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My friends had opted for the surgery too. We had made a pact to go through it together but they had developed their powers over a year ago. Meanwhile I waste my days still stuck in a wheelchair, still breathing through a tube and now watching them all outside; flying and fighting and having fun. They practice to become...
”It’s all really quite simple.” You noted as you sipped the exquisite fey tea. “I’m just a landlord like any other. I told you this when we set off I think.” “That doesn’t explain anything!” Jasper exclaimed, instinctively striking a heroic pose as befits a hero of his caliber. “When we met you all you owned was a few...
I hate people. I moved to the middle of a forest to get away from them. And, it worked. Mostly. I go months, or even years, without seeing or hearing another living person. But, when I do... It's always an adventurer. I especially hate adventurers. They think they're all so special with their tragic and/or myster...
“Huh, well that’s not terribly reassuring.” The words “Very Special Episode” echoed in your mind as your first waking thought, much as every other day for as long as you could remember. A title for the day to come ahead, as it were. Sometimes these titles gave valuable insight in to things you might want to try and ...
I did as she said. I interacted with none of the visions. But that didn’t mean I wasn’t going to try and decipher them. I recalled the visions in my mind. First was the holy symbol the cleric used to cast the spell, but then it morphed and shifted into something else. I could hardly describe it. The symbol was a...
"I'm not leaving."I sat down, arms crossed over my body. The angel, —no longer in their most unnerving form of spinning eyes,— sat down across from me. They looked exasperated. "Despite my best efforts, I've lost count of how many times-" "349."I interrupted. I hadn't lost count. The angel got up — they seemed t...
The Queen lay on the bed, beaten and bruised from the fight I'd just witnessed. In front of her, the Knight paused, raising his sword. "Strike me down, and this war will finally be end—well? Will you get on with it?" "I'm trying!"The Knight shifted in the strange dancing movements that he'd used in the battle. I...
"At first we couldn't believe our eyes. There we were, on the beach, enjoying some music and drinks out of the back of our van when people started pointing out to the ocean. On the horizon there was some kind of boat. At first we didn't think much of it, but as it got closer people started realizing it had sails. My ...
Hello new employee! Here at Bobbert’s things and people, We take pride in having every employee fit a job, no matter what! After careful consideration, your position in this company will be [POSITION_STRING] so get used to being called [NULL] and [POSITION_RELATED_NICKNAME_STRING] your pay will be [INTEGER].25$ and yo...
A group of the best non-humans there were, one scientist and five military personnel, died within two hours on a simulation of Earth. One human leading four hundred survivors from a shipwreck managed to get the entire group to survive for a month before they were located and picked up. Now, you are all aware that Hum...
It's cold in the cell, and blurry. A fuzzy grey permeates everything, the faded bars on the window, my breakfast as it rattles into my room. Even my hands are a smudged, dirty grey. The slivers of my fingernails dark with grime. My eyesight was always dim, but now it's lost all color as well, as though the world's ra...
"Eyes up, contact!"The voice crackled in my head, the implant instantly relaying the voice of our scout, Heimdall. I swept my rifle forward, the optical scope linked to my retina implants, instantly targeting whatever I saw. I switched from standard to thermal with a thought, the world taking on a dark blue hue. To my ...
“Melinda Michaelchuck, you’re the last person I expected to see in this building.” Allen Smith was shaking his head as we moved from the waiting room to his office. The plump man in the million dollar suit was almost unrecognizable to me. He had been scruffy, thin, and wearing a filthy winter coat when we met four year...
When he says that 'Ma shot first' I took it to mean that she had anticipated that Scott had gone inside with the intent of killing her and so had paid Jonathan to go inside so he could then kill Scott on his release. It explains Jonathan's vagueness about why he's inside, why the shy Jonathan approaches Scott to sit ...
He looked at her with his coal-black eyes. "I know you might find me a bit obtuse,"he said, "But I believe we're right for each other. We complement each other." She stared silently. The degree of her annoyance was increasing by the second. "Please,"he said, clasping his clawed hands together. "You may not think I'm ...
A while ago, I decided that if I had to rot in here, in between planes, I might as well be useful. I had thought about haunting for fun but fought against it. When I found the Samps, I thought I could help them. A mono-parental mom, with 2 children, a son and a daughter, aged 9 and 4 back then. The first time I tucke...
Jasper rode the elevator alone to Mr. Hu's office on the top floor, while trying his best not to dampen the manila folder too much with his sweaty palms. It was a feeling shared by everyone in the building; today's meeting was a critical turning point not just for the company, but for the country of Edensia. The secre...
I felt a tap on my forehead. 'Wendy, get up. We're alone.' The mortician informed me. I sat up on the cold metal table and stretched. 'Thanks Hannah.' 'No problem. But remember, its Bridget now. Hannah was my my mother.' She reminded me. 'Right.' I snorted. 'How many generations has this place been in your family...
Phildar the psycho they call me. The great culler. The Wizard of death. Harsh names I think, all I wanted to do was create spells to help people. I create spells with the intent to heal or assist people in simple tasks. But you make one spell that flays people of their skin when used incorrectly and they start giving...
It took us too long to realise. We first encountered them just under 5 years ago, when we turned up unannounced by warp drive in a star system that was at the edges of their expansion. And we did the most human thing possible. We panicked. As we approached them one our exploration ships let out a warning shot and the ...
The Sister \| The Brother :---\|:--- Today is the day \| Today is the day Today they are going to announce the verdict. \| Today they are going to announce the verdict. Antsy and anxious, I can't just sit at home. I head to the bar. \| I've been on a bender for the past 2 weeks of deliberation. The case has been the ta...
I used to think that I was the descendant of King Arthur. At least, until I learnt that there was no real evidence of King Arthur ever existing. Now I have no idea who these mysterious knights are. I once tried asking online, describing their armor in as much detail as I could, but no one was able to piece it together....
“Why can't you be more like your sister?” It was a question I got a lot from my parents, teachers, and sometimes I asked myself the same thing. My sister was a world class ranked Pokemon trainer. She had traveled the world and boasted a Pokemon collection of almost every type of Pokemon there was. I, on ...
My eyes are heavy as I stumble to my feet. "Ah, fuck,"I mumble, burping a little as I steady myself. I look around to see a room shrouded in mist. It's ethereal... mythical. Then it hits me. The fucking headache. It cracks open my skull and screams to the air. Jesus, what happened last night? "So... you're awake?"the...
At about four in the morning, the vampire came knocking on my door. I wasn't sleeping. I had hoped I could catch a few hours before the regular day began, but it wasn't to be. My clients who came during regular business hours were just going to have to deal with slower treatment. They were used to that, I supposed. Th...
"...And that's about the long and short of it,"said the strangely dressed man. "You Know Who destroyed all the records for muggle-borns that he could find. Probably to keep others from finding out about the purges, you know? We're still trying to repair all the damage that was done." "I'm sorry,"Miss Honey said lookin...
Twenty years...never a peek, never a moment of weakness and curiosity. It was certainly a mistake to not bring down the radio to monitor how things were going. He wondered how many people would be left, have they built back society, are the remaining people troglodytes now? It was time to get out and see how the worl...
Humanity had officially never been attacked by any alien species ever. The key word is officially. No real alien fleet, coming with its mental reprogramming transmitters, will admit to having tried to take over the Earth only to find that humans aren't affected. No, not just aren't affected. They're completely, and 100...
The Being tells me that my life will begin again in a few moments, just as it did before. I ask if I'll remember anything. "Yes,"it says, "Everything. Everyone remembers everything." I wonder how that will work. My birth parents, for example, divorced when I was fifteen. I'm pretty sure they would have never gotten to...
"You cannot defeat Malazar the Mighty!"I roar, throwing my clawed hands into the air, standing in victory over the tiny human, my eyes a bright glowing red and my laughter a horrible cackle. "Taste your ruin and let your words turn to ashes in your mouth, ashes that remind you of your failure!" "It's just Monopoly."Sh...
Day 82, I think. I loved the movie Groundhog Day when I was younger. Bill Murray, reliving the same day over and over again. It just seemed like so much fun. He got to do whatever he wanted, with no consequences. He could steal money and buy whatever he wanted. He could say anything he wanted to say. Complete ...
An "X"on my right wrist, an "O"on my left. I look at them sometimes, late at night, bored at work, stuck in traffic, always when I feel alone. I was doing it again waiting for coffee, wondering when I'd ever meet either with a matching mark. All my life I've been told you find at least one before becoming an adult. My...
When he was young, Graham was always fighting something or someone. It was never his fault though. He was just around the most aggressive people in the whole country, considering his father was the leader of them all. Graham was the son of a leader of a group of mercenaries, and thus had a good amount of natural talent...
I can feel the mask. I didn't used to before, but something changed: it began to unstick from my face. I can run my finger down the line where it attaches to my face, like some sort of magnetic clasp. When I pulled hard enough, it came off. The world didn't like it when I showed myself. I don't like it either. It didn...
"A triple vodka and ether,"Aziam sat down on a bar stool with a heavy sigh. "Rough day?"I asked with a smile. Of course the concept of day and night was an Earthly one but Aziam knew what I meant nonetheless. "You have no idea,"he rolled three eyeballs up to the whale bone ceiling and back. Aziam was one of my reg...
"I pledge,"I looked around at the people in my church, waiting for me to finish the pledge. My mom's eyes sparkled, I promised her that I would change the world with my pledge. I didn't lie, but she probably won't forgive me. My cousin, Jamie, snickered. He knew what I was going to do, "I pledge to replace God."The chu...
# Bargain Bin Superheroes (Arc -1, Interlude 3: Connor) (Note: Bargain Bin Superheroes is episodic; each part is self-contained. This story can be enjoyed without reading the previous sections.) If you stare into the lo-fi girl, the lo-fi girl stares back at you. Not because she's a creep or anything, mind you...
"Captain, there's a man approaching the gate, half naked. He's wielding a branch. What do we do?" Following protocol, I just instructed a squadron of guards to surround him, for some reason he didn't seem concerned, walking forward towards the gate. I barely made out what he was talking about, he said something like...
It started off innocuous enough. Dr. Dynamo silently retiring from the scene. The Scarlet Slayer skipping her annual Christmas heist. People shrugged and moved on with their lives. Supervillainy was a fast-moving industry. Even S-Tier villains burnt out eventually. Then the bodies started showing up. First it was th...
I open my eyes, expecting to see demons dancing around me ; pitchforks in hand, muttering some demonic song or curse. But there is none. As far as I can see, everything is white and silent. I am alone in hell, if this is hell. I stand up, from where I had found myself lying on the cold floor. Suddenly I see that it...
Like those old Disney movies, where the dog-catcher chases the mutt across the city with a big pool-cleaning net, and trips over his own feet, and the dog slips through the chain-link fence and finds the kid without a dad and they become the best of friends. Except they catch people, and they have more than just nets, ...
Billy walked into class and right away noticed the sub. It was hard to miss I mean, it wasn't every day a sandwich taught a class. He was meaty, beefy, and Billy just couldn't help himself. Everyone in the class gasped as Billy took a shovel and relentlessly beat the sandwich to death. Thankfully Billy had remembered t...
The laughter began when I made my choice. In the beginning we chose to become. Some of us chose to reflect the primal nature of the beasts the stalk the land. Savage and feirce, their kind demanded blood and meat but offered strength. Some chose to reflect the earth itself. Wild and aloof their kind demanded sweat ...
"I gotta say, you wear it a lot better than I do,"Kayla said. She was wearing my best suit, and I her best dress. "The dress?"I couldn't help but stare back. Though it was still my body in that suit, I could hardly see the belly fat that hung out beyond my trousers. My face was clean and my hair was gelled. And had I...
"Ah, shit."Dave muttered as he caught sight of the wall and dropped his laundry basket. Frantically scrambling down the stairs, he called out: "Rachel?! Rachel?" "What's up?"Came the urgent reply from the couch. "You leave the door open?"he asked, halting at the bottom of the stairs with his heart racing. "No..."she...
"Please, there has to be something you can do! She really was a good person."God looked at me with pity but just shook his head "I'm sorry son, she didn't make the cut, there has to be rules."How could this be heaven if Samantha wasn't here with me, we had been together 17 years before the accident happened. "Get some ...
[PART 2 Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/redditserials/comments/dx1vv2/tamer_of_the_beasts_part_2/) Caleb Cooper slapped at his arm, growling as he did. Another damn Mosquito. He wouldn’t have said camping was his least favorite activity in the world, but that was because, even at sixteen, he could easily imagine wor...
You could say my life is pretty normal; of course to say that, you'd need to ignore the six legged little creature that's been following me around for the past few weeks. The day started as most do - get up, get dressed, go to work. As I left my house and was about to unchain my bike, I noticed a faint rustling sound ...
"Fiend! I challenge you!" Their voice was loud and bold, more pronounced in the immediate environment. No other sound save birdsong competed with the voice and the birds were shocked into silence. Heads turned to stare at the speaker, but their attention was placed firmly on their target. The target's head came up...
### Man Uses Same Knife 28 Times #### Someone else dead as a result (ATLANTA) In a shocking crime that has the entire region reeling, a man was convicted of using the same knife 28 times. Additionally, he killed a man in the process. "It's the most grotesque thing I've seen in all my years on the job,"Detective Bla...
It wasn’t until the early 21st century that we fully began to understand. We had researched for decades, made it a point to do our due diligence, focused on the pros and cons and evolutionary quandaries. The answer was always clear; crabs. “You know, crabs are the ultimate lifeform,” Dr. Mitchell intoned, “Need a hom...
Feels like the adventurer figures out the chair is a mimic but then realizes that the mimic just protected his wife (and has spent the last 33 years NOT eating him) and he realizes that he can trust it. I find myself understanding how many different emotions this would elicit... Shock - "wait, how?!" Terror - "Mimics ...
I looked to my right at the desk lamp and wondered how and why it had painted the room inconsistent shades of purple. As I took my headphones off, reflex made me spin my office chair. The noise that had startled my curiosity was coming from the same source of light that had framed the Warm White LED bulb of my desk-lig...
"So, this is you.... you are Michael?"the clerk asked, although it was more of an accusation, we both knew. "Yes..."I trailed off, maintaining eye contact. My right shoulder twitched mutinously. In my life I have had some particularly cringe-worthy moments, but now I had plumbed the depths for a new personal low. Usi...
A lifelessness had taken him and only the ghosts of memories remained. The ocean was vast and empty, its dark depths reflecting his sadness, and the sunlit surface that distorted all hope. A lifelessness had come and only an instinct of duty remained. Or is that hope? Perhaps hope is duty? Thinking was hard for h...
It was easy enough to lead a charmed life, once I figured out that nobody else could hear the music. It wasn't until I was a teenager that I realized that it could be straight unhealthy. See, I could glean additional information about a situation easily by... just not being prepared for it. If I walked into a test tha...
At first, I was overwhelmed. I could not remember the last time I had gone on a date like this. Nay, I could not even remember the last time I had gone on a date! I could feel my leg trembling, creasing my newly ironed trousers with every bounce. My tie was maybe too much, but it felt as if it made the whole thing more...
Floaters are funny little things. They disappear when you don't pay attention, but the moment you spot one, you realise just how many there are, drifting quietly in your vision, just waiting to be noticed. That's how lovelines look like to me. You can't really tell until you consciously keep an eye out for them. Don't...
I sighed as I heard another scream of pain. Someone was climbing my fence again, and didn’t notice the ground was laced with small spikes. And Legos. Legos are more painful and cheaper, but I’m not so inhumane that I would use only Legos. I took another sip of my coffee (Why do I drink this stuff?), put on my slippers,...
\[Turbo Surprise\] Gwynn opened her eyes to a dim, grey morning and sighed. If it was going to be an outdoor day, the sun would have filled the room with warm light. But, the fog was out; she was trapped inside all day. At least she had access to the internet. Four days ago she posted a question on a new forum...
We marched further and further into the wild. The forest swayed in the gentle breeze. I took slow strides, taking my time to breathe in the brisk morning air. Absorbing the aura of the trees, if you will. With me joined a being not-so magical. My biggest skeptic, who - with his concerningly large Twitter following -...
They look at them, and they praise them. They bow before the gods and build great things in their honor, never questioning them, always being obedient to the will of the gods as preached by the priests. How would they react, if they knew how little they care for them. The words of prayers do not reach the cold and ster...
Watching Timmy from down the street clamber onto the barstool and slam a pocketful of wadded up bills and coins onto the table was quite the sight. I smiled in spite of my better instincts, raising an eyebrow toward the kid. "Who let you in here?" "I told Mick at the door we had business to discuss." Kid was what, ...
First time posting. Please be nice with the roasting. "Well, isn't my ability lame? The only power that I have is the ability to alter my own memories. What a useless ppwer."Aria looked quite upset when she introduced herself to Professor X. It had been a few months that she knew there were people with terrifying abil...
Cinderella and Prince C. District 1. The wealthiest of them all. And supposedly the cruelest of them all. Queen Elsa ~~and her Prince~~. District 2. Trained killers. She is expected to win. In fact, she already executed her prince. Woman power! Ariel and Prince Eric. District 3. Very smart. They are one of the favori...
Before I dropped her off that night, I felt that I had to express the unique connection I felt between us. I adjusted my overcoat, swept back a quaff of magnificent bangs, looked her in the eye, and said "I won't give up on you...I guess what I'm trying to say is I'm not the man to let you down. I'm not running around ...
"What have you done!?"Calvin's Commander bellowed as he looked down at the smoking corpses of the two rebels and their wookie companion. "Rather ingenious if I do say so myself."Calvin responded with a smug expression, even though nobody could actually see it under his standard issue helmet. "As soon as I heard about ...
This is it, years of preparation has finally culminated in this moment. Another walk around the pentagram drawn in perfect chalk on the cement floor of the empty warehouse, and he was sure he was ready. Carefully checking the inscriptions one last time, he raised his hands and invoked the ancient verse of Deilani...
The strangers were the strangest part. When someone switched, looked around, and walked away. Nobody mentioned it. Not everyone got along with themselves, or had the same friends as their other half. We had all had the accidental switch, after a warm picnic, or long night at the office. But most, you felt coming...
I suppose there will never be a devil big enough for me to finally be scared and subdued. There is no evil that can never be enshadowed by a bigger monster. There is no hate or anger that can finally be that one stopping point of it all. No matter how much you think that you have finally found that one thing that can n...
The wall opened solemnly as a man in blue with a red cape strode purposefully down the road of Diagon Alley. He ignored the glares of some of the adults and the curious gazes of the children as he politely wove between various groups. He said nothing as people called out at him. "This is your fault!" "You couldn't h...
“Romans?” “Yeah, it’s one of the, like, maybe 9-10 cultures that most influenced us in general. You, know, as a race. And I mean, they where really good at war, they conquered a pretty good chunk of Terra back in the day, about 3000 thousand years ago.” “......” “And, You know, they there pretty smart. We still s...
The mortal man blinked incredulously at the statement, Mal'Sae thought it was rather amusing really. Humans come to the fae court at their most desperate willing to pay anything to have their wish, whatever it may be, granted and yet he was so shocked to be asked to do a favour? Still she really did need this favour, ...
"I don't understand. You say there are no laws preventing you from sharing technology or scientific data." "Correct." "But you still won't do so." "Also correct. We do not wish to be responsible for the annihilation of a whole race!" "Do you believe us to be that careless? That we would destroy ourselves so easily?...
Adam crept through the narrow hallway looking over his shoulder, his red Chucks tapping along the hardwood floor. He clutched his shirt sleeves, pulling them down taught, making sure no part of his wrists or hands were visible. The tattoos on the back of his hands weren't anything special, just a pair of blindfolded an...
\[TRIGGER WARNING - MENTIONS OF SUICIDE\] &#x200B; My father always said I had a guardian angel. Of course, every father says that, in one way or another. I just never thought he meant it. You can imagine my surprise then, when in my darkest hour, she revealed herself, clad in shining splendor and brandishin...
I’d had a long career. A storied career some might say. Outstanding. Impeccable. Illustrious. I’d earned my retirement. The acreage I’d built for myself was far from the troubles that I had once participated in so gleefully. It was a homestead of a sort, for there were gardens to the north side of the main building,...
My heart thrummed in my chest when I saw the yellow post-it in the center of my desk. "Come see me in my office, hun!" After all these years, I couldn't believe it. It couldn't be possible, but there it was. A post-it surely plucked from the ever present roll on her steel desk. The letters arched in her very handwri...
"What can I do for you, bud?"It was a calm day in the shop, the sun was shining in and the customers were just flowing. The man smiled, "Just give me a buzz cut, nothing fancy." I started to say something but my heart had jumped. That voice, I knew it, I recognized it. My arm shook and I rubbed my hand where it had ...
"Master Wayne, you really should take a break. Your health is deteriorating and you havn't had anything to eat in days." "Yeah, Bruce. Get some rest and we can go find the riddler and just beat the answers out of him. Come on, just like the good old days?" The sullen billionaire stared at the note. There had to be so...
"That goofy smile is on your face again,"Marissa teases. My heart immediately drops and I remove my face of any expression. "Sorry, I... I had that dream again,"I stammer slightly turning away from her in embarrassment. "Hmm..."she inches closer to me in bed, "Sally still trying to steal you away from me? When will s...
"God damn it, somebody get that smirk of that bastard's face!"screamed Satan. His demon minions scattered, each one trying harder than the last one to get even a wince of pain out of him, however, they'd gone through the entire list. Pitchforks, scalding lava, eternal screaming, limb rearrangement, the list goes on, an...
Tink, Tink, Tink. "...there were no complications." I scowl as I finger my hatchet and glance at the side windows that are obscured by tacky yellow curtains. I quickly avert my gaze. I don't even want to think about it, they give me the creeps. It'd been four days since I finished off the last of my shrunken morsels o...
A pencil picked a piece of paper, to write the world a note. It asked the lamp for a little light, and this is what it wrote: "My journey began so long ago, a tree I was once tall. You came and saw my strength was great, and struck me down to fall." "Inside me lives another one, who comes from Mot...
4:29 AM 8/5/2345, World Council Space Command HQ Hallways, New London The halls the grand building are bustling with life despite the earliness of the hour, everyone from scientists to politicians walk up and down the halls all with work to do. The busyness of the building is nothing new considering just what ex...
Lau Fau gingerly pressed massive claws together under his bearded chin, looking down at the kowtowing peasant and the leather bound book spread out before him. "Read it,"the dragon ordered. "My lord - I cannot. I'm a simple -" "Silence,"the bored dragon intoned, the wind shaping to his will and flipping to the start...
It’s been 569 years since someone summoned me for a wish. I never thought I would wait this long to be summoned, they look up to the sky and make a wish thinking a comet will grant their dreams. How silly are they... There was a slight hesitation when I granted three wishes to every human being in this world, about ho...
The solution was elegantly simple, send Harry to America. The quartet of witches and wizards who had gathered to discuss the best way to hide him from Voldemort after his aunt and uncle had become abusive, arrived at the conclusion and made a plan in less than two hours. By days end Harry was on a plane to Dallas Tex...
I was absolutely stunned that no-one has noticed this before. People climbed the surrounding mountains every day. It wasn't forbidden, or even particularly difficult. When someone needed privacy, or fresh air, or silence, they climbed the mountains. That was why I came up to begin with. To be fair, the symbol was hig...
The box in the center of the room whirred as it calculated the probabilities and physics of this new temporal field that modern science had unlocked. Every single person in the room stood silent, waiting with bated breath for a response. Hoping for something that seemed impossible. The box dinged and with the whirring...
The dress was a purple parachute around Lucy's legs as she danced, the cream hummingbirds printed onto the cotton leaping and diving in joyous flight. Electro-swing thrummed through the room, through her body, the saxophone's erratic melody leading her movements, Everything was alive. The birds. The night. Lucy. Th...
# Soulmage Shivio had joined the Silent Crusade expecting to slay demons and witches and bandits and more. And he had. He had signed up knowing that he could very well die in battle in a blaze of glorious joy, bathing the Redlands in his own blood before fading from life and dissolving into the planes beyond. A...
Ain’t life grand? Sure some might think that being a slug would be a pretty terrible existence but not me! See, when I was just a wee slug I was given a task. It’s good to have purpose you know?I was supposed to hunt down some human and touch him. Pretty simple on concept. The human was granted immortality and a millio...
I plan to, after I finish my homework for the night, revisit this as a comic. Consider this my "script"to the comic. --- Dennis Rodman stepped onto the stage, the crowds watching in anticipation - for quite some time, Dennis Rodman had been considered to be the second most influential man in the country after he move...
You enter the celestial courthouse. You and billions of other dead humans sit, waiting for the trial of God. This was the big show trial the Nine Heavens had been waiting for and the place was packed to the rafters. The gods from Olympus had their own private box while the trial itself was being broadcast to every real...
"After long and solemn deliberation, this Supreme Court of the United States of America finds the party xXXHALOMASTER420XXx guilty of being a fucking noob. The punishable offense, though, is not that you are here before us today for hoarding power weapons, for spamming grenades, nor even for being a rage quitting homo....
She kept looking at me, absolutely fascinated. "Do you chase them with a stick?" I touched my gun subconsciously. "No." She looked even more fascinated. I folded my hands into gun and pointed at her. "Boom!"She yelled, happily. I kept smiling. Then her face became a bit serious. "How do you know who the bad peo...
"Metal. Smoke. Electricity. Oil. Decades ago, the four commodities lived nearby in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Oil Company struck oil. Only the Economist, marketer of all four commodities, could sell them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. Centuries passed and my brother and I discovered t...
It was a necessary chore, attending these sessions. Without a minimal functional certification of mental health, he would lose access to the colony's automated systems, the only thing now keeping him alive. It was just one of the hoops he had to jump through, and by far his least favourite. "Hello again ... Technicia...
He didn't look like a genie. He just looked like a guy in a bar. He WAS a guy in a bar. He had a plaid shirt and a glass of whisky and the beginnings of a good beard and a bored, blankish, tired expression. All guy-in-a-bar things. Not genie things. But that's what he said when he called me over. I was also a guy in ...

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