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alone. Thank God for mother's sake, and dear Arthur's, and for all our |
friends who have been so kind! I shall not even feel the change, for |
last night Dr. Van Helsing slept in his chair a lot of the time. I found |
him asleep twice when I awoke; but I did not fear to go to sleep again, |
although the boughs or bats or something napped almost angrily against |
the window-panes. |
_"The Pall Mall Gazette," 18 September._ |
THE ESCAPED WOLF. |
PERILOUS ADVENTURE OF OUR INTERVIEWER. |
_Interview with the Keeper in the Zoölogical Gardens._ |
After many inquiries and almost as many refusals, and perpetually using |
the words "Pall Mall Gazette" as a sort of talisman, I managed to find |
the keeper of the section of the Zoölogical Gardens in which the wolf |
department is included. Thomas Bilder lives in one of the cottages in |
the enclosure behind the elephant-house, and was just sitting down to |
his tea when I found him. Thomas and his wife are hospitable folk, |
elderly, and without children, and if the specimen I enjoyed of their |
hospitality be of the average kind, their lives must be pretty |
comfortable. The keeper would not enter on what he called "business" |
until the supper was over, and we were all satisfied. Then when the |
table was cleared, and he had lit his pipe, he said:-- |
"Now, sir, you can go on and arsk me what you want. You'll excoose me |
refoosin' to talk of perfeshunal subjects afore meals. I gives the |
wolves and the jackals and the hyenas in all our section their tea afore |
I begins to arsk them questions." |
"How do you mean, ask them questions?" I queried, wishful to get him |
into a talkative humour. |
"'Ittin' of them over the 'ead with a pole is one way; scratchin' of |
their hears is another, when gents as is flush wants a bit of a show-orf |
to their gals. I don't so much mind the fust--the 'ittin' with a pole |
afore I chucks in their dinner; but I waits till they've 'ad their |
sherry and kawffee, so to speak, afore I tries on with the |
ear-scratchin'. Mind you," he added philosophically, "there's a deal of |
the same nature in us as in them theer animiles. Here's you a-comin' and |
arskin' of me questions about my business, and I that grumpy-like that |
only for your bloomin' 'arf-quid I'd 'a' seen you blowed fust 'fore I'd |
answer. Not even when you arsked me sarcastic-like if I'd like you to |
arsk the Superintendent if you might arsk me questions. Without offence |
did I tell yer to go to 'ell?" |
"You did." |
"An' when you said you'd report me for usin' of obscene language that |
was 'ittin' me over the 'ead; but the 'arf-quid made that all right. I |
weren't a-goin' to fight, so I waited for the food, and did with my 'owl |
as the wolves, and lions, and tigers does. But, Lor' love yer 'art, now |
that the old 'ooman has stuck a chunk of her tea-cake in me, an' rinsed |
me out with her bloomin' old teapot, and I've lit hup, you may scratch |
my ears for all you're worth, and won't git even a growl out of me. |
Drive along with your questions. I know what yer a-comin' at, that 'ere |
escaped wolf." |
"Exactly. I want you to give me your view of it. Just tell me how it |
happened; and when I know the facts I'll get you to say what you |
consider was the cause of it, and how you think the whole affair will |
end." |
"All right, guv'nor. This 'ere is about the 'ole story. That 'ere wolf |
what we called Bersicker was one of three grey ones that came from |
Norway to Jamrach's, which we bought off him four years ago. He was a |
nice well-behaved wolf, that never gave no trouble to talk of. I'm more |
surprised at 'im for wantin' to get out nor any other animile in the |
place. But, there, you can't trust wolves no more nor women." |
"Don't you mind him, sir!" broke in Mrs. Tom, with a cheery laugh. "'E's |
got mindin' the animiles so long that blest if he ain't like a old wolf |
'isself! But there ain't no 'arm in 'im." |
"Well, sir, it was about two hours after feedin' yesterday when I first |
hear my disturbance. I was makin' up a litter in the monkey-house for a |
young puma which is ill; but when I heard the yelpin' and 'owlin' I kem |
away straight. There was Bersicker a-tearin' like a mad thing at the |
bars as if he wanted to get out. There wasn't much people about that |
day, and close at hand was only one man, a tall, thin chap, with a 'ook |
nose and a pointed beard, with a few white hairs runnin' through it. He |
had a 'ard, cold look and red eyes, and I took a sort of mislike to him, |
for it seemed as if it was 'im as they was hirritated at. He 'ad white |
kid gloves on 'is 'ands, and he pointed out the animiles to me and says: |
'Keeper, these wolves seem upset at something.' |
"'Maybe it's you,' says I, for I did not like the airs as he give |
'isself. He didn't git angry, as I 'oped he would, but he smiled a kind |
of insolent smile, with a mouth full of white, sharp teeth. 'Oh no, they |
wouldn't like me,' 'e says. |
"'Ow yes, they would,' says I, a-imitatin' of him. 'They always likes a |
bone or two to clean their teeth on about tea-time, which you 'as a |
bagful.' |
"Well, it was a odd thing, but when the animiles see us a-talkin' they |
lay down, and when I went over to Bersicker he let me stroke his ears |
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