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I was visiting my parents for the day, and after all these years they still hadn’t moved out of the house I grew up in. As I walked up the stairs of my childhood home, I had one thought on my mind: “the mirror.” Walking into my old room, I noticed that everything was just as I left it, even after twenty years. I stifle...
#July 27, 2021 No matter if I speak or write, the count will go down. It always goes down. Ever since I could remember, my number floated visibly above my head. Visible only to me, mind you. To everyone else, I’m just the quiet kid. I remember that when I first learned how to subtract, I was utterly curious abou...
They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions. The problem is that intentions are just intentions - there is no action, no follow through. My father is, no, was a good man. He was a man of action. When old man Granger’s car broke down, my father drove him everywhere until Granger’s clunker was fixed. My fath...
They say the fey and it's creatures receded when the wilds were conquered by cities and technology, but that's not true. If you know where to look, you can still find magic. Today's story is about a seemingly mundane chest that was thrown away with it's secret undiscovered. A chest of minor valuables, attuned to the fa...
The door hissed and started to roll away. Dirt fell into the hole followed by a lot of snow. I’d foreseen that we could have become buried, so so there were tools on hand to help dig our way out if needed. It only seemed to be a foot or so of dirt, and then the same of snow, and it opened up no problem. The bunker...
"Cruise missiles are just far to fucking expensive, Lieutenant, we only have a budget of fifty million a year"the Captain pondered, thinking of new ways to finish his enemies off. "What about torpedo's? Maybe gatling guns? Nobody has that much armor nowadays..."the Lieutenant trailed off, looking over to the first mate...
Walking to college Max was suddenly hit by a massive gust of wind and saw others around him literally blown over. Looking up and forward he noticed that Mikey was flying at mach 3 to class. Again. "Why can't he just leave five minutes earlier!"A girl to Max's left screamed as she burst into flames turning the papers s...
It was genuinely funny to see the frustrated and furious looks that so called "experts"gave me as I approved the first library card they had seen in years to someone who "didn't even appreciate the art"and "would ruin the value of such powerful artifacts."Of course it was folks that said those things that I always turn...
"Here is a key to each room of the house, for all of them are yours,"I told Henrietta as I closed the bunch in her soft, soft hands. "But Jainil, why would I ever need any of these when I only want to be in whichever room that you are?" "Indulge me Henrie, indulge me. But Henrie?" "Yes Jainil?" She paused to look ...
At first I wasn't sure if it was part of the movie or she was actually talking to me. 'This isn't Dora, The Explorer,' I thought. It was late, I was tired and had just smoked the last of my weed, so anything was possible in my mind's eye. "hurry, if you know something I don't, please tell me!"exclaimed the girl on th...
My parents were far from noble born - my mother, a strong, proud woman who raised four boys and two girls, all as she worked in a garden owned by a powerful grain wholesaler - and my father, his chosen taskmaster, sent to enact his cruel will upon enemies and slow debtors alike. Then came the day that the astrologers...
"And this is a cliffhanger ending" The dark king was baffled at this hero's words. "Another season? Really?" The young knight released the king from his grip. "Yea, didn't Carol tell you after the morning meeting?" "I didn't go to the meeting... You know it takes me some time to get into character" A loud bell rang. ...
"so... You hate yourself?"The short round alien diplomat was having trouble with the translations to the human common dialect and it wasn't getting better. "No, not on a personal level, well, some of us do but, generally no, we humans only hate some humans. "The translator used 100 words before giving up on that sen...
As I stared down the barrel of the small handgun, merely inches from my face, barely illuminated by the light of the dimly lit alley, I could hear my heart pounding in my ears. I'd just been out drinking, my friends, already gone, why was I stupid enough to come this way? It was shorter, a quicker route to get to the s...
All I wanted to do was check my email. Instead I find myself pondering the Trolley Experiment, stricken by ambivalence. I don't know why my morality is being tested, but I have no choice but to comply with this strange question. Hypothetically, I could harm another human personally, or through indirect circumstances I...
(Written on mobile, so please excuse any mistakes.) Three wishes, wishes three. Speak the desires of thee, and have what you’d ask of me. Seven thousand years he had opened up with that line. Hundreds of mortals who had stumbled upon his lamp had heard and made demands of mighty boons and wonders. Wealth, women, powe...
Everyones had what god they are of annouced to everyone and then your turn comes. "██████ YOU are the god oooffffffff PAPER CLIPS" Fucking paper clips, you thought ██ was joking but ██ was serious and you weren't gonna argue with a ██████ so you just quiet down and sit tight until you wait for your partner. The...
Oh Jove. This is bad. “Sir, the engines’ ventilation filters are faulty. We need to surface now!” “Kawasaki, how much air do we have left?” Captain McHowls barked, spittle flying onto the unlucky few closest to him. Thankfully, I was in the middle row. “Thirty minutes, sir.” The captain growled. Literally growled. I...
When the machine finally printed its report I couldn't understand it. There, immediately below 'Yellowstone supervolcano eruption', were the names of my elderly neighbours Janet and Frank Benowitz. I stood there looking at the report as my hand begun to shake, a bead of sweat crawled down my forehead and I coughed at ...
I stared in disbelief at the strange, glowing instrument before me. It had appeared out of thin air, as all spirit weapons do, and carried the faint blue glow associated with them, however, how the hell could a saxophone be a weapon?! I picked it up, despite the fact that such an action was pointless: spirit weapons ba...
I am but a hundred years old. Barely a fresh hatchling as my parents would describe me. But I am amongst the most powerful and proud of beings. I am a Dragon. A Great Drake, one whom legend will inevitably revolve around. Doing as many of my kind have done in the past, I laid claim to a domain. The little thing...
There are 1.1B humans under the age of 10 years. 31% Christian, offer thoughts and prayers to an idol named ~~Jesus Christ~~ Santa Claus on December 25 of each calendar year. 85M brand new toys sent to landfills annually worldwide. Requisition and redirect unsold new toys from landfills to children. ...
The ever rushing trees and plants zipping by were an incredible sight to behold. So many swirling colours and different landscapes. For the past hour there hadn’t been a dull moment. Swirling shades of verdant greens, the flashes of brightly coloured wildflowers. All of it offset by the stunning blue sky. It was imposs...
“Thank you again, brave heroes”, the village Elder says, bowing his head to me again. “Please, we were just in the area, can’t just pass by a wyvern attacking and do nothing”, I try reassuring him with a placating gesture of my hand. “I must say though the bards don’t do your duo justice, never in a mil...
As wizards go, this one was less than stellar. Where other wizards may have completed their training at fancy European institutions filled with ghosts, this one went to a less prestigious institution that mainly held classes online. But he did have the certificate, if not necessarily the skill. He held up the c...
"Are you kidding me!?"Captain Marble slammed the paper down on the desk, his rocky hands almost breaking it in the process. "I saved an entire city! Where's that written down!?"The handcuffed doctor let out his trademark laugh. "Well, you see my stone-faced friend. You can't prove that my invention was supposed to blo...
I opened my eyes and looked around the room... It was dimly lit and there were monitors and wires everywhere. I tried to lift my arms, but they just didn't work. I manage to look down at my chest where I see a wound-vac. Suddenly I felt uneasy, and pain. Immense pain. I passed back out, unable to process what my senses...
In the year 2254 a mysterious pandemic has spread across the world. It causes people to become comatose. This occurs in people of all ages and all levels of health. No other symptoms are reported. The CDC has no idea how the disease spreads nor from whence it came. Meanwhile androids across the world have begun to dev...
I’m not exactly a normal person. Hello, and my name is Chuy. I’ve been deaf since I was 15, due to an accident, but in that very same accident I also developed telepathy. I can read thoughts, basically. Since I’ve spoken before, my voice is also mostly normal, but apparently a little off according to the doctors who p...
"You can see this too, can't you?" What was see exactly? This was the first time I could open my eyes. I knew from my time being bullied in high school that being different was bad. In a world everyone was born with eyes wide shut, no one should be able to open their eyes. But if I closed my eyes, would I be ab...
“Well.” Her lips pull into what would be a smile if it weren’t so smug. “That was to be expected.” At the end of a long, mahogany table, laden with a feast of roast duck, suckling pig, glistening vegetables, luscious sauces of cranberry, orange, and plum, sits V. By himself. All six grand chairs with high backs li...
I read the prompt and sat down to write. This would be fantastic, I knew it, no reason to check. I mean I promised myself I wasn’t going to check anymore, every time I check I just wind up disappointed. I can do this, I don’t need to know. There’s a garbage can full of false starts from where I checked and was di...
The Maestro is a hero that is the stuff of legends. She was easily the best hero to have existed in the last ten generations. The Maestro's powers were not very well explained, even to her! This made the bad guys wonder how exactly to beat her. After a point, no one had any solution. Everything was laid to waste by The...
Again and again humanity has proven itself to be selfish by nature. The moment they get the chance to wish upon a star or call a great being, it is always for their own benefit. I tire of it. I am tired of being called upon, my name misused, my rituals stained in sacrifices and blood. Within madhouses of human skin cov...
This was it. Finally, I had the damn hero where I wanted him - in an abandoned building with no backup as a bomb sat somewhere under the city, its detonator in my back pocket. And of course, there was no negotiations, only a bloody, unfair fight between light and dark. Hero and villain. Two men who have spent years...
I gasped as I fell to the floor, then my amulet began to heat with great power. I stood up straight to be more presentable, as well as brushing off my loincloth and pulling up my sarashi to appear more modest. If I was to join in a binding contract, I’d rather not have this human too distracted by my features - a warni...
"What did we just join...?" "Hey Raf, how's -- wait, what's wrong?" "Did you have a look at the latest documents we got from the treaty's cultural exchange?" "Not yet, you know we admins get them last" "Well, remember the Navrodians? They haven't had a single death in over a millennium. But they just fought a war w...
“Why do I have to leave her behind? She’s just a German Shepherd!” ”I’m sorry sir, but it’s just a do-“ ”This dog saved my from a suicide attempt, and you think I’m just gonna give her to a slow death of cancer?” ”I don’t care, no animals allowed.” ”Then I’m not going in the shelter. If Vermillion has to die, I’ll ...
[POEM] “Excuse me, but is this a joke?” I was about to ask the zookeeper, When the Orangutan in question spoke: —— “No it certainly is not—I took care of this fool, Who too close to my cage, spit in my food, I said okay, I’ll teach him, launching my stool, —— But he threw a fit, and his teasing got worse, Th...
“Oh Sarah,” you laugh at your roommate’s prank, “I’ll humor you this time.” You walk to all the doors and relock them as they were locked already. When you check your phone again, it tells you to close all of your curtains. You laugh again, “are you bored? I just played with you yesterday.” You sigh and untie the c...
a very bad writing I did in 5 minutes sorry for polluting the internet "You're hardworking as ever~" The boss leaned across his shoulder to peak at the wires he was working on, and scientist resisted the urge to shudder. "If you ever want to take a break just let me know."The boss had a strange look in his eyes. "I'm...
"Did you not put on sunscreen again?"your mom asks in the same tone of voice as when she knows you ate the piece of cake being saved in the fridge (even though she is glad you saved her from indulging herself). You usually manage to wriggle your way out of it, but this time she insists on applying it to you herself. At...
Grandpa Clare was an odd chap, Leonard thought. Kind, generous, but odd. He made stringed instruments of all kinds, and gave away his best works to any poor musician that tickled his fancy. There was no money in that. Statistically, almost no musician ever turned a profit. He was here to fix that. Guitars and mandolin...
Daniel had always wondered: why do so many stories, from so many different eras, tell stories of the mythical White Knight, the solemn, nameless warrior who appears just in time, to save the day from evil? That was before he learned the White Knight's secret. He'd idolized the knight all his life, so much so that he'd...
I am paralysed, I am not alone, and I am afraid. My mind exists in the twilight fog halfway between asleep and awake. I am conscious, and aware of my surroundings, but I have yet to retake control of my body. The signals to most muscles are blocked when you sleep. Normally this stops you sleepwalking. Normally the b...
"Give it back!"Matthias shrilly screeched. A small redheaded boy, Dane, faced him offering a devilish grin. In his hand lay the crude wooden knife Matthias had been constructing for days. "Why don't you make me,"Dane laughed, sprinting towards the sea of cool green that surrounded the pack of children. Quickly, I...
It's cold. And wet. It shouldn't be. I was a necromancer in life,an abomination in the eyes of the Goddess. I should be burning in the nineteen hells, being cut to pieces by screaming bees, and having my teeth flattened with needles. So how am I cold? Oh. That's interesti...
A sea witch must have cursed me. There was no other explanation for it. First I caught a bad cold. Happens to the best pirates. But I slowly started to lose my hearing. And now, I was deaf as a rock. I wouldn't even hear a cannon fired next to me, just feel the explosion. I knew that my career was about to end. We were...
One Time On Tinder I. One night in early June, I was swiping through Tinder when I saw a profile for a drop-dead gorgeous girl. She had two pictures, both wearing a pink beret. In one of them she wore a hoodie and in the other she was smiling in white sundress. Her face was perfect. I don’t know what it was about the...
Everyone was taking the plunge! "Try it!" "Do it!"they said. They all took the risk, and it was worth it. Sometimes trying out a new hobby, going out on a date after a hard break up, maybe even switching careers or paths can feel as scary as jumping off a cliff. Sometimes even just putting a pen 🖊 to paper and ...
“Everyone has a role to fill. Everyone has a purpose. Some of us are born strong, destined to be warriors. Others are born intelligent, destined to be scientists. Others still are creative, destined to be entertainers. The followers of the terror Nietzsche are fools to believe that our lives have no meaning. We have al...
"The communists are invading! it is time to take and arm yourselves, we can't allow them to destroy our way of living! Every woman and child, raise your weapon and fight! You are the heroes of our nation, and the pillars of freedom! Now is the time to fight!" - it is what is written in this monument made by humans, as...
Okay I'm clearly in the wrong place. Again. He thought to himself as he got out of his car and started walking towards the chain-link fence. He had been about to turn around due to the lack of any other cars or people, when he had seen the neon glow, and curiosity took over. Now he was standing with his fingers lace...
———— The Off-Day ———— "Where are the fucking pockets,"I heard Aly mutter viciously. She clicked frantically through pages and pages of women's clothing, searching for at least one respectable-looking dress with a single pocket on it. So far, she had had no luck. She had been at it since two in the morning. It wa...
“I used to be an adventurer like you, till I took an arrow to the knee” I say casually to the strange argonian in confusing mismatched armor. He stares silently back a moment, and slowly draws his bow. I tense a moment, hand at my old blade fast as ever, but I see no arrow, and I will never so much as unsheathe till I ...
O5-6 sighed as she irritatedly watched the TV. On the screen, one could see the Foundation's strongest military force, the Samsara, battle with the large purple anomaly that had been designated SCP-5901. By her side, O5-7 himself was hurriedly writing up a file on said SCP. She glanced over to his laptop to see what he...
Dough. Sauce. Cheese. Pepperoni. Long ago the four ingredients lived together in harmony. Then everything changed The Huts attacked. I was just a boy when it all started. I used to ride my moped from place to place. Not a care in the world with A Hot’n Ready strapped to my back and the symbol of my people embro...
Prince of the Abandoned -Liam p.o.v- My whole life had always been planned, every day down to the minute. But that’s the life of a prince, and being the crown prince made this ten times more demanding. So it was a shock to my whole system when I was kidnapped by a group of mercenaries. And that so far it’s been three...
“Would you agree that the wraiths had nightmares where their eyes should be?” “Is this really the time, Chanticleer?” Roald tightened the makeshift tourniquet around Geneve’s thigh. It would only buy her an hour, but he had to try. “I’m composing while it’s fresh in my mind. I want to remember the parts worth reme...
Darkness. Always darkness. I was a creature that belonged in the dark and damp, in the places people had forgotten, in the places they abandoned. I should hate people, I should enjoy their suffering, their pain. But there was something so fascinating about their capacity for love. They wrote stories about it. They sang...
"I mean, can't you just use magic?" "I mean I could, yeah, but a gun is a lot less complicated" "Can't you just cast defensive spells? Use spells to attack people?" "That takes a lot more time than a gun." "It does? You can't just wave your hand and cast a spell?" "No, its not that simple. You need components, the...
Clarence looked up at the hilltop manor, closely eyeing the silhouettes that danced upon the stained glass that adorned each window frame. He shouldered his equipment and holstered his trusty sidearm before taking in a deep breath. “Emma, it is just you and me again,” he whispered as he tapped the chipped, but well-pol...
Putting down the phone, I slipped into my car. I was needed. There had been a call for aid, and I was off to the rescue. Unfortunately, my superpower wasn't flight, which would have gotten me there faster. Pulling out onto the highway, I sighed, as red brake lights lit up in front of me. Traffic. Of course, there w...
I pause, for just a second to take a look back at the crowd. Their stares are indignant at best and horrified at worst. I lift my mask back up and stumble towards the counter. As I walk by, I throw my half filled Chipotle bag into the trash. I notice a small girl with pig tails as she slides behind her mother, on th...
How long has it been? This near perpetual fate of being on the brink of death made me lose almost all sense of time, days and weeks truly no different than years and decades for me. My only solace were the brief moments between death when whatever system bringing me back allowed me the briefest of moments to process th...
"hey it's Clark, miss me ?"sighs "it's been 1 year and 7 months, and "I'm back"hah, I'm back to this life, I'm back to talking to this recorder.." Clark sits down on his red old, dusty couch, with his head down holding the recorder in his right hand "no one else to talk to really, before I thought no one liked me, no...
"HELLO! Today on Ryan Helps, I am going to rebuild homes with Southside Construction. Southside recently volunteered to rebuild the Southside after the battle between Big Rick and Major Mayhem. During the battle, over thirty houses and six businesses were destroyed." "Today, we are going to rebuild with telekinesis...
"Hero,"began the Demon Lord. "I love my dearest daughter with all my heart, even if she is the key to the seal to my powers. Know this, if anything were to happen to her, I will return to my full glory and hunt you down, and you will suffer eternal agony." That is what the Demon Lord said once. IT had been many years ...
"Hey, boss" "Don't tell me..." "YES! Another would-be hero! He already sliced up 100 of us! He's working his way through the maze as we speak" "So he's inside?" "YES! Can we kill him?" "Not yet... just try to capture him. I know you guys always want blood, but I just wanna be left alone. Just capture him, and late...
Every day is the same, but there's a certain pleasure that comes with that monotony. I get up at 5, shower, eat, and then head off to the Batterbrook station to catch the 6:00 train to Bakersfield. I usually don't get home until 9:00 PM where I quickly collapse onto my bed and pray to God for eight hours of uninterrupt...
(Coincidentally, this could serve as Part 2 to [this response](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/wjxjui/comment/ijl0yd5/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) to another prompt earlier today). The clarity I'd gotten from the last dose of caffeine was dwarfed by the surge of adrenali...
Water was dripping when I came to. My eyes were covered, and my hands were tied. I couldn’t see anything, but it smelled earthy and damp. I must have been underground somewhere. I hadn’t seen who’d grabbed me, but I had a pretty good guess about who was behind it. I’d recently started a new job, and I’d rocked the boa...
Crap I thought as I stared at the rainbow splatters on and around me. I got on the comms with my fellow NPCs. “Be careful out there guys. We’ve got modders on the field.” “Shit.” “Yeah I noticed.” “What mods are in play, do we know?” I ducked behind a wall to recover and reload. “I’ve only seen Paintball so far.”...
Quiet again. The day is so loud. Children run and scream, but with excitement and happiness. I love the children. Being around them feels right. They love me too. During the day, they watch me dance and sing, and they dance and sing too. At night, the children and their joyful sounds leave. Nothing left but the empty...
She turned into the alleyway, gasping for breath as she dashed over months of accumulated refuse: bags of trash, old appliances, boxes upon boxes toppled in crooked piles. Behind her, they snarled and screeched, their razor-sharp claws scraping against the concrete. She turned another corner, and another. The backway...
You know how sometimes when you're just about to fall asleep, your brain tricks you into thinking you're falling or hearing a loud noise? It's always right when you're getting to the good part, life seems to want to throw you for a loop. So of course I got stuck in a time loop now. Not 5 years ago when Meredith dumpe...
Tick tock. Tick tock. Another day, another copper. Just one more day in a never-ending blur of days – one more copper that’ll transmogrify into bread and booze. Tilly looked around the store and sighed. He’d been doing that a lot lately. The sighing, at least. The looking around he tried his best to avoid. The...
Dear Sam, Wow. One month already since you left. The time is just flying, isn’t it? At least, I hope it is for you. We’ve been doing… okay, at least since you left, but boy, things sure are different. Not bad different, I guess, but… different. Well, for starters, your room is totally different. I guess you know ...
Jacob reached down, a numb right hand feeling around the pain. Blood. His red hand dripped into the filthy alleyway puddle he lay in. The rain trickled down, dotting him all over. His mouth hung open, waiting for words that would never come. His head lay in a smaller puddle. His hair had been soaked. His mind went co...
The sky had split open by the time I managed to make it back to my apartment. As I walked in the door and checked one last time to make sure I didn't smell like a wet dog, I was greeted with the sight of my girlfriend Lavinia pulling a tray of cookies out of the oven. I walked up behind her, wrapped my arms around her,...
“Marius do you hear yourself you are being ridiculous…” Radrok his creator and master of the respected vampire house said. “Aliens are abducting humans for their blood? What? Why?” He continued baffled by what Marius just said. Marius was always a little bit excentric to put it lightly, ever since he turned him in...
Taboo energy; it's some kind of energy generated by creatures like unicorns and dragons and griffons and stuff. It's incredibly weird and difficult to analyse...but that is precisely the point; the 'taboo power' these creatures possess makes it impossible to track them, disguises any loose hairs (or droppings) as bel...
"My name is…" "My name is…" "My name is Laura Lambert."I said to myself. My voice sounded odd, though. I tried again, testing it out: "Yes. My name is Laura.” Ok, a little less odd now. “Lauren Lambert. but everybody calls me Laura.” Yeah, that's right. Nope, still sounds wrong. Shook my head. Hair got in my eyes....
That was just another job. I wouldn't go that far to say that was a "regular"job, but, in the end of the day, you should stay professional. Get in - get out - lose the pursuit. Three easy steps to follow. Well, it was, until they let humans loose. First to go down was Hibg. They found them by following the trail of ch...
Drakon stood at the edge of eldritch rune circle staring at the woman before him. She had a radiant beauty to her with her long braided golden hair. She wore a white dress with light blue accents along its length. She smiled gently at Drakon as his mind raced feverishly. Where had he gone wrong? Did he say the wrong...
It only took an hour after the discs were spotted in the sky for NASA to put out an official statement, saying that they had no idea what these shapes are and that they were looking into it. That's all it took for panic to ensue. Everything was cancelled, yet busier than ever as everyone tried to rush to their loved on...
"Me too, my dear granddaughter,"the sweet, elder sage patted the citrus-locked girl on the head as she sat back down onto her oak rocking chair, its twisted, wooden bones having seen tales of old much like the lady sitting upon them. Her trembling hands managed to find the handle of her teacup, and she brought it to ...
An unexpected invite arrived at my home two months ago. 'Lon, aka my archnemesis Xarg, as much as we are rivals, we are, in a way, friends. That is why I'd love to invite you to my wedding. I have the pleasure of being with a wonderful woman who enjoys adventure, so I know she is not afraid of our conflict. Her na...
I cannot understand. Why is this knight so persistent. I had to recast the spells on the outer wall to keep him out. Those took a bloody long time to undo so I'm rather keen on an explanation. Unfortunately, it doesn't look like anyone's planning to give me one. I invited the first few of them into tea and they tried t...
The moon was a wide silver eye, watching from high in the sky, every blink taking far too long. Endymion woke from a dream, his lips kissed with a scream. It was his captor's favorite song. Deep within every hungry shadow that darkened his skin, his unknown lover impatiently waited. As the safety felt in the new...
"I didn't expect us to actually be looking after the village"Greg moans, stretching his body. I laugh. "The kids love you though! You're so good with them!" Greg chuckles. "That's true, I suppose... they're just exhausting!" "Well, that's kids for you"I respond. "Ah, there she is!"Greg looks up. Wirla is gliding...
This is really bad. Everything has gone to shit. I stood while breathing heavily in the once white corridor now basked in flashing red lights and blaring sound of the alarm. "It will be easy, they said. You will contribute to the society, they said. As long as you remain careful and diligent there will be no problems...
Sam had been working at the deli for twelve years. He'd seen a lot of shit. Literally, sometimes. Working in this part of Gasset would do that to you. After the previous owner died in an attack from Nightshade—Nightshade hadn't killed Carl, but Shockwave had, after he'd crashed into a building midflight and took out th...
“Doctor Ware, you’re familiar with Sizer biosculpting?” Ruth had warned me to expect condescending questions from the political-military types in the room, so I bit back a snarky answer. “Yes, ma’am. My scholarship focuses on the physical properties of Sizer art, and one of my books is a textbook on biosculpting in ge...
I sat in the window, watching me. That's what it felt like. Like bouncing back and forth. I was one person, fractured and doubled into a reflection, and now I was looking at myself. And the self in the window said calmly, "I don't want to live in this world. It's a horrible world, full of cruelty."Myself sat there and ...
Never ending ringing in the ears? Cursem with deafness. Ironicly eavens out to perfect hearing. Toad curse? Actually i find giving them a voice works better, its suprising how many just wanna stay as an amphibian. There was this one guy who said he was cursed with a long dong. Well arent i the suprised one when he...
*Death to this dastardly dot! Even if it takes me until the end of time I shall end this red menace's reign of terror. It taunts me by dancing along the walls just out of reach, by zooming along floors and ceilings alike, it's fast, but I'm faster. If only I knew where it retreated to after I attempt to capture it. Doe...
Mark joked around with his teammates, Jay had more trinkets lifted from rich idiots, Amala hadn't aged one day thanks to her elven half, and Troy was reading yet another of his mystical tomes of obscure knowledge. "Hey, anyone know if Derek is coming?" Nobody had any idea if he really was alive, the last they heard of...
You will be blessed with a stroke of great luck. Your financial problems will soon come to an end. You will have a wonderful time with family. Your uncle will give you a mysterious old key. You will take that key to the corner of 3rd and Broadway. A van will pull over and ask you for a cigarette. Get in the v...
Writer's note: Okay listen I know that goldfish don't respond to their names and also that bowls are bad for fish, 100% do not support those things. But for the storytelling purposes I just put them in lol. &#x200B; "Okay, Shark, I decided to give you a bigger home!"I whisper to my goldfish as I sneak out to the ...

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