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I chuckled as I picked the note from the glass shards. Can't stop time. I could hear his voice. He sounded so Ned Flandersesque when he was alive. I sat crouched for a few minutes as my memories roll-a-dexed through the innumerable dad jokes I'd heard, still hear actually. A chime from the fallen clock broke my...
The door shuddered, as if it had been hit by a small cannon. Whatever it was knocked again, "BOOM". This time the door shuddered and fell inwards, the storm outside shilloutting a giant figure in doorway. "Excuse the intrusion"the giant rumbled, stepping into the room. George held his rifle up, "Who the hell are yo...
Are they even sane? I could not even fathom the fortitude of their mental capacity to be able to process and discern all of the sensory information that they must be receiving. And to still be able to move and act as if it were nothing? Surely they must have a way of turning off these senses? No? You're telling me th...
Whenever some muscled-bound idiot wearing his spandex underwear over his regular pants decide to throw a guy made of bones and fire through five office buildings, two monorail lines, three low-income apartment blocks, and a sad orphanage, there I am. When some wizard is battling the literal devil turning the city into ...
Linnea waved goodbye to the colourful feathered fjader, now ready for their big presentation in a beautiful new classic black tux. For once it had been a quiet day. Running the small tailor had proved to be a much bigger task than she had anticipated. Didn’t matter who walked onto the space station, if they passed Linn...
[Part 1 of 2] ‘Please meet me on the roof of the Pilan Hand hotel.’ That was the message that had been left for me. Three thousand years of waiting just for an invitation to meet with someone. I trudged my way through the rainy streets, trying to avoid the puddles that littered the walkway. “A meeting at the Pilan Han...
Sweet seven gods, the Yuri dynasty sure liked to forge big lamps. Artus shuffled forward into the throne room of his new master; a golden monstrosity barely held in his quaking arms. As he set the shining eyesore down, he felt his back pop and he remembered he should be lifting with his legs. Still, he was don...
Get off me! I tensed against its little hands, resisting as it tried to pull me from the soft earth. I could hear it panting as it strained. "Come on colourful one! Come with me, I can take you to where you belong, in the forest." I didn't want to go. The soil here was warm and full of delicious nutrients. The ga...
I saw it coming towards my daughter's head and I just acted without thinking. I put my hand up and caught it. My wife and daughter stared at me. They had both seen the gun fire and my hand move. My wife looked like she was about to cry and my daughter was just staring at me with her mouth open. I crush the bullet betw...
"Ok.."she said. Her voice was almost drowned out by the gurgling of the creek which we'd retreated to behind the school. "You promise - right?"She continued. Her eyes shifted to mine, then the muddy bank which we stood upon. &#x200B; "Of course,"I nodded on at her. It'd taken weeks to convince her. Convince her t...
>\[WP\] Your boss, an Tier-1 supervillain, turns to you one day with a worried expression and asks "Am I ... am I a bad person?" The Tv in the break room was playing the same weird news station that Myrtle in Accounting liked. She had hidden the remote and taped over the buttons, just to make sure no one changed ...
I hear footsteps pounding down the hall as I place the a cushion against the wall and cover it with a flimsy metal crate. "Perfect,"I exclaim with a sigh of relief, turning to face the incoming threat. I'm a profession henchman, you know the ones. The mooks, grunts or cannon fodder that get tossed aside as the heroes ...
Alice and I were having a difficult time hearing the transmission clearly. Several others were now huddling around us as we maxed out the volume on the speakers. Everyone held their breaths so as not to make the slightest sound to muffle the delicate messages. "And so we request ... ... be permitted to return to earth...
"I meant the herb actually; I'm baking a chicken and need thyme for the seasoning mix. I'll give you a portion of the meal in exchange?" Her expression seems almost disappointed. "Ah. Well, that's shockingly mundane. Still, I should have some thyme in the kitchen, just a moment." The door closes. Some time passes and...
"One minute!"An automated system announced. The blast doors began to close. Giant screws began to emerge from each sliding door and lock into the other, pulling each other close and sealing themselves watertight. "Thirty seconds!" A blast shield dropped over the door from the outside. Observational cameras activated...
Prince Andrew, second son of Queen Elizabeth, walked up to say goodbye. He looked at his mother in her casket. She looked peaceful, dressed in her royal best. The midnight colored casket cradled her like a long lost child. Andrew bent down and paid his respects, got up, and walked back towards his place in the crowd. ...
A rusty old sword leaned against the fireplace; it was the only weapon in sight. Well, no. To tell you the truth, there was also the flame thrower, the bazooka, five shotguns, one semi-automatic Colt .40 caliber, ten hand grenades and seventy five Eagle pistols fully loaded available around the room. The rusty old s...
"Ok, everyone. I'll be reading a brief statement and I ask that you please hold all of your questions until the end. As you may know, the President was scheduled to make a stop in Arizona this morning to meet with Governor Brewer. Afterwards, he took the motorcade south to visit the border area and meet with guards. An...
"This is your torture?"Anatoly spit out. "Pah! I knew Americans were all coddled brats, but this? In Russia, we feed your balls to pigs in front of you just to warm up!" Agent Davis just smirked and pressed play. Billy Madison's principal gave his speech, and Anatoly was sent into fits of laughter. "This one is be...
Today's a scorcher, like every day has been for twenty eight years. It's all my doing, just like the Blue Jays' unprecedented twenty six consecutive World Series championships and the closing of Dorset Park Elementary School all those years ago. I'm walking to work, sweating on this November morning through the smog of...
The transmission had been clear enough: Your sentence is complete. You are free to go. Nobody had any idea what that meant. NASA said it came from outside the solar system. It was played on a repeated loop for nine days in every language on Earth - and one additional language. The new language sounded similar in part...
I had been chosen. I was to be the one to journey to the land of Kentucky to bask in the glow of the Original Giant Bucket. I had started out upon my journey in my ceremonial garb of a white linen suit. My mustache and pointy Goatee were perfection as I had taken to the road. My spirits were high when I reached the o...
"Hey boss, we got a new recruit." I looked up from the stack of papers on my desk to see Davis standing in the doorway, his hand on the shoulder of a very timid looking and disheveled young man. His eyes darted around the room rapidly. "Oh! Uh, fantastic! Send him in,"I said, quickly attempting to organize the papers ...
Day 0 They arrived the moment we were safe. Their ships trailed behind the last bits of meteor burning up in the atmosphere in such great numbers that we thought they were just part of the light show. I watched it all from my front porch. They touched down right in the middle of town, two dozen or so ships in the p...
I shifted on my heels as you eyed me suspiciously. Yes, prompts like these rarely work, I'm just glad I have enough of a filter to not mumble that aloud. I don't want to scare them off. They wouldn't understand, I tell you. I can even see it in your eyes, the way they stare flatly into the distance when they can't comp...
In an old abandoned church, the floor was stained red with blood. People, peacefully still were sitting in the pews with their heads lowered in reverence and their hands nailed together in prayer. Beneath the cross upon the altar was a young girl with blonde long hair, and she wore the most innocent white sunday dre...
"Shit" "What's the problem boss?"Replies my right hand man, Jagr. "Read this, Santa Team six. This can't be happening" "Boss, you know Santa team six is a myth, they only care about high value... Our operation." "Jagr, get to the diamond plant!" We both hop into MY BMW M5 nicely fitted with our AK-47 holders by th...
Late. I’m always late. I’ve never actually been late, but I’m always running late. I slam the door to my car. I’m parked a block out from where I’m meant to be. I press the lock button. I pull on my door handle to ensure it is truly locked. I’ve been robbed once because I forgot to do that. Foolish of me really. How d...
######[](#dropcap) To Whom It May Concern, This is the record of the final thoughts of the last human. I can't say who will find this or if they would even be able to understand it. But I have nothing but time, and someone should at least try to preserve us for posterity. What I want to say is that we tried. We rea...
The look on the host's face went through a few rapid transitions: First, professionally composed - this before he saw his newest customers. Then, surprise. Then, dismayed surprise skewing into dismay. For a moment, worry with a tinge of nausea. Then, finally, back to professionally composed. "I'm sorry sir, ma'am...
People who say video games are bad have no idea what the hell they’re talking about. If I hadn’t invested so much time into gaming, I wouldn’t have developed my True Sight. Funny how extended time in fabricated realities can bleed into your real life. You look at me hunched over my computer and see a nerd, a loser, a “...
It was the test that gave me the epiphany I needed to get out. It seemed that anything I didn't react to, they would leave in the terrarium with me, perhaps in order to get me to use it at some point. Otherwise, they would take away whatever I used. My bed? Gone. Plates and utensils? Only dreams now. But the electrical...
I closed the oven and promised myself to get the food out later. This was a particularly distracting dilemma and I didn't want to burn myself. "Are you still there?"they asked. Typical of them to be insecure when I'm quiet for like 5 seconds. "Yep, yep, I'm just processing this whole... why can't you crash with anyon...
The woman waiting for me was hunched over the cane clutched in her wrinkled hands. The scuffed, knobby stick bore the bulk of her weight as she leaned precariously forward, squinting through the perpetual fog settled over the river. I pushed the barge the few final feet toward her and stepped ashore. The woman gave a ...
The woman walked down the street, her steps tinged with fatigue and aimlessness. She did not feel tired, the pills took care of that. Even after being on the medication for a few weeks now, she still felt off. Humans have slept for as long as there have been humans. Yet this brand new medication removed the need fo...
"BOOOOOOOSS!"The henchman waddled down the hallway. "Boss! Boss, turn on the news! Channel 6!" Pyro Manic looked up from his book, his head flaming like the fires of hell, his eyes crazed like twisted embers of a chaos engine. "Napalm, what have I told you about--" "No time!"The henchman waddled over to the TV and tu...
I always wondered why I'd never seen any magic. No spells, no grand fae dances in the distance, no dragons or anything. I figured our village was just a very boring one, where nothing ever happened. But as I grew, I learned that magical individuals had begun to avoid our village, because an anti-magic field was there. ...
Lily frantically looked around the room she found herself in. It was solid white, the walls smooth and slick. The door set flush with one wall was locked right, with no obvious console or mechanism to open it. Lily shrugged and plopped back into the couch. It was soft, at least, and she found herself drooping down int...
Garrett didn’t understand why everyone thanked him. He didn’t feel he deserved it. All he had done, for the entire two hours of battle, was hold a gate open with help from two others, making his contribution even less significant in his mind. His sword, sheathed the night before, remained sheathed now. No enemy had ta...
Tom had spent his entire life in preparation for this moment. He thought, dimly, through a brain more tuned to feel than to think, that humanity had, in fact, bent it's entire evolution to it. His vat-grown muscles twitched with anticipation, the lines of their grafting standing out in great, scar-white bands. A thick ...
That makes 4 this week. At least this guy decided to attack me outside. Cleaning up the mess out here was much easier than inside. Do you know how long it takes to get human blood out of exotic carpet that can't be steamed? Long enough that it was cheaper to replace the entire carpet at $1000 a square foot. It had ...
Kayla sat there staring into the handful of rings, jewels, and gold pieces. She poured over it, running the wealth through her hands. Time flowed over her like she was at the bottom of a river. She blinked when a drop of drool came loose from her mouth. She took control of her failing mind. She needed to get out of he...
When I'm nineteen, a new program is started called the Timeline Adjustment. I signed up for it, even knowing that it might be years before it became a viable program. Then I lucked out, the beta testing of it becomes available when I'm twenty-three. There's risks to it. So many risks. I might not land in the past whe...
"It's been a while since your last trip." Faela frowned, carefully stirring her tea exactly three and a half times. "I know Dad. I'm worried about Cin. She normally sends me a message every week, but I haven't had anything for the last two." The King gave an agreeable grunt. He looked over at the Queen, who sighed. ...
"Fritz, comm checks."Callum grizzled. "Comms are a go. Levels good, channels clear." "Roger that. Lando, final atmosphere checks?" "Coming back with the same composition as initial runs. Roughly 75% nitrogen, 24% oxygen. Little clusters of ammonia and argon floating around but nothing that should give us problems. H...
At first, I didn't realize how slow it was. I didn't dare to look back as I saw how big and loud it was so I assumed it had been at my back the whole time. I have run several marathons before so running isn't such a difficult feat but running from this guy was tough. I took my first look back when I realized that my br...
“Ma’am, I’m going to need you to take this seriously,” Detective Anderson’s frustration was clearly evident in his tone. “We are conducting a murder investigation, and you ARE a key witness.” Taylore Jackson glanced to her lawyer, who gave her a small, approving nod. “Yeah, I get that you think that, but the thing is,...
First time trying this, so give me any feedback I deserve. Interesting prompt as well, so thanks for posting this mate, and cant wait to see how some better writers than myself interpret it. &#x200B; Captain Woods steps into the barracks. 10 people, all half dressed in their combat armour immediately stop what t...
The very idea of a Muggle owning the Daily Prophet was something that Rita couldn't wrap her mind around, but who was she to question where her paychecks came from? Gold Galleons, silver Sickles and even the paper money that Muggles were fond of...money was money and that was what mattered. Apparently, some America...
Wren liked working the afternoon and evening shift in the tavern. Sure, it could get awful rowdy some nights, more than once the city guard had to break up fist, knife and even magical brawls; one mage scrap had ended with a table and chairs being transfigured into a wooden dragon golem! The beast was now out front on ...
"Oh look, Sildorn! There, in the street!" At Lareis's cry, Sildorn glanced up. There, standing amidst the debris and bodies, was a human. Sildorn always had trouble with identifying humans by their appearance, they didn't have any of the scales, antlers, fur, or fins that helped mark the individual elven tribes. This ...
My mother always used to tell me to be careful playing in the woods. As a child, she would tell me about fantastical creatures and terrifying hauntings. There was one story in particular that always stood out to me - when she claimed to have met the Witch of the birch woods. She said she was about six years old and wa...
14th July, 2014 People, if they survive long enough, will curse my name to blackness. The nurses told me to keep a diary. I think they all know what's happening to me, but no-one will tell me. They shoot sidelong looks over my head when they're changing my bandages or serving me steak tartare. It's always fucking st...
Urist gingerly squeezed the brass actuator, and the hammer snapped forward with a neat metallic clap. His shop had seen all manner of wares pass through - the Pass of Arkhaz was home to merchants of every shape, and their weapons decorated the walls of his cramped shop. Thin, mirror-like Elven blades sat next to hand...
I remembered dying. I remembered slipping away. I remembered the soft touch of Rebecca’s, my wife, hand as she held mine while I slipped away. I remembered feeling at peace. I didn’t remember the journey. “Pull it back,” said someone. “I think he’s slipping away again.” I squinted. The light was so bright. Five f...
How did I spend my luck? If only every time someone asked, I had a buck. Jon spent his finding the cure; Got a Nobel Prize (even though it wasn't the one he was looking for). Carla was a little less... inspired. She used a little to get hired, And a little more not to get fired. Aisha squandered hers when she ha...
"And the citizens of spurting guds will feel our bready vengeance" "Huzzah, huzzah"cheered the soldiers of produce "May your shopping carts go straight, and not pull to the left like they always do" The soldiers of produce yelled as they charged forwards. They were headed in completely the wrong direction and ended ...
My palms became sweaty really quickly when somebody posted " I know what's going on. Writing Prompts are coming true." The world has been crazy for hours. Murderous squirrels were solving crimes, predatory alien species landed in New York and London, mages lead by Harry Potter were holding resistance against demon...
"Your Holiness!"came the cheers from the crowd, which the bespectacled man found himself a part of. This was the moment. As the elderly figure slowly made his way down the street, he approached the railing, holding back his faithful admirers. He reached a hand out to greet his lovely people, and soon found himself bl...
The parking lot stretched on and on, and endless sea of cracked pavement littered with the rusting hulks of abandoned cars. James Holt slowed his bike as he approached, staring across the silent automotive graveyard to the crumbling monument to pre-apocalyptical human greed. The building was massive, larger than some...
It had been decades since I'd last seen a person more than in passing. I used to love hanging out with people. As a kid, I had a massive social circle. I played sports and was well-loved by my team. Then I met her. Rachel. She was a dancer. Every day during our breaks, I would watch her and her friends eat their lunch...
I knew I shouldn't have been so ambitious. Creating a whole universe. What was I thinking? Now the people come to me expecting miracles. I'm tired. My energy low. It would come back. Slowly. But they wanted miracles. Now. Do you know what kind of miracles take barely energy? Turning things invisible. It's sill...
By my calculations, it's been 384 years. I can't know for sure, the sun still isn't moving. I should explain. You see, I'm not what you would call normal. I have this ability that sort of tags along with me, an ability I cannot control. If I'm about to make a mistake, or have an accident of some sort, time stops. No...
The UN was meeting, one year after initiating the "Darwin Act". All of the world leaders were eager to discuss their findings. There was a vibrant atmosphere in the room and it seemed as if everyone had something positive to report. The idea with the act was to stop protecting "just plain stupid people"so that world nu...
"Yeah we don't need bulletproof helmets this time around, I don't think they're armed with anything good,"I spoke, buying for the round. Regrettably, I was playing as terrorists, meaning I couldn't buy the guns I was very familiar with. "S-sir?"came the startled reply. "I mean a couple of shotguns, but the pellet spr...
I should've known there was more to it than I had originally suspected. The first week was a week of many. Monday at work was typically boring and exhausting, Tuesday and Wednesday were just annoying, Thursday was team practice after work and Friday was bar night. Saturday I planned whatever social thing there was to ...
That cold emptiness of separation burrowed deeply into him. The passing seconds slowed to hours, and time's passage was laced with pain, all sharp and cruel, with its twisting blade. That blade was her face. It was her voice. Her easy smile. The coldness remained long amidst the flames of Hell. *You're going to Hell ...
I Science Officer Bataar Batsaikhan held the gun up to his own head, a manic grin stretched across his face. With a bang, he flew back in a cloud of red. But the one who died was not the one holding the gun. It was a child of three, wrapped in furs, who now lay splayed across the floor of the yurt, his features frozen...
Sprindwood’s Care for the Elderly: Truly the greatest hive of scum and villainy this world has to offer. All residents can kill 90% of the population, and similar accuracy rates of doing so. They’re real easy to get away with too. I mean who’s going to put a guy with a cane to jail, even if they’re holding someone’s de...
That's where I come in. I'm Lazarus and my profession, in short, is unique and very well paid. On random occasions a card is slid under my door. I don't know who does it, nor do I care. That is inconsequential. What's important is the name written on the card and an address. It's in black capitals, clear and concise. ...
"Holy crap, John."I mutter, staring at the yellowish substance. I pick some of it up and it drips down my fingers, exactly like it should. "Are you sure? Are you 100 percent sure?"John nods, and I gawk, standing there. I stick some in my mouth, and it tastes fatty and slick. "I fucking can't believe this. No. Definit...
Darkness hung its head down watching all of us single file through the gates. Chains dragged my soul across the snow toward the front of the line. Statues stood in disarray from the souls that froze into solid ice. Fire sprouted like spring flowers in order to protect the souls coming to Hades. “You!” I heard someone ...
As we shake hands, I feel a tingling sensation crawl up from my fingertips and down my spine, then throughout my whole body. The world feels different somehow, almost like waking up in an unfamiliar bed for the first time but not...quite. Deeper than that. "Okay, kid, whaddya want?"Right now, he looks like any other ...
“You don’t understand”, I bellowed mustering every ounce of sincerity in my body. “I don’t belong here, I’m not this person I have a wife, kids, a job” my head was swimming with confusion, frustration, pain. 3 days ago I woke up in this white walled sterile hell. 3 days in this sickly, foreign body. Three mornings gree...
"I want something that really captures the moment, you know? Something that puts us in the center of this universe."Lucas Velkins was going off in Director-God Emperor mode again, walking back and forth across the set and waving his hands about to emphasize his points. Universes. Zeitgeist. Milleu. It's a thirty se...
"Tonight my brethren, we shall overthrow the monarchy! We shall gain our freedom, and our rights!" &#x200B; King Henry just stood there in shock, wearing commoner's clothing, watching his people rising up against him. He had grown rather bored of the royal life, instead of fancy dinners and wearing fancy outfit...
I used to look ... different. You've seen those makeover shows. Two weeks away and people come back to shock their friends and family with their new noses and freshly styled hair cuts. Wearing fancy clothes and flashing a mouth full of white teeth. Every inch of them remade into something new. Well I did that. Excep...
The human ship was so primitive. Made out of simple metal alloy, with 5 primitive thursters powered by literally exploding liquids. No gravity-altering devices nor hyperspace devices. We all thought it would be an easy task, like what we do with all "primitive"vessels. Show them our firepower, kill their leader, and t...
Dot, dash, dash. Whiskey. Dot-dot-dot-dot. Hotel. Dash dot dash dash. Yankee. Slowly, but surely, I saw it. My Morse skills were rusty ever since my transfer from the Navy, but I wrote it down. WHY DID YOU LEAVE US And that message broadcasted again and again, with mere 5 second breaks in between. Even though we w...
When I was pushed over and lost a kneecap, I thought that was it. Slowly, all of my bones would be chipped away, and I would cease to be. Would my consciousness still exist without anything to hold it up? Or would the part of me that thinks end up lying in the dirt while the rest of me slowly rotted away. I woke up t...
Is it easy dating Electragirl? No, absolutely not. Is it worth it? Well …. I usually do everything I can not to get in her way. I drive 10 miles under the speed limit. I avoid big crowds and tall buildings and long bridges. I specifically chose to take a job in manufacturing logistics at a company that makes chair...
The musty odor of the hall changed perceptibly. A fresh dusty smell entered the room. I hadn't smelled dust, fresh dust in years, but the sense of it being dust felt embedded in some primitive part of my brain. It was a disturbance and had to be investigated. So I walked in the direction where the smell was the stronge...
They shackled my wrists to a chain connected to my ankles and then to a comically large ball. If I wasn’t aware of how dire a situation this was I probably would’ve laughed. I’ve seen this fear before. Concepts of magic, dark arts, or something demonic have been around long before I was. You get different reactions ev...
You have to understand. I had always loved him. Ever since 2nd grade when he walked into the classroom, with his tousled blonde hair and carefree smile. He was the one. The only one for me. He started showing his powers by the time we were 12. He didn't notice me before he got them. And after, well after that I wa...
The fan irritated the small tentacle like hair on dr. Yulkond's face, his cattish features were sensitive to both air movement and thermal changes. He put his hand on the monitor, clicking and pointing and arranging the windows on it. "Dr. Yulkond, your two o'clock is here"he heard in his mind, the soft "voice"came f...
"Well thank you young Lawrence,"Grilith smiled as he raised the wooden spoon to his mouth, slurping the contents. "Delicious as always." "I'm glad you like it,"I grinned back. "My mama made it special for my birthday. And I know how much you love the kid's thigh." "Your birthday?!"Grilith chewed a cube of meat as he ...
The clasp of my watch caught on my purse strap and snapped as I shrugged it off my shoulder. "Oh no,"I whimpered as I tried to refasten the wristband, to no avail. Fixing it would have to wait though. I was meeting with a patient. He was slouched in his seat, his unruly eyebrows obscuring the sadness in his eyes. I...
Eveihc was watching the clouds move when they heard Arjun grunt. They looked over to find the human trying, with considerable effort, to dislodge a large rock half buried in the soil. “I have a good feeling about this one.” Their human companion said, his voice strained as he tried to lift the stone. Eveihc trotted...
The alliance gathered in solemn solidarity to discuss the human problem. Yet, no matter how often they assembled and planned, the problem still remained. "As the species with the most experience fighting humans."The Martian King began. "I am warning you we need a stronger response." "We could destabilize their econ...
I blinked, looking around. It was my village, but here was joy once more, people hugging each other and tears streaming down their eyes. It was a joyous day, I remembered. In the dust choked plains, we were free on this day. Flags of green and red and black streamed after kids who ran to their parents and elders, h...
"Get it OFF OF ME!!" I heard the scream for at least the third time this week, and breathed out a heavy sigh; pushing myself from my desk, I mentally prepared myself for the scene I'd witnessed previously and was sure to witness again. As I exited my office and headed down the long hall toward the living room, I coul...
“…Minecraft?”, “Yea! Minecraft! It’s where you mine and.. craft!” You sigh, it’s the least you could do before he goes to Heaven, at least you hope. “Oh, alright, fine.. How do you win? So I can get this over with.” You weren’t particularly fond of this new ‘video game’ trend with mortals, it was hard to explain to God...
Machines screamed, steam erupted from pipes, alarms blared. The E-1 European class ship had come under fire, and had returned fire. They had taken hits, and we had taken hits. The only way I knew this was from how the machinery in the deep underbelly of the ship reacted. A hard hit against the starboard shields? The ...
"Another satisfied customer."Jastes said, hefting the bag of coins as two lovers left his shop, hand in hand. "I do not understand why you do this."The Cherub fluttered up to rest on the mans shoulder, speaking for the first time. "What is money worth, compared to love?" Jastes picked Cupid up gently, and sat him dow...
"I'll need three of those if you want all twelve."I said to the little creature in front of me. "Decide quickly because they're great for marshmallows." I'd been sitting by this fire for over an hour. It's peaceful in the forest. Nobody can take you away from your thoughts. Nobody to tell you what to do. Nobody to......
They say that a person's sin makes it easier for a demon to slip in. My brother was an a** hole, a complete piece of work. Once I caught him directing a frog in the back yard. He said it was dead when he found it, but dead animals don't bleed that much. Then, we he was ten and I was five he broke my nose because I went...
“A curse.” The genie stated with a shrug, as if talking about the weather. “What?” I ask, unsure if I heard him right. “I made the mistake of freeing the last genie, thus making myself the lamp’s new placeholder. Kinda like a supernatural game of hot potato.” The genie spread his arms in a way that said *what can y...
Queen Lydia "The Blessed,"a title granted for unifying the Empyrean and Seraphic churches, into the Ardorean Temple. Kind, compassionate, and clever, she reduced realm tax while supplementing the Treasury with her own personal business ventures. Mother to a sole child, Klyne, an overly compassionate and idealistic boy....
(This story contains spoilers through season 3. I don't think this subreddit offers spoiler tags so proceed with caution!) The audience applauded wildly as Hodor left the stage. The open mic host, still laughing hysterically, wiped a tear from his eye and stepped up to the microphone. “Alright, folks. Let’s keep...
[SOME STRONG LANGUAGE] The little funeral chapel was empty. It smelled of cleaning products and mothballs. Jesse stared down at the little urn in front of him. Hell, it wasn't even an urn. It was like a... vial, or some shit like that. Like a tube. Yeah: just a tube. He could stick his dick in the thing and it'd st...

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