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Ballgravy: Ass ass ass |
Colonelonic: Shut up, Bgravy |
Ballgravy: Blow me |
Trepan: What's wrong with you, Ballgravy? We're having a grown-up conversation here |
Ballgravy: Just don't like Brits. |
Trepan: What, all of them? |
Ballgravy: Whatever -- all the ones I've met have been tight-ass pricks |
##Colonelonic: (private) He's just a troll, ignore him |
/private Colonelonic: Watch this |
Trepan: How many? |
Ballgravy: How many what? |
Trepan: Have you met? |
Ballgravy: Enough |
Trepan: > 100? |
Ballgravy: No |
Trepan: > 50? |
Ballgravy: No |
Trepan: > 10? |
Ballgravy: Around 10 |
Trepan: Where are you from? |
Ballgravy: Queens |
Trepan: Well, you're not going to believe this, but you're the tenth person from Queens I've met -- and you're all morons who pick fights with strangers in chat-rooms |
Colonelonic: Queens==ass |
Trepan: Ass ass ass |
Ballgravy: Fuck you both |
##Ballgravy has left channel #EST.chatter |
Colonelonic: Nicely done |
Colonelonic: He's been boring me stupid for the past hour, following me from channel to channel |
Colonelonic: What are you doing in London, anyway? |
Trepan: Like I said, waiting for the cops |
Colonelonic: But why are you there in the first place |
Trepan: /private Colonelonic It's a work thing. For EST. |
##Colonelonic: (private) No shit? |
Trepan: /private Colonelonic Yeah. Can't really say much more, you understand |
##Colonelonic: (private) Cool! Any more jobs? One more day at Merril-Lynch and I'm gonna kill someone |
Trepan: /private Colonelonic Sorry, no. There must be some perks though. |
##Colonelonic: (private) I can pick fights with strangers in chat rooms! Also, I get to play with Lexus-Nexus all I want |
Trepan: /private Colonelonic That's pretty rad, anyway |
##Ballgravy has joined channel #EST.chatter |
Ballgravy: Homos |
Trepan: Oh Christ, are you back again, Queens? |
Colonelonic: I've gotta go anyway |
Trepan: See ya |
##Colonelonic has left channel #EST.chatter |
##Trepan has left channel #EST.chatter |
Art stood up and blinked. He approached the desk sergeant and asked if he thought it would be much longer. The sergeant fiddled with a comm for a moment, then said, "Oh, we're quite done with you sir, thank you." Art repressed a vituperative response, counted three, then thanked the cop. |
He commed Linda. |
"What's up?" |
"They say we're free to go. I think they've been just keeping us here for shits and giggles. Can you believe that?" |
"Whatever -- I've been having a nice chat with Constable McGivens. Constable, is it all right if we go now?" |
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