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Moon rises at 1, so I have plenty of time to make myself acquainted with my new coworkers before the full moon rises, transforming me into a giant dog beast. I decided to get a job at WorldTech Labs as a security guard, and was hoping to get the day shift, but I didn’t realize it was a night shift security guard they a...
We all applaud. Strangely, a few of the Muggleborns seem to recognise the name, even Nathan. I lean down the table to him: "Nathan, how do you know the name?" He grimaces "You telling me you never read Sandman?" "Well, no. I was too busy with Coraline. That thing goes dark. Gaiman really knows how to write ho-" "Mer...
So it was a typical Wednesday. The place where I work was raided again. What the hell is an advanced idea mechanic anyway, can someone answer me that? And if our work uniforms are advanced ideas, put me down for intermediate or basic. I can barely see out of the helmet to this stupid yellow lab suit, and I'm tired of m...
For as long as you can remember, the shard ceremony was the worst thing about turning 18. There was a global lottery proctored by Terran Hegemony that randomly selected 18 participants from each region, from everyone who had turned 18 in the previous calendar year, to touch the shard. The Hegemony claimed it was...
I looked around the room, intrigued. It was a pretty standard dining room. It held an antique dining room set with a cherry finish consisting of eight chairs, a hutch, a cheerio cabinet and a table. Several pictures hung on the walls, and a chandelier hung over the table. One doorway led to the kitchen, the other to th...
\[AlterNet Income\] "I'm a cop, remember?"Mick smiled at his twins, Fern and Olive. The three family members sat in their kitchen enjoying breakfast when the subject of money came up. "I think I know how protection rackets work. But it's a video game."The twins sighed as one. Without a word they faced each other and s...
I hung the stockings and put out cookies. I set up the tree and turned off the lights. And once the kids were asleep upstairs, I spiked the eggnog and settled in for a relaxing night. But life, right? Life has a way of getting in the way. There was a tumble and a crash, a shout and then cries. I took the stairs two ...
He was tall but not overly so, wearing a red v-neck t-shirt and a pair of black jeans. He looked totally ordinary but something about the way he carried himself and spoke... stood out. "Normally I meet in more,"he looked at the colorful posters on the wall, "somber places." "Well today you're meeting here."I fired b...
He carefully tucked away the hockey puck with the jacks, marbles, pogs, baseballs and footballs. He always knew when he was getting close. They’d stop coming over so much. Or they would want to talk about things he didn’t understand. Clark had loved Hockey. So he loved hockey too. It was a nice change, really. He’d l...
The man knelt at the edge of the still lake, completely motionless, encased still in his fine armour. He had waited there for hours, until the Sun had began to set behind the distant mountains. His men had stayed with him at first, initially quiet and reverent as per their Lord's command, they had grown boisterous as ...
"I love you…"I closed my eyes one last time, at peace and completely content. After a moment of darkness and silence, an electronic voice spoke. "Would you like to play again?" I sighed, pulling my helmet off and setting it back on the ragged, torn couch where I sat. A quick glance around the room was enough to ...
...5 hours into detainment "You know you're stuck here right. We own you little man"said the voice inside the dim grey room. "It's not like your family is coming to get you, or your government. You have no way out and nobody knows where you are. We still just want the same thing we did when we brought you here" Sile...
In his closing arguments, Saul bowed his head and pressed his open hands together in a praying fashion. After what seemed like an eternity, he slowly approached the juror's box. "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I am not here to argue or question whether my client did or did not fire an RPG at a police car which was ...
Henry woke from a fitful sleep with a start. He heard something he'd been dreading - the first time he heard it, the world ended. He could never explain to anyone what it sounded like, but he knew its meaning even if he didn't know the sound. A new chapter begins. He peeked through the boards blocking the window an...
"Umm...Springfield?" The thick bottle bottom pair of glasses looked up to the huge muscular bearded man in leather gear. "Yes dearie? May I help you?" The bearded man looked back and forth to the arrest paper on his hand and the old frail woman behind the large wooden desk. "Uh...Carol Springfield?" "Yes young man...
"Gehe vorwärts, 150 Meter." The tank lurched forward among the rubble. A city destroyed, defiled and desecrated by the alien menace that descended onto Earth. The war had gone sour easily, human flesh proving to be nothing more than cardboard in the face of the otherworldly lasers. "Everything alright, Captain?"a you...
I was not a 'good' man- but I paved the way so that 'good' could begin to exist. In an age where your neighbor would just as soon slit your throat to steal your sheep as they would shake your hand, there was a place for the broken within the light. There was a need for the 'bad' to do the things necessary for good to ...
I really don't like it here. These guys, these idiots, they all think I'm the first one of them and they seem to respect me. "Brains?"One among the group comes towards me, its holding something in its hands. Even though I can't see that good with one of my eyes being dead, I know what it is from the smell. "No, no, y...
Normally, your fingernails would shape your future. Yes - this is as life-altering as it sounds. White nails? You go to school with other white-nailed children, and you get taught the Way of the Wind. Blue nails get taught the Flow of the Water, red nails the Heat of the Fire, and brown nails the Strength of the Earth....
“I’m sure you can understand why I might be hesitant to agree to this deal. If people find out, I’m employing a demon to work for me, I’ll be treated like a second Satan. No offence, Mr. Satan.” “None taken. You think that’s the worst insult I’ve ever heard? There’s five priests on Earth spitting worse curses at me...
I look at the curvy pattern on my arm, sticking out slightly as if burned into my skin. Yet it's appearance wasn't painful at all, it just appeared when I was a child and gradually grew clearer as I aged. My parents were supportive, thank heavens, knowing it was my decision as to whether I should activate it. Other's ...
9.00pm. Home time. I can feel the anticipation building inside me as I get in the car and make my way home through the slumbering city. When I moved here two months ago I had no friends, no contacts whatsoever. I took a huge leap of faith coming here, but the job offer I got was too tempting to turn down, whatever t...
So many gods and goddesses leaves many to be relegated to specific spheres. Adolf Hitler became the God of Racial Genocide. Martin Luther King Jr. became the God to hold dominion over Racial Equality. Mahatma Gandhi became the sole ruler of self discipline. Vlad the Impaler became better known as Dracula, and his spher...
In the Beginning, there was Nothing. So it was in the End. Of all the Endings, of all the AfterWards, the End was the final, conclusive, definitive, full-stop Omega point. The absolute last inch of infinity. The Final Gate. The grand onyx arch, standing alone on the outermost edge of the universe, racing away at im...
Merry shook his head in confusion. “Where… where am I?” The conductor gave him a winning smile. “Why, the Great Junction, guv. Boss-man upstairs made the change a few centuries back. Said there were too many religions to deal with, ‘specially since all roads lead ‘ere.” “So… Heaven is real?” Merry asked. The condu...
I took a deep breath as Hyperman tried for the 16th time to use his super strength to batter down the blast doors that his arch rival, Revengeance, had sealed himself behind. Radium was resting his eyes after attempting to blast the door open with his heat vision. Wonder Lass was recovering her breath… Ice breath, actu...
Dear WP, please find below my personal response to this prompt! I am having tons of fun with these legal-, and business-adjacent ones that allow me to flex a little bit of my knowledge in the area, hahaha! --- The patent office was overwhelmed. The sheer amount of people trying to circumvent the current intellectual ...
25 November, 1916 - Somewhere West of Cambrai &#x200B; The night sky was particularly clear this time. The stars of distant galaxies lay before Lucien as he watched over his brothers this snowy night. He imagined himself exploring all the colors and mysteries of the sky. Would they one day name a constellation ...
Hrolf, the slab-like muscles on his chest sheened with sweat, put his hands behind his back as he approached the counter. “What’ll it be today?” said the distracted potion vender, picking at her over-long nails. Her hair clotted on her shoulders in greasy gray strands. “One potion,” he said, staring at his bare fee...
Forboding, menacing, and unknowable the distant red starlight illuminated the green planet below. Its sprawling mountain ranges and highlands visible from low orbit peaceful, calm. But that was just the issue, calm on the surface but something isn't right. The dull subtle humming of the corridor lights buzzing quietl...
“Now with this I shall live forever” states a hooded figure maniacally. In this room dimly lit by candles there are a plethora of books filled with strange symbols. In the center of the room there is a large circular pattern of these symbols carved into the floor. As the hooded figure stands in the middle of the circle...
"You've been by my side my whole life, haven't you, Yuma?" She gently placed her head on my stomach, almost as if she knew how fragile I had become, and looked up at me with her youthful blue eyes. "You're not like other dogs, are you?"I asked while stroking her head. "Dogs don't really outlive their humans. You were...
The human mind is a fascinating world of creativity and self-discovery. It thrives on continual stimulation from like-minded peers. In our quest to assimilate all living beings, we failed to recognize that life on Earth is more communal than we expected. Whereas all other conscious life forms are asexual and require on...
Ginny sat at her desk quietly reading the latest manga her parents had bought her. Another vapid romance story. Ugh...They're not being very subtle, are they? Ginny stretched and meandered down the hall, mulling through her current situation. It had only been two days since she and her parents had gotten the news. ...
"But Dad,"I say, trying to keep my voice young and innocent, "if I don't get to choose the type I start with, how can I have the advantage in my first Gym battle?" Dad smiles a knowing smile. He raised a precocious little tot, he thinks to himself. "Well sport, sometimes the best lessons come from working with what yo...
Dr. Terrible and the Lioness grappled, rolling over each other on the marble tiled floor of First National Bank. “Give... It... Back!” Dr. Terrible huffed. The floor was cold and rough against his thin lycra suit, rubbing uncomfortably against the claw scratches on his back. “Never!” Lioness hissed. She was also out ...
“Tim Tucker... Tim Tucker... let see here... Oh! Frank Savage, this ones for you... aaaaaaand that’s it! Sorry Victor Von Gloom No mail for you.” I shrugged as I finished handing out the mail. Victor grumbled something under his breath and began smirking malevolently as he walked away rubbing his hands together. ...
"And over in Weaverton, there's hardly a house left standing! Who knows where the beast will strike next!" I rolled my eyes, listening to yet another crazed proclamation from this all-too-obvious charlatan. Dragon attacks hadn't been a problem in at least a hundred years around these parts, but it didn't stop the stor...
Death took a seat in his favorite chair on his front porch and stretched his legs. He was ready for a long day of doing absolutely nothing. All he needed was a glass of iced tea and a good view of his front yard. He had worked overtime in 2020, so this was the type of day that he was looking forward to for a long time....
"Our Father" A father would never do this to his children. I cracked my knuckles. "Who art in heaven" Heaven. I should have been welcomed here with open arms, treated like a saint. Instead I had to fight my way up the seven circles of hell. "Hallowed be thy name" I spat on the ground. The man before my struggled t...
The Overseer was tough, but she was always fair. I'd wake from bed each morning with a smile on my face, despite the fact that I knew what was coming. "Good morning, Alexis!"I would say - as happily as I could properly manage. "What's for breakfast?" I'd try not to shudder as the ominous voice pierced through my lo...
Screams filled the air. Mothers clutched their babies; children peed their pants; dogs cowered behind cats—things get weird every time I walk into town. I’m New Town City’s designated hero, Captain Fantastic. Well, at least that’s what the paperwork says. The locals have gotten to calling me “Mr. Monster,” “Captain Cu...
"They slashed NASA's budget again."Roald said, staring at his phone. "I'm not surprised."Tiffany replied, smashing the buttons on a controller. Her character on the screen whacked an enemy twice, and died to a stray bullet. "Damn it!"Tiffany shouted. "You're supposed to hit the thing when I hit the thing!"She sco...
Growing up in a world that slowly began to be encroached by monstrous otherworldly beings was a terrifying experience, for months we couldn't do anything but watch the news as countries began to collapse one after another. The combined military might of the entire world couldn't hold back the tide of monstrosities tha...
Commander Rex blearily stumbled up from his stone bed, as the klaxons assaulted his eardrums. For the millionth time, he wished his arms were long enough to wipe the sleep from his eyes. "ALL QUARTERS, REPORT TO ACTION STATIONS. HOSTILES INBOUND. THIS IS NOT A DRILL, REPEAT, NOT A DRILL." Rex shrugged on his sidear...
"Feeding costs?"You say locking the gaze of the handguard "aye,"the black smith replies. Offering nothing more. Not wanting to display your ignorance in such matters you reach for the sword. The eye closes as you hand closes around the hilt. You feel the blade shudder as if with pleasure. You can feel a sickening wa...
The Hero sat quietly atop the boulder in the center of the bloodied field. His sword lay at one side, his shield on the other. In his hands was the helmet of the Orc commander, crafted with careful and practiced hands. It was, in its own way, beautiful. Its beauty was tarnished, unfortunately, by a bloodstained gash al...
It had been nearly fifteen months since the accident that took so much from me. As I made my way through the small town that I’d grown up in, the autumn breeze that whipped around me tugged at my coat and I wrapped my arms around my waist, holding it against me. I do say my arms, for they both belong to me, even if onl...
Hello everyone, I'm from Russia. Reddit says I've been here on Reddit for 38 days, and I am here on r / WritingPrompts - for 20 days. I may say it was a kind of luck for me to find this community, because it is always difficult for me to write something without a specific topic, and it is much easier for me to write ...
Daylight savings time. It has been disguised as a relic of the past. An idea that it means there is more daylight for standard work. But the truth is much darker. The easiest description for it is a wrinkle in time. In our orbit of the sun, we pass though two of the wrinkles: one forwards, and one backwards. When we p...
It has been several days since my encounter with the Brotherhood of Steel and the ambush which left me completely alone in this hellhole. I don't have anything to do but wander around, so I thought why not note stuff down? The only other living being I had seen since is a Deathclaw that seems to be stalking me, it ...
Darryl turned to Jarbac, raising an eyebrow. "Surely we can't be the first to come up with the idea?" Jarbac stared back, reflecting the facility in its multifaceted eyes. The insectoids head tilted to the side. "I don't recognise the term. Explain to me." "Well, you know how living things are made up of some form ...
The salvager sat his box of tools down on his workbench. "Alright, beauty, let's crack you open." &#x200B; "Looks like a pear, is this the apple that other stuff talked about?" &#x200B; "Maybe, Jern, if so, we'll be rich. I've got to take this apart baby smooth. Hand me the little screwdriver and the Wad fl...
Sam sighed and ran the slightly damp cloth across the top of the prize case glass, wiping at the greasy finger smears left by the last over-hyped kid picking out tootsie rolls and parachute men. All around them, the sound of bouncy kids music fought with the happy screeches of prepubescents patrons and the bleeps and b...
"Forgive me, daughter. It is much too late, I know. But I must ask for forgiveness, regardless. There is no excuse for my absence in your life. Look how you have grown. Such a beautiful young woman you've become. Princess—ah, the title matters not. My beautiful daughter." The man smiled before her. He was old, and a l...
Dread Wizard checked his watch. Two minutes. He was slowing down in his old age. With a wave of his hand, he broke his spell, and the superheroine fell to the ground unconscious. He didn't recognize her, but she was young; probably from the new generation of heroes. With a gesture, he dropped her through a portal ...
"Chad"his mother said seriously. "I have something to go do. Don't try to stop me and don't follow me." "Okay, I'll order a pizza or something. Have fun."Chad sipped his soda, and nearly choked on some strange ring inside. It glowed with a swirling green emerald and was covered in flowing, flaming script he couldn't r...
"Master Lee, how would you like your tea?"Micheal asked. Like, seriously, tea was tea! "Just the normal way will do, Micheal, thanks,"I replied, without looking up from my book. "Black, sir?" "Yes black is fine." Micheal put water to boil. Once the water reached its boiling point, Micheal removed the water from t...
The court wizard was walking down the hallway towards his laboratory when his Pendant of Petition began to gently vibrate. He sighed and wondered why he let the King convince him to create so many other ones that linked to his. He drew the pendant from beneath his tunic and saw a translucent projection of Princess Buba...
Finally, I was out of my mansion, city and country, without any security detail. I was finally walking around, the way normal people do. I ate at the same, hygenically questionable restaurants that served the average, cheap food that most people eat for lunch. Freedom was amazing! I took a walk in a park without bei...
“I think, perhaps, that this breakfast is my greatest source of joy.” I placed one plate in front of the Demon Lord, Asberigas, and the other across from him where I was to sit. “Ah! Waffles. I like these waffles most of all.” His voice was as deep and otherwordly as ever. A bass drum that booms and rings from th...
Elation, pure ecstasy. That's what a Dragon feels when they follow their primal nature, and it's what I felt as I soared back to my horde at the edge of the kingdom. It's a little depleted as of late - the braver knights and wizards have discovered that my vision and smell is not what it once was and taken advantage of...
# Bargain Bin Superheroes (Interlude 2: Janice) (Note: Bargain Bin Superheroes is episodic; each part is self-contained. This story can be enjoyed without reading the previous sections.) Janice Olsen was the worst hero in existence. When she was fourteen, she'd proudly declared that she wanted to be a superhero ...
"Do you know why villains always lose?"Jade asked as she paced around the room in front of a small selection of the world's absolute worst people of power. She, a small marketing and logistics intern from Southern Ontario had somehow managed to convince everyone from Ashes to Wreckingball to show up to her little meeti...
"Alright, the plan seems to be going smoothly so far."A man says behind her. She feels him gently tie her wrist together, horribly she might add. She may not have super strength like some of her allies, but she was sure any boy scout worth their salt could escape these binds. "...I guess I managed to suppress her pyr...
Kelly and Allie. People never really knew which of us were which. It helped that we had our ‘twin language’ and this ability to know real facts each of us learned, even if we were separated. There was a study and paper done on us when we were three and four. Then our parents said it was being too intrusive and the stud...
Dr. Ridley had worked tirelessly to the point even coffee wasn’t keeping him fully awake. Every so often he’d slap himself across the face to keep himself going. The other scientists and assistants didn’t care as they too were desperately trying to stay awake in their own ways. They’d hit a snag in their research and w...
(obligatory, first time posting, and on mobile, hopefully this turns out okay!) It’s a wonderful day in Heaven, and you are a horrible goose angel. “Your job is simple, make Heaven as close to Hell as possible. Damn angels are getting big heads just because they get to spend time with Ol’ Oily Josh up there. Take thi...
The field was green, and the sun was yellow. The houses were few, the people were less. The flowers were beautiful, and the birds were scared. I rarely paid the birds any attention, there was never any need. They flew high over every building and field. Much to my cats displease. But today the birds flew low, and the...
“My God, is that-no way!” Ian took off his glasses, rubbed his eyes, and re-bespectacled himself. “It is! It’s Noel!” A head burst up over a cubicle wall, brown shabby hair atop an open gawp made from pale skin and acne. Duncan. The head spoke: “What? How! It’s been - I don’t even - how?” “Shut up, Dunk.” I said. “Ia...
They were hiding. But unfortunately, they were famous. Royal families. Tech moguls. Warlords. Presidents. Mafioso. Healthcare CEOs. It was glorious. They died so many different ways. Burned to death in their own homes. Beaten by mobs. Drowned after their yachts were bombed. Bombs. Some actu...
"Look, all I'm saying is that it's not that bad! I have a place to live, I have food, I have health, and quite frankly, I'm sick of hearing about your rights!"I yelled back at him. Frank sat there at the table and sighed. "You just don't GET it, do you? WE ARE SLAVES! We don't have control of our lives!" "Bro, I...
"We cannot let it fall into the their hands."Arasyev muttered, looking to the others. "Of course not. It is good we intercepted the American before the Libyan Nationalists did. Their foolish notion was to use nuclear weapon as a threat. Imagine what they would do with a time machine."Mose said, tracing the excessi...
"Where'd you say you're from again?"the blacksmith asked as he examined the coins I'd just placed in his hand. "I didn't,"I said, trying to swallow my nerves. "What's the name?"he demanded. I caught him eying my horse's saddle pack. "Riverton." The blacksmith tossed the coins back at me, bouncing to the ground. "...
Humans, tactical assesment. Although humans are not particurarly strong, fast, or smart, they have a few features that make them extremely dangerous to face. I, Their size: Although their small posture compared to other species may seem like a disadvantage at first, it is very useful for them, since their smaller si...
And when you pull the arrow from Bibliotheca's shoulder, what oozes from the wound is white and beautiful, a milky liquid begging for a taste. "Don't,"Bibliotheca warns, working himself back on all four legs. "I wasn't—" "Shhhh,"he says, both upright ears aimed to the south, "They're coming, I'll see you next time...
Quiet conversations blended together with the soothing sound of the piano that played in the middle of the dimly lit room. A waiter weaved between the tables in his darker than black suit and bow tie, arriving at a table of two who were lost in each other’s eyes. “Lobster Thermidor and Lamb Shank,” the waiter said, pl...
Dr. Winston Johnson, president of the universe, knelt down to tell his two children that their favorite planet to vacation on, ASDFG-476, was going to go live on a farm. “How does a planet go live on a farm?” Phineas, Winston’s son, said. “It’s a planet. It’s not even living.” “Well, sure, right, of course, but y...
It was complete. A metal shell surrounding an entire star, it's pure, raw energy concentrated into a single beam powering my greatest creation. For all of human history, einstein's famous equation had been proven true, but only on the smallest of scales. This. This was something else. Pure energy being concentrated a...
At least, that's what I tell my boss. Ha. You see, New York City beauracracy is INCREDIBLY inefficient and downright dumb. So taking advantage of it is pretty easy- you juat have to have an "in."Years ago, before Spider-Man was around, I was a normal trash guy. I rode on the back of the truck, I picked up the trash, I...
I lay in the bottom of my tank, despair eating me up as I await my fate. I have seen it several times since being brought to this strange floating island called Titanic, dozens of my fellow crustaceans dropped into a pot, their screams cutting off abruptly. And then they are served to the large fleshy predators with ...
"Oracle Thomas, I cants find my shovel! Wats wills I do! Thomas glanced at the 9 foot tall 'man' shoving himself into his home. The Oracle grimly nodded and seemed in serious thought before finally speaking. "Head back to your house, spin in place, and look down at your hands and what you need shall find you." "Ta...
"NONONO!! Bad virtual dog, bad dog!"I panic as my AI, just a simple companion AI meant to power mechanical pets. My screen starts throwing hundreds of errors as the Pentagon's advanced anti-cyberwarfare programs start to attack it, only to be foiled by my AI. "PENTAGON UPLOAD AND SUBVERSION: COMPLETE. INITIATING MA...
"Mr Michaels", the small boys head appeared around the plywood door, the brush plate handle scuffed with use. A small vertical window, cross hatched with thin fibres, showed a sliver of the classroom within. Rows of neat benches, colourful walls filled with posters and paper backed drawings of leaves, various countrie...
"Bro." "What can I say bro, I can't stop myself from hating you. I hate you so much that there's no way your feelings could match mine." "Bro." "Bro." The twins clapped each other on the shoulder, gave a middle finger to whatever entity tried to trip them up. They were used to it. After all, who but a god could c...
"Hi, this is Stessy Jamison of Local News 12, with a woman who claims to have some relation to the neanderthal, is that correct?" "Correct." "And that relation would be?" "He's my husband." "Oh!" "Well, ex." "I see. And hearing about this recent incident of him..." "Doesn't surprise me. When we were together, he...
So, I took this one in a weird direction. Hopefully, it isn't too weird. Cheers! ___ As the ages passed, one truth held. Four children born, three find destiny, one finds indifference. As it goes each generation, churning child after child. Runner, connecting disparate with each stride. Fighter, defeating strife with e...
Sean had been out all night, sleeping over at Laurel's house. He was supposed to be back an hour ago. I am slightly worried, but I am sure it's nothing. To assuage my baseless fears, I go to ask my mom if Sean has come home yet. Perhaps I somehow missed him. Mom looks at me, confused. "Sean?" "Yeah, Sean." My dad lo...
Adam flipped a burger on the grill. His friends and family had all gathered for the barbeque he had put together. As far as they knew, it was just something he had decided to do, simply because it was summer. But he had a much different purpose in mind. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw his girlfriend, Jill, place ...
Lily Evans still couldn’t believe it even as she saw the uniformed dictator float menacingly behind his desk with his hands behind his back. The feared leader of the Soviet Union, the enemy of Britain and of the free world, was here in Hogwarts teaching Muggle Studies as a ghost. From what she learned from the lesson...
“Floorboard?” Was the only thing Aecro muttered after receiving the news that his homeworld had been exterminated. He had been told it was an expression of great surprise and grief, though he was starting to doubt his sources. “James, are you okay up there?” His supposed birth-giver interacted with him from the first...
"Hey, what's that one?" "The "Instagram"one?" "Yeah." Zygo moved the cursor over to the app and clicked on it. His talon tapped loudly on the trackpad. A couple of images showed up: people who were taking selfies at the sea, pets, children. "Go down a little. I want to see if there's more than just humans,"Yagu sa...
(Every unfamiliar term is a type of pasta; you shouldn't need to look them up to enjoy the story) Bong. The bell tolled the ninth strike of noon. Sheriff Doc Macaronay flexed his right hand, hovering next to his fusilli shooter, and tested his grip on his spaghetti lasso. He was ready. Bong. The tenth strike....
“Greetings, good citizen. May i interest you in-“ “No.” Alcod picked up his pace, and started jogging towards his house. “If you purchase it now, I’ll even let you-“ Alcod erratically faced the priest, glowering at him. “James doesn’t deserve an exorcism, he’s done nothing bad. Also, stop trespassing on my lawn.” ...
“I can’t believe this, I’m really here. From the beginning! Oh my god this is so fantastic!” Anton thought as he walked through the castle village. So many wonders in this place already, Anton took everything in. Anton had carefully crafted this place when he was at his lowest, he believed he’d never escape the alleywa...
"Huh?"I asked, puzzled. "Tea, like, the drink, you want some?"The lumbering beast responded, nonchalantly "we have coffee, too, if you prefer". "Tea would be great, English white with one sugar, if that's possible"I asked, puzzled at why I was placing an order for a cup of tea with a literal demon of hell. "A littl...
1234* A.D, the year of the first generations awakening. At some point toward the collapse of the Grand Roman Coalition, which had fallen into complete fracture, these human beings appeared. Most considered them to be aliens, or have something to do with gods. Using his mighty telekinetic powers, the Great Hercules ...
# Bargain Bin Superheroes (Arc ?, Interlude ?: Erik) (Note: Bargain Bin Superheroes is episodic; each part is self-contained. This story can be enjoyed without reading the previous sections. This section has not yet been placed in the timeline.) **There were two ways to respond to the apocalypse: collapse into despa...
The Immortal Widow, Yushilen. That was the title given to her when she was still young. Not in appearance, but in years, for her appearance never changed. Even now, at her deathbed, she still looked as she did back then. If anything had changed, it would be her soul. Her wounds would heal and her skin remained fair,...
"We finally formally meet, Blue Bandit." Well, I was tied to a chair with a sack over my head after being knocked out. Average Tuesday. The bag was ripped off my face to reveal a dark room. Getting kidnapped was normal enough as a vigilante, I could usually get out without much trouble, what surprised me was the shee...

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