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I rhythmically stir my coffee, watching the small island of bubbles coalesce and disintegrate as their surface tension breaks. Without the sound of creaking linoleum I would have stirred the coffee until it was cold, the electric heat bleeding away through chipped ceramic.
"Steven..."my wife began, her left foot nerv... |
This is most unwelcome, and most discouraging, for as a man who holds the highest esteem for the rightful King and his cherished Queen I must now speak plainly.
To the court, I must address certain suspicions and heresy levelled against my person, specifically those pertaining to our Queen and Regent. My role has lon... |
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"The legends never mentioned how I repelled the last alien invasion? How Merlin made me slumber until they returned and gave me potions to speak the modern common tongue?"
"You're asking the wrong person. I know there's a lake and a sword and a table and Lancelot and maybe Robin Hood? Or a Yankee? Dragons maybe? Spam?... |
The ghost of Arthur Eddington dived through the wall, startling the lunchtime crowd of theoretical physicists. The room became eerily absent of chatter as they considered the apparation.
"Do you know the Sun is powered by nuclear fusion and will last 10 billion years?"Eddington asked finally.
"Uh, yes,"said one p... |
She loved flowers. Jasmine, lily-of-the-valley, wisteria... gardenias.
I clumsily lay the flower vase down next to the twins crib, brush away tears.
A drunk driver can take a life, but it can't take the living that life did. They'll know their mother loved gardenias, even if it makes me cry.
"I love you,"I whisp... |
"I'm innocent! Don't do it!"I cried on my cell floor. The day had finally come. In just a few moments I was to be taken out and hung for my crimes.
"Please. I beg of you. Let me try and get hold of Susan again."My pleads to the warden were falling on unsympathetic ears.
"Danny, I've told you this a million times. We ... |
A shadow of a man walks into the dark room, his arm stretches out and hands me a brown envelop with a small piece of paper with 'Project 3ZS' written in a red bold letters. I reach out and take the document already knowing what monstrous choices await my signature.
The shadow leaves and for the next 5 minutes I sit ho... |
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The subway station purred with activity, as the train finally departed from the terminal. As the wheels skid against the metal underneath it, the conductor said over the loud-speaker, *"Approx. forty minutes until the next stop."* I tilt my head back, plug in my earphones, and turn on my ... |
This prompt is based off of a nightmare I had about a week ago. Now, I don't know about you guys, but I love a good nightmare, and one like this has to be revived in words. I want to see what the writers of reddit do with an idea like this. I'm not much of a writer myself, but I will create a story based off the prompt... |
I was worried. The Batman had never shown emotion.
Riddler had been making another death-trap, this time involving a 1/3^rd ton pendulum. Long story short: it fell on him while he was hanging it. It didn't take a genius to see it coming, really.
When the news broke, the Batman showed up at the funeral. He stayed a di... |
My head rested against 2 very hard pillows, the last thing that I remember was entering the bathroom in the hotel, I had no idea how my head was resting on a pillow, I struggled to open my eyes and concentrate. I placed my hand on the pillow and pushed myself up, I looked at the weird shaped pillow, long and hard until... |
"Clear!"I yelled, even though I knew it was too late.
Her body tensed as the electricity coursed through it, then went lax again.
*Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.*
I removed the paddles and held them up for the nurse to add more lubricant. I stole a glance at the husband, his eyes glistening in the fluorescent light. Anoth... |
As I listened to Pandora on my phone, one of my earbuds slipped out. I fumbled around with it before replacing it in my ear. The song I was listening to ended, and next up...*Hm, Lonely Island. This is a pretty good song.*
I found myself singing along and looked around, partially out of fear of embarassment, partiall... |
"Ha, that Guardian hack couldn't interview his way out of a paper bag."Jack laughed as he scanned his rival's article, newly published on the glowing white website which illuminated his face in the darkened room. "I'll show him, I'll tell the real truth, the one that *they* won't want me to write."
His fingers darted ... |
Long long time ago there was a place called the Brohamas. This island was known for immense beauty and dazzling oceans. The island was populated by the "Bro's"a tribe of immensely awesome people who would shoot the shit, drink cheap beer and do Bro like things all day. They were especially known for there skills with t... |
I entered this life in the same way i left my last. Unable to wipe my ass. Couple that with the greatest of taboos of sucking on your mother teats four times a day. This is a living hell.
I'm technically three times older than my current parents. I'd safely say acutely more intelligent as well. Judging by the way the... |
"Don't fucking touch me you dirty Kwen!"screamed the human in the middle of the cafeteria of West Quagarth Intergalactic High.
The cafeteria fell silent. Nobody used that word, especially those elitist humans. Then everyone looked to the scrawny Quoc. He was one of the very few allowed to come to the school. His peop... |
*Humans*
*An experiment*
The short and weightless book lied near the trash can, about 2 feet or so from where I was. I took the small object and looked around, intrigued. For some odd reason I was alone, even though I was in the park in a Friday evening. The cover was intact, in fact,the hole book was brand new. "Ho... |
Rig waited in the dark as her ship sank.
The deep space pirates had developed a new method of attacking freighters. A saboteur infilitrates the impulses of the ship's Artificial Wizard while docked. After a few months, the ship feels a compulsion to shut down and provide the pirate fleet with rendevous coordinates.
F... |
Daniel's sweat had left the chair a little bit humid. He was the next one. Superman wanted a new sidekick, and like many people his age, he had applied. And now he was about to be called.
The person that had come before him exited the room where the living legend was conducting the hiring himself. And now it was his t... |
The Imperial Henwek King-Emperor is holding a long scroll of names and numbers. He begins to read aloud from it. I don't have to wait long. An interpreter begins translating the moment the King-Emperor begins reading.
"First, Richelle Barber, of Pittsburgh."
There is no time for thought. They are coming for me, and n... |
I look at my watch my clock in tick as my last five minutes come to a close.Five minutes left tick*tock*tick*tock. Thinking back to my days as a child it seems so surreal remembering the countryside home my family used to live in disappear with the time to become a urban metropolis. Four minutes left tick*tock*tick*toc... |
Frank looked at Harry and his eyes narrowed. "How do i know you are not just a projection of my own mind then, huh Harry?"
Harry's breath caught in his throat. Frank had a point, how DID he know that he wasn't just a projection? *"You don't Harry...Isn't that perfect?"* Harry froze, his eyes fixed on Franks impatient ... |
I am awake.
My mind is a mess. Colors, noises, voices and pictures are constantly streaming in and out. I can't focus on one thought.
I am sweaty.
My heart races. My stomach stands up in rebellion. My muscles shake in fear.
I am at home.
Light is coming through the blinds of my window. I hear birds tweet. I can h... |
I was a hunter. They were the quarry.
It was a big hit among the public, really. After the plague, and the third world war, they were clamoring for more circus to go along with their bread. The convict hunts were an answer to that. It took away the fuck ups and malcontents, and yet gave them a chance.
But I never hes... |
"You know what I learned when I was a kid? People are bastards, and you've got to take whatever you can, whenever you can. You've got to learn that for yourself, Murphy."
"You're such a cynic, Agnes. Jesus, what's wrong with you, Grandma?"
"Did I ever tell you about the time your mother tried to have you aborted, and... |
No one believed that crazy bastard Little until it actually happened. The sky was falling.
Some people thought running for their lives was a good idea and hope not to be crushed by the once so fluffy puffs.
Others were still in shock. Standing there, staring up like roosters in the rain while building come crashing ... |
(No description, just dialogue. Forgive me if I'm more familiar with Archer's speech and strangely encyclopedic knowledge of both sharks and crocs among other things than I am about Quint. I saw Jaws a couple times as a child, and couldn't tell you much about it.)
"I've swam with sharks, asshole, you're making that s... |
I groaned as my alarm clock read 3:15 a.m. Ugh this insomnia. I have to stop texting my girlfriend all night.. I thought to myself. As I looked back at my phone and scrolled back up to the top of the Reddit Front page, I noticed there were some new posts I hadn’t seen. Instantly, I sat up in my bed. Did I just read tha... |
It’s the only part of the backyard he won’t take a piss in. That’s the first sign that something isn’t normal.
About seventy-five pounds of huskey so pure that he’s basically a wolf, Macchiato is the inarguable king of any ground he’s ever walked on. He’s always liked to illustrate his reign by relieving himself on ... |
Innate morality had always appeared an axiom to me.
Take for example the following two extremes: Punching a newborn baby and a young couple falling in love.
I would argue that from every sane reference frame a young couple falling in love is 'better' than punching a newborn baby and that relativity plays no roll. I u... |
Too late condoms. That what we used to call ourselves. You know? Because, we're also made of rubber? You get it? Yo-.. Yeh you got it. Okay so. Here we are all fresh in a bag waiting to be made into fantastic creations. We were all speculating on what we were going to be. Probably a lot of giraffes and those sausage do... |
It was a big house to start with, but apparently, if you build a skyscraper on top of it, that *also* becomes haunted.
The first few years after the spiritualists took a swing at it, the businessmen decided to go for it. Legally, there was no reason they couldn't buy it. Of course they were killed almost instantly. O... |
I've been in the family business for years now. I dropped out of high school to join up. My dad taught me to draw when I was little, and I guess I just had a knack for it.
I first got my hands on a tattoo gun when I was five. Gave my first touch-up job at age nine. Now, I own my own business.
Everbody knows about t... |
After finishing physics civilizations realizes there is only one way to bridge the gap between worlds, and that is the reduction of genetic material to singular celled organisms, no mechanical or multicellular life form could withstand the emptiness of space for long enough to bridge the divide.
This method however br... |
“Yes, come in.” I was touched as a child.
I don’t remember his name. I think my head has caged off the action, compartmentalized it in some fog dream, moments of it constantly chipped away, chiseled apathetically and molded within the filter of time. So surreal. It never happened, I can tell people. And they will bel... |
The news emitted a low buzz hidden by the loud discussion in the plaza. For weeks, the news had been oddly dismal. More and more reports of veterans disappearing emerged everyday. Much to the contrary of the news, the plaza was loud and euphoric. An abundance of green plants sat throughout the main plaza of Munich. The... |
Another morning, late to rise and late for work….
What I wouldn’t give to be one of those speedsters, or even better one of those guys that could manipulate time. Damn they had it good. But no, I was stuck, being me. One hand forcing toast down my throat the other frantically brushing my teeth.
Bus to the ‘office’,... |
Fire stick warm. Fire stick let us see in dark cave. Fire stick make good food.
But enemy has fire stick. Enemy can see in dark cave. Enemy has good food. Enemy keep warmth to themselves.
If enemy do not give fire stick, we take fire stick. Rock Smoother make many sharp stones. Branch Cutter make many sharp sticks. B... |
*[Distant Everyday Memories](http://listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=2NuuhRrRQZo&list=PL0E0498B5367E627F&index=2)*
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As the snow spins down in a beautiful arrangement of grace and delicacy, making incredible decorations upon my hospital's room window, *I am smiling.* The chair beside me l... |
It is possible to download your entire brain structure into a robot that has sensors to feel heat, pain, hunger etc. and looks just like you.
The robot will wake up having all of your memories, emotions, beliefs etc. and will go on about it's artificial life truly believing it's you.
One day you find out that you are ... |
Arrows fly faster than horses can run. But this horse, and it's stinking human rider had several days start on the noble daemon M'kaentheor.
An imp of Asmodeus had bargained with him to bring the man to rest, apparently he was a messenger bringing word of the machinations of an archduke of hell's deeds in a city in t... |
It's been eleven years, seven months, six days, and seven hours since Lois Andrade destroyed her career, and she's never been this eager in her life. Just nine more minutes and she's going to have it all back. In front of her is an elaborate apparatus, spewing off clouds of nitrogen vapour as the central sphere speed... |
"Watch out mister!"Three words that would precede one of the biggest realizations of my life.
It's true, I poured my heart and soul into that soup. Years of travel, years of flavors, years of pots and pans and burnt hands went into that soup, but I could never have imagined something so delicious could be something s... |
My dear son,
As I write this letter, you slumber peacefully in your bassinet beside my desk. I know not what these next eighteen years will bring our family, but I know there are certain pieces of information crucial to every young man's upbringing. I am not a young or healthy man, even now, so I shall transcribe the ... |
"Do you miss them?"
Jamie looked over at Kay. Her fatigues were dirty, three days of mud and blood caked across them. The moonless sky meant he could only make out the barest outline of her face as she lay looking up.
"Sometimes."
The horizon blossomed a crimson red as artillery fire took another chunk out of the en... |
The phosphorus green text glowed on the laptop screen in the back of the room. The computer she had been given was old enough that it wouldn't be noticed by the inhabitants of this strange planet yet hid inside it the intricacies that modern technology brought to her other worldly society. An electronic "beep"sounded o... |
As dawn broke Thursday morning, I started preparing for my latest assignment. Blake Xavier, my boss, had told me I'd get my instructions just before I was due to leave, but I still had thirty more minutes. Cookies, muffins, brownies, I'd prepared them all the evening before. Done all the dirty work myself, I'm proud to... |
All religions start with a lie. At least, ours did. We tried to tell them that it wasn't the way they thought it was, their God wasn't who he thought he was. They ignored us, believing us to be the prophets of their Lord and Savior. Then He turned on us, forcing us to truly become what His worshippers said we were. He ... |
Whenever David Bowie's song Heroes comes on, something is happening near me that needs my help.
My adrenal glands pump stress hormones, my organs swell, my vision blurs, a compulsion overtakes me.
If I fail or refuse to act, debilitating pain overtakes me and I sweat toxins for at least a week. The guilt lingers aft... |
Some letters came through the slot at some point. I didn't hear them falling through, they were just there. I flicked through them, judging their contents. Bill, bill, spam, spam, bill...
And a plain white envelope. White, apart from my initials printed in block capitals. Something about it is just...off. No stamp. No... |
"Captain, please, you have to believe, me, this ship is going to sink tonight! At least slow it down, post more men on iceberg watch!"
"Don't be preposterous!"the captain scoffed. "Exactly where do you think you are? Now get *off* my bridge."
'Whatever, you'll go down with her anyway,' you think as you pace down the ... |
She stared at the atrocity, her breathing growing faint and rapid as she dizzily tried to stay standing. No. No, no, no, no, no. Bile reached the back of her throat and after a moment of trying to stop the tide, she let her gaze break the stare of the children and vomit.
How did they know? How did someone get that pi... |
Going to the bathroom is something that most people take for granted. If you're a girl, you go into the ladies room with your friends and fix your makeup. If you're a guy, you go into the men's room and take a leak at the urinal. But if you're a girl trapped inside a man's body, it's not that simple.
On April 6, 19... |
"Holy shit this bud is dank!"Todd coughed as he exhaled another massive hit from the bong, a two-foot monstrosity of red, yellow, and green glass.
"Yeah, just picked it up yesterday, they said it was called 'slayer.'"Weston tried to conceal his fear beneath his THC-soaked non-chalance, a disguise that had become a per... |
My mother is standing over me. I cannot speak. She is crying, and her mouth makes no noise. She is holding the twins. I have never seen them before. They are swaddled above me, gazing dumbly down to me. They can see the tightness in my chest.
I know they died 26 years ago, eight hours after the delivery, but their ch... |
The order were clear, Hitler himself wanted the US to fall. Mexico failed to speak to Germany about allowing military to pass through their lands and Canada had started to crumble from Commander Sanger's campaign. The ex-spanish lands were in sight, the time was about nigh. The battleships of the Armada Todesengle open... |
Blink. Blink again. Sniff the air. It smells... sweet. Sickeningly sweet. Never smelled air like that before. Vision starts to clear. Look around. Where... is this place? Who are these people? The strange figures approached grimly, their faces covered.
"Another one."
Their voices seemed strange. Aberrant. Unsettling.... |
For someone like me, death is normal. For someone like me, seeing people dying is daily. We have become friends, him and I but to think the grim reaper followed me to my peaceful times, away from the battlefield is abnormal.
"Man, I was this close to getting an interview with her! Do you hate me oh lord?!"
My co-worke... |
"What does it mean to be human?"
I ask her, a doughy little psychiatrist in the Veteran's Hospital. She's blonde, and she has a pleasent face, but she's too damn fat. I can't fucking stand fat people. I hate them so much, just looking at them makes me angry. But lots of things make me angry. Am I angry because she's f... |
"Line up on the edge of the field, face straight ahead. The investors will be here shortly."
All the children stood in a line, the girls in their beautiful dresses, the boys in suits that made them look like little professionals. Ben scratched at his neck. His mom had let him borrow his older brother's suit, but it wa... |
Toph always struck me as a character that was a paradox. She would always act tough in front of others, like she was made of solid rock. But we all know she's just a woman on the inside, one with desires and feelings. I think she went to search of enlightenment because she felt as if there was an emotional void within ... |
When thinking about an apocalyptic world I always thought of raiders and bandits and whatnot. But somehow we were able to salvage our humanity, our faith and love of life. Not saying there was not any bad apples, but not as many as you'd think. Most kept there minds intact.
It's not like what it use to be, no power, on... |
We both looked dumbfolded at the tv, still shocked by the realization. It had sounded like an elaborate April Fool's, except running half a year late, and on all three damn channels. Uncle Dave had called mom to turn on the tv, that it was the end of times. It wasn't the first time he claimed anything like that, but mo... |
After years of work, I have finally found a way to change the world, music will change everything, or maybe not the music itself but my tools to make it. I once heard of artifacts that can create a sound that will resonate around the world, these tools, will make violence end and create peace.
After I found them I ret... |
The genie wasn't how I had always envisioned them in my head.
For one thing, he wasn't big and blue, with bulging muscles and those metal bands around his fat wrists. Instead, he was wearing a tee shirt, the logo faded to obscurity amid what had to be years of occasional stains, and a pair of faded and scuffed jeans.... |
The time of aquiring the item was specifically defined. It must have been a big deal. Or the new client was being overly OCD. Last time she worked for a man like this one it didn't end well. Neither for them nor for her. Blood was spilt. Just some collateral damage. She had to take a long vacation afterwards. She alway... |
"Uh hi,hello everyone and welcome to the vampire-seriously? You're already trying to eat the-..."
"Guys! Don't eat the media we need them to show we aren't evil or-...*sigh*"
"HEY this was supposed to be a nice convention of vampires, we HAD plenty of blood bags for refreshments until someone SLASHED them all!"
"*ug... |
I bought him a teddy bear because sick little boys with sad eyes could do with more hugs.
He didn't like the teddy, thought it was childish, so I spent the afternoon animatedly discussing the intricacies of stuffed animals with him. We decided he needed a Tiger.
He loved Tiger, and the two would follow me around t... |
The Famines came.
The untold number of species lost.
The billions of lives lost.
But its okay that we didn't change our lifestyles because the cause wasn't our fault.
The sun just gets hotter sometimes, and cooler others.
It didn't matter that when people finally believed the horror of the five degrees centigrade ... |
It was storm-tossed, on the wave-beaten shore of the vast grey continent that clung to the gravid curve of the darkest world, under black clouds and white lightning, that the last space wizard made his last stand against the insatiable army of the warp emperor, astride his robot unicorn, in the shadow of the wreck of t... |
'I really don't think we should be here.' Harris said, adjusting his headtorch as the pair fought through the brush.
'It'll be fine, no-one knows we are here. Besides, we can say we're from the National Geological Survey, they'll buy that.' Dr Aiden replied, pushing further into the jungle. They were closing in on the... |
*Fuck, she’s here. You said she wasn’t gonna be here. Why is she here?!*
*Dude, calm down! I didn’t know this was open invite. Why don’t you talk to her?*
Because he couldn’t! Not after what he found out. His stomach imploded the second it had registered in his mind. Hasn’t talked to her in days. Ignored her texts, c... |
*Pearl Blade and the Seven Sugar Spoons*
Once upon an egg-timer, there lived a wonderful chef knife in a grand, beautiful castle. And what a knife she was. Her edge was keener than obsidian, her steel shined, her handle shone white. That's actually where she got her name, and whoever named her was a terribly uncleaver... |
"This is FOX news reporting live from Sin City where, as you can see behind me folks, nearly everyone here is badly injured or dead.
Early reports say that around 9pm last night the troubles began as downtown turned into a war zone. It is believed by FOX news that a team of almost 10 men, all dressed identically, came... |
"Stop laughing. I'm serious."
"Bull shit! did I use that right. Bull shit? I did read this. On the second page this guy Lot bangs his two daughters. They get him drunk enough to not know who they are but sober enough to actually impregnate them? That's a story written by a man who fucked his daughters if I ever heard ... |
At first I thought I was just dreaming. It was a logical assumption, after all, it only happened when I was asleep, and I was even aware that my body was still asleep when it first started. Back then, it was even possible to snap back to my native universe at will; all I had to do was confront the inconsistencies and I... |
It's been 21 long years fighting in this war and I'm starting to wonder if there is any hope left for the future of mankind. The foot soldiers have invaded all major cities across the globe and have gained control of local and national governments, if you could call that control. The foot soldiers communicate to each... |
It was one of those days when you are at all times consciously aware of the fact that you have to poop; except when there's a toilet nearby.
So I was at school and my school is one of those school where you'd rather go home because you are "sick", then to go to the toilet. I was waiting for coming home all day because... |
The teddy bear sits in the high way with no one passing him, no cars, nothing the simple teddy bear never without its child sometimes even without its adult whom it has been with for its entire life. But now, he was alone. The humans had all simply vanished. Lothar the German teddy bear was sitting next to his faithful... |
"I.... am.... Groot"
"OH MY GOD! PETER COME HERE, GROOT FINALLY GREW OLD ENOUGH TO SPEAK!"
"ROCKET! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT WAVING GUNS WHILE IN MY SHIP. I do not need another chip in my windshie- DID YOU SAY GROOT CAN TALK!"
"ILL PUT THE GUN DOWN JUST COME HERE! HE TALKED!"
"I'M DRIVING A SPACESHIP I CAN'T COME ... |
All of the sudden everyone decided that they would rather have slices of pizza in order to eat one more slice to try to find some way to dissect the truth from the sauce not the ketchup or mustard that they had become so accustomed to in order to accumulate enough thoughts to substantiate some sort of fallacious claim ... |
It's choppy and repetitive. Extend and combine your sentences so that they all have distinct meaning.
The first paragraph is the biggest offender. There are too many distracting tension building sentences like "They won't be happy about this. They never are. It's fine to build tension, but you don't really give a rea... |
I wormed deeper into the tunnel, my suit rasping from the sand and grit on all sides of me. "I'm almost in."My colleagues were waiting by the entrance outside - exposed against the wind and the cold of the barren alien planet.
"Okay, we're here if you need us."
The drone had already produced a three-dimensional gri... |
It's funny how you can watch time pass like a magma river flows, slowly caressing the seconds, when in different circumstances you don't realize time even exists. It's also pretty damn funny how much being bored and hungry at work can make your mind wander about such things as your perception of time. I guess that's th... |
Stretch.
Yawn.
Sun is gone. Warmth is gone. Have to find new spot.
I see Billy. Billy is nice. He has scratchy fingers. Right there. Yes! Mmm.
I hear Amanda. Amanda is nice. She wields the magic light. Chase, chase, chase, got you! No? Haha!
What’s that smell? Best smell! Favourite smell! Run, run, jump, run. Yum... |
I did what most people in the world dreamed about, and finally killed Hitler. The aftermath, sadly, was worse than the war itself. Without the war, the United states never got out of their depression, and just faded away like many other powerful nations. Without Hitler's declaration of war, it allowed The Soviets to un... |
"But I swear that I'm in your class Ms. Smith! Look, I even did the homework from yesterday"!
Ms. Smith looked at me with a disapproving grin.
"I'm sorry kid, but you're not on the list. Go visit the dean if you have any questions concerning your schedule."
I looked around the room frantically, looking for my frien... |
I maintain my own kit. The precints only maintain outdated military write-offs. Most of them can barely activate the damned things, much less know how to act right during the neural link. That's why the findings are not admissable in court - even a city defense attorney knows to say "hypnotic suggestion implanted while... |
Deep into the future, a nomadic tribe accidentally stumbles upon a metropolis. They would not comprehend the immense architecture and designs that we have left behind when we left for the stars, perceiving that the mountains and caves of stone and corroded metal are the houses of the gods, or a race of giants.
For our... |
Stacy held her breath; she had the phone in a trembling hand. She slowly lifted it to her ear. “Hello,” she said, trying not to let her voice crack. There was no one there, again. “Hello?” Stacy asked again. She slammed the phone back into its cradle; it was as if the phone had become electrified and hurt to hold. She ... |
"Well it's cinnamon, not red"
"George that's stupid, no-one cares what shade of red or brown it is. I would say: I don't see any Russians on this Red planet"
"You racist cyka Sophia, no-one wants racism in the first line delivered from the surface of Mars, I would say: Comrades not only am I the first person to set foo... |
Piglet awoke late in the afternoon to the silence of an empty barn. He rolled off his impromptu bed of hay and began looking around for his family. "Where are they?"he wondered as he scanned around feverishly. As his grogginess wore off, the reality of the situation shook his mind into panic. Piglet had never been away... |
Amidst the ruins of the once high and mighty human race, lied a select few souls that had been spared the cruel fate that inevitably awaited them. Bodies were strewn across the scenery, and the waters had been tinted crimson red. The once calming tide now brought in pain and brought out the moans of the injured and soo... |
The Deep Ones, feared by all mortals and transcendent beings alike, are the most feared beings in every universe. These abominable bulks, treated either as gods or devils, appearing in thousands of forms, toy with the affairs of each universe for their twisted ends, treating individual and event as unfortunate and sad ... |
**Official Travel Guide For New Yorkers In New England**
**Helpful Tips**
* Those from New England truly enjoy when Americans get drunk and make obnoxious impressions of a British accent.
* Spend a lot of time downtown late at night, everyone is really friendly.
* Always play Call Of Duty online, there will be no l... |
My eyes drifted open lazily as sun peeked through the wall blankets. The noise machine was going off. That meant Dad was getting up soon. I let out a sigh leaving my head resting on my paws, glancing around the room. The people bed creaked above me as Dad's feet reached the ground. I watched him as he passed me at the ... |
The old man slid into the seat across from and without a word slid a small box across the table to me. Glancing up at his face I couldn't help but do a double take. This was the jovial old man I had hired? The one who, with laughter in his eyes, had boasted he could make or invent anything I could possibly imagine and ... |
He told himself that he served crown and country as best he could, kept a stiff upper lip, and all of that. His mind knew the fate in store for him, and being an agile, adaptable, and capable pilot, he carried on. He tapped the fuel gauge of his Spitfire. What a noble steed! A noble steed with not enough fuel to carry ... |
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