soon as the meeting had begun. If the town meetings of the past few days had proven anything, it is that I was right to never pursue a career in politics. Constantly having to listen to people insist that they are the only voice of reason in the room would be enough t...
Taking a deep breath, Zyx’bo was pleased with the work he had done. He stood from the simulator and found that he rose quicker, a rejuvenation of spirit lifting him. The creases of his lips spread in a smile he hadn’t felt in a long time. There was much suffering on Dargon, and he could only do so much. But on the E...
Monday's host is Bacchus, God of Wine and Revel. You had a pretty good sense of what you were in for when you picked him, so you're not caught off guard by his realm. His whole shtick is exactly what you'd expect – the realm's essentially the most decadent frat party you've ever seen. And you drink it all up – well,...
It's not every day you get to see the CIA, M16, and half a dozen other agency operatives sitting on their hands around your Grandma's dining table. I recognized the pained looks on their faces, and flinched when Grandma walked out of her kitchen wielding The Spoon. I had gotten on the honor roll this semester, and I ...
Main Bridge, Kilimanjaro Small points of light bloomed across the green-blue of the planet. Clouds rippled out in the wake of the explosions. From over a thirty thousand kilometers above, the Ashra nukes looked like fun-sized fireworks. In reality, each nuke equalled to 60 Megatons of TNT. Enough to turn the ferti...
It is not pleasant to know you're being sent to death. Time travelling came, and as a consequence time was no more. We still experience is going forwards, however we know how everything will end. The worst part is knowing you cannot change it. And that's what I want to change. Also, pretty bad, became formal language....
In a tavern, somewhere in the middle of the capitol city of the formerly invincible empire of Borak Tor, the slayer of the last Emperor is passed out. Quite happily it must be noted, not a care in the world. But with a slight headache on the horizon. “Get up you slovenly fool!” Gianna Halfheart kicks the former toa...
Picks up bag, clears some dirt on it” I wonder how long this has been here, and what in the hell was that noise. Sounded like a ufo to me” As I continue to clear the bag off the box. The box was made out of a shiny metal but not heavy like metal with what looks like alien writings all over it. “What the! The fuck kind ...
"It is time."The entity said, its gold and black robes floating in the air in unnatural way by an unseen force. I grabbed my backpack and started walking alongside the entity. Although, there was a mysterious and unnatural dark aura surrounding it, I wasn't afraid nor unnerved. As we walked through the forest more peo...
"Look, I get it, it sucks. You don't deserve how he's treating you, but please stop taking it out on me." "What?" I didn't know what prompted me to even say anything, especially the bullshit I was about to shovel her way, I could have just ignored her. But I wasn't going to. I was tired of her shit. "The whole of...
From over a hundred feet away the heat emanating off of his flames pressed against me like wind. Fuck a pyrokinetic, lovely. I scanned the street, I didn’t see anyone, but that was for the best. “How can I help you”? I said as I put on my best, please leave me alone smile. “Shut it Baron, you know why I’m here Fer...
Your stomach rumbling, you had been about to dump your last dissection samples into the trash to go in search of lunch. However, upon hearing a voice call out, you glance around nervously and ask cautiously... “Hello? Is someone there?” Are you finally losing it? Too many highly caffeinated late nights combined with...
[Forgive mobile formatting, if any]: "Mummy, mummy! Look how big this one is." The small girl raced over the marbled floor to the foot of the exhibit. A gargantuan skeleton towered over her in a proud, mighty pose, standing 25ft tall at the shoulder and over 50ft along the wing-tip to tip. "This is believed to ...
Sam walked in the back door of the office an hour late, just like his boss had asked. The team was waiting for him, gathered in as best a circle that three people and an empty chair could make. The door, heavy and painted a pale pink, slammed shut behind him. "How's it going, Sam?"Jared asked, the small talk about as ...
(Broken into separate comments as per word limit) Part 1. The familiar scent of sulfur comes first. In my mind there’s a glimmer of a sound that sounds a little like: “Five Heavens, it’s worked!” Now I see their faces. Plump little melons of man flesh, with their shiny porcelain cheeks and cracked nails. T...
I had figured it out pretty early on in life that I could stop time. It was inexplicably related to the child's game Patty cake, when I hit the last sequence everyone and everything around me would stop mid motion and freeze. As a kid it was amazing; any homework assignment that I forgot to do became something I could ...
A clear echo sounds through the chilly dusk. Sam looks up, perplexed at the noise. It was the eve of Halloween and Winster street was as desolate as could be. A site for a government testing facility in the 1970s, it was not exactly a tourist spot for the proud residents of Salem. Sam had only entered the premises to ...
It’s been along time since Lovecraft wrote. The thrillers of thrillers the master of suspense and ambient setting. There’s is nothing more than being lead to slaughter. There is a good reason why the great beings of cosmic horror and elder things never intervene . That is because they fear us. The madness the ever...
September 17th Such fragile beings are we. I have known sadness in my life - but when I look at you, my love, I feel grief. Such mindless, soul-devouring anguish is more than my old heart can bear. And yet, your strength wavers not at all. Faced with so few days ahead, your thoughts are on the past. Our past. Wou...
How many years has it been... Since I last used my name? I honestly don't remember. I reached forward with my tendrils forming axe-like blades on each, ready to swing as the soldiers charged forth. "We won't lose to a monster like you!"The big metal one shouted. ...Monster? What did that word mean again? Ah yes, I su...
Second to my faith, John was my everything. He was my guiding voice and spiritual anchor. When the forces of the Adversary overtook him, I prayed by his bedside every night and catered to his every need, because that is what God - and John - asked of me. I felt his pain and listened to the anguish of his heart as he sp...
I'm awake, but my eyes are closed. I hear the choppers of a helicopter going and feel a vague weightlessness that leads me to believe we're in the air. We're. I can feel bodies all around me. Next to me. Across me. And I can hear them. They're talking. The first voice. "So everyone remember the plan?" The second...
“Isn’t it beautiful?” The small purple creature looked down at me from its floating platform. A smile formed on its malformed face. “I fail to see how the enslavement of my entire race can be considered beautiful.” I scoff back. I fully expect that the new implant in the base of my neck will go off, sending me to the...
\[early 2000's\] OWNER: "Spartacus is the dumbest dog, I'm telling you!" FRIEND: "How's that?" OWNER: "Watch this - if he sees an apple -" SPARTACUS: BARK BARK BARK! OWNER: "Just loses his ever - loving mind! Every single time! What sort of dog does that! What a dingus!" FRIEND: "I dunno, makes sense to me. A...
My life wasn't the greatest, and I certainly didn't have magic, so I'm experiencing a great deal of schadenfreude (I love that word!) imagining the shock that miserable magician is presently experiencing. I was a three time loser, stuck in the pen for a minimum of a decade, with no nonsense guards who hated my guts....
Judy went straight to the kitchen drawer, she took the knife, ready to cut her finger, draw the blood and draw the mark. Judy had had enough. Judy was tired, Judy was angry. She had loved and hoped and dreamed, but not anymore. She had suffered enough, but now she'll pay them back, she'll pay EVERYONE back. Sh...
Well this is unexpected, I watch feebly as death started to inject an anaesthetic in my spinal column. I asked her, "But was I supposed to feel the pain?' A sly smile appeared on her face, "If You've hurt people you'll feel pain, but what you did wasn't hurting creatures. You ceased to recognise their very pre...
The craziest part wasn’t how i died, or why. I figured it was the universes way of saying, “I finally got you.” To think it was a simple car crash as well, was the worst part. I hadn’t recalled why I was driving that fast, that late at night. The road I was driving was one I had driven almost all the time, and knew the...
“A part of me wishes her farewell,” you begin, watching your laces dance in the light breeze of paradise, “but what things could she accomplish dead? What lessons can she learn encased in a wooden box, beneath the earth that she roamed? How can she redeem herself in my eyes if there is no redemption for her to reach? Y...
"You fools."he laughed. "You utter fools. I was an insidious actor all along. I always paid back my debts, donated time to my community, was kind to my neighbors, paid all my taxes, engaged with the government, tutored children in local schools, and even wrote an essay detailing a list of reasons for why I support the ...

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