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Beer garden - Proof of age or exact change required.
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ee8cqdn
Italy would be so awesome - I think it's one of those countries you'll just instantly fall in love with.
[ 0 ]
ed2xmwq
Imagine being so indoctrinated, that you believe that any place that doesn't actually talk shit about [NAME] constantly is a right wing circle jerk.
[ 27 ]
efcxrjg
How many is that now? Feels like the 4th one now
[ 7, 27 ]
ed3s52g
This would be like switching from a girlfriend who cheats on you and steals your money to a girlfriend who cheats on you and doesn't like your dog.
[ 27 ]
ed40rvp
Oh wow I didn't know this policy was in place in the 70s!
[ 26 ]
edo1j0f
Thanks a lot
[ 15 ]
ee9utgb
Yes they do. Thank you for the idea!
[ 15 ]
eef9v2n
Pasta left to your door today is 4 years as outdated! Be aware. Some quality grammar there...
[ 27 ]
ee1tc10
Alright thanks to all. I will tr it with more wards the next time and boots and penetration. Thx for your support!
[ 15 ]
eemmk15
> started making excuses That was my first guess. They are under capitalized. Now they are deflecting the blame.
[ 27 ]
efakea7
Yo your eyes are glued wide open like aderal and you move your head all the way back you are done
[ 4 ]
eef5u9p
i swear i've seen this on a poster somewhere at my school, it's awful
[ 11 ]
edxo9iu
Will be when we organise a run on the banks and hopefully take the only thing Westminster cares about away from them.
[ 5, 20 ]
edvzcll
Also, this has been said half a million times but the Oilers were not picking [NAME] with that draft pick even if we didn't trade it away.
[ 27 ]
eej89tz
Thanks, now I can get back to the actual content
[ 15 ]
ef55nxl
Ah thank you! I just remembered it the way I said. Was never sure if that's what it meant.
[ 15 ]
ed112rp
I love lamp.
[ 18 ]
eeafgpy
Yeah, this is always my first thought when I read this kind of stuff, kinda sad to be honest
[ 25 ]
eczi9m5
I'm glad people with such foresight are the first to find this place unaffordable. Good riddance.
[ 0, 17 ]
edx48n6
We had a clown banging on dorm windows, on campus, with a knife in 2016. Was terrifying.
[ 14 ]
eetucyl
I feel you :(
[ 27 ]
eeezy3v
Nice job continuing to ignore the fact she lost her home and her father at the peak of the 2008 housing crisis you obtuse prick
[ 0 ]
eenkzpv
I, too, have experienced weight gain despite eating a clean 500 calories per day (and another 3000 dirty calories on top of that).
[ 27 ]
ed61oj2
I’m pregnant and my dog is with my parents across the country while we renovate. The feels were too much 😭
[ 25 ]
ef7vn5e
Does anyone notice how his voice always changes when he’s trying to be cute and charming.
[ 7, 27 ]
eff3n38
That was twenty years ago now though.
[ 27 ]
eekqavz
Its been a long time since they were teenagers. My oldest granddaughter is a teenager.
[ 27 ]
ef0q3ej
Now you'll be more cautious of that in the future. Lessons were learned today son.
[ 27 ]
edt5gdd
“That’s also cute” I say as I look at the 5k in LEGO I’m hoarding
[ 4 ]
eem4cot
>Rise of Agon Literally the worst fucking game that man kind has ever managed to accomplish and you call him a carebear? Fuck out of here.
[ 2, 3 ]
edk7oo9
You could breathe air, but if you get common air injected into your bloodstream you will be in danger
[ 27 ]
eewjc93
If he isn't respecting your clear boundaries then you should block him and move on with your life. He's not worth your time.
[ 5, 10 ]
efh9z35
> "Death by Inches" Title of your sex tape!
[ 27 ]
edqjfsc
I broke contact after 6 months. It happens to the best of us. Get back on the proverbial horse.
[ 27 ]
edf2ywg
Yeah, that teacher was a disaster. She got fired a year later for just being an all around idiot.
[ 10 ]
eechx7k
Yea ur probably be super drowsy tho.
[ 27 ]
eeb9o7q
Welcome to our world.
[ 15 ]
edm1hzv
Was that a sound effect or the pup freaking out?!
[ 7 ]
ee74whz
“Dear [NAME] you Coach [NAME]?
[ 7, 27 ]
edv5uzt
oh [NAME] I unleashed the beast
[ 14 ]
efhaitr
__PSA__ Adults who wear Team Jerseys out in Public look absolutely ridiculous. Please stop, for everyone’s sake -Boot
[ 27 ]
edqvuoo
Sorry. Was hard to understand for me as well.
[ 15 ]
eehb4an
Stop trying and just do it. Then decide if it’s worth the effort. Otherwise this is just envy.
[ 4 ]
eczg0o2
I’ve had the impossible burger. I was actually amazed. Thorough review here looking forward to trying the beyond burger
[ 13 ]
eenomc1
No one in particular....i mean to people who believe that [NAME] and [NAME] are actually in love.
[ 18 ]
edhcni2
I use them to lean against cause my lower back often hurts. But then again, any pillow could do that
[ 27 ]
eeqxkt3
I love the way they make my skin feels after I use them. I also use the primer for my makeup.
[ 18 ]
eermg8i
which is the fault of the people they voted on :D
[ 27 ]
efa7di3
A nice reminder that no one even considered giving acuna for gray
[ 27 ]
edsqzig
Word. I have 0 of these in my life. I miss my INTJ ex brother-in-law haha.
[ 1 ]
efdpxv5
nearly 9 minutes?! no wonder you're getting downvoted lol
[ 1 ]
edyhvzr
Vans are ugly as hell. You just cant make a Minivan look mean. Also why are they trying?
[ 11 ]
edfdvqs
lol [NAME] trying to attack someone with their back turned
[ 1 ]
eehri8b
That's a welcome relief. Lol.
[ 23 ]
ef5jwdc
when you want a switch, you want a switch i guess
[ 27 ]
eeokfis
Be the change you want to see in the world!
[ 20 ]
edw565z
Lol, I don't know the game that well
[ 1 ]
edje46l
He needs to go back to [NAME] school
[ 27 ]
eejhd83
At least he isn't flying anymore.
[ 27 ]
eedqxce
Starts hiding because he knew he was in for a lickin
[ 27 ]
ee6tu6y
Glad this waste of time is over. Lets get back to the business of fixing this team.
[ 15 ]
ef46end
Damn for real?
[ 27 ]
ee42f6m
Sorry if I’m late to the party but when does the new season start? I’m getting withdrawals! Happily ever after that is.
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ef41z2p
> To say NDP foreign policy consistently supports non-interventionism is absurd Um, [NAME], OP never said that. He only referred to this one specific situation.
[ 27 ]
ef8gk9o
Or maybe he's just super hot? Can't help it if you're a casanova.
[ 27 ]
ee206zj
stepped over that dude like he was [NAME]!
[ 27 ]
eevpawn
Idk I feel like it's just an exaggeration, English is a hyperbolic language
[ 10 ]
ed27sny
Agghh this is amazing! Wish I had thought of something like this when I was leaving retail!
[ 0 ]
eep954x
Holy shit they’re already in the bonus
[ 27 ]
edf50hl
I'm not commenting on their chemistry or whatever, just that the age gaps are similar and it's ok to point that out either way.
[ 4, 27 ]
eelkdol
Not to mention there was a HUGE EXPLOSION only moments ago. The whole area could've been rigged with bombs for all they knew.
[ 27 ]
ef5uwh3
Aight thanks bro for the insight
[ 15 ]
ef4byfb
Now you can.
[ 27 ]
efe8n2p
Wait did [NAME] steal that name from the pinkerton guy?
[ 7 ]
eevwf4z
I wonder why the fuck out of this alive. well, there was a perfectly reasonable explanation.
[ 2 ]
eedbp0r
I’m curious as to how this came about in badwomensanatomy. Was she saying this was something that couldn’t be done?
[ 7 ]
eddqz7b
Peaky blinders. No one else in my life has heard of it or will give it a chance.
[ 27 ]
edgfsq0
Wishing death upon someone you have never met and just know from TV. Nice
[ 27 ]
edgcf68
Jokes are even more terrible lately
[ 11, 14 ]
ee9dqf7
Also his Whirlpool seems to be bugged, sometime it stays for like 3more seconds even tho you don't get any damage from it anymore
[ 3 ]
ef8wv0n
[NAME] ever love the busses
[ 18 ]
efby6lo
Ugh, so misleading, and such a disappointment for those of us whose skin is the color of ACTUAL porcelain.
[ 9 ]
eea08q2
Ouch, that looks horrible. Tagged his leg on the dumpster. Lucky he didn’t lose a leg going that fast.
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edjdkf5
🤣 wow... I read it all in a serious tone until the end! 🤣
[ 13 ]
ed4p2ge
You forgot the /s friend.
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ed67csi
Also packed with preservatives and extra chemicals! Homemade Bread: 4 ingredients, Store Bread: ~22 ingredients...
[ 27 ]
edp4zpf
THAT’S how we’re getting to Tahiti
[ 27 ]
ee5opi1
I just want instant run off voting, which wasn't one of the three options.
[ 8 ]
edd1xt9
Meaning he had a wank once he got home too r/foursentencehorror
[ 27 ]
edggsdh
This is actually fascinating. I actually love this. Please don't call the cops.
[ 18 ]
ee0gabk
But people already know I'm weird.
[ 3, 27 ]
ediiwnp
The register entries have allot of interesting information, and basically served as the record of service for all personnel.
[ 0, 4 ]
edwhaem
The my bad thing is hilarious.
[ 1 ]
ed77sf4
I had an ex like that. I know why I couldn't function with his way of life. Totally unproductive.
[ 27 ]
ef11dbm
She walked that back today
[ 27 ]
efbsojq
Thank you! And i understand that one too.
[ 15 ]
ee1t3d5
Luckiest I’ve been is getting the toy I actually wanted from a McDonald’s happy meal.
[ 17 ]
ef4r56x
Playing pig so you can tbag survivors.
[ 27 ]
edrwzf8
Man'. The point became invalid once the school yard name calling came out. And, 'this year'. It's only January.
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eehzz4c