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"content": "[WP] You and your immortal friends amuse yourselves with practical jokes. Since you're immortal, some of your joke setups take centuries, or even millenia, to execute.",
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"content": "So about 7,000 years ago Ollie dropped a boulder on my head. We were hunter-gatherer... | [
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"content": "[WP] You and your immortal friends amuse yourselves with practical jokes. Since you're immortal, some of your joke setups take centuries, or even millenia, to execute.",
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"content": "The best joke we've ever seen wasn't the time Jake tricked me into a pit of spikes a... |
2018-08-04T12:06:46 | 2018-08-04T11:02:34 | 15 | 11 | [
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"content": "[WP] Our blood is naturally clear, it thickens and darkens with each impure act. You have always dedicate yourself to good and helping others but today while knitting beanies for the homeless you accidentally prick your finger. Your blood is jet black and so thick it doesn't even drip.",
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2022-10-16T10:22:44 | 2022-10-16T08:17:39 | 112 | 36 | [
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"content": "[WP] Stepping out your front door one morning, you trip on the step and fall. Unfortunately, in doing so you crack you head open and die. As you fell you happened to crush a snail which, due to a technicality, turns out to count as dying in battle. You and the snail awaken in Valhalla",
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2021-09-02T12:46:28 | 2021-09-02T10:15:48 | 21 | 13 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are a long forgotten god. A small girl leaves a piece of candy at your shrine, and you awaken. Now, you must do everything to protect your High Priestess, the girl, and her entire kindergarten class, your worshipers.\n\nIf you want to post this on other platforms, please credit me. Lookin... | [
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"content": "[WP] Other princesses have Fairy Godmothers. You have a Fairy Godfather. He doesn't exactly grant wishes in the usual way, but the Fairy Mob always has your back.",
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"content": "Maria had come to realize that being royalty meant two things: she didn't have to cook fo... | [
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"content": "[WP] Other princesses have Fairy Godmothers. You have a Fairy Godfather. He doesn't exactly grant wishes in the usual way, but the Fairy Mob always has your back.",
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"content": "Princess Edna was crying fat, ugly tears inside her chamber in the castle. \n\nShe wailed... |
2018-01-31T12:13:05 | 2018-01-31T05:07:27 | 203 | 86 | [
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"content": "[WP] A local bartender regularly willingly hosts monsters and demons in his bar. When terrorists kidnap his children they learn the hard way how close he is to them.",
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"content": "The first flecks of dawn’s light trickled into the fancy high-rise bar. All was quiet ... | [
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"content": "[WP] A local bartender regularly willingly hosts monsters and demons in his bar. When terrorists kidnap his children they learn the hard way how close he is to them.",
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"content": "Theodore, Eoghan and Meph stared at the ransom note left by the bar.\n\nIt was glued o... |
2014-07-06T08:03:42 | 2014-07-06T07:20:51 | 54 | 32 | [
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"content": "[WP] A cynical man finds a real hidden utopia. Spends the rest of his life trying to find something wrong with it.",
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"content": "I've spent more time in this place than I care to remember. It's perfect. *Too* fucking perfect. And I'm sick of it. I came here when I w... | [
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"content": "[WP] A cynical man finds a real hidden utopia. Spends the rest of his life trying to find something wrong with it.",
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"content": "200 hundred years he's tried to find the catch. That's right you can't seem to die here either. Figured that out a long time ago.\n\nHe h... |
2017-07-01T19:06:27 | 2017-07-01T18:21:46 | 1,551 | 825 | [
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"content": "[WP] Theorising that so-called \"life-force\" or \"souls\" is actually just the electricity coursing through the nerves of living things, you try to sacrifice a battery to a demon.",
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"content": "I had everything set up correctly, I think. A star within a pentagram w... | [
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"content": "[WP] Theorising that so-called \"life-force\" or \"souls\" is actually just the electricity coursing through the nerves of living things, you try to sacrifice a battery to a demon.",
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"content": "\"Here's the soul you wanted,\" I said, smiling confidently at the demo... |
2016-11-17T10:52:05 | 2016-11-17T10:46:50 | 47 | 13 | [
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"content": "[WP] A very serious story about a very silly thing. Surprise me",
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"content": "**(lots of \"adult\" language ahead)**\n\nYou red-haired, grinning, stupid son of a bitch. You just had to go and honk that fucking elastic noisemaker right in my goddamn face, didn't you.... | [
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"content": "[WP] A very serious story about a very silly thing. Surprise me",
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"content": "I entered the enourmous room which was slightly illuminated, my heart was beating faster and faster as the moments passed. Sweating, and frantically looking from side to side. The floor an... |
2015-09-05T14:42:39 | 2015-09-05T14:38:54 | 38 | 12 | [
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"content": "[WP]Your girlfriend is an alien whose species is only slightly different from human beings. What are those changes, and how do you find out?\n\nPotentially NSFW",
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"content": "They came from space.\n\nThey looked like babes. The males: Even the most wretched of them ... | [
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"content": "[WP]Your girlfriend is an alien whose species is only slightly different from human beings. What are those changes, and how do you find out?\n\nPotentially NSFW",
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"content": "Greg was an aspiring musician, tonight he was playing a gig at Coastal Town or something li... |
2015-01-12T15:45:13 | 2015-01-12T10:42:43 | 18 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a story that literally makes no sense while reading it until the very last sentence.",
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"content": "He looked at her expectantly. Waiting. \n“Orange?” \nHe waited. \n“Orange! CAT! MOTORBIKE!” \nShe tried so hard to get through to him but felt like noth... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a story that literally makes no sense while reading it until the very last sentence.",
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"content": "Mom was singing Christmas carols again. The martini in her hand glowing like the contents of a broken glow stick. The dog was barking too. When I went to g... |
2022-01-27T19:40:14 | 2022-01-27T12:13:03 | 121 | 31 | [
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"content": "[WP] You adopt a cat. On its first visit to the vet, you introduce them as Buttercup. When you turn away to get the adoption papers, you hear the veterinarian murmur, \"So that's what you're going by this time, huh?\"",
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"content": "[WP] You adopt a cat. On its first visit to the vet, you introduce them as Buttercup. When you turn away to get the adoption papers, you hear the veterinarian murmur, \"So that's what you're going by this time, huh?\"",
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"content": "\"So you two know each other huh?\... |
2017-08-03T11:11:10 | 2017-08-03T10:28:01 | 410 | 47 | [
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"content": "[WP] You, a bassist, make a Faustian pact with a demon for incredible musical skill. No one notices.\n\nI love the bass, I swear.",
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"content": "The show ended, and Micky Timbre had rocked the bass greater than any bassist in the history of music. The crowd went wild... | [
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"content": "[WP] You, a bassist, make a Faustian pact with a demon for incredible musical skill. No one notices.\n\nI love the bass, I swear.",
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"content": "\"I'll do anything, I swear!\"\n\n\"Even sell your soul?\"\n\n\"Yes, even that!\" John wanted more than anything to actual... |
2021-02-03T19:32:17 | 2021-02-03T19:22:53 | 102 | 34 | [
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"content": "[WP] We may not be the strongest, but our immune systems are legendary among alien races. There is a saying: \"if it makes a human sick it will kill you.\"",
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"content": "*If it makes a human sick, it will kill you*\n\nAshley glanced over the survival pamphlet for th... | [
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"content": "[WP] We may not be the strongest, but our immune systems are legendary among alien races. There is a saying: \"if it makes a human sick it will kill you.\"",
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"content": "Mike looked up from the vomit splattered floor. \n\n\"Nope - not good,\" he said as he continued... |
2020-12-14T19:04:32 | 2020-12-14T18:35:40 | 310 | 92 | [
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"content": "[WP] An older version of yourself offers you immortality, the only catch is that you will be sent back in time 2000 years. Older you claims it's a great deal, but secretly they are miserable and want you to accept so they can transfer this horrible curse to you",
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2015-10-11T06:53:38 | 2015-10-11T04:24:57 | 55 | 18 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are part of a group of survivors in a zombie apocalypse, but you have a secret... you're actually a vampire.",
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"content": "It had only been six months since the outbreak went viral. I sat alone in the basement of an abandoned parking lot we'd taken refuge i... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are part of a group of survivors in a zombie apocalypse, but you have a secret... you're actually a vampire.",
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"content": "My eyes blurred as I felt the hunger sinking in I must look sick to the others it’s getting very hard to hide who I am. It had been a ... |
2019-05-15T15:06:00 | 2019-05-15T14:57:26 | 35 | 20 | [
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"content": "[WP] You've been living in your home for ten years. For some reason, every month, an envelope with half your rent appears on the table. You never questioned it. One day, you see a familiar man walking out of the vacant guest room. You remember he said, a decade ago, \"you won't even notice I'm her... | [
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2022-09-05T08:55:39 | 2022-09-05T08:22:18 | 676 | 171 | [
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"content": "[WP] In vampire society, it is a capital offence to touch prey marked by a senior vampire. There is a very good reason they all shy away from the cross.\n\nAll credit to [https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/wwon7a/in\\_vampire\\_society\\_it\\_is\\_a\\_capital\\_offence\\_to/](http... | [
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2016-06-12T10:50:09 | 2016-06-12T10:12:38 | 134 | 56 | [
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"content": "[WP] At 19 everyone in your society has to go into the cave of fears and defeat your worst fear. You're the first to go in and find nothing.\n\nedit: I want to read them all but there are so many it's hard to keep up, so many variations of the story I didn't even think of, great job everyone!",
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2016-05-24T15:47:28 | 2016-05-24T14:35:03 | 45 | 12 | [
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"content": "[WP] It is illegal to contact the humans, as they wear an evolutionary scar from their time as prey. It is known as \"fear\" and it makes them volatile and unpredictable.\n\nOptionally, you are releasing an article of your interviews with them before they were illegal\n\nEdit: look at that, my fir... | [
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2014-07-23T04:59:19 | 2014-07-23T04:37:02 | 23 | 14 | [
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"content": "[WP] The only two (secret) telepaths in the world are introduced to each other at a party. On the surface they are cordial and polite... but mentally a battle rages on.\n\nHave fun with it!",
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"content": "[WP] The only two (secret) telepaths in the world are introduced to each other at a party. On the surface they are cordial and polite... but mentally a battle rages on.\n\nHave fun with it!",
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"content": "Boredom.\n\nStanding amongst a crowd, feeling the music pumpin... |
2017-07-09T06:55:11 | 2017-07-09T05:10:20 | 21 | 12 | [
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"content": "[WP] You, an atheist, have died. All the gods that have ever been line up to offer you their version of heaven if only you believe in _them_. Turns out souls are currency and yours is up for grabs.",
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"content": "Thor raised Mjolnir high. \n\n\"Heathen! Join with US... | [
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"content": "[WP] You, an atheist, have died. All the gods that have ever been line up to offer you their version of heaven if only you believe in _them_. Turns out souls are currency and yours is up for grabs.",
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"content": "Rising from my grave, I enter a half-lit world inhabit... |
2016-09-11T10:25:17 | 2016-09-11T09:59:29 | 103 | 14 | [
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"content": "[WP]There is no prompt. Just write a story you've always been thinking about or one you've been thinking about sharing. Anything goes.",
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"content": "Working on my thesis at the moment which revolves around my Dad growing up as an ethnic minority in Vietnam during th... | [
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"content": "[WP]There is no prompt. Just write a story you've always been thinking about or one you've been thinking about sharing. Anything goes.",
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"content": "Howard and I sat in our respective chairs, looking through thousands of white specs against the black curtains of the... |
2022-11-01T23:34:26 | 2022-11-01T20:20:50 | 53 | 39 | [
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"content": "[WP] “Although we are grateful to you for defeating our oppressors, you were meant to die in battle…” your “allies” suddenly turned their weapons on you, “Your sacrifice will not be forgotten.”",
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"content": "\"Seriously? We're doing this now?\" I sighed, more disapp... | [
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"content": "[WP] “Although we are grateful to you for defeating our oppressors, you were meant to die in battle…” your “allies” suddenly turned their weapons on you, “Your sacrifice will not be forgotten.”",
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"content": "I stood, covered in blood, bewilderment becoming a simmeri... |
2018-03-22T05:26:48 | 2018-03-22T02:24:22 | 35 | 24 | [
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"content": "[WP] A demon vows to raise a human baby after the child is sacrificed to it by their parents.",
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"content": "\"Destroyer of Civilizations\" the demon said proudly looking at the smoldering pink bundle, \"that's what I'll call you. Garthon Destroyer of Civilizations.\... | [
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"content": "[WP] A demon vows to raise a human baby after the child is sacrificed to it by their parents.",
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"content": "\"Wake up Nathanaël ! You'll be late for school !\"\n\nEvery morning, it's the same routine. I knew humans were easily lazy (I may be at fault here), but didn... |
2021-07-20T23:36:59 | 2021-07-20T23:21:43 | 95 | 47 | [
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"content": "[WP] After earth blew up, you and your close friends who are all immortal are scattered into the cosmos. You land on a planet which, while devoid of life, has water. Start a civilization. Guide them to the stars, in order to reunite with your friends.",
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2021-10-21T13:00:29 | 2021-10-21T12:25:33 | 124 | 67 | [
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"content": "[WP] You've just been kidnapped by a supervillain. She's not really evil; she's just really socially awkward and had no idea how to approach you otherwise. She even made you dinner!",
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"content": "\"Where am I?\" Amelia slurred, \"What... what happened?\" she grimace... | [
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"content": "[WP] You've just been kidnapped by a supervillain. She's not really evil; she's just really socially awkward and had no idea how to approach you otherwise. She even made you dinner!",
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"content": "I am known as Mind Master. My power is telekinesis \\[which I can also... |
2022-04-28T13:23:35 | 2022-04-28T13:21:50 | 100 | 54 | [
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"content": "[WP] In his dying breaths, Weird Al reveals his final parody target: himself. He had a team of scientists scan his brain and his band's brains to create an algorithm that will continue to take in new songs and create parodies for us until the end of time. Behold: Weird A.I.",
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2018-07-26T21:15:11 | 2018-07-26T20:57:21 | 48 | 29 | [
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"content": "[WP] A faerie introduces himself. Then, he says, \"Give me your name,\" and he holds out his hand as if it's a physical thing he wants. Like a fool, you give it to him.",
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"content": "[WP] A faerie introduces himself. Then, he says, \"Give me your name,\" and he holds out his hand as if it's a physical thing he wants. Like a fool, you give it to him.",
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"content": "She held out a pristine palm. Tiny flowers, leaves and branches twirled around her ... |
2017-02-28T20:33:11 | 2017-02-28T19:50:36 | 265 | 31 | [
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"content": "[WP] It turns out that adrenaline is considered one of the most illicit drugs in 90% of the civilized portions of the Galaxy. Among the circle of sapient races, humans are the only one known to produce it naturally.",
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"content": "[WP] It turns out that adrenaline is considered one of the most illicit drugs in 90% of the civilized portions of the Galaxy. Among the circle of sapient races, humans are the only one known to produce it naturally.",
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"content": "[WP] You have the ability that lets you know exactly what to say to someone at any given moment that would cause them to break down in tears.",
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"content": "I started to complete the online application. Most of the questions were pretty routine: name, date of birth, ... | [
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"content": "[WP] You have the ability that lets you know exactly what to say to someone at any given moment that would cause them to break down in tears.",
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"content": "Ten years. Fetching coffee, kissing ass, crawling on my hands and knees for promotions. Finally I'm here. The ... |
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"content": "[WP] While exploring ancient ruins called \"the fairy city\" by the locals, you accidentally trigger a mystic portal, surprising a fairy archeologist also exploring similar ruins. To her, your technology is just as fantastical as her magic as you excitedly swap stories",
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"content": "[WP] While exploring ancient ruins called \"the fairy city\" by the locals, you accidentally trigger a mystic portal, surprising a fairy archeologist also exploring similar ruins. To her, your technology is just as fantastical as her magic as you excitedly swap stories",
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"content": "[WP] To stave off mass starvation, humans have managed to capture and cage a phoenix. They kill it and eat it. A few days later, it would be reborn, only to be butchered again.",
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"content": "[WP] To stave off mass starvation, humans have managed to capture and cage a phoenix. They kill it and eat it. A few days later, it would be reborn, only to be butchered again.",
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"content": "The small phoenix flapped its wings, soaking in the moonlight that luminate... |
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"content": "[WP] You’re sitting in a coffee shop surrounded by strangers but then it dawns on you that these were the same “strangers” who were in the restaurant where you had dinner last night. You head to the beach and realise again that the people around you are once more the same.",
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"content": "[WP] You are able to see the sins of people. Small sins look like mice. Larger sins look closer to dogs. You are terrified when you encounter someone with a sin that looks like a dragon.",
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"content": "[WP] You are able to see the sins of people. Small sins look like mice. Larger sins look closer to dogs. You are terrified when you encounter someone with a sin that looks like a dragon.",
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"content": "I have a certain fondness for cute animals. Things like rabbits a... |
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"content": "[WP]You're the Interim CEO of a major internet company. Every decision you make seems to just go completely wrong.",
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"content": "\"But it's our site,\" I said sternly.\n\n\"*Your* site? It just got shutdown.\"\n\n\"Well then revert the shutdown! We fired her, we can... | [
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"content": "[WP]You're the Interim CEO of a major internet company. Every decision you make seems to just go completely wrong.",
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"content": "12 noon. I slowly open my eyes and let out a stifled yawn. I hate waking up so early, but the mailman should be delivering my AOL cd toda... |
2017-08-20T08:30:05 | 2017-08-20T07:16:42 | 153 | 25 | [
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"content": "[WP] Aliens try to invade earth but they can't bring themselves to do it because humans are too cute to them",
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"content": "The first time Ravick the Ravisher stepped onto the green pebble, he knew that conquest would be easy. This would be nothing like the molten pl... | [
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"content": "[WP] Aliens try to invade earth but they can't bring themselves to do it because humans are too cute to them",
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"content": "(I'm saying mah alien spoke like in Shakespearean times. Because honestly, that makes it easier for me.)\n\n...Mine parents always spake unto m... |
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"content": "[WP] Your party accidentally enrages a God, but certain doom is oddly liberating. Cursed weapons, monkey paws, contracts with demons; nothing is off the table. You have no chance of winning, but your deaths shall be GLORIOUS!",
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"content": "[WP] Your party accidentally enrages a God, but certain doom is oddly liberating. Cursed weapons, monkey paws, contracts with demons; nothing is off the table. You have no chance of winning, but your deaths shall be GLORIOUS!",
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"content": "[WP] Rewrite a famous/classic story as though it was a crappy fanfiction.",
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"content": "\"IT'S HIM, WATSON! IT WAS THE CAB-BOY, JEFFERSON HOPE!\" Sherlock said with a smart face.\n\n\"Sherlock, please. No,\" Watson begged.\n\n\"SHERLOCK, YES!\" Sherlock said, his fa... |
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"content": "[WP] Turns out humanity was alone in the universe because they were way too early to the party. Now, billions of years later aliens find a strange planet, Earth, and begin to unveil the secrets of the first intelligent species.",
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"content": "In a language both grati... |
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"content": "[WP] You are so good at CPR you manage to revive anyone, a miracle, but people start calling you a necromancer",
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"content": "[WP] You are so good at CPR you manage to revive anyone, a miracle, but people start calling you a necromancer",
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"content": "\"I'm not a necromancer. I'm not a necromancer\" \n\nI keep repeating the phrase to myself. I always was good at CPR, 100% success rate, unhe... |
2015-10-18T20:44:27 | 2015-10-18T20:21:54 | 1,380 | 23 | [
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"content": "[WP] You have just died. The Good News is that there is an afterlife. The Bad News is that it isn't Heaven. Or Hell. Or Purgatory. And you aren't a Ghost. In fact, the afterlife is something that no sane human being would ever predict, and has most likely never been written down.\n\nGo balls to th... | [
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"content": "[WP] You have just died. The Good News is that there is an afterlife. The Bad News is that it isn't Heaven. Or Hell. Or Purgatory. And you aren't a Ghost. In fact, the afterlife is something that no sane human being would ever predict, and has most likely never been written down.\n\nGo balls to th... |
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"content": "[WP] Aliens invade Earth. Turns out Human weapons technology is way more advanced than it should be.",
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"content": "Mankind.\n\n__\n\nFor countless Millennia we have warred. \nPeace being a brief respite from the routine of war.\n\nAlways pushing one another, further... | [
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"content": "[WP] Aliens invade Earth. Turns out Human weapons technology is way more advanced than it should be.",
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"content": "Planet 3 NessaSpo (“Earth”)\n\nMISSION STATUS: Completed\n\nMISSION SUCCESS: Unsuccessful. \nCovert Agent Placement Failed, \nPopulation Control (Somnu... |
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"content": "[WP] You are a respected supervillain that is more of a managerial type. You take good care of your minions and have an open door policy. One day a battered minion comes in your office. The heroes tortured your minion for information. You rarely go out into the field, but when you do heroes trembl... | [
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"content": "[WP] You can teleport your SO anywhere instantly, and your SO can do the same for you. One day you get in an arguement.",
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"content": "\"Where is she?\" \n\nIts been four days since I've seen my wife. And I'm worried sick. Not the \"I hope she didnt get into an accid... | [
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"content": "[WP] You can teleport your SO anywhere instantly, and your SO can do the same for you. One day you get in an arguement.",
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"content": "You know that song by Katy Perry, *Hot n Cold*? You’re hot and you’re cold, you’re yes and you’re no? It’s not a bad interpretation ... |
2015-02-03T15:25:05 | 2015-02-03T13:25:34 | 113 | 67 | [
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"content": "[WP] A soldier on the front dies in the middle of writing a letter home. It is finished and sent by the man who killed him.",
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"content": "Mom, \n \nDon't have too much time, we move out in 10. \n \nLong time no see. Haven't been able to write back, they've b... | [
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"content": "[WP] A soldier on the front dies in the middle of writing a letter home. It is finished and sent by the man who killed him.",
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"content": "Dear Mom, \nI love you and I miss you dearly. I want to be home. I don't want to be here anymore. It is unspeakably terrifying ... |
2019-12-17T22:09:03 | 2019-12-17T19:12:15 | 29 | 18 | [
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"content": "[WP] In space, wars are typically quick. One side attacks and then the other side surrenders. When aliens attack a human city they belive the humans are defeated. They are not prepared for what the humans call \"Retribution\"",
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"content": "[WP] In space, wars are typically quick. One side attacks and then the other side surrenders. When aliens attack a human city they belive the humans are defeated. They are not prepared for what the humans call \"Retribution\"",
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"content": "Mankind had figured out ho... |
2022-05-17T09:05:42 | 2022-05-17T08:28:11 | 151 | 91 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are a superhero whose powers are based on the music you are listening to. Rock can make you stronger, classical makes you smarter, etc. One day, you're fighting your toughest villain yet, and you are forced to use your \"forbidden\" playlist.",
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"content": "[WP] You are a superhero whose powers are based on the music you are listening to. Rock can make you stronger, classical makes you smarter, etc. One day, you're fighting your toughest villain yet, and you are forced to use your \"forbidden\" playlist.",
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"content": "... |
2014-12-08T21:56:52 | 2014-12-08T21:39:38 | 151 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] Make an emotionally manipulative character. Make that character the narrator. Manipulate the other characters. While you manipulate me, the reader.",
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"content": "**Authours Note: Strong language and content**\n\nThis is Anthony. Anthony isn't much good at anyth... | [
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"content": "[WP] Make an emotionally manipulative character. Make that character the narrator. Manipulate the other characters. While you manipulate me, the reader.",
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"content": "\"Interesting isn't it!\" I asked the girl holding her shoulder as she tried to back away. \"Let g.... |
2020-04-07T07:40:52 | 2020-04-07T05:07:37 | 260 | 55 | [
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"content": "[WP] You grew up in a religious family. Due to a minor speech impediment, you inadvertently prayed to the long forgotten deity \"Veebuse\" for most of your adolescence. Now in college, you have stopped praying every night. Worried, Veebuse comes to check on his only worshiper.",
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"content": "[WP] You grew up in a religious family. Due to a minor speech impediment, you inadvertently prayed to the long forgotten deity \"Veebuse\" for most of your adolescence. Now in college, you have stopped praying every night. Worried, Veebuse comes to check on his only worshiper.",
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"content": "[WP] You are laying in bed in the dark and you glance over and see an odd shadow in the corner of your room. You're about to turn on a light to see what it is when you hear a voice in your head that says, \"Don't move. They're watching you.\"",
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"content": "[WP] You are laying in bed in the dark and you glance over and see an odd shadow in the corner of your room. You're about to turn on a light to see what it is when you hear a voice in your head that says, \"Don't move. They're watching you.\"",
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"content": "\"Don't m... |
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"content": "[WP] Hell is kept molten by the blind hot rage of an immense creature chained in the lowest pit.",
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"content": "Hell has always had a place in the minds of mortals. It has snuck its way into many of the major religions, into dreams, into expressions. Believers and no... | [
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"content": "[WP] Hell is kept molten by the blind hot rage of an immense creature chained in the lowest pit.",
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"content": "\r \nHis shoulders and arms are malformed. Grotesque taunts of what once was beauty. White scalding scales flake off his chest and reform, only to burn of... |
2017-12-06T20:40:56 | 2017-12-06T20:39:17 | 29 | 13 | [
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"content": "[WP] Humans once wielded formidable magical power but with over 7 billion of us on the planet now Mana has spread far to thinly to have any effect. When hostile aliens reduces humanity to a mere fraction the survivors discover an old power has begun to reawaken once again.",
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"content": "[WP] Humans once wielded formidable magical power but with over 7 billion of us on the planet now Mana has spread far to thinly to have any effect. When hostile aliens reduces humanity to a mere fraction the survivors discover an old power has begun to reawaken once again.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "[WP] The president finishes his inauguration, he is escorted to his office to start working on his agenda when he first meets with the previous secretary of defense. Before the secretary leaves the room the president says “no bullshit, tell me about the aliens.”",
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"content": "[WP] The president finishes his inauguration, he is escorted to his office to start working on his agenda when he first meets with the previous secretary of defense. Before the secretary leaves the room the president says “no bullshit, tell me about the aliens.”",
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"content": "[WP] You live in a world where every person receives a superpower on their 18th birthday. You eagerly count down the seconds then shriek in horror as you are given a power no one would ever want to be stuck with.",
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"content": "It really sounds good on paper. Everyon... | [
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"content": "[WP] You live in a world where every person receives a superpower on their 18th birthday. You eagerly count down the seconds then shriek in horror as you are given a power no one would ever want to be stuck with.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "There was a loud knock on my door and I... |
2016-02-22T11:35:38 | 2016-02-22T09:31:34 | 74 | 15 | [
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"content": "[WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?\n\nIf possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.\n\n---\n\nI'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!\n\nYou're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.\n\n---\n\nDear God RIP my inbox",
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"content": "[WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?\n\nIf possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.\n\n---\n\nI'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!\n\nYou're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.\n\n---\n\nDear God RIP my inbox",
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"content": "[WP] “I spy with my little eye, something beginning with D,” you say to your 4-year-old. “Demon.” “It has to be something you see.” Without a hint of fear, your child points behind you. \"Demon,\" s/he insists.",
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"content": "[WP] “I spy with my little eye, something beginning with D,” you say to your 4-year-old. “Demon.” “It has to be something you see.” Without a hint of fear, your child points behind you. \"Demon,\" s/he insists.",
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"content": "“Sweetheart, what have we said about talk... |
2022-11-10T10:55:46 | 2022-11-10T08:17:43 | 539 | 154 | [
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"content": "[WP] When aliens invaded earth, they expected humanity to reach for nuclear weapons. They had experience in this, they knew how to deal with a few warheads. What they were not prepared for was the quantity possessed by humanity.",
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"content": "[WP] When aliens invaded earth, they expected humanity to reach for nuclear weapons. They had experience in this, they knew how to deal with a few warheads. What they were not prepared for was the quantity possessed by humanity.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "General Zlaxxhun, known... |
2016-02-01T22:32:48 | 2016-02-01T22:09:55 | 507 | 40 | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a story about something you don't understand. Do NO research. Make everything up as you go.\n\n**Possible subjects:**\n\n\n*Fly-Fishing\n\n*Open-Heart Surgery\n\n*Supply-Management in the Canadian Dairy Industry\n\n*Making Hollywood Movies\n\n*Guidance Counselling for High School Studen... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a story about something you don't understand. Do NO research. Make everything up as you go.\n\n**Possible subjects:**\n\n\n*Fly-Fishing\n\n*Open-Heart Surgery\n\n*Supply-Management in the Canadian Dairy Industry\n\n*Making Hollywood Movies\n\n*Guidance Counselling for High School Studen... |
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"content": "[WP] After a Pyrrhic battle defending their homeworld, the defenders detect another fleet. It's the Humans, and they're sending in the hospital and engineering fleets.",
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"content": "Of over 1000 ships that stood by in defence of Acvia, less then 200 returned. Most b... | [
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"content": "[WP] After a Pyrrhic battle defending their homeworld, the defenders detect another fleet. It's the Humans, and they're sending in the hospital and engineering fleets.",
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"content": "\"\\~Report unknown fleet, this is Kithlam Homeworld actual, identify yourself or we... |
2018-10-01T13:18:21 | 2018-10-01T13:14:18 | 120 | 69 | [
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"content": "[WP] You chant \"Bloody Mary\" three times in your car's side view mirror and then hit the gas laughing all the while as she sprints towards your car desperately trying to keep up.\n\nEdit: Optional inclusion, it's the eighth time you done this. ",
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"content": "[WP] You chant \"Bloody Mary\" three times in your car's side view mirror and then hit the gas laughing all the while as she sprints towards your car desperately trying to keep up.\n\nEdit: Optional inclusion, it's the eighth time you done this. ",
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"content": "I wat... |
2016-04-11T10:58:32 | 2016-04-11T09:43:34 | 76 | 23 | [
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"content": "[WP]The story of someone dying and realizing their religion was not true.",
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"content": "This is bollocks you know. \n\n**THATS NO WAY TO SPEAK TO A GOD**\n\nNot my bloody god mate, I followed ...\n\n**YOU CHOSE INCORRECTLY**\n\nOh come on, just let me in. My mate Bo... | [
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"content": "[WP]The story of someone dying and realizing their religion was not true.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "I believe I have been a good man. I tried to follow his example. Sometimes I failed but I always had good intentions. I loved one woman and one God. I tried to resist temptation ... |
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"content": "[WP] Due to a technicality, a patient was brought to Valhalla because he died while battling cancer.",
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"content": "My family are happy that I’m dead. For the last 3 years as this cancer are away at me I lost more and more of myself. Just like with my own mum, they h... | [
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"content": "[WP] Due to a technicality, a patient was brought to Valhalla because he died while battling cancer.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "I rolled over and looked around confused... \nThis wasn't my hospital bed and as far as I could tell I wasn't even in New York City anymore.\n\nLooming... |
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"content": "[WP] You lost your sight - along with everyone else on Earth - in The Great Blinding. Two years later, without warning, your sight returns. As you look around, you realize that every available wall, floor and surface has been painted with the same message - Don't Tell Them You Can See.",
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"content": "[WP] You lost your sight - along with everyone else on Earth - in The Great Blinding. Two years later, without warning, your sight returns. As you look around, you realize that every available wall, floor and surface has been painted with the same message - Don't Tell Them You Can See.",
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"content": "[WP] Superheroes lie about their powers to protect themselves; some speedsters are actually just able to teleport, and some people with super-strength can just cancel gravity to make things lighter. You're trying to come up with a plausible lie for your powers.",
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"content": "[WP] Superheroes lie about their powers to protect themselves; some speedsters are actually just able to teleport, and some people with super-strength can just cancel gravity to make things lighter. You're trying to come up with a plausible lie for your powers.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "[WP] An unidentified dead human body is found in space.",
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"content": "\"Uh, Houston, we have something happening up here. Request switch to private channels.\" Mission Commander Elle Waterson chirped over the radio. \"Roger that\", came the reply.\n\nGround control ... | [
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"content": "[WP] An unidentified dead human body is found in space.",
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"content": "Floating in the vast distance, I see a lone figure. The body floats calmly, facing away from me, as if in a sea of tranquility. It is peaceful. Behind the body, I see the wreckage of what is now s... |
2020-05-06T08:56:04 | 2020-05-06T07:10:52 | 131 | 84 | [
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"content": "[WP] The Apocalypse wasn't as bad as the legends foretold. Sure the demons and angels are fighting everywhere, but they don't do THAT much collateral damage and the economy is booming thanks to humanity's ability to profit off of war.",
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"content": "[WP] The Apocalypse wasn't as bad as the legends foretold. Sure the demons and angels are fighting everywhere, but they don't do THAT much collateral damage and the economy is booming thanks to humanity's ability to profit off of war.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "\"I'll take uh, t... |
2021-02-15T16:04:35 | 2021-02-15T14:51:51 | 1,647 | 203 | [
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"content": "[WP] \"I wish I never met you!\" You shouted at your husband of 10 years, father of 2 of your children in a heated fight before bed. You then wake up on the day you first met. Eager to correct your mistake you wait for him in the park, but when your eyes met, he just smiled and walked past you.",
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"content": "[WP] \"I wish I never met you!\" You shouted at your husband of 10 years, father of 2 of your children in a heated fight before bed. You then wake up on the day you first met. Eager to correct your mistake you wait for him in the park, but when your eyes met, he just smiled and walked past you.",
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"content": "[WP] You ate your last apple almost a full day ago. The second hand on the clock creeps closer and closer to the 24-hour mark. Holed up in a cabin you ready your shotgun. You can feel them out there, waiting, watching. The Doctors.",
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"content": "[WP] You ate your last apple almost a full day ago. The second hand on the clock creeps closer and closer to the 24-hour mark. Holed up in a cabin you ready your shotgun. You can feel them out there, waiting, watching. The Doctors.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "Tick, tick, tick. Ev... |
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"content": "[WP] The Terran diplomat screamed with mind-numbing intensity: \"DEEPEST APOLOGIES BUT AS YOU CAN TELL, HUMANS DO NOT HAVE THE ABILITY TO MODULATE OUR PSYCHIC VOICES. IT WOULD BE BEST TO REENABLE PSI SHIELDING AND STICK TO MACHINE TRANSLATION.\"",
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"content": "[WP] The Terran diplomat screamed with mind-numbing intensity: \"DEEPEST APOLOGIES BUT AS YOU CAN TELL, HUMANS DO NOT HAVE THE ABILITY TO MODULATE OUR PSYCHIC VOICES. IT WOULD BE BEST TO REENABLE PSI SHIELDING AND STICK TO MACHINE TRANSLATION.\"",
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"content": "The fi... |
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"content": "[WP] Everyone knows you're the most powerful member of the league, so why are you an F-tier hero? Because F-tier is cleanup. The others protect the world from threats. You protect it from the other heroes.",
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"content": "I was 15 when I woke with a raging headache th... | [
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"content": "[WP] Everyone knows you're the most powerful member of the league, so why are you an F-tier hero? Because F-tier is cleanup. The others protect the world from threats. You protect it from the other heroes.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "I ran through the alleyway, trying to put on t... |
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"content": "[WP] Instead of killing your minions for petty reasons you use positive reinforcement to improve their skills and pay them the amount they deserve. What was just a simple act in your eyes has led to you having an army of the most zealous and loyal henchmen.",
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"content": "[WP] Instead of killing your minions for petty reasons you use positive reinforcement to improve their skills and pay them the amount they deserve. What was just a simple act in your eyes has led to you having an army of the most zealous and loyal henchmen.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "[WP]The story of someone dying and realizing their religion was not true.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "This is bollocks you know. \n\n**THATS NO WAY TO SPEAK TO A GOD**\n\nNot my bloody god mate, I followed ...\n\n**YOU CHOSE INCORRECTLY**\n\nOh come on, just let me in. My mate Bo... | [
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"content": "[WP]The story of someone dying and realizing their religion was not true.",
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"content": "\"Age 2, you lied for the first time. Your mother asked you if you tipped your juice over and you said no.\"\n\n\"I was just a baby! Does that even count?\"\n\n\"Age 15, you told... |
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"content": "[FF] \"So, come here often?\"\n\nBegin your story with this line of dialogue.\n\nOh, and set your story somewhere other than a bar or restaurant. In fact, set it somewhere in the distant past or future.\n\nAnd make it less than 500 words.\n\nHave fun!",
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"content": "[FF] \"So, come here often?\"\n\nBegin your story with this line of dialogue.\n\nOh, and set your story somewhere other than a bar or restaurant. In fact, set it somewhere in the distant past or future.\n\nAnd make it less than 500 words.\n\nHave fun!",
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"content": "... |
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"content": "[WP] \"Why do you think we have a chance against the human race? They purge every galactic nation in their path!\" The alien took a deep breath. \"We are cute to them.\" \"What?\"",
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"content": "The alien commander sat up in his basket and barked out an order. Paws w... | [
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"content": "[WP] \"Why do you think we have a chance against the human race? They purge every galactic nation in their path!\" The alien took a deep breath. \"We are cute to them.\" \"What?\"",
"role": "user"
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"content": "\"Define cute.\"\n\n\"Attractive or pretty in an endearing way.\"\n\nThe... |
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"content": "[WP] After dying, you found yourself staring at a large screen. \"LOBBY. Current players: 7,383,275,800. Current game time: 1059040375.2 mins. Current spectarors: 21,458,374,931. Player rank: 2,648,535,901. Time until next game: 23695624.8 mins\"",
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"content": "[WP] After dying, you found yourself staring at a large screen. \"LOBBY. Current players: 7,383,275,800. Current game time: 1059040375.2 mins. Current spectarors: 21,458,374,931. Player rank: 2,648,535,901. Time until next game: 23695624.8 mins\"",
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"content": "Curre... |
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"content": "[WP] You have the power to see the exact time anyone has left before they die, but not how they will die. One day a girl walks by, who has only three minutes left.",
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"content": "Drake watched his patient die. \n\nDeath is loosely defined. Before heart surgery and pa... | [
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"content": "[WP] You have the power to see the exact time anyone has left before they die, but not how they will die. One day a girl walks by, who has only three minutes left.",
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"content": "\"Well... this has been delightful, Milady. But I'm afraid the fun is now over.\"\n\n“Ye... |
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"content": "[WP] The Universe™ has just run out of free trial meaning we are being downgraded from Universe™ pro to Universe™ lite.",
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"content": "It all happened so quickly. The darkness became darker. Nebulae, Galaxies, Stars, everything just disappeared. Our Sun was lucky. Al... | [
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"content": "[WP] The Universe™ has just run out of free trial meaning we are being downgraded from Universe™ pro to Universe™ lite.",
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"content": "[WP] In most of the galaxy wars are often just shows of strength with fighting as a last resort. As such weapons are designed to be elaborate and flashy. Turns out humans, whose weapons are built with efficiency in mind, have a different understanding of war.",
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"content": "[WP] You put your 5-year-old daughter in an elevator by herself, and run to the next floor to make her laugh when the doors open. You get there, the elevator arrives and a 20-year-old woman steps out. \"Hello Dad. We have a lot to talk about\"",
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"content": "[WP] You start blacking out constantly when drinking, every time you come to, you find a paper written by yourself 100% disproving fundamental theories.",
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"content": "As l woke up from a night of drinking, I look at my clock as it ticks away, louder and louder. \n\... | [
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"content": "[WP] You start blacking out constantly when drinking, every time you come to, you find a paper written by yourself 100% disproving fundamental theories.",
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"content": "I awoke at my station in the scriptorium and attempted to stretch my arms as I always do; the chain... |
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"content": "[WP] In a world where lying doesn't exist, you are the worst supervillain: Technically True Man.",
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"content": "The sun sat low on the horizon in scattered shades of red and gold. Our neighbourhood quiet and empty, as was a usual Thursday night, as my family sat on t... | [
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"content": "[WP] In a world where lying doesn't exist, you are the worst supervillain: Technically True Man.",
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"content": "Who knew taking over a country could be so goddamn easy? I mean all I had to do was sound good and people would just go with it. As long as I kept it vague... |
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"content": "[WP]You run an RPG pawn shop. You haggle with adventurers who try to sell loot they've acquired.\n\nInspired by *The Merchant Adventurer*, by Patrick E. McLean.\n\nEDIT: Wow, thanks everyone that contributed! The awesome Patrick E. McLean (/u/patrickemclean) stopped by, gave a snippet from his boo... | [
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"content": "[WP] You rush into a church to stop the love of your life from marrying the wrong person. Not paying attention you barge in yelling \"I OBJECT\" only to realize it's a funeral. The deceased immediately rises in perfect health. All eyes turn to you",
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"content": "I ru... |
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"content": "[WP] At the age of 18, every person develops a magical power. Yours is the power to fluently read and speak every language in the universe. At first you thought the had the worst power on earth, that was until you you realise that the universe has it's own language.\n\nSorry for the double you, my... | [
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"content": "[WP] Your will requests that you want a \"space burial.\" You discover your loved ones have honored it when you awake on another planet. It would seem someone managed to revive you.",
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"content": "[WP] Your will requests that you want a \"space burial.\" You discover your loved ones have honored it when you awake on another planet. It would seem someone managed to revive you.",
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"content": "The air I breathe glitters down by throat as Im pulled along on my bac... |
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"content": "[WP] You're homeless, sleeping on the street in NYC. You have no family, no friends, and no where to go. After 5 years living like this, a man in a fancy black suit walks by where you're begging and hands you a blank check. Then he says \"Knock yourself out, kid.\"",
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"content": "[WP] You're homeless, sleeping on the street in NYC. You have no family, no friends, and no where to go. After 5 years living like this, a man in a fancy black suit walks by where you're begging and hands you a blank check. Then he says \"Knock yourself out, kid.\"",
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"content": "[WP] A young gay dragon has to explain to his parents why he is only kidnapping princes",
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"content": "Ryonar trembled at the sight of his parents landing at his castle. They were the apotheosis of might. Black scales, tremendous size, and unmatched bloodthirst.\n\n\... | [
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"content": "[WP] A young gay dragon has to explain to his parents why he is only kidnapping princes",
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"content": "The Elveron family; one of the most prestigious lines of\ndragon in the world. Their terror has been known for over a millennium, toppling\ncountless villages and ... |
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"content": "[WP] Soul mates are real and technology has finally allowed for detection of some peoples “other half\" at the speed of light using quantum messaging. When you were tested there was no response, now 10 years later you are called in to let you know a response has just arrived.\n\nthats all you get ... | [
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"content": "[WP] Soul mates are real and technology has finally allowed for detection of some peoples “other half\" at the speed of light using quantum messaging. When you were tested there was no response, now 10 years later you are called in to let you know a response has just arrived.\n\nthats all you get ... |
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"content": "[WP] Write a really BAD guide for getting a guy/girl. Bonus points if the narrator is mocking you for still being single.\n\n[removed]",
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"content": "Hey girl! Binging on chips again while watching Netflix eat away at your insecurity? Stop marathoning bad rom-coms ju... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a really BAD guide for getting a guy/girl. Bonus points if the narrator is mocking you for still being single.\n\n[removed]",
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"content": "guide to fetching a gurl. \n\npro tip #1 \n\ngirls love manly men, to be mainly you gota smell mainly. men have feran... |
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"content": "[WP] Your boss told you not to press the flashing red button. Your coworker told you not to push the flashing red button. The big book on the desk says don't push the flashing red button. There's even a sign that says \"Never push the flashing red button.\" But still...",
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"content": "[WP] Your boss told you not to press the flashing red button. Your coworker told you not to push the flashing red button. The big book on the desk says don't push the flashing red button. There's even a sign that says \"Never push the flashing red button.\" But still...",
"role": "user"
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... |
2016-02-01T22:49:14 | 2016-02-01T21:35:35 | 16 | 11 | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a story about something you don't understand. Do NO research. Make everything up as you go.\n\n**Possible subjects:**\n\n\n*Fly-Fishing\n\n*Open-Heart Surgery\n\n*Supply-Management in the Canadian Dairy Industry\n\n*Making Hollywood Movies\n\n*Guidance Counselling for High School Studen... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a story about something you don't understand. Do NO research. Make everything up as you go.\n\n**Possible subjects:**\n\n\n*Fly-Fishing\n\n*Open-Heart Surgery\n\n*Supply-Management in the Canadian Dairy Industry\n\n*Making Hollywood Movies\n\n*Guidance Counselling for High School Studen... |
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"content": "[WP]”I’m going to fight and lose badly” “don’t you mean win?” “No! Look at her she is built like a tank I can’t win!”",
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"content": "I couldn't argue. The fighter across the ring had a squat chassis resting between two stout track pods. A menacing array of armaments ... | [
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"content": "[WP]”I’m going to fight and lose badly” “don’t you mean win?” “No! Look at her she is built like a tank I can’t win!”",
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"content": "I look over at the pile of muscle once again. She threw her bag to the ground, cracking her knuckles. It’s hard to actually keep my ga... |
2015-01-04T13:39:28 | 2015-01-04T13:34:24 | 26 | 12 | [
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"content": "[WP] Two people have just died. They both enter the same location in the afterlife. For one person, it is their personal heaven; for the other, it is hell. Describe their arrival and first \"day\" there.",
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"content": "Suzanne opened her eyes to be greeted by her own... | [
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"content": "[WP] Two people have just died. They both enter the same location in the afterlife. For one person, it is their personal heaven; for the other, it is hell. Describe their arrival and first \"day\" there.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "Imagine my surprise when, one second I'm gasping... |
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"content": "[WP] You stole 10$ from some guys bank and now he's coming after you with everything he's got.",
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"content": "It was just $10.00 and after all, I was hungry. Who would even notice? Who would even care? Turns out I had found the one guy who pored over every facet o... | [
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"content": "[WP] You stole 10$ from some guys bank and now he's coming after you with everything he's got.",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "It was only supposed to be $10.\n\nI'm not gonna pretend like i know all this computer hacking shit my friend got himself in to, he told me if he could use m... |
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"content": "[WP] The seven aspects of the universe gathered in the room, Good, Evil, Life, Death, Order, Chaos, and Dave, from accounting.",
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"content": "\"Well, it's important to keep track of things,\" Dave replied, sounding almost bemused.\n\nThe council's full attention did ... | [
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"content": "[WP] The seven aspects of the universe gathered in the room, Good, Evil, Life, Death, Order, Chaos, and Dave, from accounting.",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "Hey there. This is Dave from Accounting. Never heard of me, huh? That’s understandable; I don’t really get as much recognitio... |
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"content": "[WP] Inexplicably, the planets are disappearing one by one. It started with Neptune going all the way to Jupiter. You're the Head of NASA and you've just watched Mars disappear.",
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"content": "I was rubbing my eyes when the analysts came in.\n\n\"Do we have precise t... | [
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"content": "[WP] Inexplicably, the planets are disappearing one by one. It started with Neptune going all the way to Jupiter. You're the Head of NASA and you've just watched Mars disappear.",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "\"What do mean Mars is gone? Its a planet, not your car keys, James.\" I g... |
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"content": "[WP] You're a 'comically incompetent' supervillain for a group of C-List heroes. They are no real threat to you, so you endure their childish speeches. However, when the heroes raid the civilian business you run on the side and injure your employees, you decide to take yourself seriously for once.... | [
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"content": "[WP] You're a 'comically incompetent' supervillain for a group of C-List heroes. They are no real threat to you, so you endure their childish speeches. However, when the heroes raid the civilian business you run on the side and injure your employees, you decide to take yourself seriously for once.... |
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"content": "[WP] We find intelligent life under the ice crust of the moon \"Europa\". Upon contact, the aquatic species is confused how we survived the \"harsh climate of earth\" any why we, as a species didn't leave \"when we had the chance\".\n\n\"and\" instead of \"any\"...",
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"content": "[WP] We find intelligent life under the ice crust of the moon \"Europa\". Upon contact, the aquatic species is confused how we survived the \"harsh climate of earth\" any why we, as a species didn't leave \"when we had the chance\".\n\n\"and\" instead of \"any\"...",
"role": "user"
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... |
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"content": "[WP] As a vanity project a computer scientist/mathematician sets a super computer to calculating the digits of Pi to trillions of digits. One day he notices that for a stretch of thousands of digits Pi repeated a sequence of ones and zeroes, which he plugs into a binary translator.",
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"content": "[WP] As a vanity project a computer scientist/mathematician sets a super computer to calculating the digits of Pi to trillions of digits. One day he notices that for a stretch of thousands of digits Pi repeated a sequence of ones and zeroes, which he plugs into a binary translator.",
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