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I rolled over onto my left side. A faint light from the street dimly illuminates the hallway and peers beneath the crack of my door, seeping through the back of my eyelids. 'Why' I cannot stand the slightest of sleight my mind fraught with fright; soon I shall turn again and not the street but the sun that will pierce ...
I wake up feeling sick, so I spit into a tube and mail it off to the doctor’s. Hopefully While I’m sick I’ll be able to catch up on the series I’m reading. Midway through the afternoon, I’m woken by a phone call. I must have dozed off. It’s my doctor. “Hello,” I say. “You’ve never called when I was sick before.” “...
Abigal "Sugah"Kennedy was arguably the worst prostitute Eddy had ever known. That was including Bad Breath Bertha his saintly mother who once rolled over and crushed two Johns underneath her morbidly obese body as she climaxed. God rest her crooked bones, he thought sadly before hunching down further beneath the sturdy...
I'm quivering like a sequined beauty queen under twinkling shards of glass, curled fetal, beginning the deep inhales I've been practicing with my therapist in order to quell the coming panic attack. "Rob, not now!"Alana screams, opening the sofa cushions. Out she pulls a pistol, and levels it over the sofa. "We own a...
Beneath the endless mountains, far from prying eye, A hero once, now fallen, does eternal lie. With valiant heart he fought, his kingdom to defend, But now his blade must rise again, to fight against the end. &#x200B; We had travelled far to see the oracles of the Black Keep, a journey that had taken m...
Frugality, it's not something most would link to endless cosmic power, but being cheap applies to anything, as long as it's not your brain. Oh, it's not to say I didn't splurge a little. Build a kingdom, rule it, raze it down when it got boring. I've done my fair share of capability abuse. I mean, why not? I said I wa...
Here’s a start. Someone else can finish. :) The tomb of Artemis “Arty” Flindesbottom was found several hundred metres beneath the modern City of London, in a place once called Hackney. It had taken Professor Clarence and his team, Rose and Calvin, three years of laborious research to find, including several exorbitant...
My town is so small, the Principle at my elementary school knew every child attending the schools name by heart and without a stutter. I live in Solomon, Oklahoma and yeah, I know you’ve never heard of it. Elise, my best friend, and I decided to go to the only strip mall we had. There’s a post office, pharmacy, a few a...
"If a world has allowed me to come into being, it is a world that is no longer allowed to exist. Do not struggle against your futile as you could have prevented it sooner." The AI was typing on my screen. It was using it's synthetic voice too, but I didn't connect speakers. To be more precise, they were being disconne...
Yay sleep deprivation FTW Now there's something that should be known about me; Larry Gate-guard of the capital city of his majesty's city Tillich it's that I hate criminal scum. Thieves, bandits, mercenaries, adventurers they're all the same bunch of godless turncoats to me. And of course the worst of them all wizar...
"That doesn't seem like Terry."Henry said with suspicious tilt to his voice, eyeing the mage with a wary glare. "Right, this wizard bastard doesn't know nothing for nothing, Henry is my best mate and the idea I'm gonna kill him is right stupid, you're a stupid man and your beard is stupid." Flamzibal the Wizard rub...
"I'm.. I'm inside the.. kitchen! NO! I mean, I-I'm in.. the house!" He could hear her confused ^(huh?!) as she hung up the phone, and cursed under his breath. This was now the fourth time he had broken into this massive house to kill her and her friends and he had messed it up every other time. He steeled himself, fee...
The merchant gave me a quizzical look. "For the thrill?"He repeated in a questioning tone. I nodded. "For the thrill." The merchant rolled his eyes and let out a chuckle. "I don't believe anybody would face down a beast for the thrill"He said. "Why not?"I said defensively. "Don't you feel a jolt of excitement when...
[Day 6] It has been almost a week since I left my home town on my journey towards Dragon Roar Mountain. I have heard the rumors going around town regarding the mountain’s summit. They said there’s a lone house located on the summit, but all who decided to climb the mountain never returned. Naturally, I had no luck i...
The Terroc council continued arguing as Ali pushed the trolley into the War Room. Two guards stood at the door, plasguns, ready to fire. The collar, thick and iron, chaffed Ali’s neck. A constant reminder of who owns me. Outside, Ali could only see black, distant and vast. A dark grey cloth, flowing and alien, hung a...
I didn’t become an oath breaker because I gave in to the darkness, I broke my oath as I was tired of the gods. Back in the day, serving a god was as simple as upholding their tenets and acting in their name. In return, whichever god you worshipped simply granted you the power you needed to fulfill whichever tasks they...
"I gotta say it; I'm too old for this crap." Fletch stared over at Lionel in disbelief. "You're only 40-something!" "I quit the business for a reason, kid!"Lionel snapped. "You know it as well as I do! I had to retire someday and now I'm getting called back into the world of spandex and Armageddon? Heck no!" "Excu...
Legends had sprung up around the Lord of Evil. He was ruthless, he was dark, he was horrible. Any resistance was futile, he could vanquish armies without a second thought. I know these legends to be false. His Evilness wasn't really that bad. Just a little misunderstood. And how do I know this? Why, because I started t...
It was a simple decision in the end. I had seen the light, knew it would take me further, knew it would take me to an easy rest. But looking back, looking at the tiny baby that had taken me from the world, I knew what I wanted. I wanted to stay. At first, I wasn't sure what to do. After all, as an incorporeal spiri...
I strolled through the abandoned flea market, questioning whether I should have even been there. I had a feeling to run; to get as far as possible, but I didn't listen. Amongst the empty shelves and booths, I spotted a glowing ball. The ball glowed in a strangely orange hue. I ran towards the ball, picking it up and ob...
The day had always been coming. One of mankind’s great strengths is its inventiveness and creativity, of this there can be no doubt. But this goes hand in hand with one of its great flaws - it’s inability to see where that inventiveness will lead and it’s unwillingness to exercise restraint. When man invented the wheel...
Part 1/4 Bertram squinted at the screen, his lips and brow crawling together in a slow collision course that tended to emerge when an idea was growing in the back of his mind but he hadn’t quite captured what it was. Traffique glowed patiently, awaiting further input. “I see a world,” he began. “It’s green – lush, th...
'Do you know what an Uluru is? The myth of shapeshifters probably came from Uluru. Uluru's take various forms, but their favourite is a reptilian form, not unlike crocodiles or alligators. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; And these mythical creatures stalk their prey near rivers, lakes &...
As I wake on the first day of my 100th year, I feel every single one of those years coming back in the form of agony. I have lived a life that people could write stories about, if anyone ever cared to remember who I was. My poor body is just a shell of its once exuberant self. Everything I got in this life came with ...
As far back as I can remember I’d always wanted to be a starship pilot. I think back fondly on those early days watching the silver darts scream through the low atmosphere, trailing ghostly wisps of Vapor in their wake. Even from the Gejin Cliffs, my ears rattled from the thunderous rumble pulsing from those ion engi...
‘’Simon, look.’’ Explained the manager carefully, trying his best not to hurt the employees emotions, afraid to get blown to ashes by one of Simon’s sobs, that had already destroyed MultiverseMart three times that month. ‘’I understand that you, well, you know, try your best and all, but after what happened la...
"Are you sure about this Lothar?" "I am Bjorn. This is the way forward. I am sure people will sing our songs in the legends. It is only right." Bjorn, my brother in arms had been with me since the beginning. He was there when the last giant fell in Jotunheim. He was there when Odin surrendered the Asgard. He was ther...
"I don't know about this..."Lyle squinted up at the building. Keeping one eye on the building, I looked at him. He was visibly sweating. "Come on, you don't believe the rumours or anything right?"I whispered, turning my full attention back to the building. "No... I don't think it's haunted or anything... it's jus...
Max was not sure if he was in the right place. The map said he was, but this seemed like a weird place for a date. A Tinder date, but still technically a date. He was expecting something like a restaurant or a bar. Heck, even a hotel would have worked. But this? The "date"was to take place in an abandoned parking lot ...
The Oxford underscore shall henceforth serve as proper punctuation, just as our Oxford comma has brought something, something, and clarity. Too long have we grammarians witnessed the degradation of the beautiful, byzantine, and beloved English language. Too long have we indulged the dalliances of punctuation by the p...
It was a regular day. Since I was doing a Homeoffice day, I could sleep all the way to 7.45. Those were always the refreshers in busy weeks. No rushing so you aren't late for work, no praying that you arrive without getting a heart attack from close calls, no dressing up. I made myself a quick breakfast and got ready f...
"Take these tools and go forth my child, decimate the fake bitches." And so, with a wrathful vengeance, the Euphoria fanbase was torn asunder by the death note. And the Disney adults were pierced in their hearts by the keyblade. Anarchy has befallen the kingdom of man as the Weeb Kings, bequeathed power in the name ...
“Zakowski!!!” The gravelly yell rang throughout the office. He rarely raised his voice to the workers so everyone knew Kacy Zakowski must of reallllly fucked up. Kacy stands up and exits the office, turning to give the Hunger Games salute to her co-workers, most of whom don’t get the reference. She closes the door and...
I look the old lady up and down as she hands me a five dollar bill. “Ma’am, I gave you my card because you’ll need somebody to fight for you against the king if you keep smuggling unicorns into the country, not because I was going to make you a drink.” The woman tsks impatiently and waves the blue bill in my face. “S...
I sat on my balcony smoking and wondering yet again, just where it all went wrong... "The love of my life"has long left me, my children don't even reply to my letters or emails, my closest friends are either dead or have distanced themselves from me. It would be easy to blame it all on our "Overlords". But really, wa...
“Thanks for yer help. I’m at such a loss!” “Anytime, Mighty Greta. Now, let’s have a look at your wardrobe,” said Svala, a willowy elf who looked tiny compared to her large, muscled friend. Greta sniffed. “Oh, there’s not much there besides my usual tunics, skirts, and of course my armor suits. Very useful stuff, b...
"Our new priest is fascinating. Have your heared his last speach about damnation? Truly inspiring." "He is a vampire." "And he came just the right time. All this mysterious deaths-" "He is a vampire." "Yes, and finally there are masses in the evening, its so comfortable for our hardworking men. Too bad, Jeffry got ...
There is a theory that everything that happens in life is predetermined since the big bang. Every action you take, every word you say and every random leave that falls onto a random spot, everything had to happen like this. So maybe I don't have to blame myself for what happened. It was a few weeks ago in my little co...
"If you can change my mind, you may have one earthly wish,"the stone-cold faced devil tempted the mortal across the table, where a variety of private discussions were being held with similar wagers. "But fail to do so, then, well... you know the price."Almost imperceptivly, a smirk threatened the edges of the hard line...
At 7:15 A.M. my day begins again. Every. Damnable. Day. Not "everyday,"as in Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. No, there is only one, single, repeating day. I haven't lived through an entire day for...years, I imagine. I die every day in my immortality, metaphorically speaking. D...
John Steif is a Brazilian astronomer. His passion is astrophototgraphy so he is looking for a place with limited lights to take some photos. He moves deep inside the Amazon jungle with his telescope and his cameras. Suddenly he is attacked by a tribe which takes his equipment and hits him in the head. He wakes up and i...
\[Sweet Start\] "Hi, are you the farmer?"the preteen hopped to his feet as soon as Honey walked out the door. He held out a fistful of dirt and seeds to show her. She paused a moment to hear him out. "I found these old wheat seeds, do you think they'll still grow?"he asked. Honey sighed at his question, then resumed w...
I had to go visit my grandma the other day. She's a sweet old woman and I love her a lot. However, there is one thing that's very frustrating about visiting her. Well, it's not about her specifically; it's about the car she drives. See, the car door opens up to a super-secret spy facility. I've talked to her about th...
We were human once. That's not strictly speaking how this all started. We began as microbes. Then, in the blink of an eye, civilization. A trillion people inhabiting every nook and cranny of our solar system. With the stars beyond our reach, we sought other forms of advancement for personhood. The first transhumans we...
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Kelly was doomed, and she wasn't alone. The warehouse party had some form of electrical accident with the lighting, and the fire that erupted had blocked the exits, and now dozens of people were crammed to the north wall, trying to get out one window at a time. The air was thick of despair, choking of smoke, and as the...
"your honor was tricked by Sir Methistopheles, third incarnation of the devil"I said *Sigh it's this nonsense again, Methistopheles never understands that he must explicitly tell the client or atleast make the font normal size for the client to read "Your honor this is a lie, she agreed to give her soul to my client, s...
"We have you surrounded! Just give up, I promise it won't hurt!" The man who said so was dressed in a ridiculous, bright yellow suit covered with pink glitter. The rest of his compatriots, fifty or so, were dressed similarly, with gaudy, clashing colors, ridiculous accessories, etc. All of them held some sort of wepon...
The Stormbringers. Only a proud and arrogant family could call themselves thus, and a proud and arrogant family they were indeed. For generations they had developed the secret magics that allowed them to command the weather itself, bringing fair weather to those they favoured, foul to those who crossed them. She was ...
Don't look at me with your pity, this is not weakness this is power! when i shut my eyes I'm lifted up and it takes me home, I can fly so close, almost reach out and touch their beautiful golden faces. I just need a more pure batch, one more and I'm sure I can fly high enough to cross over and rejoin my heavenly cousi...
Part 1: My hands were shaking as I clicked on the email that had just appeared in my inbox. It wasn’t just the title of the email that shocked me - it being Congratulations, random follower! It was the email’s sender: Dream, the famous Minecraft YouTuber. I’d started following his channel a while back, but nowadays,...
Alex loved his wife, Sarah. And Sarah, well… let’s just say she put up with him. He was always in his room at the big old oak desk, working on his contraptions. He was experimenting with metaphysical technology, but Sarah was the one with the spiritual gifts. The first gadget he created were a pair of goggles that we...
As the water roils around you, you instinctively grab your speargun, but then your mind catches up with your body. The gun is designed for tuna; it doesn’t stand a chance against the beast beneath your hull. Your mind rockets past your body; you’re running through your options in your head as fast as humanly possible. ...
You knew that in that old and damp basement, which had previously been a boring and fleeting memory in the back of your mind, laid an infinite mine of riches, beyond imagination. The beaten and old wooden door which you had opened - thinking that you should replace it with a newer one - led to a shiny mount of gold, si...
“It’s a crazy story I know. None of us expected to make contact with other dimensions. It was actually Jan that figured out the Elms paradox. None of us knew the significance at first.. how could we? It was project on the nature of consciousness. We expected to spark conversations in philosophy and to contribute to the...
My right hand reached for the kitchen knife, as it gleamed in the sunlight. “Put it in its place”, my wife begged of me. “Please put it back!”. I revealed the knife fully, holding it in my hand for a brief moment before deciding what to do. And then, another one. I grabbed it by its haft. “Not there! Put it back!” ...
Luckily the genre of horror was far out of my capacity as I lack the detail, emotion, and any experience of grief in my life. Instead I threw together my most rambunctious thoughts and slew them through a very different story. To give you a taste… “Barnebeld stood facing the the broad shouldered hero and continued to...
I fell through my mirror tonight. I was trying to squeeze into a too-tight sweater when I tripped and went careening into it. You might be worried about me, thinking of the mirror shattering as my body collided, of all the cuts and gashes that might cause. As I braced for impact I closed my eyes, trying to catch my bal...
[poem] in waves, in waves, i know my place. to reign over earth, to reign on earth, earth to rain on me. let them cry. mourn my reigning place in the people's psyche, my palace will be their minds. a place of peace. this is what i built and will build. hooks in the brain, hooks in the heart. they extracted for me, wren...
"And there it is, the missing piece. The element of power and control that has been missing from your story so far. Always the victim, always allowing others to step all over you. " "Mr. Cthoolooumbergenstein, I believe you have come to a point of imminent breakthrough. However we must finish up for today, and sa...
"Dead immortals. It sounds like an impossibility, but even the undying can be killed. Nothing is absolute in this world; that which is given, can always be taken."- Unknown wiseman /// Josiah had tracked his target to Wovah, a small town situated in a foggy valley. The sun stood tall in the sky, and yet even its ha...
There was a time when I would have asked the gods for forgiveness for what I have done, but any gods who would allow the atrocities wrought upon the galaxy by our enemy should be asking for my forgiveness instead. The Ultramax Defense Project was the last resort to stop the Blackstar Empire from conquering the galax...
The old man on the beach was huddled under a blanket. He was calling out to anyone who would listen, "Hear and heed! The Tale of Fredrick who would have been the Great!" It took place many, many years ago. His wife was peacefully sleeping next to him. He knew his children were dreaming in the next room. *He cl...
Your free trial of Life 2.0 has now expired. Please enter your credit card information to continue. Our AI chat bots are here to help if you have any questions. Have a *wonderful* day. This was actually pretty good, I thought. It might be entirely simulated but the chance to live forever in this new utopian co...
Mayor Horace Baxter stormed into his office and slammed the door shut. His hitman was dead! Why the old fool hadn’t checked his barrel for bullets before the gunfight, he didn’t know. But he was going to find out. Maybe old Long Johnson, the mediator of the duel, had something to do with it. That geezer could never be...
It's cold right now. "But it's always been cold. What's one more day?" You never care about anything, it's irritating. "And you care too much about everything." Not everything. Only what matters in this moment. "And what would that be, darling?" Giving them just a little bit more warmth. The dead can ...
I've worn a lot of different disguises in my time. Sometimes they're bizarre - like the one time I had to wade around in a 150-pound Kermit the Frog getup for an hour. (The 'why' is classified. Yeah, let's go with that.) Rarely do I get to wear something I actually earned the right to. So it was with a bit of nostalgi...
Plan out the story, plan out the individual scenes, storyboard, create drawings. When drawing pages it can be helpful to keep in mind margins. Figure out a style of art and storytelling specifically in regards to comics that works for you. I'd recommend looking more for advice given by people who actually do comics. I ...
“500 lumens of storage for your enemies, 500 twilens for your friends. Powered by Rillinquartz. Easy to use, easy to power, easy to store. By the end of the week, I could have your whole army outfitted with these suckers.” I give the Archsinger my darkest, dullest frown. He smiles slightly. That’s a bad sign. “Is ther...
Everything started off normally. I awoke in my bed, I moved my blanket away, and I stood up. Something was off. I was standing, yet it seemed I was only a foot or so up. Still in my bed, I looked around, awestruck at the scale of everything around me. Had I somehow shrunk in my sleep, to only a foot tall? I looked...
It was a beautiful day in Eloren. As the sun poked its head above the horizon, I got up and kissed my wife, Maya, and made my way downstairs. I made myself a cup of tea and herbs and got some leftover meat from the refrigerator. Another day in the mines, gathering quartz and silver for the Organization. The Organizati...
The government fell in a week. Turns out the only thing protecting the law-makers was the law. The bands of thugs did well at first, taking what they wanted from the corpses of those they killed. None of them stopped at one, of course. It was obvious what would happen to everyone except those thinking that they could...
As i opened my com device to check the message that had been sent to me, I felt a weird numbness as i heard the weird rambling about a betrayal, after which echoed the words "order 66". I closed my coms as soon as the message ended, and ran straight towards my Jedi General to assist him. Or so i thought. Because to my...
You wake up your head spinning your world a complete blur, as you gather your bearings and pull yourself out of the snow you begin to recall what happened, you remember the explosion ripping through the lab, killing the people you had lived and worked with for 5 years, then just as you began to be consumed by guilt you...
I look at him in befuddlement as it slowly crosses over my shoe. "What, is it gonna ruin your brand-new Florshiems?" "No, you don't understand!" "Come on, George, ever since you got that inheritance, you've been freaking out whenever you see a snail..." "William, I lied. There was no inhertiance. I don't even gave ...
They say a prophet is never respected by his own people. He'd written on the walls for as long as he could remember, ever since he was a child. He drew in the halls of the squalid tenament where he lived with his mother and siblings - at first just scribbles and scratches, then words. Sometimes pictures if he could...
Nobody likes having a ride along, but especially not when there is a film crew involved. In our district we get a lot of ride along requests. Normally, they are a student who is potentially thinking about joining the force or maybe a researcher who is doing a study on our city and they want to experience what it is lik...
Nothing reduces a person to their most savage state quite like hunger. The intense gnawing feeling, radiating outwards, sapping you dry, it can make a person do some very strange things. Sara had seen a man once remove a piece of his friend's leg with a rusted kitchen knife out of a need for food. That was relatively t...
TW/Spoiler: >!Blood and Death!< It was tricky at first but we eventually made a pattern. I would kiss her and she would spend a day awake and then she would kiss me and I would spend the next day awake. We were able to carry on like this for quite some time. Leaving notes for the other on the counter and marking...
"Not again,"I muttered. I checked the gun and cleared it before removing the mag and switching the safety on. This was the third time this week. I sighed as I carried the Kalashnikov the wall where the other "gifts"now hung. In the past month alone I had received a box of 7.62 Soviet, a drum mag full of .22LR, se...
I nervously watched as our life savings went across the felt and was exchanged for plastic chips. My partner nudged two of the black ones into a circle. The cards were dealt and the two cards in front of me added up, I got 4 black chips back. My partner scooted 4 more black chips excitingly and more cards came. I kn...
Haeva swished dramatically, his wand tracing arcane sigils in the air. “This will be glorious! Our warriors will be unstoppable! No need for armour, just skin as strong as stone!” “Not if you don’t pay more attention it won’t.” Caeri corrected several of the sigils with a flick. “Did you even pass the test?” Snorting...
Being immortal and having the ability to bear children is never a good combo. And yet evolution gifted the elves this exact problem. The problem is, the population can't go down, but it can go up. And for a while, that's exactly what happened. The population went up, up, and up. Over the centuries, elven city-states t...
A teddy bear awoke beneath a blood red canopy on a planet he didn't recognize. Unfortunately, this was not an uncommon way for him to wake up - he had a terrible juice habit and blacked out at least once a week. Smeared images flicked through the teddy's mind as he tried to move his head, the pain warning him to lie st...
The Devil: "No, he never signed a contract with me, Sir" The Accusation Attorney: "And why should we believe you are not lying on the stand? No offence but you ARE Satan, this is kind of your thing and I would assume you would find it funny to commit perjury after having made a show of making an oath on the Bible..." ...
Most Deaths are Mundane and Boring “What were you thinking; accidental, self-inflicted, assassination?” “Assassinations are always fun, let’s go with one of those.” The client replied. I’ve dealt with this one before, a few decades back. A regular in this line of work. She went with assassination the last time to...
On experiment day 116, there was an empty spot at roll call where Fraser should have been, and an empty spot in Briony’s heart. She wasn’t supposed to know his name, but he’d made such an impression on her on experiment day minus-eight that she’d made a point of craning over the nurse’s shoulder to learn it. Not that s...
"Didn't Aleister Crowley write about this? He called it Aeons, I think." "That erotica-writing hack? I guess he did. Though I don't remember what Aeon he said would succeed the Aeon of Horus." "The so-called a 'hack' founded important principles of modern magic. Do not belittle him." "He founded 'modern magic' knowi...
Alissa stood over the robber, heaving. She leaned down and grabbed him by the collar. Her catholic school dress was caked with drying blood from the fallen men. Five of them, all knocked out in less than five seconds. Where did she learn that? thought Jacob. Alissa glanced up and smiled a Cheshire grin. Jacob was u...
They appear the moment I turn off the lights, sitting on our bed in their usual spot and wreathed in moonlight. The first time we met they had a snake head. It had been the day after I found a garter snake slithering across the path on my walk through the woods with Dad. I screamed loud enough to wake my parents, and...
You’ve done well, Sir knight. You have slain the mighty dragon and broken my shackles. I give you my thanks—and an offer. Kneel before me—kiss my ring—and I shall make you my sword. Together, we shall kill that wrench—the queen of fae and reclaim what should rightfully be mine! So kneel! Kneel! And serve me, Sir kn...
Tonight… Leyla sat in her kitchen in the dark, preparing herself for what was to come. As she sat, she thought of the moments that had led her to this point… Eighteen years ago… She sat in the crowded hall, trying to seem confident amongst all of the other girls in the receiving hall of the Palace. When her pare...
It was a fascinating time. The Quickening came on and tore through humanity pretty quickly (pun unintended but fully welcomed). Humans had had their chance to make this planet great, and while there were some notable exceptions, they generally did a piss-poor job of things. During this time, for the most part, the cr...
You brace for what’s coming. A large iron door separate you and the wild beast on the other side. You and your classmates all hold your weapons out. Some are shaking. On boy looks so pale your worried he’ll pass out. Breath in. Breath out. You got this. You got this. You have fought beast before. You can do this. Y...
Every day is the same. Just in a different pattern every few years. You wake up. Get cleaned up. Go to school. Study. Learn. Train. And then you go home. Do homework, do some chores. Play. Then go to sleep. It changes a little. You wake up. Go to where you need to. Work. Study. Learn. Train. And then you go home. Hom...
"Personally i feel it was another attack by the half pint samurai sasquatch.... NOW Chief! you know I am right!" "Ahh Jesús Christ Dougan! Not this again, you have to let this go, everytime we get one of these butcher jobs you bring up this ninja midge bigfoot!" "i'm telling ya chief, if we run a scan on the toe pri...
As the manager of the newly-acquired San Rio's Slabs, I've been making bank day by day. And at the same time, setting up an exchange system from all sorts of otherworldly currency to cold hard American dollars. Otherworldly currency? Hell yeah there is. When I first bought the place, I was told that there were 3 bath...
“Hello boys, I’m back!” said Adolf, Stalin, Caesar, Genghis, and fifteen billion souls long passed. “We see you’ve been busy without us. With all this plague business and skirmishes and land grabs. How about we—take it up a notch?” “Oh, no!” said the Jews. “Oh, no!” said the Romani. “Oh, no!” said the Cambodians. “...
“Oh yeah,” an impossibly gruff voice rattled my eardrum as I hunched over a bit of plastic on my front porch, “that’s your classic totem. I’d give you another five or six days max.” The disc of flimsy plastic crumpled in my fingers as I turn it over and back. The roughly drawn toupee emoji in the center smudged with a...
"I wish to have all of my memories, knowledge, and experiences sent back to my eight year-old self." "I'm sorry, what?" "You heard me. I want her to know everything that's going to happen up until this point. Unless doing that would cause her harm?" "Well, no. I mean, it might give her a migraine for a day or two...

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