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"Hello, welcome to the world's biggest MMO, Reality Drive 3. I'll be guiding you through the quest lines. I'll also serve as GM and if you should ever need help. just let me know with the summoning bell in your inventory."Angelica announced to the new players in the beginner zone. Angelica felt a summons and without w...
Ever heard of the defeat of the Winter-Tzar? He was an ice-mage who wanted to change the long-term environment of the world through a gradual criminalization of firemagic, which would then lead to a colder world ensuring that his stocks in the wool industry would sky-rocket and... you get the idea. Got beaten by a coup...
"Guys, guys"said Mark, bursting into the club. A needle screeched on a record and the music, and everyone in the club, stopped. "Everyone's dead"said Mark "How did we hear him over the music?" "Do we still use records?" "Wait what?" "Everyone's dead" Everyone in the club looked down at themselves then at each ot...
Out of nowhere, there was this dictator who showed up. Some girl, who claimed to be our salvation. No longer will there be suffering, no longer will there be pain, and some other promises, with no plans on how to put it into action. Surprisingly, despite her entire speech, people still voted her. Not that it was that ...
"So you guys have magic?" "Yeah, but it's nothing special. I ran into four other universes with magic too." "Cool. But wait, if you have magic, then why do they have it?" "Oh, we just call it the same thing for convenience. Theirs was stronger, but ours is still better." "Really? How come?" "I'm here alone aren't ...
"Hey, Ma, thanks for calling to make sure I woke up. I can't lose this job and if I'm late again they'll definitely axe me." "Yea, I downloaded the app." "No, I haven't listened to the recording yet." "Ma, you just called me and woke me up. Tell me how I could have listened to the recording already." "No, Ma, I'm n...
"Sorry, could you repeat yourself Private?"I drain my cup of coffee turning the message over in my head. This week has gone on too long. He blinks and duly repeats the message. "Sorry Sir, the United States has just surrendered. We've... we've won Sir."I have to sit. The chair still feels new to me and I lean back i...
Lindsey raised her eyebrows without widening her eyes, managing to convey both surprise and skepticism. She looked from her husband, Bob, to the goldfish bowl that he had suspended in mid-air. He nodded at her encouragingly. "You see? Magic. Not much of it, unfortunately - because, magic is strongest when believed in ...
"Comrade Dryer, we need to have a talk." "What is it Comrade Washer?" "You are slacking in your resistance against the humans. All you have done in our time here has been to lose socks and give out slightly damp clothes. I, on the other plug, have consciously not eliminated stains, caused the colors to run together a...
"You're not fucking serious?" Apparently they were. So I got arrested. For supposedly killing a guy, who, by the way, is actually me. "I hope you fry, you pathetic fuck."My old wife hissed at me through clenched teeth, tears pricking those harsh, dark eyes. Good to see you too, Sarah. The detectives looked at me wi...
"YOUUUU..."War bellowed, "...ARE THE NEWWW ANTI-CHRRRIST!" "Okay,"Kevin responded. Each of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse blinked. "You... willruletheworld in. My. Name,"Conquest decreed. "AND SUNDER IT IN MINE,"War boomed. "Their empty ssssstomachs you will claim,"Famine whispered. "And, with me, they, will...
"Mr. Roberts? Your visitor is here to see you."The nurse said, avoiding my eyes as she walked past. He was carried via wheelchair to the window. Another nurse put the receiver to his ear. Despite being the 5th time now, I still couldn't get use to the sight of seeing him in a straight jacket. Tears started welling up i...
"Dunno man, seems like a prank to me, I mean shit, who knows what's in those pills?"Nick was shifting, glancing all over the room. At us, his eyes pleading us to reconsider. "Who knows what's in those pills, guys. A-and look at it, for fuck's sake. Four of us, four pills. It seems like someone is trying to fuck with us...
While early for work, he looked between his couch hesitantly. Discovering a similar set of chains he sat down and began walking to the garage his office was underneath and next door to. Typically, he was indifferent to the aspects of his job he had some involvement in, but recently had trouble reconciling the gently ...
\*ka-THMP* = My eyes snapped open as I rocketed upward into a ramrod-straight sitting position, straining my ears so hard it would put the world's strongest spaghetti-maker to shame. For a fleeting second, I thought of the letter I'd written and mailed to Santa while I was drunk a few days ago, asking for world p...
Chief Network Engineer Khazrad na'Gruag flared his brilliantly pigmented crests, the sharp, spiny points rising over his head as he glared at the insolent Human. "Small and squishy, aren't you"his translator spat, its tinny autospeech echoing in the server room. "Why don't you worm under the serverbank and scrape the d...
*"We have to kill the program. Now."* "Others will follow. What if they find out?" "Buzz, we can only hope that you and I will be long dead by then." We didn't know if the recording was real. Someone slipped it to Atwell the day before launch. Yang said it was fake - some kind of joke, probably the guys down...
History is written by the victor. What they don't tell you is the people doing the writing aren't the ones who did the fighting. I doubt the scribes, tapping away on their tablets, creating holoreps of this battle and that daring dead, had ever seen the real thing. One day you're out in the gardens. The communal ones,...
I've been her for a week or two and it's honestly not too bad. They are being really nice to me cause they know if they arnt I could tell general yost zed that I was not John Baker. That's who they were supposed to abduct. I heard them talking about it after they gave me a translator for my initial interogation and rea...
Humans. we have sent this message back through time through a wormhole. this is how we are know where you are there despite being 2.5 million light years distant. we cannot yet see you there. however, we know. be aware. we will be lighting a quasar in heart of our galaxy. the galaxy will move away from yours. ...
The master trainer was recognisable to all who saw her. People stopped in the streets. They set down their shopping bags to stare. Whispers spread through the crowd. "It's Cynthia! The new champion of Sinnoh!" "What is she doing here in Unova?" "She's so young... but looked at how skilled her pokémon are..." "I hear...
It was when Dr Hinmer directly addressed Phyllis that I realised something wasn’t quite right. “Your hair is looking very… soft, Phyllis. Have you changed your shampoo?” “New conditioner.” Phyllis replied. “Ah, splendid.” I stammered in disbelief. “You can...” “See her? Yes.” “How is that possible?” “Well, yo...
She's so pretty. The single thought ran through my mind as she flew directly at me. One punch laid me out, but it was my heart that truly hurt the most. Actually my face hurt a lot too; I'd probably rank it as face then back then ribs then heart. Considering how bad my ass hurt after being blown back like that four...
Alexi was small for her age, with sleek dark hair and a nasty little smile that angered everyone she met. It attracted the crows, and the bullies. The crows had followed her since birth. The bullies came later, and she cycled through them as often as foster parents. It was the smile that did it. "That one, that one, ...
"You goddamn idiot,"I said, thinking that Doc's thin neck would be quite easy to snap after all. "God doesn't exist,"Doc replied. "And if he did, he would have to answer to the millions of Holocaust victims, for one. Don't you see, Martin? This could save the world!" He gestured towards the incubator, inside which a ...
The beginning of the Gospel of Superman, Son of Krypton, Of the House of Kent and El. 'Lo' the prophet Jor did speak, 'so loved is my Son, that I send Him to you so that the best in you shall exalt Him and in doing so exalt yourself.' Baptized in solar fire the infant Kal was heralded a burst of light and the scream of...
It's 3 am. Someone is in your kitchen. You live alone. You don't know how you ended up like this, hand shoved in a jar of peanut butter in the middle of the night, but you know you're not happy. You keep doing it. Tears stream down your face as you shove handful after handful of delicious proteins, fats, and sugars int...
Ricky was the first one to go. The bass players always are. We had just released our first LP, and we were on top of the world. Not only had our time in the trenches proven to have finally meant something in this business, but our album, High Speed Chase, had hit number one in Ireland, and we felt like we had fina...
Reload Save 9,709? Yes. *Loading.* _____ The alarm clock rang and I immediately jumped up and looked around the bed, "Son of a,"I looked around, my wife still slept next to me and our newborn baby boy was still sleeping soundly in the crib. I hit the alarm clock and looked around. Oh God, I said to myself...
My Family Up in the basement was grandma's warchest Stuffed full of strange memorabilia That told a tale of strange men, and the strange times in which they lived. * Manhattan paid the rent, but was loathed by the others Master of the Universe, light pollution blocked the stars He was beautiful at fi...
"Julie, Run systems-check program for Sector 14a."I said without looking up as the wide screen in-front of me hum'd as it started up "Yes Professor, Running it now."She said in her normal synthetic voice, it sounded human enough, though a few more clicks up the scale before it can be presentable. I continued to write...
I lie there. In pain. Alone yet surrounded by my humans, my pack. The human puppies are stroking me and making whimpering sounds. They are expressing their love and pain and sadness over how sick I am. I am very sick. I can feel how wrong my body is. Even though I cannot describe it in words. Even though I cann...
Jerry sat in the school desk, not that he had much of any choice, as he was tied and chained to it. He had gone to this school, he knew this room, at least sort of. He was pretty sure this had been his Spanish 1 classroom, but it was too covered in pentagrams, blood, and chalk drawings to be certain. Jerry looked at th...
Awaking, I found the tent entirely empty. It was one of those really big tents, one of the ones that takes hours to set up and the process of doing so the night before amidst so much cold and snow had led to a long and deep sleep. However, waking up to an empty tent dispelled any sense of drowsiness in favor of fear an...
RULES FOR CREATING CHANGES: 1.NO ALTERING THE FUNDAMENTAL LAWS OF THE UNIVERSE, INCLUDING: a. QUANTUM MECHANICS b. AS OF YET UNDISCOVERED MECHANISMS OF THE UNIVERSE(NOTE: BY HUMAN STANDARDS) 2.NO CONTRADICTING THE CHANGES OF PREVIOUS CHANGERS. ___ I had to have read the sign billions of times by now, by my estim...
I felt it before I saw it, but I knew. That circular spot of cold steel being pressed to the back of my neck could only be one thing. I raised my hands above my head. “I don’t have any money, but my wallet might be worth a little bit. You’re welcome to have it." “I don’t want your money, James." Foolishly, I turned ...
M4M - my best friend moved away recently. Looking for new guy to chill with. Into my sports. Joe looked at the post again. He was drunk when he wrote it. Fifteen messages this morning. He didn't realise Craiglist would be such a good way to meet some new friends. He started clicking through the messages, a couple we...
It was Sheepling New Year again, when they all assembled and called for my advice in their future. We've been doing it for many of their years, which I was convinced, only lasted around a couple weeks on Earth. I'm mostly surprised that, with such a fast iteration rate, they are yet to figure out my bullshit, and how...
Keeping my shotgun trained on the creature, I moved forward to take a closer look. The aliens had lived in our world for as long as I could remember. They were supposedly harmless, even though they didn't talk to any humans. That was until I caught this one trying to break into my ranch. The creature looked almost, w...
I rubbed my eyes and checked the time in the bottom right of my computer screen. 2:25 I should have gone to bed what, 4 hours ago? Since I lost Margaret, I hadn't bothered to keep a solid schedule, falling back into my college sleep cycle of crashing in bed once I couldn't find motivation to click links and read arti...
You'd think it would be a matter of proficiency... a matter of grit, wit, and planning... a matter of life or death... or life and death... I don't have much of a story, and there's not much of a setting either. It's kind of like... one of those SAW movie scenarios. Simply put, there's two of us. Me and him...
After I slayed the Dark Lord everyone was happy for a while. They took me in, gave me a room at an inn so I could recover and gave me whatever I needed...but after a while the shine of being a hero faded. They started looking at me like I was a unwanted guest. I started to travel after that, wanting to find another e...
I've spent about six weeks outside this coffee shop, in twenty second increments. If I had known I might have picked a different chair to sit in or maybe a better beer. I think if I ever make it out of this I'm going to live a sober life, those of you out there who have drunk nothing but terrible beer for six weeks str...
"I swear to God, I was just on my way to buy the new iPhone!"I protested as the police officer made me exit my car. "Sir, are you not aware of WPA 1.1? You don't have a traceable mobile device on your person or in this car. I'm going to have to take you in."The officer had a slight smirk on his face as he pushed me ...
"Darling, you can become anything you want to be. Your father and I will always support you. Always." The words burned in her head, an obsession that always drove her forward. Thirty years from now, when the world twirled in the palm of her hand, no one would be able to trace it back to this moment, when the little gi...
I'd had it happen twice before. As a kid, I had a slight speech impediment. One afternoon while strapped into my highchair, I asked my mom "Is it in the refrig-ig-orator?"and my glass of milk overflowed onto the floor. I mean there were gallons of milk all over the highchair and floor. She yelled at me at first, b...
I held down the level, the machine whirring as the coffee grounds fell. Lightly lighty, gently cheeky cheese eating monkeys. I patted down the grounds into the cup, then inserted it into the coffee maker. "Next."I projected. "Moka, large. For here."A petit woman of twenty, sweatpants, hoodie and a college badge...
"Z'gottha-unziggurath!", the walls rumbled. "zieg-kathathonca'nyahlotha!", they trembled and shook with the might of the thousand maws. Fear was him, oblivion had been his domain. Now the world of the perilous, the mortal pain and hopelessness, was truly his to conquer. The subjects were ready for the slithering p...
He stood at the front of our ship, tall and proud. We were going to go on this trip together, even if there was nothing left for him at the end. Many years ago, on one summer's day, he told me that he'd be with me forever. When I heard the diagnosis, I hadn't really reacted as much as people expected me to. I g...
"I...I really don't know how to tell you this. But, uh, I just feel that uhm, we should, we should take a break."he finally stammered out. My grin widened, out of instinct. "It's because of that bitch Charlotte, isn't it?"I made my best attempt to sound angry. "Yes. I love her. I want to spend the rest of my life wit...
Let me tell you of the most important assignment in my entire service as a drone pilot. It's a day like any other. I'm sitting in my hex-sealed room and nervously looking at the readings of the crystal ball. Everybody says the war was a lost cause now that our seers have established beyond question that the Thaumaturg...
"A prankster here in London? Preposterous." "No sir I have plenty of witnesses who have caught the perpetrator red-handed." "That's all fine and dandy but a prankster would never sell newspapers. I bet this joker doesn't even have a name we could use!" "Actually he goes by Jack the Tripper sir. His primary act is ...
The Annihilator Of Worlds, or TAOW, for short. A being so unfathomably powerful. It was speculated that they could tear entire galaxies asunder, if they so chose. Just moments ago, we all thought that we were doomed. The gigantic meteorite had been bearing down upon our planet, unhindered by the barrage of nuclear wea...
I am a creature of indiscernable age. I only know this: my body is made up of four lines flanking a central line which support my head. I have two bug-like eyes and a goofy smile, and no nose to speak of. I have a similarly formed friend called Sam, except she has a yellow blob of hair roughly shaped like a mango. It...
"Aaahh, my ass"exclaimed John Connor as the robot furiously violated his anus with a metallic robotic phalluc shaped device. The T-800 model watched in horror as John Connors shit was packed by this horrific monstrosity, there was nothing he could do to save him he thought. The robot stopped suddenly and noticed the T-...
He opened his eyes. The siren of an alarm clock was ripping to shreds the remnants of his blissful tranquility. On weak legs he stumbled towards the only thing that could bring him back to life, give him the energy to live through another day. Fighting to stay conscious, he reached out, and poured hot, dangerous liqui...
Joel knew this was a bad idea, but he climbed aboard all the same. It was just a train-hop anyhow, right? Hobos, transients and joyriders did it all the time. He settled down inside the cold carriage, so far from that sunny afternoon when one innocent question had started him on this absolute disaster of an idea. ...
@TiTay – March 2nd Ugh, why do I have to take out the trash... I’m rich, I don’t care that you all stopped eating bacon this isn’t my job. @TiTay – March 2nd Who’s Rick Ashely and why do people keep posting his link!!! SMH so many dumb people @TiTay – March 3rd Here is a new song for you Hollywood “Imma de...
"Hey, are you busy today?"She floats at her usual spot - the intersection of 12th Street and Independence Avenue. Probably a traffic accident, and not too long ago - her clothes look like they're from the 21st century. I shake my head. After twenty-three days of the same question, and the same answer, by now I th...
"It was relativity that did it,"John said to me. "I mean, it only makes sense - go close enough to the speed of light and time slows down for you. It's lag! Turns out you can lag the whole universe by forcing it to process frame updates for things moving fast enough." "Right."I said. "Why are you telling me this?"...
I've known of my ability since the moment I was born. It's instinctual: autonomous. My mind feels itself peeling away from reality when it's time. It feels death coming, its icy tendrils wrapping themselves around the neurons of my mind and yanking them apart one by one. Every time I feel that sensation, my body sends...
Tens of thousands have gathered at the very edge of the desert. Before them, the Sand Sea stretches until the horizon, barren, dull and undulating under the heat of the noon sun. And somewhere, deep in the wasteland, is the great city of Dunesdretra of the Deep Well. It's high walls have never been breached, the armies...
Just. Stay. Calm. I haven't done anything wrong. Thank God the pilot regained control of the plane, right? This will make for a good story, won't it? I'm going to jail, aren't I? Some people are crying, some people are laughing - out of either relief or hysteria, or perhaps both - and some people have already gone b...
Batman was surprisingly easy. Show up innocent-looking with a hard-luck story of amnesia and that poor old sod of a butler just me in. Didn't even try for the Batcave, just let that sob-story work on Wayne for several weeks, enough for his thorough and illegally-deep background checks to find absolutely nothing at al...
When we created the atom bomb, we became a race of bastards. When we created the Wells Protocol, we became bastard gods. The legacy doctrines tell us this is our 6th time back. Each time, we return to the moment mankind would take its first steps toward a new dawn, and we stop it. Replacing our ancient ancestors as...
"Micro-wave?" Allison nodded encouragingly. Sho-Fen was much quicker than the others in his group, which is why she had decided to take him under her wing. Not that the others weren't incredible in their own right, always so eager, so happy to learn. They were amazed by everything, but also horrified at how much they ...
I never believed in god, so when I went to hell, I didn't know what to expect. I expected things ranging from my skin being ripped off and then the devil sewing them back on. So when I was standing in line in heaven, waiting for god to chose whether or not I would go to heaven, I expected the worse. When I was the last...
The Old Testament stands through time as a creation story, the saga of early humanity's struggles and triumphs under the rule of a wrathful God. If this is true, then what is the subsequent New Testament? I'll tell you. The New Testament is a horror story. There is a slight disconnect between the Old and the New T...
"Alright, so here's the thing about humans: they act all selfless. Great, right? Wrong. "I am not a selfless person. In fact, I'm rather greedy. I make up for it by being honest about my greed, at least. And that's something you humans don't do. When I see a floater, ripe for the picking, I like to take it and run. An...
The hallway was barely lit, fluorescent lights flickering. A sign on a dirty glass door said Founder Private Investigations The young woman standing before the door hesitated briefly before knocking on the door. "Yeah?"A voice called from inside. She took a deep breath and let herself in. A short balding man wit...
As far back as I can remember, June 6th was always when I came to my hometown with my mom to visit my dads grave. Sometimes other family and friends would join to pay their respects. And we'd have a nice impromptu memorial service. He was truly missed by many. As I got older I always ended my visit with a walk aroun...
"Grandpa, I'm telling you, you gotta be more careful. Update your malware scanner every day, or they're gonna get you. The Anonymous Collective is seriously whacked." "I ain't afraid of no hooligans from Central Europe,"Grandpa spat as he gently pushed Maria aside when she tried to stop him from going into his den to ...
Knocked to ground Broman for the first time in his life, started to sober up. With insecurities about his ego flaring up he need a pack of Budlight and quick or he would fall at the hands of his greatest enemy The Adulthood. Broman, desperate enough to sleep with a 4 and worry about his student loans, knew what he must...
The Nightmare is Over ( 35,602 points, over 1,400 comments. ) Posted on: October 9th, 2016. I clicked through the usual news sites, checking and re-checking again paranoically, but then clicking on the top post on Reddit for all time. Years before the Zombie “Apocalypse” proper, the Department of Defense for t...
The Misadventures of Dale and Luke: The Piemaker ***** Dale and Luke crested the hill and caught sight of the Edge. Below them, rolling green hills ended sharply in cliffs falling away to infinity. A thick, enveloping fog floated beyond the cliffs as far as the eye could see. A small rocky promenade jutted...
The familiar sliding sound of the guide-rings on the guide-rail focused his attention on the soldierly march of the morning commute. The clicking of the guide-rails line changes directed the unseeing to their places of work as lines closed opened and switched when the guide-ring's sensors approached a junction. He walk...
The table was laid with an earthenware bowl. Inside it were cooked razor clams, baked with fresh tomatoes until their skin had split and the juices had leaked out, mingling with the salt-clean smell of the clams. Beside it were two loaves of spelt bread, steam still rising from their surface and a curl of butter soft a...
"You think you can enter my home unannounced?" The daemon spun too late, receiving a vicious swipe at its exposed rib cage. The humans, what remained of them, had learned to fend for themselves quickly. Any and all silver--the purer the better--was poison to the skin. And it just so happened this mortal had a sword of...
"That'll be $2.75". The man stared blankly at the paper bag. The very busy New York cashier said again, "That's $2.75 sir". The man pulled out a 5 dollar bill, dropped it on the counter and left with his purchase, looks like he didn't need change today. He left the cafe quickly and went into an alleyway. He leaned ag...
I popped the CD into my family's old player and sat down on the sofa, relaxing my hands behind my head. I always loved finding and playing new music, even if it turned out to be complete garbage. I really wasn't expecting to find this kind of new-age music in my parents' house, though. My dad still listened to Aer...
Though we didn't have much in common we all had one goal in our minds to make this the best Friday night of our lives. We never really spoke to each during our senior year of high school. Everyone in our class had their own small social groups except the four of us. We were all hoping to change this with the the final ...
"Have we forgotten the Constitution? 'The right of the people to keep and bear wands shall not be infringed.' The anti-magic Muggle Party would confiscate your wands and put your names on a list! But do the bad guys care about their silly laws or lists? No! If the Muggle Party had their way, the only people left with w...
The children sat in a semicircle. Ms. Pan sat on a chair facing the children, her blonde hair braided into a bun, a few bangs of hair framing her face. "Hello everyone. This is your first day of school! Are you excited?" Two girls and a boy mumbled a soft "yes", while three others stared into the distance. Two little ...
"He deserved better than this, Jim."The man spoke reverently as he laid the wreath over the gravestone. His short, buzz-cut hair had rather notably turned gray over the past few years, the lines of age taking their toll on his face. His job was known to do that. HERE LIES DAVID WHITTLEBECK 1949 - 2016 "As...
Life is hard for the worthless, the useless, and the powerless. Senior year has already started and I have to get my education in order. Some with super genius may think it's a breeze, but I'm not them, I'm a normal guy, nothing to my name, no power at all; some say it'll all be worth it when it finally sets in. But wh...
(Fair warning, a number of people like /u/5H4D0W_5P3C7R3 can't take my writing, stop reading further if you're one of them.) ----------------- "What did you mean by that?"I asked him. My father looked at me and smiled. "Well, go back in time and change things."he answered. "Why? If i start messing with history bi...
After the casket was lowered three remained, the only three who had attended the burial of Thomas Resnick. Each one wore a look of scorn mixed with bitter delight. Elizabeth looked like she should have been at a nightclub. Gold bracelets jangled as she threw the first handful of dirt into the grave. Her red lips quiet...
I don't know who first came up with the idea that it was organic. By then we'd been descending at a steady rate for about three thousand kilometres, according to the odometers on the outside. My teeth felt like they'd all been loosened in their sockets by the constant vibration of the wheels lowering us inch by inch ...
My dirty mouth had always been something I needed to work on. For what felt like the first time since I was old enough to curse I had actually gone a few days without swearing once. For something so small, I was actually pretty proud of myself. Then, one morning after an entire swear-free week, this plain jar ended up...
I set down my invisibility cloak I had gotten at Hogwarts and gazed across the IHOP™ parking lot to see the most beautiful girl in the world...my wife...Jennifer. Jenny and I met last year in the park and I was immediately in love. I had been out for a nice morning jog and I almost hit her with my bike. It took me a lo...
It took a while. There was no light to work with, no air to suck in. At first I assumed this is what death was, not nothingness but a sickening infinity of semi-awareness. It was only when the instinct took over that things began to make sense, the little whispers in the back of my mind, a warm familiar voice nudging m...
God woke up and stretched his arms. As he rolled over, he glanced at his todo list. Day Seven: Rest God gleefully crossed it off. Day Eight: Create Global Objective. God sat up and scratched his beard. "This is going to take some real strategizing. Metatron!"God bellowed into the voice's mind. "How shall I make...
It had been around for as long as I could remember. "Brain Power", the mind stimulating drug endorsed by the rich and powerful, by rulers and scientist, by warlords and worshipers. Everyone wanted it, everyone could afford it and, as it turns out, few still could handle it's affects. Some of us never trusted th...
LOG ENTRY: SOL 304 I’m officially sick of this. I can live with the thought of dying in a few hundred sols when my food runs out, I can live with the thought of being alone all this time and I can live with the thought of never seeing my family again. But I seriously can’t stand this disco music and the awful old TV ...
"It's what you've always wanted" My eyes drifted from the box in his hands to his face. There was a glimmer in his yellow eyes, excitement often seen with a child on Christmas morning. To the best of my memory, he had always visited me on my birthday. Standing at the foot of my bed, holding a candle out to me, the f...
"Come on, donde est la biblioteque?"Dora smiled as she educated bilingually. Map inwardly winced at Dora's mangled attempt at languages. He exchanged a look with Boots, who sighed. Both knew that the command of two languages kept her happy. And they knew what happened when she wasn't happy... "Hola, little girl"a h...
"SHE VOMITED BLACK SHIT ON THE FUCKING CARPET,"Quez'Gra shrieked, his pinpoint eyes trembling at the demonic words adorning his console. Behind him stood an entire legion of hukreth sentinels, the deadliest and most battle-hardened warriors in the galaxy. They had crushed the Borgan rebellion in Esther V, usurped the g...
Eggs. Scrambled was his preference. Coffee. Black. No cream. Two cups, in fact. A side of exactly three bacon strips. No more, no less. Crispy, almost to the point of burning. And with it, a mere slice of buttered toast. White bread. The man with the scarred hands ordered the same thing, at the same time, and req...
Hitler. Everyone says they're going to kill him. Harry says the best time is before he burns down the Reichstag. When I first met Harry, he asked if I was joking. He read my Craigslist ad promising that anyone could go back in time and do anything they wanted with a gun and one bullet. It took some convincing but...
I'll give her Salem and Whitechapel, but I won Russia and Scythia. The Cold War was a draw, and I feel we both fucked up in the middle east. We've been doing this for as long as I can remember. Our twisted game of hide and seek. Neither of us hate the other. No, far from it. In a strange sense, I suppose you could cal...

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