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1avzkfy | why is the dude not there did i get the hammer thing to early? | https://www.reddit.com/r/GodofWarRagnarok/comments/1avzkfy/why_is_the_dude_not_there_did_i_get_the_hammer/ | 2024-02-21T01:43:52 | Puzzled-Ad-5754 | GodofWarRagnarok | 13 | 15 | en | 0.9698 | ["https://www.reddit.com/gallery/1avzkfy"] |
193r72s | LETS GO! ARCHMAGE: After 5 days farm, farm on both my acc, finnaly i can put it on my bank right now | https://www.reddit.com/r/AQW/comments/193r72s/lets_go_archmage/ | 2024-01-11T02:59:27 | CodAshamed95 | AQW | 65 | 32 | en | 0.8977 | ["https://i.redd.it/pg2v3k6t7qbc1.png"] |
1cryben | That's a good chemistry pick up line: https://preview.redd.it/ektkpzl8jf0d1.jpg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a551935055c71fd55d82893a78d1dd29fa9b1519 | https://www.reddit.com/r/sciencememes/comments/1cryben/thats_a_good_chemistry_pick_up_line/ | 2024-05-14T17:47:18 | TeenGlowMint | sciencememes | 16 | 77 | en | 0.331 | [] |
1blpw0b | A bizzare thing someone did to you while swearing it's normal?: I'll start, I was a 16/17 year old guy shopping at a crowded clothes store when I went inside a changeroom to try out some clothes. My mistake was that I didn't lock the door. A few seconds later and after I had my shirt off, the door suddenly springed open and I just saw a guy poke his head in, I thought he made a mistake and tried to close the door with my one unoccupied hand but this 25 something guy just forces through?? And then he locked the door. This all happened fast. I started visibly panicking and could barely muster up the voice to ask him to leave. He was like 'Hey its fine, we are guys' then he just started trying out the shirt he brought. Our backs to each other. I wasn't sure how to react to that so I said nothing else. Wasn't quite panicking anymore but still dazzled. Realised I was standing shirtless all this time so started trying one out as well. Well, he noticed my discomfort while still changing and proceeded to tell me of the time he went to the northern areas with his friends and they didn't have enough changerooms so 2-3 guys had to change together. I was annoyed, didn't engage. It took him a minute, and then he disappeared like a ghost. But it felt like a long time. I am posting this because I am still not sure if I overeacted. Anyone has a similar experince? And can a Pakistani man who actually lives in the country tell me whether this was okay? | https://www.reddit.com/r/karachi/comments/1blpw0b/a_bizzare_thing_someone_did_to_you_while_swearing/ | 2024-03-23T11:21:37 | Impartial_Banana | karachi | 45 | 341 | en | 0.9932 | [] |
191hvsz | [BO3] Servers be like. | https://www.reddit.com/r/CallOfDuty/comments/191hvsz/bo3_servers_be_like/ | 2024-01-08T10:06:03 | Connorray1234 | CallOfDuty | 11 | 9 | en | 0.4099 | ["https://v.redd.it/5lsifg12x6bc1", "https://v.redd.it/5lsifg12x6bc1/DASH_1080.mp4?source=fallback"] |
1cz68dp | 🐈 | https://www.reddit.com/r/sploot/comments/1cz68dp/_/ | 2024-05-23T22:57:36 | outdoorsman845 | sploot | 40 | 4 | fr | 0.9993 | ["https://i.redd.it/17b15u8ta92d1.jpeg"] |
1bkz181 | Period underwear : I posted on the period underwear subreddit about looking for some reliable period underwear for heavy Endo bleeding that didn't leak out the sides. I mentioned how I can't use cups, discs, or tampons because it really hurts to have anything in there for a long time so anything used as a "backup" wouldn't really work. I use disposable pads but ideally in a perfect world would love not to. There's comments on there about trying different discs and everything and I don't know why, but it makes me so self conscious that I can't wear that stuff and people tell me that I should be able to. I even had a pelvic floor PT ask if I thought that might be all in my head. So could it be all in my head? | https://www.reddit.com/r/Endo/comments/1bkz181/period_underwear/ | 2024-03-22T13:18:29 | Important-Pie-1141 | Endo | 19 | 160 | en | 0.9826 | [] |
19ao4y2 | Shinny dark quarter ? I don't believe this is environmental.. ideas? | https://www.reddit.com/r/coins/comments/19ao4y2/shinny_dark_quarter_i_dont_believe_this_is/ | 2024-01-19T17:13:28 | Realistic-Shopping76 | coins | 99 | 15 | en | 0.889 | ["https://www.reddit.com/gallery/19ao4y2"] |
1d7jst0 | Average PF chat | https://www.reddit.com/r/PhantomForces/comments/1d7jst0/average_pf_chat/ | 2024-06-04T00:15:35 | IcedTea9414 | PhantomForces | 76 | 4 | en | 0.6711 | ["https://i.redd.it/yzc8f9wn6g4d1.png"] |
1c554qv | I did it: Fellow lab rats, it is with great pleasure I inform you I’ve done it. I successfully defended my PhD today after many years of trials and tribulations. 😎 | https://www.reddit.com/r/labrats/comments/1c554qv/i_did_it/ | 2024-04-16T02:37:00 | leavesandwood | labrats | 635 | 40 | en | 0.9796 | [] |
1b4fwoz | Out of juice! Recharge! | https://www.reddit.com/r/WhatsWrongWithYourCat/comments/1b4fwoz/out_of_juice_recharge/ | 2024-03-02T04:52:20 | Nucksy1 | WhatsWrongWithYourCat | 190 | 7 | en | 0.8444 | ["https://i.redd.it/fg61rbzfqulc1.jpeg"] |
1ai8hkv | Ancient and Native American Barbies | https://www.reddit.com/r/Barbie/comments/1ai8hkv/ancient_and_native_american_barbies/ | 2024-02-03T22:46:53 | dubiousbutterfly | Barbie | 239 | 7 | en | 0.9097 | ["https://www.reddit.com/gallery/1ai8hkv"] |
1abvwi7 | Junkers JU-87 Stuka | https://www.reddit.com/r/Historycord/comments/1abvwi7/junkers_ju87_stuka/ | 2024-01-26T23:11:52 | Quick_Presentation11 | Historycord | 61 | 10 | en | 0.3579 | ["https://i.redd.it/e2k4feps9vec1.jpeg"] |
1cqcv2d | Wat betekent het schrappen van het papieren kassaticket voor u? ‘Er zijn toch minder ingrijpende oplossingen’ | https://www.reddit.com/r/belgium/comments/1cqcv2d/wat_betekent_het_schrappen_van_het_papieren/ | 2024-05-12T17:19:07 | Cugel_de_Slimme | belgium | 19 | 45 | nl | 0.9981 | ["https://www.demorgen.be/nieuws/wat-betekent-het-schrappen-van-het-papieren-kassaticket-voor-u-er-zijn-toch-minder-ingrijpende-oplossingen~b77e5812/"] |
18zzg9a | I beat all the Lynels in the floating coliseum last night!: That’s it. I’m by no means the best player during combat, but I did it and I’m proud!! 😭 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TOTK/comments/18zzg9a/i_beat_all_the_lynels_in_the_floating_coliseum/ | 2024-01-06T12:57:26 | Watcher0705 | TOTK | 147 | 46 | en | 0.9627 | [] |
1ae231q | Describe your favorite PT song in the worst way possible!: Image unrelated. | https://www.reddit.com/r/PizzaTower/comments/1ae231q/describe_your_favorite_pt_song_in_the_worst_way/ | 2024-01-29T18:18:15 | ktosieks | PizzaTower | 801 | 15 | en | 0.7991 | ["https://i.redd.it/be1yr9758ffc1.jpeg"] |
1at9v75 | Near the sea. My oil painting on hardboard. 2023 | https://www.reddit.com/r/beach/comments/1at9v75/near_the_sea_my_oil_painting_on_hardboard_2023/ | 2024-02-17T19:20:52 | PrusRuslan | beach | 16 | 14 | en | 0.9192 | ["https://i.redd.it/stz1o0km47jc1.jpeg"] |
1andoaw | UWU | https://www.reddit.com/r/MonsterHunter/comments/1andoaw/uwu/ | 2024-02-10T10:46:22 | DolphinDiver13 | MonsterHunter | 2,808 | 4 | de | 0.7116 | ["https://v.redd.it/06pqm8ifmqhc1", "https://v.redd.it/06pqm8ifmqhc1/DASH_1080.mp4?source=fallback"] |
1d4bvo3 | first time girlmoding in months | https://www.reddit.com/r/transpositive/comments/1d4bvo3/first_time_girlmoding_in_months/ | 2024-05-30T19:12:58 | LegoStarWars935 | transpositive | 50 | 8 | en | 0.8464 | ["https://i.redd.it/iauwa2925m3d1.jpeg"] |
194vagc | [Schefter] It’s a new era in New England: the Patriots have hired Jerod Mayo as their next head coach and he will be formally introduced at a press conference next week, a source tells ESPN. | https://www.reddit.com/r/buffalobills/comments/194vagc/schefter_its_a_new_era_in_new_england_the/ | 2024-01-12T13:39:46 | pixel_pete | buffalobills | 102 | 45 | en | 0.951 | ["https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1745800729757966447?t=eFJ12HA8T_eDU2njXPVFqw&s=19"] |
1bs8w3i | Just downloaded the Sessanta EPPP. The Primus song is easily my favorite | https://www.reddit.com/r/aperfectcircle/comments/1bs8w3i/just_downloaded_the_sessanta_eppp_the_primus_song/ | 2024-03-31T12:06:49 | Maskedhorrorfan25 | aperfectcircle | 21 | 19 | en | 0.827 | ["https://i.redd.it/m30h72aeunrc1.jpeg"] |
1cx7bij | She understood the assignment | https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/1cx7bij/she_understood_the_assignment/ | 2024-05-21T13:00:20 | maltamur | TikTokCringe | 1,358 | 5 | en | 0.9787 | ["https://v.redd.it/rkcrtvff2s1d1", "https://v.redd.it/rkcrtvff2s1d1/DASH_480.mp4?source=fallback"] |
1atj1z2 | NJP Concerns: I’m a 20y old PFC. I’m at the school house and was caught in a females room. I’m not sure if they are going to NJP me or give me a 6105 but will an NJP for that ruin my career? No alcohol nor Sexual activity was involved. | https://www.reddit.com/r/USMCboot/comments/1atj1z2/njp_concerns/ | 2024-02-18T02:14:12 | Smart-Regular4091 | USMCboot | 12 | 71 | en | 0.9698 | [] |
1c3rzsc | hmmmm | https://www.reddit.com/r/sciencememes/comments/1c3rzsc/hmmmm/ | 2024-04-14T12:03:41 | Loose-Opportunity-48 | sciencememes | 386 | 3 | de | 0.8148 | ["https://i.redd.it/xcqftwx7qfuc1.png"] |
1dbglnn | P1915: Man I love these things. Winchester and Remington. The Remington now has rear peep still searching for original front. The Winchester is so pristine I’ll never shoot it. Got the Eddystone and Winchester M1917s too. Winchester appears to be modified by Japan for the type 30 bayonet, for police use in the Philippines. | https://www.reddit.com/r/milsurp/comments/1dbglnn/p1915/ | 2024-06-09T00:06:38 | Strykr-AU | milsurp | 41 | 76 | en | 0.8635 | ["https://www.reddit.com/gallery/1dbglnn"] |
1db4rht | Some color studies I have been doing for like, 3 months? Critics are apprecciated, I just started learning to paint by my own (all are 30-50 minute studies) | https://www.reddit.com/r/learntodraw/comments/1db4rht/some_color_studies_i_have_been_doing_for_like_3/ | 2024-06-08T14:55:39 | DimondFlame | learntodraw | 75 | 37 | en | 0.9836 | ["https://www.reddit.com/gallery/1db4rht"] |
1ai90p1 | Are there so many trolls on this subreddit?: I’m following this subreddit for a few months now and every single day someone is complaining about the lack of offline mode or the fact that all data is on their servers, the new calendar app and so o. I can barely believe that the people posting this stuff didn’t see the other similar topics because, jesus, 80% of the posts here are about these things. Makes me wonder if it not a targeted campaign of other competitors that want to shine a bad light on Notion. I lost my hope to learn new stuff and tricks about Notion here. | https://www.reddit.com/r/Notion/comments/1ai90p1/are_there_so_many_trolls_on_this_subreddit/ | 2024-02-03T23:10:41 | apoch8000 | Notion | 87 | 130 | en | 0.9531 | [] |
1d9m17f | cool rear bumpers?: Hey, I’ve damage on my msport rear bumper so any cool rear bumper recommendations?? all pics welcome or if anyone’s selling any let me know! | https://www.reddit.com/r/e46/comments/1d9m17f/cool_rear_bumpers/ | 2024-06-06T16:13:36 | niamh16 | e46 | 10 | 40 | en | 0.6832 | ["https://i.redd.it/nvfohhxh7z4d1.jpeg"] |
1ael8ot | Però dai non ci sono solo errori... | https://www.reddit.com/r/paperearmate/comments/1ael8ot/però_dai_non_ci_sono_solo_errori/ | 2024-01-30T10:20:25 | MauN90 | paperearmate | 104 | 15 | it | 0.9999 | ["https://i.redd.it/wnt9op3tzjfc1.jpeg"] |
1ar4xo6 | I have so many questions, he is not even a medic wtf | https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/1ar4xo6/i_have_so_many_questions_he_is_not_even_a_medic/ | 2024-02-15T02:28:55 | AlternativeVideo6256 | tf2 | 45 | 15 | en | 0.9941 | ["https://i.redd.it/fa4miu50unic1.png"] |
1byvfy9 | Identified Hormonal Acne Culprit…: I've been battling hormonal acne for over a year, trying countless skincare routines and diet changes to no avail. I couldn't figure out why my skin was rebelling, especially around my forehead and chin. I figured out my breakouts were consistent with hormonal acne. I struggled every day with a painful pimple. A new pimple appeared as soon as others healed. I’ve been following a strict skincare routine for almost 3 years now and nothing seemed to work. I blamed everything from stress to diet until a revelation struck me two weeks ago – coffee. I decided to bid farewell to my beloved espresso habit, and within days, I noticed a significant change. I only have scars now but I have not discovered any new pimples in the last week and a half! If you're grappling with stubborn acne like I was, consider giving up coffee a shot. It might just be the game-changer you've been searching for! Cheers to clearer skin and the unexpected revelations along the way. 🍾🎉 | https://www.reddit.com/r/SkincareAddicts/comments/1byvfy9/identified_hormonal_acne_culprit/ | 2024-04-08T11:25:55 | Mental-Competition45 | SkincareAddicts | 401 | 227 | en | 0.9656 | [] |
1c579q9 | Huh?: My opponent disconnected and I won (we didn’t even start the match) | https://www.reddit.com/r/WH40KTacticus/comments/1c579q9/huh/ | 2024-04-16T04:28:59 | BMikeB1725 | WH40KTacticus | 25 | 19 | en | 0.9556 | ["https://i.redd.it/hyuy2fqarruc1.jpeg"] |
1d5ym75 | My mama princeps after leaving her kids living her best life #fckdemkidz | https://www.reddit.com/r/jumpingspiders/comments/1d5ym75/my_mama_princeps_after_leaving_her_kids_living/ | 2024-06-01T22:28:08 | that_bitchhh97 | jumpingspiders | 20 | 20 | en | 0.8195 | ["https://www.reddit.com/gallery/1d5ym75"] |
19fjg96 | The Loop earplugs pretty much saved my career: Not sponsored or affiliated in any way. I get paid extremely, well, my workload and hours are great, I get incredible benefits, and I genuinely enjoy it. My job is by all means perfect, with one miserable exception: I have to share a space with a coworker who clears their throat incessantly. Other coworkers insist on eating chips and popcorn as regular snacks. Headphones or earplugs are not an option for me either since I need to be able to hear. At first it was uncommon enough that I could manage it, but increasingly over the last year it's gotten worse and worse, to the point that I cannot stand it. I seriously considered just walking out and never coming back. A conversation with my incredibly understanding and supportive manager convinced me to stay, and she agreed to talk to the throat clearing person to see if there's anything they could do to alleviate their issues. In the meantime, she suggest loop earplugs to me. I got the engage model, so I can still hear my environment, but oh my god I can actually sit here and tolerate all the noises now. The chip crunching, the coughing, the sniffling, all the regular noises my coworkers make are now tolerable. I highly highly suggest anyone in a similar situation consider this as an option, I seriously hope they work as well for you as they did for me. | https://www.reddit.com/r/misophonia/comments/19fjg96/the_loop_earplugs_pretty_much_saved_my_career/ | 2024-01-25T20:48:31 | butdontleaveme | misophonia | 130 | 294 | en | 0.9865 | [] |
1biy49b | We finally met :) Me 24M and my GF22F. Time to take the step and try and move in together ! :)(yes some pics are from messenger:)): After a few months we got to enjoy a few weeks in the UK together :) Time i will never forget and the happines this brought to my heart is far too great to explain ❤ | https://www.reddit.com/r/LongDistance/comments/1biy49b/we_finally_met_me_24m_and_my_gf22f_time_to_take/ | 2024-03-19T22:57:35 | Competitive_Cake7392 | LongDistance | 555 | 74 | en | 0.9516 | ["https://www.reddit.com/gallery/1biy49b"] |
1c486nk | To paraphrase Pavitr: "You were forbidden to go see him and you went anyway? You must be in love with him." | https://www.reddit.com/r/IntoTheSpiderverse/comments/1c486nk/to_paraphrase_pavitr_you_were_forbidden_to_go_see/ | 2024-04-15T00:00:25 | soulmimic | IntoTheSpiderverse | 267 | 29 | en | 0.9966 | ["https://i.redd.it/n4ixlnvgajuc1.jpeg"] |
1c5ii4t | Close enough color match to the coffee cup! | https://www.reddit.com/r/CoffeeAndACard/comments/1c5ii4t/close_enough_color_match_to_the_coffee_cup/ | 2024-04-16T15:10:43 | Stressful_Acorn | CoffeeAndACard | 16 | 10 | en | 0.8131 | ["https://i.redd.it/n3hbaedsxuuc1.jpeg"] |
1d8mvft | Homemade Tumeric drink stained the fridge. Nothing is working. Any tips? | https://www.reddit.com/r/CleaningTips/comments/1d8mvft/homemade_tumeric_drink_stained_the_fridge_nothing/ | 2024-06-05T10:44:18 | Evee-e | CleaningTips | 44 | 16 | en | 0.8343 | ["https://i.redd.it/fpb65bvtfq4d1.jpeg"] |
1cwp0bb | Price always goes up after hours👀 | https://www.reddit.com/r/FFIE/comments/1cwp0bb/price_always_goes_up_after_hours/ | 2024-05-20T20:06:28 | Think_Pattern_3184 | FFIE | 13 | 9 | en | 0.8846 | [] |
1bhqlqs | A gift for my mother for her birthday: A lot of french knots later... | https://www.reddit.com/r/Embroidery/comments/1bhqlqs/a_gift_for_my_mother_for_her_birthday/ | 2024-03-18T13:22:33 | SzaboArt | Embroidery | 118 | 16 | en | 0.9337 | ["https://i.redd.it/m3nf9z12g3pc1.jpeg"] |
1bnezih | You can see the once-in-a-lifetime "devil comet" in April | https://www.reddit.com/r/space/comments/1bnezih/you_can_see_the_onceinalifetime_devil_comet_in/ | 2024-03-25T14:25:36 | newsweek | space | 511 | 20 | en | 0.8409 | ["https://www.newsweek.com/devil-comet-pons-brooks-how-watch-1882386"] |
19ai7uk | My friend’s distinguished cat | https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/comments/19ai7uk/my_friends_distinguished_cat/ | 2024-01-19T12:41:39 | Canibal-local | cats | 14 | 8 | en | 0.4141 | ["https://www.reddit.com/gallery/19ai7uk"] |
1d09aro | "what is my purpose?", herakles_love, pencil, 2024 | https://www.reddit.com/r/Art/comments/1d09aro/what_is_my_purpose_herakles_love_pencil_2024/ | 2024-05-25T10:45:32 | herakles_love | Art | 11 | 16 | en | 0.8629 | ["https://i.redd.it/9ezdfaqkxj2d1.jpeg"] |
1d1xms1 | The Three +1? Who is the smaller Figure with Them?: [The Three from Chapter II](https://preview.redd.it/jna84zmrc03d1.jpg?width=394&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cc4908620a3e106861959e68f26d0df9dd85c96) **TLDR; Mother took youngest 4, Father died and Oldest 3 were banished from Swamp/Tree Village and became the Three. Then WHO is that small kid like thing with them?** *Lore of 'the Three' according to the* [*Darkwood Wiki*](https://darkwood.fandom.com/wiki/The_Three#Trivia:~:text=When%20the%20village,the%20next%20morning)*-* >When the village first began to starve, the Elephant Mother took her four youngest children and fled into the Swamp, leaving her three eldest sons behind with their father. The three sons began to succumb to malnutrition and became very sickly, and their father (the Thief) grew resentful of the other villagers, believing that they had "written his family off" and were not sharing food fairly. Desperate to feed his family, the Thief banded together with a number of other villagers who also felt the situation was unfair. Together they attempted to sneak into the basement where the village's food supplies were stored. They were discovered and there was a fight, the other thieves locked themselves within the basement with the food and barricaded the hatch so that no one could come in. The Thief was not so lucky, he was left outside and, as the sole individual the remaining villagers could take their anger out on, it is implied that they brutally killed him. Not satisfied with their revenge, the villagers then went to the house of the Thief, dragged out the three young boys and tossed them out of the village to starve. The villagers then defaced the houses of all the thieves, writing upon their floors (these houses, along with that of the Thief's, can be found by wandering the village). >Despite their starving state, the Three somehow survived. Adapting to the Swamp, they adorned themselves with rags, branches, and skulls, and began to walk with the Savages. They are even said to have been seen leading the Savages on occasion. Their muteness might be indicative of their own infection, but unlike the Savages they do not appear to have lost their mental faculties and continue to follow their own routine. At one point they attempted to visit their mother, but she did not recognize them (the Elephant mother talks about the three weird strangers) and they left the next morning. **TLDR; Mother took youngest 4, Father died and Oldest 3 were banished from Swamp/Tree Village and became the Three. Then WHO is that small kid like thing with them?** | https://www.reddit.com/r/Darkwood/comments/1d1xms1/the_three_1_who_is_the_smaller_figure_with_them/ | 2024-05-27T17:58:42 | Intrepid_Place7911 | Darkwood | 10 | 621 | en | 0.9874 | [] |
1broeb5 | Monkey bait tactics REAL | https://www.reddit.com/r/Brawlstars/comments/1broeb5/monkey_bait_tactics_real/ | 2024-03-30T18:16:47 | LolikPhoney | Brawlstars | 51 | 6 | en | 0.4274 | ["https://v.redd.it/00wjfbchjirc1", "https://v.redd.it/00wjfbchjirc1/DASH_1080.mp4?source=fallback"] |
1cwy6of | Can someone gift me one of the watches with the hexagon: Thanks | https://www.reddit.com/r/WatchesCirclejerk/comments/1cwy6of/can_someone_gift_me_one_of_the_watches_with_the/ | 2024-05-21T03:15:30 | SalamanderContent767 | WatchesCirclejerk | 11 | 14 | en | 0.9191 | [] |
1crzzor | Free Dolly Parton doughnuts at Krispy Kreme for those who dress the part or sing her music | https://www.reddit.com/r/DollyParton/comments/1crzzor/free_dolly_parton_doughnuts_at_krispy_kreme_for/ | 2024-05-14T18:54:45 | laterdude | DollyParton | 24 | 23 | en | 0.9283 | ["https://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Food/free-dolly-parton-doughnuts-krispy-kreme-dress-part/story?id=110103574"] |
1d3zcqf | I knew they couldn't be trusted... | https://www.reddit.com/r/SonicTheHedgehog/comments/1d3zcqf/i_knew_they_couldnt_be_trusted/ | 2024-05-30T08:44:50 | EpicIceNinji | SonicTheHedgehog | 38 | 9 | en | 0.9897 | ["https://i.redd.it/yfqylabz0j3d1.png"] |
191wvr1 | Playboi Carti delays his Antagonist tour for the 3rd time in a row.: From the official website: https://www.playboicarti.com/tour/ The tour was supposed to start on Jan 14th. It already got delayed a few days before the start in September and 2 days before the EU leg start in November. Now all dates including NA and EU are listed as TBD. | https://www.reddit.com/r/hiphopheads/comments/191wvr1/playboi_carti_delays_his_antagonist_tour_for_the/ | 2024-01-08T21:39:50 | Vic-Ier | hiphopheads | 652 | 86 | en | 0.976 | [] |
1bytfjl | 더불어민주연합 임미애 후보, 국짐측 선거 운동원에게 물리력 당해: https://preview.redd.it/oc5o5yck38tc1.png?width=746&format=png&auto=webp&s=6e03fca97ab2c6ce72414b452bca2b0ce5d3df26 [이미지 출처. 깨어있는 대구 시민들 페북](https://www.facebook.com/share/r/bf5theFKP89FnkCN/?) 서울의 소리 기사 # 영천·청도 TK 최대 험지에서 임미애·이영수, 이만희 측에 봉변 # 이재명 "정부 여당이 이렇게 졸렬하게 선거에 임하는 경우는 처음 봤다" 2024-04-08 정현숙 “ 생략 이날 민주당 비례정당인 더불어민주연합 공식 계정과 다수 유튜브를 통해 더불어민주연합의 여성 후보인 임미애 후보가 현역인 이만희 국민의힘 후보 측 남성 선거운동원들에게 물리력으로 제압을 당하는 영상이 올라왔다. 앞서 대구·경북 최대 격전지의 하나로 꼽히는 영천·청도 지역구 이영수 민주당 후보 유세차에 이만희 후보 선거사무장이 난입한 데 이어 임미애 후보도 영천 유세 현장(8일)에서 피켓을 빼앗기고 이만희 후보 선거운동원들에게 강제로 끌려 나가는 봉변을 당했다. 임미애 후보가 국민의힘 측에 마지막 인사를 할 동안 잠시만 기다려 달라고 부탁하는데도 이만희 후보 측은 시간이 늦었다면서 막무가내로 유세차를 밀고 들어왔다. 아울러 선거운동원들이 임 후보의 피켓을 빼앗고 힘으로 밀어붙여 끌어내는 장면이 영상에 고스란히 찍혔다. 생략 앞서 지난 2일에도.. 앞서 지난 2일 경북 영천공설시장 입구에서 열린 이영수 민주당 후보를 이탄희 의원이 지원 유세를 하던 중 이만희 후보의 선거사무장이 길게 연설을 한다고 욕설을 하면서 유세 차량에 올라타 발전기를 끄려고 시도했다. 앞서 유세를 시작한 무소속 후보가 10분을 늦게 끝내서 민주당도 10분이 늦어진 상황이었다. 영천시 선거관리위원회는 이튿날 이영수 후보의 유세에서 국민의힘 소속 선거운동원이 유세차에 올라가 관계자들과 몸싸움을 벌인 사실을 확인하고 조사에 착수했다고 밝혔다. 생략 또 등장한 안정권. 한편 지난 2022년 대통령 선거 당시 이재명 후보의 선거운동을 지속적으로 방해해 수감까지 됐던 안정권씨는 인천 계양을에 무소속으로 출마해 최근에도 이 대표의 유세차량을 따라다니면서 선거 운동을 방해하고 있다. 민주당 지지자들에 따르면 안씨는 이 대표가 자신의 유세를 방해했다고 적반하장으로 마이크에 대고 떠들고 있다면서 선관위와 경찰에 고발을 촉구했다. " https://preview.redd.it/jrtxmnmn38tc1.png?width=740&format=png&auto=webp&s=0e1fb94fd144b4f02a34b9fa624d773eb3f6d0d7 # 선거법에 심각하게 위배될 것 같은데, 민주당에서 싹 다 고발조치해야죠. # 선거 더럽게 하네요. | https://www.reddit.com/r/Mogong/comments/1bytfjl/더불어민주연합_임미애_후보_국짐측_선거_운동원에게_물리력_당해/ | 2024-04-08T09:18:53 | Real-Requirement-677 | Mogong | 22 | 2,600 | ko | 1 | [] |
1cew2bl | The Villainess Is An SS+ Rank Adventurer: Chapter 232: [\[<< First\]](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/120me3m/the_villainess_is_an_ss_rank_adventurer_chapter_1/) | [\[< Previous\]](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/1cdagat/the_villainess_is_an_ss_rank_adventurer_chapter/) | [\[Next >\]](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/1chbvzn/the_villainess_is_an_ss_rank_adventurer_chapter/) | [\[Patreon\]](https://www.patreon.com/kayenano) | [\[Discord\]](https://discord.com/invite/VJt46JS5Fy) **Synopsis:** Juliette Contzen is a lazy, good-for-nothing princess. Overshadowed by her siblings, she's left with little to do but nap, read … and occasionally cut the falling raindrops with her sword. Spotted one day by an astonished adventurer, he insists on grading Juliette's swordsmanship, then promptly has a mental breakdown at the result. Soon after, Juliette is given the news that her kingdom is on the brink of bankruptcy. At threat of being married off, the lazy princess vows to do whatever it takes to maintain her current lifestyle, and taking matters into her own hands, escapes in the middle of the night in order to restore her kingdom's finances. Tags: Comedy, Adventure, Action, Fantasy, Copious Ohohohohos. **Chapter 232: A Royal Invitation** I peered above a hedgerow. An *overgrown* hedgerow. Grim in every respect. Here was a pitiable sight unsaved even by the delicate moonlight. Tangled vines and leaves like the muddled feet of nobility hoping to dance with me at every soirée. Somehow, this was even worse. Not by much, yes … but still! That my kingdom’s greenery was allowed to run this wild broke more laws than I’d yet to invent. And I knew precisely who would be answering for it. A farm teeming with louts. Beyond the hedgerow, scores of ruffians littered the remains of a crop field, their figures clearly lit by the campfires which warded away the night. There was no wheat here on its way to becoming the next giant flan cake hoping to prove my downfall. Instead, the barren soil played host to the most wilted specimens my kingdom had to offer. Hoodlums so devoid of form they weren’t even permitted to trouble the corners of bars. And so they’d come to a ruined farmstead instead. Perhaps it’d been quaint once. A fine collection of barns and stables for all my knights to hide in when the local fathers came searching with pitchforks and flaming brands in hand. Now they were filled with rogues in patchwork armour, their blackened expressions made only prettier by the soil. A foul stench drifted as much from themselves as the well in the centre. Sacks and crates were being hoisted by the bundle. Ill-gotten gains purchased from ill-gotten proceeds. And all to a chorus of debauchery as the peers amongst them drank, laughed and gambled around tables clearly removed from a tavern now belonging to the kingdom. They would need to be returned. All of them. These clear brigands included. Even now, I could hear the uninvited bellowing in the distance, echoing with proof that even more awaited in this den of ill-will. An entire company of the disreputable. A problem. For them, of course. Because not only did their barred notice apply throughout the entire kingdom, but Coppelia was wearing an enthusiastic smile as she stood on her tip-toes, peering over the same forgotten hedgerow. If they had a single dollop of wit between them, they would take that as the sign to flee far away. “Oooooh\~ such variety!” I turned to my loyal handmaiden in puzzlement. All I saw was the same shade of dirt. “Excuse me?” “The breadth of insects here is *amazing*. Look, look! You’ve got small bandits being pushed around. Big bandits who don’t know they’re gonna be betrayed. Fresh bandits with all their teeth still intact and elite bandits who can now only speak through pointing and grunting. It’s like a bandit pageant!” I let out a sigh. “A bandit pageant. Then I can only wish the judges well. Discerning between varieties of bandits is like spotting the difference between a failed crème brûlée and a failed strawberry shortcake.” “You sure? Because I think crème brûlées and strawberry shortcakes are pretty different desserts.” “Not at all. For one thing, strawberry shortcakes aren’t desserts. They’re snacks. And despite what anyone says, also appropriate to eat at any moment of the day … or night. Besides, all that matters is whether they pass or not. Anything which doesn’t automatically becomes part of the same indistinguishable pile outside my window.” “I bet chefs queue up asking you to judge their stuff, huh?\~” I placed my hand proudly upon my chest. “Ohohoho … naturally they do. All who seek me also seek my brutal, unrelenting and career-shattering assessments. I am not some mother offering platitudes to an infant upon her lap. I am a princess, and every word I speak is both truthful and sincere. Indeed, as a paragon of innocent maidens everywhere, I am incapable of dishonesty.” Coppelia slowly creaked her head, turning her smile towards me. Then, she leaned slightly forwards. “Reaaaaally?” I pursed my lips–and then looked away. “Y-Yes …” Coppelia clapped her hands together. “In that case, what do you think of adventure romance books?” Beside us, Renise also turned away from the hoodlums, blinking instead at my widened mouth as I reeled from my loyal handmaiden’s frontal betrayal. “Oh? Do you read adventure romance books?” “Wha–” “Goodness, that’s a surprise. May I ask which you like most?” “Wha … W-What sort of question is that?! Why … that entire genre is s-s-scandalous … liking it is utterly irrelevant … I … I merely read what I do in order to gather information … indeed, as a princess, I have few outlets to research the deplorable … thrilling … but mostly deplorable hobbies of the people!” Renise hummed for a moment. “In that case, there’s a series I’ve been enjoying a lot. It’s actually very popular. It’s called *A Court Lady’s Indiscretion*. I have all four volumes if you’re interested.” I gasped. Everyone had all four volumes! And still I was only on the third! A moment later, I tightly clenched my hands. That’s right! I was a princess! And I had an image to maintain! Thus, I ensured the correct look of scholarly indignation was on display before I firmly rejected her offer, kind as it was. “Well … if you’ve already finished reading … then I–*mmmfffphhph*.” My hands clasped tightly around my mouth. W-What was this … ?! First my handmaiden, then my own lips! Why, the constant treason was beginning to seep into the very air! I could no longer even trust myself! Sensing the peril around me, I immediately snapped to full stature, urgency in heart as I willfully ignored the queries of a giggling handmaiden and a highly concerned former lady. “We … We are being distracted!” I said, after cautiously freeing my traitorous lips. “We shall have time for idle conversation later … which depending on the topic may be never! We must proceed at once! An errant baroness is present, and we must instil in her the authority of my boot before all is lost!” I waited for the chorus of agreement. I took Coppelia’s continued amusement as a yes. The raised hand from Renise, however, was different from the unquestioning nodding I expected of my family’s maids, real or otherwise. This was something I’d need to fix. I could hardly send her back to Roland without her knowing how to agree to every troublesome request. “Um … I’m not certain if I should ask this, but do we have a plan?” “A plan? Why, of course we do. Our plan is to offer a stray baroness a ship to Soap Island. And because I’m as generous as I am merciful, I shall offer it to her with words first.” Renise paused. “I’m not entirely sure what Soap Island is. But that doesn’t sound like a plan. More like an intention. Do you, um, intend to go through the front door … again?” “Naturally. We pride ourselves on efficiency.” She turned towards the farmstead, peering over the hedgerow with a look of sudden doubt. “I see … in that case, I don’t believe that would be the most prudent choice.” “Oh? And why is that?” “This farmstead was chosen for a reason. The sewers run beneath, and are likely part of a vast network of smuggling tunnels reaching further than Hartzwiese. It’s certain that more of her hired brigrands are merely a shout away. What we see and hear is only a small fraction of what Baroness Arisa has available at her beck and call.” I wondered if I was supposed to look surprised. To scheme while within squawking distance of all her louts was hardly news to me. If my nobility had wings, they’d be seagulls. “Quite so. To gather so many hoodlums makes this seem suspiciously like the beginnings of an insurrection. Clearly, those in the countryside haven't considered the effects of a single order of trampling knights. Or indeed, a princess with a schedule.” Renise nodded. “Perhaps so. But I don’t believe it’s necessary to engage in a needless confrontation. In fact, I would like to make a suggestion.” “We immediately proceed?” said Coppelia. “My handmaiden says we immediately proceed. A methodology which hasn’t failed us at present. What do you suggest to counter this?” Renise wore a pained look. As expected, she only had my best interest at heart. The idea of me using my soles to stomp so many hoodlums meant I wouldn’t be able to wear them after. Someone would have to carry me back. And Coppelia only did it during explosions. “The deputy guildmaster spoke truly. Not even the local garrison would be able to remove so many bandits. And while I’m very well aware of your prowess, I’m, well, also aware that there are quite a lot of wares here, and I feel like we could resolve this without everything being destroyed …” “E-Excuse me! Everything I do is delicate! I am a flower in the wind!” Renise blinked. Then, she adopted a professional smile as she kept her thoughts in check. I could only nod. She was raw, perhaps. But well on her way to becoming a valued member of our staff. “Yes, but even a flower can bend too sharply, particularly with the winds you summon. My suggestion is to simply accost the baroness without allowing her a response. She trusts too much in her sewers and has left herself vulnerable to stealth as a result. By taking advantage of the night, we can steal inside and avoid any guards whose wariness is surely stilted. If nothing else, I’m certain the rear exit to the manor will be less guarded.” I raised a brow in confusion. “Manor? What manor?” “The one over there.” Renise pointed over the overgrown hedge. Towards a barn. A moment later, I offered her a look of utmost pity. “Miss Renise … could it be that in addition to offering you a stock dark tower as a birthday present, your father also attempted to gift you a barn pretending to be a manor?” She offered an embarrassed smile. Poor thing. I never knew her upbringing was so harsh. “It’s different to the ones in the city, yes … but in the countryside, this is what’s considered a manor. It’s an appropriate size for a mayor’s residence. The baroness will likely be residing there.” I turned once more towards the barn. A moment later … I raised my hand to my lips and smiled. “Ohhohoho … my, is that so? To think I’d underestimated the guile of my kingdom’s rodents. By sheltering in a veritable hole, this baroness has made herself immune to any approach by royalty.” A gruesome tactic steeped in self-loathing. But highly effective. Why, this went quite beyond the hovels I expected of any of my countryside nobility. No matter how much I looked at it, a barn was still a barn. If carts began rolling from its doors, I wouldn’t look twice. In short, my dire weakness. I could not even consider entering such a premises. Literally. A cloud of haze filled my mind at even the first hint of a thought. … Very well, then! Should this be her tactic, then there was only one thing left to do. I turned to Renise. “Your suggestion is prudent. However, we are not common burglars in the night. To prowl like the hoodlums this baroness employs is a blot on my … on the kingdom’s dignity. One far worse than anything our soles could step on. An example needs to be made. And the more to see it, the better.” Renise groaned into her palms, doubtless dreading the idea of entering a barn as much as I did. She didn’t need to worry. I had no such intention. And so I offered a smile to soothe her regrets–just before sweeping past the hedgerow and towards the largest gathering of hoodlums. Her footsteps and Coppelia’s humming followed suit. “Um … Miss Juliette?” “Yes?” “This isn’t the right direction. The manor is the building over there.” “Is it? Excellent. I’ll keep my eyes there, then.” Confusion fell over me. Just as it did from the ones squatting here. Widened mouths met me as I strode past the well, through the midst of the louts. Entire groups paused in their gruntwork. Their only acknowledgement to our presence and Coppelia’s waving was for their sacks to droop in their arms. Beneath the moonlight, blank faces blossomed like the many night lilies I saw being trampled on. But nowhere more than from those sat around the largest gambling table. Dice and cards and hands gripped around tankards came to a stop. Adorned with slightly less soiled armour than the rest, the heavily armed group blinked at me, then at each other as they waited for someone else to make the obvious query. The smallest amongst them received a kick to the shins. He promptly coughed. “Uh … sorry, but who are–” I held up a finger. The man abruptly stopped. I wrinkled my nose towards each hoodlum sitting at the table. And then I prodded my finger above my shoulder. “Up.” An entire table stared at me in confusion. All the more so as my finger continuously prodded upwards. A moment later, the hoodlums slowly rose, knees creaking with hesitancy. With the drinks in their hands more steady than they’d ever known, they slowly stepped away from their seats. I leaned down and brushed away at some of the dice and cards, all the while ignoring Coppelia as she quietly swept at a pile of winnings. Then, I took a seat before the gawking crowd and nodded. Indeed, I had little intent on crawling through whatever hutch these people had made their home. Especially as it was customary for hosts to receive their guests at the door. I turned towards the nearest hoodlum. “I’m ready. Please inform the baroness that her presence is awaited at my tea table.” The lout blinked. “Uh, should I give a name?” I smiled. “She will know.” [\[<< First\]](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/120me3m/the_villainess_is_an_ss_rank_adventurer_chapter_1/) | [\[< Previous\]](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/1cdagat/the_villainess_is_an_ss_rank_adventurer_chapter/) | [\[Next >\]](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/1chbvzn/the_villainess_is_an_ss_rank_adventurer_chapter/) | [\[Patreon\]](https://www.patreon.com/kayenano) | [\[Discord\]](https://discord.com/invite/VJt46JS5Fy) | https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/1cew2bl/the_villainess_is_an_ss_rank_adventurer_chapter/ | 2024-04-28T02:48:55 | kayenano | HFY | 79 | 4,084 | en | 0.9644 | [] |
1d4x7qj | New River Gorge just after sunrise 🥰 | https://www.reddit.com/r/NationalPark/comments/1d4x7qj/new_river_gorge_just_after_sunrise/ | 2024-05-31T14:39:46 | peachproblems | NationalPark | 14 | 10 | en | 0.8756 | ["https://i.redd.it/zu6ce3faxr3d1.jpeg"] |
1bfkkum | New Shoe day. Bont VayporS: Already baked and formed them. Yes I know they're not white. I prefer black shoes. Less maintenance in terms of cleaning | https://www.reddit.com/r/bicycling/comments/1bfkkum/new_shoe_day_bont_vaypors/ | 2024-03-15T18:17:29 | chitownadmin | bicycling | 20 | 38 | en | 0.9668 | ["https://i.redd.it/lm2q8bwxhjoc1.jpeg"] |
1c5giyp | Sometimes you need to take a break from productivity and give your inner child what it craves to allow for further productivity : I’ve been extremely productive/disciplined in all areas of my life nonstop for over a month. Including weekends. A lot of opportunities presented themselves but also demands of my time. Still maintained a social life (as an introvert this is work to me), a healthy diet, exercise, advancement in 2 projects outside of work… honestly my best month ever. I’m very proud of myself but Im losing energy. I feel that I need one day, in between meetings, to allow myself to do what the child side of me needs. Without rules and regulations. So I’m recreating Saturday Morning cartoons at my grandmas on a Tuesday. Eating a cookie with my mocha and watching Avatar. It’s amazing and I highly recommend giving yourself a break without rules every now and then. | https://www.reddit.com/r/productivity/comments/1c5giyp/sometimes_you_need_to_take_a_break_from/ | 2024-04-16T13:47:10 | MilPasosForever | productivity | 34 | 197 | en | 0.9418 | [] |
1cutx6b | What’s my pinky doing?: I’ve had a hanon book for a while i though it was time I actually start using it for practise and my pinky’s a got a mind of its own. Is this normal? | https://www.reddit.com/r/piano/comments/1cutx6b/whats_my_pinky_doing/ | 2024-05-18T10:00:45 | [deleted] | piano | 14 | 52 | en | 0.9618 | ["https://v.redd.it/sazx8sjnr51d1", "https://v.redd.it/sazx8sjnr51d1/DASH_1080.mp4?source=fallback"] |
1b4au6k | UNDERRRATED?: Ok, I've been addicted to them lately, but just discover them recently, and i listened to the official albums that they released but i'm totally addicted, and think them are totally underrated but it's too recent to say for sure, but for the moment listening non stop. &#x200B; What you guys say? Also rec?? | https://www.reddit.com/r/AcidBath/comments/1b4au6k/underrrated/ | 2024-03-02T00:42:20 | Blr_WolfeWolfie | AcidBath | 28 | 80 | en | 0.978 | [] |
1cnd7yb | To anyone who defends Musk’s pay package: Tesla’s combined total earnings (net income) since the first year they became profitable is approx. $33.8B (2020 thru 2023). The board, which includes Elon’s brother btw, wants to pay him $56B. Highest CEO pay package ever. Meanwhile, the company is laying off employees, margins are declining, the line up in aging, not to mention the Cybertruck fiasco. Musk is one of the richest people on the planet, thanks to Tesla, so he did benefit greatly already. Why not use those $56B on retaining talent, R&D and growing the business? Why wouldn’t $56 MILLION or even $1B be enough as a compensation? Also LOL at the /elonmusk mod who claimed $56B in shares is essentially worthless lmao. Please make it make sense. | https://www.reddit.com/r/musked/comments/1cnd7yb/to_anyone_who_defends_musks_pay_package/ | 2024-05-08T19:33:02 | diesedimmigjours | musked | 1,270 | 191 | en | 0.9592 | [] |
18zqi3o | How to get wyll to become the blade of avernus: I want to get the best ending Karlach can get and out of the ones she has available it seems like the one where she goes to the hells with wyll is the best but I don’t know how to get wyll to become the blade of avernus so far I have saved mizora from the mind flayed pod and I agreed to an alliance with gortash and the next time I long rest mizora should come about wyll’s contract Any and all help would be much appreciated | https://www.reddit.com/r/BaldursGate3/comments/18zqi3o/how_to_get_wyll_to_become_the_blade_of_avernus/ | 2024-01-06T03:41:12 | GOCork | BaldursGate3 | 25 | 124 | en | 0.9687 | [] |
1chd74k | Please Give Karam to Daddy!: Karma | https://www.reddit.com/r/PostKarma/comments/1chd74k/please_give_karam_to_daddy/ | 2024-05-01T04:23:18 | vahidkarimane | PostKarma | 10 | 8 | en | 0.8988 | [] |
1buwdyt | Surélèvement d’une baignoire: Bonjour à tous Un ouvrier travaille en ce moment dans ma salle de bain pour remplacer une baignoire. Il a retiré l’ancienne et vient de placer la nouvelle. Je constate ce soir qu’il a mis des petits carrés de carrelage (mural) sous les pieds de la baignoire pour la surélever - voir photos. Je comprends qu’il faille faire en sorte que la nouvelle baignoire arrive à la même hauteur que l’ancienne, mais la solution choisie ne me semble pas du tout pérenne. Qu’en pensez-vous ? Merci par avance pour votre aide ! | https://www.reddit.com/r/brico/comments/1buwdyt/surélèvement_dune_baignoire/ | 2024-04-03T16:04:32 | Ok_Curve_550 | brico | 19 | 204 | fr | 0.9921 | ["https://www.reddit.com/gallery/1buwdyt"] |
1971gfh | Is it just me or has HM01 gone dark?: I used to hear HM01 (number station out of Cuba) all the time. I had no problem picking the signal up on both my Sony ICF-SW40 and Tecsun PL-330. Lately, however, whenever they are supposed to transmit on a certain frequency at a certain time, I never hear it anymore. Priyom has also removed HM01 from their schedule on their home page. I’m just wondering if anyone else has noticed this and that it’s not just me. | https://www.reddit.com/r/shortwave/comments/1971gfh/is_it_just_me_or_has_hm01_gone_dark/ | 2024-01-15T05:53:40 | DarkTaker1990 | shortwave | 13 | 116 | en | 0.984 | [] |
1b5ymfo | Roller skating : Is there anywhere to roller skate in Modesto? I know of beyer park, not looking to go there 😅 | https://www.reddit.com/r/Modesto/comments/1b5ymfo/roller_skating/ | 2024-03-04T01:46:41 | Violets97 | Modesto | 10 | 29 | en | 0.9221 | [] |
1avgj3x | Typical Hoshiyomi : Key message here: Everyone should go watch Midnight Grand Orchestra 1st Live “Midnight Mission”!! | https://www.reddit.com/r/Hololive/comments/1avgj3x/typical_hoshiyomi/ | 2024-02-20T12:30:56 | woodenpony | Hololive | 46 | 29 | en | 0.68 | ["https://x.com/kazamairohach/status/1759910054990582127?s=20"] |
1d1jkwf | IIFT RESULT UPDATE : Message from IIFT Mediacom Good morning everyone, We got an update from the admissions department for the results to be out by tomorrow. We're simply quoting the timeline informed by them. Please note that MediaCommers are only the facilitators of information. Getting the results published at a particular timeline doesn't come under our scope of authority. I've read all of your messages and conveyed about each case to the admin. Let's hope for the best! | https://www.reddit.com/r/CATpreparation/comments/1d1jkwf/iift_result_update/ | 2024-05-27T04:41:06 | TangerineMoney1260 | CATpreparation | 57 | 103 | en | 0.9572 | [] |
1auqgs2 | Dante's looking forward for chocolate ice cream promotion | https://www.reddit.com/r/DevilMayCry/comments/1auqgs2/dantes_looking_forward_for_chocolate_ice_cream/ | 2024-02-19T15:50:02 | Key-Language-5508 | DevilMayCry | 28 | 11 | en | 0.8813 | ["https://i.redd.it/8tc7weconajc1.jpeg"] |
1bkizzl | Could pterosaurs always fight one another? This is my first time ever seeing it | https://www.reddit.com/r/jurassicworldevo/comments/1bkizzl/could_pterosaurs_always_fight_one_another_this_is/ | 2024-03-21T22:07:52 | coolartist3 | jurassicworldevo | 44 | 18 | en | 0.8924 | ["https://v.redd.it/yj5gkfhhgrpc1", "https://v.redd.it/yj5gkfhhgrpc1/DASH_1080.mp4?source=fallback"] |
1c8xuw5 | [Discussion] What is the DC version of this?: Since all the former main continuities are canon, what about DC makes you feel like this? | https://www.reddit.com/r/DCcomics/comments/1c8xuw5/discussion_what_is_the_dc_version_of_this/ | 2024-04-20T19:10:28 | Omega_SSJ | DCcomics | 791 | 30 | en | 0.9786 | ["https://i.redd.it/72c7u8o7oovc1.jpeg"] |
1bc9ape | Fixed it. I knew they were up to no good. | https://www.reddit.com/r/MitchellAndWebb/comments/1bc9ape/fixed_it_i_knew_they_were_up_to_no_good/ | 2024-03-11T17:47:45 | themauniac15 | MitchellAndWebb | 222 | 12 | en | 0.9998 | ["https://www.reddit.com/gallery/1bc9ape"] |
1adv7zu | CYSA+: I finally passed CS0-003 ! I failed CS0-002 previously but suprisingly I found the 003 better than 002 | https://www.reddit.com/r/CompTIA/comments/1adv7zu/cysa/ | 2024-01-29T13:23:59 | cyberrae | CompTIA | 12 | 32 | en | 0.9307 | [] |
191s3d5 | Upgrade the GWM-5610. Metal adapters. Barton strap. Simple and a major upgrade in comfort. | https://www.reddit.com/r/gshock/comments/191s3d5/upgrade_the_gwm5610_metal_adapters_barton_strap/ | 2024-01-08T18:29:11 | GENERAT10N_D00M | gshock | 107 | 22 | en | 0.8064 | ["https://i.redd.it/qlj817fye9bc1.jpeg"] |
1cqr8gh | I think I made a huge mistake guys!!!: I cooked on the damn thing! | https://www.reddit.com/r/blackstonegriddle/comments/1cqr8gh/i_think_i_made_a_huge_mistake_guys/ | 2024-05-13T04:58:47 | 1-800-fat-chicks | blackstonegriddle | 15 | 17 | en | 0.9787 | ["https://i.redd.it/1zl1ql48l40d1.jpeg"] |
1csjptb | Au Mali, un collectif de partis et d’organisations de la société civile dénonce une « mascarade de dialogue » | https://www.reddit.com/r/france/comments/1csjptb/au_mali_un_collectif_de_partis_et_dorganisations/ | 2024-05-15T12:34:44 | SowetoNecklace | france | 34 | 36 | fr | 0.9871 | ["https://www.lemonde.fr/afrique/article/2024/05/14/au-mali-un-collectif-de-partis-et-d-organisations-de-la-societe-civile-denonce-une-mascarade-de-dialogue_6233149_3212.html"] |
1am0oiu | Bing has some interesting results.: I didn't know he had an alias. | https://www.reddit.com/r/Nietzsche/comments/1am0oiu/bing_has_some_interesting_results/ | 2024-02-08T17:12:20 | traskderk | Nietzsche | 86 | 16 | en | 0.998 | ["https://i.redd.it/v8d0xg4i9ehc1.png"] |
1bn58y2 | What boss monster you want for the Varlamore group boss | https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/1bn58y2/what_boss_monster_you_want_for_the_varlamore/ | 2024-03-25T04:38:59 | PineappleDevourer | 2007scape | 54 | 13 | en | 0.7667 | ["https://i.redd.it/r04xvpiyseqc1.png"] |
1aw36mg | My Blade Runner PKD Blaster: Here it is, my nearly finished PKD Blaster. Still have some small details I'd like to add, but for the most part I'm really stoked with how it turned out. It's a 3D printed kit version of Anders Blade Runner Blaster sold by Tip Top Workshop. I have to give a big thank you to "wayouteast" over at The RPF. Without his guide I wouldn't have come close to getting this project done, especially since this is the first DIY model kit I've ever put together. A whole new experience if you know what I mean. Here is a link to his guide for anyone interested. https://www.therpf.com/forums/threads/anders-pedersen-tip-top-workshop-pkd-blaster-build.342059/ Also here is a link for Tip Tops website where you can buy a kit of the Blaster if you're interested. https://www.tiptopworkshop.co.uk/product/anders-s-blade-runner-blaster-diy-kit I really have to thank Dave and Karen at Tip Top Workshop for their generosity. During sanding I broke a vital piece and they quickly responded and shipped another one out to me free of charge:) | https://www.reddit.com/r/bladerunner/comments/1aw36mg/my_blade_runner_pkd_blaster/ | 2024-02-21T04:37:24 | DarthBoomba | bladerunner | 62 | 284 | en | 0.9624 | ["https://www.reddit.com/gallery/1aw36mg"] |
1cs8poq | 1950’s Cooler: Have had this 1950’s Nesbitt’s cooler in my garage for a while. No idea where I got it but never felt the need to get rid of it for some reason because it just looks cool. Wondering if it’s worth anything? | https://www.reddit.com/r/vintage/comments/1cs8poq/1950s_cooler/ | 2024-05-15T01:15:38 | steakberry | vintage | 20 | 64 | en | 0.9391 | ["https://www.reddit.com/gallery/1cs8poq"] |
18vvar2 | I hate it here (Bali): I just spent 3 amazing weeks in Bangkok and absolutely loved it! I’m a Japanese American and felt like the city really catered to me as an English speaking Asian American. The food was cheap and there was so much to do, from night markets, temples, and just exploring the city. The wifi was great (I work on computer) and people were very friendly! I came to Bali 5 days ago because I had heard so many wonderful things about the beaches, food, and mountains. I’m not much of a drinker or partier, but it seems that’s all there is to do in Seminyak where I am currently staying. The beaches are extremely dirty and full of tourists. I was in shock of how bad of a condition they are in, garbage and dog poop everywhere. I thought the “Aussie wankers” was just a stereotype but the island is literally full of loud and disrespectful mid 20s Aussies who don’t know how to behave or control their drinking. The Balinese food is great but hard to find in Seminyak so I’ve resorted to mostly eating whatever is nearby, which is nearly as expensive as the USA. On top of that, it seems I now have Bali Belly and haven’t left my guest house all day. And my Wifi isn’t the best and my room isn’t the most comfortable, not great AC, unusable work desk, and found toenail clippings on my bed. In all honestly, I just want to go back to Thailand and live/work from there. I have a return ticket back to Bangkok for the end of January where I already plan to stay another month but not sure how much longer I can be here. I’m staying in Seminyak until Friday but maybe other parts of the island might be better catered for me. I’d like something more peaceful where I can get work done and eat cheap food during the day. I heard Ubud might be good, but I heard that is getting more touristy now. Also heard good things about Sanur and Uluwatu. Do you think I should stick it out and explore more of the island? Or should I just cut my losses and head back to Thailand? | https://www.reddit.com/r/solotravel/comments/18vvar2/i_hate_it_here_bali/ | 2024-01-01T11:54:21 | PrinceWhoPromes | solotravel | 210 | 492 | en | 0.9816 | [] |
1bjkpzp | Chicken Run needs more meme attention | https://www.reddit.com/r/MemeTemplatesOfficial/comments/1bjkpzp/chicken_run_needs_more_meme_attention/ | 2024-03-20T18:34:54 | Hollywill06 | MemeTemplatesOfficial | 13 | 7 | en | 0.8945 | ["https://www.reddit.com/gallery/1bjkpzp"] |
1bkio1h | OUAT Memes: Hey everyone, I was just wondering what are some memes based off the show that you’ve seen. I seen one on YouTube where Regina visits Snow as the first dark curse is being casted. It cracks me up every time. | https://www.reddit.com/r/OnceUponATime/comments/1bkio1h/ouat_memes/ | 2024-03-21T21:54:33 | AdmirableAd1858 | OnceUponATime | 113 | 54 | en | 0.9801 | ["https://i.redd.it/x9lgbqy4erpc1.jpeg"] |
1cjof4f | How you know Trump is definitely NOT from NYC. | https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/1cjof4f/how_you_know_trump_is_definitely_not_from_nyc/ | 2024-05-04T01:14:03 | Saturn_Ecplise | PoliticalHumor | 2,147 | 10 | en | 0.9742 | ["https://i.redd.it/wkkr3dvu8byc1.png"] |
199ilge | I just created this brand new character. What should I call him? | https://www.reddit.com/r/cremposting/comments/199ilge/i_just_created_this_brand_new_character_what/ | 2024-01-18T05:27:22 | ZeroStormblessed | cremposting | 178 | 14 | en | 0.9709 | ["https://i.redd.it/04l34swfw4dc1.jpeg"] |
1b2aho0 | Sex tape leaks with Olivia rodrigo when? if i cant bag her, i hope my king yeat who got an 8 from my one true god can bag her: &#x200B; https://preview.redd.it/rl4nzvzntclc1.png?width=1348&format=png&auto=webp&s=01d8d0c2d5ab7f3cf1be727de9328f2448d9715b | https://www.reddit.com/r/Hiphopcirclejerk/comments/1b2aho0/sex_tape_leaks_with_olivia_rodrigo_when_if_i_cant/ | 2024-02-28T16:39:23 | [deleted] | Hiphopcirclejerk | 32 | 114 | en | 0.5111 | [] |
1c9du78 | [DISC] Haruka Reset - Chapter 56 | https://www.reddit.com/r/manga/comments/1c9du78/disc_haruka_reset_chapter_56/ | 2024-04-21T09:31:38 | Piime | manga | 48 | 11 | en | 0.7034 | ["https://www.reddit.com/gallery/1c9du78"] |
1bcyqbi | Work granted ADA accommodation, but restrictions/micromanaging around it almost make me regret filing request. : This isn’t really a question, but I just wanted to rant to a community that understands. I work in a large office building with a typical 9-5 schedule. Up to this point, I had spent most of my five-year career working remote/hybrid, so if I fell asleep at my desk during they day it wasn’t a big deal because o was home where no one could see me. I get my current job, which finally pushed me to seek a diagnosis for N2 because my long commute and being in an office building where people could see you was not a great place to have uncontrollable sleep attacks. I also for the first time in my adult life have good health insurance and pay. I’m now medicated, but still find that a 20-minute nap once a day benefits my emotional and mental health and helps me stay alert. I filed an ADA request with my employer to have 20 minutes and a quiet place to rest to take my nap. Up to this point, my schedule is technically 8:30-5 but most people skip their lunch break and work 9-5 or 8:30-4:30, as I have been doing. My boss also starts working at home in the early morning and doesn’t get in the office until 9:30 or even 10 most mornings. My work schedule has not been an issue and I was sneaking away without telling anyone that I was taking a 20-minute nap and again this has not been an issue. I should add I am salaried, not hourly. Fast forward to my ADA request was just approved. HR said to make up for my break, my work hours now have to be 8-5 with two 1/2 hour breaks (lunch and nap). My boss also said I have to submit my time sheet every morning at the start of my day to make sure I stay on schedule. Before, I and everyone else was just submitting time sheets every other week for the two weeks, and I am now the only one that his to submit daily. I don’t know if my boss can see time yo submitted the time sheet and use that to monitor if I really do get to my desk at 8 a.m. every morning or not. I also don’t know if she will start checking my teams status every morning to make sure it’s active. From now on, I will be strict with myself about genuinely taking time away from my desk for those two breaks every day, which will give me time to work on side hustles. But the extra layer of a daily time sheet seems micromanage-y, and getting here an hour earlier is less time for me to get much-needed sleep. I understand that it’s only fair for everyone to work the same amount of minimum work hours, but am I justified in feeling like this is too much micromanagement? Or does anyone have similar experiences? It almost makes me wish I hadn’t asked for the request and just continued to secretly nap in the bathroom stall instead. | https://www.reddit.com/r/Narcolepsy/comments/1bcyqbi/work_granted_ada_accommodation_but/ | 2024-03-12T14:35:01 | horsegirl236 | Narcolepsy | 16 | 660 | en | 0.9778 | [] |
1cv02ty | A beauty 🖊️💙: Pelikan M205 blue marble with broad nibs. Now I just need a proper name for her. | https://www.reddit.com/r/fountainpens/comments/1cv02ty/a_beauty/ | 2024-05-18T15:40:54 | thetarotnightwith21 | fountainpens | 34 | 31 | en | 0.8349 | ["https://i.redd.it/6z960r4cg71d1.jpeg"] |
1catbo4 | higher love wellness?: do they still have their cbd company? they used to plug it on all the shows every week but i haven’t heard them talk about it in awhile | https://www.reddit.com/r/MileHigherPodcast/comments/1catbo4/higher_love_wellness/ | 2024-04-23T02:24:18 | Some_Pea_5647 | MileHigherPodcast | 9 | 37 | en | 0.9811 | [] |
1ammahv | Not enough respect is put on Nathan Ake's name: he's an amazing baller and one of the best defenders in the Premier League for the past two seasons. | https://www.reddit.com/r/MCFC/comments/1ammahv/not_enough_respect_is_put_on_nathan_akes_name_hes/ | 2024-02-09T11:43:53 | WeirdGuy520 | MCFC | 675 | 33 | en | 0.9532 | ["https://i.redd.it/r6dxdshnrjhc1.jpeg"] |
1cfgac4 | is it me or the gmod models have lips | https://www.reddit.com/r/MurderDrones/comments/1cfgac4/is_it_me_or_the_gmod_models_have_lips/ | 2024-04-28T20:31:08 | Consistent_Iron5766 | MurderDrones | 23 | 11 | en | 0.9669 | ["https://i.redd.it/hk8zryzv5axc1.jpeg"] |
1c7ez3b | Israel Expects ICC Arrest Warrants Next Month Netanyahu and IDF senior commanders face arrest for war crimes | https://www.reddit.com/r/JewsOfConscience/comments/1c7ez3b/israel_expects_icc_arrest_warrants_next_month/ | 2024-04-18T21:19:52 | richards1052 | JewsOfConscience | 225 | 20 | en | 0.8137 | ["https://www.richardsilverstein.com/2024/04/18/breaking-israel-expects-icc-arrest-warrants-next-month/"] |
1cmup5o | Reading too deeply into love is blind lyrics: When Trina sings about how Marvin told her he had several STDs I thought at first that it was about Marvin not wanting to sleep with Trina bc he’s gay (“he took pains to not excite us”) but if what Marvin is trying to convey her that she may also be diseased could it be bc he's to keep his tight nit family ( “friend, wife, child”) by insinuating she has diseases and so cannot go on to meet another lover? | https://www.reddit.com/r/Falsettos/comments/1cmup5o/reading_too_deeply_into_love_is_blind_lyrics/ | 2024-05-08T03:19:21 | Connect_Glass_2092 | Falsettos | 24 | 114 | en | 0.9952 | [] |
19bky2p | A for effort (Amelia-yap) | https://www.reddit.com/r/RWBY/comments/19bky2p/a_for_effort_ameliayap/ | 2024-01-20T20:24:03 | 4powerd | RWBY | 4,626 | 10 | en | 0.9802 | ["https://www.reddit.com/gallery/19bky2p"] |
191puqb | My new digital sculpture "Ancient Wisdom" | https://www.reddit.com/r/3Dmodeling/comments/191puqb/my_new_digital_sculpture_ancient_wisdom/ | 2024-01-08T16:59:54 | trojankitties | 3Dmodeling | 39 | 8 | en | 0.6337 | ["https://v.redd.it/ci7pjhluy8bc1", "https://v.redd.it/ci7pjhluy8bc1/DASH_1080.mp4?source=fallback"] |
1by5coq | 大阪府「子ども食費支援」第3弾は評判最悪…6月実施で“古くて高くてマズい米”が届く羽目に ― 9月からの実施が生産者サイドにとってもベスト | https://www.reddit.com/r/newsokur/comments/1by5coq/大阪府子ども食費支援第3弾は評判最悪6月実施で古くて高くてマズい米が届く羽目に/ | 2024-04-07T14:08:13 | GreatBeefBowl | newsokur | 15 | 103 | ja | 0.9926 | ["https://www.nikkan-gendai.com/articles/view/life/338583"] |
1d6exke | Blocks! | https://www.reddit.com/r/quiltingblockswap/comments/1d6exke/blocks/ | 2024-06-02T14:47:13 | NeedsTheBeach | quiltingblockswap | 12 | 3 | fr | 0.6564 | ["https://i.redd.it/sraa1sxf864d1.jpeg"] |
1ctby7k | Magic Bands: Where can you buy magic bands? I’m coming from Canada so I can not purchase ahead of time and get them mailed to our house. We get in Orlando by 7pm. Wondering if I can get it at the merch store at the All Star Movies resort? Or will I have to go to a different store? | https://www.reddit.com/r/WaltDisneyWorld/comments/1ctby7k/magic_bands/ | 2024-05-16T12:40:33 | Far_Cheesecake3534 | WaltDisneyWorld | 25 | 73 | en | 0.9472 | [] |
1aecfrf | Anyone match with a program after an interview you felt went bad?: Title says it all. Anyone felt they did bad in an interview but ended up matching at that program? | https://www.reddit.com/r/IMGreddit/comments/1aecfrf/anyone_match_with_a_program_after_an_interview/ | 2024-01-30T01:38:56 | SpookiestToast | IMGreddit | 24 | 34 | en | 0.9782 | [] |
1chgaui | aurora (unfinished): lol im feeling too lazy to finish this one | https://www.reddit.com/r/FrutigerAero/comments/1chgaui/aurora_unfinished/ | 2024-05-01T07:39:20 | Z2ronYoutube | FrutigerAero | 34 | 15 | en | 0.6643 | ["https://i.redd.it/e2ug56gxqrxc1.jpeg"] |
1cs41v2 | Hank and Bear: Barely 5 months old. Seem like yesterday they were just tiny little things. Now Hank is 67lbs and Bear is 63lbs | https://www.reddit.com/r/Rottweiler/comments/1cs41v2/hank_and_bear/ | 2024-05-14T21:42:20 | ConcentrateMain2336 | Rottweiler | 162 | 32 | en | 0.9846 | ["https://www.reddit.com/gallery/1cs41v2"] |
1cx5y30 | Fujimaru Ritsuka is Completely Insane - A Full Analysis: ***Fujimaru Ritsuka**, the Last Master of Humanity, Enemy of the Crypters, Ammo of the Black Barrel, Feller of Goetia...* is **batshit insane**. Let me explain. ... ##Lack of Basic Understanding of Causality **Fujimaru's bizzare tendencies show up from the very beginning of FGO**. According to the game, he joins Chaldea after seeing a poster and deciding to take the job on *a whim*. However, Chaldea is in **Antartica**. The implication is thus that Fujimaru *abandoned his family, abandoned his life, abandoned everything he'd ever known and loved*, to go to **Antartica** for a job that he had no idea what was, with zero guarantee of getting the job, with no certainty of a return trip- **On a whim.** # Immediately after this, while getting lectured by his *potential boss*, being told everything he needs to know to pass the entry test, he decides *now would be a perfect time to take a nap*. Understandably, his boss is miffed by the new intern with zero experience taking a nap right in front of her while she's explaining the most important part of their job, and she decides to fire him. Fujimaru reacts to this with... *nothing*. He's a little concerned and stressed per his dialogues, but you'd think he'd be significantly more horrified about needing to *walk* back home through the Antarticas or join an oil mine at the bottom of Chaldea. Instead, he just... chills with the doctor? When he finds out Chaldea is on fire and even all the skilled, significantly better Masters than him are dead, his reaction isn't terror or fear. Instead, he remembers a girl he talked to **ONCE**, and immediately rushes over to *the literal origin site of the fire* to check if she's alright. Then he sees that she's buried under a building. As a regular guy, **he has no prospects of saving her**. And the longer he stays, the lower his chances of survival get. His response? *Ignore everything to hold her hand* and stay there **till no hope of getting out remains.** Presumably CHALDEAS itself is impressed by what is either the tremendous love of Ciel-lookalikes or **the complete lack of basic understanding of consequence** in this man, and it sends him to Fuyuki presumably in hopes to unite him with fellow madman Shirou so that their collective insanity can open a path to the Root or something. ... ##What's Self-Preservation? Can I eat it? **Fujimaru is teleported to a hotter fire surrounded by skeleton upon skeleton.** Fortunately, the girl he held hands with turned into super servant Galahad. She can protect hi- Ritsuka why the hell are you throwing yourself into danger when you have a LITERAL SHIELD at your side? No Fujimaru *do not* sacrifice yourself trying to protect someone WHO LITERALLY WEARS ARMOUR AND HAS A SHIELD! Fujimaru taking a page from the book of Shirou Emiya has *a violent martyr complex* and nearly dies dooming all humanity **in the first twenty minutes of the game.** Very fortunately, Cu Chulainn notices this and not wanting to be outdone by *someone else dying before him,* saves the day. Ritsuka later proceeds to *instantly grasp the concept of Shadow Summoning* and turn it into his technique which further raises the question of if *brain damage in the Nasuverse just lends you power* somehow when we consider the strongest techniques in the series: * Unlimited Bladeworks (manifested by swordtism) * Tsubame Guashi (manifested by fightingtism) * Strong Punch (manifested by Soujuuro) Ritsuka then acts normal for some time till we reach the end of Singularity-F. He finds out about the *END OF HUMANITY*. He is somehow barely fazed by this and determines to save it all himself. This *random chump* with no mage skills, no Master experience, nothing at all, is **entirely confident**. This is presumably the true reason why Servants keep being summoned - not by Mash's roundtable shield - but because **Fujimaru's balls are just so big they've developed their own gravitational fields and draw in Servants from the Throne like a blackhole**. ... #Psychopathy in the Singularities Fujimaru Ritsuka, *Humanity's Last Asylum Escapee*, then goes to **Orleans**, sees several thousand dragons, *ignores the terror of that sight*, murders a fanfiction OC, murders his way through Septem without going insane in the process despite interacting with Nero, and finally we reach the madness that is Fujimaru in **Okeanos**. Fujimaru in Okeanos: * Volunteers to race against HERACLES * He WINS this race against HERACLES * He, a completely inexperienced magus, fights a woman WHO HAS SINGLE-HANDEDLY KILLED POSEIDON AND IS BEING POWERED BY A HOLY GRAIL and ***wins***????? * Fujimaru also wouldn't have full understanding of Shadow Summoning at this point, so the implication is that Fujimaru just half-assed it and then made up the difference by fistfighting her? *What sort of gym is this kid going to?* # We continue on to **London**. Fujimaru sees a Goddess, the human equivalent of a God, a fragment of Amaterasu, one of the Heavenly Kings, all *back to back* **and is completely uninterested.** He trusts **Mordred**, literally known as the Knight of *Treachery* and **Jekyll** whose best known myth is him *pretending to be another person to get out of the consequences of his desire to be evil and betray all his friends*. From this we conclude Fujimaru Ritsuka has *no understanding of basic human minds* and operates on some greater level of humanity known only to him and Soujuuro. # ##Train him wrong as a joke? Wait, we were supposed to train him? Fujimaru walks across the entirety of America on foot in less than a month. In Lord of the Rings, this took over a year. Now, this wouldn't be surprising for a mage. They can boost their physical capabilities so- *What do you mean Fujimaru doesn't know how to enhance his body?* Yeah, as it turns out, contrary to a number of doujins and... basic expectations, *not a single person* taught Fujimaru Ritsuka, Last Master of Humanity, *the guy on whom the entire world depends*, **basic f\*\*\*ing magecraft.** You know, Da Vinci, maybe some things are more important than making fun of Romani for liking Vtubers? Maybe you could have taught the kid literally the **most important fundamental to keeping up with Servants**? This is shown in **Lostbelt 1** where Kadoc is surprised that *Fujimaru can't enhance his eyes* before Fujimaru reveals that he doesn't know anything about enhancement at all, which is... C'mon, Paracelsus, Avicebron, Circe, Medea, they're all literally part of the team. Did not *one of them* consider "**huh, I wonder if I should teach the *Last Master of Humanity*, the guy on whom ALL HUMANITY DEPENDS, magecraft**?" Shirou was *trained* wrong. Ritsuka? Somehow Chaldean staff are *even more negligent than Kiritsugu*. He wasn't trained at all! ... #Fujimaru tells God to eat Shit Fujimaru goes to Camelot. He's almost normal for most of it besides a tad *too deep* sense of social justice shared by Mash. Then he confronts **the Lion King.** The Lion King who could smite him with a single thought. The Lion King who wields the Pillar of the World. He looks at her, this terrifying force of nature, an actual divinity, God to mortal. ...And he tells her she's a dumbass. "**Humans aren't butterflies you can put on a board**!" says Fujimaru Ritsuka, having for unknown reason decided to *try to refute a GOD*. And flabbergastingly, this *works* as Lion King takes brain damage presumably from the sheer *bafflement* that a child with no special abilities is talking *down* to her, causing her to go berserk and lose when Bedivere activates his Bitch-Slap Airgetlam. ... Then he goes to Ancient Uruk/Babylonia/I still have no clue where this is. He meets **Gilgamesh**, *King of Heroes*, several tiers beyond what Fujimaru will ever be. "I'm going to skip the line to talk shit to you and ask you to join me," decides Ritsuka. Gilgamesh, unimpressed tries to make him do housework. Fujimaru reveals that in addition to being Humanity's Last Master, he's **Humanity's Last Housewife** and perfectly does everything till Gil is forced to respect his impressive janitorial skills and they go off to *Literal Hell* together. Fujimaru's insanity then makes him befriend several people he shouldn't including: * God known for betraying everyone she knew (Ishtar) * God trying to kill them (Gorgon Lily ) * Other God trying to kill them (Jaguar) * the Grim Reaper (King Hassan) * The Grim Reaper if it was an anime Waifu (Ereshkigal) * Merlin, who if you've studied Arthurian mythos, you know is the **LITERAL ANTICHRIST**. Somehow, he gets all of these to work together including mortal enemies Gilgamesh and Ishtar, and inspires King Hassan to give up his Grand title to become a different Grand- *a Grandfather*. Fujimaru Ritsuka fights with Lucha Wrestler God trying to kill him by attempting to... suicide tackle her by being air dropped for some reason instead of *just breaking the damn magic stone powering her* because **Fujimaru has offscreen developed telepathy and knows exactly what Lucha Goddess wants.** Having befriended a fourth god trying to kill them, they go to befriend Mom by beating her to death. The gang cheers as they succeed and Waifu Grim Reaper is outed as a tsundere. ... ##Coughing Baby vs Omnipotent King of Seventy Two Demon Gods (the baby wins) Fujimaru goes to outer space. He meets unsurmountable odds. Seventy-two immortal Demon Gods. His reaction? "**Nah, I'd Summon**." Fujimaru transforms the game into a Kingdom Hearts story as **the bonds he formed along the way** act as a catalyst to summon EVERY SINGLE SERVANT IN THE THRONE to fight for his ass. Goetia screams like a baby as Fujimaru performs the ultimate JJK beatdown by calling in *every damn person to ever do anything of note* to kick Goetia in the balls through the sheer overwhelming power of **friendship**. Goetia reveals himself to be a fraud and pulls "*with this treasure I summon Ars Almadel Salmonis: The Time of Birth Has Come, He Is the One Who Masters All!"* Fujimaru calls in additional support from Archetype Eggplants to block an attack that destroyed seven humanities. Following this, he calls in Goetia's dad to put his omnipotence on timeout. Then, Fujimaru Ritsuka, this *untrained regular human with zero enhancement skills*, **solos Goetia with a Shield he's never used, beating him in a straight boxing match**. Combined with the Francis Drake thing, it makes me wonder if he's secretly the FGO version of Soujuuro. # #Conclusion You liars told me he was a regular ordinary human and the most boring Type-Moon protagonist with no mental problems like the rest. What the hell did you mean? I have never met a man more on the spectrum, insane, off the walls, unhinged, bonkers and genuinely *weird* than this guy. How did I let myself be fooled? He's a *Type Moon protagonist*! It should have been obvious from the get go! #Fujimaru Ritsuka is Completely Insane. # ##*FIN.* | https://www.reddit.com/r/grandorder/comments/1cx5y30/fujimaru_ritsuka_is_completely_insane_a_full/ | 2024-05-21T11:49:37 | Cerebral_Kortix | grandorder | 1,457 | 2,749 | en | 0.952 | [] |
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