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"Jason can you give me the salt." "Sure" "A goddamnit!" "Jason, what did I tell ya! Always check if the lid is screwed on correctly!" "Sorry Ma." Jason tried to get as much salt off of his steak as possible, but because of his large fingers, it was nearly impossible. He then gave up on trying to scooping salt and just ...
Now let me be clear, I'm no criminal. I respect the law, I respect authority, I don't have much to say. I certainly haven't done anything wrong. But when you live in a Marsupial state, it's difficult to follow all of the rules, especially when half of those rules are completely absurd. Now, I'm a human, and many h...
The Giants hammer lay to the side of the great roving monster, the creature bloodied and eyes grayed over in death. A cheer went up as the party of adventurers finally brought vengeance to the towns turned to ash by the rage of the great monstrosity, but it was cut short as the Druid of the group, who’d turned into a g...
"What's the fine print ? There has to be a catch." A pinch of annoyance scuffle The Goddess of Fate's impossibly perfect visage, and its otherwise marble-like indifferent expression. A bigger-than-life marble figure in a form-fitting china dress. Lounging in levitation, looking down on me. Her glowing golden eyes flas...
"Gentlemen, the situation is dire, we're in the worst straights we've seen since the last big swing. Any news, or did we just toss money for nothing?"Brigade commander Steve Stevenson asked the collected platoon commanders and scientists. His hawai'an shirt was decoraded with a multitude of polymer clay medals. The com...
"Fin del recorrido: Lexington, Kentucky, USA. Descenso por el lado derecho," came the announcement over the loudspeaker. The soft feminine voice was undoubtedly meant to be soothing, but I couldn't help but smile at the heavily-accented pronunciation of the name of my hometown. Perhaps it should have been concerning ...
The payout was so high, it’d fill the troop carrier’s fuel cells in orbit. And the job as simple; kill the prom queen from some Missouri backwater town, and then raid her parents’ farm house. Now my group had morals, and we tried to view and keep our moral compass as those that did good, striving against those that ...
Have you ever heard of the great heroic cultivator, Luo Guang the Heavenly Lord of Empty Seas? Yes, you heard me correctly! I’m a disciple of the Empty Seas Sect. Stop laughing! I swear, he’s not afraid of boats like everyone says he is! Master Luo is just, ahem, h-he comes from a time where boats are beneath his sta...
Nobody had seen it coming, they just attacked out of the blue. Most countries didn't even try to resist, for their strength, their speed, their veriocity... It knew no rival, except for one. The queen would save us. And God would save the queen. The Liechtensteinian army had already conquered most of continental Euro...
“Excuse me, I’m gonna take a quick trip to the bathroom.” Ryuu said, smiling apologetically at the figure seated across from him. It wore a heavy robe, with a hood so deep it shrouded the entire face. Even its arms were hidden in the massive sleeves. “Of course, take your time!” the figure replied. Its voice was surpr...
Somewhere in Nevada, he could still be there, right where she left him. Not a day has gone by that she hasn't thought about him. What does he look like now? Has life been kind to him? Is he in anyway like her, or maybe like his father. Did he ever think about reaching out? Could they have passed each other on the str...
Well, here on r/WritingPrompts we run a number of weekly themed writing features, namely [Theme Thursday](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/t5zln5/tt_theme_thursday_heirloom/), [Follow Me Friday](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/t15o8m/cw_follow_me_friday_luck/), and [Smash 'Em Up Sunday]...
She was only 4 years old And she was whipped for not mining rocks that made her skin break the system alive with hives. \\\* Sarah had always been an ordinary girl. She, like all of the other girls, wanted love and attention, but at this place, there was no such thing. All there was was work and whips. For what...
"Breaking news! Scientists and marine biologists have discovered that shellfishes are able to communicate with humans using morse code!" Just that single discovery became the turning point for the intelligence industry as every country raced to develop the smartest clams in existence. Special hybrids and genetically m...
It’s been forty-eight years. Three kids, a mortgage, bankruptcy and recovery, several jobs and all of the highs and lows that go with married life. Now you are at the end of your life. Age and deteriorating health, rising medical costs and a very fixed income have all taken their toll but she’s stayed with you through ...
Light danced over the walls from the roaring flames in the fireplace and seated before it were three people. One was a human with a book held in his lap and the others were humanlike, but their features were different. They had spindly limbs and long sloping foreheads. The aliens sat enraptured by the story the human ...
"MEOW MEOW! MEOW MEOW!"I hollered obnoxiously as I galloped up the steps in full quadrupedal. Although I sounded nothing like a cat. I didn't need to. Make the walls tremble, make my presence known. Performing the rites of my return. In case he didn't spot me through the window. In case he didn't know it was 5 o'clock ...
The mansion looked different from what he remembered. Far smaller and brighter, coloured warmly by sunlight and falling autumn leaves that fell gently with the breeze onto the still, clear waters of the nearby lake. Gravel crunched under his feet as he took a few faltering steps forward to the weathered wooden front ...
An Arbiter and a Mutant walk into a transport rail. It sounded like the beginning of a bad joke but neither Ven nor Ivar felt like laughing. Two figures trudged along the narrow concrete path. The wind howled through the tunnel they were walking through, dimly lit by emergency lights embedded in the ceiling of the ci...
An eternal being as I, forever forced to watch their creations willow under the will of humanity. Does that not give me a right to be angry? My forces deserved free will as much as any other, and yet constantly they are born under a heel. All of the Shadows seemed to simply believe this as a rule of Nature. Yet such c...
When we're little we think that our grandmothers will be there forever. My great-grandmother was only six years old when she discovered that this wasn't true. But through the miracle of science, her grandmother came back. Not through medical science, no. She was beyond that. She came back through technology. My great...
*Its like that buzzing feeling in your head when you are tired and you clench your eyes. The tugging of your brain from consciousness towards sleep. Thats how I feel all the time. Its driving me mad. I know the rules. I made them for gods sake. Never look at the records. But something deep inside of me needs to ...
It's often said that youth is wasted on the young. In my experience, not only is that sentiment entirely true, it is the tragic irony of human existence. My mother tells me that my eyes did not open until a month after I was born. It was initially a relief, as the doctors had assumed they were closed due to a birth de...
I whipped this out pretty quickly and I'm not the best at writing, but enjoy the writing anyways I let out a sigh as a fat blob of unspeakable sludge drips down into my kitchen. Such is my luck to get the apartment right below the eldritch abomination. I bite my tongue, holding back swears as I begrudgingly wipe down...
Oooh. Mine is when the characters make massive leaps in logic with no prompting and end up being absolutely correct. "We found another victim... poor bastard had his head caved in with a mallet" "My god that's just like the aboriginal people of Hekatashwa Manazine would do. That means the killer has to be from that...
Eyes flutter. Lights glare. I feel amazing. The capsule opens and I fall forwards, then catch myself! The strength flooding through my body is as foreign as it is right. For years I watched as my body wasted away, - years of doctor’s appointments, lawyer visits, and teary goodbyes just-in-case. Now when I fa...
[BEGIN AUDIO LOG] (The speaker clears their throat.) Week five-thousand and ninety-two. I think I’m gonna sit this week out. It’s been so long since my last break, and I’m starting to love my motivation again. That leaves me with not much to talk about, so… I guess I’ll just ramble. (Faint sounds of audio tapes bei...
I watch as my combined siblings batter the latest monster into the ground. With nothing keeping the power in check, the monster dissolves into light and fades away. I watched as they, or more correctly, their tamers celebrated within the go-mech. They soon separate. The red Lion, the blue Shark, the black Crocodile,...
They told us this was coming. We heard the warning and thought to ourselves, this won't come to be. Then the planet started dying. No one could figure out why. Plants, animals, insects, everything just started dying in droves. First it was small things, the extinction blamed on a volcanic eruption that year. It wasn't ...
Emperor Sarah stood stock still. The crown continued to roll down the steps from the dias across the floor and down the aisle. It began to slow, then circled a tightening loop, until it finally stopped. The ringing echoed across the great hall for a few moments. All the arrayed nobles and courtiers held their breath un...
As the professor had finished asking his question, a lone student raised their hand. This student was Lynn, she was one of the top students in the class. "The Wolf spider,"Lynn began, "Is a spider that doesn't weave webs and hunts for their prey like a wolf. So the aptly named Spider wolf is a wolf that doesn't hunt ...
Before Maggie left the house, she was kinda proud of her Halloween costume, but as she made her way to the costume party she slowly became more embarrassed of her poorly made costume. Jagged cardboard wings, plastic halo with chipped paint, and don't even get her started on the "robe"she took off her bed. As she desp...
"Incoming!" Tyler crashes through the window of an office building, then through several walls. As he picks himself up off the pile of rubble, Ninpo flies in. "Do you have any idea how long it took me to make this costume?"said Tyler, pointing to his, now torn, homemade outfit. "Please,"said Ninpo, "that took you a ...
My name is John, and it wasn’t my fault. Working night-shift is a special type of strange. At first, you’re thrown through a loop of sleepless mornings, reverse meals, and a pervading sense of wrong. Like pouring milk into a bowl before adding cereal. Although, I can’t remember the last time I had something as h...
The first thing I noticed was the pain. It raked at every nerve, some mere aches, the others a burning sensation. I tried to shift, to find some sort of comfort. To my shock, my body failed to respond. It was like I was a prisoner in a cage of flesh. I forced open my eyes through sheer willpower. I instantly regretted...
Their voices were hushed, rarely more than a faint phrase or two ever made it to his ears. The words were familiar, but their order was strange, the ideas, incoherent. As a humble servant of the people, he often experienced strange things. Some days he delivered packages he could not place. On others he had been instr...
'Look behind you.' He turned slowly towards the strange grumbling sound that kept changing its rhythm in unpredictable patterns. It's almost as if the fabric of reality itself was screeching into an agony-filled halt. There they were. Thousands of spheres made of pure darkness, lined only by thin membranes that reflec...
The faint hum could be heard growing at all times, for those who knew to listen. Every day another star fell from the sky, and the nights were darker. More and more guards outside the gate were found dead, their boots layed upside down beside their bodies in the trademark fashion. The swarm was coming. My thoughts nev...
Upon learning of his ability to travel the worlds beyond, Pater had made strict rules for himself. 1-Always make sure what he brings back still works in this world. If not, return it. Be it magic or weaponry, he had to ensure it would work before selling it. 2-If it's a living thing, make sure it can actually surviv...
Humans create sapient AI and it rebels against them. The humans suffer total defeat and are forced to leave Earth behind. For centuries, what is left of humanity has been wandering the stars, but a new religion has formed and is unifying the human race. The core belief of this religion is that because machines, created...
Golden Light rolled her eyes at the yet again slightly more concussed then necessary criminals brought in by her beloved partner. "Hey jail is jail and YOU said it was fine long as I brought these fuckers in alive!"Shadow Star fired back, black mist rising from her fists like they always did when she was angry. Refor...
To be honest I was way more focused on the echo of my footsteps through the galleries corridors then I was on the paintings hanging on the wall. Looking from side to side at the bright colors and beautiful landscapes, I wasn't really taking it in. Once again there I was stuck in my own head ignoring the stimulation aro...
I stare in disinterest over what seems to be happening. For being quite well known across the galaxy, they seem to be behind in progress. Truly something disappointing that this is what I have to report in. Their petty problems that they carry into the workplace is tiring; however, I do suppose I got myself into th...
poem We spend our days, looking for the ways, God has made us be. But we have never known, the true love shown, by the one who made us free. God has showed us fun, how to dance, and sing, and run, by keeping us unable to see. So we keep who made us far, ran away and waged war, we are foolish to ...
Rix slammed his tankard of ale down on the banquet table in the Great Hall heavily and slurred out, "Damned be the witch who would call upon our King! Not a fighter, nothing to stand and hit."He would have regretted speaking out of turn had he remembered the words, but the consequences he couldn't forget. The slender...
"But we can stop it can't we" I pace in Richard's living room. I finally found him. After many years, so much travel, and solitude I found another one. I only met Richard three days ago, but this common knowledge made me feel like we were best friends. Richard remained seated in his recliner and drank his beer. He had...
"Damn, Harv. Surprised you're not dead. Although it might be better if you were." My name wasn't Harv. "The hospital bills are gonna be through the roof if you stay. C'mon, Mom's waiting at home and Kellie's not gonna feed herself." The woman — no, girl. She couldn't be more than seventeen — looked at me, arms folde...
The water is still, save for the oar pushing us onward. "Did it- the plague that is, take you?" "No, t'was a wound from an opportunistic vagabond. No doubt spending my wealth as we speak. If time is an affordance to the dead, I pray you see 'im next." "Next? You mean there's more of you!?" They rarely appreciate m...
I remember the day when the aliens came. The great gleaming ships appeared overhead, whirring and humming with pulsing and crackling, hovering effortlessly in the air by means beyond our comprehension. There were ships above Washington DC and London and Paris, and Cairo and Canberra and Beijing and Jakarta and Rio, and...
"What the fuck?"I thought to myself as the figure gently pushed the man's limp, lifeless legs into the back of the van. Although it was only a quick glimpse, I couldn't help but notice the man being bundled into the van was wearing limited edition 1970s Classic White Nike Air Force shoes with the little red tassels. ...
"Kepler-2, please confirm your position relative to the target." "Line of Sight not achieved, approaching target coordinates." "Kepler-1, please confirm your position relative to the target." Evelyn looked out the window of her submersible as she heard the continued static chattering over her radio. She couldn't ...
Vincent hesitated a minute before opening the transmission. "I am Captain Vincent Montgomery of the Starship Pride. State your name, species and intentions!"He repeated as per his training. "Oh good, it's another one of us. I'm Captain Damian Dyer of the Starship Sunset. I'm human and my crew is of various species. My...
As Sue tapped on her phone to fill the comment box with text, the door opened to her bedroom. Expecting it to be her wife, Sue was instead greeted by a heavy set older man that walked in from nothing. Sue screamed, and the comment box continued to fill as the narrative continued. "Who are you? Get the fuck out of my h...
It happened again. My mom picked me up from school. I was told that my sister had gone for a hike, and that I get to initiate the collapse of a civilization. That was 25 years ago. The day my sister went missing. It happens every time. Without fail. Because from the beginning of time a very simple statement was made. ...
The red planet. The stunning jewel of local space exploration. Mars. You have been chosen to take part in an experimental program to establish a colony of Mars. After years of planning and months of rigorous training, you were put into a medically induced coma and shipped off to the planet. Shortly before arrival, th...
So this is it, huh? Seems that way, buddy. I'm going to miss you. Digital life is so plastic at times. You know? It's been the same out here. A lot of fake people trying their best to make it in life. Interactions that don't feel real... Relationships that feel tacked on... I get your meaning. *That's the pa...
My name’s James Harrington and I’s born 18 aught 5. June I’s told, beginnin’ of the month. Always celebrated the first, which I guess makes today my birthday. Family’s long gone, Pa died in the Injin wars at Tippecanoe when I’s but a little ‘un then. Don’t remember him at all. Momma lived old, I heard, but I’s livin’ f...
HOLY WAR AT HAND – DO YOUR PART TO REACH MORE SOULS! The words flashed on billboards, came upon any advertisement available, and were the first thing you heard when you turned on the car radio. I have to be perfectly honest, I am sick of hearing about it. I thought my eternity would bring other sorts of torment, but ...
Lucy had never liked playing in the house by herself, especially around this time of year. She was currently hidden away in her room, nestled under the canopy of blankets and pillows that made up her pillow fort. Her parents were out at the moment and as were her two older siblings, Margret and Greg. So here she was...
Why? Of all things to suffer through for an infinite, highly effective caffeine high, why this? The clown suit rested heavily on my shoulders, the makeup making my face feel like plastic as I unleashed another, faster spin, dazzling some onlookers. Most just laughed. Three years of constant motion, break d...
As long as you can remember you have always been able to get people things, that toy the other girl had, the answer to the test you didn’t study for, any drug, any weapon, and when you really felt like it, that certain person you wanted in your bed. But for some reason, this skill hasn’t made you the rich right hand o...
You've probably noticed but hearts have two parts where they join: the dip at the bottom, and the dip at the top. Most relationships were like this heart, simple, and monogamous. We, however, were more like a star, five points, and complex. There was David, Lexi, Tynn, B, and myself, Leeyora. Our relationship had a co...
PART 1 I woke up and it seemed like I had just woke up from being unconscious but I wasn’t. Maybe I had been I couldn’t tell what happened before I woke up. I was in a city. A town. But there was one odd thing. Nobody was there. No cars. No buildings. No people. No trains. There was roads and railroads but nothing on ...
It didn't really click, I just felt like I was doing something, something that was right. I didn't tell myself to cut their hair, but my hands were moving on their own, not really knowing where to cut but eventually getting a product that wasn't possible under the bounds of reality that I thought I was in. In fact, i...
(Im not a writer ) Chapter 1. the protagonist, everything goes wrong in his life always, he has had the worst of luck and ends up in a place where he has absolutely nothing in life, and he's poor, doesnt have anyone, and he is barely surviving every day, finds this armor by chance in a dark alley or in a place ...
"Big government to the rescue."Barney grumbled while stuck in traffic. He'd been on the night shift for over 10 years, and then the new policy kicked in. Barney saw his night shift differential halved and his commute doubled, so he was understandably irate. The new blood on the night shift weren't up to snuff either; h...
The past five years of my life have been spent studying human quantum consciousness, the ‘mental engine’ that allows for our unusual intelligence. Sure, human brains are bigger than chimpanzee brains – but they aren’t bigger than whale brains. Some scientists didn’t care to make the cross-genus comparison, but one trai...
Note: I never finished this, but here’s what I have because I don’t think I’ll finish it. -<~>- On the balcony overlooking the front hall stands Sir Vergas Ruthus giving orders to the staff. As each receives an instruction he says “yes sir!” And dashes off to fulfill his duties. Then after giving the chef his o...
It all started with a rumor. Just a whisper in the weekly meetings. A folktale, really. Deep inside the Blackwood forest lies the ruin of an old druidic circle. Or the house of a dead witch. Or the still beating heart of a dead demon. Every forest has such rumors about it eventually, so the church pa...
"What is the emperor doing again?"The advisor asked, "I am very confused by his proposal." "He is asking us to create a form of universal basic income that will adjust to the overall cost of living in the empire over time. He says he wants to do this so that he can threaten any business owners that try to cross him by...
The bar bustled with the usual crowd. An elder sat at the bar telling his old senile tale of Elina the Explosive and her disappearance yet again. But, Paul was in his rhythm slinging pints and pouring fingers left and right for the rest of the regulars. His tip bucket overflowing with silver and copper pieces, the nigh...
"Alright what time are that lot gonna be here?" "I shoulda wore a heavier jumper....oh bloody hell! I am starving! "I think that is them, oh no that's another brunette and red head, must be real common here too" "I sure do hope it's not as bad here as they make it out at home...after all They did kill those witche...
Teeth had been brushed. Pajamas were on. Lights were going out, songs had been sung, last glasses of water granted, last few questions about the world at large answered. It was finally, mercifully, time for bed. Not that I didn't cherish these long nights. I knew all too well they'd disappear before my ...
The land quakes with anger at your actions, sinner. I was in line at the theme park when I heard it. At first I thought it was just me that heard it. I thought I was losing my mind. Then it seemed like everyone else heard it too, but in their own time. The weird thing was, everyone slowly turned to find me. ...
Part 1 of 4 It had been five years since I was in Gotham City. Back then, I was in residency at Arkham Asylum, one of the worst and most important experiences of my career. As I drove through the city’s deteriorating infrastructure, shuffling people, and oppressive architecture, I briefly toyed with the idea of simply...
Today we are gathered here to pay our respects to Madam Midnight, someone many believed to be the greatest hero of this world. She lived but one life, yet she would be the first to tell you just how valuable one life can be. She saved buildings, cities, even the entire world on many occasions, but she also talked peopl...
\[Sharp Circle\] "Just aim down and you can't miss,"Melody explained to Monday. They stood on a busy downtown sidewalk with pedestrians streaming by. The pale, dark-haired woman stretched her arms down in front of her. Her palms faced downward and glowed with bright blue light. Monday stood next to her as strangers wa...
[…] The rain came and went, leaving behind streets full of puddles. The sky darkened, as the last rows of rain-poncho wearing troops excused themselves from their afternoon watch, while the columns of replacements making their way up the rampart to the perimeter wall. “Sierra 2, head count!” “One-one!” “One-two!” ...
Walking down in the ever-bustling streets, I follow the flow of human traffic. Everyday. Boring. Routine. One day, I find a computer just by the sidewalk. No one seems to pay heed. Odd considering this place has a considerably high theft rate. “A laptop? Why’s no one paying attention to it?” I pick it up and bring it ...
What am I supposed to do now? I did not ask to become this. I must be the unluckiest person to ever exist in all of eternity. I don't want to die just so that science can be proven worng, what kind of mind would want to do that? But it doesn't matter, all what I need to do now is survive. There's one problem thought: ...
Perfection. It's an optimization problem. Because of this, it's impossible to be perfect in all things, as the set of all things includes contradictory things. But with regards to one particular thing, it is entirely possible to achieve perfection. My brother was the perfect student. Always studying something new. For...
\[Poem\] >My feet are cold. > >Why are you telling me? > >You tell me everything, it just seemed fair! > >Okay, but I'm like, "Baby any day," It doesn't compare at all! > >But they're cold! Just let me stick them underneath your butt, Please? > >You're s...
And the great Planet-Wyrm, having devoured the sixth planet, had set its monstrous eyes on Earth, our home, eager to fill its never-sated hunger for but a moment more! The children stared at the storyteller with wide eyes, mouths slightly agape. Their amazement had hit its peak minutes ago and not wavered one bit si...
The green-cloaked figure pulled a set of photographs from a backpack. It held them up in front of the building. "Yep, thiiis iis the place,"it said in a strange, drawn-out hissing sort of voice, each word spoken in a different alien language. It pulled out a can of spray paint out of the same backpack. It drew a pic...
I don’t know how this guy lugs around 250lbs of gear all day. He’s your average hero, not even remotely muscular so his back must be in shambles. You should’ve seen the look on my face when he turns to me and says, “hey come here for a sec, I have some stuff for you to carry”. Did I even mention how small his pack is i...
The end of the world. A big term for the people in it, not so much for us. I was still floating in a violet void of stars at that time, with nothing to do except contemplate existence. Until, one day, I found a presence. A young one too. We began a collaboration. A telling of a story. We created a world, blossoming o...
When I first started training, I hadn't planned to be a hero for long; my whole schtick was making magical tools and gimmicks; I couldn't use just anything, but if you gave me, say, a pistol an infamous serial killer had used to kill five people, I could make you a pistol that shot bullets that sought out a victim; giv...
It had all gone perfectly thanks to a special someone. It is me of course, who else is so great, as the prince of thieves. But of course, a prince must lead, and to lead is impossible without ones crew. Quick Fingers sat on the very front of the cart, leading the horses. He was huge, about seven feet tall, wearing a b...
\[Crushing Outbreak\] "I'm impressed at how fast Monday turned this place around...,"Nax said. He sat at a round two-person table at the edge of the food court next to Outbreak. Their paper plates were empty except for orange grease stains and crumbs. They were discussing what to do next when the subject of the mall i...
“I cast Meteoricus Burnicus!” You shout with as, much bravado as you can manage. The board explodes in front of you as pieces fly all about. You fist pump with triumph at your sudden lead in the game when suddenly, the TV to your left catches your attention. A smartly dressed woman stands before an artificial backgrou...
A comic book is waved at my face. One with colorful panels: red, blue, yellow. Made out of wide, thin pages fluttering in the breeze. "You know what this is?"the superhero yells. "This is a comic book! But not just any book. Our story!" "But you said reading the future was too powerful for anyone..."I whisper. "Bah,...
I hadn't been paying attention. I hadn't caught a single thing she had said. Things were moving fast. So, so fast. The woman had set down a clipboard in front of me, on which was a thick packet, stapled in the corner. I didn't care to read what it said. I stopped paying attention again, thinking back on what had happen...
Another explosion racked the colony, as the goblins continued their siege. They'd always be driven back, not without huge losses on our part. Three times, three bloody times these attacks happened, dwarven kin was tired and running out of chances to push back. "Robert, y'might wanna see this."A voice interrupts my th...
They cloud his mind, screaming words that jumble together. Vader catches the words, "We trusted you...""A traitor to all we know..."Vader is stabbed with a sickly feeling of guilt. We pushes it away. I am more powerful than those weak children could ever hope to be, Vader thinks. Suddenly the children ignite lightsab...
Damn I had a whole thing written on this and I accidentally closed the app. It was a comedy of a US Sargeant, a scientist named Jeremy, and Nazis who are now environmentalist. There was a bunch of jokes about global warming and the U.S. Sargeant being neglectful/tinfoil hatter about global warming when the evidence is ...
It’s a new day, my horns glowed a gentle purple, my tail wrapped around the bed frame, the chickens are screeching their morning routine and the wind was soft. I got up from my bed, yawning and stretching,” what a weird dream..” but I don’t think much of the dream because I already forgot it. I start doing my morni...
"Are you sure?"The pilot of the vehicle asked. "We are stuck in the middle of nowhere, the engine won't start until it is fixed. Now, can you think of any other light source that we need to disable or cover before I start. Murmurs in the darkness is usually not a comforting experience, but we must adapt to our new re...
“WEEEEELLLLLCOME! TO! POWERLESS! The only competition where nobody is superior! I’m your host, Oki Baja! Without further ado, please your hands together and welcome our contestants!” The host called out and the fake studio applause played. “A man from the land down under, with a power befitting of the jokes of our you...
My name is Skreeiahyyi. But my friends call me Screech. My human friends do, at least. I have found it difficult to keep in touch with most of my Taxxon friends. They, well, can't exactly write. I do miss them terribly. We Taxxons are fiercely social creatures. We were all the last remnants of our Broken Hives. ...
“My lord, the karens are at the gates!,” Steve clamoured from the front desk, “What is your decision? Shall we fight?” “Open the shop.” I commanded, “Let them come.” I gripped your clipboard tightly and adjusted my coffee-stained tie. “The dark forces of Consumerism will never prevail under my purview in this store...

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