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14,200 | I'm now retired but for many years I hired (and fired) people for work in different types of businesses. If you're doing blue collar work tattoos didn't mean much. If you're applying for a clerical, sales, or a professional position then "yes", visible tattoos will limit your chances of being hired, especially if they're on your neck, face and hands. You have the right to tattoo yourself all over, but as an employer I have the right not to hire you. It's your choice. | It 100 percent all depends on the job, how visible the tattoo is, and what the tattoo is of. I have several tattoos on my arms and shoulders, and work in an office setting. None of the tattoos are offensive. There's no problem for me to go sleeveless. But I have had positions where wearing long sleeves was a requirement because visible tattoos weren't allowed. | DUDE! You are the MAN! I too have fought weight gain all my life and have lost and regained lots of weight (I'm in pretty good shape right now), but I never lost 150 friggin' pounds! Now, about that beard. . . | dzcskyh | dzdw82g | e3bevlu | requisitename | carolinemathildes | requisitename | 8l4mxq | 8l4mxq | 938bdj | TwoXChromosomes | TwoXChromosomes | videos | 0 |
14,201 | Simpsons did it. | Maybe banksy put a hidden shredder in mona Lisa? | Not complaining. Melee was a pretty great game. Only it’s just annoying to deal with all the competitive Melee fighters. | e7hafua | e7gllr6 | e8mpux5 | schwiftydude47 | theaveragehousecat | schwiftydude47 | 9mp4lp | 9mp4lp | 9s173z | teenagers | teenagers | teenagers | 0 |
14,202 | Sounds like you could have used more cops on call who fight real crime, rather than what we get at the moment, more cops but only for speed traps and RBTs. | There are, but I'm not talking about those issues, corruption is something that neither major party seem too keen to touch on and I wouldn't trust Labor alone to pass that legislation without The Greens pushing them to do it. | Owning a gun wouldn't help as under Australian law as your not allowed to use a firearm to defend yourself. So you'd like be getting charged yourself.
America also has the castle doctorine where you pretty much have the right to use whatever force nessesary to protect yourself in your home and car if someone enters this space.
I personally think we should have something like the castle doctorine, slightly watered down, because fuck people that break into your house. Our gun laws are overall very good. | duovnzk | dw1awq1 | duqgpm7 | electronicwhale | electronicwhale | Gustomaximus | 7zl6vt | 85xfwe | 7zl6vt | australia | australia | australia | 1 |
14,203 | Fuck Bloc Quebecois, signed the rest of Canada and a surprising amount of the Quebec. | Babysitting. I have a family that I'm with for life. This is my side hustle/weight management program. Its pretty much because my fiance works nights and I work days. I get lonely and bored and then I start eating like a 12 year old boy. Plus I'm in a rural area, nobody's paying well for babysitters... | I only charge my macbook when I'm sitting at my desk and the wire is managed to he behind it and down the wall to the outlet. Never tripped yet, knock on wood. The risk here is minimal. | dzt35mo | dzthfo8 | e7nfxgq | UNLUCK3 | biosahn | UNLUCK3 | 8n1pqa | 8n1pqa | 9nmbx2 | cringepics | cringepics | apple | 0 |
14,204 | While I see electronic currency being the future of currency. I don't think it will be anything like the cryptocurrency we have today. It will be heavily regulated for stability, traceability, and fraud prevention like the currency we have today.
Unregulated cryptocurrency might be around but more likely than not they would be regulated out of existence in favor of state-sponsored electronic currencies or lose prominence and become used solely for criminal use or speculation. | Sex and contraceptive education has led to reductions in unwanted pregnancies which reduces abortion rates. | Well buying a used card for MSRP is probably something you shouldn't be doing in the first place | dxzwqtk | dzmsscg | dxz7yar | CannedBullet | CannedBullet | classecrified | 8ewh3j | 8m9oeu | 8ewh3j | Games | worldnews | Games | 1 |
14,205 | It helps the same way that being an atheist helps millenials living in their moms basement feel smarter than people with jobs. | lol what? I'm not sure I've ever been to TD before.
Does your mom know how good of a detective you are? | Thots and players | e8re7x0 | e8rplo6 | e8o9q72 | hellofafuckingday | hellofafuckingday | TheBoomerangReturns | 9s6qa0 | 9s6qa0 | 9s6qa0 | AdviceAnimals | AdviceAnimals | AdviceAnimals | 1 |
14,206 | Its straight holes all around no wonder lol. glass window so I can light her up too....saw reviews say its kind of tight inside though | Thanks, will do. | Yeah, I want that extra space. Gonna add liquid cpu and cpu coolers. Do they have a bigger one? | e2m8gay | e2nay4r | e2mathj | killjoybot | SearchingForKokomo | killjoybot | 8zuyfp | 8zuyfp | 8zuyfp | buildapc | buildapc | buildapc | 0 |
14,207 | I have been kicked very hard in the balls multiple times before and my immediate response was to basically collapse on the ground. For the first few seconds it is average pain like you have been punched but then the waves of pain come that spread all over your abdomen. They aren't specific to an area like cramps but are spread out and it's just a very dull pain everywhere. I'd say the worst pain comes 30 seconds to a minute after then slowly the waves die down and it leaves an ache that I usually have to lie down for and can last an hour. | That's a lot of money for some softcore porn. Just use pornhub bro. | I would describe it as being a sudden, initially sharp pain that becomes dull, as it radiates up into your abdomen and leaves you unable to stand up. Depending on the hit, it can last from a minute to half an hour. It's delocalized enough that you can't cradle it to feel better but localized enough that you can actually feel which one has been hit. It also brings an existential dread which as someone who has had cancer twice, and two brain haemorrhages, is pretty fucking bad. | e4vci6j | e52gu5s | e4vb6vy | sob9 | sob9 | Fubar2287 | 9acu26 | 9barc2 | 9acu26 | explainlikeimfive | todayilearned | explainlikeimfive | 1 |
14,208 | Yet study after study and poll after poll show that Americans are far less generous to the poor when it is cash rather than targeted benefits. So while it may not be economically efficient it's politically efficient if your goal is maximum amount of aid to the poor. | Yeah Chris Hughes could part with 50% of his >$500 million earned during his first few years... I strongly doubt that he would be on-board with that, so it makes me wonder why he's so on-board with telling the general public that its such a good idea. | > or go without insurance at all.
Thanks to Trump, he will no longer receive a penalty for doing so however. So it's not ALL bad. | e1x4qyl | e1wm2bl | e1w5e6k | DangerousNewspaper | Lilbrew7 | DangerousNewspaper | 8wj0l2 | 8wj0l2 | 8wj0l2 | Economics | Economics | Economics | 0 |
14,209 | You Anal? | NBA 2K Create-a-player Defaults | But democrats are baby killers so keep voting gop | duthxpp | e6lpryf | duu2386 | Hordon_Gayward | Hordon_Gayward | wilfred_gaylord | 804pnr | 9iohqs | 804pnr | technology | nba | technology | 1 |
14,210 | My dentist usually says that I can't eat anything for 30 minutes after each appointment. I will stick with that. | Yes, you were the asshole. The cashier did make some mistakes but you were the one overreacting about it imo. now I will proceed to block you. | vitamin C. | e0ap9ep | e48vqyo | e0ab15o | SeaWhole | SeaWhole | drninashapiro | 8p33bs | 97iht7 | 8p33bs | IAmA | AmItheAsshole | IAmA | 1 |
14,211 | Well done! :) | What's stopping you from ignoring her? Sorry if that sounds like a blunt question, I'm just curious. | It depends honestly. Some days are better than others. I think if I could just shake the feeling of incurable boredom it wouldn’t be so bad. | e4brsyp | e4box07 | e4civja | unevenermink | unevenermink | ra_laidgp | 97wy4d | 97wy4d | 97wy4d | AskReddit | AskReddit | AskReddit | 1 |
14,212 | A small group of us were trying to brainstorm a multiplayer game. That's drop in drop out ie you don’t need all four of you to play, playing more doesn't out level you from the others so the more causal guys aren’t left behind. Not being crushed by high level other people (maybe vs comps). Reasonably quick game pace. Fun. Doesn’t need unlimited replayability since we’ll probably get 50 hours in 3 months.
Thoughts? | I'd say PvE, but thats a more limited scene now adays it seems. | Forza horizon 3 if you’re cool with driving games. Fun online and off. | 8act1j | dwxq3cw | dwxlycl | eladimir | eladimir | B_is_for_Bach | 8act1j | 8act1j | 8act1j | gaming | gaming | gaming | 1 |
14,213 | Don't use Spotify then, they can do what they want. | You love a song about how awesome it would be to be a guy who beats women | Popular* songs | dyrhl0q | dyrey08 | dthra8z | Steelemdvor | loopdloofuckyou | Steelemdvor | 8ies26 | 8ies26 | 7u238o | Music | Music | Music | 0 |
14,214 | I don't see Jones on the bench 😬 | Intermission update: Philly and Florida losing...fuck yea keep it up | Jfc jonesy | dvltr4p | dvlpuwh | dvlog15 | cbusAllie | grabthembythe | cbusAllie | 83z7yy | 83z7yy | 83z7yy | hockey | hockey | hockey | 0 |
14,215 | >1. There is definitely a skill shortage, it is much more difficult than you seem to think to effectively educate. I would argue a good number of teachers today are not effective educators. And we’re talking about pricing based on value add, not supply and demand. This is a hypothetical about paying based on added
Clearly there isn't a skill shortage because there are so many teachers. If there was a skill shortage there wouldn't be so many people qualified to teach. Pricing is not based on value add, it is supply and demand. If there were as many people qualified to be professors then professors would be paid the same as school teachers, but there aren't so they're pay is higher.
>2. Those professions should also be paid well. Although it’s arguable whether or not they actually produce more value add than education. An educated populace is INCREDIBLY valuable to a society. Those other professions are supported by good education.
Okay. How about we pay teachers on their merit and production instead? So a teacher who instructs well enough that the majority of their students pass advanced placement according to whatever standards are set is compensated accordingly. Meanwhile teachers who don't educate well enough are fired or paid poorly.
>3. A teacher in the flawed public school system with set curriculums we have created has become more generic, but that’s not how teaching should be and in this hypothetical we are paying more to attract talent that would teach in a more effective manner about specific subjects on which they are well-versed. A good teacher is still trained to perform that job and paying more to create competition for that job is a smart thing to do.
You keep throwing out a lot of hypotheticals. | K | I feel like the qualifier, 'what where they being arrested for' should always come before this | dshfbem | dshhy4d | dshboqz | Slixem | Slixem | fezzuk | 7pceua | 7pceua | 7pceua | videos | videos | videos | 1 |
14,216 | That seems like a CASL violation. | Beto seems like a thoughtful, intelligent and moral leader. In other words, there's no way Texas will elect him. | I heard that in some 3rd world countries you can’t even unsubscribe. Calm. | e5ys3yg | e4nemex | e5zmn8k | Bobaximus | Bobaximus | jMulb3rry | 9frzu0 | 99eqpt | 9frzu0 | canada | politics | canada | 1 |
14,217 | I made a design a couple years ago for a competition on a forum, ended winning the competition but wasn't anything super. Couple of years later that image went viral on social media with a saying added on top of it. ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯ | that's the "legendary" one, he uses a Nikon D3X, Sony DSC-RX100 II and Panasonic DMC-GF1 as far as i've read and seen pictures, he also has a "special" type of setup for his flash, where the flash si super close to the lens https://i.ytimg.com/vi/nmi-lBK-uvg/maxresdefault.jpg | Kai still has a channel, but I wish he did this segment. It was super fun. | dvdu7eo | ds4ojnc | dvdne8q | VivaLaDio | VivaLaDio | Renn_Capa | 82u4an | 7nqdje | 82u4an | photography | photography | photography | 1 |
14,218 | The ones that use terrorism legislation to spy on Canadian protesters are there.
I understand they're separate units but you understand it's happening, right? | How about the protesters cover the costs? | Sure you can, but you're not a court. | dwbkqpm | dwakn24 | dve3wb3 | ffwiffo | ThunderBluff0 | ffwiffo | 875b3d | 875b3d | 82ys72 | canada | canada | canada | 0 |
14,219 | > Trademarks expire after 10years unless they’re maintained
The NBA still markets and sells retro jerseys. These old designs are absolutely maintained | They want to shower off and then put on clean dry clothes. They don't want to put the sandy clothes back on or walk naked to the car | As a basketball fan I love this | e10826p | e6t0q0a | e0yqsl8 | Duuhh_LightSwitch | Duuhh_LightSwitch | seventhandgreen | 8sdwzx | 9ixeud | 8sdwzx | malefashionadvice | LifeProTips | malefashionadvice | 1 |
14,220 | Damn... that's a hell of lot nicer $500 car than my first one, and $500 was worth a bit more in 1987. | I didn't date her, she was a friend of my wife... blew up three cars that way. First one an escort, so Ford's were crap. 2nd one a Toyota. A TOYOTA. Toyota's were then crap.. Don't remember what the 3rd one was. | The springs are done for sure. The struts dont seem bad but if I'm gonna get springs, I might as well get some struts just to be sure? Gonna check those on my days off soon here. Thank you for the lead on. | e3narm1 | e56ir8p | e3qc2og | FYF69 | FYF69 | Mekdatmuny | 94nrxb | 9buiu6 | 94nrxb | cars | cars | cars | 1 |
14,221 | Daily | Every time I've used a question thread, I get no responses and it gets buried. This isn't specific to /r/photography but other subreddits that use question threads too.
Question threads have never worked for me, even once. I have a strong dislike to that format and don't use it anymore based on that. I go elsewhere.
It's a non-intuitive, user-hostile format and it shouldn't be here. | Ok, but half of the Questions thread is unanswered questions that get auto-reposted because the *sub is so stagnant due to squashed discussions* | e3tquwj | e3tr2m5 | e3tmuyj | BPSmith511 | aelder | BPSmith511 | 95fg1n | 95fg1n | 95fg1n | photography | photography | photography | 0 |
14,222 | How did they get that much water pressure? | It should be called blue balls.. | I doubt they'd want to be governor. We have gubernatorial elections every 4 years in NM, and the next one is this November. If this is what this guy wants, he's playing the long game. | dwcnp2o | dxbwxn6 | e654nub | jibbyjam1 | DJ2532 | jibbyjam1 | 87g0a7 | 87g0a7 | 9gizfx | gifs | gifs | technology | 0 |
14,223 | This isn't an emergency fire extinguisher.. this is to dampen the vibrations of the rocket so it doesn't vibrate apart on liftoff. | Was coming here to say the same thing. There was absolutely nothing wrong with that hit. There's no reason to fight | Stupid question here - do they use fresh water or salt water for this sort of thing?
I figure salt water would probably induce corrosion, but they are right next to the ocean so it might be a lot easier to get. | dwcygjy | dswcexh | dwd1x9h | nschwalm85 | nschwalm85 | PrudeHawkeye | 87g0a7 | 7rdzu7 | 87g0a7 | gifs | hockey | gifs | 1 |
14,224 | None because I shave them. I’m used to it now but when my boyfriend at the time first realizes it they get curious, like “How hairy is she that she has to do that?!”. I’m not anymore hairy than the average female but I was given the misfortune of having very light skin and dark/black hair so it shows up A LOT. I used to get made fun of for it in elementary school and would wear long sleeved shirts all the time until I could start shaving. I’m much more comfortable in my own skin now. | Almost none | Oh my god yes. | e3dcao4 | e3cekmg | e3v15of | reservoirdogs92 | TragicalKingdom | reservoirdogs92 | 93ayqw | 93ayqw | 95prt9 | AskWomen | AskWomen | AskWomen | 0 |
14,225 | When I started reading I thought this was a cute tip about preserving family moments in time. | This is what In Bruges would've been like with a happier ending. | If there are large crowds and small children involved, it's not a bad idea to have a strategy. When I was younger my parents always pointed out a place in the park that we'd meet if we got separated as we were young and it was before cell phones were common anyway. | dz7er0q | e5zgith | dz7wshi | anomalous-asshole | anomalous-asshole | NoGuide | 8kfxa0 | 9ft1ub | 8kfxa0 | LifeProTips | funny | LifeProTips | 1 |
14,226 | correction. Republicans are more irresponsible than democrats on deficit spending. | realistically speaking does'nt a tiny percentage of your income belong to the everyone? Like for example, when you use roads or when you pollute the air or create trash. Things that everyone indirectly has to pays for, maybe not with money. I mean unless you live totally secluded, you're somehow directly or indirectly affecting the lives of others negatively. | exactly this. "Democrats lowered votes to only 50 for lower courts, then we will do it for the highest court. See, we are the same! lower court is the same as the highest court. " | e6ieb2y | e56kjgi | e6kmdgj | Righteous_Devil | Righteous_Devil | bluefootedpig | 9ibd3x | 9bw0q9 | 9ibd3x | Libertarian | Libertarian | Libertarian | 1 |
14,227 | Always annoying to see companies banning shit instead of letting the consumers decide...
| I thought u meant vomitting lollies or something.. hahaa wow | But the ad less subscription for hulu is a couple dollars more than Netflix monthly? | dys02gd | dz99rtx | dyr8k4n | extraboxesoftayto | extraboxesoftayto | Deeznutz696969 | 8ies26 | 8km87z | 8ies26 | Music | videos | Music | 1 |
14,228 | Lightfare and then some more lightflare... | Would like to hear from the community what you do to determine your best shots from a shoot or trip. | I am instantly inspired to take up this artistry! | dzqzz5q | 8ma5au | dusjnmq | NotLurk1ng | mbaran23 | NotLurk1ng | 8ma5au | 8ma5au | 801iat | photography | photography | movies | 0 |
14,229 | I know right? And then, there it is - right there in the picture. I guess that settles it? | Actually yes. A high res 3D render was created by this archeologist's team. Apparantly it's based on the known boat design of the period and the recent photographs. Pretty amazing that they can do this sort of stuff.
http://imgur.com/BlY0lty
Edit: thanks for the gold fellow news enthusiast! | >Slaves not included. | e8bmddd | e8ae329 | e8ahbiy | NoobimusMaximas | NoobimusMaximas | VitQ | 9qkv4f | 9qkv4f | 9qkv4f | worldnews | worldnews | worldnews | 1 |
14,230 | So you think that implying that those that disagree with you are children makes you correct? Nah dude, you’re just a douche. | It’s your item, so it’s well within your right to keep it for any reason at all even if that reason is for the 40g you can sell it for.
But saying you won’t give it to someone simply because they ask is kinda a dick thing. If. They’re rude about it, then yeah that’s an automatic no. But if someone asks politely, it’s not that hard to say no for whatever reason without having some arbitrary rule about asking. | Isn’t that what dkp was? | e505x0g | e4ztmsl | e5084ff | dnthatethejuice | dnthatethejuice | The-big-bad-wolf | 9azy8v | 9azy8v | 9azy8v | wow | wow | wow | 1 |
14,231 | Would it help if I told you it happened in Florida? | This story is long, so get comfortable. It’s also my first reddit post ever.
The biggest fuck up of my life happened 13 years ago right before my senior year of high school. I was 17 and summer was coming to an end when a new friend of mine called and invited me down to the gulf shore with her family. I was surprised because we hadn’t been friends for very long, but of course I got permission and began packing my bags.
The first few days of the vacation were great. We were just 2 teenage girls living our best life. Her parents had rented a nice condo with a view of the ocean and we were on the top floor. “The penthouse,” we giggled. However, it became clear very quickly that her parents were extremely strict. Even more so than my southern Baptist ones. For example, we couldn’t sit on the beach by ourselves. It had to be a family affair. We couldn’t go to the pool or the beach after dark. Had to go to bed early. You know, the kind of rules that drive teenagers crazy. During those first few days we met some cute boys on the beach and went above and beyond figuring out ways to talk to them without the strict parents finding out. One of these clandestine operations involved us sneaking the condo landline phone into our room and hiding it under the bed so we could get in touch with them. A move that would later land us in some deep shit.
One night, my friend (let’s call her Mary) and I ran into one of the cute boys from the beach as we were coming home from dinner and he invited us out to the pool later that night. Keep in mind that the pool was directly below the condo’s balcony, but it was a firm no from her parents. So, we sat on the balcony and watched the fun from afar.
Looking back I’m not sure whose idea it was to sneak out, but I’m positive that I became the mastermind of the plan at that point. I had experience sneaking out, you see, and considered myself somewhat of an expert. To understand the plan, you need to understand the layout of the condo complex. There were 3 buildings situated in a semicircle around the pool. The pool was among an array of strategically-placed tropical greenery and sidewalks leading to the beach to make the place seem exotic. Each building had 6 floors of condos. Our particular unit was in the far right building (if you’re facing the beach) on the sixth floor on the far left side. The door to enter our condo was on an outdoor landing right near the stairs. When you entered the unit, there was a kitchen to the left and a little nook to the right with the doors to our bedroom and bathroom. If you kept walking, you would enter the living area that led way to the balcony. Her parents’ room was to the right of the living area. Mary’s younger brother (9 years old) slept on the pull out couch in the living area. There were 2 twin beds in our room with a nightstand in between. There was a window above the bed I was sleeping in with some of those hanging vertical blinds that are popular in beach residences. The window gave us a beautiful view of the landing outside the condo and the parking lot down below. Okay, back to the story.
What if, I suggested, we open the window in our bedroom before everyone goes to bed and shut the blinds over the open window. Then we can just slip out undetected later that night without causing a ruckus. Mary was on board. We turn the volume on the TV way up to muffle any noise the window might make and set the plan in motion. Easy peasy.
Not quite. Mary’s little brother wanders into our room as we’re shutting the blinds over the open window and wants to know what we’re watching on TV. To avoid suspicion, we let him settle into Mary’s bed next to her to watch television with the assumption he’d leave after an hour or so. Instead, he falls into a deep sleep and we realize we’re not getting away with this tonight. I carefully and quietly open the blinds, shut the window, and close the blinds not even halfway. I get cozy in bed when I realize I did not lock the window. I guess that false sense of security one feels while they’re on vacation had taken hold. “Oh well,” I think as I drift off to sleep.
BOOM. I jerk awake and in a split second my brain registers that it’s the middle of the night. I’m curled up in the blankets on my side when every hair on the back of my neck stood up. I slowly look up toward the window and see a grizzled face hanging directly above me. It takes another split second for me to realize this is a man attempting to enter through the window. At that point in my life I was only aware of the fight-or-flight response, but I don’t think I had ever truly experienced it until that moment. I slid back on the bed and sat up to my knees in one swift motion that seemed to defy the laws of physics. I’m not sure if my movement startled the intruder, but he kind of shimmied out of the window to a standing position outside. About 5 seconds had passed since I first woke up and I’m now face to face with this man through an open window. It was then that I noticed the blinds were completely pushed back and the window was open as wide as possible.
He held up his hand as if to say “halt,” but I hadn’t moved a muscle since I sat up. He then brought his finger to his lips as if to say “shhh” and ran his finger from one side of his mouth to the other. The way I remember it is like my whole body was experiencing the heartbeat sound effect. Ba-bum. Ba-bum. Ba-bum. Then he spoke. “You’re going to get up slowly and unlock the front door and come outside and come with me.” He was direct, authoritative, and spoke in a menacing whisper. At some point during all this I realized that he must have thought I was alone in the room. I snuck a quick glance at the other twin bed where Mary and her brother were sound asleep. The man doesn’t know they’re there.
I slowly get up from the bed and start backing out of the room and this man in the window directs me with his hand. He would emphasize the halt motion if he thought I was moving too fast. Finally I’m at the doorway of the bedroom and have a decision to make. I can follow his instructions or stay in the room with my friend and her brother. I already knew I wasn’t about to willingly leave with this man and if I stayed in the room we would all be screwed. No, I thought, I need to somehow wake up Mary’s dad, a man of about 6’2 and in better shape than most of the aging dads.
I leave the bedroom and turn as if I’m headed for the front door. Then I dart through the perimeter of the condo to prevent the man from seeing that I’m actually headed towards the back of the condo. I paused briefly in the kitchen with the intention of calling 911 until I remembered the phone was under Mary’s bed. Finally I reach the doorway to her parents’ room and pause again to consider how awkward it is to burst into the room of your friend’s sleeping parents. What if they were naked??? Nah. I burst into the room and start hitting the bed to wake them up. Mary’s mom opens her eyes. “There’s a man IN THE WINDOW,” I whisper as loudly as possible. “No, sweetie. Just a bad dream,” she replies. “You don’t understand,” I frantically whisper. “There’s a man trying to get in our room.”
“Fine,” she says. “I’ll check it out.” Mary’s dad is now starting to wake up. Mary’s mom gets out of bed and I follow behind her. She gets to the doorway of our room and sees the man hanging his head through the window. The sound I heard come out of this petite 5’0 woman is unlike anything I’ve heard before. The volume alone was terrifying enough, but it also dipped several decibels below her natural register. “GET OUUUUUUUUUUT,” she screams at the man, turning on the light. The man does not budge. She screams again for the man to leave.
Mary’s brother has woken up abruptly and scurried out of the room. The poor boy bursts into tears because he has no idea what’s happening. “MARY,” she screams. “GET OUT OF THIS ROOM NOW.” You should know that Mary is a very heavy sleeper and she cannot see shit without her glasses. She’s slowly waking up and running her hand across the nightstand to feel for her glasses. “I can’t find my glasses,” she mumbles.
Mary’s dad suddenly appears in the doorway. THAT made the man straighten up and take off. Her heroic father unlocks the front door and takes off after him. At this point Mary has stumbled out of bed and we’re all looking at each other in complete shock. “We need to call 911,” her mother says. I had to explain that the phone was under Mary’s bed. I don’t remember if we got that phone or used the mother’s cell phone, but I had to get on the call with the dispatcher and describe the man. Meanwhile, her mom is calling the condo security people.
“There he is,” Mary screams, pointing out the kitchen window at the parking lot below. We all gather round and crane our necks to see the action. The man runs between a few cars with Mary’s father a few strides behind him. Several moments later we see a portly security guard who bore a striking resemblance to Vernon Dursley waddling after them.
Mary’s mom is still on the phone with the security people. “He got him!” she exclaims. The brother bursts into tears again because he misunderstands and think the bad man got his dad. Turns out, it was Mary’s father who tackled him as the police were pulling up. Then I had to go down to the parking lot to identify the man and speak to the police, write out my statement, etc.
There are a lot more details to this story, but the gist is that the man was up to no good. I’ve spent many hours going over what ifs in my head over the years. I was subpoenaed after the incident to appear as a witness, but the man ended up pleading out to lesser charges. While it’s obvious that this man was in the wrong, I still consider it a major fuck-up on my part for not locking the window. I guess I’ve convinced myself that none of this would’ve happened if I had just locked the damn thing. I’ve always been a light sleeper, but I’ve suffered from crippling insomnia and severe anxiety since that night and haven’t even come close to sleeping near a window. However, I try to see the humor and craziness in it because it does make a good anecdote at dinner parties.
TL;DR - Went on vacation. Didn’t lock window above my bed. Woke up as man was crawling in window. Chaos ensues. Man arrested.
| YOU STOLE THE WORDS OUT OF MY MOUTH I THOUGHT THIS WAS NOSLEEP TOO
OP, glad you’re safe now. Must be hard at times when you remember what happened back then, but just glad you weren’t hurt much. | e3lacmk | 94g7oz | e3kvnad | AppealingTypeface | AppealingTypeface | veryhothearts | 94g7oz | 94g7oz | 94g7oz | tifu | tifu | tifu | 1 |
14,232 | Hell no man both teams played out of their fucking minds
That was an amazing game ! | 2nd one he was definitely moving his feet, but the first one he was 100% set. | WE MUST GO DEEPER | dtwx8nd | dtws8vt | e8tcl4o | TheKingOfBass | Fermorian | TheKingOfBass | 7w0nqy | 7w0nqy | 9t091v | nba | nba | anime | 0 |
14,233 | Is Alpha brain banned by Usada? | That first response lol. Fucking dork | I agree with you. I'm saying the running parody of 'shit on Arsenal' has also extended to 'shit on Arsenal's signings' which should be given time to adjust to their new system the same way the OP claimed Sanchez should.
Aka: http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/11276386/pierre-emerick160aubameyang-looks-a-shadow-of-the-player-he-was-at-borussia-dortmund-says-alan-smith | dwxajau | dwxaheq | dvbud08 | illudedd | B_A_N_Ex | illudedd | 8abhu0 | 8abhu0 | 82plmf | MMA | MMA | soccer | 0 |
14,234 | Being that those documents became very important and sought after, of course the Russians would try and hack em. Timing wise wasn’t all that happening at once | Well Clinton's server was under congressional subpoena when they wiped it, so finding the missing e-mails is a criminal investigative matter.
We routinely cooperate with other nations to solve crimes. Remember that Russia warned us about the Boston Marathon bombers years in advance. I didn't hear anyone bitching about receiving their help back then. But when the suspect is your favorite side of beef, suddenly they should mind their own business?
We are a nation of laws, and there are consequences for breaking them. Understanding this is part of becoming an adult. | Is all the data sourced here from 2015? | e2guyfw | e2h22c0 | e376m8i | yeahdixon | mudflapslilguy | yeahdixon | 8z5x9o | 8z5x9o | 92mrk7 | politics | politics | Economics | 0 |
14,235 | Would that even matter? Bill Russell had 11 championships over a 13 year career. xD
Henri Richard 11 Stanley Cups
Edit: also 8 former Yankees with at least 7 titles (10 max - Yogi Berra)
| Larry Johnson vs Todd Haley, Ben Roeth vs Todd Haley. | I wouldn’t even be mad it’s a new face lol | dt4tjyr | dt4srzu | dt4uqxf | beeatenbyagrue | beeatenbyagrue | ItsDennyTime11 | 7sh5zf | 7shhpq | 7sh5zf | nfl | nfl | nfl | 1 |
14,236 | We're on a mission from God. | Horror stories all we in First Division heard about more than once. Moving the anchor was the scariest evolution to me! | I'll be honest, I didn't know Sweeney Todd was a real thing. I thought it was made up for The Office. | e4vt8ow | e4xqm3l | e8qs74s | Trainkid9 | evanj88 | Trainkid9 | 9agylr | 9agylr | 9smobi | explainlikeimfive | explainlikeimfive | AdviceAnimals | 0 |
14,237 | Word. | This sounds awesome. We hace several as well, although the kayaking is kind of limited. | Yeah! I love baking bread but I also love eating bread. I have zero self control. Who are these people that can make a loaf of delicious ho-made bread last for a week? | duytowx | duyf7id | dys0jbc | KittensRule | Phlink75 | KittensRule | 80unox | 80unox | 8igyyj | Frugal | Frugal | Frugal | 0 |
14,238 | So I've been lifting for a little over 15 years now and for being natty I have incredible strength. Although I'm finding myself getting much thicker than I like, mostly muscle but fat on top. While I've always incorporated some cardio in my routine, I'm at a stage where now I'm prioritizing cardio over lifting. Meaning decreasing the amount of days I lift, but always incorporating cardio one way or another, primarily to burn more calories.
Is this ok to do when you're looking to cut up? Muscle loss, isn't a concern because I continuously lift heavy and properly when I have adequate rest periods.
My nutrition is on point, but can be better so of course I will work on that too, but my main goal is to increase cardio. | > Why do some people say that these types of routines add more fat than muscle?
Because most beginner LP's lack volume and the majority of the beginners gains are through neuromuscular adaptations rathe than increasing muscle size... pick Greyskull LP, add some plug-ins to it.
| of course, I'm in my early 30's. I started when I was about 19, and had lost 120lbs originally. My lowest ever was about 165lbs for my 5'7 frame with about 11% BF. I had surgery to remove extra skin and I was into bodybuilding hobby not pro for a long period of time and I was blessed to learn a lot from the locals in my area, but at this point in my life I don't lift for a specific purpose aside from pushing myself mentally and feeling good about my results. The fitness industry has been the backbone in my success in every sector in my life and I'm so grateful I don't think I can ever stop, I love the challenge.
Your friend sounds amazing! Good for him, lot of respect man because it's not easy. yeah so people see me and automatically assume I'm into bodybuilding I have huge shoulders and lats and I'm well defined all around, but I'm bulky to my own liking .
I'm about 220lbs right now and I'm 5'7 so I can only get so thick before I start stretching out but like your friend I have incredible strength, I just think I've conditioned myself over a period of years to handle heavy loads so what looks like a lot isn't as difficult for me as it was say 10 years ago, but I always focus not so much on the weight as I do with form. So sometimes its lighter, sometimes it's heavy it just depends on how I feel.
My diet is ok, it's clean but I eat out sometimes with my girl. We go out on the weekends, and I try to balance some fun into it. I've had some issues with stress and cortisol in the pass from over training, so I'm trying to remind myself to enjoy the process and not be so anal about logging everything.
I mention cardio for one reason. A couple of months ago I decided to wake up around 5:30am before work and walk 5 miles every morning, then usually hit the gym in the afternoon after my work was done. By the time I went to bed I was so exhausted I was able to fall right asleep. I also lost a lot of weight. I stopped doing this for a while now and I put the weight back on, and while I know some of it has to do with my nutrition I have a hard time understanding why.
Usually after lifting session 60 minutes I do stair master for another 20 minutes or another cardio of some sort, but it doesn't seem like enough anymore. So my line of thinking at this point is not to concern myself about muscle building as much as focusing on running, walking, just doing more forms of cardio. | e3axw1m | e3aabr8 | e3azj49 | Givemeallyourtacos | MKIGM | Givemeallyourtacos | 932c9b | 932c9b | 932c9b | Fitness | Fitness | Fitness | 0 |
14,239 | I'm cautiously in your boat here, but also I think it's a bit weird that a throwaway account is saying it doesn't care about it's privacy lol. | >most of the payoff of our lost privacy was for advertisers
Also, making our everyday lives easier due to the amount of relevant information that we can bring up with a few taps. I wouldn't trade back my "privacy" in a million years for all of the things that are much easier now. | Okay, here's my input, Paranoid:
You're not saying anything interesting, or even valuable.
You replied to the other guy saying "that doesn't change the fact that social media will only make it easier next time" as if the re-education camps or porn-habit fines are something that the powers that be have already implemented, and as if they're querying facebook to see if I've violated some morality clause.
I think your inability to even pretend that other people - the "masses" - are complex individuals is the only reason you have the ability to spit out masturbatory nonsense like "the masses don't care [about privacy] as long as their egos are stroked by likes and selfies, and "We as a society seem to want to be entertained at any cost."
Yeah, we all like validation. All of us. What do you think upvotes are? Likes? Hearts? Gold stars? Level ups? Military honors? Letter grades? Diplomas? Literally every social or religious rite of passage? Title promotions? What do you think these things are? They're contextualized affirmations and validations of your skill, intellect, or aptitude in some way or another. When someone upvotes you they're acknowledging you. When someone shares or retweets or likes you they're adding their affirmation behind your post as a measure of added value. Congratulations, you discovered that people enjoy interacting with one another and somehow you have the ability to look down on that because you believe "We are choosing a future without full(y?) contemplating it." - which is an absolutely incandescent revelation, my friend. I know firsthand how exhausting it is looking into even a fraction of the possibilities that the future holds for society at large in order to make an informed decision.
At the end of the day Facebook is roughly nothing but an experimental tool for society. It's a new way of thinking because human technological evolution has evolved light years faster than human biological evolution and we will cut out the negative parts, like the excessive analytical tracking and keep the cool parts like, ya know, being able to connect people *because humans are the most social creatures that we know of*, and eventually it'll be fine, save for the people who still use type "the powers that be" often enough to abbreviate it.
That's my input. "Username checks out" was just a faster way of saying "Jesus Christ, you're fucking paranoid." | dzaiiu5 | dza56uz | dzapidz | DvineINFEKT | xmindallas | DvineINFEKT | 8krbip | 8krbip | 8krbip | technology | technology | technology | 0 |
14,240 | Turns out it was a poorly documented configuration option. | Your comparison to Floyd Mayweather is moot at best because nobody would call the statement "Floyd Mayweather is the best boxer alive" to be even close to a *factual* statement in the technical sense. Most, if they were trying to be accurate, would say something along the lines of "Mayweather is (possibly) the best featherweight boxer (in the U.S.)".
About the equal outcomes thing, I think that was brought up because "rectification" usually implies that there is a known desired result to be reached artificially if necessary. Many people are fine with thinking that the gender gap could and probably should narrow to some degree. However, many are also highly skeptical that forcing a 50/50 ratio for PR or because of affirmative action is a solution to the problem of discrimination of women in STEM fields. | That's a pigeon. | e1d80we | e1dcid2 | e8q6u34 | sm9t8 | dimensionpi | sm9t8 | 8u1u5w | 8u1u5w | 9so142 | programming | programming | MovieDetails | 0 |
14,241 | But this argument extends in a dangerous direction. If you go into a degree that is not profitable enough to pay off the loans necessary to take it within a reasonable time, should that degree just not be offered? Should that discipline die out? What happens then to things like English, or philosophy, or gender studies? If your education system is incapable of making it reasonable to pursue certain academic disciplines, then your education system is at risk of undermining progress in those disciplines, which can have unforeseen effects on society.
I think chief among these is philosophy. It’s not a particularly profitable discipline to go into, and even having a PhD in philosophy does not guarantee you a job that can pay off the loans you have probably accrued up until that point. But philosophy is increasingly more and more important in our world as we grapple with ethical and moral questions within politics and day to day life, and struggle to keep up with epistemological misunderstandings about the world around us. It’s no coincidence that the less we have taught philosophy because it’s seen as unnecessary for people to get a job, the more people fall into obvious traps of thinking that lead them to believe the earth is flat, or that immigrants are going to rape and murder their families and steal their jobs. | Despite the degree saturation and credential inflation; it still makes a difference. The worst for a student is to make it 3 years in and fail. Even fluff degree improve your lifetime earning. | Nothing’s really changed for me. I do smoke fairly regularly, but I live in Vancouver which has allowed medical dispensaries to stay open until the end of 2018 pending recreational licenses. Most dispensaries are labeled as ‘medical’ here and the regulation has been notoriously lax, mostly because the city isn’t interested in shutting down dispensaries needlessly. I’ll be interested to see what happens in the new year, hoping that BC at least has enough sense to know what’s good for it when it comes to marijuana. | e8mm1bd | e8mosg1 | e8oxz2i | hippiechan | kingmanic | hippiechan | 9s2bmu | 9s2bmu | 9sgkap | Economics | Economics | canada | 0 |
14,242 | What she should have said: Call President Trump and decline your nomination. Run for Senate in November and somehow win. Have him nominate me and then you can sit up here and ask me questions. Here you can use my phone to call him, fuckstick. | I didn't realize he was that beast until recently. That said I don't hate the Raiders decision to move him. They got a very good return for him, and they can spread what they would have had to pay him over the salaries of 3-5 good players rather than cough up that massive cap hit. | Yup you’re right, he did it | e6spgke | e5pzbrn | e6snvrj | BG1234567 | BG1234567 | Imnotavampire101 | 9jka5q | 9eiqnk | 9jka5q | cringe | nfl | cringe | 1 |
14,243 | thats how it is every expansion | I have 6 toons at 120 now and it’s been a real pain in the ass, but leveling with others have made it much more bearable.
We usually would just schedule to complete a zone together when we’d all be on. Getting 3+ in a leveling group is extremely efficient if, and only if, everyone shares the same mindset to play efficiently. | Three year high lol. Like it's a big deal | e5mizeo | e5no8lb | dyc34iz | Pitsikleti | notjuice | Pitsikleti | 9e338t | 9e338t | 8gghzp | wow | wow | news | 0 |
14,244 | This is what people seem to have trouble with when talking about any kind of equality issue, treating people equally doesn't mean treating them exactly the same, giving people the same opportunity doesn't mean giving them the same things.
| The problem isn't in recognizing the statistical differences in biology between sexes, the problem is when the "average" becomes the rule in determining policy. Western culture has developed patriarchally because of these assumptions to the point that they're just automatic, so do "liberals" underplay the biological differences that cause limits in most cases? Yes. But that pendulum has been stuck on one side for so long, it's going to take some force. Furthermore, everybody cherry picks the evidence they want to support their argument that's what arguing is, everybody is terrible. | One of the good guys is half-skeleton if that counts... | dtxgv7m | du00ncm | e2i1n5y | SuperMonkeyJoe | greyrook000 | SuperMonkeyJoe | 7vz50s | 7vz50s | 8zahhk | science | science | videos | 0 |
14,245 | Have you ever been in the Navy bud? | Literally all he would need to do is send money or the national guard or the Navy or you know, do anything at all to help. You don't get called a dictator for trying to help | Look at Bush's record vs Obama, they are pretty similar. Both expanded medicaid, pushed for amnesty, bailed out their corporate friends, and illegally bombed several countries in over 20,000 drone strikes. But as a bonus, TARP was passed in congress by Pelosi and the democrats, signed by Bush. But I agree with your point that Bush was a terrible president. | e0ddptc | e05uj0t | dyul7i0 | Going2MAGA | InuitThorium | Going2MAGA | 8orvw9 | 8orvw9 | 8iqplk | worldnews | worldnews | worldnews | 0 |
14,246 | If team loses - either team is trash or draft is trash or some hero needs a nerf. I mean it's not like the other team played well or anything | Naga aghs is no joke probably the top 5 aghs in the game | True. | duromo7 | durp1ze | durfzhj | Lordtyr2504 | PaperyWhistle | Lordtyr2504 | 7zwv4y | 7zwv4y | 7zwv4y | DotA2 | DotA2 | DotA2 | 0 |
14,247 | Same. Ive gone to a range and loved shooting the shotgun. Also tried a .45 cal and 9 mm, but the 12 ga was so satisfying. Ive said i was gonna buy a gun a few times to bring to a range every few weeks, but i need to be happy with my life first. | There's only one spiderman animated series: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZw64rBswqc | Personally all i’d want is a reliable handgun to keep in my home encase of intruders | dslf1p8 | e2ia4ak | dsm7wet | GiganticDoucher | GiganticDoucher | ILikeOranges65 | 7pxanb | 8zahhk | 7pxanb | AskReddit | videos | AskReddit | 1 |
14,248 | If Oklahoma was imitating Japan's system then there would be little problem. But that is not their play: Oklahoma wants an American system just does not want to pay for it. | But yet all my posts in this thread are downvoted.....
"Guns make the situation less safe! Of course we will not restrict a person's ability to carry a gun because we need them to protect our community!" ~ Americans | > need to expand social services to assist addicts recover and ensure a good environment for families
Why would that be a 'need'? If I was going for an ideal situation, ensuring a good environment for families wouldn't I keep the drugs illegal? | dwswumc | dz7jrdk | dwt7w4i | bigfatcoyote | bigfatcoyote | Earl_Harbinger | 89phlf | 8kf7kf | 89phlf | news | politics | news | 1 |
14,249 | In fairness, if you really care about cooking, you actually do invest in good pots, pans, and knives. And you enjoy them just like I enjoy my cameras. | Nice photo | I'm not an engineer but I got the degree for it. Does that count? 😉 | dvd8inp | dvelgt5 | dvd8lpf | redumbdant_antiphony | anon1880 | redumbdant_antiphony | 82u4an | 82u4an | 82u4an | photography | photography | photography | 0 |
14,250 | A Clockwork Orange is a must around this age. | Ooh! I have Sabriel in my bookcase. I haven’t read yet...I’ll move it to our shared bookcase.
They are all over the place,
The Land of Stories series
Dork Diaries
Captain underpants
Little Princess
Out of My Mind
The Secret Garden
Wonder
The Tales of the Frog Princess Series
Mysterious Benedict Society Series
Modern Graphic Novels ex: Smile, Sisters
Black Beauty
Things not Seen
Hugo
I asked them to list some books they have liked. This is what I’ve picked up while they rapid fired me titles.
Edit: to read easier
| People. Have you met people? They're the worst. | e4v8ky1 | e4vk0l7 | e33xbo1 | muskratboy | octopusandunicorns | muskratboy | 9ae04u | 9ae04u | 920zqo | books | books | worldnews | 0 |
14,251 | I love his signature crawl | Cruz GOAT commentator
"And he's ... punching...and! That. is. it. They stop it. He does it the SAME WAY he did it the FIRST TIME ALMOST".
| Fight in Russia, it will be the single largest event and have Fedor come down as a guest ref. | dy1cixw | dy10h8a | ds5rjde | fitemeitrainufc | tengocake | fitemeitrainufc | 8f6poq | 8f6poq | 7nv6ht | MMA | MMA | MMA | 0 |
14,252 | Already the case in lots of countries. Including the US and Turkey, where your phones and other personal devices will be searched on arrival and things found online will be used against you to deny you free travel (US) or to jail you (Turkey).
Just not officially. | Please orate for me, then, what your point was. | Tax rich people appropriately and eliminate right wing politics and most of our problems would be solved rather quickly. | dsa17rk | dsamwm2 | ds9qdi2 | germanthrowaway1234 | ridger5 | germanthrowaway1234 | 7ojw1q | 7ojw1q | 7ohpov | worldnews | worldnews | worldnews | 0 |
14,253 | Becuase he put a comb up his bum and tried to clean it? Most people have done much worse, most likely including those closest to you, so hope you were kidding! | unless you are sticking the toilet paper up your asshole there is likely to be residue. thats why some people use bidets or enemas. I just use baby wipes which is good enough for me... no one will be going in or near my ass so its clean enough doing that | I find him quite charming. | ds980ye | ds98jbt | ds9du28 | justin_says | justin_says | -VelvetBat- | 7oebtp | 7oebtp | 7oebtp | tifu | tifu | tifu | 1 |
14,254 | This.
I guess if you use offerieren instead of anbieten, it sounds more like a big word but offerieren is closer to offer and therefore easier for an English speaker. | We had some friends over for a few weeks from Germany, and while they were such kind and genuine people their major complaint was that no one actually talks about anything in America. We do a lot of stupid small talk, and tell everyone we are always fine and extend invites we don't mean... and this is apparently frustrating to them, who really don't care for the small talk and little lies we tell everyone every day. I think I'd be happier in europe. | Should this be a joke? Am I too German to get the joke?
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14,255 | He was having a Sony moment. | lol | Hey, if you have any suggestions, feel free to drop them. Those are just the only ones that really stood out to me. | e73g9xu | e74pij1 | e6otoxc | Casanova_Benoit | LO_OFFICIAL_MUSIC | Casanova_Benoit | 9l0qsq | 9l0qsq | 9j0tic | Marvel | Marvel | hiphopheads | 0 |
14,256 | I hope Ovi makes a glib observation and Fallon reacts like it's the most hilarious thing that's ever been said.
Fingers crossed! | Dallas doesn't win the Cup without signing Belfour and Hull. | Now we can make those jokes, fuck that feels sweet! | e0fyjdn | e0vbrdn | e0h42n7 | 50missioncap | 50missioncap | Ineedsomethingtodo | 8q294o | 8rvzbe | 8q294o | hockey | hockey | hockey | 1 |
14,257 | I'm not sure what point you're attempting to refute?
We all know the history man... Sad Gretzky in Nagano... That's why we're all so pissed about them not going again. | I suspect they meant socialization. In their example, people have claimed socialized medicine would collapse a country that provided it. | "a recent podcast said..."
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14,258 | Are x and y any good? I’m just asking because they’re completely different than all previous entries with the 3D, and a lot of people say ultra sun and moon are what sun and moon should have been, and that they’re sort of trashy.
And how do you feel about the recent years? Are they scraping the bottom of the barrel for pokemon designs? | The side characters were not good at all in XY imo. The friends were kind of pointless for the most part (why did they all get medals at the end? They weren't even there iirc). They tried to make the Champion a surprise, but I called it as soon as they showed up on screen. Lysander was way too extra for me, and it was weird that everybody liked him despite how obvious everything was. Everything just lacked subtlety in a big way, even for Pokemon. | Haha it’s good to know some are older than me, I was thinking I was weird or something. Yeah I think the only one I never played (up to gen 5) was gen 3. Gen 3 is something I gotta checkout, always loved their starters. | e2s7txk | e2stlj9 | e2s9ay6 | KeeperTheSpeaker | Dapplegonger | KeeperTheSpeaker | 90pi0d | 90pi0d | 90pi0d | pokemon | pokemon | pokemon | 0 |
14,259 | No, anywhere in my city long term parking like that would get you towed. Which is hugely expensive and difficult to deal with.
Anything over 5 days and it's cheaper for me to use uber or lyft to the airport than long term parking. But I have friends who will happily pick me up for free, so that's usually my frugal option. I typically cover the cost of dinner for them next time we're out somewhere, it's still the cheapest option. | Depends on the airport. A lot of them have to let the ride share people in.
| I love all these ideas, they're great. | e24sojj | e24mji7 | e1x2r0b | Meghanshadow | redditJ5 | Meghanshadow | 8xpfzs | 8xpfzs | 8wkp1t | Frugal | Frugal | Frugal | 0 |
14,260 | Let me guess, you're more of an American Dad sort of cartoon fan, huh? | I don't get it. | But not mommy issues, she knows what she's done | e1138rd | e85vgwq | e10qwug | knowsguy | knowsguy | lukeCritchley | 8sn01i | 9pudec | 8sn01i | videos | cringe | videos | 1 |
14,261 | Just replace “I really do want head” with “h” and you have a shitpost. | This person somehow gives off both ‘it’s not religious, it’s spiritual’ vibes and ‘hardcore Christian’ vibes at the same time. | Yeah, I just stick to existential jokes or ones about divorce or suicide. My wife hates it. | duuqxni | duusfht | duv1drz | EbonyDuke | EbonyDuke | Imago_Mothtoya | 809rz3 | 7zjezj | 809rz3 | cringepics | cringepics | cringepics | 1 |
14,262 | Well in the tech sector, perhaps this is all true, but for the US economy at large, productivity has been borderline stagnant since 2010. | What’s an example of something man-made that isn’t artificial?
ar·ti·fi·cial
/ˌärdəˈfiSHəl/
adjective
1. made or produced by human beings rather than occurring naturally, typically as a copy of something natural. | More likely investors will keep homes overpriced. | e8g09v8 | e8g02hj | e8g2hnr | Snsps21 | Snsps21 | Ashleyj590 | 9r3liz | 9r3liz | 9r3liz | Economics | Economics | Economics | 1 |
14,263 | Bullets fired into the air usually fall back with terminal velocities much lower than their muzzle velocity when they leave the barrel of a firearm. Nevertheless, people can be injured, sometimes fatally, when bullets discharged into the air fall back down to the ground.
Copied and pasted from google... | Where's your car dude? | You don't even have a point beyond repeating your opinion continually. We don't hear your laughter. We don't care. Perks of being the biggest and baddest. | e66a4yb | e63zs1j | e67gmri | spunlikespidermike | spunlikespidermike | RelaxPrime | 9gqph8 | 9gctsr | 9gqph8 | WTF | WTF | WTF | 1 |
14,264 | What a weird combination, Kodak and Gucci ok i see it, but Bruno? he just seems out of place hahaha. | Gucci obviously a clone. | Yeah, they definitely need 500GB option | e5y6mcj | e5y5g6f | dyiagh5 | Mymvenom001 | AllKnowingBeing | Mymvenom001 | 9fovqc | 9fovqc | 8h8ll9 | hiphopheads | hiphopheads | apple | 0 |
14,265 | Some people are more affected than others....one or both of you might need to change your diet a bit. Talk to your OB-GYN | Just so you know, there would be no choice lol | So, yeah the cum could be affecting the taste. Also the birth control could affect the taste. Also your period could affect the taste. Also your diet could affect the taste. Also stress and mood could affect the taste. Fluctuations in your vaginal fluid is normal and happens regularly. It's tough to control and I wouldn't worry about it. | dywt21s | e0sk09c | dyww4zv | cantmakeitup09 | cantmakeitup09 | Zuberii | 8j44au | 8rmj72 | 8j44au | sex | gonewild | sex | 1 |
14,266 | Is the 2200g better ? | what country do you reside in? | Do you think its a viable option to get the 2200g over a regular gpu? | e5q67bc | e5rtva5 | e5q6nit | TheGamelord24 | ShroudedRose | TheGamelord24 | 9enx09 | 9enx09 | 9enx09 | buildapc | buildapc | buildapc | 0 |
14,267 | This is the reddit version of "never trust anybody over 30" and it's as unproductive now as it was then. | > Yesn’t
That covfefes all the bases. | Haven’t we already passed like 6 “points of no return”? | e547t7o | e2kh0wr | e544b6m | istartedi | istartedi | craftywolf11 | 9bj7cr | 8znz6k | 9bj7cr | science | worldnews | science | 1 |
14,268 | Winter collapse as usual | They are just that good | He had a pretty bad second half of the season last year yet he gave us CL qualification. I think he's solid this season though | dvtrboe | dvt3lg5 | e874mdo | im_dany | tossino | im_dany | 84vos6 | 84vos6 | 9q6v1n | soccer | soccer | soccer | 0 |
14,269 | No, they don't. When I went vegan I jumped onto soy but that was too heavy then a soy light which was the closest to regular milk I've had. The soy light was from Alpro. But I ditched that after a short while and went down the Almond/Cashew route. They really are different but after trying them for a year or two I found a brand of Hemp milk which is the closest I've ever tasted to regular cow's milk. Not all brands taste the same though but a good one is superb. I've also got rice milk and oat milk which are also good but some oat brands and very watery at times. | If you wanna save cows, drink non dairy milk. Assholes. | What a smile. She looks like such a happy little baby. | duuwpdd | dutyfv2 | dyu052x | Lhamo66 | fuckALLcops | Lhamo66 | 804ol9 | 804ol9 | 8io58x | LifeProTips | LifeProTips | aww | 0 |
14,270 | [It’s a bit early for this.](https://i.imgur.com/RfE9reM.jpg)
Got completely baited by that beginning.
I’m definitely liking the old man a lot more after this episode. I liked how he took his time while inside the nebula weapon.
Ending it with Soya and Takezo fighting was bad enough but throwing in the sudden “final battle” is going to make waiting for the next episode painful. | [The fourth wall breaking in this episode was hilarious](https://i.imgur.com/B6NnHuW.jpg)
| What do they mean with final battle?! This is just Episode 5!
I wonder if the flames of the heart can be relit again, as Tadayoshi was one of my favorite characters. | e3ne7tn | dvjej01 | e3nocrd | G_Spark233 | G_Spark233 | Amauri14 | 94s970 | 83okry | 94s970 | anime | anime | anime | 1 |
14,271 | Natural changes in climate are *much* more gradual. If you look at average global temperature over the last 100k years you’ll see that the changes we’re seeing now are much more abrupt. | [Looks like you don't watch baseball.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcZQfronnls) | That kind of thinking is about as useful and scientific as climate denialism.
If you compare gene technology now to gene technology twenty years ago our ability to produce food and protect food security has increased signficantly.
There are increasing global efforts to highlight and reverse bad behaviors in countries particularly south east Asia, China, India, Indonesia, Malaysia, where environmental protection, heck even waste processing, is not done at all.
There are technologies for carbon fixation and carbon negative technologies being developed as we speak.
Alternatives to fossil fuels are now at their peak with wind farms and tidal energy farms breaking slowly into the mainstream. Thorium reactors which promise to herald a new safer low waste source of electricity. Fusion energy closer than any before.
But pragmatism and realism will never be as popular as being a whiny catastrophist who overlooks the facts to lament how bad the first world is and how we are the cause of all global malaise.
All I have to say is; grow up. | e53v5rb | dzgh8k1 | e54bmm2 | MyDearBrotherNumpsay | MyDearBrotherNumpsay | CaptainRollinghamIII | 9bj7cr | 8lfvo5 | 9bj7cr | science | funny | science | 1 |
14,272 | If you go back far enough in history the Democratic party supported slavery. :)
Edit: I was merely pointing out that political groups change over time and have different members with different beliefs while retaining the same name, so you can't use a group's past actions from 50 or 150 years ago to define them today. You should judge them by what they do today, not what they did in the past. | Yeah, 3800 diapers in a year is more than 10 a day. There were a few 10-diaper days, but it was not typical. | The ones I’ve known have always been super nice to me, but then, I’m not trying to start shit, haha. My best friend’s sister went to Pembroke and her best friend is Lumbee, so I’ve hung out with her and her family quite a bit. She’s really awesome, btw! She got a full ride scholarship to teach specifically so she could help other Lumbee kids. She’s also the tallest woman I have ever met. Everyone in her family is over 6 feet tall and everyone in her husband’s family is as well. I’m 4’11” on a good day and I thought someone might accidentally step on me at the wedding, even the elementary school kids were taller than me. I don’t know if all Lumbee are crazy tall, but all the ones I’ve met are, so I can see how they might be intimidating to people who don’t know them. | e59ki3h | dya4dii | e59o0w8 | keep_trying_username | keep_trying_username | Kimber85 | 9cbfr5 | 8g9blg | 9cbfr5 | todayilearned | Frugal | todayilearned | 1 |
14,273 | None. Hence it's inherent problems. | Ya... I understood maybe less than that. I feel like I don't watch enough news. | Perhaps the nemesis of The Pouch? | dshvxey | dshbvmy | e3w5oi4 | still_futile | AdventW0lf | still_futile | 7pg6xm | 7pg6xm | 95vqwq | AdviceAnimals | AdviceAnimals | MovieDetails | 0 |
14,274 | DC has so much more fight IQ than Volkov or anyone the beast has faced. | Fuck what y'all talm bout, I'm excited. | Watch Roundtree knock him out. Saki can’t grapple for shit and it leads to him getting hit by lame as fuck, strikers. | e7h955u | e7h5w85 | e1etsbh | Watson349B | coyodatoldya | Watson349B | 9msvyk | 9msvyk | 8ubftw | MMA | MMA | MMA | 0 |
14,275 | Why does the US need to exert control over that region in the first place?
*Oh right*, all the money it makes them. Glad our military is being used to line some pockets. | the arabs were and still are the absolute worst rulers when they occupy other people's lands so i have no tear to shed for them. There is still slavery in the Arab world, with slaves numbering in the millions.
they were rulers over other for more than 1000 years, so ~100 years of being under the jackboot of the brits and french doesn't suddenly get them sympathy points. | I used to agree with you, but this whole "Afluenza" nonsense has ruined it for the rest of us. | e4tj2zz | e4ulren | dx18dk4 | DontFearTruth | alexdrac | DontFearTruth | 9a6edl | 9a6edl | 8asc2d | conspiracy | conspiracy | todayilearned | 0 |
14,276 | Since everyone agree
let's talk about how bad Ohmwrecker is | Yupp | http://leagueoflegends.wikia.com/wiki/Ohmwrecker | dsnywvi | dso5fxj | 7qblfi | BTheM | NeverLace | BTheM | 7qblfi | 7qblfi | 7qblfi | leagueoflegends | leagueoflegends | leagueoflegends | 0 |
14,277 | You should call her or visit. Don't make a big sappy deal out of it just let her know that you are thinking about her. | I am so sorry. Loss is loss doesn't matter what the situation was around it, it still hurts. You belong. | Up | dywkvxu | dywln4t | dywiscq | DELTA3CHO | DELTA3CHO | Threebirds1143 | 8j01vx | 8j01vx | 8j01vx | TwoXChromosomes | TwoXChromosomes | TwoXChromosomes | 1 |
14,278 | Oh no, I think it's highway 1 that heads right up the coast by the Big Sur... We may need to rethink our route. Thanks for the heads up :) | You will miss a beautiful part of California if you fly SF-LV. My recommendation:
* Drive to Yosemite,
* Go through the Park
* and Drive Down Highway 395 where you will see the Eastern side of Sierra; Not as many tourist on the Eastern side, you can see Mount Whitney, the highest mount in highest summit in the contiguous United States. Small towns on that side of the mountain.
* Visit Death Valley National Park on the way back to LV. | Oh this is great news, thanks! | e2g4qps | e2g3yok | e2g6due | MrMunchybox | Internationa_AGoGo | MrMunchybox | 8z4wnv | 8z4wnv | 8z4wnv | travel | travel | travel | 0 |
14,279 | Hahahahahhaa | who hasn't had a blackout before? people literally boast about it on social media, "ugh last night is fuzzy" | Ok
😞 | e3c2low | e6sp2g4 | e20ndzn | Manifest122 | Manifest122 | RWDMARS | 8x0f6j | 9jka5q | 8x0f6j | cringepics | cringe | cringepics | 1 |
14,280 | to be honest, i have no idea what shoes to wear it with, was thinking just a pair of nike sb's but they arent the best choice. I would like to wear a watch, but have no idea what to buy, any suggestions? | What do you guys think of this fit?
any suggestions? the shirt is a bit yellowed so if its a good fit might get a fresh one.
https://imgur.com/a/hUea1 | How about just a baseball cap? They aren't really warm at all. | dtib523 | dtiaqua | dtiszd7 | Juicymamba | Juicymamba | Username_Used | 7u6rmn | 7u6rmn | 7u6rmn | malefashionadvice | malefashionadvice | malefashionadvice | 1 |
14,281 | Same here (at the office) can't stand the poor integration with Windows 10... | My 2011 17 inch still runs great (updated to SSD for better performance) | Sorry, I meant legacy applications. I have to use several old windows applications for referencing. | dxlmcmr | dxlmevd | dxn3csu | deijmaster | deijmaster | WaidWilson | 8d6lcr | 8d6lcr | 8d6lcr | apple | apple | apple | 1 |
14,282 | And even if they were only for dating, it's not inappropriate (so long as you're open with your partner, I'd say). Just because you've dated in the past (or perhaps considered dating) doesn't mean you can't be 100% platonic friends now. Not everyone can do it, but it's definitely possible. | Trump supporters always say this when they have nothing logical to say and they have been made to feel like dumbasses because of it. It is usually preceded with "you are so smug, you think you are smarter then everyone". | I agree with this the most. I don't generally use the term to describe myself since I think it has lots of strong connotations of aggressiveness and combativeness, but I'm basically an antitheist now. The very spread of the belief seems harmful and most particularly, religion is used as a weapon too often. Not only can I not take their belief seriously, but I can't support their desire to teach it to others as the truth (as most religions try to) and so often they have religiously views that are incompatible with mine. Like, I couldn't date someone who opposes LGBT rights, but that's a huge chunk of religious people. | dshm9er | dshnt7k | e74sb87 | ACoderGirl | FreeThinkingMan | ACoderGirl | 7phvml | 7phvml | 9l2d20 | cringepics | cringepics | OkCupid | 0 |
14,283 | So as Muslims we believe that God answers all your prayers in one of three ways.
- You get what you asked for.
- Your get something better than what you asked for.
- Your sins are forgiven instead of what you asked for because what you asked for isn't good for you or maybe it is sinful. | >This argument gets you no closer to an all-loving god than an all-hating god.
I don't think God is only loving. I don't think anyone should.
But regardless, I wasn't intending to write an apologetic for that, nor do I think that's the topic for debate in this thread. | That was the 90’s. Back then hacking a computer system meant you might get a job offer.
Today we have a culture of anti-intellectualism so you get sued instead. Even if you did no damage. | dwq2oek | dwqrvri | e4b1zgt | MachinePablo | NoSheDidntSayThat | MachinePablo | 89c8ns | 89c8ns | 97r20e | DebateReligion | DebateReligion | apple | 0 |
14,284 | What type of jacket should I be looking for for spring in the midwest? Not a fan of bombers. Should go decent with both business casual (sometimes dress pants and button ups) and jeans. | wardrobe is basic bastard uniqlo. slim fit everything, but not skinny. I am a prety skinny guy tho so slim fits can fit baggier | The ones with flaws from TJ Maxx do not have the lifetime guarantee, fyi! | duls9vt | dumxuna | e8nxa5z | shades9323 | jesuisjeanvandam | shades9323 | 7z7428 | 7z7428 | 9sbg9q | malefashionadvice | malefashionadvice | Frugal | 0 |
14,285 | He's never been good. I've never seen him do anything special. He looks like a player you'd keep in academy until you found another player to replace him, not someone using an import slot on the starting roster. He was carried by his team on TSM, but now he's just too heavy. | not going to lie but mickey yasuo was pretty clean, even with 3 ppl to knock up for him he still did some nice plays | It's pointless, I can't see how it outweighs pausing or rewinding, if you miss something on twitch you either create a clip just to rewatch it which is a massive waste of time or you just miss it. | e16wtvy | e17bg73 | e6z50fm | skrub55 | Mattix46 | skrub55 | 8temry | 8temry | 9kezdr | leagueoflegends | leagueoflegends | leagueoflegends | 0 |
14,286 | I just said that to myself. Tonight, I cancel my connection and retire. | I can't tell if this is fucked up adorable or trashy. | She's not Canadian, she's Albertan. | e0ai6gm | e0lp8za | dysvi3a | sharkweek247 | puckbeaverton | sharkweek247 | 8paw55 | 8paw55 | 8ifmps | WTF | WTF | cringe | 0 |
14,287 | tbh i dont even know what your talking about lol | mark ingram and leveon bell were dropped by some idiot tbh. i didnt do anything impressive | Thought you said stacked | e762bah | e762sg8 | e7627v6 | TypRedditorIsaLoser | TypRedditorIsaLoser | noni2k | 9legs3 | 9legs3 | 9legs3 | fantasyfootball | fantasyfootball | fantasyfootball | 1 |
14,288 | I did this with an entire gym outfit including my favorite sports bra and a pair of tights with motherfucking pockets. Who takes someone’s sweaty gym clothes left outside the shower??? | I have someone making and printing a large draft board... I'm in charge of labels though. Would you be interested in sharing? | Saw girl other day in gym who was like a sexy she hulk. Each one of her thighs was probably larger than her waist, also had a great back and butt backed up the fact girl squats ( prob a Buick). I was simultaneously impressed, attracted, and slightly intimidated. | dyjclto | e4fr2vj | dyiqzrc | hieronymususername | hieronymususername | Vikingpride06 | 8h60o4 | 8ytpu3 | 8h60o4 | Fitness | fantasyfootball | Fitness | 1 |
14,289 | *proves sexual orientation isn't a choice* | Thanks Dolores | Happy cake | dzhmbxu | dzhjs8s | dtsd95s | craycraygourmet | camerons_diaz | craycraygourmet | 8lnhbm | 8lnhbm | 7vfh5k | gifs | gifs | science | 0 |
14,290 | Serial murder due to compulsion or mental illness is not the same as gang violence that is similar to warfare. You can't compare the two.
Also, multiple simultaneous homicides are not included in the overall number of homicides- not that they are not included in the serial rates.
So all of those "higher" white offender murder incidents that are multiple murders or mass murders (4 or more people) are not counted in the overall percentages which will skew down white violent crime rate. | From the article;
*"...the four children, three girls and a boy, had been adopted by Cheatham and her estranged husband, but she was living with another man -- Head --"*
She had adopted them with her husband, not this guy. | Try copy/paste in case the formatting is causing issues | e3za2ec | e3upkcc | e3vckll | disastermoviebinge | Hanginon | disastermoviebinge | 95o263 | 95o263 | 95o263 | news | news | news | 0 |
14,291 | If I were to spot someone on a bridge ready to jump, what should I say to him/her in order to stop this situation? | The crisis text line is 10x better than the suicide hotline. I've had the suicide hotline not pick up, be incredibly condescending, and/or repeatedly threaten to send an ambulance just because I called.
Crisis text line talks you through stuff, and they listen to you and what you have to say, and give you validation until you confirm that you are okay and safe. | How long does a typical renovation take? | e5q7akh | e5q7br1 | e6dqztk | SgtTryhard | murglurglurky | SgtTryhard | 9ens3f | 9ens3f | 9hqfs4 | IAmA | IAmA | IAmA | 0 |
14,292 | Right on, thought so, just wanted to be sure. Thanks for your help, I'll give this a shot later tonight or tomorrow when I have time. | How do you define “recent”? About 30-40 years or so? | Tried it, didn't fix it for me. I hope it does for you. | dse3043 | duvm01x | dto4gj2 | ezzelin | ezzelin | VoidChain | 7oznyk | 80ezyi | 7oznyk | techsupport | technology | techsupport | 1 |
14,293 | I think this just further demonstrates that everyone who thought a vote for this clown would be harmless was very, very wrong.
It’s literally Ford’s second month in power and he’s governing like a Republican in a southern US state. God help us all. | The whole world recognizes Scandinavia as having the highest standard of living in the world. They pay an average of 60.5% not including their VAT taxes on top of that. You get what you pay for. | No problem man. It definitely gets annoying trying to find the original article, especially when places like cp24 (this article) don't bother to actually mention their source (Just saying "a Toronto blog" is not citing your source). Yet news stations wonder why there is growing distrust towards the media.. | e4ur8ze | du84aty | e4uu3m9 | MutantProgress | MutantProgress | gumgajua | 9acyis | 7xedlu | 9acyis | canada | canada | canada | 1 |
14,294 | that's SE | Have you listened to TPAB? The poem that is added to throughout the album is the simple and condensed concept. Every few lines pretty much correlates to each song. The title, to pimp a butterfly, really says it all. He details his transformatiom and how he feels used by the system. | If I was hungry I'd eat expired food and have. | e7q9chm | dxj5dpa | e7q76hc | Fizzy_T | Fizzy_T | Rad_Association | 9nx8yf | 8cq6pc | 9nx8yf | AdviceAnimals | Music | AdviceAnimals | 1 |
14,295 | Nobody is taking your bullshit strawman non-arguments seriously. Do keep it up, however... Your pathetic efforts are amusing to watch. | It’s ok though. They don’t have intent. | > Why not have gun control to limit guns in the wrong hands?
What specific law are you looking for? Domestic abuse laws are already a thing. | e0u01uw | e0pxaqa | dww7fmq | Azurathen | ANON331717 | Azurathen | 8ran19 | 8ran19 | 8a5x1s | POLITIC | POLITIC | POLITIC | 0 |
14,296 | This guy is a real scummer. I hope he dies a very bad death. | Robertson is a vile human being, and a fake Christian. | Normal free thinking people see the irony in saying "thoughts in prayers" after a mass shooting and know how useless it is, especially when there's politicians that believe praying is a viable solution to shootings. | dxtlfzz | dxst3y1 | dz7tln6 | Brandonh707 | wwarnout | Brandonh707 | 8e6exc | 8e6exc | 8kgk6u | TwoXChromosomes | TwoXChromosomes | AdviceAnimals | 0 |
14,297 | Same. My frugality can mess with my brain as I end up creating waste from not using something, but I'm not going to *purposefully* create more waste just to save a buck.
To me, Frugal isn't just about saving money for myself, it's about saving all around. | Such a cool idea. This is something that *builds community* rather than *building profits*. If the world made all their decisions in such a way, it would be a much better place. | That's not realistic for every one. In my case I could walk 2-3 hours to a food bank, or spend $5-8 taking a bus to donate $3 worth of potatoes which isn't actually worth that amount. Because the food banks here prefer cash donations so they can buy whole sale and not buy jacked up supermarket produce. I'd do more good working an extra hour and just giving them ten or so dollars than spending that time to hand them a tiny amount of potatoes they likely wouldn't accept as a donation. | e0nmsab | dw1quu2 | e0ouhw3 | chewbaccalaureate | chewbaccalaureate | stuffandword | 8r16y4 | 85vmzh | 8r16y4 | Frugal | Frugal | Frugal | 1 |
14,298 | RIP the piss poor local man desperately trying to feed his family. | No worries. I think this is where we will disagree. I don't believe I need to see evidence of his "direct links" to violence. All I need to read are his links to the IRA, and these links are numerous. Enough well placed sources have placed Adams as either a member of the IRA or as part of the IRA's army council. Now, this is all denied by Adams. However, terrorist and political terrorist activities are intentionally murky. It's not an easy subject for exact narratives and conclusions. But there is enough stink around the guy for me to believe he was at one stage very close to the manure (even if he has not been convicted of anything). Leaders of terrorist linked political parties, of whatever group or faction, are RARELY the most innocent of men.
I suspect Adams is perhaps more "progressive" than many in his cause but im only guessing about that. | Yep, the continent where we originated, and then evolved and moved on from. | du4j525 | du2paj9 | du6ddwo | jazzper40 | jazzper40 | SNIPES0009 | 7x0by4 | 7wm9th | 7x0by4 | worldnews | worldnews | worldnews | 1 |
14,299 | That good at lest | Fuck you, let the man have his opinion. | Probably run naked down the street and fight the police | e5scxso | e5thkd6 | dsb6sn3 | TheThickAmusingEast | S00874769 | TheThickAmusingEast | 9ey309 | 9ey309 | 7op0ky | pics | pics | trees | 0 |
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