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<|im_start|>user I skipped to a random point in a random video on youtube and I was in it<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> It's a sign<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user It's a sign<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> But you dont believe in signs.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I skipped to a random point in a random video on youtube and I was in it<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> r/coincidence<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user r/coincidence<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> r/ithinknot<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I decided to be an atheist at 12 when my church told me my pets didn't have souls.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> That's cool because humans don't have souls either.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user That's cool because humans don't have souls either.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Me and Mister Mittens are going to Hell together.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I decided to be an atheist at 12 when my church told me my pets didn't have souls.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Cats obviously have deeply corrupted souls.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Cats obviously have deeply corrupted souls.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Not my boy Tom, he's a pure innocent snuggle bean who wants hugs and kisses 24/7<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user What's a language that you always wanted to learn?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Any Scandinavian language, because I love their lore and how they sound<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Any Scandinavian language, because I love their lore and how they sound<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I have friends that are fluent in swedish!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I start a new job tomorrow after being a stay at home mom for 9 years and my husband doesn’t even care. Wish me luck? I’m super nervous.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> That’s great! Good luck, hope you enjoy it!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user That’s great! Good luck, hope you enjoy it!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Thank you!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user What the hell do you do in a bathtub?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Think of it like a hot tub, you sit, pee and soak. What more could you ask for?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Think of it like a hot tub, you sit, pee and soak. What more could you ask for?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> ...pee?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user ...pee?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I mean, how else are you going to keep it warm? 😅<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Think of it like a hot tub, you sit, pee and soak. What more could you ask for?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> ...pee?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user What the hell do you do in a bathtub?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> You can also wash children and dogs in them. Cats not recommended.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user You can also wash children and dogs in them. Cats not recommended.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Sounds like something a cat would say...<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user [update] Going on a first date later and I don’t think she’s notice my disability...<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Aww. Sorry, OP<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Aww. Sorry, OP<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> It’s whatever. I don’t need to be with an asshole<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user It’s whatever. I don’t need to be with an asshole<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I’m really sorry.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user [update] Going on a first date later and I don’t think she’s notice my disability...<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Mega ouch<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Mega ouch<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Thanks<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Thanks<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Yea that sucks your disability doesn't even affect your personality<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Yea that sucks your disability doesn't even affect your personality<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Apparently it effects how people see me<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Apparently it effects how people see me<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Yes it's a mega ouch<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Yes it's a mega ouch<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Tell me about it.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Tell me about it.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> No<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user No<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Fine be that way<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user [update] Going on a first date later and I don’t think she’s notice my disability...<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Sorry to hear that man! Thanks for the update.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Sorry to hear that man! Thanks for the update.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> What do you mean?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user What do you mean?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> You’re other post had a update link to this one. I thought it was cool.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Strange request...can somebody ask me something about myself?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> No not really it’s good to have someone to talk too. So how are you doing?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user No not really it’s good to have someone to talk too. So how are you doing?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I'm not too bad to be honest, been a lovely warm day today. How are you? :)<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Strange request...can somebody ask me something about myself?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> How tall are you and what is your favourite colour?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user How tall are you and what is your favourite colour?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I'm 5ft 7 and Tardis/Royal blue. How about you? :)<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I'm 5ft 7 and Tardis/Royal blue. How about you? :)<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> 5ft 11. Quite fond of blue, as well.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Strange request...can somebody ask me something about myself?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> What's your favourite dinosaur? *Mine is a diplodocus*<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user What's your favourite dinosaur? *Mine is a diplodocus*<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> ALI-A????<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Do you ever get that feeling that’s like “wow, I exist”?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Yup, when my daughter was born.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Yup, when my daughter was born.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Who's the dick that down voted my daughter being born!? LOL.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Yup, when my daughter was born.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Who's the dick that down voted my daughter being born!? LOL.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Been sober for 14 years<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> "14 years is a good start..." My friend, I would have to agree with you.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user "14 years is a good start..." My friend, I would have to agree with you.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Plot twist: OP is 14<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Plot twist: OP is 14<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I thought the same lol<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I thought the same lol<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Still not a bad start tbh<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user "14 years is a good start..." My friend, I would have to agree with you.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Plot twist: OP is 14<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Plot twist: OP is 14<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Plot twist: OP is 16<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Plot twist: OP is 16<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Nobody gets drunk at 2 years old<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Plot twist: OP is 16<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Nobody gets drunk at 2 years old<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Plot twist: OP is 16<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Nobody gets drunk at 2 years old<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Nobody gets drunk at 2 years old<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Ever hear of "whiskey tits?"<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Plot twist: OP is 16<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Nobody gets drunk at 2 years old<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Plot twist: OP is 16<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Nobody gets drunk at 2 years old<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user "14 years is a good start..." My friend, I would have to agree with you.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Plot twist: OP is 14<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user "14 years is a good start..." My friend, I would have to agree with you.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Plot twist: OP is 14<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user "14 years is a good start..." My friend, I would have to agree with you.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Plot twist: OP is 14<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Been sober for 14 years<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Congrats man<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Congrats man<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Thankk<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Been sober for 14 years<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Damn. I've been sober for just a little less.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Damn. I've been sober for just a little less.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Nice<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Nice<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> That is to say, I haven't turned 14 yet.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user That is to say, I haven't turned 14 yet.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Still nice, don't drink, it's useless<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Still nice, don't drink, it's useless<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I don't plan to. :)<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Been sober for 14 years<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Casually going through and downvoting everything he posts to negate this good karma<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Casually going through and downvoting everything he posts to negate this good karma<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Wow I miss that 100 karma youre gonna take away from me<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Wow I miss that 100 karma youre gonna take away from me<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Suck my ass<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Going on a first date later and I don’t think she’s noticed my disability...<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Go have a good time. Relax and be yourself.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Go have a good time. Relax and be yourself.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I’m like a cat on a hot tin roof sometimes<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Going on a first date later and I don’t think she’s noticed my disability...<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Btw - you know you need to check back in and let us know...<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Btw - you know you need to check back in and let us know...<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Wait so do I just add an update to the bottom??<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I Miss The Feeling of Feeling Special<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> This book made me thinks of the book "Boy's Life" by Robert R. McCammon<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user This book made me thinks of the book "Boy's Life" by Robert R. McCammon<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Book?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user One of my friends told me he always likes talking to me because of one thing I do and it made me so happy<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> That's lovely. Simple things!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user That's lovely. Simple things!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> The simplest things make the biggest differences 😉<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user One of my friends told me he always likes talking to me because of one thing I do and it made me so happy<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I do this sometimes too, and it's really effective. But it's hard to do it sincerely sometimes.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I do this sometimes too, and it's really effective. But it's hard to do it sincerely sometimes.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> When you really love someone though, they’re the easiest to be genuine with :)<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user One of my friends told me he always likes talking to me because of one thing I do and it made me so happy<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> You should consider teaching, coaching, or mentoring. We can always use great people like you.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user You should consider teaching, coaching, or mentoring. We can always use great people like you.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Oh man, social anxiety would make me a horrible mentor unfortunately ):<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user You should consider teaching, coaching, or mentoring. We can always use great people like you.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Oh man, social anxiety would make me a horrible mentor unfortunately ):<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Who wants to play detective?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Is the boat transporting secret cargo?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Is the boat transporting secret cargo?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Yes<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Yes<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Is it drugs?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Who wants to play detective?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Was the boat used to go to the Carribean?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Was the boat used to go to the Carribean?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Yes<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Yes<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Was the boat purchased from a shady source/person?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Was the boat purchased from a shady source/person?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> No<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user No<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> So, was the 'contest' real?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user So, was the 'contest' real?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> No<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user No<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Does the seller of the boat know Oscar personally?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Does the seller of the boat know Oscar personally?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> No<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user No<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> This may sound like the most stupid question but is the contest reward real?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user This may sound like the most stupid question but is the contest reward real?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> The reward was real, yes<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user The reward was real, yes<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Does the so-called seller's gang operate in the island?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Does the so-called seller's gang operate in the island?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Yes<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Yes<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Is Oscar in danger?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Is Oscar in danger?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Possibly but irrelevant<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Possibly but irrelevant<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Is Oscar directly involved in this 'crime'?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Is Oscar directly involved in this 'crime'?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Yes<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Yes<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Other than drugs, are they any other contraband on the boat? And does Oscar know about em?<|im_end|>