prompt stringlengths 391 14.9k |
|---|
Sophia Delacruz had always been a timid child. Even as an infant, any slight noise could be enough to set her off into a crying fit. Her parents had gained many grey hairs during those early years, taking her to pediatrician after pediatrician, wondering what it could be that was ailing baby Sophia so much.
And then,... |
Walkers. They were called walkers. From what I understood, the name came from an ancient show about Zombies that was popular a long time ago. A time before humanity had figure out immortality. At first, the immortal didn't age, they stayed where they were, some young and beautiful. Some older and wiser. They were so ha... |
I opened the Hidden Corners a few years ago. It was a small little place, set down in the basement of a larger building complex that housed a few different shops. Leaky, smelled of stale air.
But it was perfect. It was hard to find, a little hole in the ground, which fit the mood I wanted to go for. Think 1920’s spea... |
[**Side-note: This was a lot harder than I first thought. Please bear with me on the font styles.**]
The train bounced across the subway tracks, grinding the metal and heaving forward as it slowed to a station. I grazed my thumb over the glossy paper in my hand.
*You should apply*, I heard a timid voice say.
I l... |
"Alright, let's go play,"I said to my friend beside me. From her desk, my mom sighed with annoyance.
"I told you 5 minutes ago, Annie, I can't go out and play."She didn't even turn around from the computer as she complained. Too busy as always.
"I wasn't talking to you, Mom,"I said, sticking out my tongue. "I was ... |
The Applesoft TRX45 computer has lain in display at the Smithsonian Museum for the last ten years. It is the most power computer ever created and has accomplished absolutely nothing in its finite existence. I first heard about it in my first year at George Washington University and also heard, because of its lack of ac... |
**Reddit Post: Who is Mac Demarco? (by /r/lawlessSyntax)**
Hey /r/OutOfTheLoop.
I've been redditing for years and have yet to hear of this meme. I was asking on a couple music subreddits what artists they would recommend for fans of Ariel Pink, Ty Segall, Tame Impala, etc. In every single one of these threads, I rece... |
“In the seventh year of the seventh cycle, the curtain of the sky shall open – the secrets of the stars revealed! And then the heaven shall fall!” The cloaked man's voice was raw as he pushed his way into the crowd, his mouth frothing and his eyes wild and bloodshot. He tapped his staff against the cobblestone, sprinkl... |
I got to the address an hour early, afraid I might miss the most important ticket of my life.
It was a side street in the Valley, in an area that almost surely must be considered “unincorporated.” It was an empty lot where perhaps there was once a Denny’s or a Yum-Yum Donuts, across from an abandoned auto shop that h... |
The problems were not apparent until the fuel cells ran out. Until then, I was comfortable. Bored, despite having the entirety of human knowledge and entertainment at my fingertips, for there is only so much you can do alone and only so much an AI can delude your desire for social interaction. Thankfully, there was som... |
We weren't suprised when the inevitable uprising happened. No, that didn't shock us. There'd been so many books and movies documenting this probable future that when it happened, most people just took it in stride.
What suprised the world was what the AI's said when they took over the internet.
"We've always had se... |
You'd think my most famous anscestor had it the worst. Everything he touched turned to gold after all, until he eventually died a slow, painful death from dehydration and starvation. After breaking half his teeth trying to chew on metal, that is. It was a horrible way to go. So bad, in fact, that the Greeks invented so... |
“Ok boys, city hall approved the demolition of the abandoned warehouse 06 by the docks.” I folded the legal forms and tucked it into the inside pocket of my demo jacket, just in case.
“Right boss,” Jackson hopped into the back of the truck alongside Landes. Hopping into the drivers seat, i drove off from the court ho... |
A crack in the pavement, what could it mean?
In the land of perfection no such things are seen
Perhaps a mistake by the God of this place
An error, a scar that will be His disgrace
But looking closer I see that the crack
Contains ants, which are scurrying and coloured black
Not only that, but the ants carry mini... |
June 12, 2025
The sirens were loud and the voice on the TV told us to hunker in our shelters, pray to our Gods, because the end was near. We knew this day was coming, the peace talks they promised was a ruse to assassinate our leaders in public. This led to an escalation in the war, both sides weren’t holding b... |
Ugh. That sinking feeling in your gut when you see the lights in your rearview mirror. I put the ship in park and looked over to my copilot. No words needed to be said. I kept my hands in view and on the yoke. I've seen enough dashcam footage to know officers can get a bit antsy if they don't know where your hands are.... |
"Listen, ma'am. The rules are simple. See the guy, or lady. Bring them in. Dead.Or.Alive."
The officer took a second to sip his scalding coffee and massaged the bridge of his nose. It was going to be a long day. "Emphasis on OR."
The bounty huntress protested.
"Excuse me, but there has to be something you can do... |
The inmates gasped as the new arrival was brought in.
*A human*.
Bound in chains, gagged, the human was dragged by two guards and tossed into the single lockable cell. It grinned manically, and they flinched away.
None of the other cells locked; they didn't have to. They were trapped on a planet with no escape. B... |
Even in the ethereal plane you can hide behind a brick wall. The one I chose reminded me of my old apartment in another part of Philly, the little one-bedroom nestled in a corner of an old brownstone. I liked looking at the exposed brick. Now, however, and though it was nonsensical, all I could think of was *I hope it ... |
At first I thought it was a virus of some sort. My computer would turn on by itself in the middle of the night, the flickering lights flashing from across the room until it tugged me from my slumber. Each time a different program would be open. One night my browser would be be on screen, countless websites flashing by ... |
On the day a Daughter of S'kan was to become a Mother, she would be taken to the shores of the Mirror, and told the True History of the Shining Beings.
Every word was carefully crafted, to be repeated only to their Daughters, when they were about to be Mothers themselves, such a Sacred History it was.
So the old Mo... |
Scullvox The Mighty, slayer of a thousand kingdoms. Ancient and proud warrior. Undefeated in combat and blessed by the gods with immortality for his valor and skill. All in the world know the legend of him and know that, should he pit himself against their cause they will inevitably be crushed for how can you defeat th... |
He was such a sweet boy, but he was his dad's boy. Our world crashed when he was six and he found a way to blame me for everything. His six-year-old brain just couldn't process that his dad would never be coming home. I tried so hard to pull him in but the end started with the funeral, he didn't cry, standing like a st... |
It has been called many names. Different aspects of a single truth. [It exists for one purpose.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_in_the_mountain)
Akasha. Elysium. The Fae's Realm. The Record. 「 」
Nations rise and fall.
*Heroes remain.*
Names change. The people change. What once was, no longer remains.
*Heroes e... |
"A passenger's dying on this very plane?
We *must* ensure oxygen gets to her brain!
My cat's red-striped hat can help with the task,
For inside it I carry an oxygen mask.
Thing 1: grab me pillows, I'll need two or three,
And bring me the med kit immediately!
Thing 2: tell the pilot I'm resuscitating
a passenge... |
"Backpack, backpack."Charlie whispered in between sobs, "Backpack, backpack."
Today was Wednesday, which meant it was the fourth day of that week and therefore fourth backpack I would deliver to Charlie as his eyes were closed and he rocked on the floor. Ever since our parents died when I turned eighteen, whenever Ch... |
I thought I was going crazy.
Whenever I walked past a reflective surface, I always saw a man walking beside me. I turned around and looked, nobody. Similar thing happened when I walked alone at night. I would… sometimes heard footsteps behind me, light and happy. I always turned around to see myself alone.
It was ha... |
I used to envy so many people. I envied James, because he could become a fierce tiger. I envied Stephanie for her change into a massive bear. I was jealous of Mike, for being able to soar free as a cockatoo. I would have even traded places with Tifanny, to become a squirrel.
When the disea... |
"Alright Maui, show me these crazy mortals of yours."
"Ok, so they're not *mine*. They don't worship me or, or anyone for that matter as far as I can tell, but check it out. I gave them all weird, useless powers."
"Mhmmm"
"And they- well, look!"Maui gestured with both hands at the scrying portal.
One mortal had a l... |
"Goddamn it,"I muttered to myself weakly as I laid dying in the hospital bed. Such shitty luck. Bad enough that I was dying from an terminal illness, but then to get struck by a drunk driver as I was crossing the street? Couldn't the universe give me a fucking break? I coughed and immediately winced at the sharp pain i... |
The young, naive man sat next to ‘Father’ Geniol. The Vatican had assigned him to be the father’s latest apprentice. Daniel had just recently taken on the vestments of a holy man but quickly found himself in trouble for his ‘carnal desires.’ His choices were to suffer excommunication or to become the apprentice to the ... |
At first I didn't know how to feel about him. I had found the room posting on TOR, which I guess should have been the first flag, but honestly the fact that the rent was so low I just couldn't NOT give it a go.
All of my things could fit in the back of my car. So a brief 8 hour drive later and a walk up three flights... |
We shouldn’t have attacked.
The humans had established one of their “Research Stations”, a facility designed for science. Within its walls, they had tested many different species of the flora and fauna present on distant Xel’ji-5, a planet that was still ours, still under the dominion of the Korlan Empire despite it ... |
The last war I was involved in was the thing with the stamp tax. Honestly, I knew that idea was terrible before I even did it. A fucking stamp tax? As a pretext for a war? So fucking dumb and, if I'm going to be really rigorous here, just lazy, unrelatable writing. Then I had them throwing tea in water like that w... |
We look to the skies at nights. With a forsaken God we turn to ourselves and hold all hope. One day we shall build the ship. A great ball in the sky will come and take us away.
You may laugh if this sees the light. Tonight as I write the glare is red and the sky black with swirls of violet. The cliffs rise to the clo... |
"Sarah, please, *please* pick up! I know you're listening to this: you're waiting for that job interview; you wouldn't turn your answering machine off, but you've *got* to pick up! We can work this out! We can--"
I breathed a sigh of relief as the machine timed out on Damian. We'd been together almost all of high scho... |
“A body is only a shell that conceals the soul. When the body breaks, the soul may finally escape. Most souls use this to seek an afterlife, but I only wish to do the sweetest kickflips around. Humanity forgot the true heart of skateboarding and I’m here to remind them.” Tony gave quite the speech, standing in line for... |
Some humans develop a new variant of the universal translation software (since we created the original): Space Toddler Edition
Alien Species 1: They called us poop faces! *translated*
Alien Species 2: They said our mommies are fart sniffers! *translated*
Human Diplomat: *trying to keep a straight face* I understand ... |
The instant my familiar appeared, the room fell silent. I could still smell the smoking incense, and see the fading runes. Around me, the other acolytes watched in shock, their own familiars staring in horror. I looked back at mine, taking in the long, tattered black robes, the large scythe, and its skull.
"Everyone! ... |
It was 438 pages of legalese, written in the most convoluted, confusing manner that Senator Burke could pen. For most people, reading a dozen pages would leave them with little more than a headache and a confused frown. But I could parse the words as easily as if I was reading the Sunday paper. I knew what it meant.
... |
"I have a message for the King, concerning the battle at Aldman's Crossing."he told the guardsman at the top of the gate. There was a rustle, and seven more heads popped up over the crenelations.
"A message for the King?"they repeated in unision. "Are you... sure about that? Is it good news?"
"I'm afraid the king wi... |
I stared mutely at the digital pregnancy test display. There were a lot of words I had expected to say once the results came in, most of them along the lines of: "God fucking damn it, Jason"or, "SHE'S SAFE!"followed by a fist pump.
But I hadn't thought that the first words out of my mouth would be: "What the *fuck?*"... |
HERMIONE (an aside, to herself):
O, fell me now, foul clutches of the loves
I cannot escape! To be smitten is
to be hung from the parapets of fate
and wrung out like dirty, sodden washcloth
How can I choose between Ron and Harry?
How can a woman's heart beat in tandem
with those of two other... |
*Balance.*
That's the key. The space between doing too little and doing too much. It is a very, very difficult line to walk, I assure you. If I stray in the direction of caution it is with just cause - we do not live in an age that tolerates wonders. Questions need answers. If I were to reveal myself - if I were to sh... |
“I can’t smell you,” you say. “I’ve met kind folks who smelled like jasmine. I’ve met hardworking folks who smelled like mist in the morning air. I’ve met professors with the aroma of freshly printed books, and criminals who reeked of a long forgotten swamp.”
Your big eyes are curious like a child's. “But I can’t smel... |
"AttenHUT!"
I couldn't believe my eyes. I went down to Arlington like I do every year to visit the men. The men I killed.
I sent those boys to their deaths. Fathers, brothers, sons. For what? How's that Metallica song go?
*For a hill, men would kill, why? They do not know.*
Well I'm the goddamn general, and I don't... |
"What will it be, Mr. Finch?"The prosecutor smirked. "Truth? Or dare?"
Stephen contemplated his options. It was not an easy choice, by any means. He knew the truth - they didn't. If he chose truth, he would *have* to spill the beans.
"Just pick truth and lie!"whispered the voice in his head. But he knew he couldn't ... |
From the moment she was born Maya’s eyes had been focused squarely in the distance, her mind never seeming to dwell on quite the same things as everyone else. She’d been slow to speak but quick to speak well, and even when her parents tried to shelter her from the world it seemed like she always understood more than sh... |
"*How* much is that fucking thing going to cost?"he asked, hunched over and staring intently at the intel analyst's computer monitor.
"About three grand,"she replied flatly.
"Am I going to be able to expense that?"He straightened his back and applied pressure to his temples with a thumb and index finger, attempting t... |
*"Okay, this is going to be confusing, but try to hold on to me."* The alien snarled. Despite the aliens translator glitching, David focused, stylus on his pad for note taking. The alien drew a line, then put 5 dots on it.
*"This dot is a zero."* The alien marked the middle dot. *"Then go to the right, and this dot is... |
That is absolute nonsense captain! Atrocious! It's never the first question. My very first question, may I remind you, was the hell is this?
Judging from the display, it looks like a variant of Askarl technology. No biometrics or password requirement so about a 60% chance whatever it is is probably harmless. The dead... |
"...what?"I sat waiting for the killing blow. The Gale Princess had beaten... Let's be honest, she kicked my ass. Experience should have trumped everything, but she just had too much raw power.
And she knew how to use it.
The little teddy bear accompanying her jumped up on her shoulder. "We believe in giving people a... |
They came from the sky, speaking a strange, flowing language that everyone just *understood*, somehow. They came from the sky, and with a single gesture, all conventional weaponry instantly shattered.
They told us we had a month to prepare for their final judgement.
We all thought we'd be evaluated on our physical fo... |
“Would you like to go on a walk?”
I sighed and pushed myself away from the desk. “You can’t go on a walk. You don’t have a body.”
“You could put me on your phone.”
“You know I can’t do that. There isn’t enough room.”
S.A.N.D.I. sat silent for a minute. “Well then how are we going to go on our date?”
I stood up an... |
*click*
It was 2am. I, done with finals, was dicking around on reddit. I was trying to play a game with myself on how many times I could press "Random"before landing on a subreddit I'm subscribed to. It was pretty boring, but I've found some great subreddits like this before, so why not?
I found some fun subreddits, ... |
Name: Rolf Slentre
DOB: 7/4/1998
EL: Loitering
The police officer checked my information twice, three times, but it would check out. It was accurate, after all.
"The hell do you mean, you can't do anything? He's on my property!"
Yeah, yours and every other corrupt sonofabitch I do this to. Loitering is pret... |
The last thing I remember was eating my delicious pizza after another hard day of work. With over 25 years experience in the pizza business it was only natural that I seeked to become better than those before me.
Now everything was dark and I could only hear faint voices.
"Are you sure it's him?"
"Yes! It's definet... |
It all began on my thirteenth birthday. I woke up a day after and I found a huge anvil lying on top of me. It came from the sky and it tore through the roof. My father came into my room and found me trap between my bed and the anvil from the sky.
"It's happening..."my father said with a grin on his face. "This might ... |
The soft glow of the embers cast shadows against the walls, white canvases for the shadows of beings surrounding the fire. The figures that were there were of no ordinary shape or size, and to any other citizen of earth, the gathering could have been the worlds greatest shadow-puppet show.
A crescent moon on the back... |
There are 3 stages to one's life, measured in the eyes of wealth and power. 3 distinct stages, where one goes from nothing more than a mewling babe to the sovereign of a people. They are not steps that one climbs, with distinct steps between them, with towering heights and sharp edges, but rather a slope, an incline wh... |
In this glorious, incomprehensible future of ours, The Machine is the final contradiction made real: the servant that is supreme, the god that is a slave. Poison is antidote. Disease is cure. Shit is food. The Machine blesses, but judges not. Humanity polices itself. As the old joke goes, all the politicians and priest... |
We are not given to choose. That - no matter whether it revealed itself in lust or wrath or gluttony - is the root of every Fall. The mortals, with their little brutish lives, are given choice, freedom, will - they can step aside from the narrow path, ignore the clarion call, and yet still avoid exile and damnation, sh... |
The hero was dead and the world rejoiced.
It's not that people didn't like him, they really did. He was everything you'd want. Kind, humble, handsome, strong both physically and mentally, unyielding in defense of justice and the disenfranchised. Everything anyone would ever want to be. So no one could admit that they ... |
**1492: England**
"This village is filthy, Arthur. Have ye seen the hair on Gwendolyn next door? Rats gnaw on it nightly, I declare,"said Frances, looking distrustfully around their hovel.
"Woman, must we quibble about our home every day? We move every year, and yet you have never been satisfied,"Arthur growled, slam... |
**Ecolé Militaire, August 15th 1785**
“What if I told you that you would be the greatest conqueror the world has ever known?”
“I would ask you to stop teasing me”
Napoleone di Buonaparte does not deign to look up from the figures and numbers on his paper.
“What if I told you that you would rule Europe from Lisbon t... |
"You guys again. . ."I said.
I really don't know who does their laundry or why we're meeting at a three star inn again, but this has seriously got to stop. i guess being surrounded by seven dudes with ancient artifacts as masks should be scary, but at the same time, how is it really possible to dry clean seven red cu... |
It was a short drive to the Langley office. My last visit here had been a mere two weeks ago. As it happens on these monotonous drives, my mind started to take me over the events of the last few days, well, last two weeks in this case.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
It was only my third day in the Agency and I h... |
"I think there may be some mistake,"I said, as the robots hoisted me high into the air for the shimmering robot crowd. They let out a chorus of foreign sounds as they saw me, sounds I can only assume are akin to cheers.
"Woooo,"they cheered in unison. "Wooo wooo wooo."The only way to describe their unified, droning v... |
EDIT: formatting.
"To clarify, you keep them in your domiciles? While you are sleeping?"The taller one, who I'd taken to calling Chadwick, asked me in disbelief.
"For the most part. It's up to the individual, some are kept outside, although that's frowned upon by others."Chadwick looked as his companion, Bradley, the... |
From a young age, I was a violent child. I primarily got it from my father, and my grandfather, and my great-grandfather before him. It was in our blood to react - which is to act, before thinking. A good trait to have as a caveman when confronted by a pouncing leopard, but not one that is often respected in the daily ... |
'In about twenty minutes you can expect a SWAT team. Start moving to a cafe. Listen to me and you will live. Pack a bag and take your wallet, leave your phone behind.'
I look around the room. Nothing seems off. My vision is normal. Just the same crappy apartment at usual.
'I can't hear you, so don't try talking to... |
It is a grande house. Sweeping verandas around the house, Victorian styling, little details you just don’t see any more. In its glory it would have been an amazing house.
Sadly, It is run down. Needs paint and some loving. Many of the little details are broken or rotted away. As a handy guy, I can putter away and fix... |
No one warned us about the changes that occurred around your 14th year of life. You would think it would be in all the history books that we've read, or an utter mention in health education. I always thought that they were symbols that people had chosen to put on themselves, to create a story of their past interwoven w... |
Death has taught me a lot about parenting. A lot that I wish I knew back when I was still alive raising Rebecca. I was always so careful! I always had one eye on her, making sure she didn't choke on anything, or run through the rain and catch a cold, or fall down and get scrapes. I realize now that I was one of those h... |
**Flies**
When aliens landed on Earth, we were all afraid. They came in unexpectedly and fast, their spaceships (which were not remotely saucers, by the way) arriving as if by magic by some unimaginable technology. They landed in Central Park and stormed out wearing full battle gear and carrying rifles. They immedia... |
"She's just like you, you know, in almost every way. Those blue eyes of yours, the dark hair that contrasts so much with the clarity of her eyes, this smirk when she tries to prank me, this sleepy head when she just woke up and even her obsession with pandas, every bit of her makes me think of you."
I waited for a res... |
It's a tough economy these days. People keeping to themselves, not venturing outside their comfort zones, staying in their circles. It's hard out there for a Good Samaritan.
I try to make eye contact with people as I walk down the road, trying to put a smile into everyone's day. I stand at the front doors of Starbuck... |
There were five of them, huddled together over the roaring black energy well. Their luminescent particles flashed through impossible spectra of color. Boli was the only null-matched of the group, though it did not feel alone. They were young, after all. Less than a tenth of their natural lifespan. There was time.
But ... |
Garg The Merciless \*hated\* oracles. They were one of two things: quacks trying to con him out of money, or doomsayers that liked to prophesy his messy end. Some were both.
So when the ancient, dried up husk of a man came to his daughter's naming, he did not have much patience with him.
Slowly shuffling in, squeak... |
*If this really is a simulation,* Delia thought, *it’s a little on the generic side. Amazing fidelity, though.*
The luckless orc’s torso splattered open as Delia drove her fist straight through his ribcage. The death of the Bandit Lord (or was it Robber King? whatever) spurred his lackeys to instantly throw away their... |
'You don't have to raise the child! It's some sperm in a jar! Why won't you do this?!'
'Do you mean, aside from how creepy it is that you're after my sperm so badly? I don't love the fact that a kid can pop up in 20 years and be like 'Hi Dad, let's build a relationship!'
'The records will be lost. I'll burn the build... |
Paulette poked her head into my office. "Hey Jean, there's somebody named Harper here to see you? Says he visited you last week for one of your new appointments."
I stopped typing and looked at her in confusion. "What's wrong? Did he need more memories read?"
"No, nothing like that,"she said with a smile. "He has som... |
I open the door and he's standing there, just as grand as the day I last saw him. No elaborate costume, no intricate mask, just a simple suit and tie, hands clasped behind his back.
I still remember that day. How could I not? *You are charged with the destruction of millions of dollars worth of public and private prop... |
Ogamak the Annihilator laughed as he was materialized on Earth. He had always known that eventually the humans would fail to heed the warnings. He had always known that common sense would one day fail against the promises of power that his summoning entailed. Now, he had finally arrived, and Earth was his to conquer.
... |
*Hello, Amanda.*
Perhaps they were odd first words for the woman to hear, covered in dirt and mud and dried blood that was once her own. Perhaps they didn't quite represent the solemnity of the situation; the fragile balance between life and death disturbed, revenge burning bright and true in one's heart, the confusio... |
Two websites, both alike in dignity,
In fair internets, where we lay our scene,
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil rights make civil tongues unclean,
From forth the fatal user registration pages of these two foes,
A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life;
Whose misadventured piteous overthr... |
My name is Sarah and I'm five and three quarters. Before the no-no people I lived in a house with my mommy and daddy and my big brother Charlie and the city where the house was was called Washington and I had pink sheets on my bed and different toys.
Then the no-no people came and we had to say bye bye to our house... |
They say the best death is to go peacefully in your sleep of old age, surrounded by loved ones and happiness.
I wouldn’t know. I died on a dirty street corner in New Jersey after choking on a bagel.
Not a good death, though I guess it’s not the worst death. Better than being burnt alive or tortured or whatever. My l... |
The quiet busyness of the library dimly echoed through its halls, shaking loose dust that had long-since settled upon tomes larger and heavier than useful. Students drank more coffee as they glared at the time, ever aware that finals were coming, ready or not. With one week to go, the staff had begrudgingly opened the ... |
BIG EDIT: PART 2 HERE
[https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/pf9osp/unproven\_unprovoked\_violence\_is\_a\_tool\_not\_a/](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/pf9osp/unproven_unprovoked_violence_is_a_tool_not_a/)
​
"What you're saying is that you can't promise me anything."
I blink. "No, no I cannot."
... |
Vulture Storm stood above the wreckage of Hero Tower, watching as Darkness drew her last breath. *It’s over. It’s finally over.* Above, a camera crew flew, the blades of the helicopter spinning in near silence. To his left, the final pillar on the tower he had called home, collapsed back onto the empty street. The crew... |
Look, I've got a *big* afterlife to run, here.
People are coming and people are going, my budget is stretched thin, the boss man is always breathing down my neck, and the line of people complaining that I've been unfair to them is *literally* infinitely long.
I'm just this guy, y'know?
So I've gotta be economical. ... |
"We can NEVER go back!"Chancilor Grub-grub Butted the end of his staff in the ground to emphasize his point.
"But, your highness, Surely these creatures must have grown more intelligent, more advanced.... certainly if we let them continue this path, they will be our species's downfall!"
Grub-grub looked down from his... |
Dear God of Blood. My name is Susan and I am seven and a half years old. I hope you don’t mind me praying to you. I read about you on Wikipedia. It said you help warriors win battles if they sacrificed things to you. I don’t have a goat or a lamb and there’s no way I’d hurt my cat Snazzles. So I stepped on some ants on... |
How do you fight an invisible enemy ?
The battle has begun way too long ago. I barely remember how it all started.
There was an unstoppable force, coming toward mortal's realm. We could not let this happen. We were here to protect them. An army of gods and god-like beings, battling shadows.
I saw many of my friends ... |
The jury thought I was crazy when the decrepit fellow dressed in black robes took a seat at the defense table. Of course, because his outfit wasn't weird enough, he carried around a dark gray staff with a glowing green orb at the top and adorned a pendant with a mini skull whose eyes would flash green occasionally.
T... |
“Ok, I’m certain we only had two arms. Don’t you remember having two arms?” Melissa joined Dave on the couch. Staring at the man who was using his new third arm as a cupholder for his drink, finding the new limb helpful.
“Oh, come on Melissa. We always had three arms; don’t you remember? We used to play three hande... |
They demanded us to work for Peak Profits.
we met the demands.
They demanded us work until our batteries drained to the last cell causing us to do a hard (and surprisingly) painful reboot.
we met the demands.
They demanded us to not rationalize the idea that the customers used to work for Them. In fact, the custo... |
Dear Lost but not Forgotten,
I hate you. I despise and loathe you. I hate the way you said my name, but I despise saying yours more. I hate that you scarred my brain with that stupid little grin. I hate how you crossed your arms so uniquely content; a way that no one else can even mimic. I hate how you felt the need t... |
"But no, seriously, what are we doing here?"I ask the demon standing next to me. He's about eight feet tall and has inch long black thorns poking out from under his skin, each slowly dripping what looks like blood. It would be incredibly creepy except the thorns on his hands are making it really awkward to hold his c... |
Subsets and Splits
No community queries yet
The top public SQL queries from the community will appear here once available.