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<|im_start|>user What's a rack? English is not my native language.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> At least a D cup<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user What traits do you guys find physically attractive?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Being able to make me laugh <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Being able to make me laugh <|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I failed to appear attractive already. I suck at making others laugh.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user What traits do you guys find physically attractive?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> most people like tall white guys. <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user most people like tall white guys. <|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> the evil patriarchy lol<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user What traits do you guys find physically attractive?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Glasses. I don't know why, but glasses increase the attractiveness of women by 60% in my eyes.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Glasses. I don't know why, but glasses increase the attractiveness of women by 60% in my eyes.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> The same goes for men, in my opinion. <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user What traits do you guys find physically attractive?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Freckles, perhaps. I haven't really dwelled on 'why' too much.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Freckles, perhaps. I haven't really dwelled on 'why' too much.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Well, freckles can be cute.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Ask me a question that everyone knows the answer to, and I'll answer slightly wrongly. Somehow.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> [removed]<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user [removed]<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Obviously not.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Obviously not.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> [removed]<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Ask me a question that everyone knows the answer to, and I'll answer slightly wrongly. Somehow.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> How many dimensions are there?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user How many dimensions are there?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> There are 4 dimensions that we regularly interact with. Seeing, holding, music and flavour.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user How many dimensions are there?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> There are 4 dimensions that we regularly interact with. Seeing, holding, music and flavour.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user How many dimensions are there?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> There are 4 dimensions that we regularly interact with. Seeing, holding, music and flavour.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user There are 4 dimensions that we regularly interact with. Seeing, holding, music and flavour.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Is the 3rd dimension music?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Is the 3rd dimension music?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> No.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user No.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> what is the 3rd dimension then?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user what is the 3rd dimension then?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> When things stick out.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user When things stick out.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> erm...<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user erm...<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> They just brought out 3D movies, go watch one of them and you'll see.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user They just brought out 3D movies, go watch one of them and you'll see.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> No I meant something else......<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user No I meant something else......<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> And I answered it completely correctly.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user And I answered it completely correctly.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> It just reminded me of something I'm in contemplation mode hold on<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user It just reminded me of something I'm in contemplation mode hold on<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Ok, I won't reply to that comment.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Ok, I won't reply to that comment.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> but you did<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user but you did<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> You are really getting this.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Ask me a question that everyone knows the answer to, and I'll answer slightly wrongly. Somehow.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> How did Trump become President of the USA?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user How did Trump become President of the USA?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> He won the popular vote.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user He won the popular vote.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Hmmm...<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Ask me a question that everyone knows the answer to, and I'll answer slightly wrongly. Somehow.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Who let the dogs out?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Who let the dogs out?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> A group of Bohemians.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user A group of Bohemians.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Lol "where things stick out" I don't regret buying this energy drink now<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Lol "where things stick out" I don't regret buying this energy drink now<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I need to break out to ask wtf you are on about in this thread!!??<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I need to break out to ask wtf you are on about in this thread!!??<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> That was hours ago... My energy has drained Never mind, I don't want to say<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user That was hours ago... My energy has drained Never mind, I don't want to say<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> You do realise this is Reddit and not a private conversation right? TEASE<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Ask me a question that everyone knows the answer to, and I'll answer slightly wrongly. Somehow.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Would you like a scoop or two of icecream?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Would you like a scoop or two of icecream?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Three.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Three.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Greedy bugger.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Greedy bugger.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> What is tha' saying cocker?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Ask me a question that everyone knows the answer to, and I'll answer slightly wrongly. Somehow.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> How many ears does a snail have?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user How many ears does a snail have?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Trick question! Snails dont exist.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Ask me a question that everyone knows the answer to, and I'll answer slightly wrongly. Somehow.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> What is a man?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user What is a man?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> A miserable little pile of secrets!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user A miserable little pile of secrets!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> YES<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user What is a man?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> A miserable little pile of secrets!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Ask me a question that everyone knows the answer to, and I'll answer slightly wrongly. Somehow.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Are you virgin? :P<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Are you virgin? :P<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Well you could say I'm not a virgin anymore.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Well you could say I'm not a virgin anymore.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Since you all royally fucked me with questions that NOT EVERYBODY KNOWS THE ANSWER TO<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Since you all royally fucked me with questions that NOT EVERYBODY KNOWS THE ANSWER TO<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> In that case, why did the chicken cross the road? <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user In that case, why did the chicken cross the road? <|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> He acts on animal impulse, there's no why, only evolutionary reassurance <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user He acts on animal impulse, there's no why, only evolutionary reassurance <|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Animalistic sexual impulse to get to the prostitutes on the other side. <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I actually managed to keep a reddit account for an extended period of time and not delete it.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I've had several over the years and they were all banned<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I've had several over the years and they were all banned<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Why's that?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Why's that?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Hate speech and such <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Hate speech and such <|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Uh... do I want to know more about this?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Uh... do I want to know more about this?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I don't think so <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I don't think so <|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Alrighty then.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Alrighty then.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Keeping it casual<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I actually managed to keep a reddit account for an extended period of time and not delete it.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Cool that you asked. Will be celebrating a 100 days on Reddit tomorrow <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Cool that you asked. Will be celebrating a 100 days on Reddit tomorrow <|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Nice, may I ask why you created it in the first place?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Nice, may I ask why you created it in the first place?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I was bored ( just like I am right now), and Reddit seemed like a pretty good place <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I was bored ( just like I am right now), and Reddit seemed like a pretty good place <|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> A tale as old as time.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user A tale as old as time.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Hell. 100 days over. Yayyy. It just went to 100<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I actually managed to keep a reddit account for an extended period of time and not delete it.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> i had this account for 3 years now, and my facebook is from 2009.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user i had this account for 3 years now, and my facebook is from 2009.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Do you still use facebook?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Do you still use facebook?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Barely, I kina hate it now , way too superficial and I prefer real life friends.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I actually managed to keep a reddit account for an extended period of time and not delete it.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I had this one since dec 2016. I created this out of curiosity<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I had this one since dec 2016. I created this out of curiosity<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Curious about reddit?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Curious about reddit?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I heard it from some site so I joined. Looks like a cool site<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I heard it from some site so I joined. Looks like a cool site<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> And you haven't looked back since.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Does anyone else never drink ALCOHOL Like me?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I cant imagine my life without beer <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I cant imagine my life without beer <|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I know how you feel,mate. <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Have a question that has no answer? I'll have one for you, post here.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Why are things the way that they are?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Why are things the way that they are?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> A wizard did it<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user A wizard did it<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Who made the wizard<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Who made the wizard<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> It made itself!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user It made itself!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> What's the wizard's name?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user What's the wizard's name?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> u/DoctorWindex<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Why are things the way that they are?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> A wizard did it<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Have a question that has no answer? I'll have one for you, post here.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> What is the colour of jealousy <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user What is the colour of jealousy <|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Some sort of purple<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Have a question that has no answer? I'll have one for you, post here.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> What is the colour of jealousy <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user What is the colour of jealousy <|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> A faded green<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user A faded green<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> really?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user really?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> grass is greener on the otherside<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Have a question that has no answer? I'll have one for you, post here.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> What is the colour of jealousy <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user What is the colour of jealousy <|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> A strong rich but lush green, followed by greyer and vaguer tones<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Have a question that has no answer? I'll have one for you, post here.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> What is the best method to use when painting legumes? <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user What is the best method to use when painting legumes? <|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> There is not a best method, just use the one that you like the most and find yout own style<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user There is not a best method, just use the one that you like the most and find yout own style<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Thank you for your sage advice. <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Have a question that has no answer? I'll have one for you, post here.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Are dumb people generally happier than intelligent people that think too much? <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Are dumb people generally happier than intelligent people that think too much? <|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Yes.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Have a question that has no answer? I'll have one for you, post here.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Do blondes really have more fun?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Do blondes really have more fun?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Not really<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Have a question that has no answer? I'll have one for you, post here.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> When will I die?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user When will I die?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Sometime between today and 2100.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Sometime between today and 2100.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I could reasonably live till then. <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Have a question that has no answer? I'll have one for you, post here.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> What do I do with my hands!? <|im_end|>