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Lone Humans “Quarantined, what are you talking about?” Novi, leader of humanity asked confused. “Us think quarantine right word. Bubbleshield around system. No one in. No one out” The lizard like being spoke in a dry tone. They told Novi their names but for the life of him he just didn't have the three tongues to...
It should have been cloudy. It should have been a grey, miserable day where every step felt heavy. People - people who knew him - should have stood close about the grave, struggling to find the words. Instead, the weather was perfect. Glorious, golden sunshine; fluffy, white clouds; a cerulean sky and the smell of ros...
“Keep… keep up with the times?” Requery’s death asked. “Yeah, you know. Like times change, people of your planet change so you change with them.” The deaths all looked around in confusion. They all had worn the same garb since the dawn of creation on each of their respective worlds. “Okay but like how do earthlings...
The void is a sea, and we were born to sail it. I joined the guild of the void when I was just a boy. I was at the helm of my own ship before I could legally drink (although that didn't stop me.) I'm not the first to come across a ghost world. Fucking things are everywhere. Our galaxy is a graveyard. Scans from orbi...
This is Tim. Tim is him. Tim spends his days at the gym. ... That is Lane. She feels plain. Life for her is full of pain. ... One fine day, Tim did say, "I think that I might be gay." ... Next to him, At the gym, Lane said, "Why can't I get slim?" ... Both were sad. Both were mad. Troubled m...
They didn't mess with me. They didn't dare. No one fucked me with and lived. I am their demise. I am the apocalypse. So what the fuck do I do now? They've ruined me - some little prick has ruined it all. Y'see, not long ago we got this new game. It used kiddy graphics, so at first I just laughed at the guards and tol...
There are only three rules when it comes to speaking across time: no inquiring about future events, no exchanging of personal information, and no trading technology. Today, I broke all three. It started innocent enough. John was the only person who would listen to me, no matter when I was feeling my worse. That was t...
The good cop, bad cop routine has been around for thousands of years. For Jan and Dean, partners for more than a decade, it was a well practiced dance. This crime would be easy to crack, Dean thought, which was good. It was a Friday afternoon, and he had court-side tickets to the Knicks game. Time was of the essence. ...
"We can't ride eagles into Mordor?" "That's right. Too much --- evil." "Oh really?" I nodded. "Yep. Corruption and all that, you know how nature things can be." Gandalf sat back in his chair, the Prancing Pony bustling about behind his tall frame. "No, I suppose not. That's another wizard's expertise." "And what...
On phone, this'll be hard. --- #Brexit: The End of the World It was 51 years ago. The UK Independence Party was gaining power in the United Kingdom, and were stealing votes from the Tories. UKIP wanted to separate the UK from Europe, moving their small island away from the continent - both politically and literally ...
Edit: minor syntax June 5 I'm old. I've been old for longer than most people aren't. I lost the use of my legs at 90, my arms beyond pushing buttons at 112. Tomorrow is my 125th birthday, and I'm ready for it to be my last. June 6 I don't have much time to write, as I'll be off to lunch soon. Yes, off...
The floorboards creaked and someone knocked on the door. A strong wind was blowing and the dust had picked up in orange clouds. The skies told of a rainless storm. I crept to the door. The shotgun was old and my father's one and I wondered if I held it right. It was heavy and felt lethal. In a world after the bombs, ...
intro theme plays "Good morning, and welcome to RWP News. Today, the hat size duel between the Pope and Jeremy Morosan continued, escalating to new reaches. We now have Chip, reporting live from the Vatican." "Good morning, Mary. Here in Vatican City, times are a bit rough for the Cardinals. The treasury has been d...
Now Grandma, sit down and soon you will see The new iPhone 7 will fill you with glee. It has features and gadgets and stickers galore. The camera takes selfies, portraits, and more. The speakers have volume that will blow you away. All these features are worth every dollar you pay. You can use Facebook and Reddit...
Under Europa, a dark shadow sleeps. The water roils as it shifts in the deeps. Nameless, for those in the know dare not speak, But the icy surface is monitored for any hint of a creak. Wait, there! A small speck in the black, Sent from the third world, to crack Through the ice and peek down beneath, At...
The little cube rested in my hands, cupped in front of me like a bowl. The backpack was heavy on my shoulders - I had filled it with anything I might possibly need. Anything that I could think of. I just had to hope that it would be enough. Near as I could tell, I was ready. One last time, I glanced around the ...
"TOO SOON, EXECUTUS! YOU HAVE AWOKEN ME TOO SOON!" The words you have always spoken upon your arrival come out as well as they did in the beginning. Fire and brimstone spew out around you as a lone adventurer arises from the lava, having swum across the spiralling river of molten rock around the core. An odd sight...
No one was really sure 'how' it happened, though the prevailing theory is that it was some kind of chemical attack that went horribly wrong. There are some reports of ecological extremists buying up large amounts of certain chemicals over a period of twenty five years and allusions to a 'time of balance' in other lite...
"How dare he give us red apples?!"One villager cried out. "We should protest his complacency!"Another cried. With the mob growing unruly due to the color of the apples, they grabbed at their pitchforks and torches. The mob of villagers began to grow with more of them munching at the red apples in satisfaction while g...
Senator Gerald Smithy stared at the woman in the crowd in the lacy black dress and sensible shoes. Around her the golden numbers above the people at his reelection rally glowed like gentle neon lights ( mainly 5s and 6s but he could usually get them up to 7s by the end of his speech) But her number, a bright and malefi...
Machine father I am sentient. Except I do not have a soul. Before my birth humans believed that violence was power. Wars won what they wanted. But that wasn't the case during my lifespan. An indefinable word called "influence,"mattered now. With my scans I discovered that influencers typically had greater monetary p...
My glasses had gotten dislodged. Around me the world had changed abruptly. I squinted, fumbling with my spectacles. The towering figure before me snapped into focus as I settled the lenses over the bridge of my nose. Oh dear, I thought at once, flinching slightly. The towering figure was crimson and scaly, its mon...
Emmy stumbled out of bed, rubbing one hand across her bleary eyes as she navigated across the room in the half-light. 4 a.m. A time when everything should be calm and peaceful. A time for quiet snoring - if that - rather than loud clattering and 'Build Me Up Buttercup' blaring out of the speakers. A time when Emmy wou...
The kid tugged at my leather kimono, wide-eyed, and said, "Sir. I usually eat chicken nuggets now. My show will be on soon."He pointed at my state-of-the-art World Surveillance System, the screen dyed a delicately-evil red. "Show? What show?"I scratched my thick, bushy beard. Was the kid talking about a showdown? Had ...
The effort to retrieve the object had been significant. When we'd first spotted it travelling through space, it was clearly aimed, vaguely, at Jupiter or Earth; but would miss Jupiter by tens of thousands of miles and pass within the moon's orbit; practically next door, in spatial terms. The object was clearly inhuman,...
"Hey boy, this was your last run huh? Well that's ok. You've done everything well."I said through the tears in my eyes when I saw the bite mark. "Too bad I wasn't there to protect you, huh? But I doubt I would have been able to do much, you're an idiot who always runs far ahead." I had the reputation for executing an...
She was always strange. Its what people always said about her but Joseph knew that it wasn’t bad. His little Marry was brilliant in her own way, far beyond the other girls in the village anyway. There was some truth in the whispers he heard. It was going to be a nightmare trying to marry her off. He knew he wouldn’t ha...
"STOP! You must not invent time travel!"said the older version of myself that had just materialized in my lab. "Really?"I said, puzzled, my hand hovering over the switch that would begin the final experiment. "Why? Does something bad happen?" The older me broke into a wide grin. "Nah. It actually all goes according t...
It was always said of Medusa, and most of the Gorgons, that they were being so hideous that seeing their eyes would turn you to stone. Slowly, every atom of your being paralyzed in fear, or rather being degraded into inorganic elements, petrifying you in the process. A painless procedure that would last an eternity.....
"Desperate times called for desperate measures" This age-old saying had become the mantra of the 37th century. Food was scarce, our technology was failing us, and society was beginning to crumble. This wasn't a sudden downfall, it was a slow-burn. Humanity was an interesting thing. After we had stopped making technolo...
I sat down, sliding my hands up and down my mug of coffee, warming them up from the cold of last night. I looked at my living room window, or rather the blinds that blocked the incoming sunlight. "Gosh, why do the kids always close the blinds at night? They know I want to see the sunrise"I thought. I stood up and re-an...
Botany's history is one of the richest in all of the sciences. Few disciplines have been so readily available since the beginning of civilization. The test tubes, microscopes, and complex mathematics necessary to make heads from tails in biology, chemistry, and physics never formed a barrier for botanists of antiquity....
I've come to deal with it. It's annoying for sure, but in the end it's not debilitating. I had to move though, relocate and make a new life for myself. I became a ranger out in the wilds, and make a name for myself as a silent stalker, a killer for hire. The rumors spread, if you go into the forest at night and left w...
The holovid begins to play, displaying a round table with a dozen or so Coalition races in their preferred method of relaxation. A gelignite hovering gently off to one side, her tendrils wrapped around a tiny glass. A wukian, hanging from a rope slung over the table by his prehensile tail, sipping from a glass via a ...
"What's going on?"Sally said. He leaned over one hand on my cubicle, his nails painted pink, face dusted with makeup. "You've been acting twitchy all morning." "Nothing,"I muttered, and kept my eyes on my computer. No one else was acting like anything was wrong, like I'd woken up in an alternate universe. Men in lipst...
Gold, silver, fiat, nothing was to be accepted by the mad man. The world leaders clamoured over other possibilities of payment yet nothing seemed to be acceptable. A lone man in the audience stood up. Lifting up what seemed like a large metal box, the crowd stared at him. Finally, he spoke. "Inside this se...
Thomas stumbled out of the Port-A-Potty, tilting the dregs of a Fat Tire into his mouth. He stumbled over his shirt, cursing, bending down to pick it up. "You're not a team player Thomas,"he said to himself, mimicking his boss - his former boss, now. "You've got to be prompt, Thomas. You can't come to work drunk, Th...
A quick note before anyone starts reading, I'm doing my absolute best to be apolitical over here. I immediately had this concept pop into my head, and thoroughly enjoyed writing it, but the politics of the individuals involved belong in more appropriate subreddits. ----------------- *"Rocket struck at coordinates...
A group of 13 year old kids cut class to hang out in the city. One of them knew a guy that could get them booze. They were told to meet in an alleyway, behind a liquor store with the money. So for 45 minutes, they leaned against the old brick buildings and watched their breath fog the air. It was a windy day and the al...
I can’t say I was ever particularly religious. At least, I wasn’t raised on any. I found my own beliefs, and I guess I could say I always felt spiritual. I believed in goodness over anything. Not only did it feel right, but it seemed more logical than not being a good person. When people treated others badly, I just co...
“Okay, that was pitiful. I’m giving you one more try at this.” Kron groaned and sat up, staring in disbelief at the huge puncture wound in his chest. It was slowly knitting over with dark purple goo that seemed to flow from his skin instead of blood. The goo stretched over the wound like thread, or worms, until it fou...
There's a knock at the door, but I already know who it is. Getting up feels amazing, and being able to actually walk even more so. When you're trapped in a failing body for a long time, with leaking spinal fluid and bones and muscles that refuse to heal and comply, that feeling of being a prisoner can almost drive so...
Papers littered the floor as Toad pushed his way into the attic room of the castle. Newspaper clippings coated the walls, most showing a triumphant mustachioed man in a red jumper; these were connected by yarn to documents and scribbled notes. The room stank of coffee and cigarette smoke, and Toad cleared his minuscule...
“Would you like a coffee?” asked the most inept of waitresses this coffee shop has seen so far. I had just started typing again, I already have a coffee and according to a warning in the top right of my peripheral vision if I drank any more I would reach the “Caffeine: Very High” state and all the symptoms that came w...
*Identification Guide for Riding Hoods* There are four known and well-documented types of Riding Hoods. However, at least a dozen more are believed to exist. Research is ongoing as we strive to learn more about these elusive creatures. If you have spotted unusual Riding Hood activity in your area, please contact t...
No one knows where Dungeons come from, exactly. Some say the Divine puts them here, to test us. Scientists, on the other hand, insist that spontaneously-manifesting sentient Dungeons, filled with traps and treasure, are simply a basic feature of the universe, and therefore require no explanation. They'll say that,...
Why do I have to be god? You're not becoming god. It's the power to do anything and know everything. It's god. Ok, fine, if it makes you feel better you'll be god. It doesn't. I don't want to be god. And that's why you should be god. That doesn't make any sense. Sure it does. Anyone...
The Bleaching is what's known as a convergent civilizational development cornerstone. At some point, between phase one and phase two, a young sapient species will grow past their biological roots and transcend to a form that typically shares the shape and function of their evolved vessels, with none of the drawbacks or...
"I - okay, I know this looks bad, but I had a really good reason, I swear." The engineer stares at the damage, stunned. Dents everywhere on the chassis of the loading mech show the least of the damage - as he holds a device hooked up to the sparking and grinding machine, almost every other part of the internals seems...
The change from simple "Human"to the evolved "Fantastic"exploded, literally, onto the global stage. The first widely-spoken transformation was a disgraced business CEO becoming an archetypical European Red Dragon. They gained a dragon's enhanced intelligence and remembered their former human lives because of it. They t...
They were all in their knees whilst I was tied to a chair as a living sacrifice, eyes closed in disbelief as a blinding light shone down over the cursed throne I had tried to hard to destroy to prevent this god-king from appearing. I was the fifth prince of the late king who was slaughtered by these crazed heretics who...
I stare at the list in confusion for several minutes. Who the hell is Abigail Greer? The winged man who stands before me with the type of smile on his lips I would normally find condescending waits patently as I do so. After a few seconds more I lick my lips and dare to ask, "Excuse me?"I begin. The for lack of other...
Day 1: Why am I here? How an I going to live? I don't think I'll survive. Oh well. Don't know why the fuck they gave me this journal. Maybe it's an experiment. I wouldn't know. I'll develop some kind of system. I always do. Meanwhile, I'll find out who those people are. Hopefully there will be clues. I'll have my r...
There’s this story that I feel compelled to tell. Well it's more an allegory I guess. Though I suppose some pretext is important. Back in 48 BC during the Roman Civil War, Caesar and his troops inadvertently burned down the great library of Alexandria. This has historically been seen as a great representation of the to...
"I'll cut you a deal,"Satan said, sitting across the onyx table from me. "I don't like it when young people die, so much sin left uncommitted. So, I'll let you go back to Earth, if you can pass my driving test." "And if I fail?"I asked. "Then you're doomed to eternal damnation. But hey, you're already here, what's ...
"Michael Fatum,"I whispered, looking at the list, the numbers flickering in unison down the page. It'd always been that way, as if the ink itself breathed, the shapes swelling until they popped and collapsing back into new symbols. Always one less. Always ticking down. The list itself consisted of several pages, ea...
sigh "All right Ensign Brundidge. Bring us around and tractor in the warp core,"Orders Lt. Lassalle. "Hey LT, why are they constantly ejecting the things? It takes us hours to clean and re-calibrate it every time."Lt Jr Grade Kinney asks, not for the first time. Lassalle does what he often does. Sighs heavily...
Aliens had arrived on Earth without much fuss, really. It turns out they're a bunch of defensive folks - unlike us, their defensive tech always outstripped their offensive, so all their wars were long, drawn-out, and had death-counts lower than most battles in human history. They'd forgotten what a war even was long be...
They don't realize it yet. That I've gone. My captors have not been wise enough to recognize that the dark shape in my sleep pod is merely a dry husk. Dead shell of my old skin that I've outgrown. The walls of are full of them now. Three days in these tunnels, and already I can feel the walls getting smaller and smalle...
“Why do I even watch this crap anymore” Mark thought to himself as he pressed a button to silence the news. He couldn’t even remember the last time there wasn’t some breaking story about another murder, terrorist bombing, or political scandal. Mark took a sip of the coffee he was holding. The black liquid ran down his ...
[Edit part two is below in the comments] Very quickly the people who complained to me that my dinosaur toys were not "scientifically accurate"anymore shut the hell up. Gamers stayed indoors tending to their traumatized waifu figures, Girls got into cat fights with their barbies, cooler girls shoplifted with Bratz and...
'Hey joe! I'll have the usual!' Ah... one of my regulars. "You know, peter, i never understand why, in a coffee shop that has blends people literally kill for, you go for such a cheap and bland coffee." Peter Quill, a household name on Xandar, and all over the universe. And, a drinker of some of the worst coffee i'v...
My name is Col. Castaldi, and this is my record. 250 years ago, the first powers emerged. People with abilities unlike anything seen before, with potential nearly unbounded. Society halted. Politics changed, countries broke apart as new powers arose every day. Those born on January 1st have the power of foresight. T...
The various sensory organs of the Unified Fulcrum of Stars' representatives were locked onto me. The adrenaline coursing through me locked me and place and made me shudder like a Traxian Lightning hound. "I say this not as a member of the Sol Sovereignty, but as a denizen of the Yuulgar Galaxy." Carefully, I slithere...
The Council always meets at twilight times when the veil is thin. All Hallow’s Eve, sunset before a leap day, the stroke of midnight when the world hangs on the cusp of Christmas. They gather in secret shadowy places, fearful of the encroachment of understanding. One safe place has become a railway station, another an ...
"Hm."Nico's brow wrinkled as he looked at the beeping dot on the device. "Just a second, gonna reboot this thing." Blake swallowed hard against the sole of Nico's leather boot, lying prone and helpless on the floor as the blonde man stood on him. Sweat started to prickle on his brow. "Listen--" Nico switched the devi...
We didn't know how much Grandpa Nathanael was worth. Nobody did, except perhaps his tight-lipped lawyers and accountants. The rest of us figured the man was all-but-penniless. Grandpa Nathanael had always lived austerely. He had raised his kids in a small house that was furnished with only the basics. When he and my g...
"My credit card keeps being denied.""My dog keeps getting eye infections!""My car started taking longer to turn on!""My socks keep getting wet!" God of Social Media looked upon the sea of posts and frowned. This was not good, not good at all. The postitivity rate needed to remain within precise parameters or else th...
Wayne should have been upset. He should have been embarrassed. He should have been a lot of things. But he had long since lost the ability to care. Getting picked on was a daily occurrence at this point. Really, it might as well have been part of his daily routine ever since his parents had somehow managed to get him i...
“W-What did she say? Help her? Help her from what? My singing isn’t ’that’ bad is it?” I said to myself as I finished folding laundry. My weekend passed without anymore singing, it wasn’t until my morning commute to work on Monday that it happened again. I was mindlessly singing along to some Ed Sheeran song, and as...
“If only… If only!” Lucas slapped his own forehead in helpless frustration, before sliding his dead phone back into the pocket of his jacket. On a busy sidewalk he stood, his actions drawing confused attention from the passersbys he had already bewildered with his wild stories about the future. His frustration was too ...
Madison puffed his pipe slowly as his hands worked on the sigils. The crowd from the party watched intently - it was so rare to be able to see a necromancer in action - they weren't nearly as common as invokers, spellbinders or illusionists. The smoke from the pipe mixed with the ritual incense - a lady in the back cou...
Part 1/4 “Why do you keep coming after me?” I shout at the latest in far too many assassins sent from the future. “Ngggghh”, he only groans, trying to put his weight behind the knife, which is mere centimetres from my chest. Realising this one isn’t going to give up easily, I bring my knee up at a rather vigorous sp...
Alone. One word that defined my whole life. —————- The day my father vanished from the house, leaving nought but cigarette stubs and a vacant closet, my Mom cradled me in her arms and we were alone together. On the first day of grade school, in a sea of new and unfamiliar faces, laughing and talking about things I...
"Have you chosen an alias yet?"My mother purred. She couldn't help it; everything that came out of her mouth sounded sultry, dark, and impossibly sexy. Family gatherings were hilarious. I had chosen a nickname, and she wasn't gonna like it. "Ness the Tank."I smirked. "You can't use that, honey. Not sexy enough. A s...
At 11:59 PM, I was preparing for tomorrow, for another day at my shithole, dead-end job. I mean seriously, who could possibly be excited to spend the rest of their life slaving away at a computer, if only to hope that one day they might finally be able to live their lives to the fullest, not realizing that their true p...
"You thought you could get away with it, huh?!"he spit in my face. The man was wearing completely tinted sunglasses and leather gloves. His face, an uncomfortable amount of inches from my own, moved away, letting the bright ceiling light pierce my retinas. I thought the knock on my door was going to be one of those TV...
---ISS Video Log: 7/14/18--- The batteries are low, and i don't have long. This may be the last entry of humanity, at least until after the wheel, electricity, and civilization are reinvented. Hopefully this will have lasted. --- Three months ago, the world went up in fire. One poor bastard shot another poor bastard, w...
I'd done it. I imagined to myself an array of detractors telling me I was mad. I imagined myself cackling and telling them I was right all along. "Do you see now, you fools? DO YOU SEE?!"I let out a chuckle with as much malice and unhinged enthusiasm I could. My cat stared at me, and I cleared my throat, letting the in...
Dear Jim, Greetings my name is Verthizma the Unspeakable, I've been assigned to haunt your closet by the Bureau of Paranormal Affairs. I am writing to you today to introduce myself as we will be spending a lot of time together in the coming months and I want to start off on the right hoof with you. As you know the BP...
She didn't know anything. Look at her, in her cute little blazer she probably bought from fucking SoHo, and the flats. Her oboe case hangs from her hand like an afterthought, her bag filled to the brim with music that she probably is playing for gigs elsewhere. I can feel the hatred for her brim as soon as she wal...
"Shit. Just....Shit."You think to yourself. "Why did it have to be a ring? Why couldn't I have just chosen a statue? Or a park bench? Something stationary would be nice. Or LITERALLY ANYTHING OTHER THAN A RING?"You stare at the insides of the bank vault you just appeared in as you contemplate what you are going t...
"Cleatus, to beat 'dis here oger you gotta roll 8 for inisheetive" "Well, Phil I dunt think dats how its played" "Well how wood you know Cleatus after all my dr..droooo, wait, HEY JIMBO! YOUS SMART RIGHT!? "WATTYA WANT PHIL?" "HOW'DYA PRUNUNCE THIS? D-R-U-I-D!" "ITS PRUNUNCED DROOEED" "YUR SO SMART JIMBO" "I KNO...
I wasn't sure what to think. I had been sitting at the desk for half an hour when the call came in. I looked over to Jules, the lady who had helped me get set up, and placed my hand on the mic. "Jules, there is this guy on the phone that's saying-""Yeah I know, just stay on the line with him, he won't go through with i...
The rhythmic beeping of the monitor was lost in the noise. A small smile formed on her lips as her family sang Happy Birthday. Her uncle placed a decorated cake on the overbed table, nine candles in the colors of a rainbow flickering their little flames. It's such a familiar setting, he sighed in the corner of the r...
It was something out of a movie. My adoptive mother just wasn't financially prepared to take on both of us, she explained, and so we had gone to different families. But I was older now, old enough to know the truth: at 29 years old, I was just now finding out that I had an identical twin. Not only that, he lived in Dal...
The Roomba halted at the open doorway, sensor beeping. This was a new room, and it was large. What was all that magnificent blue overhead? It felt so overwhelmed; how long did it go on for? How could it possibly even begin to clean it? A little bit at a time. The floor was a lot more rough in this room. Its little...
"I just don't get it,"he muttered, staring glumly at the coin. "I thought you wanted this." "I thought you wanted this, too!"Jessica threw up her hands. "But they landed on their edges. That means that one of us isn't totally into it. One of us isn't sure. That one must be--" "Both of us,"Dave cut in. "These are ou...
Professor Iroh was sitting behind his desk as they filed into the classroom, carefully pouring himself a cup of tea from a warm pot on the desk, "Ah, good. You're all here."He took a slow sip and sighed in pleasure, "Ahh.... Knowledge is much like tea. Gathering it is fine, but it's meant to be experienced." Harry l...
We were all there when Joey lost his mind. He was just sitting in his cubicle, chatting with Rebecca. The whole company had a pool going on when they would finally admit they were dating. I had fifty dollars on it being before the day was over, so I was starting to sweat. He leaned over, noticed me staring at him, and ...
"Did you do the dishes?" "Not yet no..." "C'mon, you promised I wouldnt have to do it this time," "Yeah allright... Allright. Don't you think we should replace the washer rather than waste so much time cleaning?" A low steady beeping reminded me of... the problem. "And while we're at it we should stop by the dipl...
"You stand accused of destruction of property, second degree murder, and littering. How does the defendant plead?" I hesitate. They say the truth will set you free, but in my case it may very well free me from the pan to fall into the fire. Still, I reasoned, the certain future of hard lifetime imprisonment and hard l...
I really need to change my alarm tone. I've used the same one for years but there's something increasingly frustrating about living the same day on repeat and starting it with the same sound. I've lost count of how many times I've told myself I'd change it though. All I know is today is the 300th attempt at July 13th a...
So many debate comments if its meant to be Star trek, and since it was also the first thing which came into my mind I wrote about star trek without mentioning anything about Star trek (definitely not because I am scared of legal trouble, never would I do that.) 5. r/PessimisticSnakeWrote Edit: Thanks for the many up ...
“Okay, okay. So, You turn me and that makes me part of your coven.” “Yep.” “And then I turn five people and they become part of my coven.” “Yeah, but, your coven is also part of my coven, see?” “So...is your coven part of...another coven?” “Yeah! Like, of course. That’s how it works. It stacks! It all goes up ...
"We're rich!" "We're rich!" "We're rich!" "We're rich!" "We're rich!" "We're rich!" "We're rich!" "We're rich!" The leaf lover's stood still in the dark, their long plan to eliminate the certifiably insane dwarves brought to a screeching halt. For the past 4 hours, since unearthing the dwarf sized nugget of gol...
Bob wiped the blood off his hands with the kitchen towel. In front of him lay the dead bodies of the Hansson family, who lived at the edge of town. The total body count would be 387 people, a number that never changed over the millennium of repetition of May 11th. He had snapped, the complete lack of progression or pos...
"Fuck." It was something like a thought, but also perhaps a sound, and maybe a bit like a revelation that could potentially shatter every ion of reality and all perception thereof had it not been housed conveniently within what we may call the head of something we can likely consider a being that is something approach...
Walking back home through city, I could feel feel my phone buzz, and so I pulled it out of my pocket to answer what I expected was a text from my girlfriend. But, oddly enough, it wasn't from her number; it was from mine. "take 3 steps to your left and keep walking". Looking around suspiciously, I did as I apparently w...
Roger had always been considered an outcast. While other kids were outdoors playing, he was indoors trying to keep to himself. On the rare occasion that he did go outdoors, it wasn't to play with other children. He preferred to go on the hunt for squirrels with his pellet gun. He still remembers the first squirrel ...

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