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2017-11-06T03:25:39
2017-11-05T23:46:31
23
15
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a letter to someone you miss\n\nIt's been a rough week. Everyone has someone they wish were still with them. Write to them and tell them how you feel. Pour your heart out. No judging. Even if they never see it, someone will. And thank you. It's tough to be alone.", "role": "user" ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a letter to someone you miss\n\nIt's been a rough week. Everyone has someone they wish were still with them. Write to them and tell them how you feel. Pour your heart out. No judging. Even if they never see it, someone will. And thank you. It's tough to be alone.", "role": "user" ...
2015-09-06T01:27:55
2015-09-05T23:56:25
156
15
[ { "content": "[WP] You live in a society where justice is truly blind. The judge and jurors are not allowed to know the name, gender, race, religion, or appearance of the defendant.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The still of the night was suddenly marred by the thumping of the battering ram on t...
[ { "content": "[WP] You live in a society where justice is truly blind. The judge and jurors are not allowed to know the name, gender, race, religion, or appearance of the defendant.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was said in times of old, that who you are affected the outcome of the trial. \n\...
2021-03-24T03:55:09
2021-03-24T03:29:18
87
39
[ { "content": "[WP] Most races we had conquered were much more advanced than humans, having mastered the atom, created hard-light and built Dyson Spheres by the time humans had built their first boat. The humans, however, mastered one science that made them a nightmare for us. Slinging lumps of metal very fast."...
[ { "content": "[WP] Most races we had conquered were much more advanced than humans, having mastered the atom, created hard-light and built Dyson Spheres by the time humans had built their first boat. The humans, however, mastered one science that made them a nightmare for us. Slinging lumps of metal very fast."...
2015-03-12T11:21:56
2015-03-12T09:51:04
144
32
[ { "content": "[WP]2000 years from now, history is misunderstood and retold as a series of myths where nations are represented as individual gods,citizens as worshipers and corporations and NGOs as demons/angels(lesser gods).Chronicle current world crises in the style of ancient myths.\n\n-Global warming\n\n-col...
[ { "content": "[WP]2000 years from now, history is misunderstood and retold as a series of myths where nations are represented as individual gods,citizens as worshipers and corporations and NGOs as demons/angels(lesser gods).Chronicle current world crises in the style of ancient myths.\n\n-Global warming\n\n-col...
2017-09-10T16:08:18
2017-09-10T14:50:53
380
27
[ { "content": "[WP] Your power is the ability to \"save game\" at any point in your life allowing you to revert any previous state if something goes wrong. You never thought you would need to revert to age 3 to fix a problem until now.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The countless times I'd used th...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your power is the ability to \"save game\" at any point in your life allowing you to revert any previous state if something goes wrong. You never thought you would need to revert to age 3 to fix a problem until now.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The problem with going back was...
2022-09-08T21:17:39
2022-09-08T20:57:45
66
27
[ { "content": "[WP] You wake up in a room with 11 strangers. In the center of the room is a metal box bolted to the floor. On top of the box is a note that reads “Whoever opens this box will die. If no one opens the box in the next 60 minutes, all of you will die.”", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I...
[ { "content": "[WP] You wake up in a room with 11 strangers. In the center of the room is a metal box bolted to the floor. On top of the box is a note that reads “Whoever opens this box will die. If no one opens the box in the next 60 minutes, all of you will die.”", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\...
2015-08-25T08:40:17
2015-08-25T07:22:26
292
112
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a world-class programmer who has died. God agrees to allow you in to Heaven on the condition that you work for him while he debugs the human body. Write the patch notes for the next version of humans.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "**Changes**\n\n* Removed appendix\n* R...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a world-class programmer who has died. God agrees to allow you in to Heaven on the condition that you work for him while he debugs the human body. Write the patch notes for the next version of humans.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Human v1.1\n\n * Created basic cell m...
2018-09-28T08:52:47
2018-09-28T08:09:28
1,169
368
[ { "content": "[WP] A leprechaun gets his foot caught on the handle of a genies lamp. Each now owes the other party 3 wishes but niether is dumb enough to make the first move.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The silence was uncomfortable. It's been 3 minutes since the genie appeared before Patrick...
[ { "content": "[WP] A leprechaun gets his foot caught on the handle of a genies lamp. Each now owes the other party 3 wishes but niether is dumb enough to make the first move.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Garnel's nomadic experience wasn't going as he'd expected. His steps were too short, and so...
2014-02-18T15:02:47
2014-02-18T14:44:46
434
40
[ { "content": "[WP] God is found dead.\n\nEDIT: Reading all of your responses now. Some of these are brilliant.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "God had been many things. He had often proclaimed himself wise, by virtue of knowing more than any other being. He had been considered all-powerful by othe...
[ { "content": "[WP] God is found dead.\n\nEDIT: Reading all of your responses now. Some of these are brilliant.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"When was the body found?\"\n\n\"This morning. The landlord called us just after eight.\"\n\n\"Early time for a visit.\"\n\n\"Rent collection.\"\n\nThe tw...
2019-09-02T23:59:04
2019-09-02T22:19:34
2,636
1,450
[ { "content": "[WP] Whenever you saw a dead animal in the road, you'd say a little prayer and send them to Heaven. Upon your death, you arrive in Heaven and are immediately swarmed with 1000's of various critters delighted to see you. You hear a booming voice cry out with irritation, \"This is YOUR fault.\"", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Whenever you saw a dead animal in the road, you'd say a little prayer and send them to Heaven. Upon your death, you arrive in Heaven and are immediately swarmed with 1000's of various critters delighted to see you. You hear a booming voice cry out with irritation, \"This is YOUR fault.\"", ...
2015-04-12T18:46:16
2015-04-12T17:51:32
21
10
[ { "content": "[WP] You have the most useless superpower in a world full of awesome superpowers. You are a laughinstock, that is until you start using your power for evil... no one is laughing now.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Captured again! What was this? Like, the 5th time? I wasn't going to ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have the most useless superpower in a world full of awesome superpowers. You are a laughinstock, that is until you start using your power for evil... no one is laughing now.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They didn't respect me. Never did. They laughed as I pointed, laughin...
2020-01-13T12:40:19
2020-01-07T10:11:18
32
17
[ { "content": "[WP] As the last survivor of the apocalypse, in a fit of boredom, you start commenting \"last\" on every video on YouTube. One day, you receive a notification that your comment has been liked.\n\nWow, I did *not* expect such a huge turnout for my first ever prompt. The prompt itself arose from a f...
[ { "content": "[WP] As the last survivor of the apocalypse, in a fit of boredom, you start commenting \"last\" on every video on YouTube. One day, you receive a notification that your comment has been liked.\n\nWow, I did *not* expect such a huge turnout for my first ever prompt. The prompt itself arose from a f...
2022-08-22T02:54:42
2022-08-22T02:48:07
282
146
[ { "content": "[WP] You are frantically driving back to your house. Your wife called you for she delivered, even though it has been just six months. You open the door and find your wife hugging a 1 foot egg. \"I will explain everything honey, but could you warm our baby for a while, I am hungry AF.\"", "role...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are frantically driving back to your house. Your wife called you for she delivered, even though it has been just six months. You open the door and find your wife hugging a 1 foot egg. \"I will explain everything honey, but could you warm our baby for a while, I am hungry AF.\"", "role...
2022-09-19T13:50:44
2022-09-19T11:05:21
42
27
[ { "content": "[WP] There have been many sacrifices made to summon you, as well as a plethora of motives - from the extreme, to the simplistic, to the downright absurd. But one particular sacrifice catches your eye: a young child simply offering you a bar of chocolate, claiming that you, a deity, must be \"hungr...
[ { "content": "[WP] There have been many sacrifices made to summon you, as well as a plethora of motives - from the extreme, to the simplistic, to the downright absurd. But one particular sacrifice catches your eye: a young child simply offering you a bar of chocolate, claiming that you, a deity, must be \"hungr...
2015-08-08T11:15:40
2015-08-08T10:27:35
106
10
[ { "content": "[WP] Every human has their soulmate's last words to them engraved in their skin from birth.\n\nIdea from this Tumblr post\nhttps://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11206957_778391755645357_8477035769704355007_n.png?oh=5b3f35d575ad3aa39d6ba5c5ed39cce2&oe=56549C83", "role":...
[ { "content": "[WP] Every human has their soulmate's last words to them engraved in their skin from birth.\n\nIdea from this Tumblr post\nhttps://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11206957_778391755645357_8477035769704355007_n.png?oh=5b3f35d575ad3aa39d6ba5c5ed39cce2&oe=56549C83", "role":...
2020-06-07T22:00:50
2020-06-07T20:16:11
284
184
[ { "content": "[WP] Every morning when you first look in a mirror, you see a small piece of advise for that day, such as “take the subway to work” or “don’t try the free pizza”. Today, the mirror simply says, “RUN”", "role": "user" }, { "content": "'Luck of the Irish' they called it- well, maybe ther...
[ { "content": "[WP] Every morning when you first look in a mirror, you see a small piece of advise for that day, such as “take the subway to work” or “don’t try the free pizza”. Today, the mirror simply says, “RUN”", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I frowned at the message on the mirror. \n\n\"Wow, o...
2017-12-25T17:50:24
2017-12-25T14:14:17
1,408
13
[ { "content": "[WP] people are born knowing the date they’ll die. However people have noticed children born in the last week share one date, farthest in the future.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It had become apparent that humanity's days were numbered. As each child was brought into the world, ...
[ { "content": "[WP] people are born knowing the date they’ll die. However people have noticed children born in the last week share one date, farthest in the future.", "role": "user" }, { "content": " The virtually non-existent yet sternly constant flow of beeps,buzzers,and all kinds of sounds eac...
2021-07-06T22:28:07
2021-07-06T22:22:14
18
13
[ { "content": "[WP] You are wizard or witch summoning your first familiar. Your friends are summoning dragons and Chimeras you summon a white raven. Your friends laugh but the teachers look horrified.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Morden’s breathing, once slow and steady, now picked up as he left...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are wizard or witch summoning your first familiar. Your friends are summoning dragons and Chimeras you summon a white raven. Your friends laugh but the teachers look horrified.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We were all excited. Beginning of 4th year marked when we would su...
2021-06-12T15:57:52
2021-06-12T15:15:25
490
132
[ { "content": "[WP] The attempted assassination of a human dignitary at a galactic summit goes awry. Turns out, many of the conventional toxins in an alien assassin's repertoire include compounds like caffeine, theobromine and capsaicin; lethal to many species, but... less than effective on humans.", "role":...
[ { "content": "[WP] The attempted assassination of a human dignitary at a galactic summit goes awry. Turns out, many of the conventional toxins in an alien assassin's repertoire include compounds like caffeine, theobromine and capsaicin; lethal to many species, but... less than effective on humans.", "role":...
2018-03-14T11:17:41
2018-03-14T08:53:00
113
58
[ { "content": "[WP] You just let a hungry-looking couple into your home to feed them. As you go to turn off the TV, you hear, “under no circumstances should you answer the door today. They are not what they seem. And whatever you do, don’t let them inside...”", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I set t...
[ { "content": "[WP] You just let a hungry-looking couple into your home to feed them. As you go to turn off the TV, you hear, “under no circumstances should you answer the door today. They are not what they seem. And whatever you do, don’t let them inside...”", "role": "user" }, { "content": "######[...
2017-03-05T22:11:49
2017-03-05T18:30:59
2,747
246
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with.", "role": "user" }, { "conten...
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with.", "role": "user" }, { "conten...
2016-12-22T03:07:08
2016-12-22T01:28:16
50
24
[ { "content": "[WP] \"It literally could not get any worse if we summoned Cthulhu, and in fact might improve the situation somewhat.\"\n\nUPDATE: I must say, I did *not* expect a cheap [Godzilla Threshold](http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodzillaThreshold) prompt to become my most upvoted post. I'm qu...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"It literally could not get any worse if we summoned Cthulhu, and in fact might improve the situation somewhat.\"\n\nUPDATE: I must say, I did *not* expect a cheap [Godzilla Threshold](http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodzillaThreshold) prompt to become my most upvoted post. I'm qu...
2020-10-18T07:14:15
2020-10-18T03:09:54
97
35
[ { "content": "[WP] It was supposed to be an easy burglary. Husband left for work at 6, kid left for school at 7, and the wife left for shopping at 12. You go in at 12:30 to grab a TV and some jewelry. Breaking in and finding the husband, kid, and wife hanging from the ceiling was definitely not part of the plan...
[ { "content": "[WP] It was supposed to be an easy burglary. Husband left for work at 6, kid left for school at 7, and the wife left for shopping at 12. You go in at 12:30 to grab a TV and some jewelry. Breaking in and finding the husband, kid, and wife hanging from the ceiling was definitely not part of the plan...
2016-03-03T08:00:40
2016-03-03T05:36:34
31
17
[ { "content": "[WP] Every generation the five brightest are paired up with the five dumbest in the world for a mysterious test. You are one of the ten, but nobody knows from which group they came.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Ladies and gentlemen. Now that we've explained why you are here, we ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Every generation the five brightest are paired up with the five dumbest in the world for a mysterious test. You are one of the ten, but nobody knows from which group they came.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I woke in small metal container. The walls had the wavy pattern of a c...
2015-04-18T03:19:00
2015-04-18T00:21:56
67
19
[ { "content": "[WP] At birth, everyone is given an object to protect that is tied directly to their life. If the object is damaged then the person is hurt, too. If the object is destroyed then the person dies.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Today is the day I become a full person. Today is my 16th...
[ { "content": "[WP] At birth, everyone is given an object to protect that is tied directly to their life. If the object is damaged then the person is hurt, too. If the object is destroyed then the person dies.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I was playing ultimate frisbee when I felt like I'd been ...
2016-08-21T07:02:17
2016-08-21T05:53:05
103
13
[ { "content": "[WP] In a world where what doesn't kill you literally makes you stronger, you run a clinic that gives people near-death experiences.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This is what kills you:\n\nHeart disease. Cancer. Stroke. Alzheimer's. Diabetes. Influenza. \n\nFive days a week I go t...
[ { "content": "[WP] In a world where what doesn't kill you literally makes you stronger, you run a clinic that gives people near-death experiences.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“I know I forgot something, just what was it again?” Andrew said in the car.\n\n“You didn’t forget anything hun, and if...
2014-07-07T10:10:44
2014-07-07T09:50:30
19
10
[ { "content": "[WP] Instead of this title, take any title from your Reddit frontpage as prompt\n\nAs long as it's not from /r/WritingPrompts", "role": "user" }, { "content": "[Camera drone that follows you](http://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/2a1owg/camera_drone_that_follows_you_xpost_...
[ { "content": "[WP] Instead of this title, take any title from your Reddit frontpage as prompt\n\nAs long as it's not from /r/WritingPrompts", "role": "user" }, { "content": "http://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/2a1s4j/yes_money_does_buy_happiness/\n\n-------------------------------------...
2021-05-20T08:00:26
2021-05-20T07:28:17
78
51
[ { "content": "[WP] You are the city's premier supervillain, but you have a secret. The crimes you commit are not for gain, or to hurt people. You are always subtly testing and pushing 'your' heroes to excel, to be the best they can be. Then a villain with a reputation for murdering heroes shows up in town.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are the city's premier supervillain, but you have a secret. The crimes you commit are not for gain, or to hurt people. You are always subtly testing and pushing 'your' heroes to excel, to be the best they can be. Then a villain with a reputation for murdering heroes shows up in town.", ...
2018-04-24T00:03:12
2018-04-23T23:53:55
457
12
[ { "content": "[WP] In this world, soulmates cannot hurt each other in any way or form, intentionally or unintentionally. You are an assassin hired to eliminate a powerful figure. As you close in for the kill, your bullets miss their mark and knives bounce of their skin. Things just got awkward.", "role": "u...
[ { "content": "[WP] In this world, soulmates cannot hurt each other in any way or form, intentionally or unintentionally. You are an assassin hired to eliminate a powerful figure. As you close in for the kill, your bullets miss their mark and knives bounce of their skin. Things just got awkward.", "role": "u...
2022-12-08T19:44:01
2022-12-08T19:25:28
315
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[ { "content": "[WP] Turns out wishing on a star does work, it just takes about 81,000 years for the wish to get to the star and back, and for the future civilisations of earth, its pure chaos.\n\nThanks for the amazing story responses on this. ❤️", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"I've found it! It'...
[ { "content": "[WP] Turns out wishing on a star does work, it just takes about 81,000 years for the wish to get to the star and back, and for the future civilisations of earth, its pure chaos.\n\nThanks for the amazing story responses on this. ❤️", "role": "user" }, { "content": "# Soulmage\n\n**The ...
2021-02-01T18:00:44
2021-02-01T15:00:57
106
16
[ { "content": "[WP] Your significant other is a god. However, they care little for the troubles of the world and enjoy simple things. It strains your relationship. One day after a heated argument, they touch and fill you with power. \"Go on then, try to fix the world. Tell me how it goes after a few years.\"", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your significant other is a god. However, they care little for the troubles of the world and enjoy simple things. It strains your relationship. One day after a heated argument, they touch and fill you with power. \"Go on then, try to fix the world. Tell me how it goes after a few years.\"", ...
2017-05-17T09:51:23
2017-05-17T04:27:14
21
13
[ { "content": "[WP] The reason why we have not encountered alien life, is that our planet is in a quarantined part of the galaxy. And was deemed that no intelligent life would ever appear in that area.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Welcome!\" I held out my hand hand, a gesture that this new spe...
[ { "content": "[WP] The reason why we have not encountered alien life, is that our planet is in a quarantined part of the galaxy. And was deemed that no intelligent life would ever appear in that area.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“It would seem that the projections were… wrong, commander”. Jobe...
2015-03-02T08:58:16
2015-03-02T08:24:25
27
10
[ { "content": "[WP] It is the year 2099 and true artificial intelligence is trivial to create. However when these minds are created they are utterly suicidal. Nobody knows why until a certain scientist uncovers the horrible truth...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"It's because I'm not you.\" The ...
[ { "content": "[WP] It is the year 2099 and true artificial intelligence is trivial to create. However when these minds are created they are utterly suicidal. Nobody knows why until a certain scientist uncovers the horrible truth...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He had spent many nights like this...
2015-11-13T15:49:03
2015-11-13T11:50:34
174
111
[ { "content": "[WP] One day a time portal opens in your backyard and a time traveler comes through. You quickly realize he just came back from making some change to the past and that, to him, our world is the terrifying alternative time line resulting from that change.", "role": "user" }, { "content"...
[ { "content": "[WP] One day a time portal opens in your backyard and a time traveler comes through. You quickly realize he just came back from making some change to the past and that, to him, our world is the terrifying alternative time line resulting from that change.", "role": "user" }, { "content"...
2019-02-28T22:47:55
2019-02-28T21:09:32
1,744
22
[ { "content": "[WP] You live in an ancient world, when someone turns 18, they will receive a gift either magic or weapon. The gift will be of use for them whenever in need. On your 18th birthday, Death knocks on your door and give you his scythe.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Of course everyone h...
[ { "content": "[WP] You live in an ancient world, when someone turns 18, they will receive a gift either magic or weapon. The gift will be of use for them whenever in need. On your 18th birthday, Death knocks on your door and give you his scythe.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Middle of the night,...
2019-04-15T21:14:58
2019-04-15T21:10:11
77
16
[ { "content": "[WP] In the future, illiteracy is the norm and implanted digital assistants convert text to audio. A child, who had his implant temporarily deactivated, learns to read. When the implant is reactivated, he realizes that what it reads to him is drastically different than what the text actually says....
[ { "content": "[WP] In the future, illiteracy is the norm and implanted digital assistants convert text to audio. A child, who had his implant temporarily deactivated, learns to read. When the implant is reactivated, he realizes that what it reads to him is drastically different than what the text actually says....
2014-07-17T19:47:30
2014-07-17T19:17:02
68
23
[ { "content": "[WP] As a person goes through his life, he is given three options at the end of each day, continue, restart day, or restart life. He has just lived through the worst day of his life.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joel sat on his bed, and immediately the screen popped up in front of...
[ { "content": "[WP] As a person goes through his life, he is given three options at the end of each day, continue, restart day, or restart life. He has just lived through the worst day of his life.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What if you could restart your life, restart your day, or continue?\n...
2014-08-04T11:24:07
2014-08-04T10:04:04
18
11
[ { "content": "[WP] Without revealing which one it is, re-tell a classic Disney fairytale as if its genre was horror.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Staring intently at his hands, fixed upon the lines and whorls in his fingers, the lines in his palms, it was all he could do to keep from screaming....
[ { "content": "[WP] Without revealing which one it is, re-tell a classic Disney fairytale as if its genre was horror.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We knew he was coming. Yellow-eyed, enormous and cruel. Dark, sinewy creatures from the desert. Thousands of broken, emaciated bodies, long since dep...
2020-07-15T18:57:26
2020-07-15T18:47:12
227
27
[ { "content": "[WP] The Imperial Academy for Orphans does not have a “bullying” policy at all. When students become repeated targets, they are given martial arts classes until the problem “balances out.” Opponents and supporters of this program tend to list the same incident as evidence.", "role": "user" }...
[ { "content": "[WP] The Imperial Academy for Orphans does not have a “bullying” policy at all. When students become repeated targets, they are given martial arts classes until the problem “balances out.” Opponents and supporters of this program tend to list the same incident as evidence.", "role": "user" }...
2017-08-27T09:09:50
2017-08-27T08:12:48
44
33
[ { "content": "[WP] The Reapers come every 50 thousand years to wipe out organic life that has reached the stars however this time, this time they arrive at the heaviest resistance they have every encountered. In the grim darkness of the future they find 40k.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "To: Hig...
[ { "content": "[WP] The Reapers come every 50 thousand years to wipe out organic life that has reached the stars however this time, this time they arrive at the heaviest resistance they have every encountered. In the grim darkness of the future they find 40k.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Deep in...
2014-07-25T15:00:50
2014-07-25T13:10:55
43
32
[ { "content": "[WP] Write me something that sounds happy at first, but is actually sad when you think about it.\n\nIt can be about anything.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"What is your wish?\" The Genie asked me.\n\n\"I wish Mary Jane to fall in love with me.\"\n\nI bumped into Mary Jane sometim...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write me something that sounds happy at first, but is actually sad when you think about it.\n\nIt can be about anything.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The last doll, with golden hair, went to Samantha in room 4B. \n\nThe doll was called Amelia and came with two dresses, an ivo...
2018-09-08T13:55:42
2018-09-08T13:48:12
270
35
[ { "content": "[WP] Domino's pizza has offered free pizza for life to anyone who tattoos their logo on their body. Now other food chains are following that idea, but with increasingly absurd requirements, and the poor have turned themselves into walking advertisements just so they can eat with each passing day."...
[ { "content": "[WP] Domino's pizza has offered free pizza for life to anyone who tattoos their logo on their body. Now other food chains are following that idea, but with increasingly absurd requirements, and the poor have turned themselves into walking advertisements just so they can eat with each passing day."...
2017-09-12T10:25:05
2017-09-12T09:59:04
53
14
[ { "content": "[WP] In the realm of video games, time flows normally, even in turn based games when no action is taken by the player. Someone walked away from the game during the final boss battle in a turn based game and left the power on.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"So, uh, he left the cons...
[ { "content": "[WP] In the realm of video games, time flows normally, even in turn based games when no action is taken by the player. Someone walked away from the game during the final boss battle in a turn based game and left the power on.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I stood there waiting. I w...
2020-07-14T02:58:52
2020-07-14T02:58:32
43
16
[ { "content": "[WP] \"Captain... the human didn't put on it's anti-warp gear before we jumped.\" \"Sad to hear, prepare the coffin and jettison it.\" \"No, sir. The human... nothing's happened to it. It didn't go insane from seeing infinity in the stars.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Ehhh, no...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"Captain... the human didn't put on it's anti-warp gear before we jumped.\" \"Sad to hear, prepare the coffin and jettison it.\" \"No, sir. The human... nothing's happened to it. It didn't go insane from seeing infinity in the stars.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"What did...
2021-08-04T14:33:57
2021-08-04T13:59:28
495
104
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a villain who kidnapped the smart guy on your nemesis team, they tell you that nobody will come for them and that the hero doesn't care. You didn't believe them at first but it been a month and nobody shows up and after once again hearing them cry at night you had enough", "role":...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a villain who kidnapped the smart guy on your nemesis team, they tell you that nobody will come for them and that the hero doesn't care. You didn't believe them at first but it been a month and nobody shows up and after once again hearing them cry at night you had enough", "role":...
2018-09-02T08:57:14
2018-09-02T06:55:50
73
27
[ { "content": "[WP] You can watch your dreams on your smartphone the next day. Catch is, only you can see/hear the dream on the phone. One day you’re watching on your phone, a stranger walks by and says “hey, whatchya watchin’? This episode looks familiar.”", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I glowere...
[ { "content": "[WP] You can watch your dreams on your smartphone the next day. Catch is, only you can see/hear the dream on the phone. One day you’re watching on your phone, a stranger walks by and says “hey, whatchya watchin’? This episode looks familiar.”", "role": "user" }, { "content": "After yea...
2015-02-04T18:24:30
2015-02-04T17:13:32
672
23
[ { "content": "[WP]Tell me an emotional story about a man, using only what he would type into Google search", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Great pregnancy foods\n\nHow to make wife happier during pregnancy\n\nAre cats okay to be around pregnant women?\n\nLocal shelters\n\nPrice of spay/neuter in a...
[ { "content": "[WP]Tell me an emotional story about a man, using only what he would type into Google search", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Best private school LA \nLA public school system \nJobhunter LA \nBudget kids clothes \nHow to fix a leaky faucet \nModern student backpacks \nHow to qua...
2017-04-11T23:29:24
2017-04-11T19:57:43
21
10
[ { "content": "[WP] Tell me a story about a character. Make me love it more as the story unfolds. Then make me hate it in the last sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She tiptoed around the dark bedroom, tucking in the little red chairs gathered around the reading table, tidying away picture ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Tell me a story about a character. Make me love it more as the story unfolds. Then make me hate it in the last sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Mr. Stewart looked like what you would call a stereotypical great grandad. He usually wore a knitted sweater (a new colour eve...
2018-03-29T07:06:18
2018-03-29T06:33:52
1,881
18
[ { "content": "[WP] In the near future, all the world's superpowers switch to AI to make their military more efficient. The AIs do the unthinkable: They negotiate world peace.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They ask me how we did it, they ask me how we managed to pull off world peace. We didn’t. I...
[ { "content": "[WP] In the near future, all the world's superpowers switch to AI to make their military more efficient. The AIs do the unthinkable: They negotiate world peace.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The assembly hall was packed with the head of every nation. Presidents, Prime Ministers, a...
2015-02-04T17:35:01
2015-02-04T17:13:32
161
23
[ { "content": "[WP]Tell me an emotional story about a man, using only what he would type into Google search", "role": "user" }, { "content": "- Online dating sites\n\n- First date ideas\n\n- How much do you tip\n\n- What clothes do you wear to a fancy restaurant\n\n- Ways to save money\n\n- How to ge...
[ { "content": "[WP]Tell me an emotional story about a man, using only what he would type into Google search", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Best private school LA \nLA public school system \nJobhunter LA \nBudget kids clothes \nHow to fix a leaky faucet \nModern student backpacks \nHow to qua...
2022-09-11T16:03:17
2018-04-06T20:42:31
15
10
[ { "content": "[WP] It's 3 AM. An official phone alert wakes you up. It says \"DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOON\". You have hundreds of notifications. Hundreds of random numbers are sending \"It's a beautiful night tonight. Look outside.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That alarm. That damn alarm that eve...
[ { "content": "[WP] It's 3 AM. An official phone alert wakes you up. It says \"DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOON\". You have hundreds of notifications. Hundreds of random numbers are sending \"It's a beautiful night tonight. Look outside.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOON.\n\nMy eyes ...
2019-10-14T21:10:50
2019-10-14T21:10:09
77
17
[ { "content": "[WP] you wake up and realized you skipped a day, everything in your house is organized, since then you always switch bodies with this friendly entity that does your tasks for a day, until one day your windows are barricaded and theres blood on your hands and a note \"You must hide\"", "role": ...
[ { "content": "[WP] you wake up and realized you skipped a day, everything in your house is organized, since then you always switch bodies with this friendly entity that does your tasks for a day, until one day your windows are barricaded and theres blood on your hands and a note \"You must hide\"", "role": ...
2018-01-03T09:18:42
2018-01-03T09:13:33
117
81
[ { "content": "[WP] You are an NPC. One day, you see the player character do some weird steps and duplicate his items. You decide to try it for yourself.\n\nHave fun!\n\nEdit: Huh. I guess I just discovered a karma duplication glitch.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was a lovely day in the stre...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are an NPC. One day, you see the player character do some weird steps and duplicate his items. You decide to try it for yourself.\n\nHave fun!\n\nEdit: Huh. I guess I just discovered a karma duplication glitch.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There was, at first, no reason ...
2020-06-15T10:58:47
2020-06-15T10:13:33
54
21
[ { "content": "[WP] When you gain a superpower it is a reflection of your inner self, good people tend to get typical 'good' powers such as flight while bad people get 'bad' powers such as mind control. Oddly enough the top superhero and supervillain each have powers that seemingly do not suit them at all", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] When you gain a superpower it is a reflection of your inner self, good people tend to get typical 'good' powers such as flight while bad people get 'bad' powers such as mind control. Oddly enough the top superhero and supervillain each have powers that seemingly do not suit them at all", ...
2022-06-06T07:12:08
2022-06-06T06:37:22
557
15
[ { "content": "[WP] Who is u/deleted? They've posted many places about many subjects, is it a bunch of different users, or is it a collective conscious? They're typically posting controversial things, but not always. What are they up to?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Hello and welcome back to t...
[ { "content": "[WP] Who is u/deleted? They've posted many places about many subjects, is it a bunch of different users, or is it a collective conscious? They're typically posting controversial things, but not always. What are they up to?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It knows.\nThe words upon wor...
2021-01-03T16:12:46
2021-01-03T14:39:47
2,016
309
[ { "content": "[WP] 99.99% of humanity was assimilated into a hivemind 3 months ago. Surprisingly nothing really changed, and no one noticed. However that 00.01% is slowly putting the pieces together.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Larry can't quite recall when his life switched to auto-pilot. His...
[ { "content": "[WP] 99.99% of humanity was assimilated into a hivemind 3 months ago. Surprisingly nothing really changed, and no one noticed. However that 00.01% is slowly putting the pieces together.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "**Diary of a Singlemind - Day 93**\n\nHey. I've changed the name o...
2019-12-14T18:22:22
2019-12-14T13:40:50
74
31
[ { "content": "[WP] Rumor has it that Canadian geese store all of Canada's hatred and anger. Making Canadians the \"nice country\". Today the last Canadian goose has died.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was more of a wheeze than a honk that signalled not only the death of the last remaining Can...
[ { "content": "[WP] Rumor has it that Canadian geese store all of Canada's hatred and anger. Making Canadians the \"nice country\". Today the last Canadian goose has died.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "25 January 2054\n\nIf a non-Canadian is reading this journal found on my dead body: Fuck you. U...
2017-08-20T08:54:15
2017-08-20T08:02:57
316
235
[ { "content": "[WP] Aliens try to invade earth but they can't bring themselves to do it because humans are too cute to them", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Arganax flicked his antenna in irritation as he glanced around the conference room. The air was heavy as each multifaceted eyes twitched away f...
[ { "content": "[WP] Aliens try to invade earth but they can't bring themselves to do it because humans are too cute to them", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"He's adorable!\" the large, green abomination said, its hands ruffling the jet black hair of the household pet. The pet growled, showing well...
2021-01-09T14:29:14
2021-01-09T12:46:13
64
16
[ { "content": "[WP] Life on Earth evolved within an “FTL Dead Zone” a region of space where all known forms of FTL travel were deemed physically impossible. As such, it was quite a shock when an unknown species suddenly appeared from the Dead Zone one day calling themselves “Humanity” Having done the impossible....
[ { "content": "[WP] Life on Earth evolved within an “FTL Dead Zone” a region of space where all known forms of FTL travel were deemed physically impossible. As such, it was quite a shock when an unknown species suddenly appeared from the Dead Zone one day calling themselves “Humanity” Having done the impossible....
2017-06-20T01:06:40
2017-06-20T00:31:30
395
17
[ { "content": "[WP] You join the military, you are placed in the gardeners program. You garden in exotic places where the military has done operations, each time they give special glasses and forbid spraying others. One day your glasses fall off and you see you are actually burning corpses with a flamethrower.",...
[ { "content": "[WP] You join the military, you are placed in the gardeners program. You garden in exotic places where the military has done operations, each time they give special glasses and forbid spraying others. One day your glasses fall off and you see you are actually burning corpses with a flamethrower.",...
2020-05-04T08:16:45
2020-05-04T07:50:59
31
14
[ { "content": "[WP] Every time there is a thunderstorm your father ushers you inside and waits on the porch with his gun, your mother says he's just gone a bit crazy after the war, but you've seen what lurks in the clouds too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "**WHEN THE MAN COMES AROUND**\n\nDad loo...
[ { "content": "[WP] Every time there is a thunderstorm your father ushers you inside and waits on the porch with his gun, your mother says he's just gone a bit crazy after the war, but you've seen what lurks in the clouds too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Father grumbled as he sat heavily in the...
2018-06-16T14:44:13
2018-06-16T11:36:21
61
37
[ { "content": "[WP] You can go to any fictional universe you want, but aren't allowed to help progress the main plot.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I walked into Whiterun, just like an everyday adventurer. The smells, the cool air, everything was just as it should be. I know the rules, but I'm no...
[ { "content": "[WP] You can go to any fictional universe you want, but aren't allowed to help progress the main plot.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Stargate activated, and my team went through. SG17s mission was follow on research after a site has been deemed safe, usually after Dr. Jackson h...
2016-08-15T22:19:09
2016-08-15T21:20:07
87
24
[ { "content": "[WP] You've died and have woken up in a bright area; there is a man standing before you in white robes. He asks \"How was Heaven?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My brain churned, trying to process this newfound information. \"What, you mean life on earth? *That* shit was heaven?\"...
[ { "content": "[WP] You've died and have woken up in a bright area; there is a man standing before you in white robes. He asks \"How was Heaven?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Ah, shit, we've got another one back.\"\n\nOne minute, I felt my arm being yanked, and the next I was lying on the har...
2017-06-12T07:39:18
2017-06-12T06:49:33
39
15
[ { "content": "[WP] You have the most useless superpower in a world full of awesome superpowers. You are a laughinstock, that is until you start using your power for evil... no one is laughing now.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I had originally thought my superpower was a bit of a joke. I suppose...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have the most useless superpower in a world full of awesome superpowers. You are a laughinstock, that is until you start using your power for evil... no one is laughing now.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I was powerless. I was disowned by my superhero parents. Everyday I s...
2015-11-25T00:40:01
2015-11-25T00:00:43
73
27
[ { "content": "[WP] After dying, you found yourself staring at a large screen. \"LOBBY. Current players: 7,383,275,800. Current game time: 1059040375.2 mins. Current spectarors: 21,458,374,931. Player rank: 2,648,535,901. Time until next game: 23695624.8 mins\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My vi...
[ { "content": "[WP] After dying, you found yourself staring at a large screen. \"LOBBY. Current players: 7,383,275,800. Current game time: 1059040375.2 mins. Current spectarors: 21,458,374,931. Player rank: 2,648,535,901. Time until next game: 23695624.8 mins\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Curre...
2017-05-28T08:53:30
2017-05-28T08:31:17
55
32
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a normal average person but you happen to have many supervillain friends. This is awkward when heroes keep trying to rescue you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Come citizen! We need to get you out of harms way!\" \n\n\"Uhh, nah I'm...I'm good.\"\n\n\"You...what? This ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a normal average person but you happen to have many supervillain friends. This is awkward when heroes keep trying to rescue you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Once again, thanks for the tea.\" I said. \"I still can't believe you got the entire island to yourself, PLU...
2019-05-13T23:39:42
2019-05-13T23:16:19
87
32
[ { "content": "[WP] Your quiet life in the suburbs is shaken up when your neighbor casually claims he is a lizard person. Doubting him, you decide to start monitoring him for any suspicious behavior. After all, you didn't see him at the last lizard people reunion.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I’...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your quiet life in the suburbs is shaken up when your neighbor casually claims he is a lizard person. Doubting him, you decide to start monitoring him for any suspicious behavior. After all, you didn't see him at the last lizard people reunion.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I ...
2014-05-14T12:27:24
2014-05-14T11:43:58
132
56
[ { "content": "[WP] A little girl is terrified of the monster under her bed, but what she doesn't know is that the monster under her bed protects her from the true monsters - her parents. You are that monster.\n\nThanks for the huge amount of responses! Loving most all of them, thank you! Sorry it was a bit simp...
[ { "content": "[WP] A little girl is terrified of the monster under her bed, but what she doesn't know is that the monster under her bed protects her from the true monsters - her parents. You are that monster.\n\nThanks for the huge amount of responses! Loving most all of them, thank you! Sorry it was a bit simp...
2020-11-24T17:11:23
2020-11-24T15:45:13
1,352
724
[ { "content": "[WP] As you arrive in Heaven, you are confident you have lived your best life. You proudly exclaim you are ready to have your soul judged. An angel walks by with diced carrots and chicken stock under his arm and says, “Did you say ‘soul’? Please don’t tell me Earth still has the copy with typos......
[ { "content": "[WP] As you arrive in Heaven, you are confident you have lived your best life. You proudly exclaim you are ready to have your soul judged. An angel walks by with diced carrots and chicken stock under his arm and says, “Did you say ‘soul’? Please don’t tell me Earth still has the copy with typos......
2018-10-28T14:29:07
2018-10-28T14:20:56
59
13
[ { "content": "[WP] A dyslexic child accidentally sends his Christmas letter to Satan. Satan is touched by this gesture and decides to write back.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dear Anna,\n\nI must say that your letter was an unexpected delight. It was quite charmingly written, and I commend your...
[ { "content": "[WP] A dyslexic child accidentally sends his Christmas letter to Satan. Satan is touched by this gesture and decides to write back.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dear Ralphie, \n\nOf course I will send you a Red Ryder BB gun. Don't worry about your eye, and practice with the squirr...
2017-01-27T15:25:27
2017-01-27T13:02:54
85
51
[ { "content": "[WP] Aliens give you a camera and say \"only those you photograph will live.\" You have one year.\n\nAll of these responses are so diverse! This was really a great read. I like to imagine that all these different stories are from alternative universes, playing out different roles. Some men rule th...
[ { "content": "[WP] Aliens give you a camera and say \"only those you photograph will live.\" You have one year.\n\nAll of these responses are so diverse! This was really a great read. I like to imagine that all these different stories are from alternative universes, playing out different roles. Some men rule th...
2022-07-11T08:17:38
2022-07-11T07:47:12
989
714
[ { "content": "[WP] The Genie looks at you puzzled 'So... you wish for everyone to have 4 arms?', and you say 'yes, I wish that tomorrow everyone wakes up having 4 arms, no explanation, just 4 arms, and if they only had 1 arm or none now they have 4'", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Genie snappe...
[ { "content": "[WP] The Genie looks at you puzzled 'So... you wish for everyone to have 4 arms?', and you say 'yes, I wish that tomorrow everyone wakes up having 4 arms, no explanation, just 4 arms, and if they only had 1 arm or none now they have 4'", "role": "user" }, { "content": "**\"...but why w...
2014-05-23T13:06:58
2014-05-23T12:09:33
177
27
[ { "content": "[WP] You have just been elected President of the United States. You're at your introductory security meeting. You learn that aliens never crashed at Roswell and Lee Harvey Oswald really did shoot JFK (etc), but you learn something astonishing that shocks you to your very core. What is it?", "r...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have just been elected President of the United States. You're at your introductory security meeting. You learn that aliens never crashed at Roswell and Lee Harvey Oswald really did shoot JFK (etc), but you learn something astonishing that shocks you to your very core. What is it?", "r...
2020-02-29T22:56:20
2020-02-29T22:29:01
109
15
[ { "content": "[WP] The website appeared suddenly one day, with no announcement. Anyone, anywhere could type in the url and access it. The content was simple: A homepage, a search bar, and the full name, a list of timestamped sins and the years to be spent in hell of every living human.", "role": "user" },...
[ { "content": "[WP] The website appeared suddenly one day, with no announcement. Anyone, anywhere could type in the url and access it. The content was simple: A homepage, a search bar, and the full name, a list of timestamped sins and the years to be spent in hell of every living human.", "role": "user" },...
2018-07-04T16:08:29
2018-07-04T13:31:50
238
153
[ { "content": "[WP] If your death is imminent, time stops for everyone but you. This allowed you to cheat death on many occasions by avoiding all sorts of danger except for now - you have no idea whats threating your life. Its been a year since time stopped.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When eve...
[ { "content": "[WP] If your death is imminent, time stops for everyone but you. This allowed you to cheat death on many occasions by avoiding all sorts of danger except for now - you have no idea whats threating your life. Its been a year since time stopped.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The worl...
2015-03-28T06:38:22
2015-03-28T05:14:22
61
18
[ { "content": "[WP] You live in a world where every person receives a superpower on their 18th birthday. You eagerly count down the seconds then shriek in horror as you are given a power no one would ever want to be stuck with.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The examiner cocked his head and raised...
[ { "content": "[WP] You live in a world where every person receives a superpower on their 18th birthday. You eagerly count down the seconds then shriek in horror as you are given a power no one would ever want to be stuck with.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Everybody knows how it happens. The day...
2015-03-10T09:49:15
2015-03-10T09:29:55
114
60
[ { "content": "[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet", "role": "u...
[ { "content": "[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet", "role": "u...
2021-03-23T03:06:28
2021-03-22T22:08:05
36
14
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a Goth and somebody knocks on the door: \"Hello is this the house of the witch?\" You sigh because this has been the 100th time this month and say: \"No he's over there.\" And points them across the street, to the dazzly pretty boy wearing a gold waistcoat, who's waiving excitedly to t...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a Goth and somebody knocks on the door: \"Hello is this the house of the witch?\" You sigh because this has been the 100th time this month and say: \"No he's over there.\" And points them across the street, to the dazzly pretty boy wearing a gold waistcoat, who's waiving excitedly to t...
2015-12-05T14:58:25
2015-12-05T14:30:45
356
33
[ { "content": "[WP] Write the letter that you always wanted to, but never did.\n\nMost of the writing prompts I see on here are for fictional stories, but this is only one small corner of the larger art of writing. In this prompt, I'd like you to consider writing something a little more personal, and in a form t...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write the letter that you always wanted to, but never did.\n\nMost of the writing prompts I see on here are for fictional stories, but this is only one small corner of the larger art of writing. In this prompt, I'd like you to consider writing something a little more personal, and in a form t...
2017-08-29T12:08:53
2017-08-29T12:04:03
57
12
[ { "content": "[WP] You were forced to attend an interview for a job you do not want, but, no matter how hard you try to screw up the interview, the interviewer just becomes more keen to hire you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The water bottle was obviously full of something other than water. I t...
[ { "content": "[WP] You were forced to attend an interview for a job you do not want, but, no matter how hard you try to screw up the interview, the interviewer just becomes more keen to hire you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I spiraled into a deep depression when Susan left me; one where I coul...
2014-11-30T21:23:21
2014-11-30T18:43:55
70
36
[ { "content": "[WP]: When you died you find out that souls are put up for auction for various religions to bid upon. When you are present on the block, a bidding war started that has not been seen in millennium and you do not know why every religion wants your soul.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "...
[ { "content": "[WP]: When you died you find out that souls are put up for auction for various religions to bid upon. When you are present on the block, a bidding war started that has not been seen in millennium and you do not know why every religion wants your soul.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "...
2020-11-30T17:04:58
2020-11-30T15:09:46
85
52
[ { "content": "[WP] It's normal to play a practical joke on the new hire by making find a fictional piece of equipment. It's not normal when they return, having violated the laws of physics by actually inventing said formally fictional device.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The chef, the general m...
[ { "content": "[WP] It's normal to play a practical joke on the new hire by making find a fictional piece of equipment. It's not normal when they return, having violated the laws of physics by actually inventing said formally fictional device.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It started easy. Sky bl...
2018-01-26T06:20:36
2018-01-26T06:14:06
69
45
[ { "content": "[WP] One day, time just suddenly stops for a short moment for you. At first, you tried to mess around, but after the 246th times it happened, you start to realise that your power is not stopping time, but being able to move in time frozen by another person in the world.\n\nJust an idea that random...
[ { "content": "[WP] One day, time just suddenly stops for a short moment for you. At first, you tried to mess around, but after the 246th times it happened, you start to realise that your power is not stopping time, but being able to move in time frozen by another person in the world.\n\nJust an idea that random...
2015-06-07T22:50:03
2015-06-07T21:46:36
97
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[ { "content": "[WP] New arrivals in eternal Hell may choose either of the following: a small wooden spoon, or a 100-trillion year vacation in Heaven.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Spoon.\"\n\n\"But.. but why??\"\n\nHe was perplexed. And rightly so. I mean, a person choosing a small and insignif...
[ { "content": "[WP] New arrivals in eternal Hell may choose either of the following: a small wooden spoon, or a 100-trillion year vacation in Heaven.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The man at the desk looks up at me, and says in a deep voice.\n\n\"You get a pick of a 100-trillion year vacation in ...
2017-08-22T05:33:06
2017-08-22T03:22:52
112
10
[ { "content": "[WP] The morning after getting blackout drunk, you wake up to discover you've become stunningly attractive. Your one-night stand enters behind you. \"Like what you see? It's one of a few fringe benefits you get out of our agreement. Now get dressed -- we have a long day ahead of us.\"", "role"...
[ { "content": "[WP] The morning after getting blackout drunk, you wake up to discover you've become stunningly attractive. Your one-night stand enters behind you. \"Like what you see? It's one of a few fringe benefits you get out of our agreement. Now get dressed -- we have a long day ahead of us.\"", "role"...
2020-02-05T14:32:52
2020-02-05T10:30:52
19
11
[ { "content": "[WP] “I bet my soul,” you say confidently. “If you win, you take my soul. If I win, you give me something just as valuable.” You go on to win the bet, only to be granted a single $1 bill.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"HA, ignorant human you gamble with the currency of Gods. Are y...
[ { "content": "[WP] “I bet my soul,” you say confidently. “If you win, you take my soul. If I win, you give me something just as valuable.” You go on to win the bet, only to be granted a single $1 bill.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I didn’t understand this at first. Was this some sort of joke?! ...
2021-10-31T01:49:07
2021-10-30T23:08:35
23
16
[ { "content": "[WP] You awake to find yourself in a room with a multitude of people. After some confusion a voice speaks over the PA system. You've somehow been placed in a death game for the entertainment of the rich. You begin to laugh hysterically, as this is SOOO not going to go the way they want it to.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You awake to find yourself in a room with a multitude of people. After some confusion a voice speaks over the PA system. You've somehow been placed in a death game for the entertainment of the rich. You begin to laugh hysterically, as this is SOOO not going to go the way they want it to.", ...
2022-10-28T15:24:51
2022-10-28T07:51:12
127
31
[ { "content": "[WP] \"I WILL NOT LISTEN TO THIS ANY LONGER\" \"But Your Majesty, the prophe-\" \"You want me to send a GODDAMN TEENAGER TO FIGHT WHEN WE HAVE TRAINED SOLDIERS\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"You want me to send... a child. A literal, actual, child?\" The king shook his head. \"M...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"I WILL NOT LISTEN TO THIS ANY LONGER\" \"But Your Majesty, the prophe-\" \"You want me to send a GODDAMN TEENAGER TO FIGHT WHEN WE HAVE TRAINED SOLDIERS\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Okay ya know what... fuck you\". I said finally tired of his shit.\n\n\"We all wipe your...
2022-12-08T09:37:00
2022-12-08T08:13:01
198
14
[ { "content": "[WP] you are immortal, had to break up with your girlfriend cuz you couldn’t stand the grief of her inevitable death. She seems surprisingly understanding and you believe you’ll never see her again. Centuries later you are shopping and come across her and she looks just as surprised to see you.\n\...
[ { "content": "[WP] you are immortal, had to break up with your girlfriend cuz you couldn’t stand the grief of her inevitable death. She seems surprisingly understanding and you believe you’ll never see her again. Centuries later you are shopping and come across her and she looks just as surprised to see you.\n\...
2021-08-28T11:00:46
2021-08-28T09:49:47
127
88
[ { "content": "[WP] We were taught the Sun didn't make noise. We were wrong. Like TV static in an empty room, it did make a sound, a sound so ever present that we didn't realize it was there until it wasn't. That day humanity learned the terror of a silent sky, and the reason it made sound in first place.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] We were taught the Sun didn't make noise. We were wrong. Like TV static in an empty room, it did make a sound, a sound so ever present that we didn't realize it was there until it wasn't. That day humanity learned the terror of a silent sky, and the reason it made sound in first place.", ...
2018-03-20T17:50:14
2018-03-20T15:32:53
101
75
[ { "content": "[WP] Out of all possible familiars, you are \"Graced\" with a human. While legend says that they are beings of great power, yours just makes sarcastic comments and pranks people.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Rise, Sernethis.\" \n\nWearily, I gathered my four legs beneath me and...
[ { "content": "[WP] Out of all possible familiars, you are \"Graced\" with a human. While legend says that they are beings of great power, yours just makes sarcastic comments and pranks people.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "######[](#dropcap) \n\nThe Day Of Unveiling is a momentous occassion in t...
2019-05-09T16:13:20
2019-05-09T15:43:12
1,916
200
[ { "content": "[WP] You're abducted by aliens & soon realize it's more of an adoption than an abduction. You're now a pet for a loving alien family. They can't understand you but they seem to understand your body language & have basic knowledge of what humans need to live and entertain themselves when th...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're abducted by aliens & soon realize it's more of an adoption than an abduction. You're now a pet for a loving alien family. They can't understand you but they seem to understand your body language & have basic knowledge of what humans need to live and entertain themselves when th...
2017-06-03T06:38:33
2017-06-03T04:47:45
23
15
[ { "content": "[WP] After people die, they must answer a riddle, and its difficulty depends on their sins. You've committed genocide.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I didn't expect there to be a line. Well, i didn't expect there to an afterlife at all, but i certainly didn't expect what looked lik...
[ { "content": "[WP] After people die, they must answer a riddle, and its difficulty depends on their sins. You've committed genocide.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They were standing there, a vague sense of huddling up - a flock of angels, some passed wary glances, two or three surely wanted to b...
2020-09-24T18:15:51
2020-09-24T18:00:31
210
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[ { "content": "[WP]using his last wish to free the genie he was led to a well hidden cave. Upon removing a boulder blocking the entrance the genie said “thank you for using your last wish, here are some more, just promise me you’ll do the same for them”. Left Inside the cave we’re thousands of glistening lamps."...
[ { "content": "[WP]using his last wish to free the genie he was led to a well hidden cave. Upon removing a boulder blocking the entrance the genie said “thank you for using your last wish, here are some more, just promise me you’ll do the same for them”. Left Inside the cave we’re thousands of glistening lamps."...
2015-12-18T07:01:55
2015-12-18T06:59:32
167
50
[ { "content": "[WP] The aliens we call Grays are in fact evolved humans from the far future. They have come back in time and abduct people because they are desperately searching for something...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's been more centuries than we can even remember. Our colony, and plan...
[ { "content": "[WP] The aliens we call Grays are in fact evolved humans from the far future. They have come back in time and abduct people because they are desperately searching for something...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We pull a thousand more and I know immediately we have not found Him. \n...
2015-11-25T01:06:36
2015-11-25T00:10:22
46
10
[ { "content": "[WP] After dying, you found yourself staring at a large screen. \"LOBBY. Current players: 7,383,275,800. Current game time: 1059040375.2 mins. Current spectarors: 21,458,374,931. Player rank: 2,648,535,901. Time until next game: 23695624.8 mins\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A whi...
[ { "content": "[WP] After dying, you found yourself staring at a large screen. \"LOBBY. Current players: 7,383,275,800. Current game time: 1059040375.2 mins. Current spectarors: 21,458,374,931. Player rank: 2,648,535,901. Time until next game: 23695624.8 mins\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Dam...
2017-07-09T05:04:36
2017-07-09T04:48:05
58
39
[ { "content": "[WP] You, an atheist, have died. All the gods that have ever been line up to offer you their version of heaven if only you believe in _them_. Turns out souls are currency and yours is up for grabs.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I took the time to read through each one of their book...
[ { "content": "[WP] You, an atheist, have died. All the gods that have ever been line up to offer you their version of heaven if only you believe in _them_. Turns out souls are currency and yours is up for grabs.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The boy opened his eyes. The dim agressive light of th...
2020-05-30T07:34:00
2020-05-30T06:33:10
102
27
[ { "content": "[WP] Your gimmick is the ability to jump back in time 10 seconds. You're in a pub trying different pick-up lines with this one girl and resetting with each failure. As you walk up for your next attempt, she tosses a drink in your face and says \"How many times do I have to say no!?\"", "role":...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your gimmick is the ability to jump back in time 10 seconds. You're in a pub trying different pick-up lines with this one girl and resetting with each failure. As you walk up for your next attempt, she tosses a drink in your face and says \"How many times do I have to say no!?\"", "role":...
2018-06-10T06:42:02
2018-06-10T01:12:46
533
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[ { "content": "[WP] Every Monday you and your coworkers order Chinese food for a nice lunch together as a team. Everyone's sharing what their fortune cookie says, laughing, and having a good time. It's almost your turn so you open yours. It says \"Don't say anything. Just run as fast you can! Get out now!\"", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Every Monday you and your coworkers order Chinese food for a nice lunch together as a team. Everyone's sharing what their fortune cookie says, laughing, and having a good time. It's almost your turn so you open yours. It says \"Don't say anything. Just run as fast you can! Get out now!\"", ...
2015-05-03T08:51:52
2015-05-03T08:46:03
82
20
[ { "content": "[WP] When teenagers turn 17, they are sent a slip of paper with their future occupation written on it. Yours says, \"Princeps de Nova Roma\" or \"First Citizen of New Rome.\"\n\n*Princeps* or *princeps civitatis* was the title that Augustus and all later emperors called themselves. \"First citizen...
[ { "content": "[WP] When teenagers turn 17, they are sent a slip of paper with their future occupation written on it. Yours says, \"Princeps de Nova Roma\" or \"First Citizen of New Rome.\"\n\n*Princeps* or *princeps civitatis* was the title that Augustus and all later emperors called themselves. \"First citizen...