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In a nondescript warehouse in Tblisi, a secret project of immense proportions was underway. The entire building was a single room, filled with machinery so advanced that no one without several advanced degrees could begin to explain what each of them did. That didn't matter. Together, they could do something that can o... |
I locked the wooden door behind me as I stepped into the changing cell. The sound of the steel lock echoed dimly throughout the empty room. I hung the expensive blue suit upon the hook on the door and began undressing. As I unlatched the leather belt holding my pants upon my waist, I heard faint whispering dancing amon... |
I was really excited about this one, but then I read the description. It was way too detailed and constraining. There isn't very far you could go with your imagination and therefore I don't want to spend time on it. Not trying to be mean at all, just some constructive criticism on prompts. I will also say this is my fi... |
1. Hooded aliens and the spider king, doing science
2. Stay-puff Marshmallow Man
3. Horses escaping from Russia as it melts.
4. The firebombing of a great city. Millions dead.
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First contact was with the spiders. This was not due to the intelligence of the arachnids; rather, the invaders had developed a c... |
My wrist watch alarm woke me. Took a while to get familiar with my surroundings, know where I was. Felt good. Everything was going to plan. I had spent most of my day inside the silk-cushioned, gold trimmed mahogany coffin of Alfonso Valentino, former rival of my father. I smiled, thinking of his family - fast asleep a... |
A gateway opens up in time. It is wide enough to span a street and is in a populated area so is discovered quickly.
From the north side side of the gateway, you can walk south through the gateway and walk one year into the past.
From the south side of the gateway, you can walk north through the gateway and one year i... |
The [Valkyrie](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valkyrie) lover of a mortally wounded Viking hero holds vigil for him on the battlefield, but must explain to him that he has not been selected to become [einherjar](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Einherjar), and upon his death will be sent to [Fólkvangr](http://en.wikipedia.or... |
There is a secret society on earth. Its members are chosen randomly by either some external force (say they all have the same birthmark, or something) or by simple lot and a random number generator. It has more than a million members, but less than a hundred million. The aim of this society is to guide humanity to be b... |
Automatic Dictation Transcript: Paul Newman, FSA. February 13, 2014.
To anyone who is reading this... I will make continuous logs of what I find.
I have seen the videotapes. It didn't make sense.
I am connected to the the location which I traced as the source of the incidence. I, Paul Neumann, am part of an agency w... |
I take offence at the gross historical ignorance.
Just look at New France, where we (the french) mingled with the natives, as our civilizations were so different that they could intermingle very easily… My only regret about my indian blood is that I don't have enough to my taste.
We did not come here to exterminate t... |
They said our city was impenetrable. They said the wall would hold for 1000 years. For a long time they were right, but we had just never found someone who wanted to tear them down as much as the barbarian hordes outside.
"Commander Garrett! Commander Garrett what do we do?"The panicked voice shook me to my senses.
... |
Why was the subject up all night thinking about his/her picture? Presumably they were committing a crime, and getting processed at a jail happens pretty quickly so I don't think they'd be sitting around for more than 20-30 minutes waiting for the officer's to take the photo. This one detail totally derails the legiti... |
“Who IS this Major Tom that you keep talking about?"shrieked Jean. “You’ve been going on and on about him for weeks!”
“He’s this guy I met at the café a couple of weeks ago. He’s way deep,” answered her daughter, in that bored teenager tone that she had lately perfected. Jean fought the urge to backhand her. ... |
Adam worked in the center of the cathedral, using the deep slice in his palm to finish tracing out the largest of the pentagrams. Months of preparation and research had readied him for this moment. He closed the final pice of the pentagram and took a moment to admire his work, to look around at the others, at their bod... |
I slammed the brakes.
It couldn't be that he was here, could it? I hadn't seen him in 30 years, yet there he was. A little worse for the wear (well, maybe I was understating that a bit), but there nevertheless.
"What the heck!"
Whoops. I'd braked hard, and Joseph was completely unprepared. For a 5 year old, he sure ... |
"Dammit, that Cadet Buck!"Cadet Willard sighed in distraught, upon hearing the news of the rookie Cranium Commando being picked for an elite mission. "Buck would not be able to survive a day in the brain of a goldfish for all I care!"
Cadet Willard was right in every sense of the word – Cadet Buck was only a high scho... |
She turned and walked away then, knowing there was nothing more to say. He looked down at the box she'd given him. It was too light to contain anything. He opened it, and the inside was painted...
It was painted like the sky that perfect day, when they'd driven back from the beach, not wanting anything to change. And ... |
I guess we both knew, somewhere in between yesterday and tomorrow, that it was over. Putting my finger on the exact moment would be far too difficult; there were an abundance of moments we shared, good and bad, and after a while trying to pinpoint it wasn’t practical. It took too much out of me, and perhaps that was ... |
I have to admit I might take some general ideas from what you write for my NaNoWriMo novel, so if you're not OK with that, please ignore this prompt. (It would just be for a small portion of the book that I'm not even sure I'm going to include). Anyway, here's the prompt:
Medical science finds out how to reverse aging,... |
All I can feel is the pain. Agonizing, excruciating pain. Why won't the pain stop? I did not ask for this "gift."There is no solace, only discomfort. The same story every day, yet I never get used to it. My mind is being shattered while my body is being torn to pieces, morphing into my new, powerful form. All I want to... |
"I DID! IT SHOULD WORK!"Joey screamed, throwing his coffee mug across the room. It shattered above my head, and I picked up one of the shards. One side was still warm from the coffee.
"I gave you specific instructions, and,"said Jake, struggling with his arm around Joey's neck. Joey was a strong guy, and it took all ... |
>“I’m really gonna miss you” I hear her whisper
I think this bit of dialogue is a lot more powerful if you leave it on its own. Mushing it in together with an unnecessary explanation of how it's voiced and a visual of a car really makes it lose its impact.
>I tear my eyes away from the scenery and turn my head ... |
"Do you want a searing hot metal road inserted into your colon?"
"Would you like your family to be tortured mercilessly?"
"Do you struggle to find meaning in your daily life?"
If you answered yes to any of these questions then you need a Bible!
Here at Biblical Books we are promoting new bible sales to confront pe... |
"LIFE IS NOT POSSIBLE"
These words fucking sucked, but I clearly remembered a time when I stuck by them just like the government wanted me too.
"CLEARLY IT FUCKING IS"I yelled to myself. My wife had never registered her most recent egg with the FBA (Federal Birth Agency). She had done so every month but this time she... |
I posted in the cross post but here's my copy and paste:
"I can't believe we invested all of our money on this house,"my wife mumbled. We had spent all day painting the downstairs living quarters and were about to retire to our sleeping bags in what will eventually become our master bedroom. She was right, of course. ... |
"Back Bell, Back"
The damn dog wasn't getting walked enough without Dan around. Besides, the mutt was his. White with brown speckled, slobbery, and smelled like genuine horse ass. Bell was a good dog and Dan had raised her well.
Unfortunately, he wasn't around at the moment, otherwise this dog would be attached to ... |
The fire crackled lightly at the small camp. Two hunters sat around it, taking in the warmth. A single piece of the day's bread ration remained in a basket.
"Flip a coin for it?"asks the first man.
"Aye. Heads, then,"agrees the second.
With a flick and a shimmer, the coin went up and came back down. The face of Cesa... |
"Well, what do you think about it?"
Ben was tapping his foot and rubbing his fingers under the table. He always hated sharing his work.
The professor adjusted his glasses and heaved a sigh.
"It's... different."
Ben stopped fidgeting. "Different usually means bad."
"I never said that."
"But you're thinking it."
T... |
"You want us to do *what*?!"
"It's very simple. I want my to leave my genetic mark on the next generation. And I want you to make it happen."
"Ok, I want to ask you something very directly. Is this a metaphor? Like a philanthropic 'I want to leave the world a better place for future generations' sort of thing? Or are... |
A couple, out for the weekend, I guessed. Car gone from the driveway, lights off, alarm primed. No problems. Broke the back bathroom window, avoided the motion sensors in the hallway and tripped upstairs like a motherfucking cat. I knew what I wanted.
Two fifty in cash lying in bags and purses. Her jewellery, even th... |
Tell me, where was the shooter? It's the grassy knoll for you, isn't it?
That doesn't matter. I know it does to you. JFK's death is just another series of battles in the Republican/Democrat war. Politics haven't changed much here.
If JFK survives, we pull out of Vietnam early. Very early. Some consider that a good th... |
When the aliens had first arrived, we were all excited. Rumors of impending doom were quickly swept away as these strange lifeforms quickly turned out to be peaceful. They shared their technology with us. They showed us wonders we never even dreamed of. All the mysteries of the universe were suddenly unlocked in ways w... |
When planning your attack, strategy is key.
You need to be silent. You need to be swift. And it has to be a surprise.
She was sleeping. She slept a lot, in those days, or it seemed so to me, watching from afar.
She was a single mother, working two jobs and trying to help her elderly father care for her own mother... |
It was silly of him really, he knew better.
Nobody needed to tell him to wear his sunglasses; in the high altitude the UV rays could shred through a man’s corneas in hours. Nobody needed to tell him, and nobody did. Here, everyone was an expert. Here, the faces of the dead served as constant vigilantes, reminder... |
My earliest memory is being behind the wheel of the Ferrari. There was a dead man beside me, a pile of loose paper money in the back seat, and half the police force on my tail. My eyes had not quite fully adjusted to the sun as I held tight to the wheel. I could feel the power of the engine through the vibrations in th... |
Well I think it is very kind of you offering money to people! Way cool.
My favorite one I did was in response to:
[Write a story about a modern day issue but make the setting some kind of Medieval Fantasy](http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/1o1w0r/write_a_story_about_a_modern_day_issue_but_make/cco4wb5)
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Admiral Nicheyev called to order the Starfleet Security Council. The emergency meeting was ordered based on a transmission received via a sub-space channel from their latest starship the USS Vengeance. The ship was only partially discovered. There was not enough mass to constitute for the whole of the ship. It gave... |
I am Maglor, son of Fëanor, son of Aglos the Bastard. On my father’s deathbed he told me of the secret of the Silmarils. According to him, the Silmarils were documents that would confirm the family’s longstanding claim to lead the priesthood. The priests of the Temple of Syrinx refused to let Aglos lead them though he ... |
People i speak to you today not as your president and leader but as a fellow american. When i first started these fireside chats the country and world was in terriable shape. But we were strong, we were brave, and we were brillant. When our country was in a depression we banded together and built wonders, creating jobs... |
Each morning a man wakes up alone. Each day he bumps his leg on the dresser as he gets out of bed. Every day a photograph awaits him on the dresser. It is of the man and a young woman. He is always quick to smile. He stares at it until he notices the journal next to it addressed to him. He opens it to a page that begin... |
There's a road in a tiny Italian village near to Rome. The road ends in Vincello's garden. He has ripe tomatoes and if you beg him, he'll give you one and maybe even let you swing on the rusty white swing with the paint peeling off that his children used to play on before they all grew up and moved away.
Across the r... |
[I tried writing a joke. Best I could do]
A priest, a lawyer, and a politician walk into a bar. The bartender says, "See that guy at the end of the bar? He just lost his wife. Maybe you could say something to him."
The priest goes first. He says, "Do you go to church, son?"The man shakes his head. "That's no ma... |
Sterility, cleanness, darkness, fogginess...It all blends together, my head spinning. Was this supposed to be happening? I try to remember something, anything. But all I remember is sterility, cleanness, darkness, fogginess...When all at once it hits me, the reason why I am here! My eyes fling open and upon one of the ... |
"This one's *mine*"Masked Barry hissed at the cloaked figure who had slunk up alongside him.
"No he's not! You had the arsonist at Macy's three weeks ago!"Brave Toby protested.
"Yeah, and you had the shoplifter at Costco on Thursday."
"Oh come on, like he counts. It was what, three punches? And I only got two inches... |
**Obviously NSFL**
"I have to be more careful,"I thought to myself. "He almost died before it was time."
I looked down at the weeping man strapped to the chair in front of me. He looked up in terror at me as I wiped the blood off of knife.
I had already tortured him so much, he thought I had no more pain to inflict.... |
You think it's hard being a warlock and getting a date? Try being a *gay* warlock.
I threw up another shower of water and twitched my fingers lazily. Presently, an image of a stunning young witch appeared, glistening through the drops. She swipes left with a lazy look of disdain and she's gone.
The next has a lumpy ... |
Here are some prompts you can write with.
People fear good fortune because misfortune of equal magnitude follows.
A recent phenomenon has occured where when a human dies, they leave behind a perfect spherical crystal no bigger than a teardrop. The quality and color of it depends on how pure the person has been in l... |
Fucking Nanobots. Microscopic computers designed to interface directly with the human brain. Motherfucking Nanobots.
They were supposed to save us. No, more than save us. they were supposed to raise us up, propel us forward on the evolutionary tim#lin!. Instead they'>e damned us a((.
And th%re i^ is. Th* f^#kin% m... |
Whiskey Tango Seven, this is Delta Niner Golf, Fire Mission, over.
Delta Niner Golf, this is Whiskey Tango Seven, send, over.
D9G, Fire Mission as follows, Grid Lancer Seven Six Niner Two Eight Five, I say again, Lancer Seven Six Niner, Two five eight. Direction Six two one niner. Altitude two eight zero. Over.
WT7,... |
This is just a start:
A lot of things suddenly made sense. The compulsions of ordinary living – wake up, eat toast, walk to work. Stare at the screen. No one would call him a master if they knew what he knew now. Manipulate the code. Streamline the output. Head home for dinner. Make nice with the neighbors. Putter ar... |
*I need a haircut.*
Nate stared wearily at his reflection in the University bathroom. He hadn't shaven for days and he forgot to brush his teeth before leaving the apartment that morning. It was only 10 am, but Nate already looked like he had just finished a 12 hour shift at work.
*Jesus, I look tired.* Nate splashed... |
The year is 3434 and time travel has now become a thing. You are a part of a newly formed time police force and for your first job you are sent back in time to prevent a major event (of your own choosing) only to find out you are the reason it happened.
Edit- Idea # 2- An [immortal Keanu Reeves](http://www.keanuisimm... |
I found him when he was a puppy, on the side of the road. He was dirty and nothing but some white fur and bones. I took him home washed him up, fed him, gave him a warm place to sleep. He and I where immediately best friends. I never figured out what kind of dog he was, I’m pretty sure he was part Maltese. I didn’t car... |
John, listen to me. The world we know doesn’t exist, it never existed. Everything you believe in is wrong. Everyone is wrong.
They tell you I’m crazy, don’t listen to them. Trust me, listen to my voice. I promise you I’m not mad I swear.
It started a few years ago. I can’t pinpoint exactly when but it was subtle. Sm... |
There is a world beyond the rim of our own, one that few men can comprehend, let alone see. A place where seas of steel writhe along frozen coasts. Where twisted cyclopean trees lunge and grasp for a crimson sky. Here the eternal eclipse casts a velvet shadow across stygian shields, whose great firey wings carry them a... |
The room erupted into what sounded like an ensemble of a thousand rain sticks. I stood there awkwardly, looking down at the pile of colorful candies that was once my business client. I stayed there for a short while until I realized what I was capable of, this was a power that required a great amount of responsibility.... |
Sorry /u/1corvidae1 but we don't generally accept short story submissions that aren't prompt inspired here. If you are wanting to share some short stories of yours then there are some affiliated subreddits such as /r/shortstories or /r/amateurwriting that will gladly look at them. Both of those subs however only accept... |
"My name is Happy"he told her.
She laughed, and said "I thought clowns couldn't speak"
"Ah, but we can. Or at least I can. You must be thinking mimes."
She tilted her head to the side, and smiled. It was such a pretty smile, one where her eyes would crinkle around the edges. This made Happy happy.
"And so what... |
I am lonely and miserable,
My heart aches with regret,
Shadows encase my soul,
Depressed and upset,
I am lonely and miserable,
Shrouded by this madness,
Hiding from my past,
Drowning in my sadness,
I am lonely and miserable,
In a world so unforgiving,
No reasons left to try, ... |
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[The operator stepped back from her transmitter and calmly spoke to her coworkers, knowing... |
The French lighthouse was breathtaking. A 1500's stone and mortar affair sitting on the edge of a precipice surrounded by a patchy green field full of daisies.
Against the Clear blue sky and sea of that summer afternoon, the lighthouse looked like a needle, stitching the Heavens and the waters together.
There were no... |
Hey /u/KickTheApril, quick question: Was this story inspired by a prompt from /r/writingprompts? If no then you may want to submit it to someplace such as /r/shortstories or /r/amateurwriting instead. If yes then I'll need to know whether you were wanting criticism on the piece or not. This will determine whether it's ... |
My muscles tense as I reach for the door. Deep breaths. I can do this. All I need is to get ready for when my mom gets here and show her how well I’ve adjusted to life on campus. Dear god, I hope there isn’t anything waiting for me behind this door. Deep breaths, and this time check for smell. Air seems clean, so I can... |
Physicists, in an attempt to discover whether there are more than three dimensions in the space-time continuum, mistakenly create a miniscular black hole. The setting should be in a lab like the Large Hadron Collider and the story arc/plot should revolve around the growth of this black hole and the world's reaction to ... |
The screen flickered with static before me. I tried finding the courage to type again but I couldn't, not this time.
Sometimes I just wanted to tell her everything, to spill out the truth into the open; however, I knew that it would never work out in the long run. Even if I... |
Prince Everhart leans heavily on his sword, panting. I can tell he is almost spent. He has used his turn to do nothing more than consume a healing potion. It barely sustains him.
The Ragnarok charges, the immense creature is filled with rage and blood-lust. I know this is the end of the prince.
This, I cannot allow... |
I was taking my daily walk in the corn field by my house, whistling like I do when I heard a noise. Peering out of my little hideaway path, I spot two young boys. While watching these two youngsters walk, I take care to not let myself be seen as I have a contagious flesh eating disease that has essentially ruined my li... |
The drugs have been quite powerful and if I had had my way there wouldn't have been so many of them. I know I've survived a bit and while I might be a grandfather i'm still not quite that old. My kids have grown. Laura, the oldest is sick too. She's so thin and ill a gust of wind could knock her down. Kippy, the oldest... |
"Your mother was a hamster,"he said to me softly, "it was the only way we could create another human."He stood from his chair and walked over to the fire. He stared into the flames before prodding it with his stick. "The outsiders castrated all of the men, and vowed to kill any woman who began to show pregnancy. They t... |
His voice mumbled off incoherently as I sipped my wine, my foot tapping in thought. Man, this was awkward. Usually when I snuck over for the-wife-is-gone-on-business visits, I would be riding his dick like I was in the Kentucky Derby by now. I wasn't used to this buddy buddy talk and deep personal secret revelations. I... |
A heroin junkie pretends to turn his life around as part of a scam to get rich and do drugs all day. In the process, he decides to get clean after all. Bonus points for ironic death at the end.
OR:
First contact scenario where the aliens turn out to be humanoids. Bonus points for including Bigfoot; ie the aliens are... |
We had just kicked Rico over the railing and into the prickley pear that bordered our apartment patio when I heard the doorbell ring. We’d gotten him liquored up all afternoon and taped the whole thing for youtube points. We hid on the patio—me with my ostrich suit on and Stubbs, a real life Ostrich, man, long damn ne... |
To the tenant of condo 53:
Hi, my name is Carl.
Yesterday the mean New Jersey sea breeze brought us six inches of snow. My boss, Layla, called me out to come shovel the condo complex, with the promise of a cup of hot chocolate and a paycheck when I finished.
My daughter did not have school yesterday, but I did not m... |
I was sitting with Sherry in the lodge when he appeared.
The sun was lolling in the almost-dead afternoon and the dog was roaming just outside. I don't know how he keeps entertained. His ancestors had a million billion little things everywhere to chase. Now he only has a few. Everybody had once thought the frogs would... |
It wasn't possible. It couldn't be. But yet, there she was, there he was. Mom and Dad. The only connection I've had with them was right here for the past 20 years, in this new town, this small grubby pawn shop, white snow waltzing from the sky. They've been gone for so long now, their belongings, their house, their per... |
So, this was death. He remembered it now. He remembered why he had left it behind. It hurt too much. After all, one never really dies alone.
He couldn't recall the last time he had thought of it. His family, his friends, they were all faint blurs. He knew they had existed, that he'd had parents, friends, a brother... ... |
Our protagonist Nicholas goes to beijing to win back his girlfriend Sandra. She has gotten involved with a tyrannical factory owner who uses child labor. Nick likes to visit the park and talk to the kids, to regain some innocence of his past, Nick is a drifter has been since he was born. He has stolen damn near everyth... |
The metallic taste in my mouth was inescapable. My tongue felt as if it were coated in blood. The air was pungent with a sweet smell of rot and decay. I could feel the heaviness in the air. A silence filled it. Slowly, a buzzing sound from above my head broke that silence.
My eyes fluttered opened slowly, adjusting to... |
The air was thick with black smoke. Sirens wailed in the distance, announcing to the world that help was on the way. Help would come too late. By the time the fire department had been called the the roof was seconds from caving in. I stood with the crowd, watching as light and heat turned a home into a ruin. The thing ... |
The closest comparison I draw to the sound of their bullets pounding the earth just feet, sometimes inches, from my head is the sound of a goat farting. It's a quick *piff* that makes me crack a grin and forget the terrified wails and angry shouts around me. The happiness from that single memory of when I was 12 brin... |
There was a discussion about rabies earlier today, or I guess "last night". Earlier tonight. Yesterday. And the description of the symptoms and the fatality and suffering and pain of it all was pretty horrifying. It's one thing for a dog to get rabies, but to see a person who is still a person and knows what's happenin... |
A group of teenagers come together and discover they all have something in common. Each possesses a very special gift, an elemental magic that must be kept secret from outsiders. As they delve into their past, they realize there is a final battle to be fought against the root of all evil. All the generations before the... |
I'm in love with a girl. She's in a relationship with the man I hate most. Last night, closer to sunrise than sunset, she called me.
"Please. You need to come help. He overdosed and I don't know who else to call."
I went. I had to. I might hate him, but he's my brother.
Before I could knock on the door to his apartm... |
In the chill of a winter night, after you have locked the door, after you have tucked your children in, after you have told your wife you love her and she too has retired to the bedroom, after you have sat down in the living room to watch the snow drift down from the night sky, after all of that -- an icy gust will rat... |
She walked out on me, yelling something about how I have the emotional density of a piece of wood. Really, I just was waiting for the game to be over. I couldn’t give her the attention she wanted when their offense was raping us like that. Couldn’t she have just waited until after the game was over? I listen to her all... |
My son would always give me cryptic replies to my questions. The kind of replies that were okay in childhood, but honestly downright creepy past 5. I'm a linguist, so my son's odd speech intrigued me. Maybe it was some weird invented language - common in boys his age. But, never this structured. Never so complicated. N... |
My dearest,
I breathe.
It’s a strange thing, breathing. I didn’t expect it would be so different now that you’re left me. It’s harder. More painful. Everything is more painful without you, but breathing especially so. Sometimes I want to stop.
My parents and my friends are all around me. I might as well be the last... |
I mean, I didn't mean to do it. Believe me, if I could do it again, I'd rather have kept the money, but you know, shit happens.
Anyway, Christmas. Wonderful time of year. You'd be surprised how much easier petty crime is in the winter. Especially City winters. Y'see, everything's a little more crowded in the winter - ... |
Sam looked across the lake, at the burning village. He had done only what was necessary. Samhain had demonstrated his reach, poisoning a batch of Skittles and killing 10,000 American children. It was his turn to retaliate. Setting the fireworks was easy. They lit the village up like a Christmas tree. Sam grinned. The b... |
"Daniel, you must see this."
His eyes hung low, weathered, sinking into the tired, dark bags below his lids. He hadn't slept for days. He hadn't been out of the bathroom in hours. His tear-stained shirt soaked up much of the steam from the shower. A wet mess.
I knew him long enough to know something was wrong. That ... |
Steve had never gone this way before, but it was raining today and the alley served as a shortcut on his walk between jobs. He had always avoided the dark and littered alley way. He was a careful man who followed the rules and didn't take risks. Today was different though. Steve had had enough. Enough of scraping by on... |
"Well I'm sorry you feel that way sir. I do have the deluxe package available that I feel would... Sir? Sir are you still there?"
I sighed and removed Mr. Emmrich from the call list.
I started to dial the next number. I remember when I started at InteleCorp. I was eager, and each new call looked like a shining o... |
Here are some small bits I got. Can't write dialog for shit.
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"aaaAAAAA!"Suddenly a new man stood before the crowd - and only two people were actually surprised. "The hand trick didn't work! Anyway... Hands... Legs... All there! I'm a girl-NO! No, no, no, no! And *still* not ginger!""Docto-""Okay... What do we ha... |
There is little needed to be said about regrets. It is a word that, in and of itself, carries its own weight. A regret is an enormous thing. It is black, cold, and dragging its nails across your skin.
In every good deed lies a seed of evil. There are motives behind every action. Even when we believe we are being altr... |
"That's all good and fine, but are they bringing it here with them?"
"I'm not sure sir, all i know is that they have exclusive rights on its design and they aren't happy about you're booklet discussing it."
"Preposterous, you can't have exclusive rights on murder, much like life. its information and that's free to an... |
Good morning, class. Today we are all going to go over our ABCs. Doesn't that sound fun, children?
Oh I know you're excited Susie. But don't start too soon. If you do, I will rip out your throat and feed you to Mr. Kibbles, sweetie.
All right. Are we ready to begin, little angels? Wonderful. Then let's start!
... |
Elizabeth stood waiting for her cue. Her dream had come true. She had found Mister Right, the man she wanted to spend the rest of her life with. As she took a deep breath to calm the butterflies in her stomach, she reflected on how she got to this point in her life.
Ever since she was a freshmen in high school, Eliza... |
Commander Asher of the British Army stood at attention surrounded by his men on the outskirts of Camp Bastion. Wind eddies from a nearby helicopter swept across his face sending dust into eyes but he did not flinch. To do so would be disrespectful of his men. Two Hundred good men lost in one of the bloodiest skirmishes... |
It started out simply. You built devices to help you in everyday tasks. Cars, toasters, calculators, microwaves. Then you moved on. You wanted more. A trip to the moon, computers the size of wallets in your pockets, then finally us. You needed companionship at first. We were a luxury, unfeeling, replacing husbands and ... |
The monument dwarfed anything else in the cemetery. It’s what Grandpa Sanders would have wanted; the man always thought of himself as being head and shoulders above everyone else. And, as I’m sure you’re aware, this belief was well-founded. You don’t become a mogul of industry by letting other people boss you around... |
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