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<|im_start|>user
Did you fuck?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
not yet, thankfully we’re both in our PJs and don’t want to hang lol<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
not yet, thankfully we’re both in our PJs and don’t want to hang lol<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
You're lucky that's a really convenient fuck buddy, most of mine have been 30-50 minutes away<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I just matched with my downstairs neighbor on Tinder<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I thought it could only go >1 mile?....<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I thought it could only go >1 mile?....<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Nah I’ve had a ton of people that were only a few hundred feet when I’m in big cities<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I just matched with my downstairs neighbor on Tinder<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I thought it could only go >1 mile?....<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I thought it could only go >1 mile?....<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
It does, she's lying. It never says feet because that's way too dangerous<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I thought it could only go >1 mile?....<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
It does, she's lying. It never says feet because that's way too dangerous<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I’m an (almost) 30 year old man, and my 11 year old just made me (happy) cry<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Damn your 11 year old is making ME happy cry. What a sweet kid. Ya done good my man. Done good.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Damn your 11 year old is making ME happy cry. What a sweet kid. Ya done good my man. Done good.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I try my best. This parenting shit is hard<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
It's my birthday. I'm alone<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Happy Birthday stranger! And I hope you have such a wonderful and lovely day!<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Happy Birthday stranger! And I hope you have such a wonderful and lovely day!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
You too<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
It's my birthday. I'm alone<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Happy birthday! Enjoy the day and relax! And dont forget to get yourself a nice birthday treat!<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Happy birthday! Enjoy the day and relax! And dont forget to get yourself a nice birthday treat!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Thankyou. I had a meal and some drinks :)<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
It's my birthday. I'm alone<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Hey, we share the same birthday!<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Hey, we share the same birthday!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
That's cool. Happy birthday mate<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
It's my birthday. I'm alone<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
this happened to me before and it sucks..I'm sorry and hope you have an awesome day<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
this happened to me before and it sucks..I'm sorry and hope you have an awesome day<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Thankyou I'll try :) you too<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Thankyou I'll try :) you too<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
it happened years ago to me.. curious where are you from?<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
It's my birthday. I'm alone<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Happy birthday 🎉<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Happy birthday 🎉<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Cheers mare<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
It's my birthday. I'm alone<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Happy birthday stranger, how is/was your meal?<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Happy birthday stranger, how is/was your meal?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
It was delicious. A bit weird by myself but glad I went<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
It's my birthday. I'm alone<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Happy birthday 🎂! I hope you're haing a good time in the pub!<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Happy birthday 🎂! I hope you're haing a good time in the pub!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Thankyou:) I did my best. Have a good day<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Thankyou:) I did my best. Have a good day<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Have a pint from me (in spirit)<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
It's my birthday. I'm alone<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Happy birthday<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Happy birthday<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Thanks mate<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
It's my birthday. I'm alone<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Many happy returns. I hope you enjoy you meal.
Where are you traveling to?<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Many happy returns. I hope you enjoy you meal.
Where are you traveling to?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Thankyou. Phuket thailand on the way , then Melbourne, Australia for a year:)<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Thankyou. Phuket thailand on the way , then Melbourne, Australia for a year:)<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Wow I'm jealous. That sounds amazing.
Where in the UK are you from?<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Wow I'm jealous. That sounds amazing.
Where in the UK are you from?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Cheshire. Where are you from?<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
It's my birthday. I'm alone<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Happy Birthday!! Your not alone, you have your reddit family. Much love from South Wales/UK xxx<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Happy Birthday!! Your not alone, you have your reddit family. Much love from South Wales/UK xxx<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Mainly Talacre , if you've been<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
It's my birthday. I'm alone<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Hey Happy Birthday :)
How old are you turning?<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Hey Happy Birthday :)
How old are you turning?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Thanks , 21<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
It's my birthday. I'm alone<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Hey man, today’s my birthday too, let’s celebrate it together!<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Hey man, today’s my birthday too, let’s celebrate it together!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Happy birthday mate. Up to much??<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
It's my birthday. I'm alone<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
So where are you going to eat?<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
So where are you going to eat?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I went to wetherspoons, a pub / restaurant chain in the UK!<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
It's my birthday. I'm alone<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Me too brother. Dec 4th kids tough it out. Hmu anytime<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Me too brother. Dec 4th kids tough it out. Hmu anytime<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Happy birthday mate. Did you do anything for it?<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
It's my birthday. I'm alone<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
happy birthday! mine was yesterday and was also stood up /: on the bright side, free drinks!<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
happy birthday! mine was yesterday and was also stood up /: on the bright side, free drinks!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Happy birthday for yesterday. Sorry to hear that. Did you go anywhere nice by yourself??<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
It's my birthday. I'm alone<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
actually its not very bad. I used to it for years.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
actually its not very bad. I used to it for years.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Jesus.. how did that happen??<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
It's my birthday. I'm alone<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I realise I am 3 days late but I hope you still enjoyed your birthday :)<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I realise I am 3 days late but I hope you still enjoyed your birthday :)<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Thanks mate<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Does anyone else feel like they have no friends?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Lemme tell you this...
It only gets worse after college.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Lemme tell you this...
It only gets worse after college.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
OOF<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
My girlfriend and I can’t have a dog so we adopted a fly and named him Jarrell<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I would have gone with Mick
Mick fly<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I would have gone with Mick
Mick fly<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Barbara Flysand<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Barbara Flysand<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Steven Flyler<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I would have gone with Mick
Mick fly<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Barbara Flysand<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Barbara Flysand<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
fucking Jarrell man....can't take this fly anywhere!<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
fucking Jarrell man....can't take this fly anywhere!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
He still the homie tho<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
He still the homie tho<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Hell yea he his! Homies are forever. Jarrell's da man.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Hell yea he his! Homies are forever. Jarrell's da man.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I think he’s dead now but he will forever live on in our hearts. RIP Jarrell<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I think he’s dead now but he will forever live on in our hearts. RIP Jarrell<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I'm pouring out some water for my homie Jarrell, RIP.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
My girlfriend and I can’t have a dog so we adopted a fly and named him Jarrell<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I would have gone with Mick
Mick fly<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I would have gone with Mick
Mick fly<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
That's what my dad names the cockatiel I found this summer<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
That's what my dad names the cockatiel I found this summer<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
You found a cockatiel?<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
You found a cockatiel?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Yup was just chillin in the road by my house<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
My girlfriend and I can’t have a dog so we adopted a fly and named him Jarrell<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Next one can be Tony.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Next one can be Tony.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Stark? 😭😭<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Stark? 😭😭<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Technically a Malcolm in the Middle reference, but sure.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
My girlfriend and I can’t have a dog so we adopted a fly and named him Jarrell<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
OMG BEST REDDIT POST EVER. DAMMIT JARRELL!!! I had to read this 12 times!! I LOVE IT!!!<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
OMG BEST REDDIT POST EVER. DAMMIT JARRELL!!! I had to read this 12 times!! I LOVE IT!!!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Jarrell loves you.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Jarrell loves you.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Please tell Jarrell he is the best fly ever. Bitches be jealous you got a good one over here.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I started drawing half a year ago and want to show it to someone.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Nice work! What is your Instagram? I will be there when you start posting!<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Nice work! What is your Instagram? I will be there when you start posting!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Thanks a lot! My username is kolja.fineart . Hope to see you there! :)<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I started drawing half a year ago and want to show it to someone.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Such great work you should take them to a gallery...<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Such great work you should take them to a gallery...<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Thanks, maybe in a few years, i still feel like a noob at this :D<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I started drawing half a year ago and want to show it to someone.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
It's amazing but I dont understand what's NSFW.. can anyone enlighten me?<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
It's amazing but I dont understand what's NSFW.. can anyone enlighten me?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
If you click on the imgur link, you get to an album where you find the NSFW part ;)<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
It's my cat's first Christmas with me and I'm so excited!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Username DOESN'T check out :( this is so sad<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Username DOESN'T check out :( this is so sad<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
How so?<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
How so?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I can't wait to get Elliot a present and sit in the cool airconditioning away from the heat<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I can't wait to get Elliot a present and sit in the cool airconditioning away from the heat<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Well, the Winter Soldier is just my favorite Marvel character<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I got a 60k scholarship to University of Minnesota!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Holy cow, that’s a lot for the UofM. Congrats! You’re talking the Twin Cities location, right?<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Holy cow, that’s a lot for the UofM. Congrats! You’re talking the Twin Cities location, right?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Thanks! And yes, Twin Cities location<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I got a 60k scholarship to University of Minnesota!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Congratulations ! What will you be studying?<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Congratulations ! What will you be studying?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Thank you! I’ll be studying chemical engineering<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I got a 60k scholarship to University of Minnesota!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Good work. My son is a junior there. Pretty competitive institution to get accepted to!<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Good work. My son is a junior there. Pretty competitive institution to get accepted to!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Thank you! What does your son study?<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I got a 60k scholarship to University of Minnesota!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Great job! Meanwhile I spelt boxcar wrong at a spelling bee<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Great job! Meanwhile I spelt boxcar wrong at a spelling bee<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Thank you! Once upon a time I got out first round at a spelling bee as well<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Thank you! Once upon a time I got out first round at a spelling bee as well<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
By the way, it wasn't because I'm dumb, it was because I hate stages<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
By the way, it wasn't because I'm dumb, it was because I hate stages<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Ope well I cant say the same<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Successfully convinced my wife to vaccinate our son<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Someone give this man a medal<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Someone give this man a medal<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
ahahah nah no need, son's good health is rewarding enough<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Successfully convinced my wife to vaccinate our son<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Vaccinations go back much further than 40-50 years.
Try 1796.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Vaccinations go back much further than 40-50 years.
Try 1796.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Inoculation isn't quite vaccination, but yeah<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
As of today, I am no longer homeless.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Congratulations!<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Congratulations!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Thank you.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
As of today, I am no longer homeless.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Awesome!!! 😁<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Awesome!!! 😁<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Darn right!<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
As of today, I am no longer homeless.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Congratulations!<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Congratulations!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Thanks<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Thanks<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
You're welcome :) I'm so happy for you, being homeless at Christmas would suck<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
You're welcome :) I'm so happy for you, being homeless at Christmas would suck<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
It definitely would! I had to spend my birthday alone.<|im_end|>
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