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<|im_start|>user -Stormtrooper <|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> "You miss 100% of the shots you take" -Stormtrooper<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user "You miss 100% of the shots you take" -Stormtrooper<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Fucking golden comment right there.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Fucking golden comment right there.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Did it really miss if it was redirected to hit another person?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user -Stormtrooper <|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> "You miss 100% of the shots you take" -Stormtrooper<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user -Stormtrooper <|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> "You miss 100% of the shots you take" -Stormtrooper<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user - Morgan Freeman<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> -Stormtrooper <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user -Stormtrooper <|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> - SmithzZ <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user - SmithzZ <|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Abraham Lincoln. Probably <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user - Morgan Freeman<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> -Stormtrooper <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user - Morgan Freeman<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> -Stormtrooper <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user -Wayne Gretzky<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> -Michael Scott <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user -Michael Scott <|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> -Some redditor every time somebody comments this quote <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user -Michael Scott <|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> -Some redditor every time somebody comments this quote <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user -Wayne Gretzky<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> -Michael Scott <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user You miss 100% of the shots you don't take<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> -Wayne Gretzky<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user For the first time ever, I asked a girl if she was single!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> You miss 100% of the shots you don't take<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user You miss 100% of the shots you don't take<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> "Always take the shot." - Mark Jefferson<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user For the first time ever, I asked a girl if she was single!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> You miss 100% of the shots you don't take<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user You miss 100% of the shots you don't take<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> -Me <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user For the first time ever, I asked a girl if she was single!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Women are just people with vaginas. Don't put them on a pedestal. <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Women are just people with vaginas. Don't put them on a pedestal. <|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Easier said than done. <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user For the first time ever, I asked a girl if she was single!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Women are just people with vaginas. Don't put them on a pedestal. <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Women are just people with vaginas. Don't put them on a pedestal. <|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> This one clearly doesn't understand the male mind.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user This one clearly doesn't understand the male mind.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> The male mind isn't that complex. Woman are easy. Just treat them like you would treat a guy.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user The male mind isn't that complex. Woman are easy. Just treat them like you would treat a guy.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I would give you gold if I had money!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user This one clearly doesn't understand the male mind.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> The male mind isn't that complex. Woman are easy. Just treat them like you would treat a guy.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user For the first time ever, I asked a girl if she was single!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> They all have boyfriends. <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user They all have boyfriends. <|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> /r/ForeverAlone <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user /r/ForeverAlone <|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> R/rape<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user So i've been pronouncing "decorative" wrong my whole life<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I used to pronounce "aVENger" as "AVenger" (pronounced sorta like "average").<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I used to pronounce "aVENger" as "AVenger" (pronounced sorta like "average").<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Makes sense actually, given "scavenger"<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user So i've been pronouncing "decorative" wrong my whole life<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> My whole life, I thought Tucson, AZ was actually Tuscon, AZ.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user My whole life, I thought Tucson, AZ was actually Tuscon, AZ.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Holy crap... i didnt know that until i read this comment. I always said "tusken" too LOL<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user My whole life, I thought Tucson, AZ was actually Tuscon, AZ.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Holy crap... i didnt know that until i read this comment. I always said "tusken" too LOL<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Serious Confession - I drink room temperature lemon juice<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> That is so strange. Man, that sounds disgusting. But, I dunno, to each their own?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user That is so strange. Man, that sounds disgusting. But, I dunno, to each their own?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> to be fair it sounds really gross but man do i love lemon juice <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Serious Confession - I drink room temperature lemon juice<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> That is so strange. Man, that sounds disgusting. But, I dunno, to each their own?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user That is so strange. Man, that sounds disgusting. But, I dunno, to each their own?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I like stale peeps more than 'fresh' peeps<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user That is so strange. Man, that sounds disgusting. But, I dunno, to each their own?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I like stale peeps more than 'fresh' peeps<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I like stale peeps more than 'fresh' peeps<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> What are peeps? <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user That is so strange. Man, that sounds disgusting. But, I dunno, to each their own?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I like stale peeps more than 'fresh' peeps<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user That is so strange. Man, that sounds disgusting. But, I dunno, to each their own?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I like stale peeps more than 'fresh' peeps<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Serious Confession - I drink room temperature lemon juice<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I drink room temperature everything <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I drink room temperature everything <|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Even milk?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Your comment is the superpower you get. Second comment is the condition on when you get to use it.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Super speed - Flash level (for comic book fans, yes, that means a connection to the Speed Force)<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Super speed - Flash level (for comic book fans, yes, that means a connection to the Speed Force)<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> But you can only use it going backwards.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Your comment is the superpower you get. Second comment is the condition on when you get to use it.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Teleportation<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Teleportation<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> You can only use this on airplanes. So, you still have to *buy* the tickets and pack your bags. <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Your comment is the superpower you get. Second comment is the condition on when you get to use it.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Mind manipulation (jedi mind tricks)<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Mind manipulation (jedi mind tricks)<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> You can only use it on the gender you're not interested in. Not gettin' laid toniiiight<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user You can only use it on the gender you're not interested in. Not gettin' laid toniiiight<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> 50% of the population still? Not a terrible limit.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user 50% of the population still? Not a terrible limit.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> If he/she is not bisexual, that is.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Your comment is the superpower you get. Second comment is the condition on when you get to use it.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> To breathe under water.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user To breathe under water.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> but only in toxic water<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Your comment is the superpower you get. Second comment is the condition on when you get to use it.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Complete control of time - as-in start, stop, rewind, fast word, jump to point, etc.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Complete control of time - as-in start, stop, rewind, fast word, jump to point, etc.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> You need to use internet explorer to navigate through.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Your comment is the superpower you get. Second comment is the condition on when you get to use it.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> The power to summon any kind of pizza I want whenever I want.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user The power to summon any kind of pizza I want whenever I want.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> It's toppings must include pineapple<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user It's toppings must include pineapple<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Aw fuck. Fine but it's only one one singular slice. <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Your comment is the superpower you get. Second comment is the condition on when you get to use it.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Imperviousness (nothing can injure me essentially)<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Imperviousness (nothing can injure me essentially)<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> This only works on Febuary 29th. <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Imperviousness (nothing can injure me essentially)<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> This only works on Febuary 29th. <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Your comment is the superpower you get. Second comment is the condition on when you get to use it.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Invisibility<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Invisibility<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> But only when alseep.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user But only when alseep.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Damn I wish I sleep walk! Won't enjoy my superpower :/ <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Your comment is the superpower you get. Second comment is the condition on when you get to use it.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Able to tell the future<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Able to tell the future<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> You can only tell what will happen three seconds from when you start. <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Your comment is the superpower you get. Second comment is the condition on when you get to use it.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Controlling fire<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Controlling fire<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> The fire burns at an extremely low temperature that is very comforting to humans.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user The fire burns at an extremely low temperature that is very comforting to humans.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> "Hey guys, it's Smore's man!"<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user "Hey guys, it's Smore's man!"<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> pffft ahahaha he'd be an excellent cook if he needs to flambe something<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user pffft ahahaha he'd be an excellent cook if he needs to flambe something<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> You may not be a superhero, but you'd be a damn fine cook.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Your comment is the superpower you get. Second comment is the condition on when you get to use it.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Superhuman strength and agility.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Superhuman strength and agility.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> You can only use it on objects that weigh less than 600 pounds<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you want to be?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> A scientific base in Antarctica<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user A scientific base in Antarctica<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> What do you study? <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user What do you study? <|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Ancient bones.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Where do you see yourself in the next 5 years?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Hopefully someone that matches to what my standards of success are <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Hopefully someone that matches to what my standards of success are <|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Do You have plans that will you reach that goal?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Where do you see yourself in the next 5 years?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Asking myself that same question with a different date on my calendar.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Asking myself that same question with a different date on my calendar.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> What's tha date<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Where do you see yourself in the next 5 years?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Hopefully I'll be a 32 year old registered dietitian with a SO. Probably will just be dead!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Hopefully I'll be a 32 year old registered dietitian with a SO. Probably will just be dead!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Are you a registered dietician at this time?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I am trying to discover 100 new artist this year<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Do you like foreign language music?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Do you like foreign language music?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I'm not against it!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Asking out my crush in about an hour, wish me luck<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Hey it's been about an hour, how'd it go?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Hey it's been about an hour, how'd it go?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Class is almost over, I'll update when I do it<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Class is almost over, I'll update when I do it<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> You've got this.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user You've got this.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Updated<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user You've got this.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Updated<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user You've got this.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Updated<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Asking out my crush in about an hour, wish me luck<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Fantastic! What is your plan for the date?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Fantastic! What is your plan for the date?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I honestly have no clue. Probably bowling or mini golf or just dinner<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I honestly have no clue. Probably bowling or mini golf or just dinner<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Mini golf is good. As long as you don't get easily frustrated, mini golf is hard <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Fantastic! What is your plan for the date?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I honestly have no clue. Probably bowling or mini golf or just dinner<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Asking out my crush in about an hour, wish me luck<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Did she herself reject you or you've been rejected 8 times by other girls?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Did she herself reject you or you've been rejected 8 times by other girls?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> 8 others<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user 8 others<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Oh I was thinking it was the same girl, I was like, "DUDE GET THE HINT!" HAHA!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Did she herself reject you or you've been rejected 8 times by other girls?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> 8 others<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Asking out my crush in about an hour, wish me luck<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Glad to hear it went well! What do you got planned?<|im_end|>