| [ | |
| { | |
| "id": 0, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't we ever tell secrets on a farm?", | |
| "summary": "Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1, | |
| "dialogue": "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.", | |
| "summary": "She gave me a hug immediately." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 2, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", | |
| "summary": "An impasta." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 3, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", | |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 4, | |
| "dialogue": "I'm reading a book on anti-gravity.", | |
| "summary": "It's impossible to put down!" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 5, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t skeletons fight each other?", | |
| "summary": "They don\u2019t have the guts." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 6, | |
| "dialogue": "What did one wall say to the other wall?", | |
| "summary": "I'll meet you at the corner." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 7, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn't yours?", | |
| "summary": "Nacho cheese." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 8, | |
| "dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?", | |
| "summary": "It was two-tired." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 9, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", | |
| "summary": "He let out a little wine." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 10, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?", | |
| "summary": "Because then they'd be bagels." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 11, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", | |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 12, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you organize a space party?", | |
| "summary": "You planet." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 13, | |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", | |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 14, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you get from a pampered cow?", | |
| "summary": "Spoiled milk." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 15, | |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", | |
| "summary": "A carrot." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 16, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 17, | |
| "dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?", | |
| "summary": "Igloos it together." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 18, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", | |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 19, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?", | |
| "summary": "A thesaurus." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 20, | |
| "dialogue": "What\u2019s a skeleton\u2019s least favorite room in the house?", | |
| "summary": "The living room." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 21, | |
| "dialogue": "Why do bees have sticky hair?", | |
| "summary": "Because they use honeycombs." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 22, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", | |
| "summary": "An investigator." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 23, | |
| "dialogue": "What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?", | |
| "summary": "Pop." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 24, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", | |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 25, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fake noodle?", | |
| "summary": "An impasta." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 26, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", | |
| "summary": "It was two-tired." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 27, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", | |
| "summary": "Put a little boogie in it." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 28, | |
| "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", | |
| "summary": "Stay here, I\u2019m going on ahead." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 29, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the coffee file a police report?", | |
| "summary": "It got mugged." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 30, | |
| "dialogue": "What's brown and sticky?", | |
| "summary": "A stick." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 31, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", | |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 32, | |
| "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", | |
| "summary": "A cornfield." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 33, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", | |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 34, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t eggs tell jokes?", | |
| "summary": "They\u2019d crack each other up." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 35, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", | |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 36, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?", | |
| "summary": "Frostbite." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 37, | |
| "dialogue": "Why was the belt arrested?", | |
| "summary": "For holding up a pair of pants." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 38, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", | |
| "summary": "A gummy bear." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 39, | |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", | |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 40, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you make holy water?", | |
| "summary": "You boil the hell out of it." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 41, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't scientists trust atoms?", | |
| "summary": "Because they make up everything." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 42, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with no eyes?", | |
| "summary": "Fsh." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 43, | |
| "dialogue": "Why can\u2019t you give Elsa a balloon?", | |
| "summary": "Because she will let it go." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 44, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an elephant that doesn\u2019t matter?", | |
| "summary": "An irrelephant." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 45, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 46, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", | |
| "summary": "Roberto." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 47, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", | |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 48, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call cheese by itself?", | |
| "summary": "Provolone." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 49, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?", | |
| "summary": "Supplies!" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 50, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?", | |
| "summary": "Frostbite." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 51, | |
| "dialogue": "Why couldn\u2019t the bicycle stand up by itself?", | |
| "summary": "It was two tired." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 52, | |
| "dialogue": "What did one toilet say to the other?", | |
| "summary": "You look a bit flushed." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 53, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the math book look sad?", | |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 54, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that won\u2019t come back?", | |
| "summary": "A stick." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 55, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t skeletons go to scary movies?", | |
| "summary": "They don\u2019t have the guts." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 56, | |
| "dialogue": "How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?", | |
| "summary": "Ten tickles." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 57, | |
| "dialogue": "What\u2019s orange and sounds like a parrot?", | |
| "summary": "A carrot." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 58, | |
| "dialogue": "What\u2019s brown and sounds like a bell?", | |
| "summary": "Dung." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 59, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the kid throw his clock out the window?", | |
| "summary": "He wanted to see time fly." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 60, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?", | |
| "summary": "A labracadabrador." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 61, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", | |
| "summary": "A meowtain." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 62, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle collapse?", | |
| "summary": "It was two-tired." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 63, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", | |
| "summary": "An impasta." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 64, | |
| "dialogue": "Why do we never tell secrets on a farm?", | |
| "summary": "Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 65, | |
| "dialogue": "What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?", | |
| "summary": "Yellow!" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 66, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the student eat his homework?", | |
| "summary": "Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 67, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a factory that makes okay products?", | |
| "summary": "A satisfactory." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 68, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", | |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 69, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an astronaut\u2019s favorite place on a computer?", | |
| "summary": "The space bar." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 70, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer change his pants?", | |
| "summary": "Because he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 71, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt made of watches?", | |
| "summary": "A waist of time." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 72, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you find Will Smith in the snow?", | |
| "summary": "Look for fresh prints." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 73, | |
| "dialogue": "Why can\u2019t a nose be 12 inches long?", | |
| "summary": "Because then it would be a foot." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 74, | |
| "dialogue": "What has teeth but can\u2019t bite?", | |
| "summary": "A comb." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 75, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?", | |
| "summary": "A labracadabrador." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 76, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", | |
| "summary": "Because it was two-tired." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 77, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the fish say when it hit the wall?", | |
| "summary": "Dam." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 78, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t skeletons fight each other?", | |
| "summary": "They don\u2019t have the guts." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 79, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn\u2019t yours?", | |
| "summary": "Nacho cheese." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 80, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the math book look sad?", | |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 81, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", | |
| "summary": "An investigator." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 82, | |
| "dialogue": "What\u2019s brown and sticky?", | |
| "summary": "A stick." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 83, | |
| "dialogue": "What happens to a frog\u2019s car when it breaks down?", | |
| "summary": "It gets toad away." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 84, | |
| "dialogue": "Why was the belt arrested?", | |
| "summary": "For holding up a pair of pants." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 85, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman on a hot day?", | |
| "summary": "Puddle." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 86, | |
| "dialogue": "What did one elevator say to the other elevator?", | |
| "summary": "I think I'm coming down with something!" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 87, | |
| "dialogue": "Why do seagulls fly over the sea?", | |
| "summary": "Because if they flew over the bay, they\u2019d be bagels." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 88, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?", | |
| "summary": "A thesaurus." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 89, | |
| "dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?", | |
| "summary": "Igloos it together." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 90, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you give a sick bird?", | |
| "summary": "Tweetment." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 91, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the cookie go to the doctor?", | |
| "summary": "Because it felt crummy." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 92, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no ears?", | |
| "summary": "B." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 93, | |
| "dialogue": "What\u2019s a skeleton\u2019s least favorite room?", | |
| "summary": "The living room." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 94, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", | |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 95, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a group of unorganized cats?", | |
| "summary": "A cat-astrophe." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 96, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t eggs tell jokes?", | |
| "summary": "They\u2019d crack each other up." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 97, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", | |
| "summary": "A bulldozer." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 98, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 99, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of kittens?", | |
| "summary": "A meowntain." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 100, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't some couples go to the gym?", | |
| "summary": "Because some relationships don't work out." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 101, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fake noodle?", | |
| "summary": "An impasta." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 102, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", | |
| "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 103, | |
| "dialogue": "What's the best thing about Switzerland?", | |
| "summary": "I don't know, but the flag is a big plus." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 104, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator detective?", | |
| "summary": "An investi-gator." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 105, | |
| "dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?", | |
| "summary": "It was two tired." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 106, | |
| "dialogue": "What did one ocean say to the other ocean?", | |
| "summary": "Nothing, they just waved." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 107, | |
| "dialogue": "Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?", | |
| "summary": "Because they're a fungi." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 108, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?", | |
| "summary": "Frostbite." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 109, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", | |
| "summary": "A gummy bear." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 110, | |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", | |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 111, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", | |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 112, | |
| "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", | |
| "summary": "A cornfield." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 113, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?", | |
| "summary": "Supplies!" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 114, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't scientists trust atoms?", | |
| "summary": "Because they make up everything." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 115, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the chicken go to the s\u00e9ance?", | |
| "summary": "To talk to the other side." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 116, | |
| "dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?", | |
| "summary": "Igloos it together." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 117, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 118, | |
| "dialogue": "What\u2019s orange and sounds like a parrot?", | |
| "summary": "A carrot." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 119, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", | |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 120, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", | |
| "summary": "They'd crack each other up." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 121, | |
| "dialogue": "What's brown and sticky?", | |
| "summary": "A stick." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 122, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the 0 say to the 8?", | |
| "summary": "Nice belt!" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 123, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", | |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 124, | |
| "dialogue": "How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?", | |
| "summary": "Ten-tickles." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 125, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", | |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 126, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle collapse?", | |
| "summary": "It was two-tired." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 127, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", | |
| "summary": "An impasta." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 128, | |
| "dialogue": "Why do we never tell secrets on a farm?", | |
| "summary": "Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 129, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that can do magic?", | |
| "summary": "A labracadabrador." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 130, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", | |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 131, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?", | |
| "summary": "A stick." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 132, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the coffee file a police report?", | |
| "summary": "It got mugged." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 133, | |
| "dialogue": "What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?", | |
| "summary": "Snowballs." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 134, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle stand by itself?", | |
| "summary": "It was two-tired." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 135, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt made out of watches?", | |
| "summary": "A waist of time." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 136, | |
| "dialogue": "Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?", | |
| "summary": "Because he was always spotted." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 137, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you find Will Smith in the snow?", | |
| "summary": "You look for fresh prints." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 138, | |
| "dialogue": "Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?", | |
| "summary": "Because they might peel." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 139, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a computer that sings?", | |
| "summary": "A-Dell." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 140, | |
| "dialogue": "Why was the broom late?", | |
| "summary": "It over swept." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 141, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", | |
| "summary": "A meowtain." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 142, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", | |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 143, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape say when it got stepped on?", | |
| "summary": "Nothing, but it let out a little wine." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 144, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", | |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 145, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?", | |
| "summary": "Frostbite." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 146, | |
| "dialogue": "Why do seagulls fly over the sea?", | |
| "summary": "Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 147, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", | |
| "summary": "Roberto." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 148, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman in July?", | |
| "summary": "A puddle." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 149, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 150, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?", | |
| "summary": "A thesaurus." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 151, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an illegally parked frog?", | |
| "summary": "Toad." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 152, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?", | |
| "summary": "Because he wanted to go to high school." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 153, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish wearing a crown?", | |
| "summary": "A king fish." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 154, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", | |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 155, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a factory that sells passable products?", | |
| "summary": "A satisfactory." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 156, | |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", | |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 157, | |
| "dialogue": "What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?", | |
| "summary": "Every morning you'll rise and shine!" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 158, | |
| "dialogue": "What's the best time to go to the dentist?", | |
| "summary": "Tooth-hurty." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 159, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?", | |
| "summary": "A stick." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 160, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 161, | |
| "dialogue": "What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?", | |
| "summary": "A nervous wreck." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 162, | |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", | |
| "summary": "A carrot." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 163, | |
| "dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?", | |
| "summary": "Because it was two tired." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 164, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?", | |
| "summary": "A labracadabrador." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 165, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", | |
| "summary": "You put a boogie in it." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 166, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the math book look so sad?", | |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 167, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn't yours?", | |
| "summary": "Nacho cheese." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 168, | |
| "dialogue": "What did one toilet say to the other toilet?", | |
| "summary": "You look flushed." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 169, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", | |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 170, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", | |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 171, | |
| "dialogue": "What gets wetter the more it dries?", | |
| "summary": "A towel." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 172, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 173, | |
| "dialogue": "Why was the belt sent to jail?", | |
| "summary": "For holding up a pair of pants." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 174, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", | |
| "summary": "Roberto." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 175, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", | |
| "summary": "Because it was two-tired." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 176, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the fish say when it hit the wall?", | |
| "summary": "Dam." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 177, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", | |
| "summary": "A two-knee fish." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 178, | |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", | |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 179, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", | |
| "summary": "Climb up a tree and act like a nut." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 180, | |
| "dialogue": "Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?", | |
| "summary": "Because she will let it go." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 181, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you get from a pampered cow?", | |
| "summary": "Spoiled milk." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 182, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't scientists trust atoms?", | |
| "summary": "Because they make up everything." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 183, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", | |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 184, | |
| "dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?", | |
| "summary": "Igloos it together." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 185, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", | |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 186, | |
| "dialogue": "What has one head, one foot, and four legs?", | |
| "summary": "A bed." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 187, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?", | |
| "summary": "A thesaurus." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 188, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the cookie go to the doctor?", | |
| "summary": "Because it felt crummy." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 189, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fake noodle?", | |
| "summary": "An impasta." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 190, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", | |
| "summary": "An investigator." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 191, | |
| "dialogue": "Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?", | |
| "summary": "Because they're a fungi." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 192, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle collapse?", | |
| "summary": "It was two tired." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 193, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?", | |
| "summary": "A labracadabrador." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 194, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", | |
| "summary": "He let out a little wine." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 195, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt made of watches?", | |
| "summary": "A waist of time." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 196, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 197, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the zero say to the eight?", | |
| "summary": "Nice belt!" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 198, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?", | |
| "summary": "To go with the traffic jam." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 199, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?", | |
| "summary": "A stick." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 200, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", | |
| "summary": "They'd crack each other up." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 201, | |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", | |
| "summary": "A carrot." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 202, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", | |
| "summary": "Put a little boogie in it." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 203, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the coffee file a police report?", | |
| "summary": "It got mugged." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 204, | |
| "dialogue": "What's a computer\u2019s favorite snack?", | |
| "summary": "Computer chips." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 205, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?", | |
| "summary": "An irrelephant." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 206, | |
| "dialogue": "Why was the computer cold?", | |
| "summary": "It left its Windows open." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 207, | |
| "dialogue": "Why was the belt arrested?", | |
| "summary": "For holding up a pair of pants." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 208, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", | |
| "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 209, | |
| "dialogue": "Why do we tell actors to 'break a leg'?", | |
| "summary": "Because every play has a cast." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 210, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you organize a space party?", | |
| "summary": "You planet." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 211, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a singing laptop?", | |
| "summary": "A Dell." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 212, | |
| "dialogue": "Why can't you play cards on a small boat?", | |
| "summary": "Because someone is always sitting on the deck." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 213, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?", | |
| "summary": "An orca-stra." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 214, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go trick or treating?", | |
| "summary": "They have no body to go with." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 215, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?", | |
| "summary": "Frostbite." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 216, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you make holy water?", | |
| "summary": "You boil the hell out of it." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 217, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call two birds in love?", | |
| "summary": "Tweethearts." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 218, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t oysters donate to charity?", | |
| "summary": "Because they are shellfish." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 219, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fake noodle?", | |
| "summary": "An impasta." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 220, | |
| "dialogue": "Why do bees have sticky hair?", | |
| "summary": "Because they use honeycombs." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 221, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an avocado that\u2019s been blessed?", | |
| "summary": "Holy guacamole." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 222, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 223, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?", | |
| "summary": "Supplies!" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 224, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t scientists trust atoms anymore?", | |
| "summary": "Because they make up everything." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 225, | |
| "dialogue": "What did one wall say to the other wall?", | |
| "summary": "I\u2019ll meet you at the corner." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 226, | |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", | |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 227, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", | |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 228, | |
| "dialogue": "What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?", | |
| "summary": "Sneakers." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 229, | |
| "dialogue": "Why was the strawberry sad?", | |
| "summary": "Because his parents were in a jam." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 230, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", | |
| "summary": "A gummy bear." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 231, | |
| "dialogue": "Why do bicycles fall over?", | |
| "summary": "Because they are two-tired." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 232, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the ocean say to the beach?", | |
| "summary": "Nothing, it just waved." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 233, | |
| "dialogue": "Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?", | |
| "summary": "Because they might peel." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 234, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", | |
| "summary": "A meowtain." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 235, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a Kleenex dance?", | |
| "summary": "Put a little boogie in it." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 236, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", | |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 237, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the fisherman say to the magician?", | |
| "summary": "Pick a cod, any cod." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 238, | |
| "dialogue": "What\u2019s orange and sounds like a parrot?", | |
| "summary": "A carrot." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 239, | |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book always worried?", | |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 240, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a factory that makes okay products?", | |
| "summary": "A satisfactory." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 241, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", | |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 242, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?", | |
| "summary": "Frostbite." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 243, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", | |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 244, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", | |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 245, | |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", | |
| "summary": "A carrot." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 246, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you organize a space party?", | |
| "summary": "You planet." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 247, | |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", | |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 248, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", | |
| "summary": "They'd crack each other up." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 249, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", | |
| "summary": "An investigator." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 250, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", | |
| "summary": "It was two tired." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 251, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", | |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 252, | |
| "dialogue": "Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?", | |
| "summary": "Because they might peel." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 253, | |
| "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", | |
| "summary": "A cornfield." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 254, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", | |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 255, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?", | |
| "summary": "Prime mates." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 256, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer change his pants?", | |
| "summary": "Because he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 257, | |
| "dialogue": "What's brown and sticky?", | |
| "summary": "A stick." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 258, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't some couples go to the gym?", | |
| "summary": "Because some relationships don't work out." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 259, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fake noodle?", | |
| "summary": "An impasta." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 260, | |
| "dialogue": "Why do bees hum?", | |
| "summary": "Because they don't know the words." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 261, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", | |
| "summary": "Bison." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 262, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn't yours?", | |
| "summary": "Nacho cheese." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 263, | |
| "dialogue": "Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?", | |
| "summary": "Because he was always spotted." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 264, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with no eyes?", | |
| "summary": "Fsh." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 265, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 266, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", | |
| "summary": "A waist of time." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 267, | |
| "dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?", | |
| "summary": "Igloos it together." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 268, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", | |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 269, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", | |
| "summary": "Roberto." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 270, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", | |
| "summary": "It was two-tired." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 271, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", | |
| "summary": "A meowtain." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 272, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the coffee file a police report?", | |
| "summary": "It got mugged." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 273, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape say when it got stepped on?", | |
| "summary": "Nothing, it just let out a little wine." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 274, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the can crusher quit his job?", | |
| "summary": "Because it was soda pressing." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 275, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?", | |
| "summary": "A labracadabrador." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 276, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", | |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 277, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?", | |
| "summary": "Frostbite." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 278, | |
| "dialogue": "What's the best time to go to the dentist?", | |
| "summary": "Tooth-hurty." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 279, | |
| "dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?", | |
| "summary": "Because it was two tired." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 280, | |
| "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", | |
| "summary": "Stay here, I\u2019m going on ahead." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 281, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", | |
| "summary": "Put a little boogie in it." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 282, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the math book look sad?", | |
| "summary": "Because of all its problems." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 283, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?", | |
| "summary": "Supplies!" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 284, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t scientists trust atoms?", | |
| "summary": "Because they make up everything." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 285, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no ears?", | |
| "summary": "B." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 286, | |
| "dialogue": "Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom?", | |
| "summary": "Because the 'P' is silent." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 287, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an elephant that doesn\u2019t matter?", | |
| "summary": "An irrelephant." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 288, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", | |
| "summary": "Because it was two-tired." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 289, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?", | |
| "summary": "Frostbite." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 290, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 291, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish wearing a crown?", | |
| "summary": "A king fish." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 292, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", | |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 293, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?", | |
| "summary": "A stick." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 294, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the coffee file a police report?", | |
| "summary": "It got mugged." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 295, | |
| "dialogue": "What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?", | |
| "summary": "Snowballs." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 296, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle stand by itself?", | |
| "summary": "It was two-tired." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 297, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt made out of watches?", | |
| "summary": "A waist of time." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 298, | |
| "dialogue": "Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?", | |
| "summary": "Because he was always spotted." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 299, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you find Will Smith in the snow?", | |
| "summary": "You look for fresh prints." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 300, | |
| "dialogue": "Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?", | |
| "summary": "Because they might peel." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 301, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a computer that sings?", | |
| "summary": "A-Dell." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 302, | |
| "dialogue": "Why was the broom late?", | |
| "summary": "It over swept." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 303, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", | |
| "summary": "A meowtain." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 304, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", | |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 305, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape say when it got stepped on?", | |
| "summary": "Nothing, but it let out a little wine." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 306, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", | |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 307, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?", | |
| "summary": "Frostbite." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 308, | |
| "dialogue": "Why do seagulls fly over the sea?", | |
| "summary": "Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 309, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", | |
| "summary": "Roberto." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 310, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman in July?", | |
| "summary": "A puddle." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 311, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 312, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?", | |
| "summary": "A thesaurus." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 313, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an illegally parked frog?", | |
| "summary": "Toad." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 314, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?", | |
| "summary": "Because he wanted to go to high school." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 315, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish wearing a crown?", | |
| "summary": "A king fish." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 316, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", | |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 317, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a factory that sells passable products?", | |
| "summary": "A satisfactory." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 318, | |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", | |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 319, | |
| "dialogue": "What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?", | |
| "summary": "Every morning you'll rise and shine!" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 320, | |
| "dialogue": "What's the best time to go to the dentist?", | |
| "summary": "Tooth-hurty." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 321, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?", | |
| "summary": "A stick." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 322, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 323, | |
| "dialogue": "What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?", | |
| "summary": "A nervous wreck." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 324, | |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", | |
| "summary": "A carrot." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 325, | |
| "dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?", | |
| "summary": "Because it was two tired." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 326, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?", | |
| "summary": "A labracadabrador." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 327, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", | |
| "summary": "You put a boogie in it." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 328, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the math book look sad?", | |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 329, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a magician who loses his magic?", | |
| "summary": "Ian." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 330, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t oysters share their pearls?", | |
| "summary": "Because they\u2019re shellfish." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 331, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", | |
| "summary": "A bulldozer." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 332, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the left eye say to the right eye?", | |
| "summary": "Between us, something smells." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 333, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t skeletons fight each other?", | |
| "summary": "They don\u2019t have the guts." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 334, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", | |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 335, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", | |
| "summary": "An impasta." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 336, | |
| "dialogue": "Why do bees have sticky hair?", | |
| "summary": "Because they use honey combs." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 337, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", | |
| "summary": "An investigator." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 338, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 339, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you get from a pampered cow?", | |
| "summary": "Spoiled milk." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 340, | |
| "dialogue": "Why couldn\u2019t the bicycle stand up by itself?", | |
| "summary": "Because it was two tired." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 341, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?", | |
| "summary": "A dino-snore." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 342, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", | |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 343, | |
| "dialogue": "What gets wetter the more it dries?", | |
| "summary": "A towel." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 344, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", | |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 345, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an elephant that doesn\u2019t matter?", | |
| "summary": "An irrelephant." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 346, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?", | |
| "summary": "Supplies!" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 347, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t scientists trust atoms?", | |
| "summary": "Because they make up everything." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 348, | |
| "dialogue": "What has keys but can\u2019t open locks?", | |
| "summary": "A piano." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 349, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", | |
| "summary": "It was two-tired." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 350, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn\u2019t yours?", | |
| "summary": "Nacho cheese." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 351, | |
| "dialogue": "Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?", | |
| "summary": "Because he was always spotted." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 352, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", | |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 353, | |
| "dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?", | |
| "summary": "Igloos it together." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 354, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?", | |
| "summary": "Frostbite." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 355, | |
| "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", | |
| "summary": "Stay here, I\u2019m going on ahead." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 356, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the student eat his homework?", | |
| "summary": "Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 357, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", | |
| "summary": "Roberto." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 358, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with no eyes?", | |
| "summary": "Fsh." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 359, | |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", | |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 360, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt made out of watches?", | |
| "summary": "A waist of time." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 361, | |
| "dialogue": "What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?", | |
| "summary": "It gets toad away." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 362, | |
| "dialogue": "Why are ghosts bad liars?", | |
| "summary": "Because they are too transparent." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 363, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a factory that makes okay products?", | |
| "summary": "A satisfactory." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 364, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", | |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 365, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?", | |
| "summary": "A labracadabrador." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 366, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", | |
| "summary": "He let out a little wine." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 367, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of kittens?", | |
| "summary": "A meowtain." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 368, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", | |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 369, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?", | |
| "summary": "Bison." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 370, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 371, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", | |
| "summary": "Put a little boogie in it." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 372, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the math book look so sad?", | |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 373, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?", | |
| "summary": "Supplies!" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 374, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t skeletons fight each other?", | |
| "summary": "They don\u2019t have the guts." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 375, | |
| "dialogue": "What has keys but can\u2019t open locks?", | |
| "summary": "A piano." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 376, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn\u2019t yours?", | |
| "summary": "Nacho cheese." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 377, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 378, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an elephant that doesn\u2019t matter?", | |
| "summary": "An irrelephant." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 379, | |
| "dialogue": "What gets wetter the more it dries?", | |
| "summary": "A towel." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 380, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", | |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 381, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", | |
| "summary": "Roberto." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 382, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t scientists trust atoms?", | |
| "summary": "Because they make up everything." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 383, | |
| "dialogue": "What did one wall say to the other wall?", | |
| "summary": "I'll meet you at the corner." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 384, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", | |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 385, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman on a hot day?", | |
| "summary": "A puddle." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 386, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", | |
| "summary": "A two-knee fish." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 387, | |
| "dialogue": "Why do we tell actors to 'break a leg'?", | |
| "summary": "Because every play has a cast." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 388, | |
| "dialogue": "How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?", | |
| "summary": "Ten tickles." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 389, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", | |
| "summary": "Because it was two-tired." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 390, | |
| "dialogue": "What\u2019s orange and sounds like a parrot?", | |
| "summary": "A carrot." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 391, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the kid cross the playground?", | |
| "summary": "To get to the other slide." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 392, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?", | |
| "summary": "A thesaurus." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 393, | |
| "dialogue": "Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?", | |
| "summary": "Because he was always spotted." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 394, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?", | |
| "summary": "A labracadabrador." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 395, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the cookie go to the hospital?", | |
| "summary": "Because it felt crummy." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 396, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt made out of watches?", | |
| "summary": "A waist of time." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 397, | |
| "dialogue": "Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?", | |
| "summary": "Because he had no body to go with." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 398, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?", | |
| "summary": "A stick." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 399, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t eggs tell jokes?", | |
| "summary": "They\u2019d crack each other up." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 400, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of kittens?", | |
| "summary": "A meowtain." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 401, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", | |
| "summary": "An investigator." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 402, | |
| "dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?", | |
| "summary": "Because it was two tired." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 403, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fake noodle?", | |
| "summary": "An impasta." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 404, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", | |
| "summary": "A bulldozer." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 405, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the math book look sad?", | |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 406, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape say when it got stepped on?", | |
| "summary": "Nothing, it just let out a little wine." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 407, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?", | |
| "summary": "Bison." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 408, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a computer floating in the ocean?", | |
| "summary": "A Dell Rolling in the Deep." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 409, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", | |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 410, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?", | |
| "summary": "Frostbite." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 411, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the ocean say to the beach?", | |
| "summary": "Nothing, it just waved." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 412, | |
| "dialogue": "Why do seagulls fly over the sea?", | |
| "summary": "Because if they flew over the bay, they\u2019d be bagels." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 413, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", | |
| "summary": "A gummy bear." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 414, | |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", | |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they\u2019d be chicken sedans." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 415, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a factory that makes okay products?", | |
| "summary": "A satisfactory." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 416, | |
| "dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?", | |
| "summary": "Igloos it together." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 417, | |
| "dialogue": "What\u2019s brown and sticky?", | |
| "summary": "A stick." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 418, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 419, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", | |
| "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 420, | |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", | |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 421, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?", | |
| "summary": "A labracadabrador." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 422, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?", | |
| "summary": "This tastes a little funny." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 423, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't some couples go to the gym?", | |
| "summary": "Because some relationships don't work out." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 424, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an academically successful slice of bread?", | |
| "summary": "An honor roll." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 425, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", | |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 426, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", | |
| "summary": "A meowtain." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 427, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the coffee file a police report?", | |
| "summary": "It got mugged." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 428, | |
| "dialogue": "What's the best thing about Switzerland?", | |
| "summary": "I don't know, but the flag is a big plus." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 429, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a man with no body and no nose?", | |
| "summary": "Nobody knows." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 430, | |
| "dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?", | |
| "summary": "Because it was two-tired." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 431, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?", | |
| "summary": "Supplies!" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 432, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you make holy water?", | |
| "summary": "You boil the hell out of it." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 433, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call two birds in love?", | |
| "summary": "Tweethearts." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 434, | |
| "dialogue": "Why do bees hum?", | |
| "summary": "Because they don't know the words." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 435, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fake noodle?", | |
| "summary": "An impasta." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 436, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator detective?", | |
| "summary": "An investi-gator." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 437, | |
| "dialogue": "What\u2019s orange and sounds like a parrot?", | |
| "summary": "A carrot." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 438, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", | |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 439, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?", | |
| "summary": "Frostbite." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 440, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you find Will Smith in the snow?", | |
| "summary": "Look for the fresh prints." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 441, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", | |
| "summary": "A waist of time." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 442, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the old man fall in the well?", | |
| "summary": "Because he couldn\u2019t see that well." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 443, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?", | |
| "summary": "A stick." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 444, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", | |
| "summary": "Put a little boogey in it." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 445, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", | |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 446, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", | |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 447, | |
| "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", | |
| "summary": "A cornfield." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 448, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the fish say when it hit the wall?", | |
| "summary": "Dam." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 449, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t oysters donate to charity?", | |
| "summary": "Because they are shellfish." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 450, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", | |
| "summary": "Roberto." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 451, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that can do magic?", | |
| "summary": "A labracadabrador." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 452, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", | |
| "summary": "A meowtain." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 453, | |
| "dialogue": "Why was the bicycle unable to stand up by itself?", | |
| "summary": "It was two-tired." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 454, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?", | |
| "summary": "A dino-snore." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 455, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", | |
| "summary": "They'd crack each other up." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 456, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato blush?", | |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 457, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with no eyes?", | |
| "summary": "Fsh." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 458, | |
| "dialogue": "What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle?", | |
| "summary": "Attire." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 459, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't scientists trust atoms?", | |
| "summary": "Because they make up everything." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 460, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?", | |
| "summary": "Elephino (hell if I know)." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 461, | |
| "dialogue": "Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?", | |
| "summary": "Because he was always spotted." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 462, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt made out of watches?", | |
| "summary": "A waist of time." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 463, | |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", | |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 464, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a factory that makes okay products?", | |
| "summary": "A satisfactory." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 465, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", | |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 466, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 467, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", | |
| "summary": "An investigator." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 468, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", | |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 469, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish that wears a crown?", | |
| "summary": "A king fish." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 470, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?", | |
| "summary": "A receding hareline." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 471, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no ears?", | |
| "summary": "B." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 472, | |
| "dialogue": "Why do seagulls fly over the sea?", | |
| "summary": "Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 473, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a group of unorganized cats?", | |
| "summary": "A cat-astrophe." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 474, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", | |
| "summary": "It was two-tired." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 475, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", | |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 476, | |
| "dialogue": "What did one plate say to the other plate?", | |
| "summary": "Dinner is on me." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 477, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the student eat his homework?", | |
| "summary": "Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 478, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of kittens?", | |
| "summary": "A meowtain." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 479, | |
| "dialogue": "Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?", | |
| "summary": "Because she will let it go." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 480, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an elephant that doesn\u2019t matter?", | |
| "summary": "An irrelephant." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 481, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn't yours?", | |
| "summary": "Nacho cheese." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 482, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't some couples go to the gym?", | |
| "summary": "Because some relationships don't work out." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 483, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a factory that sells passable products?", | |
| "summary": "A satisfactory." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 484, | |
| "dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?", | |
| "summary": "Igloos it together." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 485, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt made out of watches?", | |
| "summary": "A waist of time." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 486, | |
| "dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?", | |
| "summary": "Because it was two tired." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 487, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?", | |
| "summary": "A thesaurus." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 488, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?", | |
| "summary": "Because they're so good at it." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 489, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the left eye say to the right eye?", | |
| "summary": "Between you and me, something smells." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 490, | |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", | |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 491, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?", | |
| "summary": "A labracadabrador." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 492, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?", | |
| "summary": "Frostbite." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 493, | |
| "dialogue": "What has keys but can't open locks?", | |
| "summary": "A piano." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 494, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call two birds in love?", | |
| "summary": "Tweethearts." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 495, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", | |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 496, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", | |
| "summary": "An investigator." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 497, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", | |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 498, | |
| "dialogue": "What did one wall say to the other?", | |
| "summary": "I'll meet you at the corner." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 499, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn't yours?", | |
| "summary": "Nacho cheese." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 500, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 501, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", | |
| "summary": "Roberto." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 502, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you get from a pampered cow?", | |
| "summary": "Spoiled milk." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 503, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", | |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 504, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", | |
| "summary": "A tunee fish." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 505, | |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", | |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 506, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", | |
| "summary": "A bulldozer." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 507, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", | |
| "summary": "He let out a little wine." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 508, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 509, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", | |
| "summary": "An impasta." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 510, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", | |
| "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 511, | |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", | |
| "summary": "A carrot." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 512, | |
| "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", | |
| "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 513, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", | |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 514, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", | |
| "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 515, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", | |
| "summary": "They'd crack each other up." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 516, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", | |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 517, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", | |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 518, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", | |
| "summary": "A gummy bear." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 519, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", | |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 520, | |
| "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", | |
| "summary": "A cornfield." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 521, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", | |
| "summary": "Bison." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 522, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", | |
| "summary": "A meowtain." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 523, | |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", | |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 524, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", | |
| "summary": "A waist of time." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 525, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 526, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", | |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 527, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", | |
| "summary": "An investigator." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 528, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", | |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 529, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", | |
| "summary": "A tunee fish." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 530, | |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", | |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 531, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", | |
| "summary": "A bulldozer." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 532, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", | |
| "summary": "He let out a little wine." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 533, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 534, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", | |
| "summary": "An impasta." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 535, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", | |
| "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 536, | |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", | |
| "summary": "A carrot." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 537, | |
| "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", | |
| "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 538, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", | |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 539, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", | |
| "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 540, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", | |
| "summary": "They'd crack each other up." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 541, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", | |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 542, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", | |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 543, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", | |
| "summary": "A gummy bear." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 544, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", | |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 545, | |
| "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", | |
| "summary": "A cornfield." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 546, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", | |
| "summary": "Bison." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 547, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", | |
| "summary": "A meowtain." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 548, | |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", | |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 549, | |
| "dialogue": "Whatdo you call a belt with a watch on it?", | |
| "summary": "A waist of time." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 550, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 551, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", | |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 552, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", | |
| "summary": "An investigator." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 553, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", | |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 554, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", | |
| "summary": "A tunee fish." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 555, | |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", | |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 556, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", | |
| "summary": "A bulldozer." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 557, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", | |
| "summary": "He let out a little wine." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 558, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 559, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", | |
| "summary": "An impasta." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 560, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", | |
| "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 561, | |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", | |
| "summary": "A carrot." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 562, | |
| "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", | |
| "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 563, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", | |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 564, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", | |
| "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 565, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", | |
| "summary": "They'd crack each other up." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 566, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", | |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 567, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", | |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 568, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", | |
| "summary": "A gummy bear." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 569, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", | |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 570, | |
| "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", | |
| "summary": "A cornfield." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 571, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", | |
| "summary": "Bison." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 572, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", | |
| "summary": "A meowtain." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 573, | |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", | |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 574, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", | |
| "summary": "A waist of time." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 575, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 576, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", | |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 577, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", | |
| "summary": "An investigator." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 578, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", | |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 579, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", | |
| "summary": "A tunee fish." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 580, | |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", | |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 581, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", | |
| "summary": "A bulldozer." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 582, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", | |
| "summary": "He let out a little wine." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 583, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 584, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", | |
| "summary": "An impasta." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 585, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", | |
| "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 586, | |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", | |
| "summary": "A carrot." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 587, | |
| "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", | |
| "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 588, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", | |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 589, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", | |
| "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 590, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", | |
| "summary": "They'd crack each other up." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 591, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", | |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 592, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", | |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 593, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", | |
| "summary": "A gummy bear." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 594, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", | |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 595, | |
| "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", | |
| "summary": "A cornfield." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 596, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", | |
| "summary": "Bison." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 597, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", | |
| "summary": "A meowtain." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 598, | |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", | |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 599, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", | |
| "summary": "A waist of time." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 600, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 601, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", | |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 602, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", | |
| "summary": "An investigator." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 603, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", | |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 604, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", | |
| "summary": "A tunee fish." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 605, | |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", | |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 606, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", | |
| "summary": "A bulldozer." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 607, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", | |
| "summary": "He let out a little wine." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 608, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 609, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", | |
| "summary": "An impasta." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 610, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", | |
| "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 611, | |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", | |
| "summary": "A carrot." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 612, | |
| "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", | |
| "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 613, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", | |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 614, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", | |
| "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 615, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", | |
| "summary": "They'd crack each other up." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 616, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", | |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 617, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", | |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 618, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", | |
| "summary": "A gummy bear." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 619, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", | |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 620, | |
| "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", | |
| "summary": "A cornfield." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 621, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", | |
| "summary": "Bison." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 622, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", | |
| "summary": "A meowtain." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 623, | |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", | |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 624, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", | |
| "summary": "A waist of time." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 625, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 626, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", | |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 627, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", | |
| "summary": "An investigator." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 628, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", | |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 629, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", | |
| "summary": "A tunee fish." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 630, | |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", | |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 631, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", | |
| "summary": "A bulldozer." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 632, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", | |
| "summary": "He let out a little wine." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 633, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 634, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", | |
| "summary": "An impasta." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 635, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", | |
| "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 636, | |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", | |
| "summary": "A carrot." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 637, | |
| "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", | |
| "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 638, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", | |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 639, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", | |
| "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 640, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", | |
| "summary": "They'd crack each other up." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 641, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", | |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 642, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", | |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 643, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", | |
| "summary": "A gummy bear." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 644, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", | |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 645, | |
| "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", | |
| "summary": "A cornfield." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 646, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", | |
| "summary": "Bison." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 647, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", | |
| "summary": "A meowtain." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 648, | |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", | |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 649, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", | |
| "summary": "A waist of time." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 650, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 651, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", | |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 652, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", | |
| "summary": "An investigator." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 653, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", | |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 654, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", | |
| "summary": "A tunee fish." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 655, | |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", | |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 656, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", | |
| "summary": "A bulldozer." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 657, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", | |
| "summary": "He let out a little wine." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 658, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 659, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", | |
| "summary": "An impasta." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 660, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", | |
| "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 661, | |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", | |
| "summary": "A carrot." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 662, | |
| "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", | |
| "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 663, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", | |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 664, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", | |
| "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 665, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", | |
| "summary": "They'd crack each other up." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 666, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", | |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 667, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", | |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 668, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", | |
| "summary": "A gummy bear." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 669, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", | |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 670, | |
| "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", | |
| "summary": "A cornfield." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 671, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", | |
| "summary": "Bison." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 672, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", | |
| "summary": "A meowtain." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 673, | |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", | |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 674, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", | |
| "summary": "A waist of time." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 675, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 676, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", | |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 677, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", | |
| "summary": "An investigator." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 678, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", | |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 679, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", | |
| "summary": "A tunee fish." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 680, | |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", | |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 681, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", | |
| "summary": "A bulldozer." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 682, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", | |
| "summary": "He let out a little wine." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 683, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 684, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", | |
| "summary": "An impasta." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 685, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", | |
| "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 686, | |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", | |
| "summary": "A carrot." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 687, | |
| "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", | |
| "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 688, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", | |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 689, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", | |
| "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 690, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", | |
| "summary": "They'd crack each other up." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 691, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", | |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 692, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", | |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 693, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", | |
| "summary": "A gummy bear." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 694, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", | |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 695, | |
| "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", | |
| "summary": "A cornfield." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 696, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", | |
| "summary": "Bison." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 697, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", | |
| "summary": "A meowtain." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 698, | |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", | |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 699, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", | |
| "summary": "A waist of time." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 700, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 701, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", | |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 702, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", | |
| "summary": "An investigator." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 703, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", | |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 704, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", | |
| "summary": "A tunee fish." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 705, | |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", | |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 706, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", | |
| "summary": "A bulldozer." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 707, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", | |
| "summary": "He let out a little wine." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 708, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 709, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", | |
| "summary": "An impasta." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 710, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", | |
| "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 711, | |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", | |
| "summary": "A carrot." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 712, | |
| "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", | |
| "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 713, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", | |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 714, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", | |
| "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 715, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", | |
| "summary": "They'd crack each other up." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 716, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", | |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 717, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", | |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 718, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", | |
| "summary": "A gummy bear." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 719, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", | |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 720, | |
| "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", | |
| "summary": "A cornfield." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 721, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", | |
| "summary": "Bison." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 722, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", | |
| "summary": "A meowtain." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 723, | |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", | |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 724, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", | |
| "summary": "A waist of time." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 725, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 726, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", | |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 727, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", | |
| "summary": "An investigator." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 728, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", | |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 729, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", | |
| "summary": "A tunee fish." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 730, | |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", | |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 731, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", | |
| "summary": "A bulldozer." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 732, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", | |
| "summary": "He let out a little wine." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 733, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 734, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", | |
| "summary": "An impasta." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 735, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", | |
| "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 736, | |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", | |
| "summary": "A carrot." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 737, | |
| "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", | |
| "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 738, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", | |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 739, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", | |
| "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 740, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", | |
| "summary": "They'd crack each other up." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 741, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", | |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 742, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", | |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 743, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", | |
| "summary": "A gummy bear." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 744, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", | |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 745, | |
| "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", | |
| "summary": "A cornfield." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 746, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", | |
| "summary": "Bison." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 747, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", | |
| "summary": "A meowtain." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 748, | |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", | |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 749, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", | |
| "summary": "A waist of time." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 750, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 751, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", | |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 752, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", | |
| "summary": "An investigator." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 753, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", | |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 754, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", | |
| "summary": "A tunee fish." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 755, | |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", | |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 756, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", | |
| "summary": "A bulldozer." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 757, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", | |
| "summary": "He let out a little wine." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 758, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 759, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", | |
| "summary": "An impasta." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 760, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", | |
| "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 761, | |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", | |
| "summary": "A carrot." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 762, | |
| "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", | |
| "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 763, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", | |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 764, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", | |
| "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 765, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", | |
| "summary": "They'd crack each other up." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 766, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", | |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 767, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", | |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 768, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", | |
| "summary": "A gummy bear." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 769, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", | |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 770, | |
| "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", | |
| "summary": "A cornfield." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 771, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", | |
| "summary": "Bison." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 772, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", | |
| "summary": "A meowtain." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 773, | |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", | |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 774, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", | |
| "summary": "A waist of time." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 775, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 776, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", | |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 777, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", | |
| "summary": "An investigator." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 778, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", | |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 779, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", | |
| "summary": "A tunee fish." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 780, | |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", | |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 781, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", | |
| "summary": "A bulldozer." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 782, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", | |
| "summary": "He let out a little wine." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 783, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 784, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", | |
| "summary": "An impasta." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 785, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", | |
| "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 786, | |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", | |
| "summary": "A carrot." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 787, | |
| "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", | |
| "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 788, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", | |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 789, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", | |
| "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 790, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", | |
| "summary": "They'd crack each other up." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 791, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", | |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 792, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", | |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 793, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", | |
| "summary": "A gummy bear." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 794, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", | |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 795, | |
| "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", | |
| "summary": "A cornfield." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 796, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", | |
| "summary": "Bison." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 797, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", | |
| "summary": "A meowtain." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 798, | |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", | |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 799, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", | |
| "summary": "A waist of time." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 800, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 801, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", | |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 802, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", | |
| "summary": "An investigator." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 803, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", | |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 804, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", | |
| "summary": "A tunee fish." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 805, | |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", | |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 806, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", | |
| "summary": "A bulldozer." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 807, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", | |
| "summary": "He let out a little wine." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 808, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 809, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", | |
| "summary": "An impasta." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 810, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", | |
| "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 811, | |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", | |
| "summary": "A carrot." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 812, | |
| "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", | |
| "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 813, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", | |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 814, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", | |
| "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 815, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", | |
| "summary": "They'd crack each other up." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 816, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", | |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 817, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", | |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 818, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", | |
| "summary": "A gummy bear." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 819, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", | |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 820, | |
| "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", | |
| "summary": "A cornfield." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 821, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", | |
| "summary": "Bison." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 822, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", | |
| "summary": "A meowtain." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 823, | |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", | |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 824, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", | |
| "summary": "A waist of time." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 825, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 826, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", | |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 827, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", | |
| "summary": "An investigator." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 828, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", | |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 829, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", | |
| "summary": "A tunee fish." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 830, | |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", | |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 831, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", | |
| "summary": "A bulldozer." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 832, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", | |
| "summary": "He let out a little wine." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 833, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 834, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", | |
| "summary": "An impasta." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 835, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", | |
| "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 836, | |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", | |
| "summary": "A carrot." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 837, | |
| "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", | |
| "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 838, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", | |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 839, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", | |
| "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 840, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", | |
| "summary": "They'd crack each other up." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 841, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", | |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 842, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", | |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 843, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", | |
| "summary": "A gummy bear." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 844, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", | |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 845, | |
| "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", | |
| "summary": "A cornfield." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 846, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", | |
| "summary": "Bison." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 847, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", | |
| "summary": "A meowtain." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 848, | |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", | |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 849, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", | |
| "summary": "A waist of time." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 850, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 851, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", | |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 852, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", | |
| "summary": "An investigator." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 853, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", | |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 854, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", | |
| "summary": "A tunee fish." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 855, | |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", | |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 856, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", | |
| "summary": "A bulldozer." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 857, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", | |
| "summary": "He let out a little wine." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 858, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 859, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", | |
| "summary": "An impasta." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 860, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", | |
| "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 861, | |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", | |
| "summary": "A carrot." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 862, | |
| "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", | |
| "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 863, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", | |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 864, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", | |
| "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 865, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", | |
| "summary": "They'd crack each other up." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 866, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", | |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 867, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", | |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 868, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", | |
| "summary": "A gummy bear." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 869, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", | |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 870, | |
| "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", | |
| "summary": "A cornfield." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 871, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", | |
| "summary": "Bison." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 872, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", | |
| "summary": "A meowtain." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 873, | |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", | |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 874, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", | |
| "summary": "A waist of time." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 875, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 876, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", | |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 877, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", | |
| "summary": "An investigator." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 878, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", | |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 879, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", | |
| "summary": "A tunee fish." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 880, | |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", | |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 881, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", | |
| "summary": "A bulldozer." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 882, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", | |
| "summary": "He let out a little wine." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 883, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 884, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", | |
| "summary": "An impasta." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 885, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", | |
| "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 886, | |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", | |
| "summary": "A carrot." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 887, | |
| "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", | |
| "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 888, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", | |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 889, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", | |
| "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 890, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", | |
| "summary": "They'd crack each other up." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 891, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", | |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 892, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", | |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 893, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", | |
| "summary": "A gummy bear." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 894, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", | |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 895, | |
| "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", | |
| "summary": "A cornfield." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 896, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", | |
| "summary": "Bison." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 897, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", | |
| "summary": "A meowtain." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 898, | |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", | |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 899, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", | |
| "summary": "A waist of time." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 900, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 901, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", | |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 902, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", | |
| "summary": "An investigator." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 903, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", | |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 904, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", | |
| "summary": "A tunee fish." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 905, | |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", | |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 906, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", | |
| "summary": "A bulldozer." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 907, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", | |
| "summary": "He let out a little wine." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 908, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 909, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", | |
| "summary": "An impasta." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 910, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", | |
| "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 911, | |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", | |
| "summary": "A carrot." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 912, | |
| "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", | |
| "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 913, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", | |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 914, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", | |
| "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 915, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", | |
| "summary": "They'd crack each other up." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 916, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", | |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 917, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", | |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 918, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", | |
| "summary": "A gummy bear." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 919, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", | |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 920, | |
| "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", | |
| "summary": "A cornfield." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 921, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", | |
| "summary": "Bison." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 922, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", | |
| "summary": "A meowtain." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 923, | |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", | |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 924, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", | |
| "summary": "A waist of time." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 925, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 926, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", | |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 927, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", | |
| "summary": "An investigator." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 928, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", | |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 929, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", | |
| "summary": "A tunee fish." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 930, | |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", | |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 931, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", | |
| "summary": "A bulldozer." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 932, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", | |
| "summary": "He let out a little wine." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 933, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 934, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", | |
| "summary": "An impasta." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 935, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", | |
| "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 936, | |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", | |
| "summary": "A carrot." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 937, | |
| "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", | |
| "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 938, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", | |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 939, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", | |
| "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 940, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", | |
| "summary": "They'd crack each other up." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 941, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", | |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 942, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", | |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 943, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", | |
| "summary": "A gummy bear." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 944, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", | |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 945, | |
| "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", | |
| "summary": "A cornfield." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 946, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", | |
| "summary": "Bison." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 947, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", | |
| "summary": "A meowtain." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 948, | |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", | |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 949, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", | |
| "summary": "A waist of time." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 950, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 951, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", | |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 952, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", | |
| "summary": "An investigator." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 953, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", | |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 954, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", | |
| "summary": "A tunee fish." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 955, | |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", | |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 956, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", | |
| "summary": "A bulldozer." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 957, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", | |
| "summary": "He let out a little wine." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 958, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 959, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", | |
| "summary": "An impasta." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 960, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", | |
| "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 961, | |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", | |
| "summary": "A carrot." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 962, | |
| "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", | |
| "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 963, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", | |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 964, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", | |
| "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 965, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", | |
| "summary": "They'd crack each other up." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 966, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", | |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 967, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", | |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 968, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", | |
| "summary": "A gummy bear." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 969, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", | |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 970, | |
| "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", | |
| "summary": "A cornfield." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 971, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", | |
| "summary": "Bison." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 972, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", | |
| "summary": "A meowtain." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 973, | |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", | |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 974, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", | |
| "summary": "A waist of time." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 975, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 976, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", | |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 977, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", | |
| "summary": "An investigator." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 978, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", | |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 979, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", | |
| "summary": "A tunee fish." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 980, | |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", | |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 981, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", | |
| "summary": "A bulldozer." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 982, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", | |
| "summary": "He let out a little wine." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 983, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 984, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", | |
| "summary": "An impasta." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 985, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", | |
| "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 986, | |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", | |
| "summary": "A carrot." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 987, | |
| "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", | |
| "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 988, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", | |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 989, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", | |
| "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 990, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", | |
| "summary": "They'd crack each other up." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 991, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", | |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 992, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", | |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 993, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", | |
| "summary": "A gummy bear." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 994, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", | |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 995, | |
| "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", | |
| "summary": "A cornfield." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 996, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", | |
| "summary": "Bison." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 997, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", | |
| "summary": "A meowtain." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 998, | |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", | |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 999, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", | |
| "summary": "A waist of time." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1000, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1001, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", | |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1002, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", | |
| "summary": "An investigator." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1003, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", | |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1004, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", | |
| "summary": "A father fish." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1005, | |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", | |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1006, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", | |
| "summary": "A bulldozer." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1007, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", | |
| "summary": "He let out a little wine." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1008, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1009, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", | |
| "summary": "An impasta." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1010, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", | |
| "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1011, | |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", | |
| "summary": "A carrot." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1012, | |
| "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", | |
| "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1013, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", | |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1014, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", | |
| "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1015, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", | |
| "summary": "They'd crack each other up." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1016, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", | |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1017, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", | |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1018, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", | |
| "summary": "A gummy bear." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1019, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", | |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1020, | |
| "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", | |
| "summary": "A cornfield." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1021, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", | |
| "summary": "Bison." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1022, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", | |
| "summary": "A meowtain." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1023, | |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", | |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1024, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", | |
| "summary": "A waist of time." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1025, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1026, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", | |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1027, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", | |
| "summary": "An investigator." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1028, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", | |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1029, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", | |
| "summary": "A tunee fish." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1030, | |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", | |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1031, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", | |
| "summary": "A bulldozer." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1032, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", | |
| "summary": "He let out a little wine." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1033, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1034, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", | |
| "summary": "An impasta." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1035, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", | |
| "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1036, | |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", | |
| "summary": "A carrot." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1037, | |
| "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", | |
| "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1038, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", | |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1039, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", | |
| "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1040, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", | |
| "summary": "They'd crack each other up." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1041, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", | |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1042, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", | |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1043, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", | |
| "summary": "A gummy bear." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1044, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", | |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1045, | |
| "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", | |
| "summary": "A cornfield." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1046, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", | |
| "summary": "Bison." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1047, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", | |
| "summary": "A meowtain." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1048, | |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", | |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1049, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", | |
| "summary": "A waist of time." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1050, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1051, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", | |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1052, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", | |
| "summary": "An investigator." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1053, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", | |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1054, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", | |
| "summary": "A tunee fish." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1055, | |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", | |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1056, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", | |
| "summary": "A bulldozer." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1057, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", | |
| "summary": "He let out a little wine." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1058, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1059, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", | |
| "summary": "An impasta." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1060, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", | |
| "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1061, | |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", | |
| "summary": "A carrot." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1062, | |
| "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", | |
| "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1063, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", | |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1064, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", | |
| "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1065, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", | |
| "summary": "They'd crack each other up." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1066, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", | |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1067, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", | |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1068, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", | |
| "summary": "A gummy bear." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1069, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", | |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1070, | |
| "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", | |
| "summary": "A cornfield." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1071, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", | |
| "summary": "Bison." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1072, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", | |
| "summary": "A meowtain." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1073, | |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", | |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1074, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt with a watch on it?", | |
| "summary": "A waist of time." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1075, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1076, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you catch a squirrel?", | |
| "summary": "Climb a tree and act like a nut." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1077, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", | |
| "summary": "An investigator." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1078, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", | |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1079, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish with two knees?", | |
| "summary": "A tunee fish." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1080, | |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", | |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1081, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a sleeping bull?", | |
| "summary": "A bulldozer." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1082, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", | |
| "summary": "He let out a little wine." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1083, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1084, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call fake spaghetti?", | |
| "summary": "An impasta." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1085, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you make a tissue dance?", | |
| "summary": "You put a little boogie in it." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1086, | |
| "dialogue": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", | |
| "summary": "A carrot." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1087, | |
| "dialogue": "What did one hat say to the other?", | |
| "summary": "Stay here; I'm going on ahead." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1088, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the picture go to jail?", | |
| "summary": "Because it was framed." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1089, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?", | |
| "summary": "Tyrannosaurus wrecks." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1090, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't eggs tell jokes?", | |
| "summary": "They'd crack each other up." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1091, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", | |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1092, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", | |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1093, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", | |
| "summary": "A gummy bear." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1094, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?", | |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1095, | |
| "dialogue": "What has ears but cannot hear?", | |
| "summary": "A cornfield." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1096, | |
| "dialogue": "did the buffalo say when his son left for college?", | |
| "summary": "Bison." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1097, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a magician who loses his magic?", | |
| "summary": "Ian." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1098, | |
| "dialogue": "Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?", | |
| "summary": "Because she will let it go." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1099, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn't yours?", | |
| "summary": "Nacho cheese." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1100, | |
| "dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?", | |
| "summary": "It was two-tired." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1101, | |
| "dialogue": "What did one wall say to the other wall?", | |
| "summary": "I'll meet you at the corner." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1102, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?", | |
| "summary": "Frostbite." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1103, | |
| "dialogue": "Why was the belt arrested?", | |
| "summary": "For holding up a pair of pants!" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1104, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?", | |
| "summary": "A stick." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1105, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't scientists trust atoms?", | |
| "summary": "Because they make up everything." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1106, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?", | |
| "summary": "Supplies!" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1107, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", | |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1108, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?", | |
| "summary": "DINO-mite!" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1109, | |
| "dialogue": "What's brown and sticky?", | |
| "summary": "A stick." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1110, | |
| "dialogue": "Why do we tell actors to 'break a leg'?", | |
| "summary": "Because every play has a cast." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1111, | |
| "dialogue": "How does a penguin build its house?", | |
| "summary": "Igloos it together." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1112, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fish wearing a crown?", | |
| "summary": "A king fish." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1113, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", | |
| "summary": "It was too tired." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1114, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a line of rabbits jumping backwards?", | |
| "summary": "A receding hare-line." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1115, | |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", | |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1116, | |
| "dialogue": "What's a ghost's favorite dessert?", | |
| "summary": "Boo-berry pie." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1117, | |
| "dialogue": "Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?", | |
| "summary": "Because he was always spotted." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1118, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?", | |
| "summary": "A labracadabrador." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1119, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't some couples go to the gym?", | |
| "summary": "Because some relationships don't work out." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1120, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the zero say to the eight?", | |
| "summary": "Nice belt!" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1121, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a factory that makes okay products?", | |
| "summary": "A satisfactory." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1122, | |
| "dialogue": "Why do bees have sticky hair?", | |
| "summary": "Because they use honeycombs." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1123, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an elephant that doesn\u2019t matter?", | |
| "summary": "An irrelephant." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1124, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you organize a space party?", | |
| "summary": "You planet." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1125, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a group of unorganized cats?", | |
| "summary": "A cat-astrophe." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1126, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the cookie go to the doctor?", | |
| "summary": "Because it felt crummy." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1127, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you get from a pampered cow?", | |
| "summary": "Spoiled milk." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1128, | |
| "dialogue": "Why was the belt arrested?", | |
| "summary": "For holding up a pair of pants." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1129, | |
| "dialogue": "What's the best time to go to the dentist?", | |
| "summary": "Tooth-hurty." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1130, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call an alligator detective?", | |
| "summary": "An investi-gator." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1131, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the tomato turn red?", | |
| "summary": "Because it saw the salad dressing." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1132, | |
| "dialogue": "What kind of tree fits in your hand?", | |
| "summary": "A palm tree." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1133, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a fake noodle?", | |
| "summary": "An impasta." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1134, | |
| "dialogue": "Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home?", | |
| "summary": "Because it lost its bearings." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1135, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?", | |
| "summary": "An abdominal snowman." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1136, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?", | |
| "summary": "In case he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1137, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a pile of cats?", | |
| "summary": "A meowtain." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1138, | |
| "dialogue": "Why do seagulls fly over the sea?", | |
| "summary": "Because if they flew over the bay, they\u2019d be bagels." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1139, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no ears?", | |
| "summary": "B." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1140, | |
| "dialogue": "Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?", | |
| "summary": "Because then it would be a foot." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1141, | |
| "dialogue": "What has keys but can't open locks?", | |
| "summary": "A piano." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1142, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", | |
| "summary": "Because he was outstanding in his field." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1143, | |
| "dialogue": "How do you make holy water?", | |
| "summary": "You boil the hell out of it." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1144, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call two birds in love?", | |
| "summary": "Tweethearts." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1145, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don't skeletons fight each other?", | |
| "summary": "They don't have the guts." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1146, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?", | |
| "summary": "Frostbite." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1147, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?", | |
| "summary": "A dino-snore." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1148, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the bicycle fall over?", | |
| "summary": "Because it was two-tired." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1149, | |
| "dialogue": "What did the fish say when it hit the wall?", | |
| "summary": "Dam." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1150, | |
| "dialogue": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", | |
| "summary": "Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1151, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a factory that sells passable products?", | |
| "summary": "A satisfactory." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1152, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the coffee file a police report?", | |
| "summary": "It got mugged." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1153, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a belt made out of watches?", | |
| "summary": "A waist of time." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1154, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the cookie cry?", | |
| "summary": "Because his father was a wafer so long." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1155, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a man with a rubber toe?", | |
| "summary": "Roberto." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1156, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the golfer change his pants?", | |
| "summary": "Because he got a hole in one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1157, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?", | |
| "summary": "A labracadabrador." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1158, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call cheese that isn\u2019t yours?", | |
| "summary": "Nacho cheese." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1159, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a snowman in July?", | |
| "summary": "A puddle." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1160, | |
| "dialogue": "Why was the math book sad?", | |
| "summary": "Because it had too many problems." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1161, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?", | |
| "summary": "Frostbite." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1162, | |
| "dialogue": "Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep?", | |
| "summary": "So he could have sweet dreams." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1163, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a bear with no socks on?", | |
| "summary": "Bare-foot." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1164, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a lemon that\u2019s an astronaut?", | |
| "summary": "A lemonaut." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1165, | |
| "dialogue": "Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?", | |
| "summary": "Because they might peel." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1166, | |
| "dialogue": "What do you call a boomerang that doesn\u2019t come back?", | |
| "summary": "A stick." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "id": 1167, | |
| "dialogue": "Why don\u2019t oysters donate to charity?", | |
| "summary": "Because they are shellfish." | |
| } | |
| ] |