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2,500 | ['Idiot who toppled rock in Goblin Valley previously filed law suit claiming debilitating injuries.'
'Perhaps he has a debilitating mental handicap.' 'Stupidity from birth.'] [SEP] Don't judge him like that, maybe he was a very smart kid but the brain injury he suffered during the accident got him that dumb. | Don't judge him like that, maybe he was a very smart kid but the brain injury he suffered during the accident got him that dumb. | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': "['Idiot who toppled rock in Goblin Valley previously filed law suit claiming debilitating injuries.'\n 'Perhaps he has a debilitating mental handicap.' 'Stupidity from birth.']"}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': "Don't judge him like that, maybe he was a very smart kid but the brain injury he suff... |
2,501 | ['Tell me C3PO, have you ever questioned the nature of your rebellion?'
'I need this as a shirt now!'
"would be pretty cool should go without saying but it shouldn't have any captions/words on it the image itself is more than enough"] [SEP] No way dude it needs to have some classic Star Wars meme on it like "I am you... | No way dude it needs to have some classic Star Wars meme on it like "I am your father" or "Cone to the dark side" | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '[\'Tell me C3PO, have you ever questioned the nature of your rebellion?\'\n \'I need this as a shirt now!\'\n "would be pretty cool should go without saying but it shouldn\'t have any captions/words on it the image itself is more than enough"]'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': 'No way dude it nee... |
2,502 | ['When I read about women not wanting to have to sign up for the draft'
"Why doesn't it hurt my feelings to admit that men are more capable in combat considering they possess physical traits more suited towards high risk behaviors?"
'not just physical, but women are more apt to act on emotions rather than logic'] [SE... | I can't believe you just said that... you are gonna get it! | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '[\'When I read about women not wanting to have to sign up for the draft\'\n "Why doesn\'t it hurt my feelings to admit that men are more capable in combat considering they possess physical traits more suited towards high risk behaviors?"\n \'not just physical, but women are more apt to act ... |
2,503 | ["Pakistan allows Taliban to meet, choose leader: Defying warnings from Washington and the fury of Afghanistan's government, Pakistani authorities are turning a blind eye to a meeting of hundreds of Taliban supporters in Quetta."
'Keeping up a long tradition of Pakistani authorities ignoring Taliban in Quetta.'
'And ... | It's ok, I'm sure we couldn't have used that money on for anything better, including (or especially) our domestic problems! | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '["Pakistan allows Taliban to meet, choose leader: Defying warnings from Washington and the fury of Afghanistan\'s government, Pakistani authorities are turning a blind eye to a meeting of hundreds of Taliban supporters in Quetta."\n \'Keeping up a long tradition of Pakistani authorities ign... |
2,504 | ['Norovirus outbreak strikes Carleton Place hospital'
"Meh that's what the hillbillies deserve in Greaseton Place."
'Sons of lanarchy'
'"Sons of Lanarky" gets a thousand points, but "Greaseton Place" is minus a million.'] [SEP] Hey man, I'm trying my best here! | Hey man, I'm trying my best here! | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '[\'Norovirus outbreak strikes Carleton Place hospital\'\n "Meh that\'s what the hillbillies deserve in Greaseton Place."\n \'Sons of lanarchy\'\n \'"Sons of Lanarky" gets a thousand points, but "Greaseton Place" is minus a million.\']'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': "Hey man, I'm trying my best... |
2,505 | ['Breakfast biologist'
'The mold makes it look like there is an eye in the yogurt'
'Are you a biologist?'] [SEP] I watched a youtube video once on biology so I am practically a professional biologist | I watched a youtube video once on biology so I am practically a professional biologist | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': "['Breakfast biologist'\n 'The mold makes it look like there is an eye in the yogurt'\n 'Are you a biologist?']"}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': 'I watched a youtube video once on biology so I am practically a professional biologist'}] |
2,506 | ["Dear India, what's something you've always wanted to ask the opposite sex?"
'If a stranger came at you(girls) and asked you out, what will you do ?'
'Pepper spray' 'What if I grab you by the pussy?'] [SEP] Well.. We might pepper spray the girl as well now. | Well.. We might pepper spray the girl as well now. | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '["Dear India, what\'s something you\'ve always wanted to ask the opposite sex?"\n \'If a stranger came at you(girls) and asked you out, what will you do ?\'\n \'Pepper spray\' \'What if I grab you by the pussy?\']'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': 'Well.. We might pepper spray the girl as well no... |
2,507 | ['"Karazhan to return as a 9 boss dungeon"'
'Wait, so is this the exact same Karazhan but re-tuned for 5 level 110s?'
'Well they said 9 bosses, the original dungeon had more so idk.'
'The original raid only had 12 so it will only be 3 less.'
'hopefully chess event less.'] [SEP] You don't think the chess event would... | You don't think the chess event would be fun with 4 randoms? | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '[\'"Karazhan to return as a 9 boss dungeon"\'\n \'Wait, so is this the exact same Karazhan but re-tuned for 5 level 110s?\'\n \'Well they said 9 bosses, the original dungeon had more so idk.\'\n \'The original raid only had 12 so it will only be 3 less.\'\n \'hopefully chess event less.\']'... |
2,508 | ['My irrational fear of space'
'The amount of gravitational pull towards those tentacles would be ridiculous.'
'I could see that totally being a thing utilized in Lovecraft though.'] [SEP] So terrifying, you fall into it and then.. die. | So terrifying, you fall into it and then.. die. | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': "['My irrational fear of space'\n 'The amount of gravitational pull towards those tentacles would be ridiculous.'\n 'I could see that totally being a thing utilized in Lovecraft though.']"}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': 'So terrifying, you fall into it and then.. die.'}] |
2,509 | ['Mario Kart 8 Cemu 1.1.2b VS 1.1.1 Gameplay'
'I wish this was created after the end of its cycle.' 'Why?'] [SEP] To keep all their glorious exclusives, why else? | To keep all their glorious exclusives, why else? | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': "['Mario Kart 8 Cemu 1.1.2b VS 1.1.1 Gameplay'\n 'I wish this was created after the end of its cycle.' 'Why?']"}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': 'To keep all their glorious exclusives, why else?'}] |
2,510 | ["I don't care how politically incorrect this sounds: If you do this, you should die."
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand they're all black."
'I wonder if a comment saying "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand he\'s white again" would be at the top of a thread about a school shooting.'] [SEP] Like that Naval Yard shooting a couple months ago? | Like that Naval Yard shooting a couple months ago? | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '["I don\'t care how politically incorrect this sounds: If you do this, you should die."\n "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand they\'re all black."\n \'I wonder if a comment saying "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand he\\\'s white again" would be at the top of a thread about a school shooting.\']'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'va... |
2,511 | ['Mario Players in a Nutshell' 'Thank you!'
'Have you ever considered making a Ness players in a nutshell before?'] [SEP] Ness is can't be high tier, because Rosalina is an unwinnable matchup | Ness is can't be high tier, because Rosalina is an unwinnable matchup | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': "['Mario Players in a Nutshell' 'Thank you!'\n 'Have you ever considered making a Ness players in a nutshell before?']"}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': "Ness is can't be high tier, because Rosalina is an unwinnable matchup"}] |
2,512 | ["Ibrahimovic accused of abusing referees in English or Italian so they can't understand insults"
'How many languages does he know?'
'At least 5 - Swedish, Dutch, Italian, French and English.'
'And he speaks Bosnian too.' 'Bosnian, Croatian, Serbian.'
"That's cheating a bit, might as well throw in Montenegrin as we... | Nah, they are all Serbs anyway. | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '["Ibrahimovic accused of abusing referees in English or Italian so they can\'t understand insults"\n \'How many languages does he know?\'\n \'At least 5 - Swedish, Dutch, Italian, French and English.\'\n \'And he speaks Bosnian too.\' \'Bosnian, Croatian, Serbian.\'\n "That\'s cheating a bi... |
2,513 | ['Dwarf Therapist updated for 42.02'
'Better title: Fortress mode is now playable on 42.02.' '*enjoyable'] [SEP] I thought we all played this game because we hate ourselves | I thought we all played this game because we hate ourselves | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': "['Dwarf Therapist updated for 42.02'\n 'Better title: Fortress mode is now playable on 42.02.' '*enjoyable']"}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': 'I thought we all played this game because we hate ourselves'}] |
2,514 | ['This hotel might have a bug problem'
'They may have been attracted to the potato the video was shot with.'
"You're so lazy that you copied an earlier comment on the same post?"] [SEP] ya man, because everyone reads every single comment before posting | ya man, because everyone reads every single comment before posting | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '[\'This hotel might have a bug problem\'\n \'They may have been attracted to the potato the video was shot with.\'\n "You\'re so lazy that you copied an earlier comment on the same post?"]'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': 'ya man, because everyone reads every single comment before posting'}] |
2,515 | ['After 81 games, Klopp has the same Win/Loss Ratio as LVG had for Man Utd'
'After 81 games, sources suggest no-one cares because Klopp has done well and LVG was dire'
"LVG won something, don't forget that."] [SEP] And he had to spend only 250 million for that one fa cup, really impressive. | And he had to spend only 250 million for that one fa cup, really impressive. | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '[\'After 81 games, Klopp has the same Win/Loss Ratio as LVG had for Man Utd\'\n \'After 81 games, sources suggest no-one cares because Klopp has done well and LVG was dire\'\n "LVG won something, don\'t forget that."]'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': 'And he had to spend only 250 million for tha... |
2,516 | ["Chillen' with my beautiful girlfriend"
'I think it would be odd to have a porn star girlfriend.'
'Sounds fun to me'
'You think when they come home they want to keep working?'] [SEP] "If you do something you love, you'll never work a day in your life." | "If you do something you love, you'll never work a day in your life." | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '["Chillen\' with my beautiful girlfriend"\n \'I think it would be odd to have a porn star girlfriend.\'\n \'Sounds fun to me\'\n \'You think when they come home they want to keep working?\']'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': '"If you do something you love, you\'ll never work a day in your life."'... |
2,517 | ['Ukraine crisis: EU gives Russia 48-hour deadline to return troops to barracks in Crimea'
'48 Hours will pass and EU will just continue being "Gravely Concerned".'
"I love how eurosceptics complain that the EU has too much power, but they criticize it when it doesn't have the authority to take a specific action."] [... | It's almost as if specific issues garner different reactions because of the complexities of the situation. | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '[\'Ukraine crisis: EU gives Russia 48-hour deadline to return troops to barracks in Crimea\'\n \'48 Hours will pass and EU will just continue being "Gravely Concerned".\'\n "I love how eurosceptics complain that the EU has too much power, but they criticize it when it doesn\'t have the auth... |
2,518 | ['144 year old manhole cover (1872, the year of production is cast into the top)'
'Where is this?'
"It's in Vienna/Austria Exact location is: 48.215508, 16.382231"] [SEP] Don't you people have street names and house #'s? | Don't you people have street names and house #'s? | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '[\'144 year old manhole cover (1872, the year of production is cast into the top)\'\n \'Where is this?\'\n "It\'s in Vienna/Austria Exact location is: 48.215508, 16.382231"]'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': "Don't you people have street names and house #'s?"}] |
2,519 | ["When i try to link my FB account to my new phone it says 'no_method_error"
"Dokkan is in maintenance/on-fire mode right now, may have issues for the next few hours until it's back up."
'Oh is it happening to you?'
"Not the specific issue you're mentioning, but not a single soul can log into Dokkan right now on Glo... | As someone without a soul, I can login to dokkan on global right now | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '["When i try to link my FB account to my new phone it says \'no_method_error"\n "Dokkan is in maintenance/on-fire mode right now, may have issues for the next few hours until it\'s back up."\n \'Oh is it happening to you?\'\n "Not the specific issue you\'re mentioning, but not a single soul... |
2,520 | ['27 Kill Bandos solo trip'
"Although this doesn't beat what I believe is a 50 kill record (I would love a video on this as I have no idea how it was done unless he prayer flicked to save prayer potions), decided to upload anyway as I was happy with it :P"
"Can't woox beat this easily?"] [SEP] Dude hush man is boaty ... | Dude hush man is boaty just circlejerk like the rest of us | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '[\'27 Kill Bandos solo trip\'\n "Although this doesn\'t beat what I believe is a 50 kill record (I would love a video on this as I have no idea how it was done unless he prayer flicked to save prayer potions), decided to upload anyway as I was happy with it :P"\n "Can\'t woox beat this easi... |
2,521 | ['PS4 Release Date To Be Announced August 20th'
'I find these "announcement about a future date about an announcement about a future date" stories kinda funny.'
"If they didn't announce the announcement, there would be no reporters to cover the announcement."] [SEP] They learned from the Saturn launch. | They learned from the Saturn launch. | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '[\'PS4 Release Date To Be Announced August 20th\'\n \'I find these "announcement about a future date about an announcement about a future date" stories kinda funny.\'\n "If they didn\'t announce the announcement, there would be no reporters to cover the announcement."]'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'v... |
2,522 | ['When all else fails, try litigation.'
"If he isn't joking, it is actually frightening how entitled he feels over another person."
'Also, Calvin *did* write her a song, so he seems to be ignoring reality.'] [SEP] Yeah but is Calvin's song as good as the OP's song which took two years and thousands of dollars to writ... | Yeah but is Calvin's song as good as the OP's song which took two years and thousands of dollars to write? | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '[\'When all else fails, try litigation.\'\n "If he isn\'t joking, it is actually frightening how entitled he feels over another person."\n \'Also, Calvin *did* write her a song, so he seems to be ignoring reality.\']'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': "Yeah but is Calvin's song as good as the OP's... |
2,523 | ["IT'S GAME DAY"
"pls edelman don't be rusty pls edelman don't be rusty pls edelman don't be rusty pls edelman don't be rusty"
"Edelman's gold, and gold doesn't rust"] [SEP] Is that some sort of Jewish joke? | Is that some sort of Jewish joke? | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '["IT\'S GAME DAY"\n "pls edelman don\'t be rusty pls edelman don\'t be rusty pls edelman don\'t be rusty pls edelman don\'t be rusty"\n "Edelman\'s gold, and gold doesn\'t rust"]'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': 'Is that some sort of Jewish joke?'}] |
2,524 | ['Obama to Palestinians: "Accept the Jewish State"'
'Obama should\'ve said: "Accept a Secular Jewish State."'
'So every other country in the Middle East can be theocratic, or at least religious, but not Israel?'] [SEP] I'm sure America supports the idea of accepting the Islamic republic of Iran. | I'm sure America supports the idea of accepting the Islamic republic of Iran. | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '[\'Obama to Palestinians: "Accept the Jewish State"\'\n \'Obama should\\\'ve said: "Accept a Secular Jewish State."\'\n \'So every other country in the Middle East can be theocratic, or at least religious, but not Israel?\']'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': "I'm sure America supports the idea of... |
2,525 | ["Dak losing it when the women's Mississippi State shocks Uconn"
'Dak is the reason why they won'
'The only reason they won was because they had an elite offensive line a great running back and good receivers'] [SEP] Also romo would have won 89 super bowls last season with that team | Also romo would have won 89 super bowls last season with that team | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '["Dak losing it when the women\'s Mississippi State shocks Uconn"\n \'Dak is the reason why they won\'\n \'The only reason they won was because they had an elite offensive line a great running back and good receivers\']'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': 'Also romo would have won 89 super bowls la... |
2,526 | ['I think we have a bright future for Hearthstone E-sports'
'That depends on blizzard.'
"Well considering blizzard has already started openly balancing for bad players, I can't see blizzard being any help."
'You must play a priest lol.'] [SEP] Why nerf priests when all they can do is take a strong monster from someo... | Why nerf priests when all they can do is take a strong monster from someone with no counter play which takes no skill at all? | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '[\'I think we have a bright future for Hearthstone E-sports\'\n \'That depends on blizzard.\'\n "Well considering blizzard has already started openly balancing for bad players, I can\'t see blizzard being any help."\n \'You must play a priest lol.\']'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': 'Why nerf pr... |
2,527 | ['"I play soccer"'
'The "well, the rest of the world actually calls it *football*" starter kit.'
"Just because a bunch of people do something a certain way doesn't make it the right way"
'But if the people who invented it are doing it that way, it does make it the right way'] [SEP] Just because they call it USA does... | Just because they call it USA doesn't mean its correct! | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '[\'"I play soccer"\'\n \'The "well, the rest of the world actually calls it *football*" starter kit.\'\n "Just because a bunch of people do something a certain way doesn\'t make it the right way"\n \'But if the people who invented it are doing it that way, it does make it the right way\']'}... |
2,528 | ['Downtown Plaza movie theater closed for major renovation'
"And it's about time, that movie theater needed some major upgrades."
'It was still leaps beyond the Tower Theater'] [SEP] But thats part of its appeal. | But thats part of its appeal. | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '[\'Downtown Plaza movie theater closed for major renovation\'\n "And it\'s about time, that movie theater needed some major upgrades."\n \'It was still leaps beyond the Tower Theater\']'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': 'But thats part of its appeal.'}] |
2,529 | ['Man says he feared for his life when anti-Trump demonstrators trashed his car'
'"i was just driving by" after going mudding in the middle of the city, apparently.'
'With American flags on.'] [SEP] oh ok, he totally deserved it then | oh ok, he totally deserved it then | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '[\'Man says he feared for his life when anti-Trump demonstrators trashed his car\'\n \'"i was just driving by" after going mudding in the middle of the city, apparently.\'\n \'With American flags on.\']'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': 'oh ok, he totally deserved it then'}] |
2,530 | ['Gucci Mane Encourages All Young Americans To Go Out & Vote'
'Make America Wop Again' 'Gucci vs Kanye 2020'] [SEP] Insinuating Kanye isn't just going to win because he's God | Insinuating Kanye isn't just going to win because he's God | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': "['Gucci Mane Encourages All Young Americans To Go Out & Vote'\n 'Make America Wop Again' 'Gucci vs Kanye 2020']"}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': "Insinuating Kanye isn't just going to win because he's God"}] |
2,531 | ['Woman in hijab attacked at UL-Lafayette by man in Trump hat: police'
'So begins The Great Hat Wars of 2016' 'TF2 started a revolution'] [SEP] What's Titanfall 2 have to do with anything? | What's Titanfall 2 have to do with anything? | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': "['Woman in hijab attacked at UL-Lafayette by man in Trump hat: police'\n 'So begins The Great Hat Wars of 2016' 'TF2 started a revolution']"}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': "What's Titanfall 2 have to do with anything?"}] |
2,532 | ["Where Each State's Most Foreign Goods Come From"
"What's Hawaii's supposed to be?" 'Indonesia'] [SEP] So, their number one import is Obama? | So, their number one import is Obama? | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '["Where Each State\'s Most Foreign Goods Come From"\n "What\'s Hawaii\'s supposed to be?" \'Indonesia\']'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': 'So, their number one import is Obama?'}] |
2,533 | ['Vertical Sources with @ShamsCharania: Atlanta is finalizing a deal to send guard Kyle Korver to the Cleveland Cavaliers.'
"Doesn't address our PG prob, but hey LeBron's sniper task force just got bigger"
"I think they have a plan for PG... I'm sure LeBron knows if Mario is interested... they do text one another..."... | Let's just cut everyone and bring the Heat back together at this point | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '[\'Vertical Sources with @ShamsCharania: Atlanta is finalizing a deal to send guard Kyle Korver to the Cleveland Cavaliers.\'\n "Doesn\'t address our PG prob, but hey LeBron\'s sniper task force just got bigger"\n "I think they have a plan for PG... I\'m sure LeBron knows if Mario is intere... |
2,534 | ['Mexico said it will not pay for a border wall'
"Living in northern Indiana, I'm more interested in a Canadian wall to keep out the wind and snow."
'Might I suggest that this wall be 700 feet tall and made of ice?'
'I think there should be some watchers on the wall too.'
'The obvious murderers and rapists?'] [SEP]... | Sorry, were deporting the Mexicans if you haven't heard | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '[\'Mexico said it will not pay for a border wall\'\n "Living in northern Indiana, I\'m more interested in a Canadian wall to keep out the wind and snow."\n \'Might I suggest that this wall be 700 feet tall and made of ice?\'\n \'I think there should be some watchers on the wall too.\'\n \'T... |
2,535 | ['Asleep on a Plane'
'Engineers would know the window has a pulldown shade.'
"Isn't that the joke?"] [SEP] No, because any joke at the expense of women is sexist | No, because any joke at the expense of women is sexist | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '[\'Asleep on a Plane\'\n \'Engineers would know the window has a pulldown shade.\'\n "Isn\'t that the joke?"]'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': 'No, because any joke at the expense of women is sexist'}] |
2,536 | ['Pound breaks $1.31 as UK retail sales smash expectations post-Brexit'
'Is this good?'
'this mean that they are selling more because the pound is weaker'
'Oh ok, so now would be a good time for a holiday in Britain?'] [SEP] It's not a third-world country yet, give it 3 more years. | It's not a third-world country yet, give it 3 more years. | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': "['Pound breaks $1.31 as UK retail sales smash expectations post-Brexit'\n 'Is this good?'\n 'this mean that they are selling more because the pound is weaker'\n 'Oh ok, so now would be a good time for a holiday in Britain?']"}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': "It's not a third-world country yet, g... |
2,537 | ['Unearthed Arcana: Ranger & Rogue'
"and we're right back to power creep, splat classes, and magic bloat from 3.x and 4."
'Explain that for literally any of these'] [SEP] more choices, that imo seem worse than the 3 from revised ranger, = power creep | more choices, that imo seem worse than the 3 from revised ranger, = power creep | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '[\'Unearthed Arcana: Ranger & Rogue\'\n "and we\'re right back to power creep, splat classes, and magic bloat from 3.x and 4."\n \'Explain that for literally any of these\']'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': 'more choices, that imo seem worse than the 3 from revised ranger, = power creep'}] |
2,538 | ["So all of these are quest items and I'm stuck carrying around 155 of them for the rest of my life."
"Well, if you're on pc, you can remove them if you want."
"I'm pretty sure he's on console, note that the Pipboy is actually displaying the LT and RT next to the buttons on the bottom."] [SEP] Well then he deserves i... | Well then he deserves it for being a peasant | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '["So all of these are quest items and I\'m stuck carrying around 155 of them for the rest of my life."\n "Well, if you\'re on pc, you can remove them if you want."\n "I\'m pretty sure he\'s on console, note that the Pipboy is actually displaying the LT and RT next to the buttons on the bott... |
2,539 | ["New Details On How And When 'Spider-Man' Factors Into Civil War"
'Calling it, Spidey is gonna get with Scarlet Witch.'
'Hes gonna be 16 in this'] [SEP] maybe 16 is the age of consent in Sokovia | maybe 16 is the age of consent in Sokovia | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '["New Details On How And When \'Spider-Man\' Factors Into Civil War"\n \'Calling it, Spidey is gonna get with Scarlet Witch.\'\n \'Hes gonna be 16 in this\']'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': 'maybe 16 is the age of consent in Sokovia'}] |
2,540 | ['Volkswagen chief executive Martin Winterkorn resigns'
'RBR Audi... Up in smoke.' 'not if you have software for that'] [SEP] Still better than a Renault engine, amirite? | Still better than a Renault engine, amirite? | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': "['Volkswagen chief executive Martin Winterkorn resigns'\n 'RBR Audi... Up in smoke.' 'not if you have software for that']"}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': 'Still better than a Renault engine, amirite?'}] |
2,541 | ['Holocaust survivor salutes US soldier who liberated him from concentration camp'
'God bless the men and women who helped free the captives of the concentration camps.'
'A lot of them were rapey Ruskies, but what the hell, God bless them too.'] [SEP] Yes because rape totally didn't happen with the US army | Yes because rape totally didn't happen with the US army | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': "['Holocaust survivor salutes US soldier who liberated him from concentration camp'\n 'God bless the men and women who helped free the captives of the concentration camps.'\n 'A lot of them were rapey Ruskies, but what the hell, God bless them too.']"}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': "Yes because ... |
2,542 | ['Saudi Arabia offers Germany 200 mosques - one for every 100 refugees who arrived last weekend'
'Yeah, totally not setting up ISIS/Wahhabism recruitment camps.'
'The fact so many people are completely dismissing that a good percentage of these refugees may have ISIS ties is scary.'] [SEP] But ISIS members are human ... | But ISIS members are human beings, show some compassion. | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': "['Saudi Arabia offers Germany 200 mosques - one for every 100 refugees who arrived last weekend'\n 'Yeah, totally not setting up ISIS/Wahhabism recruitment camps.'\n 'The fact so many people are completely dismissing that a good percentage of these refugees may have ISIS ties is scary.']"},... |
2,543 | ['GULAG'
"Didn't the Soviets do everything first except land on the moon with people"
'First journey to space, first orbit around the earth, first space station, first spacecraft to another planet, first satellite, first human habitation of space, first image of the far side of the moon, first space walk, first space... | But America went to the moon so it's aaaaaallll invalid | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '[\'GULAG\'\n "Didn\'t the Soviets do everything first except land on the moon with people"\n \'First journey to space, first orbit around the earth, first space station, first spacecraft to another planet, first satellite, first human habitation of space, first image of the far side of the ... |
2,544 | ["Kevin O'Leary's fluency in 'jobs' not good enough for Quebecers: Bernier"
"Kevin O'Leary peut aller chier." "Idem pour Maxime Bernier, d'ailleurs."] [SEP] C'est chien pour tout le monde de la Beauce qui l'aime donnnnn bien beaucoup. | C'est chien pour tout le monde de la Beauce qui l'aime donnnnn bien beaucoup. | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '["Kevin O\'Leary\'s fluency in \'jobs\' not good enough for Quebecers: Bernier"\n "Kevin O\'Leary peut aller chier." "Idem pour Maxime Bernier, d\'ailleurs."]'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': "C'est chien pour tout le monde de la Beauce qui l'aime donnnnn bien beaucoup."}] |
2,545 | ['"Devotion"' 'Why do people keep getting dumber?'
'Because only stupid people are breeding?'] [SEP] Someone should make a movie about that. | Someone should make a movie about that. | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '[\'"Devotion"\' \'Why do people keep getting dumber?\'\n \'Because only stupid people are breeding?\']'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': 'Someone should make a movie about that.'}] |
2,546 | ['Only 3 northern white rhinos left on Earth'
'goodbye white rhinos, hello truth of global ecological change made by humans.'
'An obscure subspecies of rhino going extinct is not global ecological change.'] [SEP] Yeah, because this is definitely an isolated incident that is in no way part of a larger trend. | Yeah, because this is definitely an isolated incident that is in no way part of a larger trend. | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': "['Only 3 northern white rhinos left on Earth'\n 'goodbye white rhinos, hello truth of global ecological change made by humans.'\n 'An obscure subspecies of rhino going extinct is not global ecological change.']"}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': 'Yeah, because this is definitely an isolated incide... |
2,547 | ['Aguero 2-4 ManC vs ManU' 'His 100th goal!'
"Fastest player in Manchester City's history to reach his 100th."] [SEP] City and history - doesnt add up. | City and history - doesnt add up. | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '[\'Aguero 2-4 ManC vs ManU\' \'His 100th goal!\'\n "Fastest player in Manchester City\'s history to reach his 100th."]'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': 'City and history - doesnt add up.'}] |
2,548 | ['Commitment' 'Meanwhile in Burma, kebabs are chopped by the Buddhists.'
'When your religion is so oppressive even the Buddhists hate you.'] [SEP] Yes clearly the Buddhists in Burma are the victims. | Yes clearly the Buddhists in Burma are the victims. | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': "['Commitment' 'Meanwhile in Burma, kebabs are chopped by the Buddhists.'\n 'When your religion is so oppressive even the Buddhists hate you.']"}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': 'Yes clearly the Buddhists in Burma are the victims.'}] |
2,549 | ['The chosen one'
'You gotta wonder what kind of hard stuff they were taking when they wrote that.'
'Probably the same stuff the Falcons were taking at halftime'] [SEP] They didn't take anything the patriarchy visited them during halftime and warned them what would have if they won the game. | They didn't take anything the patriarchy visited them during halftime and warned them what would have if they won the game. | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': "['The chosen one'\n 'You gotta wonder what kind of hard stuff they were taking when they wrote that.'\n 'Probably the same stuff the Falcons were taking at halftime']"}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': "They didn't take anything the patriarchy visited them during halftime and warned them what woul... |
2,550 | ['Ubisoft not hot-patching the elo bug is pathetic.'
"It likely isn't something that can be hotfixed."
'It\'s already "fixed" im sure, they just are waiting for mid season reinforcements since they apparently want to kill their community'] [SEP] I'm so glad that as someone in game development you chose to give us thi... | I'm so glad that as someone in game development you chose to give us this information | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '[\'Ubisoft not hot-patching the elo bug is pathetic.\'\n "It likely isn\'t something that can be hotfixed."\n \'It\\\'s already "fixed" im sure, they just are waiting for mid season reinforcements since they apparently want to kill their community\']'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': "I'm so glad... |
2,551 | ['The uncouth Roger Ailes: "The former Fox News chief, who stepped down last week amid sexual harassment allegations, regularly makes coarse and derogatory statements about women, homosexuals, Jews and racial minorities, several sources who have met with him said."'
'Not very surprising honestly.'
'What I found surpr... | it's been out- people were just being overly sensitive and too PC because this is totally fine. | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '[\'The uncouth Roger Ailes: "The former Fox News chief, who stepped down last week amid sexual harassment allegations, regularly makes coarse and derogatory statements about women, homosexuals, Jews and racial minorities, several sources who have met with him said."\'\n \'Not very surprisin... |
2,552 | ['A Surprising Number of Democrats Think Pizzagate Is True'
'I hate how it got labeled as "alt right homophobic conspiracy theory" faster than you could say pizza related mapped handkerchief.'
'And not a single msm outlet will touch that email.'] [SEP] You mean all the emails planted by Putin on DNC email servers? | You mean all the emails planted by Putin on DNC email servers? | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '[\'A Surprising Number of Democrats Think Pizzagate Is True\'\n \'I hate how it got labeled as "alt right homophobic conspiracy theory" faster than you could say pizza related mapped handkerchief.\'\n \'And not a single msm outlet will touch that email.\']'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': 'You m... |
2,553 | ["You're transphobic if you don't want to date a transgender"
'Or you could want kids someday.'
"Well, that's a different reason, and a completely reasonable one."] [SEP] HOW DARE YOU CALL IT REASONABLE WHEN YOU'RE SPAWNING MORE SOULS INTO THIS OPPRESSIVE PLANET! | HOW DARE YOU CALL IT REASONABLE WHEN YOU'RE SPAWNING MORE SOULS INTO THIS OPPRESSIVE PLANET! | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '["You\'re transphobic if you don\'t want to date a transgender"\n \'Or you could want kids someday.\'\n "Well, that\'s a different reason, and a completely reasonable one."]'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': "HOW DARE YOU CALL IT REASONABLE WHEN YOU'RE SPAWNING MORE SOULS INTO THIS OPPRESSIVE PLA... |
2,554 | ['Is 2K producing a new football game ?'
'if they actually do then i see a lot of people who play career mode leaving fifa'
"As long as Spike Lee doesn't write the script for it"] [SEP] Don't hate on that Spike Lee Joint | Don't hate on that Spike Lee Joint | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '[\'Is 2K producing a new football game ?\'\n \'if they actually do then i see a lot of people who play career mode leaving fifa\'\n "As long as Spike Lee doesn\'t write the script for it"]'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': "Don't hate on that Spike Lee Joint"}] |
2,555 | ['TIL Imgur was created by a redditor as a gift to reddit over 5 years ago.'
'How do you pronounce imgur?' 'Jif.'
"Ah the ol' Jraphics Interchange format."] [SEP] Yeah, because you totally pronounce Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus as "scubba" instead of "scooba." | Yeah, because you totally pronounce Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus as "scubba" instead of "scooba." | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '[\'TIL Imgur was created by a redditor as a gift to reddit over 5 years ago.\'\n \'How do you pronounce imgur?\' \'Jif.\'\n "Ah the ol\' Jraphics Interchange format."]'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': 'Yeah, because you totally pronounce Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus as "scubba" ... |
2,556 | ['0.0% of Icelanders under 25 believe that God created the world'
"I don't believe 0% of any group believes that unfortunately"
"0.0% means it could be up to 0.049% rounded off, that's an important factor here I think."
'so that means around 150 people in Iceland believe it'] [SEP] Is there even 150 people in Icelan... | Is there even 150 people in Iceland? | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '[\'0.0% of Icelanders under 25 believe that God created the world\'\n "I don\'t believe 0% of any group believes that unfortunately"\n "0.0% means it could be up to 0.049% rounded off, that\'s an important factor here I think."\n \'so that means around 150 people in Iceland believe it\']'},... |
2,557 | ['Low key af' "He's gonna kill himself and innocent people."
'Or most likely go 5-10 under the speed limit and annoy some commuters'] [SEP] Hahaha driving under the influence of drugs, funny stuff right? | Hahaha driving under the influence of drugs, funny stuff right? | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '[\'Low key af\' "He\'s gonna kill himself and innocent people."\n \'Or most likely go 5-10 under the speed limit and annoy some commuters\']'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': 'Hahaha driving under the influence of drugs, funny stuff right?'}] |
2,558 | ['Marine Who Sent One Classified Email May Get Much Worse Punishment Than Hillary'
'The title implies Clinton received punishment...what might that have been?'
'People say mean things about her on the internet.'] [SEP] She can get PTSD from that | She can get PTSD from that | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': "['Marine Who Sent One Classified Email May Get Much Worse Punishment Than Hillary'\n 'The title implies Clinton received punishment...what might that have been?'\n 'People say mean things about her on the internet.']"}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': 'She can get PTSD from that'}] |
2,559 | ["Y'all need Satan"
"Just mentioning this, most Satanists don't actually believe in Satan."
"Oh that is kind of like Scientology which doesn't really have anything do to with science."] [SEP] Umm... Thetans can be empirically measured that's why they have those E-Meters. | Umm... Thetans can be empirically measured that's why they have those E-Meters. | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '["Y\'all need Satan"\n "Just mentioning this, most Satanists don\'t actually believe in Satan."\n "Oh that is kind of like Scientology which doesn\'t really have anything do to with science."]'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': "Umm... Thetans can be empirically measured that's why they have those... |
2,560 | ['Seattle to add tax on gun, ammunition sales'
"I don't know why bullets aren't $5,000.00 a piece anyway."
"Because they're made of lead, not uranium."] [SEP] Cause lead is so much safer and not a neural inhibitor at all, it easily explains why the lifelong gun owners are rational sane citizens. | Cause lead is so much safer and not a neural inhibitor at all, it easily explains why the lifelong gun owners are rational sane citizens. | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '[\'Seattle to add tax on gun, ammunition sales\'\n "I don\'t know why bullets aren\'t $5,000.00 a piece anyway."\n "Because they\'re made of lead, not uranium."]'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': 'Cause lead is so much safer and not a neural inhibitor at all, it easily explains why the lifelong g... |
2,561 | ['Whipping'
'1990: Children crying 2015: Children having fun Truly a horrible change for the worst.'
'i miss the days when u could beat the ptsd into your children'] [SEP] I miss the days when you could physically and emotionally abuse your children and it would be okay. | I miss the days when you could physically and emotionally abuse your children and it would be okay. | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': "['Whipping'\n '1990: Children crying 2015: Children having fun Truly a horrible change for the worst.'\n 'i miss the days when u could beat the ptsd into your children']"}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': 'I miss the days when you could physically and emotionally abuse your children and it would b... |
2,562 | ['Chuck Gormley on Twitter: Capitals in the market for a top line RW.'
'Imagine Kessel and Ovi playing on the same line, not only it would be one of the scariest lines, but can\'t wait for all the people start making fun of it saying it the "laziest line" or the "worse defensive line" heck watching Don Cherry have a f... | Yeah, when Kessel and Ovi aren't being lazy | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '[\'Chuck Gormley on Twitter: Capitals in the market for a top line RW.\'\n \'Imagine Kessel and Ovi playing on the same line, not only it would be one of the scariest lines, but can\\\'t wait for all the people start making fun of it saying it the "laziest line" or the "worse defensive line... |
2,563 | ['Aside from Affleck and Eastwood, who is the best actor turned director Dont hate me, but I think that George Clooney is a pretty good behind the camera, and yes I did see the Monuments Men'
'Mel Gibson' 'Agreed, dude hasn\'t directed a "bad" movie.'
'Trailer for hacksaw ridge looks good, that streak might continue'... | Child rape is not the crime that anti-semitism is. | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '[\'Aside from Affleck and Eastwood, who is the best actor turned director Dont hate me, but I think that George Clooney is a pretty good behind the camera, and yes I did see the Monuments Men\'\n \'Mel Gibson\' \'Agreed, dude hasn\\\'t directed a "bad" movie.\'\n \'Trailer for hacksaw ridge... |
2,564 | ['Liberals pay $33 million to stay in F-35 program, despite promise not to buy it'
'Honestly if Trumps gets in the last thing we want is to buy the F35.'
'Explain how Trump being g elected alters our choice of aircraft?'
'When emperor Cheeto dust finds out we have a mostly unguarded border, we will probably need a p... | Because Trump is so warlike unlike Hillary Clinton. | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': "['Liberals pay $33 million to stay in F-35 program, despite promise not to buy it'\n 'Honestly if Trumps gets in the last thing we want is to buy the F35.'\n 'Explain how Trump being g elected alters our choice of aircraft?'\n 'When emperor Cheeto dust finds out we have a mostly unguarded b... |
2,565 | ['Senators move to ban use of taxpayer dollars to pay NFL teams to honor troops'
'yeah how about we just honor the troops by using that money directly toward them?'
'Yeah, I mean, has anyone noticed that the VA is still a smoldering wreck?'] [SEP] Yea but those guys are done fighting for us so not that big of a deal. | Yea but those guys are done fighting for us so not that big of a deal. | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': "['Senators move to ban use of taxpayer dollars to pay NFL teams to honor troops'\n 'yeah how about we just honor the troops by using that money directly toward them?'\n 'Yeah, I mean, has anyone noticed that the VA is still a smoldering wreck?']"}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': 'Yea but those gu... |
2,566 | ['Canadian Olympic Curling team'
'What I learned from reddit today: All Canadian female Winter Olympic athletes are attractive.'
"You can't argue with science."] [SEP] I don't know, Ken Ham did a pretty good job. | I don't know, Ken Ham did a pretty good job. | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '[\'Canadian Olympic Curling team\'\n \'What I learned from reddit today: All Canadian female Winter Olympic athletes are attractive.\'\n "You can\'t argue with science."]'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': "I don't know, Ken Ham did a pretty good job."}] |
2,567 | ['The best dollar pizza in NYC'
'Why are shady characters attracted to these places?'
"So being poor now automatically brands one as being 'shady'?"
'I meant the vagrants who hang outside and ask people for money not customers.'] [SEP] Nah man, those are the people who give this city "culture", true New Yorkers | Nah man, those are the people who give this city "culture", true New Yorkers | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '[\'The best dollar pizza in NYC\'\n \'Why are shady characters attracted to these places?\'\n "So being poor now automatically brands one as being \'shady\'?"\n \'I meant the vagrants who hang outside and ask people for money not customers.\']'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': 'Nah man, those are... |
2,568 | ['China says it firmly supports European integration process'
'I am not surprised, it is very much in their interests to have a strong united Europe.'
'Serious question: how so?'
'China\'s policy is pretty much: "Peace and stability works for us."'
'Except when it comes to things like Tibet and the Spratly Islands.... | Yes, wanting China to give up 1/3 of its land will surely be a great cause for stability! | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '[\'China says it firmly supports European integration process\'\n \'I am not surprised, it is very much in their interests to have a strong united Europe.\'\n \'Serious question: how so?\'\n \'China\\\'s policy is pretty much: "Peace and stability works for us."\'\n \'Except when it comes t... |
2,569 | ['Hamilton retiree uses electric fence to jump-start heart'
"I didn't realize Hamilton had been running that long."
"I'm from New Zealand (where Hamilton is) and even I thought that reading the title."] [SEP] Well, It's not as if Hamilton will ever be relevant anyway. | Well, It's not as if Hamilton will ever be relevant anyway. | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '[\'Hamilton retiree uses electric fence to jump-start heart\'\n "I didn\'t realize Hamilton had been running that long."\n "I\'m from New Zealand (where Hamilton is) and even I thought that reading the title."]'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': "Well, It's not as if Hamilton will ever be relevant... |
2,570 | ['Can we talk about psychological plays For example, throwing down your 1 as nu wa and run the opposite direction and back ;)'
'As Ares, I like to casually stroll into a group of enemies just to watch them scatter.'
'Or pop their beads.'
"You're playing against some absolute Grade A shitters if they pop beads *befor... | Got to watch out for those stray chains | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '[\'Can we talk about psychological plays For example, throwing down your 1 as nu wa and run the opposite direction and back ;)\'\n \'As Ares, I like to casually stroll into a group of enemies just to watch them scatter.\'\n \'Or pop their beads.\'\n "You\'re playing against some absolute Gr... |
2,571 | ['Give me that #1 browser' "That doesn't look like a firefox."
'You misspelled Safari.'] [SEP] That's a funny way to say internet explorer. | That's a funny way to say internet explorer. | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '[\'Give me that #1 browser\' "That doesn\'t look like a firefox."\n \'You misspelled Safari.\']'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': "That's a funny way to say internet explorer."}] |
2,572 | ['Early morning sled dog'
'ITT: Sensitive kids reminding each other the dog is happy.'
'This annoys you in some way?'] [SEP] Yeah, don't you just hate it when other people have.. *empathy*, ugh. | Yeah, don't you just hate it when other people have.. *empathy*, ugh. | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': "['Early morning sled dog'\n 'ITT: Sensitive kids reminding each other the dog is happy.'\n 'This annoys you in some way?']"}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': "Yeah, don't you just hate it when other people have.. *empathy*, ugh."}] |
2,573 | ['One dudes extreme journey through body modification'
'"Am I interesting yet?"'
'Considering the popularity of this thread, at least some people find this interesting in one way or another.'] [SEP] Yes, because each upvote means that person finds what he did totally awesome and cool. | Yes, because each upvote means that person finds what he did totally awesome and cool. | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '[\'One dudes extreme journey through body modification\'\n \'"Am I interesting yet?"\'\n \'Considering the popularity of this thread, at least some people find this interesting in one way or another.\']'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': 'Yes, because each upvote means that person finds what he di... |
2,574 | ['Russia effectively at war with Europe: Lithuanian president.'
"*Yeah* If we can not go to war with Russia, that'd be great."
'All of these idiots agitating for war are way scarier than Russia.'] [SEP] Because appeasement is how you stop wars! | Because appeasement is how you stop wars! | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '[\'Russia effectively at war with Europe: Lithuanian president.\'\n "*Yeah* If we can not go to war with Russia, that\'d be great."\n \'All of these idiots agitating for war are way scarier than Russia.\']'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': 'Because appeasement is how you stop wars!'}] |
2,575 | ["Cannabis Oil Activist Shona Banda( the woman who's son spoke up at school to DARE about his mother using cannabis oil to save her life), Now Facing Felony Charges, Speaks Out (reposting)"
'Being charged with a felony for anything having to do with marijuana is absolutely obscene and archaic.'
'not to mention its li... | She should just eat OxyContin and colonopin like a red blooded American would | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '["Cannabis Oil Activist Shona Banda( the woman who\'s son spoke up at school to DARE about his mother using cannabis oil to save her life), Now Facing Felony Charges, Speaks Out (reposting)"\n \'Being charged with a felony for anything having to do with marijuana is absolutely obscene and a... |
2,576 | ["A theory for Jake jr's messed up face"
"There's nothing wrong with her face :) That's why it has never been addressed."
'Why do you think that?'] [SEP] Because *everyone* is beautiful, didn't you get the memo? | Because *everyone* is beautiful, didn't you get the memo? | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '["A theory for Jake jr\'s messed up face"\n "There\'s nothing wrong with her face :) That\'s why it has never been addressed."\n \'Why do you think that?\']'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': "Because *everyone* is beautiful, didn't you get the memo?"}] |
2,577 | ["Forcillo's wife pleads for his freedom"
"Whatever, they're just afraid he won't be able to get his daily cheeseburger requirement in the clink."
"I'm sure there will be more than enough of his new roommates who will be happy to put some meat between his buns for him."] [SEP] Hahahaha it's real funny to make jokes a... | Hahahaha it's real funny to make jokes about rape! | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '["Forcillo\'s wife pleads for his freedom"\n "Whatever, they\'re just afraid he won\'t be able to get his daily cheeseburger requirement in the clink."\n "I\'m sure there will be more than enough of his new roommates who will be happy to put some meat between his buns for him."]'}, {'from':... |
2,578 | ["d'Arnaud in traffic after tonight's victory"
'"Let\'s take this sh**" and when I said I wanted to see some October baseball here, he replied with a "NOVEMBER!"'
'What kinda car he whipping in?' 'Toyota Tundra TRD edition'] [SEP] What was his license plate number? | What was his license plate number? | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '["d\'Arnaud in traffic after tonight\'s victory"\n \'"Let\\\'s take this sh**" and when I said I wanted to see some October baseball here, he replied with a "NOVEMBER!"\'\n \'What kinda car he whipping in?\' \'Toyota Tundra TRD edition\']'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': 'What was his license pl... |
2,579 | ["Hearthhead's Mean Streets of Gadgetzan Card Reveal: Bomb Squad"
'Now this is a Purify target I can get behind.' '7 Mana 2/2, nice'] [SEP] draw a card tho I can see some value there | draw a card tho I can see some value there | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '["Hearthhead\'s Mean Streets of Gadgetzan Card Reveal: Bomb Squad"\n \'Now this is a Purify target I can get behind.\' \'7 Mana 2/2, nice\']'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': 'draw a card tho I can see some value there'}] |
2,580 | ['Marcus Smith on the trade block?'
"How about we list players who won't get traded" 'Cody Parkey'
'He better not get traded'] [SEP] Parkey is white, he obviously won't be traded | Parkey is white, he obviously won't be traded | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '[\'Marcus Smith on the trade block?\'\n "How about we list players who won\'t get traded" \'Cody Parkey\'\n \'He better not get traded\']'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': "Parkey is white, he obviously won't be traded"}] |
2,581 | ['Disrupting Internet Access Is A Human Rights Violation, UN Says'
'So kids, next time Mom and Dad threaten to take away your internet access, report them to The Hague.'
'Literally a war crime.'] [SEP] Disrupting internet access, making the holocaust look like summer camp since 2016 | Disrupting internet access, making the holocaust look like summer camp since 2016 | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': "['Disrupting Internet Access Is A Human Rights Violation, UN Says'\n 'So kids, next time Mom and Dad threaten to take away your internet access, report them to The Hague.'\n 'Literally a war crime.']"}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': 'Disrupting internet access, making the holocaust look like sum... |
2,582 | ['What is a common misconception about your main?'
"That she's OP, and should be banned"
'They have a Bayo flair now, just so you know.'] [SEP] Pretty sure they're talking about zelda | Pretty sure they're talking about zelda | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '[\'What is a common misconception about your main?\'\n "That she\'s OP, and should be banned"\n \'They have a Bayo flair now, just so you know.\']'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': "Pretty sure they're talking about zelda"}] |
2,583 | ['Facebook delivers gold like Dominoes - "Birthday head" proposition'
'i love the "ugh fine" at the end like somehow HE\'S the one being inconvenienced by all this'
'I think he may have rubbed one out in the course of this conversation, and that little bit at the end is his rational brain coming back online.'
"That'... | Oh, you'd just *love* to be able to have a two month orgasm, wouldn't you? | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '[\'Facebook delivers gold like Dominoes - "Birthday head" proposition\'\n \'i love the "ugh fine" at the end like somehow HE\\\'S the one being inconvenienced by all this\'\n \'I think he may have rubbed one out in the course of this conversation, and that little bit at the end is his ratio... |
2,584 | ["Dozens Burned During Tony Robbins 'Motivational' Exercise"
'Oh, I liked Tom Robbins.' 'Why?'] [SEP] He was great in The Shawshank Redemption. | He was great in The Shawshank Redemption. | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '["Dozens Burned During Tony Robbins \'Motivational\' Exercise"\n \'Oh, I liked Tom Robbins.\' \'Why?\']'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': 'He was great in The Shawshank Redemption.'}] |
2,585 | ['So this just happens when olm was at 5% after a 1.5 hour raid'
"But doesn't kicking decrease the chance of getting good loot?"
"Maybe he doesn't care and just likes being an asshole."] [SEP] Maybe it's how he likes to play the game | Maybe it's how he likes to play the game | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '[\'So this just happens when olm was at 5% after a 1.5 hour raid\'\n "But doesn\'t kicking decrease the chance of getting good loot?"\n "Maybe he doesn\'t care and just likes being an asshole."]'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': "Maybe it's how he likes to play the game"}] |
2,586 | ['"But RG is OP only when overlevelled..."'
'you didnt actually use the RG in the match right?'
"Actually i tried to use it as much as the other cards but i have to admit he didn't do most of the damage"
'Because what you just posted shows that if anything, Zap bait decks are OP, you can play them with pretty much 7... | But you can see my opponents played "OP bait decks" and still lost... How is that even possible i thought these decks always win | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '[\'"But RG is OP only when overlevelled..."\'\n \'you didnt actually use the RG in the match right?\'\n "Actually i tried to use it as much as the other cards but i have to admit he didn\'t do most of the damage"\n \'Because what you just posted shows that if anything, Zap bait decks are OP... |
2,587 | ['Magic MLM coffee gives you magic abs'
'more like: before passing food baby, after passing a food baby.'
"Exactly, I hate how finicky my abs can be sometimes, one second they're sharp and defined the next I'm staring at myself in the mirror asking how I let myself go even though I literally had abs an hour ago lol"]... | That's clearly proof washboard abs are an unrealistic body ideal that no normal person can attain without exercising for hours a day. | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '[\'Magic MLM coffee gives you magic abs\'\n \'more like: before passing food baby, after passing a food baby.\'\n "Exactly, I hate how finicky my abs can be sometimes, one second they\'re sharp and defined the next I\'m staring at myself in the mirror asking how I let myself go even though ... |
2,588 | ['FWD good question'
'Probably something to do with not wanting to be beheaded meema'
"It's almost like they think Mexico doesn't have cartel violence."] [SEP] The resorts dont, just stay there. | The resorts dont, just stay there. | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '[\'FWD good question\'\n \'Probably something to do with not wanting to be beheaded meema\'\n "It\'s almost like they think Mexico doesn\'t have cartel violence."]'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': 'The resorts dont, just stay there.'}] |
2,589 | ['A black labrador has been trained to sniff out bowel cancer in Japan, and with the same detection accuracy as a colonoscopy.'
'This is animal cruelty, no dog wants to sniff butts all day!'
"You've obviously never spent much time around dogs."] [SEP] perhaps I should have included an | perhaps I should have included an | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '[\'A black labrador has been trained to sniff out bowel cancer in Japan, and with the same detection accuracy as a colonoscopy.\'\n \'This is animal cruelty, no dog wants to sniff butts all day!\'\n "You\'ve obviously never spent much time around dogs."]'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': 'perhaps... |
2,590 | ['Rest in Peace our Beloved Companion'
'I, for one, welcome not being locked out of the last control point of Dustbowl by half a dozen Demos anymore.'
'because Dustbowl is a good map in the first place'] [SEP] make one entrance and a small easily covered tunnel mapdesign 101 | make one entrance and a small easily covered tunnel mapdesign 101 | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': "['Rest in Peace our Beloved Companion'\n 'I, for one, welcome not being locked out of the last control point of Dustbowl by half a dozen Demos anymore.'\n 'because Dustbowl is a good map in the first place']"}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': 'make one entrance and a small easily covered tunnel ma... |
2,591 | ['Jkaem to Mousesports confirmed.' 'He sounds really sarcastic'
'He sure does, but I would love to see Jkaem with another team sooner than later.'
"dw he'll be on a norwegian team with rubino, rain & polly once faze splits up"] [SEP] Yes rain would leave faze with what he's making for boosting them | Yes rain would leave faze with what he's making for boosting them | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '[\'Jkaem to Mousesports confirmed.\' \'He sounds really sarcastic\'\n \'He sure does, but I would love to see Jkaem with another team sooner than later.\'\n "dw he\'ll be on a norwegian team with rubino, rain & polly once faze splits up"]'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': "Yes rain would leave fa... |
2,592 | ['Thousands of London banking job cuts to start next week'
'freaking wake up call to the U.S if donald trump wins.'
'Are you saying Trump will force the US to leave the EU?'] [SEP] of course thats exactly what I'm saying! | of course thats exactly what I'm saying! | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': "['Thousands of London banking job cuts to start next week'\n 'freaking wake up call to the U.S if donald trump wins.'\n 'Are you saying Trump will force the US to leave the EU?']"}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': "of course thats exactly what I'm saying!"}] |
2,593 | ['New Bernie Sanders mural popped up in Richmond, Virginia'
"God I can't wait till he goes away"
"Gotta make him seem young and hip otherwise voters might remember that he's **75 years old** and get concerned about him running the country."] [SEP] Because all the other viable candidates are much younger and more capa... | Because all the other viable candidates are much younger and more capable of running the country. | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '[\'New Bernie Sanders mural popped up in Richmond, Virginia\'\n "God I can\'t wait till he goes away"\n "Gotta make him seem young and hip otherwise voters might remember that he\'s **75 years old** and get concerned about him running the country."]'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': 'Because all ... |
2,594 | ['Need a Gold Sink?' "I'd pay 10 bucks to get that diablo as a skin"
'It used to be in the game and then they turned him into the middle aged fatty diablo we have now.'] [SEP] That's what we get with them catering to US audience | That's what we get with them catering to US audience | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '[\'Need a Gold Sink?\' "I\'d pay 10 bucks to get that diablo as a skin"\n \'It used to be in the game and then they turned him into the middle aged fatty diablo we have now.\']'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': "That's what we get with them catering to US audience"}] |
2,595 | ['Comedian Amy Schumer to perform in Rochester May 6'
'Whose jokes will she be performing?'
'The only time you hear about a comedian stealing jokes is when they are more successful with them than the creator.'] [SEP] oh yeah, Carlos Mencia's career is huge now. | oh yeah, Carlos Mencia's career is huge now. | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': "['Comedian Amy Schumer to perform in Rochester May 6'\n 'Whose jokes will she be performing?'\n 'The only time you hear about a comedian stealing jokes is when they are more successful with them than the creator.']"}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': "oh yeah, Carlos Mencia's career is huge now."}] |
2,596 | ['Kevin Feige says Marvel Cinematic Universe will have an LGBTQ character within the next decade'
'Dont force it' 'What do you mean?'] [SEP] Meaning have the character, but don't talk about it or address it in any real way because that might make him uncomfortable | Meaning have the character, but don't talk about it or address it in any real way because that might make him uncomfortable | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': "['Kevin Feige says Marvel Cinematic Universe will have an LGBTQ character within the next decade'\n 'Dont force it' 'What do you mean?']"}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': "Meaning have the character, but don't talk about it or address it in any real way because that might make him uncomfortable"}... |
2,597 | ['The Walking Dead\'s Jeffrey Dean Morgan slams "racist" t-shirt controversy: "People are stupid"'
'If a shirt that says "Eeny meeny miny moe" genuinely outrages you, you have bigger problems in life.'
'Soon as I saw the individual who complained say, "If I were black," I knew exactly what type of person this was.'
... | Wow, did you just assume her gender? | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '[\'The Walking Dead\\\'s Jeffrey Dean Morgan slams "racist" t-shirt controversy: "People are stupid"\'\n \'If a shirt that says "Eeny meeny miny moe" genuinely outrages you, you have bigger problems in life.\'\n \'Soon as I saw the individual who complained say, "If I were black," I knew ex... |
2,598 | ["I don't see a problem with it."
'What about testing those who allocate how the money is to be spent?'
"I'm pretty sure they're being tested too"] [SEP] Glad to see that it's working so well | Glad to see that it's working so well | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '["I don\'t see a problem with it."\n \'What about testing those who allocate how the money is to be spent?\'\n "I\'m pretty sure they\'re being tested too"]'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': "Glad to see that it's working so well"}] |
2,599 | ['2923: Opening Up'
"Settle in folks, we're about to enter a storm of feels."
'BATTEN THE HATCHES, CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT HO!'] [SEP] I think calling her a ho might be a bit excessive | I think calling her a ho might be a bit excessive | 1 | [{'from': 'human', 'value': '[\'2923: Opening Up\'\n "Settle in folks, we\'re about to enter a storm of feels."\n \'BATTEN THE HATCHES, CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT HO!\']'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': 'I think calling her a ho might be a bit excessive'}] |
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