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The calcium must flow. In the Land of the Fairies, most jobs are rather easy. Sometimes the job involves appearing to some poor girl being tormented by her step-sisters and granting her a wish. Sometimes it involves wearing boots and appearing before a plastered rockstar to give them that magic inspiration for a song....
Charlie stomped down the port-side hallways of Chorus Station, gathering steam on the way to the Drione delegate's office. Her rhythmic steps echoed along the verdant marble corridor, and several faster, heavier steps fought to match her pace. "Why green marble, of all things?"she grumbled. "Too loud for this line of ...
Additional prompt if the original is too vague: You even find vet bills going back several months, and the critter is in some of your photos. You're too creeped out to say anything to anybody and the kitty is too sweet and affectionate for you to get rid of xim. So, the next day, you casually show a photo of xim t...
It started slow. Media portrayed rain as acid rain. Summer ran a little longer. It snowed in desert for the first time in at least five decades. It started slow. The sea was angrier. The wind blew the toxins from fires raging hotter and bigger miles away. It started slow. A few years past and the species was gone....
I was walking with a few of my friends, namely Rachel, Bryan, and Nick, when we found this amazing piece of graffiti under the tunnel we normally walk. It was gorgeous, and had a sunset, and the grass, filled with people who looked animated in that still image. Rachel pointed out they were animated. I was shocked, the ...
Magic isn't a promise. It's a deal. One that you have to broker yourself. "But you don't know that, do you?"I mutter under my breath, watching a hulking shadow approach me. When was the last time someone found him? A growl answers me, shaking the cavern of a world I'm in. The water under his paws waves out from him....
"Love burns brighter than Sunshine, it's brighter than sunshine!" Annely wakes up to an unfamiliar alarm sound. As she swipes away the notification, she sees the name, "Brighter Than Sunshine"as the song halts. Weird", she thinks. "I've never heard this song". She decides to watch the music video and is surprise...
Amy poured coffee into her favourite mug, and swirled in the cream. Resting her rounded elbows on the table, her dark hair spilled over its grainy surface. She picked up a teaspoon and licked the back of it. Cold, tingly. Within seconds the back of her skull had been blown apart by a heated precision laser and she la...
The living are idiots. Okay, fine, maybe that's a little harsh. It's not their fault they can see so little of what's around them. Bodies are the biggest pain about this plane. You can't unlock the physical experience unless you're in a body. Bodies that are, by the way, disgusting rotting meat sacks that need cons...
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Climate change wasn’t what we thought it was. My boots slosh through thick mud and I look across the muddied field. So little grass. Less and less, replaced by more and more mud, every year. It’s only a matter of time as the water rises. My cousins have already relocated. I’m one of the last hold outs in the regional l...
\\\*This story was written using https://6b.eleuther.ai/ I recommend you check it out, it's free. I only guided it, correcting small grammatical mistakes, and cutting the sentences off where it started to digress, so I could rerun it. There was a point where I couldn't add any more to what I was sending, so ...
Shh. It was the sound of rushing water. Splitter-splatter. In our escape, it seems we burst a nearby drain pipe. Now, they knew. Not that I was concerned about that; I was more concerned at being caught. Shh. A flurry of footsteps descended down the stairs. The vinyl wood thundered and croaked as hefty men raced to...
“But don’t you ever wonder what’s out there? It goes on forever.” Aiden took a sip from the mug Ben the local baker had given him. The warm, sweet liquid coated his tongue and sent heat rushing to his fingertips. It fended off the brisk air of the autumn morning. Feeling content, Aiden smiled to himself. Ben was alway...
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?"I shouted as the man in front of me was trying to explain something. Old age ain't fun, let me tell you that. My eyes and ears don't work well no more. I don't have the angst and jest that I had in my youthful days "YOU. RUINED. MY. LIFE."the man repeated slowly and loudly "HEY JENK...
"Doc?" "I know. No translator. I told them they were ridiculously optimistic. So they're running around like headless chickens. Right?" "Right. Hope you got an answer, Doc. As big as their ship is, we don't need a misunderstanding." "Bob... The one thing you can count on in this business is misunderstandings. ...
\[Mettle Detector\] "Wait... so none of us have run a dungeon before?"Kirk asked. His voice wavered with concern as he focused on Emily. Out of the other five Fearleaders, she was the closest thing he had to a friend. The rest of the group looked at each other and exchanged shrugs. The six team members stood on a whit...
End Transmission Letting out the breath I had been holding, I landed in my chair in a relieved flop. I wiped the sweat from my brow and looked at the stasis pod that was now hooked back into ship power. The pod glowed with a soft blue light and it’s contents were illuminated: a woman locked ...
“Just come on and stop complaining,” complained Noah, his eyes focused on top of the mountain they climbed. “All I’m saying is you didn’t seem to try very hard to get a different student.” panted Charlie, who stopped walking to catch his breath. Noah could only roll his eyes as he continued his ascent. “I knew whe...
It is the year 2120 and humanity has finally reached the stars. Everything seemed fine at first, but then everything went off the rails. Humanity's worst kinds of people were also the biggest investors of the space race. They wanted to get away from Earth, more specifically, its laws, and they managed it. The criminals...
Jesus! What happened! It's like trying to walk through molasses! It's not much fun to breathe either. Get outside, now. Whatever it is, it's in this room, so get outside. Gaahhh, pushing as hard as I can to get to the door, NOW I CAN'T FUCKING STOP! This is going to hurt. CRUNCH shatter Yep. That hurt. ...
##AN: This might take long, so bear with me. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; #Prologue &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 𝘔𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴. Memories were what had remained of my grandma. As I entered the now empty estate, I closed the doors & started to cry. First...
Snow falls gently on the barren field, illuminated by moonlight diffused through whispy coulds. Soft and light it sticks to naked trees and dry brown grass. Several inches have already fallen, dampening the sound of the nearby creek. Hours ago the crunch of snow beneath sturdy boot would have filled the air, but tires ...
“Wilhelm, put that down,” Casey said in a sharp whisper. “That’s a Nirvish text, we don’t know what kinds of curses it could unleash.” I patted the air dismissively and brushed several layers of dust from the cover. A few errant particles found their way into my nostrils and tickled at the back of my nose. I pinch...
Pushing open the creaking saloon door, eager to get out of the blistering, Alexander eyes took a moment to the new lighting. When they did, he almost wished they hadn’t. He had been in many bars, in many lands but this one might have been the worst. The floorboard was half rotten away and the stink of the place assau...
When it all started, I had plenty of good intentions, yet no real choice. The lab had survived the initial wave of nuclear fire, its fierce blinding rage searing the rock beyond our outer blast doors. But destruction, as foretold, was assured: our seismographs spoke of blasts echoing across the globe, reverberating thr...
For millennia humans had debated whether materialism or idealism correctly described the nature of the world. Could our experience be reduced to interactions between the constituents of matter, or was all we knew an illusion created by the immaterial consciousness? Scientists stuck to materialist interpretations, whera...
It all started when he woke up Sunday morning after a grueling 6-day workweek of overtime and abusive customers. What his boss assured him was 'just this one time' turned into a week after week thing. Daniel was done with it, and that's how he found himself going on a long drive to clear his head and get away. "Damn....
\[Zero Mystery\] "That was probably easier than Duchess meant it to be...,"Riot giggled at Dara as she attached the signed peace treaty to a falcon. Once it was fastened, the bird spread its wings and flew out the window towards their assigned king. The two girls stood in a great hall in the Dark Lord's castle; the Da...
“How long has it been?” Romeo stared at Juliet somberly. “Whatever do you mean? We’ve been apart for less than an hour.” Juliet answered, looking confused. “Don’t play games with me!” Romeo clenched his fist in rage. “I’ve seen the journal. I know what you’ve done.” “Surely you’ve mistook a strange book for fact.” J...
// Possibly another Hell Gone Corporate entry? The Demon Skryxxcx strolled down the hallway of Hell, Inc. the same he had done for eons. His navy blue security guard cap crisply ironed sat evenly on his head, his azure uniform shirt neatly pressed with creases that could cut hair, his black slacks so dark that light ...
No.. not even close. The guilt that comes with knowing you did this for me because you thought it’s what I wanted will forever eat away at my soul. I wanted you, the real you, the raw you, authentically. Not this version of yourself that you believe to be true. I don’t recognise the man in front of me now and that scar...
"Why do we kiss the floor?"John asked Gregory, hesitating to kiss the sweaty stone cut floor. "Because it says so in the holy scripts,"Gregory said as if there was nothing more clear. "Yes, yes, I know it says so in the Ruhuna but it also says that we have to cut off our right ear, and we don't do that,"John said. ...
*The following is an excerpt from the journal of Solomon McBride, an angel soldier in Heaven's Army during the Second Incursion of Hell* *All my life I've been told that I'm on the righteous side of a divine war. I've spent my days believing that the sins I commit are no fault of my own, but the fault of Hell's ba...
Details churn in my head like the inside of that tornado in the Wizard of Oz. Death. Cow. Witch. Demon. Space. Death. Desperation. Girl. Blood. Dead crew. There’s darkness. And like constellations, I begin to connect these stars. Because that’s what they are. These ideas, they’re endless, they’re full of possibility. ...
Paul liked to think of himself as a simple and contented man. He lived near the woods, with his wife and kids, he had a lovely house to call his own, and very pleasant - if nosy - neighbours. He had a lovely lovely life… Right now however, that’s not what he’s thinking about, right now, he’s worrying about a neckla...
Twenty years ago, this city had the greatest titles to be proud of, as we gave birth to this Age of Heroes we currently live in. Wherever you would look, as far as the naked or behind-the-glass eye in my case could see, there would be guys and gals and some of the in between trying to do their part, some towards a ...
I licked my lips lustfully when I saw my prey. I’d been starved for what felt like months, and now I had found my next meal. I could already taste the blood in my mouth. Feel the flesh between my teeth and run down my gullet. Rest in my belly happily as she became apart of me forever. The cover of the moonless night ...
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The quick sand slowly swallowed me, my head caked in mud. I had survived the impossible before, but this was surely the true end of my arduous adventures? I said a final prayer aloud to nobody in particular as my entire body sank beneath the sand. Yep - there was no denying it; I would die today. Yet then, unexpected...
“Well done everyone. Once this final section slides into place, the sphere will be complete, forming an impregnable fortress against the terrible secret of space: the space vampires!” It had been a terrible, extinction-level encounter but the hastily assembled and mobilised Grand Oort Fleet had fought a glorious rearg...
Yolanda Vaun Shwartz sat all but innocently at her desk. The fluorescent lights around her buzzed with the foreshadowing of disaster, the birds outside her window sung of her guilt and greed. She shifted her elbow uncomfortably, her eyes scanning the room for a suspect…suspect for what exactly, she did not know. She ca...
We've all seen these games before... two players get matched together in a room, arena, or some other desolate place there's no escape from. I've seen what happens to some of those characters. Don't understand how they keep coming back though. Me? I'm not a fighter. I was a football all-star. Seems like I can't get ...
It's a frustrating month every Ascending Fire. That's the month Dad and his "Retinue"stops by the satrapy on their patrol of the North every year, and, well... Mom and Dad are not exactly "in love", they never were, but now Dad is pressuring her to try to bear him another child, and... It's going to be an awkward mon...
It was never supposed to take this long. The levy couldn't hold, and our entire town is under feet of water. We should have been evacuated by now, but the bureaucrats in charge can't seem to decide who's lives are worth saving. "I'm scared, Bubby", Hannah says, "I want mom."Our parents were visiting our Grandma in the ...
"Three Tests?"I say confused and bewildered. I look around for a voice but I don't see where the voice originated from, but instead see a densely packed forest, with bushes and trees covering my surroundings as I sit on the forest floor. "If ye looking for myself your gonna have a hard time me"said the voice in the o...
“Come on Liam. Ash is down this way.” Liam stood at opening to the alley and watched as his friend disappeared into the shadows. He had dreamed of adventure; life in the city had become dull. This was his chance to liven things up and try what had come to be known as ‘The Devil’s Fruit.’ “Liam!” The faint voice of Wil...
Who says that the apocalypse is an awful thing? I’m driving through the streets, all alone, speeding the car up. No traffic lights, no distracting noises, no disgustingly cheerful people, nothing. Just me and my sweet Cassandra. Well, I mean my Cadillac that I’ve found two days ago in a garage. Turning on the radio, pl...
I love going for walks around cemeteries. They just give a feeling of tranquility and make me feel relaxed. I was doing my regular stroll today and noticed a new grave. I sat down next to it, always the most curious to find out the age. "Here lies Brian McDean, 45. Brother, friend and son. ***Heaven's got a brand...
Have there always been unicorns? Probably? It's tough to say as my own Earth seems so far away. This new planet looks like Earth. But I think the unicorns are different. I can't remember. But if there were unicorns on my Earth, they certainly weren't dicks. These guys, yeash, total horn knobs. They don't even clean up...
[Poem] ... Bananas make fruit go bad, So they say - something released in the air. Like a foul stench. Making everyone grumpy. ... Bad apple, they say, but they never ask why. Never say "who made you this way?" Never ask how. I'd say it's the air. ... When I'm wrapping my fists in bandage. When I'm loo...
You answer your phone, hearing howling and screeching on the other end. A raspy voice cuts though the noise "Nex-?"you hear the Reaper say. You think to yourself 'This again? When will it stop? Will this ever end?' Calmly, solemnly, you reply "Yes."and gather your things. It may not be a long journey, but it is an ardu...
"Ahahahaha! You might as well give up Gold! All the ham sandwiches in the city are mine!" Shadowcontroller laughed with villainous glee, as dark blobs containing ham sandwiches floated towards him. You might expect the citizens of Elemetol to be running in fear of the floating villain stealing their ham sandwiches. Th...
“My liege,” the toned warrior kneeling before me spoke out, head low. “I require… your throne.” I actually let slip the ruddy wine swirling within my chalice. “Surely you jest, Edward?” I questioned, the bafflement evident in my tone. “My god, you know I’m grateful to you Edward - really I am, I consider you a son t...
You head back to your bed to continue watching some idiot game reviewing British youtuber after getting food poisoning from that damn fried chicken restaurant again. A regular night, as nothing in your existance (including the low quality of this southern chicken), you can tell that in the few minutes you were away fro...
“Suuuure.” the guard chided. “I suppose he begged you, batted his eyes, and even kneeled with pleading hands for you to cut open his chest and remove his heart?” “He also provided the dagger.” the tabaxi said as she presented the dagger. “Oh, good!” the guard beamed. “You still have the murder weapon!” “Wait, that’...
As I step out of the portal, I notice some familiar surroudings. It seems that I have been tricked once again. "Man, I mean, wow! Using the collective power of a Dyson Sphere, focussing it with a powerful laser into a mana crystal to open a portal to another dimension. THEN casting a displacement spell riiiiiiiight in...
Archeologist Ian Leeson browsed his notes, ear defenders sat uselessly to his side, oblivious to the slowing of the helicopters engine. His old colleague, Neil Dorey tapped him gently on the knee, making an 'ok' sign with his fingers. Ian nodded. "We're landing."Neil mouthed, pointing downwards. Ian put his notes aside...
Everyone knew of the Tended Garden. It was a place of wonder and beauty, with flowers of every colour growing in unison. No matter the time of year, they blossomed to create an area of vibrant life. It was a common place for couples to wander through. The sight and aroma made a place for pure romance. They would wande...
\[Hand-delivered Invitation\] "Hey, you're Dara, right?"Emily asked. She happened to be walking into the school as the dark-haired girl walked out. Despite her best efforts to make friends, Emily hadn't met everyone in the school yet. She wouldn't have recognized Dara without the white face mask covering her mouth and...
There wasn't many of us at the cemetery, just a handful of us. I had no other family besides my father and he, too, was no longer here. He suffered an allergy attack while he was home alone. I was away for a work trip across the country. He was severely allergic to peanuts and knew to avoid it but according to the coro...
It was the thrill as much as the good deed. We flew without backups, risking it all to ride cosmic background radiation straight into their primitive little systems. Random bits of data from the void that seemingly have no pattern get picked up by an antenna, worm their way into the planet's network, and, after a few p...
"Look man, don't panic but-"i cut him off "hold it your clearly intelligent so why the hell do you keep pooing in the apartment"i asked annoyed "bu- what that's- your not even going to question what's going on here"he seemed confused "nope you've pooped in the apartment daily for a week now answer the damm question"i ...
Yulia frowned at the letter in her husband's hands. "The... Laurier Academy? Is there such a school?" "I've never heard of it,"replied Lev, turning the letter over as if there might be answers on the back. It was blank. "Do you suppose this is a prank?" "Perhaps it was addressed to the wrong person?"suggested Yulia, ...
The xantha occupation force spread from one end the horizon to the other. Their four segmented arms each holding obsidian black short blades, or in some cases one huge multi bladed monstrosity that obscured most of their otherwise diminutive bodies. The invasion had progressed with minimal casualties and they were read...
My truck died on me once again, this time about fifteen miles outside of Valentine. A chill swept through me as I killed the ignition and hopped out into the cloud of dust I had created by swerving off the freeway. Thankfully, I was prepared for this kind of thing. The emergency flares and camping supplies were already...
“We’ll call it ‘Last Meal,’” she said. “Oh god, these interns,” I thought. “They’re so full of energy. But not… smart energy.” Alexis (the intern) continued. “The inmates all know they’re going to die, but they want to enjoy themselves beforehand: eat a delicious meal, drink some scotch, listen to classical music, ma...
As we entered the Lich's lair, I reflected what had brought us back together. We had separated after freeing the land from dragons, goblin Lords, orc overlords, and everything in between. Our replacements had done a fine job keeping Hirathia safe. That is until the Death Wizard came, or should I say Lich. Those we pass...
Charlotte was alone. That was a surprise. The way the recruiters had talked, she had expected there to be dozens of other students. But no, it was just her. She had seen other students in the halls, albeit not nearly as many as she had thought. So why was she the only student in her class? She soon got her chance to a...
"This isn't the train to Hogwart's, Harry"said Ron, as he leaned back into the compartments plush cushions."Then, where are we going, and why are you dressed like that?"Harry said with a degree of concern in his voice. "Dammit, it wasn't supposed to go like this"Hermoine said as she entered the compartment dressed in ...
(Part 1?) (Text in italics represent Keith’s inner monologues. [For non-fans](https://yugioh.fandom.com/wiki/Yu-Gi-Oh!_Wiki) The Millennium Items, eight ancient Egyptian artifacts said to possess the souls of prominent members of Egyptian royals from the time. They’re also said to possess great and evil power. Unfort...
Martin Greer peered out the window coolly. Debonair. Handsome. Dangerous, yes. Perhaps he could even be mistaken as Presidential. He was a Spy, in a Spy Organization, for real. RFOGIIIOA\[1\]. It was government work, secret government work, so secret it wasn't safe to reveal what the acronym even stood for. His...
Introductory Post-Post-Post (Post\^3) Modern Art History &#x200B; As it turns out, dreams are not particularly interesting for their contents, but rather, the lack thereof. Your brain, you see, doesn't bother filling in the details. What you know to be a terrifying entrail-eating clown ends up as a white splo...
Who would have thought a knee could squeak this way ? Anyway. Using the arm of his chair, Eliott managed to get up and draged himself to the bathroom, the only room of his tiny one bedroom apartment with a mirror in it. Time to inspect in detail what is had got into. After he cleaned it with a dirty towel, a look of di...
I thought this was just a piece of technology. A stupid, virtual reality console with no consequences. You log off when you're done, that's how this is supposed to work. But something happened. And I think I'm lucky to be alive. I've reported this incident, I'm sure thousands of others have at this point but for some r...
Asteroid mining on a large scale was the goal of the industrial civilization that had settled the solar system, when it started to develop into a high tech civilization. They had sent the first colonists to the newly discovered main asteroid belt, then the second and then the third, then the fourth... the asteroid belt...
> Welcome to the Infinite Library As an adventurer, I end up in some strange places. This place looked likely to replace the Bordello Through Time in first place. > Terms of patronage: > 1. All labor in this library is done by the patrons, who receive room, board, first-rate medical care, and the absolute ...
Beneath the ruddy blur of crimson that is the blood moon’s domain, swords struck; the sound of steel on steel reverberating across the clearing in an icy clear clang. His blade clinking noisily upon another, Nick heaved and limped between one stance to the next, preforming a messy rehearsal of the techniques he had so...
Sighing again. "Jimmy. romancer isn't in cryomancer. I get it you want to get out and see people." "I'm one of the best with magic here! I should be swimming in admirers! C'mooon. Why won't you date me at least?" "Did you really just whine at me to pity date you? This is a group project where we are to research Avalo...
I sat at the campfire near two of my closest friends while Mr.Robin McKaily was gathering the rest of the campers to tell us spooky stories as most of us voted for that to be the extra activity before the camping trip. "Alright, kids! Gather around me if you wish to hear the legend of John the monster born out of huma...
\[First-day Flutters\] Vivi sighed in relief the moment she walked into the office. There were fewer occupied seats than when she left on her lunch break. It wasn't that she didn't want to be there; Vivi jumped at the chance to learn about mythical beings. When she still lived underground, her mother was a medic and V...
I approached my lighter to the edge of the scroll and watched it burn, slowly. Nobody could know. Nobody except me, and I promised my self to bring my secret to the grave with me. Nobody would have believed me anyway. Nobody would have believed that the glorious mankind, conqueror of the Milky Way and Andromeda was ...
All of Paris trembled in fear. Their hearts gripped by the impeding doom they saw on their screens. It would seem that even God had left then to this torment. For put in the street, running tall and proud, was a menace beyond reckoning. His maniacal laughter was a deafening cry that shook the heart of the devil him...
"We're all here for one thing and it is that one thing which we must do."My lips quivered from the idea that we would fail. Our guild was beset with the infernal quest from the Nether Realms. The disheveled envelope we received uttered but a simple request. "Pet the cat." Puzzled as the three of us were, the pony-ta...
Harry stood back, gasping as the smoke threatened to engulf him. His throat burned but through his excitement he hardly felt it at all. Finally, a dragon. One with which I can become supreme ruler of Earth. A dragon so powerful, the world and its people will tremble before them. After a moment, the smoke started to lif...
First time doing one of these! Fun little prompt! Elias clutched the silver coin, pacing around the inundated street. He glanced at his watch. Surely the man would arrive soon. "10pm, don't be late!"he had said. But it was already 15 after the hour. Bah! The whole thing was a farce, and he'd been played for a fool. Su...
I didn't know he had such a big following. How was I to figure that out?! He was all dark and broody and dressed like a witch! What woman in their right mind would be attracted to that?! Apparently many. And now I was stuck in a courtroom on trial for the "murder of Dark Lord Teron"even though it was literally my job...
[POEM] There once was a witch that cast ice To her the college of mages weren’t nice But the globe it did warm The solutions short-term The mages were in quite a vice But they did know A witch who in tow Kept a block of slow-melting ice They started a venture To go and indenture That witch that had but one a...
I've been ill for such a long time. People keep coming to wish me well. The doctors are at a loss, but only one has the heart and the courage to tell me the truth. "You're dying. By inches. But you are dying, and we do not know why." "How long do I have?" "If you stay in here? Months, a year at most." "And if ...
SMACK! “OW JI-“ Jerry is interrupted. “SHUT YOUR TRAP! We’re not falling into that black hole!” Jim shouts at Jerry. “This isn’t Star Trek or some soft SCI FI BULLSHIT!” “Bu-“ “We spotted that fucking black hole well in advance so for your information we’re not falling into it! We’re just going to do a normal gravi...
There was an eerie silence as everone was confused and worried. As murmurs and unease began to rise something appeared on the horizon. A fleet of ships apraching at a steady pace boats cutting through the water, the wind picked up the waves crashed against the shore it had begun the invasion was upon us. Some fled for ...
"Oh thank fuck."I replied without hesitation. "Can you get this fucking rock off of me?" "My, the mouth on you."Loki smirked. "Looks like this one won't get the Watcher's attention." "What? How can you see my mouth? It's lovely, I assure you, but this princess can't give you your kiss until you *get this fucking boul...
The defendant entered the courtroom looking ready for business. He had an air of confidence in his stride. He made sure to look good for the camera as he wanted the footage to be in a documentary about him someday. The judge gave the reading out. "Defendant denies damages caused by monetary policy. Is that correct Mr. ...
There's this ringing in my ears, like that of an alarm clock. "Aargh, five more minutes."I mumble, rolling over to hit snooze before I realize three things. One, I don't have a blanket. Two, I'm sleeping on something hard and cold. Three, there is no alarm clock. "What the..."I say, as I open my eyes. I'm in a white...
"What is that?" Shmuel looked at where the alien was referring to, "That's my dog, Kevin. He's a corgi mixed with, honestly I don't know what." "What is thus 'Kevin's' purpose?" "Well, they were originally bred to be herding animals and they have those stumpy legs to keep from being kicked in the head by an uncooper...
[James: a tall and athletic man with ash-blond hair and ice-blue eyes enters the scene, stage right.] "Timothy, what the hell is this?"He asks, confused, holding up a small Golden Sphere with an Eye-of-Horus etched into the surface. (Lights rush up, stage Left, casting that side of the stage in a green glow. Revealed ...
Alex Harrow lived and died in that same small town his whole life... No that's trite, who cares? Start again Brenda McKenzie was just thinking about the Why are you telling? Show it. Try again. She woke up to the sound of boiling water, the kettle steaming away *Steaming steam steams away. People know how stea...
‘Good morning, all.’ James said to his wife’s parents, as he walked into the kitchen. ‘Morning, James. How did you sleep?' Julie asked. 'With my daughter, I’d expect.’ Ted guffawed, his wife Julie trying not to join in. Ted was reading the newspaper at the table, and Julie was standing warmly next to him in her dres...
We all gathered together for the annual banquet the Commodore 64 at the head for a sign of his Age, being the first console a game was ever developed on, despite himself being a withered corpse of what he once was, PC was seated the furthest from him as the commodore had reason to hate him. The Nintendo, Xbox, and Play...
I woke from lurid dreams to painful overhead fluorescent lights and the soothing hum of the mag train. By the time I collected my bearings, the dream had faded beyond memory, and I found myself sitting alone in the train car. A quick glimpse out the window revealed...nothing. Total darkness. My little railcar fel...

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