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I was confused!
Lucy Huber
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/eight-body-parts-id-been-using-all-wrong-before-a-man-explained-they-were-what-made-me-beautiful-72e38909387 | Eight Body Parts Id Been Using All Wrong Before a Man Explained They Were What Made Me Beautiful | [
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Youve been wondering if that cheers! is a sign of aggression.
Riane Konc
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/email-signatures-decoded-f85f9f447d7e | Email Signatures, Decoded | [
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All you Fat Pigs are totally gonna love Fragile Cactus
Emmy Potter
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/excerpt-of-a-new-feminist-play-by-a-distinguished-white-male-playwright-eb9d12af295a | Excerpt of a new feminist play by a Distinguished White Male Playwright | [
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The MOST Presidential Version of the Bible. THE MOST!
Dani Bostick
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/excerpts-from-the-new-trump-translation-of-the-bible-746849f8165c | Excerpts from the New Trump Translation of the Bible | [
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Written Entirely by Dads Who Babysit Their Own Kids!
Kasadee Allan
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/excerpts-from-the-newest-baby-sitters-club-books-b4e19e7b1496 | Excerpts from the Newest Baby-Sitters Club Books | [
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Ron Howard and others have something very ~*powerful*~ to say about the beloved coming of age film
Carrie Wittmer
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/exclusive-your-favorite-male-directors-discuss-lady-bird-18d7bb6e0fcb | EXCLUSIVE: Your Favorite Male Directors Discuss Lady Bird | [
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Weve got your back, ladies!
Liane Houseman
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/face-masks-for-feminists-acb4eef2991a | Face Masks for Feminists | [
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Im a Sagittarius, so I will try to sleep with your boyfriend
Ginny Hogan
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/facts-about-my-personality-that-you-cant-hold-against-me-because-it-s-just-the-way-i-am-3d7149e1f65 | Facts About My Personality That You Cant Hold Against Me Because Its Just The Way I Am | [
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I promise! Only apolitical baked goods, nothing else!
Laura Chanoux
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/fall-recipes-on-my-baking-blog-that-have-nothing-to-do-with-this-garbage-world-b8d225c8f013 | Fall Recipes On My Baking Blog That Have Nothing To Do With This Garbage World! | [
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*Definitely NOT Amazon.
Courtney Kocak
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/faq-for-ros%C3%A9-gardens-the-home-delivery-app-for-aspiring-shut-ins-aa5a736c56c3 | FAQ for Ros Gardens: The Home Delivery App for Aspiring Shut-Ins | [
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Forget 3-D touch. Wheres the cancel plans
Elizabeth Yuko
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/features-we-need-to-come-standard-on-the-new-iphone-d8b5e5307b6a | Features We NEED to Come Standard on the New iPhone | [
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BIG ASS, toothpick waist
Carrie Wittmer
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/female-characters-that-gamers-think-are-feminist-a0817a38a | Female Characters That Gamers Think Are Feminist | [
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What woman DOESNT appreciate knowing her worth in material things?
Mia Mercado
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/feminist-gift-ideas-from-ivanka-trump-a729a7a72b32 | Feminist Gift Ideas from Ivanka Trump | [
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Weve got your summer reading list covered
Rachel Bowerman
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/feminist-literature-reimagined-as-womens-magazine-articles-e66376019fa4 | Feminist Literature Reimagined as Womens Magazine Articles | [
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Some tips for messing with a
Meryl Williams
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/first-date-ideas-for-the-conservative-youve-been-refusing-to-go-out-with-af56ec40a5dc | First Date Ideas for the Conservative Youve Been Refusing to go Out With | [
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Its a shitty world out there, so make sure you see as much of it as you can before you go!
Terry Heyman
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/five-amazing-shitholes-to-see-before-you-die-96104343bfda | FIVE AMAZING SHITHOLES TO SEE BEFORE YOU DIE | [
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Lets TOAST to progress!
Sara Katherine Runnels
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/food-for-thought-31-ways-to-satisfy-feminist-cravings-62704e6d1aad | Food for Thought: 31 Ways to Satisfy Feminist Cravings | [
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OK. Lets get on the same page here.
Elizabeth Yuko
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/form-letter-for-potential-suitors-who-received-my-contact-information-from-my-mother-6e4a1b833845 | Form Letter for Potential Suitors Who Received My Contact Information from My Mother | [
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Not even a Remembrall can
Carrie Wittmer
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/from-the-desk-of-draco-malfoy-taylor-swift-is-ruining-the-slytherin-rebrand-445e58490dc4 | From the Desk of Draco Malfoy: Taylor Swift is Ruining the Slytherin Rebrand | [
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And Im Getting Full Custody of the Kids.
Meredith Spencer
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/george-bailey-im-done-it-s-not-a-wonderful-life-397dd4e493bb | George Bailey, Im Done. Its Not A Wonderful Life | [
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Prepare To Lose Your Minds!!!
Emily Schleiger
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/get-ready-for-a-moms-weekend-away-by-dionysus-10619705b17d | Get Ready For A Moms Weekend Away, by Dionysus | [
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If you look upon my entire visage at once you may self-combust
Lillian Stone
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/god-im-beautiful-11699fe7b4e3 | God, Im Beautiful | [
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People do still get together in real life and you can join in!
Kerry Elson
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/going-out-late-at-night-frequently-asked-questions-aaff12422162 | Going Out Late At Night: Frequently Asked Questions | [
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Goodnight Tweets!
Madelyn Brown
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/goodnight-moon-for-the-white-house-97c9853fa941 | Goodnight Moon for the White House | [
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Im going to ban all the abortions so ladies have less to clean.
Megan Downey
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/great-news-from-me-your-congressdude-a2459cb5ffcd | Great news from me, your congressdude | [
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Wed love to tell you all about ourselves!
Lillian Stone
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/guys-who-will-definitely-hit-on-you-when-you-get-bangs-7f9bfc20e8b7 | Guys Who Will Definitely Hit On You When You Get Bangs | [
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Before you came around I was a hot mess with no life, but now the stress of this relationship is killing me.
Ysabel Yates
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/hey-mankind-im-the-earth-and-i-think-it-s-time-you-started-seeing-other-planets-422c774e9e0 | Hey Mankind, Im the Earth and I Think Its Time You Started Seeing Other Planets | [
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Dont pretend you didnt
Charu Sinha
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/hey-there-im-the-lip-balm-at-the-checkout-aisle-and-you-know-you-want-me-2bf71d4373b8 | Hey There, Im the Lip Balm at the Checkout Aisle, and You Know You Want Me | [
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No salmonella here!
Stacy Elizabeth Stevenson
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/honest-product-review-taylor-digital-cooking-probe-thermometer-and-timer-592d879695b5 | Honest Product Review: Taylor Digital Cooking Probe Thermometer and Timer | [
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Let me start by saying that I really wanted this product to work.
abby sher
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/honest-product-reviews-purell-advanced-hand-sanitizer-refreshing-gel-c74158b20e89 | Honest Product Reviews: PURELL Advanced Hand Sanitizer Refreshing Gel | [
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Take this simple quiz to see where you stand in the Parade of Horribles!
Frances Katz
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/how-inappropriate-are-you-a-mens-magazine-quiz-3321baad0517 | How Inappropriate Are You? A Mens Magazine Quiz | [
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Yellow fever and witch trials didnt stop these historical
Sarah Clapp
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/how-our-foremothers-practiced-self-care-illustrated-7e558b92efd6 | How Our Foremothers Practiced Self-Care | [
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When your roommates dad introduces himself as Ted, you go off into a tailspin.
Ginny Hogan
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/how-to-address-your-friends-parents-as-adults-345510753b3 | How To Address Your Friends Parents As Adults | [
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Surely, as an avo-loving millennial, you are also aware of tiny homes.
mia reedy herman
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/how-to-build-your-own-hgtv-worthy-tiny-house-from-avocado-toast-57b24c67c5c9 | How to Build Your Own HGTV-Worthy Tiny House from Avocado Toast | [
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You share everything in this fuckhouse!
Courtney Paige Barnett
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/how-to-order-postmates-for-your-polyamorous-relationship-f9a68882c64b | How to Order PostMates for Your Polyamorous Relationship | [
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Isnt it so weird that theres only ONE of these?!
Lauren Tousignant
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/how-to-play-herstory-the-only-board-game-about-women-in-history-5fdc60c6ff43 | How To Play Herstory!: the Only Board Game About Women In History | [
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Here, do these things if you must do something!
Mia Mercado
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/how-to-protest-so-no-one-gets-offended-or-even-notices-7d4aba3bdb5b | How To Protest So No One Gets Offended Or Even Notices | [
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Now That Youre a Male Feminist Ally!
monicamcfawn
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/how-to-respectfully-conjure-bloody-mary-d1d8f502bb06 | How To Respectfully Conjure Bloody Mary | [
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5 Really Hard Halloween Costumes
Chant Griffin
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/how-to-slay-like-queen-bey-3748baf18d83 | How to Slay Like Queen Bey | [
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Decode all of those crazy mixed signals!
Charu Sinha
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/how-to-tell-if-your-valentine-doesnt-want-to-bone-49b070979e75 | How to Tell If Your Valentine Doesnt Want to Bone | [
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Maybe we could evolve to rid bodies of waste internally
Nikki Palumbo
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/hypothetical-advances-in-society-thatd-be-made-if-women-weren-t-always-waiting-in-line-for-the-3e06c9d52b79 | Hypothetical Advances In Society Thatd Be Made If Women Werent Always Waiting In Line for the Bathroom | [
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You think Im joking but I am not.
Robin Zlotnick
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/i-am-a-grown-woman-and-i-am-going-to-marry-this-pizza-5dbc37b850a0 | I Am a Grown Woman and I Am Going To Marry This Pizza | [
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Oh, the places well go!
Kate Schulman
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/i-am-a-road-trip-and-i-am-going-to-change-your-life-d9bbdab2ab57 | I am a Road Trip, and I am Going to Change Your Life | [
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Am I the only one who truly gets Victorian Christmas?
Maya Sinha
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/i-am-chaining-myself-to-a-post-in-this-victorian-christmas-reenactment-bfbf7c37c641 | I Am Chaining Myself to a Post in this Victorian Christmas Reenactment | [
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Requires Me To Click Unfriend On Social Media.
Libby Doyne
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/i-believe-women-unless-its-inconvenient-for-my-career-my-weekend-plans-my-group-chat-or-f3e0a9fc5ef4 | I Believe WomenUnless Its Inconvenient For My Career, My Weekend Plans, My Group Chat, or | [
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What an amazing few weeks of motherhood it has been!
Jonda Robinson
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/i-got-the-baby-in-the-king-cake-and-now-im-totally-rocking-being-a-mom-684003be3057 | I Got the Baby in the King Cake, and Now Im Totally Rocking Being a Mom | [
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Thanks, Social Justice Warriors!
Fiona Taylor
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/i-pep%C3%A9-le-pew-can-no-longer-catcall-the-ladies-8a95ba475036 | I, Pep Le Pew, Can No Longer Catcall The Ladies | [
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As farm-to-table as youll ever get.
Bobbie Armstrong
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/i-tried-farm-to-door-and-heres-what-happened-1d08feff69d2 | I Tried Farm to Door and Heres What Happened | [
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The name itself should have been a red flag.
Liza Wyles
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/id-like-to-return-my-girl-power-da04bf8d9448 | Id Like to Return My Girl Power | [
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If we had no culture, we couldnt have a gun-loving culture.
Ginny Hogan
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/if-its-not-a-gun-problem-what-is-it-392c59e02b9 | If Its Not A Gun Problem, What Is It? | [
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Go on darling, click the shutter. Click it. NOW.
Ysabel Yates
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/im-a-beautiful-goose-and-you-re-a-fool-if-you-don-t-take-my-picture-70d2575b061 | Im A Beautiful Goose And Youre A Fool If You Dont Take My Picture | [
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I will ruin your day from the shotgun of my divorced dads Volkswagon.
Caroline Kreidberg
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/im-a-sad-white-boy-in-a-movie-here-to-explain-everything-that-s-wrong-with-this-town-9a783fae9f3c | Im a Sad White Boy in a Movie, Here to Explain Everything Thats Wrong with This Town | [
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Some heroes drink Miller High Life with their buddy, Stew
Caroline Kreidberg
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/im-the-man-who-taught-a-woman-how-to-get-rid-of-her-hiccups-8360f6a0c234 | Im the Man Who Taught A Woman How to Get Rid Of Her Hiccups | [
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And you thought the original emotions were intense.
Julie Parker
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But what does that mean? Im glad I asked!
Taylor Kay Phillips
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/its-me-the-new-female-character-in-this-sci-fi-show-here-to-ask-clarifying-questions-286af3befbc8 | Its Me! The New Female Character In This Sci-Fi Show! Here To Ask Clarifying Questions! | [
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Even Jesus only has so much patience he has had it up to heaven with the hypocritical BS!
Kristin Nalivaika
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/jesus-sarcastic-thank-you-notes-to-the-alt-right-42ab5d635ef5 | Jesus Sarcastic Thank You Notes To the Alt-Right | [
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WANTED: SENIOR STAFF AIDE/OFTRENT
Kate Washington
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/job-listing-senior-staff-handm-aide-to-congressman-trent-franks-915a3db57268 | Job Listing: Senior Staff [Handm]Aide to Congressman Trent Franks | [
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An illustrated journey.
konnichiwagrl
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/junk-food-dates-b5303e374c51 | Junk Food Dates | [
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There were zero lipsticks
Carrie Wittmer
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/kylie-jenner-reviews-mother-f5a74e76cc1e | Kylie Jenner reviews mother! | [
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We Must Act FAST To Secure All of These Powerful Voices for Womanhood
D. Arthur
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/leaked-email-early-draft-full-agenda-for-the-womens-convention-f2f61ab5dbf6 | LEAKED EMAIL: EARLY DRAFT FULL AGENDA FOR THE WOMENS CONVENTION | [
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Hi, sweetie. Its Mom.
Erin Sullivan
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/lede-buried-voicemails-from-your-mom-80724110a4fc | Lede-Buried Voicemails From Your Mom | [
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Just summon a chaos demon to devour your bones as you sleep!
Harmony Cox
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/lose-weight-the-easy-way-with-whole206-7b5269b3c147 | Lose Weight The Easy Way With Whole206! | [
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Forget Fantasy FootballFantasy Federal Prosecution is SO hot right now.
Belladonna Comedy
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/meet-the-taint-team-and-the-rest-of-the-fantasy-federal-prosecution-league-8d0c14cc7ee3 | Meet The Taint Team and the Rest of the Fantasy Federal Prosecution League | [
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The Road to Perdition is Paved by Dr. Seuss
RJ Happel
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/mike-pences-bucket-of-banned-summer-reading-9b757ab9e3d0 | Mike Pences Bucket of Banned Summer Reading | [
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Also, the Dad Bod to Yoga Bod class at 3:30 pm has been canceled today.
Deana Morton
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/mindful-diaper-changing-at-om-shanti-for-mommy-981be6e531b0 | Mindful Diaper Changing at Om Shanti For Mommy | [
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Im the gateway to the majesty you crave.
Elizabeth Scafuto
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/monologue-im-the-900-canada-goose-coat-you-lust-for-denise-17e2066247d0 | Monologue: Im the $900 Canada Goose Coat You Lust For, Denise. | [
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Famous Women on Dorito Equality
Katie Burgess
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/nacho-daddys-chips-c5a01043489b | Nacho Daddys Chips | [
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Guess what? Its not Well, actually
Jen O'Donnell
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/new-email-disclaimers-for-all-male-colleagues-35e6bb900e9f | New Email Disclaimers For All Male Colleagues | [
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Because we know youre slow and need a little help.
Amanda Beth Hill
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/new-improve-slow-cooker-user-guide-58d11fffa221 | New & Improved Slow Cooker User Guide | [
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By the Staff at Americas Test Kitchen
Caitlin Kunkel
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/no-we-will-not-test-a-recipe-for-rape-culture-please-stop-asking-90ecff8d3c35 | No, We Will Not Test A Recipe for Rape Culture, Please Stop Asking. | [
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Dont let the cave roof block our rise!
Elizabeth Preston
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/op-ed-as-a-cavewoman-im-grateful-we-ve-solved-this-sexual-harassment-problem-once-and-for-all-90d85a2456d3 | OP-ED: As a Cavewoman, Im Grateful Weve Solved This Sexual Harassment Problem Once and For All | [
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Other Government Positions That Would Be Improved By The Addition Of Food
Ilana Gordon
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According to his 60 Minutes interview on Sunday, 9/10/17
Caitlin Kunkel
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/other-historical-things-that-are-too-bombastic-even-for-steve-bannon-9db0b9c84734 | Other historical things that are too bombastic, even for Steve Bannon | [
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Great job on editing The Last Jedi, MRAs. We all know women were making the movie way less appealing.
Justine McGrath
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For brows that arent twins or even sisters
Danielle Kraese
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Bye, Ladies!
Brooke Preston
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/other-tv-season-finale-cliffhangers-as-pitched-by-kevin-james-afa671df1640 | Other TV Season Finale Cliffhangers, as Pitched by Kevin James | [
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Which is a totally normal thing in America! No puppet!
Joyce Millman
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/other-words-the-trump-administration-wants-to-ban-the-cdc-from-using-d5c7a3654275 | Other Words the Trump Administration Wants to Ban the CDC from Using | [
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In a world that occasionally rewards hard work, persistence and talent, how can ordinary moms and dads achieve this goal?
Devorah Blachor
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/parenting-tips-for-raising-a-confident-mediocre-white-man-81d19982c189 | Parenting Tips for Raising a Confident Mediocre White Man | [
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Dont make us put you on a PIP.
Laura Chanoux
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/performance-review-from-the-committee-on-your-reproductive-choices-fd27635ad1ce | Performance Review from the Committee on Your Reproductive Choices | [
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Winter is coming to my cryogenic sleeping pod.
Sasha Stewart
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/please-excuse-me-while-i-cryogenically-freeze-myself-until-next-seasons-game-of-thrones-29a717356e68 | Please Excuse Me While I Cryogenically Freeze Myself Until Next Seasons Game of Thrones | [
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If youre facing imminent and unavoidable contact with children, call customer service right away.
Anne-Sophie Jouhanneau
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/please-read-the-instructions-to-your-white-jeans-84461c50ad57 | Please Read the Instructions to your White Jeans | [
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We are totally appreciative of each customer, but this is first and foremost a business.
Arianna Durnell
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/please-stop-asking-our-baristas-to-call-me-by-your-name-447852175522 | Please Stop Asking Our Baristas To Call Me By Your Name | [
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Wow. Where to even begin?
Kimberly Harrington
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/please-unfriend-me-318bb061db7 | Please Unfriend Me | [
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Time for these fantasies to get real
Caitlin Kunkel
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/popular-fairy-tales-updated-for-2018-2618f369b247 | Popular Fairy Tales Updated for 2018 | [
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Winner to receive the FAKE NEWS TROPHY!!!
Dani Bostick
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/presidential-contests-sponsored-by-your-favorite-president-me-c01b04fd4a34 | Presidential Contests Sponsored By Your Favorite President (Me) | [
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And no, you dont get to choose which one.
Teresa Newsome Altomare
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/pubic-hairstyles-im-willing-to-try-should-we-decide-to-have-intercourse-f9cc1473e0ee | Pubic Hairstyles Im Willing To Try, Should We Decide To Have Intercourse | [
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Youre gonna fail!
Carrie Wittmer
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/quiz-actual-plot-on-gossip-girl-or-thing-i-just-made-up-5bc4ae232cfe | QUIZ: Actual Plot on Gossip Girl or Thing I Just Made Up? | [
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Find out if its the winter blues
Kate Anderson
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Everyones favorite game show!
Lizzy
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A fun, totally not even a little bit educational quiz
Nikki Haverstock
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/quiz-bond-girl-erotica-author-drag-queen-or-early-suffragette-38dfe5e49d58 | QUIZ: Bond Girl, Erotica Author, Drag Queen or Early Suffragette? | [
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Behind every handsome movie star, there is a spirit with the same last name.
D. Arthur
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/quiz-which-hemsworth-is-your-perfect-man-chris-liam-or-this-ghost-of-an-old-timey-tailor-60756803cc83 | QUIZ: Which Hemsworth is Your Perfect Man? Chris, Liam, or This Ghost of an Old-Timey Tailor? | [
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Members include President Lincoln, Oskar Schindler, and Frederick
Sasha Stewart
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/radical-members-of-the-alt-left-21da3109dd59 | Radical Members of the Alt-Left | [
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(And Am Now Ignoring Your Emails)
clancy tripp
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/reasons-i-did-not-show-up-for-the-job-interview-61213d065296 | Reasons I Did Not Show Up For The Job Interview | [
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An unverified theory.
Casey Rand
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/reasons-i-think-this-bus-driver-might-be-my-father-cfefeb1be310 | Reasons I Think This Bus Driver Might Be My Father | [
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Its on, babies.
Taylor Kay Phillips
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/ruth-bader-ginsburg-plays-marry-fuck-kill-a0b5763e1279 | Ruth Bader Ginsburg Plays Marry, Fuck, Kill | [
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The American Dream can be summarized by the act of eating a smashed, slightly soggy PB&J over your keyboard at 11:30AM.
Katie Mather
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/sad-desk-lunches-to-pair-with-your-work-related-existential-crises-a0f1eeb013a5 | Sad Desk Lunches To Pair With Your Work-Related Existential Crises | [
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Get ready for an Infection to Remember!
Arya Sajan
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/seven-classic-films-set-for-a-remake-that-are-all-based-on-yeast-infections-b73d1b36dda9 | Seven Classic Films Set For A Remake That Are All Based On Yeast Infections | [
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Episode 3: Summer of silliness.
Anna Geannopoulos
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His side CHICK is actually a side SEDAN???
Candace Mitchell
https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/signs-your-boyfriend-cheats-on-you-with-his-car-6975112f855f | SIGNS YOUR BF CHEATS ON YOU WITH HIS CAR | [
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Like, SOOOOOOOOOOO amazing! Wow.
Carrie Wittmer
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