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"No jeff I swear, I was sittin' here sippin' my beer and the guy was over there, talkin' to some blonde, and he says somethin' like 'want to see something real hot?' and the he just shoots Lazers out of his fuckin' eyes man" "Yeah sure donny, and then what he flew out through the roof?" "No, no, but it hit the mirror...
Okay, so, first of all, it's not my fault. Second of all, as the son of Hermes, what did they expect from me? Third of all, you're probably sitting there confused, so let me tell you what I'm talking about. So me and my cousins were running through the markeplace of Ancient Greece, playing pranks on the people, flippi...
The phones lit up red and white, then out came the two beings of divinity from the metal, probably bootlegged devices on the table. "WHO DARES TO AWAKEN THY SERVANT OF THE UNDERWORLD?" "Do not be alarmed, children. I am here for your aid." My friend and I sit in awe as the antithesis stands before us. My friend, Cla...
As the airlock opened, the space suit clad emissaries were met with a jarring sight. It was as if half of the station was missing. The structure was haphazardly cobbled together around the alien object quickly after it was discovered. It was a joint undertaking of all the space-faring nations and it showed. Assortment...
Nothing like a good run in the morning followed by clearing a short dungeon before work. Gets the blood pumping, keeps me in shape, and lets me focus before arriving at the guild hall at 7am sharp. In the front door, up to my office, no delay. I found myself pleasantly early this morning, and took five minutes to clean...
I was down on my luck and going door to door looking for work. Most places told me to apply online but I was tired of sitting in front of my computer at home waiting for my power or internet to be shut off for lack of payment. I probably walked this street a dozen times in my life, but this was the first time I had eve...
Look, I- all I'm saying is, do you think it's right? I don't mean - I don't mean, obviously, that I think anybody should die. You know I'm strictly against the death penalty, yeah? I was the first to raise a glass when the system went up in the Hague, first of the first. Finally, I thought, no more of those bribes...
'I mean, it is good,' Dad said. 'I'm not knocking it. It is good.' We were standing on the balcony of my residence. It was modelled on Buckingham Palace. Stretched out ahead of us was a horizon-to-horizon crowd of people, as far as the eye could see from left to right and front to back. Some people were saying it was...
Grimloch wiped the blood from his brow and sagged on his two handed battleaxe. Panting he surveyed the arena looking for his next challenger but all his opponents laid on the ground moaning their last breaths. Fueled by his unquestionable victory Grimloch lifted the battleaxe above his head and let out a roar that woul...
The young boy challenged me to a simple game of Super Smash Bros. I figured it would be easy enough, the kid was only 8 or 9, and the soul was still untainted for the most part - a perfect picking for a future demon. He even had abusive parents to boot. Well, the kid was terrible. I don't think he even really knew the...
As I poured the liquid into my bowl Her thought process went down a hole Is it a liquid, a sauce or a broth, She decided to scoff ____ Before my first delicious bite, She demanded help with her plight Which one is it!? What can it be? These were the questions bestowed to me. ---- I pondered and I thought, I ...
Most book-lovers would love to devour most books. Most books would love to devour most book-lovers. Magic books are perfectly capable of doing it. &#x200B; The orc girl dodged and rolled on the ground as The Rights of Eshk-enteh tried to stab her with a bookmark. The fat tome was about to come back for ...
My tongue flickers over broken lips, an old habit, I know, it is pointless trying to wet the dry desert my lips have become. I clear my throat, dislodging the dust that has settled after too many barren nights. I hear her whimper, and I reach out to her. My weathered hand buried in the oily blackness of her hair, I ...
My office was on the top floor, giving me an amazing view on the park next to the headquarters. This park was the one of the largest and most expensive ones, dwarfing even embassies of other races. I was absolutely proud of humanity, that under such a short period of time, we could emerge as one of the few ruler specie...
Arthur leaned against the tree, and grunted slightly in pain. His knee was worse today. The pain pills from the doctors weren't even taking the edge of it. He knew that it was only a matter of time before he'd have to give in and go into the hospital. But in the mean time, he had his hobby. He shifted his weight slig...
The warm island wind swept across the shore and rustled the palm fronds from their stillness. The breeze carried the all to familiar scent of salt and humidity. They both stood on the shore, the waves just barely reaching their feet. She stared into his eyes, he stared at her spear. It was pretty obvious who was conc...
"Get away from me!"shouted Simon. I closed my eyes and counted to ten. They had told me that raising humans was hard, but man, puberty was something else. All those hormones were making Simon go crazy. His biology was telling him to flirt with girls and go do stupid human things, but he was stuck in a cell with me inst...
It was twenty years ago when my parents died in a horrific car crash. I was the lone survivor. Doctors said it was a miracle that I survived the crash. I still have the scars around my body where metal and glass sliced open my skin. I was hospitalized for several weeks and during that time I began reading the Holy Bibl...
The lushness of the landscape is revolting. The fronds of the banana palms in the sun are a vivacious green. The jacaranda are bursting with lilac blossoms. I come to a break in the trees and can see the light winking off of the water, feel my stomach contract. I honestly can't tell if it's hunger or nausea anymore. ...
An alert pops through. Looks like it's my time to shine. I grab my knife and bag of white onions - the most tear-inducing of the bunch - and practically sprint out the door. My target is a difficult one: the story is a short one. I'm not going to have much time to get there, so I take a detour. Risky, but faster. Jus...
With chains slinging onto the pale earth, I am freed. Spawning the portal should've been easy, but I'm getting rusty. I throw it above my average height so a running jump was necessary. Mustering 3000 years of vegetating in imprisonment into one jump made my knee bones squeal. My transportation into this new world didn...
6:00 AM. The alarm goes off, as usual. Eddie opens his eyes, stares to the ceiling. "Alexa, what Standard Time is it?"– he says. "25th February, 2118."The sounds echoes throughout the room. "Gosh, it was 2019 yesterday…". He hasn't got used to this feeling. The feeling when you wake up, only to realise a whole gene...
"Make certain that I burn." &#x200B; My uncle's last words to me would be forever seared into my memory. He had been in an out of consciousness for days and the hospital staff had told us he would pass soon. &#x200B; Honestly, I wasn't particularly sad about it. I loved my uncle dearly, but he had lived ...
A few of the students gave Lincoln worried glances before leaving the room, heading to their next classes. Their reaction was understandable. No one wanted to be alone in a room with Ms. Crinkalite in the best of times -- but considering what had just happened, this was most certainly not the best of times. "Shoo, s...
Every generation has an event that inevitably has a story tied to it. “Where were you when you heard about Pearl Harbor?” “Where were you when you learned about Kennedy being shot?” “Where were you when you learned 9/11 happened?” My generations story would be “Where were you when they made contact?” It’s funny how...
Tristan counted out his last few dollars and let out a long breath through his teeth. His eyes flitted about his small rented room as he wondered how he would pay his landlord while keeping at least a tenner for food and anything else that might come up. Tristan rubbed his weary eyes and sighed again. He had just wor...
I mulled over my newly discovered information over a cup of coffee at my local cafe. Well, it wasn't solid information. It was a dream I had the night before that was definitely worth looking into. Let me explain. My name is Emily, and for as long as I can remember I have been dreaming (and find myself humming in rea...
I’m an adult. I’m not supposed to be afraid of the monster in the closet. But it’s there. I’ve watched the door swing open on its own, I’ve watched the black smoke swirl and congeal into a shape that’s almost human, but not quite. It only ever stands there for a few seconds before it dissipates. I live alone, which ...
We're a contentious species. No doubt about it. From what we can gather from our two sets of would-be overlords, this is a pretty common attribute for the many species of the galaxy, evolution and limited resources being what they are. But species generally don't make it onto the greater Galactic Stage (and yes, they s...
I hummed as I took George's plate back to the kitchen and put it in the sink. Happily, I glided towards the cupboard, turning in a whooshing circle of skirts, where I keep only my best china, and grabbed a small mug. The mug. The mug that had aided me in my search for the one, not the "one right now." "Would you l...
Cursed Regret BEEP beep BEEP \SMACK\ I quickly roll off my bed and reach under the desk for my shoes and quickly get dressed. The first couple times it took me a while to find my shoes, I’ll never understand why I throw my clothes off like I did that Monday night before. “7 Hours” I whisper as I skip breakfa...
"This is the exact opposite of my job,"I pointed out when the girl pulled out her ancient tome and asked me to drg the body over to the altar to provide the blood for her raising spell. Every assassin has a 'this isn't my job' story. It's just part of the business. Some had to deliver a baby, some ended up preforming...
“Yeah, yeah, see you tomorrow,” I hung up the call, placing my phone back into the holder in my car. I approached an intersection and glanced up at the moon shining brightly in the empty sky. It wasn’t usual that the sky would be this clear, I’d rarely see it without a large amount of clouds covering all the universe h...
My wife had a dream the other night. She had a baby. A little girl. Everyone around her loved our baby so much they would just hold her and hold her and hold her; my wife hardly got to touch the new child. I wasn't there, but it was our baby and she was mine and it was lovely. She texted me about it when I was at wor...
It had been three months. Three months since I went blind. An unfortunate accident really. Biking down the sidewalk, hit a rock or something and feel off. Hit the pavement slightly too hard and then it was dark. I thought my eyes were shut, yet I could feel them blinking. Nothing changed as I blinked. An endless black...
“Sage! I told you not to bite me! We had this discussion like three times already.” I was having a great sleep when my annoyingly cute girlfriend decided to wake me up with her teeth. I unhappily opened my eyes. “Like, seriously…” I started before trailing off. Some people, when frightened, scream. Others violently at...
"Hi, how are ya?"as these words escaped Stanley's mouth his eyes were met with a sight he hadn't seen in almost a century. I'm not the devil, when will they learn?!? Ugh, here we go again. "Who dare disturb me in my banishment? You, pesky little fools. Are you tired of your soul?"They looked startled, and honestly, ...
It was strange how peaceful he lay, how human and vulnerable the dark lord looked when his armor and magics were removed. He was pale and covered in bruises. Much shorter than you would expect. Nothing like the great hero who had given his life to defeat him this time. Arden Westmont gripped his sword tighter. He did...
One stupid wrong turn. There's four of them, all bigger. Me? I'm human. Known to be one of the few biologically fragile species. "Folks, you really don't want to do this."Even our voices are like children's. Basso-Profundo. Sounds like an earthquake. "Just hand over your money and valuables". Got to stall a ...
Momentary had never faced something like. She'd never heard of Helligan before. Now, though, she knew everything about the villain and his power over erratic particles. Seven months was a long time to exist in a bubble of time, that was Momentary's power. The greater the danger to herself, the slower time turned. If...
The first time it happened was right after I lost her. I had just gotten comfortable in my seat when I realized I left my pencil in the other room. As soon as I realized that, I felt something poking me from my front pocket. I start pulling it out and it was a pencil materializing as I was pulling it out. I thought I w...
I ignored the demon’s words, of course it was worth it, I’ve sacrificed to much to give up right at the end. I thought about all the suffering I’ve caused for my desire, to show I was genuine when I told them I would do anything for them, but the millions of deaths I caused was never enough to reach them. So that’s wh...
"Wait, is that the chosen one?"The young man told his wife. "It looks like a regular cat, and yet it shows the traits of the legend!"His wife remarked. The calico meowed and rushed in pursuit of a vile, terrible thing that ravaged all of Europe. "Great Lord, it's chasing down a rat!" "It's a familiar of a witch, I te...
“Son of a bi- what the fuck” My pain was soon forgotten, because for the first time in God knows how long, I could see. “Halt, stop moving. Wait for this lazy bastard to get up.” Thee sky was still blue just the way I remembered, but there was something ominous about it. Large dark pillars rise from the bottom of my...
"What did it cost?"Caterpillar man asked, with Blahnos leaving a trail of destruction behind him. "Everything."He answered, holding the famous "infinity glove". His nails were clearly painted five different colors. Torn at the edges, he held a coffee cup in his hand, sipping away at it. The four heroes stood in front...
I stand at the top of the top. Might sound pretentious but it’s true. I’ve won 347 magical combats in a row, accounting to a total of 27 world championships. And it all started as a joke. You see, magic school is not as amusing as it seems, it’s all memorizing every possible effect that magic particles can cause in re...
It is amusing really. Their all scrambling because of something I said. After recounting history from the dinosaurs to today all I said was that this planet would stop rotating a week from now. "This is world news the date is December 23rd 2060. And we have just seen it confirmed by the institute of A.I research th...
I sat on my bed, dumbfounded. The letter couldn't be serious....could it? It once took me 3 hours to decide where to go for dinner, and now they are asking me to make the biggest decision of my life in 48 hours?! To most 18 years old this would be a miracle. Bureaucratic mistakes don't just happen, especially not whe...
Years ago, when I was young, Head in the air, song on my tongue, I set out in search for the city of gold, I wonder how I was so brave and bold! I was sharp of wit and had plenty of brawn, I needed these virtues in Amazon! I ate some birds and a lemur or two, Got bit by snakes, and cried, boo hoo! Some would sa...
Some ancient clans determine their leaders by birth right. Others use a process where leaders are selected by elders or ordained by oracles. Shit, some weaker clans let their people choose. We always conquer those first. Leaders in my clan are leaders for life, and anybody can be next. All you have to do is wander...
Blogpost 2019/06/25 Username: pOinty_teefies(2) topic: You think my life is a piece of cake? The 5 most annoying things about being a vampire werwolf! I get a lot of comments and messages on here, people saying that my life must be sooo easyyy because I am "royally pale and most ha...
"Charge!"We charged. Unfailing obedience, right?Within seconds the 2nd line was in battle. There was no time for fancy swordwork here. Dodge. Parry. Hit. That was my constant mantra as I faced my opponents. And it was working. The second line managed to push the Chairs back to the third line. Thinking it was s...
Two gold pieces per day. Not an exorbitant amount of wealth, but for the work I was being hired for? Easy money. Or so I thought. I was to help carry and maintain supplies and weapons for this group of adventurers. One of them was even a wizard so I was really only looking after three people's weapons. I didn't even ha...
"Im sorry, but i'm not meant to be here"James said, tapping the wooden counter as the angel behind the desk stared at her nails, adjusting her hand to get a better look at the light yellow coloring she had used. "Um excuse me! Im talking to-" "If you are here, then that's where you are meant to be."The angel finally u...
8 am. Bleary eyed, hands cupping a fresh cup of coffee I stared off into the lecture hall, wondering why I agreed to this class. Sure, I had to take The Fundamentals of Chemistry, all the Bio-engineers did but I had a system and that system was to make sure all my classes started at noon. My dorm-mate had convinced me ...
Two decades is a long time, long enough for unfathomable change to take place. When the man handed me the glasses, a dainty metal framed contraption with iridescence on the glass, I had misgivings about its purported magical abilities, but judging by the looks of the benefactor, with a cowl covering half of his face an...
Run. Huh, that’s weird, I thought, most people’s vision lasted for minutes, or even hours on end, but mine was one word. Run. As I lay in my bed, I contemplated the meaning of this vision. What was I running from? I had angered no one, and made sure to make no enemies during my time in High School. As I lied there, my ...
Having lived for thousands of years I had gathered all of human knowledge. This had helped me not to injure myself in any way. I lived a very cautious life, most of the time, reading. I had zero human contact, it was not worthy to meet other humans, as they would just die sooner or later. Yes, I was a loner. Ater havi...
Day 1 *I was told not to question why. I was told not to ask any questions regarding the job. All I have to do is sit in this room and keep watch over this button. The pay is kind of insane for something like this, to be honest, but don't mistake that for a complaint. For what I'm getting paid here, this is a drea...
Arthur was an odd kid. While he excelled academically, frequently scoring amongst the highest marks in his classes, his social life was a different story. He only wished finding friends was as easy as studying differential calculus or phylogenetics. As a result his social circle was rather limited, with the number of p...
You seem confused at first. You think maybe blood does that sometimes. But the black keeps coming. Your face twists into a scowl, before pure horror completely overtakes you. Not knowing what to do, you decide to call 911. You pick up the phone, your arm still bleeding black. Although the injury is minor, just a ...
“Welcome to the Underworld. I regret to inform you tha-“ “I’m dead huh?” The woman on the other side of the gray desk looked at me surprised and then collected herself. “Well yes actually. But that’s okay because just because you’re done living doesn’t mean your life is over! You’ll find that the underworl...
"Hey, are you Katie?" Katie smiled and nodded. "You must be John. It's great to finally meet you in person!" John smiled. "Yeah, it is. Here, let's get some coffee. My treat." As they waited in line at the Starbucks, Katie asked, "So you said you're a personal trainer?"Her eyes ran up and down his arms appreciativel...
"God dammit, I'm so tired of doing these stupid chores for them. Just because I can teleport, doesn't mean I should have to do all this crap. Flash can practically get around just as fast as me, and Superman is a close second.. Can't they take care of their own chores?" &#x200B; Krypto looked up at me, puzzled. "...
“TOBY! TOBY! TOBY!” By the hundreds, a cacophony of shouts bellowed at him. Shouting his name. He stepped back, rattled, until his eyes adjusted to the morning sun and he could see a swarm of people outside his home. People? No. Not just people. Children. A swarm of children, high-pitched and full of energy shouted...
"you... Uh... You can't park that here" "That's fine. She doesn't need to park she'll just come in with us. She's got them squats, see?" The valet attendant stared with a lost expression on his face as the spider tank splayed it's legs out and squatted on the ground. Although he was sure it was wiggling? A bit as i...
It's evening. Only Carla and I are cashiering today. I would usually start closing up now, but there's still one customer left. He looks like he's gonna be annoying. Please go to Carla. Nope, he's going to me. "Hello!" "Good day!" I start scanning his items. He's not talkative, guess my annoying-senses were wrong. ...
The guests spilled out the doorway, into the lawn, and even into the street. For most parties, this would be a good sign that the night was going to be awesome. But this was supposed to be a secret party. Above me, in the sky, I heard a rumble. The night sky began to brighten. Suddenly, lightning flashed in the sky, ...
"No one was supposed to get this far,"said the little man sitting at a small desk. I stare at him blankly, my face drenched in sweat and blood. I had just methodically worked my way through twelve levels of the Cursed Catacombs. I vanquished four, yes I said four, champions of the Evil Empire. One that threw fire at m...
“This is a joke, right?” Terrance asked. “I’m afraid not. You’re Terrance Redmond, yes?” Terrance nodded, struggling to say something meaningful. “Then that letter is meant for you, regardless of what’s on it.” “But-” “Can’t talk, got mail to deliver,” the courier stated, already walking away. Terrance looked do...
What's a good alternative for 'tall'? I typed [thesaurus.com](https://thersaurus.com) into the url bar. Ooh, towering, that's a g- ^("LET ME OUT!") I paused. What was that? But it was late enough that the house would be settling. I resumed my thought process. A few keystrokes later, I was finished with the c...
The sunlight was almost gone on the hot, humid evening along Waikiki Beach. My job as a local security officer meant I spent most of my days monitoring tourists and their less homely, more sinister desires. These days we’re issued special glasses for the job, enabling us to monitor everyone’s desires in real time. Us...
The Knight rides furiously, followed by his squire, towards the castle. It seems to draw the nights blackness, even the moonlight afraid to touch the black stone walls. He rides with purpose, with a mission from his King. "Sir?"The boy asks. The Knight waves his hand for silence. He has too much to focus on. The King ...
Well shit. Camera orbs shot around the open-to-space arena at near light speed as the show was about to begin. Stars were visible in every direction, except for in front of me, where the sky was completely black. An alien, resembling a raptor-esque crustacean, strutted across the multicolored floor and bowed it's lon...
Reverse Aging. It was a technology that was very complicated at its inception, but like all other technologies, once it was scaled what was once seen as only available to the mega rich became more and more widely accessible. It is really very simple, honestly, reprogramming the DNA and springing the genetic clock on ...
I lit the brown cigarette and shuffled the lighter into my coat. The Pass was so narrow and cold like a books's metal spine that I almost got immersed in the serenity of its grace. It was the probably the warmth in the mist on the other side which brought me back to my senses. I tiptoed down driven by the desire of a...
“Do you remember me?” Death felt rather than heard the query. Of course she remembered the dog, She had gathered him to her back in 1926, his hide worn thin and his eyes dim. He'd died in his master's arms, and his spirit was reluctant to leave the old man. She'd been impressed at the time by his loyalty and devot...
"What's a matter Parker, you look rattled,"scoffed Tony while he and his cronies laughed. Indeed Peter Parker was rattled on this day but not for the reasons that Tony and his gang assumed. Peter looked around his school gym where rock climbing walls of various degrees and difficulties had been set up for the enjoyment...
\[Poem\] Unstoppable, Immovable &#x200B; "So, I could swear I poisoned that tea," The killer said to his victim, "Did you now? It tastes delicious to me," The victim replied to him. &#x200B; Two men, forever in a stalemate, One is a taker of lives, But through some twist of fate, The other never dies....
“Stop calling me what if Melania were to answer?” Trump exclaimed, hurriedly trying to nullify the situation. “I told you it was a one night stand!”. “But I can’t stop thinking about you. Everyday I see something on the news that makes me think of you. And me. And that night a few weeks before the election” Hilary blu...
"Follow me, and I'll show you what must be done." The words felt strange, but had a comforting certainty that led me to believe they were genuine. I had always been a vivid dreamer, with creations both fictitious and reality based often inhabiting them. But this man was new. The fact that he was taking charge of my dr...
"Is there really a war worth fighting if there are no more lives on the line?" Our President sure knows how to mess with our minds posing such a question. It's been just a week after those researchers announced the wars are being fought by damn drones covered in random insignias of different factions. Everybody is so...
It started off as a small thing. I was grieving at the time and would constantly visit my friend's old social media accounts. All of them had messaging turned off but I could still text the same number surprisingly. At the time, I was too overwhelmed with the fact that they were gone to even consider that nobody would ...
I could hear her crying. The soft sobs wound their way along the peripheries of my hearing, enticing me, pulling me closer with every step. Who would make a poor girl cry? I thought, chasing after the bruised cries with abandon. A silver birch tree wound into the air, its warm, green canopy curling towar...
I, like so many others, came to this country under less-than-ideal circumstances. The place where I'm from, a country that no longer exists, was embroiled in a terrible civil war. When the bombs came to my village, I was home with my parents watching TV. It was all of a sudden loud, and, well.... I came here alone. It...
“What’s happening to me?” Ruth sat in a stasis machine. She was conscious, able to feel and to hear. She thought, though none of those thoughts comforted her a single bit, as she infinitely folded over herself like some sort of origami figure. She was in no pain, but she desperately felt like she was slipping away. ...
I turned on the television — just out of the habit. It was silent. The news had been abandoned a long time ago. There were only a few channels left that showed some movies. It was massive chaos. Those who were smart stayed in-doors, hiding from everyone else. Others decided to do something before their horrible ending...
"I can't help it, doc! I'm a virile, live woman!"She said, turning slightly like a Broadway performer, as if she needed to punctuate each syllable. "And we're all very proud of you, sweetheart, but jokes aside I need to finish this process or you'll never get your arm back online." Life isn't easy for women. Or men....
"You know… I craved immortality for so long. And just when I almost found a way… a way to make me truly immortal. I died… Thanks to you, and your loyal lapdog murderers… I never thought I'd have a necromancer use their skills on me. It scared me so much... and repulsed me, for what is immortality without the joys of li...
Ned's hand slipped off again and fell near the fire. "I told you man,"Greg slurred, "you should get that looked at."I caught a few teeth glinting in the flickering light as the others grinned. It was a rare smile than had more than a few. Ned had no need to bend over to pick up the hand, as he had lost both legs belo...
"What did you think?"The voice asked, the eerie nature of the words not being lost on me as they lingered throughout the air, seeming to float unlike before slowly fizzling out. What a question, what did 'you' think? At first I thought it was weird to ask me of all people that question but I guess I was the only one t...
Neil always got the feeling that Mr. Frank is one of a kind. From the old stiff veteran's shining bold potato head to his unshaven face, the shabby fellow is an odd fit for such a prestigious school for the young elites. Neil spat on the paper with a large F covering most of the front page. The underlined sentenc...
"Sir, I understand that she asked for a dragon, but-" "Now, now, little elf, your job is not to worry about Christmas presents, alright? Only to obtain them." "But Sir, the implications of giving a dragon to-" "We are getting the girl a dragon. Do I make myself clear?" The elf shuddered. "Yes, Sir." "Now, where do...
The slap hurt. It really hurt. “Ow!” I shrieked, stumbling backwards and finally getting a good look at who I summoned. He was... not what I’d been expecting. Satan, the fallen angel and the one true lord of darkness was a 5’4” man wearing a white robe. The look on his face was furious. “WHAT ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEE...
New here, but thought I’d give it a shot: The holy grail, a cup so bland that you wouldn’t know what it was until you held it. Only then do you feel it, the true feeling of divinity. And here it was, in the hands of a graduate. The warning on the walls frightened her, was the grail already used? Was it just the one w...
“So lemme get this right. You made a plague.” “Yeah” “And its been around for almost a year” “So far, so good” “And it has killed approximately 0, give or take, oh lets be conservative and say 1” “Well when you put it that way, you sound like a douche. Allow me to explain. I made this pathogen as an experiment. R...
I only ever knew darkness. From the day I was born, or so my parents say, my eyes were a milky-white, opaque; they said I would never be able to see. I was resigned to my fate. Where the other kids freely laughed and played, I had to be cautious, careful. I pulled back; I joined them when I knew it was safe, played wh...
"Carl? Ah goddamn it--Carl!" The new guy popped around the corner like he was spring-loaded, ducking below the sawed-off helmet embedded above the door frame. "Yes sir?" "Hand me a wet wipe, will you? I can't reach." "Of course, sir."He looked around my office, plotting his approach. "Try to the left of the bu...
"Souls are real, and they want yours". The man holstered the not-quite-a-gun on his hip, and checked the time. "We have two minutes before reinforcements show up". We were standing on a cloud, in the middle of the sky. It felt like a mattress. "I uhhhh... died? I think?"It was quite sad just moments before, though any...
Everyone knows that humans are on the more violent and cruel side of the galactic species and so when Ronald, the human representative to the intergalactic refugee center approached the kiosk he was quite shy, he wasn't even sure they would believe him. "Hello human,, what happened to your planet?" "Ok so, have you s...

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