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<|im_start|>user I secretly paid for a dine and dasher, but got revealed instantly<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> He’s not the hero we need, but he’s the hero we deserve.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user He’s not the hero we need, but he’s the hero we deserve.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> He's actually the hero we need but do not deserve, as the guy that didn't pay shows<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user He's actually the hero we need but do not deserve, as the guy that didn't pay shows<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> He's the hero we *shouldn't* need and don't deserve.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user He's actually the hero we need but do not deserve, as the guy that didn't pay shows<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> He's the hero we *shouldn't* need and don't deserve.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I secretly paid for a dine and dasher, but got revealed instantly<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Not clear to me why you would do that, and anonymously at that?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Not clear to me why you would do that, and anonymously at that?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> He just wanted to support the restaurant and waiter and didn’t want to make a big deal<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I secretly paid for a dine and dasher, but got revealed instantly<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Just curious....what does someone who doesnt have a wallet look like?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Just curious....what does someone who doesnt have a wallet look like?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> A t-shirt and track pants with no/small pockets<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user A t-shirt and track pants with no/small pockets<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Running shorts and a t-shirt. No pockets.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Running shorts and a t-shirt. No pockets.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> So it was leg day and he wanted someone to chase him down. lol<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I secretly paid for a dine and dasher, but got revealed instantly<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Would you like a cookie?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Would you like a cookie?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Gotta love the “casual” conversation posts that are just humble brags.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I secretly paid for a dine and dasher, but got revealed instantly<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Would you like a cookie?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Would you like a cookie?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> It was a Chinese place so I got one.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I secretly paid for a dine and dasher, but got revealed instantly<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Was the dine and dasher Michael Scott?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Was the dine and dasher Michael Scott?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Agent Michael Scarn.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Agent Michael Scarn.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> It's was Golden Face in disguise trying to frame Michael Scarn.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I secretly paid for a dine and dasher, but got revealed instantly<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Was the dine and dasher Michael Scott?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Was the dine and dasher Michael Scott?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> He dined so much<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I secretly paid for a dine and dasher, but got revealed instantly<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Damn did they call the cops on you?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Damn did they call the cops on you?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> For paying someone's bill? No.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user For paying someone's bill? No.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> It was a joke lol You said they looked at security footage and you were busted, hence joke<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user It was a joke lol You said they looked at security footage and you were busted, hence joke<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I'm so sorry for missing the joke. Whoosh.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I'm so sorry for missing the joke. Whoosh.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Sorry for the misunderstanding, and thanks for being a great person 😊<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I secretly paid for a dine and dasher, but got revealed instantly<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> You're a good person<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user You're a good person<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Thank you! That means a lot!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Salman Khan from Khan Academy should receive the Presidential Medal of Freedom within his lifetime<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> How in the fuck did Ellen get an award what the fuck<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user How in the fuck did Ellen get an award what the fuck<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I mean i have no problem with her getting it. But like. My boi Sal needs some love too<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Salman Khan from Khan Academy should receive the Presidential Medal of Freedom within his lifetime<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Wow right up till now didn't knew, Khan academy was founded by salman Khan...<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Wow right up till now didn't knew, Khan academy was founded by salman Khan...<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Lol not the actor<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Today's a pretty good day! Who wants some Gold?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Always great to be in a good mood!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Always great to be in a good mood!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Heck yeah, Tactical Man!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Heck yeah, Tactical Man!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Thank you very much, I thought this was a joke at first. I'm in a good mood too!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Thank you very much, I thought this was a joke at first. I'm in a good mood too!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Haha no jokes. Enjoy!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Haha no jokes. Enjoy!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Thanks, have a nice day.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Today's a pretty good day! Who wants some Gold?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> My favorite book us the Ocean at the End of the Lane by Neil Gaiman. Fantastic read<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user My favorite book us the Ocean at the End of the Lane by Neil Gaiman. Fantastic read<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Wow. The title alone sounds interesting. I may have to look that up!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Wow. The title alone sounds interesting. I may have to look that up!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> You totally should. I have a description of it on my profile too!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Today's a pretty good day! Who wants some Gold?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Np if I don't get anything, nice to know that you're having a great day. :)<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Np if I don't get anything, nice to know that you're having a great day. :)<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Unfortunately I've run out of Reddit Currency. Sorry, friend! How's your day going?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Unfortunately I've run out of Reddit Currency. Sorry, friend! How's your day going?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Really np, had a great day. How was your day? Anything interesting Happened?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Really np, had a great day. How was your day? Anything interesting Happened?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Well it's no huge news, but I got a much needed haircut today!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Well it's no huge news, but I got a much needed haircut today!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> So cooooooollll. So you made something good out of the day. Noiiiccccceeeee, HAPPY for you. :)<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I made it through the week without a single thought that triggers my anxiety!!!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Give me some of that energy lol<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Give me some of that energy lol<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Sending you some of that energy, sharing is caring after all!!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I think more guys have to realize, that traits as a grown beard or muscular body are more important for male-male interactions, than to attract women. It will help them to be more confident with their body.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I just want to look like Gandalf when I get o...
<|im_start|>user I just want to look like Gandalf when I get older<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I'm a woman, and same<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I'm a woman, and same<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Good luck?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I just want to look like Gandalf when I get older<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I'm a woman, and same<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I think more guys have to realize, that traits as a grown beard or muscular body are more important for male-male interactions, than to attract women. It will help them to be more confident with their body.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Mm idk, i dont care how others want my body, ...
<|im_start|>user Mm idk, i dont care how others want my body, but i want it masculan..soo thats what im gonna do<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I am not sure what masculan is, but I am happy you can do whats fit best for yourself!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I think more guys have to realize, that traits as a grown beard or muscular body are more important for male-male interactions, than to attract women. It will help them to be more confident with their body.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> As someone who posts, with very limited succe...
<|im_start|>user As someone who posts, with very limited success to male nudity subs.. I beg to differ!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> [removed]<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I just got hired at kfc<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Congratulations dude. Now STEAL THE SECRET BLEND OF HERBS AND SPICES!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Congratulations dude. Now STEAL THE SECRET BLEND OF HERBS AND SPICES!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Finally we have the perfect mole.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I just got hired at kfc<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Great Job!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Great Job!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> bruh that flair<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I just got hired at kfc<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Damn 10 dollars an hour, here in Canada minimum wage is 14<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Damn 10 dollars an hour, here in Canada minimum wage is 14<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> 10 freedom dollars is worth 13 maple leaf dollars.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I just got hired at kfc<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> What's minimum wage in your state? It's $12 an hour where I live.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user What's minimum wage in your state? It's $12 an hour where I live.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> It's like 7$ federally.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Anyone interested in a chat?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> What kind of books do you like? Favourite book?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user What kind of books do you like? Favourite book?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> The Harry Potter series; classic. And I like Dan Brown too. I've read all of his books.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user The Harry Potter series; classic. And I like Dan Brown too. I've read all of his books.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> My favourite book is The Catcher in the Rye. I haven't read any harry potter books nor dan brown<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user My favourite book is The Catcher in the Rye. I haven't read any harry potter books nor dan brown<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I've heard of it. What's it about?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I've heard of it. What's it about?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Basically a teenager drops out of school and decides to spend some days in NYC<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Basically a teenager drops out of school and decides to spend some days in NYC<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Sounds nice. What else do you like?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Sounds nice. What else do you like?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Do you mean like books? Or in general what else I'm interested in?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Everyone seems to agree that Facebook is terrible. Yet they all still keep accounts. Reddit... Why do you still have a Facebook account?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> At this point, mainly for the marketplace.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user At this point, mainly for the marketplace.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> What you buying out there?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user What you buying out there?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Not much. But currently looking at some furniture.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user My son didnt choose a recognizable costume and it broke his heart. He entered a costume contest and no one clapped. He was so proud and came home feeling defeated.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Turnip head from Howl's Moving Castle?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Turnip head from Howl's Moving Castle?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Yes! And he was so excited about it. He said "this is going to be my best costume yet."<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Turnip head from Howl's Moving Castle?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Yes! And he was so excited about it. He said "this is going to be my best costume yet."<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Yes! And he was so excited about it. He said "this is going to be my best costume yet."<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> And he better believe it<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Turnip head from Howl's Moving Castle?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Yes! And he was so excited about it. He said "this is going to be my best costume yet."<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user My son didnt choose a recognizable costume and it broke his heart. He entered a costume contest and no one clapped. He was so proud and came home feeling defeated.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Is he turnip from howl's moving castle?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Is he turnip from howl's moving castle?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Yes he is!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Is he turnip from howl's moving castle?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Yes he is!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Is he turnip from howl's moving castle?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Yes he is!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Is he turnip from howl's moving castle?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Yes he is!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Is he turnip from howl's moving castle?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Yes he is!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Is he turnip from howl's moving castle?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Yes he is!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Is he turnip from howl's moving castle?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Yes he is!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Is he turnip from howl's moving castle?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Yes he is!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Is he turnip from howl's moving castle?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Yes he is!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Yes he is!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> House moving castle was an instant classic for me but in my opinion Ponyo was better.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user My son didnt choose a recognizable costume and it broke his heart. He entered a costume contest and no one clapped. He was so proud and came home feeling defeated.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I’m sorry that happened :( I’m glad Reddit recognizes it’s though!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I’m sorry that happened :( I’m glad Reddit recognizes it’s though!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I had a feeling reddit would know who he was! It's a pretty good Turnip Head in my opinion<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user My son didnt choose a recognizable costume and it broke his heart. He entered a costume contest and no one clapped. He was so proud and came home feeling defeated.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> He looks great. I went as the dread pirate Wesley. No one had any idea who I was.<|im_e...
<|im_start|>user He looks great. I went as the dread pirate Wesley. No one had any idea who I was.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> We have a snake named Buttercup!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user He looks great. I went as the dread pirate Wesley. No one had any idea who I was.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> We have a snake named Buttercup!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user My son didnt choose a recognizable costume and it broke his heart. He entered a costume contest and no one clapped. He was so proud and came home feeling defeated.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Moving castle?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Moving castle?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Yes!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user My son didnt choose a recognizable costume and it broke his heart. He entered a costume contest and no one clapped. He was so proud and came home feeling defeated.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I get you little man , I went to a costume event as Bob Dylan<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I get you little man , I went to a costume event as Bob Dylan<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> That's epic!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user My son didnt choose a recognizable costume and it broke his heart. He entered a costume contest and no one clapped. He was so proud and came home feeling defeated.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Who the fuck is that? Am i too young too old or just uncultured?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Who the fuck is that? Am i too young too old or just uncultured?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Depends on your age? Turnip Head from Howl's Moving Castle<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Depends on your age? Turnip Head from Howl's Moving Castle<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I see it came out in 04...i was 13 then. No telling what i was into...<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user My son didnt choose a recognizable costume and it broke his heart. He entered a costume contest and no one clapped. He was so proud and came home feeling defeated.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I originally thought the Pringles Man...<|im_end|>