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Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.
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Why don't we ever tell secrets on a farm?
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1
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She gave me a hug immediately.
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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
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2
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An impasta.
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What do you call fake spaghetti?
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3
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Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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4
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It's impossible to put down!
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity.
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5
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They don’t have the guts.
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Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
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6
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I'll meet you at the corner.
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What did one wall say to the other wall?
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7
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Nacho cheese.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
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8
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It was two-tired.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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9
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He let out a little wine.
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What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
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10
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Because then they'd be bagels.
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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
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11
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An abdominal snowman.
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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
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12
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You planet.
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How do you organize a space party?
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13
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Because it had too many problems.
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Why was the math book sad?
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14
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Spoiled milk.
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What do you get from a pampered cow?
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15
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A carrot.
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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16
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In case he got a hole in one.
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
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17
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Igloos it together.
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How does a penguin build its house?
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18
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Because it saw the salad dressing.
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Why did the tomato turn red?
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19
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A thesaurus.
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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
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20
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The living room.
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What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?
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21
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Because they use honeycombs.
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Why do bees have sticky hair?
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22
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An investigator.
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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23
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Pop.
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What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
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24
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They don't have the guts.
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Why don't skeletons fight each other?
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25
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An impasta.
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What do you call a fake noodle?
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It was two-tired.
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Why did the bicycle fall over?
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27
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Put a little boogie in it.
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How do you make a tissue dance?
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28
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Stay here, I’m going on ahead.
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What did one hat say to the other?
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29
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It got mugged.
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Why did the coffee file a police report?
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30
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A stick.
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What's brown and sticky?
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31
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Climb a tree and act like a nut.
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How do you catch a squirrel?
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32
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A cornfield.
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What has ears but cannot hear?
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33
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An abdominal snowman.
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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
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They’d crack each other up.
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Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
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35
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Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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36
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Frostbite.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
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37
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For holding up a pair of pants.
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Why was the belt arrested?
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38
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A gummy bear.
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans.
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Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
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40
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You boil the hell out of it.
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How do you make holy water?
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41
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Because they make up everything.
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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42
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Fsh.
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
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Because she will let it go.
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Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
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44
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An irrelephant.
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What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
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45
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In case he got a hole in one.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
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46
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Roberto.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
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47
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Because it was framed.
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Why did the picture go to jail?
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48
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Provolone.
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What do you call cheese by itself?
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49
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Supplies!
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
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50
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Frostbite.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
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51
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It was two tired.
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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
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52
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You look a bit flushed.
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What did one toilet say to the other?
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53
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Because it had too many problems.
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Why did the math book look sad?
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54
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A stick.
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What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
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55
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They don’t have the guts.
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Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies?
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56
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Ten tickles.
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
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57
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A carrot.
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
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58
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Dung.
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What’s brown and sounds like a bell?
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59
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He wanted to see time fly.
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Why did the kid throw his clock out the window?
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60
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A labracadabrador.
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What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?
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61
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A meowtain.
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What do you call a pile of cats?
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It was two-tired.
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Why did the bicycle collapse?
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63
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An impasta.
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What do you call fake spaghetti?
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Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
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Why do we never tell secrets on a farm?
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65
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Yellow!
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What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?
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66
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Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
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Why did the student eat his homework?
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67
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A satisfactory.
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What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
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68
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Because it saw the salad dressing.
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Why did the tomato turn red?
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69
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The space bar.
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What do you call an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer?
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70
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Because he got a hole in one.
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Why did the golfer change his pants?
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71
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A waist of time.
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What do you call a belt made of watches?
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72
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Look for fresh prints.
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
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73
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Because then it would be a foot.
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Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
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74
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A comb.
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What has teeth but can’t bite?
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75
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A labracadabrador.
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What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
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76
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Because it was two-tired.
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Why did the bicycle fall over?
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77
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Dam.
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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
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78
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They don’t have the guts.
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Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
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79
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Nacho cheese.
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What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
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80
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Because it had too many problems.
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Why did the math book look sad?
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81
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An investigator.
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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82
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A stick.
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What’s brown and sticky?
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83
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It gets toad away.
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What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
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84
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For holding up a pair of pants.
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Why was the belt arrested?
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85
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Puddle.
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What do you call a snowman on a hot day?
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86
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I think I'm coming down with something!
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What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
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87
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Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
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88
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A thesaurus.
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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
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89
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Igloos it together.
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How does a penguin build its house?
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90
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Tweetment.
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What do you give a sick bird?
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91
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Because it felt crummy.
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
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92
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B.
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What do you call a bear with no ears?
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93
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The living room.
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What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room?
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94
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Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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95
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A cat-astrophe.
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What do you call a group of unorganized cats?
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96
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They’d crack each other up.
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Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
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97
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A bulldozer.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?
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98
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In case he got a hole in one.
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
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99
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A meowntain.
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What do you call a pile of kittens?
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