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<|im_start|>user
Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Congratulations, this post beats your 2nd highest upvoted post by about 40x<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Congratulations, this post beats your 2nd highest upvoted post by about 40x<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Yes it does. At least it’s a happier subject.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Yes it does. At least it’s a happier subject.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
True. I hope you and your daughter are doing okay now<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Omg how do I change that, it won’t let me change it???<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Omg how do I change that, it won’t let me change it???<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Your title is much funnier.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Omg how do I change that, it won’t let me change it???<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Your title is much funnier.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Omg how do I change that, it won’t let me change it???<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Your title is much funnier.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Omg how do I change that, it won’t let me change it???<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Your title is much funnier.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Omg how do I change that, it won’t let me change it???<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Your title is much funnier.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Omg how do I change that, it won’t let me change it???<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Your title is much funnier.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Omg how do I change that, it won’t let me change it???<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Your title is much funnier.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Omg how do I change that, it won’t let me change it???<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Omg how do I change that, it won’t let me change it???<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Nice name OP, you better be talking about OSRS though. RS3 can fuck a cactus<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Nice name OP, you better be talking about OSRS though. RS3 can fuck a cactus<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I play both but mostly RS3.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Your title is much funnier.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Omg how do I change that, it won’t let me change it???<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Your title is much funnier.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Omg how do I change that, it won’t let me change it???<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Your title is much funnier.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Omg how do I change that, it won’t let me change it???<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Your title is much funnier.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Omg how do I change that, it won’t let me change it???<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Your title is much funnier.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Omg how do I change that, it won’t let me change it???<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Your title is much funnier.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Omg how do I change that, it won’t let me change it???<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Your title is much funnier.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Omg how do I change that, it won’t let me change it???<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Your title is much funnier.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Omg how do I change that, it won’t let me change it???<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
My dog just sneezed in my rear and I feel like I need to wash my insides I’m so uncomfortable.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Your title is much funnier.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Your title is much funnier.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Your title is the reason you're getting my upvote. Just accept it.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
My dog just sneezed in my rear and I feel like I need to wash my insides I’m so uncomfortable.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Your title is much funnier.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Your title is much funnier.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
This title is the best thing that's happened on this sub in awhile<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
My dog just sneezed in my rear and I feel like I need to wash my insides I’m so uncomfortable.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Ok I read the title and then the first sentence and was like "this filthy bitch over here..."<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Ok I read the title and then the first sentence and was like "this filthy bitch over here..."<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I’m clearly having myself a case of the Monday’s.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I’m clearly having myself a case of the Monday’s.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I believe you’d get your ass sneezed in saying something like that.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I’m clearly having myself a case of the Monday’s.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I believe you’d get your ass sneezed in saying something like that.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I’m clearly having myself a case of the Monday’s.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I believe you’d get your ass sneezed in saying something like that.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Ok I read the title and then the first sentence and was like "this filthy bitch over here..."<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I’m clearly having myself a case of the Monday’s.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I’m clearly having myself a case of the Monday’s.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Where are those TPS reports?<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Ok I read the title and then the first sentence and was like "this filthy bitch over here..."<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I’m clearly having myself a case of the Monday’s.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I’m clearly having myself a case of the Monday’s.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
At least you didnt get your asshole sneezed in<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Ok I read the title and then the first sentence and was like "this filthy bitch over here..."<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I’m clearly having myself a case of the Monday’s.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Ok I read the title and then the first sentence and was like "this filthy bitch over here..."<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I’m clearly having myself a case of the Monday’s.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Ok I read the title and then the first sentence and was like "this filthy bitch over here..."<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I’m clearly having myself a case of the Monday’s.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Ok I read the title and then the first sentence and was like "this filthy bitch over here..."<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I’m clearly having myself a case of the Monday’s.<|im_end|>
|
<|im_start|>user
Ok I read the title and then the first sentence and was like "this filthy bitch over here..."<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I’m clearly having myself a case of the Monday’s.<|im_end|>
|
<|im_start|>user
Ok I read the title and then the first sentence and was like "this filthy bitch over here..."<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I’m clearly having myself a case of the Monday’s.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
My dog just sneezed in my rear and I feel like I need to wash my insides I’m so uncomfortable.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Ok I read the title and then the first sentence and was like "this filthy bitch over here..."<|im_end|>
|
<|im_start|>user
Ok I read the title and then the first sentence and was like "this filthy bitch over here..."<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
"Why was your exposed asshole that close to your dogs nose?"<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
My dog just sneezed in my rear and I feel like I need to wash my insides I’m so uncomfortable.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I'll be honest I actually first read "ear" until I saw the comment. Ahaha<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I'll be honest I actually first read "ear" until I saw the comment. Ahaha<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Thank you!<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I'll be honest I actually first read "ear" until I saw the comment. Ahaha<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Thank you!<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
My dog just sneezed in my rear and I feel like I need to wash my insides I’m so uncomfortable.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Your what now<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Your what now<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
#DOG SNEEZES IN ASSHOLE<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Your what now<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
#DOG SNEEZES IN ASSHOLE<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
#DOG SNEEZES IN ASSHOLE<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Hi baaaaaaabygirl, good girl!<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
#DOG SNEEZES IN ASSHOLE<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Hi baaaaaaabygirl, good girl!<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
My dog just sneezed in my rear and I feel like I need to wash my insides I’m so uncomfortable.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
OP. The typo is very funny, but you can delete the post if you want.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
OP. The typo is very funny, but you can delete the post if you want.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Nooo - be interesting to see the
final total.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Nooo - be interesting to see the
final total.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
It would be, but OP seems embarrassed.<|im_end|>
|
<|im_start|>user
It would be, but OP seems embarrassed.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Hoping OP will see the hilarious side shortly.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
My dog just sneezed in my rear and I feel like I need to wash my insides I’m so uncomfortable.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
OP. The typo is very funny, but you can delete the post if you want.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
OP. The typo is very funny, but you can delete the post if you want.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
But they won't get nearly as much karma from a post without the typo<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
My dog just sneezed in my rear and I feel like I need to wash my insides I’m so uncomfortable.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Your title gaffe got you 10x the clicks.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Your title gaffe got you 10x the clicks.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
It wasn’t just the title, you had to read a little as cheek could also be construed incorrectly.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
My dog just sneezed in my rear and I feel like I need to wash my insides I’m so uncomfortable.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
The title is bait<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
The title is bait<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I wonder how accidental it actually was.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
My dog just sneezed in my rear and I feel like I need to wash my insides I’m so uncomfortable.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
r/beastiality called.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
r/beastiality called.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Links that will stay blue forever<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
My dog just sneezed in my rear and I feel like I need to wash my insides I’m so uncomfortable.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
How’s your rear?<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
How’s your rear?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Untouched<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
My dog just sneezed in my rear and I feel like I need to wash my insides I’m so uncomfortable.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I'm calling animal services.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I'm calling animal services.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I promise you she is a very spoiled, very loved doggo!<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
My dog just sneezed in my rear and I feel like I need to wash my insides I’m so uncomfortable.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Sure, “typo”. I’ll definitely try this next time.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Sure, “typo”. I’ll definitely try this next time.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Redditor for 6 months, couple posts, doesn't know about titles... riiiiight. Am with you.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Redditor for 6 months, couple posts, doesn't know about titles... riiiiight. Am with you.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I've had dozens of accounts over the years. Having a new account doesn't mean anything.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
My dog just sneezed in my rear and I feel like I need to wash my insides I’m so uncomfortable.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
WE NEED PICS OF DOGGO.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
WE NEED PICS OF DOGGO.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
This I can make happen!<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
My dog just sneezed in my rear and I feel like I need to wash my insides I’m so uncomfortable.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
What breed is she?<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
What breed is she?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
She’s a black lab!<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
My dog just sneezed in my rear and I feel like I need to wash my insides I’m so uncomfortable.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Didn't lock the comments because y'all can behave.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Didn't lock the comments because y'all can behave.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
This doesn't need to be said... You shouldn't be locking any threads<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
My dog just sneezed in my rear and I feel like I need to wash my insides I’m so uncomfortable.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Didn't lock the comments because y'all can behave.<|im_end|>
|
<|im_start|>user
Didn't lock the comments because y'all can behave.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Mods saying 'yall cant / can behave' is becoming a parody. It's stupid shit, please stop.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Mods saying 'yall cant / can behave' is becoming a parody. It's stupid shit, please stop.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
It sends a subtle reminder for people to behave.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
My dog just sneezed in my rear and I feel like I need to wash my insides I’m so uncomfortable.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Didn't lock the comments because y'all can behave.<|im_end|>
|
<|im_start|>user
Didn't lock the comments because y'all can behave.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Good mod<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
My dog just sneezed in my rear and I feel like I need to wash my insides I’m so uncomfortable.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
The title says rear and the body says ear. Lol
Sorry not funny. Kind of funny.
Q-tip.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
The title says rear and the body says ear. Lol
Sorry not funny. Kind of funny.
Q-tip.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I’m aware. I goofed the title :(<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I got an award for the highest grade in a class in law school and I am crying<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Thats so cool! Congratulations on your achievement!<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Thats so cool! Congratulations on your achievement!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Good comment. Have a cookie! 🍪<|im_end|>
|
<|im_start|>user
Out at a restaurant right now with my son. I can’t believe the number of people with hats on in this restaurant. When did it become socially acceptable to leave your hat on inside a restaurant when eating?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Seriously, though, what's so wrong about weari... |
<|im_start|>user
Seriously, though, what's so wrong about wearing a hat inside?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Its rude and disrespectful.<|im_end|>
|
<|im_start|>user
My little dopamine boost<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Gay<|im_end|>
|
<|im_start|>user
Gay<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
How smart of you to assume. Pray tell me more about my self!<|im_end|>
|
<|im_start|>user
Gay<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
How smart of you to assume. Pray tell me more about my self!<|im_end|>
|
<|im_start|>user
My little dopamine boost<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Need to see this picture.<|im_end|>
|
<|im_start|>user
Need to see this picture.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Thanks but I ain't bout to dox myself. I'm not that confident yet lol<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I just really want someone to hold me while I sleep<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
But a sovepose bro<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
But a sovepose bro<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
What's that?<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
But a sovepose bro<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
What's that?<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Who wants a Tarot reading?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Why are lemons so damn attractive?<|im_end|>
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