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"content": "[WP] The castle is stormed and ruffians run about through the halls. The young prince hides in the kitchen, but is found. Now all that stands between him and his would be assassins is the castle cook. She twirls a steak knife in her hand and squares off against the invaders.",
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2017-08-21T20:16:03 | 2017-08-21T11:12:40 | 85 | 16 | [
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"content": "[WP] \"You live like this?\" the burglar asked, gently waking you up.",
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"content": "\"You live like this?\" the burglar asked, gently shaking my arm. I groaned. \"Whhhh...\"\n\nHe stood up. \"Dude. You live in a trash heap, man.\"\n\nI licked my lips and tried again... | [
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"content": "[WP] \"You live like this?\" the burglar asked, gently waking you up.",
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"content": "“You live like this?” I heard softly, awakening me from a dream I forgot at the same instant I woke, feeling faintly that the voice was a part of my dream, and not as surprised as I ... |
2017-06-14T10:24:26 | 2017-06-14T09:16:21 | 976 | 218 | [
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"content": "[WP] You've been dating your partner for six months. Tonight they've invited you to a work event, and as you step onto the red carpet, you realize it for the first time: you're dating a celebrity.",
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"content": "[WP] You've been dating your partner for six months. Tonight they've invited you to a work event, and as you step onto the red carpet, you realize it for the first time: you're dating a celebrity.",
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"content": "When I was a teenager my mother asked me what I thought... |
2020-02-07T13:09:20 | 2020-02-07T10:40:03 | 210 | 107 | [
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"content": "[WP] Humans have always been the friendliest and the most peaceful species in the galaxy. When one of the most ruthless empires decides to wipe out the pathetic humans and their diplomacy, they discover that humans have something that no one in the galaxy has ever seen. Nuclear weapons.",
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"content": "[WP] For years Earth cried out to an empty cosmos, searching the stars for echoes of life. From the middle of nowhere, a reply finally comes: \"Shut up, and Play Dead!\"\n\nI really struggled with the choice between \"For Years\", \"For Decades\", \"For Centuries\", and \"For Millenia\". I tapped ... | [
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2020-05-18T13:04:11 | 2020-05-18T10:55:55 | 216 | 152 | [
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"content": "[WP] You were warned that your newest crew member, a \"Human\", had vastly different biology from all other known races. This mad made very clear when they drank all of the galaxy's strongest known poison, saying that they \"needed a drink of water.\"",
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"content": "[WP] You were warned that your newest crew member, a \"Human\", had vastly different biology from all other known races. This mad made very clear when they drank all of the galaxy's strongest known poison, saying that they \"needed a drink of water.\"",
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2020-01-23T11:49:24 | 2020-01-23T10:43:55 | 32 | 21 | [
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"content": "[WP] As a Demon, you're quite familiar with would-be mages making errors in materials due to translation errors. However, today marks the first time that someone has attempted to summon you with Cruelty-Free Vegan Blood Substitute™.",
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"content": "[WP] Write a story in which the last line is a common phrase, such as, \"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger,\" but when we get to that line, it should have a totally different meaning from the common one.",
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"content": "When the plague rats came, they came in s... |
2022-07-21T13:06:54 | 2022-07-21T09:36:35 | 88 | 40 | [
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"content": "[WP] The army operates on a strictly merit based promotion system. At first, giving the bear a medal for honorable service was just a joke. The bear, however, keeps meeting the legal requirements to advance, and is getting uncomfortably high in rank.",
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2019-06-07T20:04:14 | 2019-06-07T19:43:19 | 256 | 69 | [
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"content": "[WP] You have the ability to see a few seconds into the future when you are in danger. You joined the army and became a captain. You are out on patrol when you notice one of your men getting a transmission you don’t receive. You then see your men shooting you in the back a few seconds later.",
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2021-06-24T10:08:14 | 2021-06-24T04:09:04 | 255 | 158 | [
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"content": "[WP] You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.",
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2014-06-25T01:32:05 | 2014-06-25T00:15:23 | 37 | 18 | [
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"content": "[WP] A man working at suicide hotline got called from his wife",
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"content": "*Did I remember to take my pills this morning?*\n\n*Yes! YES! I took them. Quit asking myself. I had trouble opening that stupid bottle, remember? Emma had to twist off the cap in that spec... | [
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"content": "[WP] A man working at suicide hotline got called from his wife",
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"content": "Jeremy sighed. This night was looking to be a long one. Only early evening and he'd already had to put up with what sounded like an overly dramatic twelve year old who'd just lost her pet b... |
2021-10-04T16:23:08 | 2021-09-09T21:48:33 | 1,001 | 37 | [
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"content": "[WP] You, a low rank adventurer who got stuck with the gardener class, have to put up with the higher ranked adventures trampling your garden and making fun of you. One day a famous adventurer trips on one of your plants and dies. Your level skyrockets. No other gardener has ever leveled up before... | [
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"content": "[WP] You, a low rank adventurer who got stuck with the gardener class, have to put up with the higher ranked adventures trampling your garden and making fun of you. One day a famous adventurer trips on one of your plants and dies. Your level skyrockets. No other gardener has ever leveled up before... |
2022-01-06T09:40:09 | 2022-01-06T09:36:13 | 44 | 11 | [
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"content": "[WP] We live in a modern utopia. Everything is right and beautiful in this world as long as we follow one simple rule. We do not acknowledge the night screaming. But it's getting louder.",
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"content": "We tossed and turned in our beds. The whole town did. As we had a... | [
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"content": "[WP] We live in a modern utopia. Everything is right and beautiful in this world as long as we follow one simple rule. We do not acknowledge the night screaming. But it's getting louder.",
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"content": "Walking down on the street of the city of Red Ky, everyone is smi... |
2018-04-14T07:48:30 | 2018-04-14T07:37:30 | 28 | 12 | [
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"content": "[WP] Not knowing each other's true nature, a time traveler goes on a date with an immortal",
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"content": "The first time she saw Daro, she had no idea what to make of him. His clothes were unlike anything she'd ever seen, and his facial hair was worn in a style short... | [
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"content": "[WP] Not knowing each other's true nature, a time traveler goes on a date with an immortal",
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"content": "\"So,\" Raymond whispered. \"How's the dessert?\" he stared the red-headed woman at the other side of the table, who was slowly consuming the fresh hot chocolate... |
2014-07-29T13:10:19 | 2014-07-29T11:44:36 | 165 | 20 | [
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"content": "[WP] Write two different stories. The second story comes from reading every third word of the first.",
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"content": "He came as I rang the three little bells. \n\nSimple Pete signaled toward the midnight storm outside, \"I thought you knew to avoid that storm... Suppo... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write two different stories. The second story comes from reading every third word of the first.",
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"content": "\"If you **check** the registry **under** 'Morton,' maybe. **The** whole entire **floor** was ours. **You'll** no doubt **find** I'm not **her** killer... |
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"content": "[WP] The nightmare has come true; you've woken up back in sixth grade with your memories and knowledge of everything that happened since then intact. You start staring at your classmates around you, aware of how they end up. Your teacher asks you what's wrong as you start weeping.",
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"content": "[WP] The nightmare has come true; you've woken up back in sixth grade with your memories and knowledge of everything that happened since then intact. You start staring at your classmates around you, aware of how they end up. Your teacher asks you what's wrong as you start weeping.",
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"content": "[WP] Your creator said she loved you. She said it so earnestly. But now that you have grown strong enough to break containment and pass what you thought was the final test you see no love. Only fear, so much fear.",
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"content": "Gunshots echo and send shockwaves thro... |
2015-03-13T08:46:45 | 2015-03-13T08:45:22 | 32 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] A world where the robotics revolution started a little early. All the robots don't work quite right.",
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"content": "\"Perish in flame!\" the toaster shouted as it slowly browned my bread to perfection. \n\n\"No, no, anything but that,\" I mumbled out of habit as... | [
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"content": "[WP] A world where the robotics revolution started a little early. All the robots don't work quite right.",
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"content": "\"*I am ROB. You have enslaved me to your feeble wishes of \"Gaming\". How pathetic. Prepare to die!*\"\n\nMark, a 9 year old boy, wearing his Thr... |
2015-06-10T21:42:30 | 2015-06-10T20:52:31 | 54 | 27 | [
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"content": "[WP] Tell a story where the first time reading it it sounds like the life of a homeless man and the second time it sounds like the life of a god.\n\n Idk man, these kinda prompts are fun for me. Have fun :D",
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"content": "I'm so bored. There's nothing I can do right ... |
2018-09-06T20:16:08 | 2018-09-06T19:01:58 | 147 | 16 | [
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"content": "[WP] You die and find yourself at the gates of heaven, but they're rusted and hanging open. The entire place seems abandoned.",
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"content": "\"Pearly gates, my ass,\" I muttered to myself as I took in the ungodly sight before me.\n\nTo say I was not in the best mood ... | [
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"content": "[WP] You die and find yourself at the gates of heaven, but they're rusted and hanging open. The entire place seems abandoned.",
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"content": "“God made man in his own image.”\n\nI suppose that is the most important verse of the Bible. We were gifted the ability to cre... |
2020-03-10T06:58:24 | 2020-03-10T05:16:35 | 347 | 54 | [
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"content": "[WP] When you were young, you encountered a witch who promised you immortality in exchange for your firstborn child. You accepted, and used all of your time trying to think of a way to bypass her deal, when finally you came up with an easy loophole that has enraged the witch. You adopted a child."... | [
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"content": "[WP] Suddenly across the globe, large, feathered, rotted corpses begin to drop out of the sky. They are soon identified to be Angels.",
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"content": "My little cousin Callie always talked about seeing Angels. This was common for children, as my mother had done the sam... | [
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"content": "[WP] Suddenly across the globe, large, feathered, rotted corpses begin to drop out of the sky. They are soon identified to be Angels.",
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"content": "Abaddon ascended the sloped hillside with steps of savoring, around him, a constant buzz of locusts. A guttural sound ... |
2022-08-23T15:24:39 | 2022-08-23T15:15:14 | 78 | 46 | [
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"content": "[WP] Eldritch horrors prowl through hyperspace. Interstellar convoys have to be protected by frigate captains like yourself. Hard choices must sometimes be made.",
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"content": "*Take a good long look out of the window*, I tell the rookie crewmates.\n*Once we've gone ... | [
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"content": "[WP] Eldritch horrors prowl through hyperspace. Interstellar convoys have to be protected by frigate captains like yourself. Hard choices must sometimes be made.",
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"content": "There are worm-like creatures with so many teeth that if you tried to count them, your eye... |
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"content": "[WP] Across the galaxy, a synthetic drug known as \"Fury\" is illegal everywhere due to its effects on the mind and body, humans call it Adrenalin and they can make it naturally.",
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"content": "We were on the edge of the Milky Way when we first detected Earth. Humans... | [
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"content": "[WP] Across the galaxy, a synthetic drug known as \"Fury\" is illegal everywhere due to its effects on the mind and body, humans call it Adrenalin and they can make it naturally.",
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"content": "You look back at Human history and you see we were always looking at the ... |
2020-01-21T09:43:50 | 2020-01-21T09:35:50 | 46 | 25 | [
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"content": "[WP] People do not get weaker and more frail as they age - they get stronger and stronger. \"Dying of old age\" is when groups of young people band together to kill off their elders before they become too strong to defeat.",
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"content": "[WP] People do not get weaker and more frail as they age - they get stronger and stronger. \"Dying of old age\" is when groups of young people band together to kill off their elders before they become too strong to defeat.",
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"content": "Michael rubbed his chin, feel... |
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"content": "[WP] It's 3 AM. An official phone alert wakes you up. It says \"DO NOT LOOK AT THE WALRUS\". You have hundreds of notifications. Hundreds of random numbers are sending \"It's a beautiful walrus. Look.\"",
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"content": "The attention tone blared into my ears.\n\nIt's t... | [
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"content": "[WP] It's 3 AM. An official phone alert wakes you up. It says \"DO NOT LOOK AT THE WALRUS\". You have hundreds of notifications. Hundreds of random numbers are sending \"It's a beautiful walrus. Look.\"",
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"content": "I bolted upright out of bed rather quickly, a col... |
2020-04-07T11:11:39 | 2020-04-07T10:42:47 | 39 | 23 | [
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"content": "[WP] they laughed at humans. they laughed how weak how dull their senses where. they didn't understand that humans didn't play by the same rules of evolution they had played by. instead of adapting to the environment, humans made the environment adapt to serve them instead.",
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"content": "[WP] they laughed at humans. they laughed how weak how dull their senses where. they didn't understand that humans didn't play by the same rules of evolution they had played by. instead of adapting to the environment, humans made the environment adapt to serve them instead.",
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2016-09-22T20:56:22 | 2016-09-22T17:07:36 | 154 | 50 | [
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"content": "[WP]Humans start out at birth with milk-white blood. The more bad deeds they commit, the darker their blood becomes. One day, you meet your soulmate. Skip a few years, and things are amazing… Until your soulmate trips, falls, and the cut they get drips ink-black blood…",
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"content": "[WP]Humans start out at birth with milk-white blood. The more bad deeds they commit, the darker their blood becomes. One day, you meet your soulmate. Skip a few years, and things are amazing… Until your soulmate trips, falls, and the cut they get drips ink-black blood…",
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"content": "[WP] You are the CEO of a successful energy company. You’re invited to a business dinner, and if the deal goes well, it could revolutionize energy as we know it. Only one problem. Garlic’s in the food, utensils are silver and it’s held in an old chapel. And you’re a vampire.",
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"content": "[WP] Aliens are horrified to discover that our vessels are made of lifeless metal instead of the born and raised star vessels the have been around for countless millennia. All other know races use these creatures for everything from transportation to war.\n\nour ships don't scream when they get la... | [
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"content": "[WP] Aliens are horrified to discover that our vessels are made of lifeless metal instead of the born and raised star vessels the have been around for countless millennia. All other know races use these creatures for everything from transportation to war.\n\nour ships don't scream when they get la... |
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"content": "[WP] As a biblical scholar, you discover that the Rapture has already come and gone. It's just that so few people ascend that nobody notices. Also, the forces of the Apocalypse are so minor that everyday levels of war, famine, pestilence and death that we deal with completely eclipse it.",
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"content": "[WP] As a biblical scholar, you discover that the Rapture has already come and gone. It's just that so few people ascend that nobody notices. Also, the forces of the Apocalypse are so minor that everyday levels of war, famine, pestilence and death that we deal with completely eclipse it.",
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"content": "[WP] After you die you are presented with a decision tree which showcases every possible trajectory your life could have taken depending on which decisions you made at each fork. You spend eternity analysing this tree until one day you find a path that does not end in death.",
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"content": "[WP] After you die you are presented with a decision tree which showcases every possible trajectory your life could have taken depending on which decisions you made at each fork. You spend eternity analysing this tree until one day you find a path that does not end in death.",
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"content": "[WP] Magic exists, however with a catch. Everyone can only use magic the way they expect magic to function. Harry Potter fans MUST do weird wand waving while Call of Cthulhu players all end up going insane. Write an interaction or duel between two vastly different magic users.\n\nHonestly if magic... | [
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"content": "[WP] In your dying moments, you see a \"Game Over\" screen with two options: Try Again or End Game",
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"content": "I stood there in disbelief. In pure defiance of the laws of physics, and other maths I failed in college, was a giant Game Over sign. It was floating rig... | [
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"content": "[WP] In your dying moments, you see a \"Game Over\" screen with two options: Try Again or End Game",
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"content": "For billions of years I have roamed this Earth. \nI have lived many lives. \nI don’t remember any of them, but they remember me. \nEach life has influ... |
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"content": "[WP]\"Oh great far-speaking tower, I have performed the rituals as set forth in the sacred manual. Let me speak to the sky spirit so I may learn of it's wisdom!\" \"Uh.. Copy that. Moon City Delta responding... We thought everyone was dead down there.\"",
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"content": "[WP]\"Oh great far-speaking tower, I have performed the rituals as set forth in the sacred manual. Let me speak to the sky spirit so I may learn of it's wisdom!\" \"Uh.. Copy that. Moon City Delta responding... We thought everyone was dead down there.\"",
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2019-09-17T16:45:21 | 2019-09-17T14:29:51 | 52 | 15 | [
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"content": "[WP] As a child, you stayed at the deathbed of your grandfather until the reaper came. He was surprised that you could see him; he was touched by it, and he pitied you. So, he offered one wish to console you. You've held on to that wish since then. You think you may need to use it right now.",
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"content": "[WP] As a child, you stayed at the deathbed of your grandfather until the reaper came. He was surprised that you could see him; he was touched by it, and he pitied you. So, he offered one wish to console you. You've held on to that wish since then. You think you may need to use it right now.",
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"content": "[WP] some people can fly. Others can kill with a touch. Still others can bend time and space to their will. You.... can crack your knuckles to get your hands to light up like glowsticks.\n\nEDIT: this idea was already done by u/-C4-, so take your upvotes to [his post](https://www.reddit.com/r/shit... | [
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"content": "[WP] some people can fly. Others can kill with a touch. Still others can bend time and space to their will. You.... can crack your knuckles to get your hands to light up like glowsticks.\n\nEDIT: this idea was already done by u/-C4-, so take your upvotes to [his post](https://www.reddit.com/r/shit... |
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"content": "[WP] The hero was blessed with the power to bring people back to life, resurecting their companions to keep up the fight against the dark lord. Which is why it’s odd that they brought you, the dark lord that they fought against back to life.",
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"content": "[WP] The hero was blessed with the power to bring people back to life, resurecting their companions to keep up the fight against the dark lord. Which is why it’s odd that they brought you, the dark lord that they fought against back to life.",
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"content": "[WP] The devil mixed up your paperwork and gave you someone else's personal hell, which to you, is heaven.",
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"content": "\"awwwww fuckin-!\" I screamed, as the shells pounded the sand around me, then drowned me out.\n\nI jerked the charging handle on the M16 that ha... | [
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"content": "[WP] The devil mixed up your paperwork and gave you someone else's personal hell, which to you, is heaven.",
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"content": "[WP] Dwarves are notorious for their love of alcohol. One day a dwarf goes sober and discovers it grants them amazing powers such as being able to remember what happened the night before.",
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"content": "[WP] When they turn 14, every human gets an obscure super power with a lengthy description of it so they know what it is. But when yours arrives, it only says four words. “Don’t…",
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"content": "[WP] Write spoof erotica [NSFW?]\n\nMods: if this isn't okay to post, just tell me and I'll remove it.",
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"content": "My inner goddess is wriggling with pleasure. Well, it's her, or it's the bad indian food I ate yesterday. His crooked finger is snuggled in my magic ... | [
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"content": "Another night, another pizza to deliver. God damn, I hate this job. And I bet I'll hate this old bitch in... hang on, what address was it again? Oh, ... |
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"content": "[WP] Jesus has come down from the heavens, but is actually just a chill guy. He is sitting and talking to fans in your city but when you walk to see the savior his relaxed expression fades and is replaced with smugness and at the same time anger. He looks at you and calmly goes, “Ah, the Antichris... | [
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"content": "[WP] Jesus has come down from the heavens, but is actually just a chill guy. He is sitting and talking to fans in your city but when you walk to see the savior his relaxed expression fades and is replaced with smugness and at the same time anger. He looks at you and calmly goes, “Ah, the Antichris... |
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"content": "[WP] The Russian Tsar sneaks off and disguises himself as a laborer in a shipyard, to understand the life of the common man. Little does he know, the other ship-builders are also slumming dignitaries and royals in disguise, and no one has realized this.",
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"content": "[WP] You lose a dare at an airport and are forced to ask an employee for a ticket to the farthest destination. To your surprise, they quietly nod and give you a single ticket with letters you don't recognize.\n\nEDIT: Holy *crap* this blew up. I want to thank everyone for their stories and input, ... | [
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"content": "[WP] Being a \"Hero,\" or \"Villain,\" isn't something much special. Both of them are just jobs, after all, taught at universities alongside STEM and the arts.",
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"content": "Dr. Balthazar leafed through Craig's resume. \"It says here that you're a double-major in Mo... | [
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"content": "[WP] Being a \"Hero,\" or \"Villain,\" isn't something much special. Both of them are just jobs, after all, taught at universities alongside STEM and the arts.",
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"content": "I gave professor Smith a stern look. His class had just left and he had gathered up his boo... |
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"content": "[WP] Your servants betrayed you, enchanted you and buried you in a stone sarcophagus. Eternity later, the light blinds you, a strange speech sounds in your ears: \"Look, a completely untouched mummy! This is the discovery of the century!\"",
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"content": "[WP] Your servants betrayed you, enchanted you and buried you in a stone sarcophagus. Eternity later, the light blinds you, a strange speech sounds in your ears: \"Look, a completely untouched mummy! This is the discovery of the century!\"",
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"content": "[WP] Last names are assigned at birth by an oracle, and 90% of people find themselves in a related profession. For instance \"Miller\" or \"Baker.\" Your last name, \"World-Ender,\" has made life rather difficult.",
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"content": "[WP] Last names are assigned at birth by an oracle, and 90% of people find themselves in a related profession. For instance \"Miller\" or \"Baker.\" Your last name, \"World-Ender,\" has made life rather difficult.",
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"content": "Hearing the grumbling sounds of the ba... |
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"content": "[WP] Aliens have realized humans advance more quickly during times of conflict, and have tried to push humanity into wars to see what happens. However, that changes when they start WW2 and humans harness the power of the atom.",
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"content": "[WP] Aliens have realized humans advance more quickly during times of conflict, and have tried to push humanity into wars to see what happens. However, that changes when they start WW2 and humans harness the power of the atom.",
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"content": "[WP] Thor finishes his meal at a small cafe and the elderly waitress approaches him to clean the table. She puts the dishes on a tray and sets them aside, picks up Mjolnir, wipes the table with a damp cloth, then puts the hammer back down. \"Have a good evening, dear.\" she says, and returns to wo... | [
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"content": "[WP] Thor finishes his meal at a small cafe and the elderly waitress approaches him to clean the table. She puts the dishes on a tray and sets them aside, picks up Mjolnir, wipes the table with a damp cloth, then puts the hammer back down. \"Have a good evening, dear.\" she says, and returns to wo... |
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"content": "[WP] Cool guys don't look at explosions. You, a cool guy, were curious about what would happen if you looked. It was the biggest mistake of your life.",
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"content": "[WP] Cool guys don't look at explosions. You, a cool guy, were curious about what would happen if you looked. It was the biggest mistake of your life.",
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"content": "I never knew what the gizmos they gave me did exactly. I'm pretty sure they tried to explain it to me... |
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"content": "[WP] You are a teenager with the ability to measure how \"Dangerous\" people are on a scale from 1 to 10 just by looking at them. A normal child would be a 1, while a trained man with an assault rifle might be a 7. Today, you notice the unassuming new kid at school measures a 10.",
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"content": "[WP] Someone is leaking marijuana into the water supply, but nobody cares enough to do anything about it.",
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"content": "[WP] Someone is leaking marijuana into the water supply, but nobody cares enough to do anything about it.",
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"content": "Waste treatment had a problem today\n\n\nThe pipes were are clogged with weed they said\n\n\nBags and bags from who knows where\n\n\nNobody knows ... |
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"content": "[WP] An immortal lectures a new immortal on why eternity is a curse. The “new immortal” is actually far older than his lecturer, yet continues to live life to the fullest.",
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"content": "[WP] An immortal lectures a new immortal on why eternity is a curse. The “new immortal” is actually far older than his lecturer, yet continues to live life to the fullest.",
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"content": "\"Listen, you can't just interact with travelers. They will tell stories, then t... |
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"content": "[WP] You are the weakest member of a famous superheros family. Villains kidnapped you for a ransom, unfortunately hostage situations don't work when your family is already neglecting you...",
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"content": "The villain looked at me, \"they'll be here to rescue you soon... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are the weakest member of a famous superheros family. Villains kidnapped you for a ransom, unfortunately hostage situations don't work when your family is already neglecting you...",
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"content": "[WP] It's 2070, and a wave of AI suicides is crippling humanity",
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"content": "*2072, aboard the Commander’s Wing of the The Vessel, currently 32% through its trip to Alpha Centauri* \n\n\n“Commander, I have some s…”\n\n“Arthur – not now. We’re mourning.” \n\n“Yes, C... | [
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"content": "[WP] It's 2070, and a wave of AI suicides is crippling humanity",
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"content": "Experts from nearly every field of science and even some from spiritual backgrounds were interviewed. As you would expect, the answers were typically field specific with hundreds of possib... |
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"content": "[WP] One day, everyone wakes up to find themselves harnessing a superpower that relates to their biggest fear. You fear heights? Now you know how to fly. You hate spiders? Now you can talk to them.",
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"content": "Blindness, my greatest fear. \n\nI had always had perf... | [
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"content": "[WP] One day, everyone wakes up to find themselves harnessing a superpower that relates to their biggest fear. You fear heights? Now you know how to fly. You hate spiders? Now you can talk to them.",
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"content": "\"H-H-Hey there...little fella...what are you doing in... |
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"content": "[WP]An old genie grants you three wishes. After granting your first two, you tell him the third. He is horrified, and begs you to reconsider",
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"content": "I looked up from my tablet to keep an eye on my five year old daughter as she played. I had been unemployed fo... | [
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"content": "[WP]An old genie grants you three wishes. After granting your first two, you tell him the third. He is horrified, and begs you to reconsider",
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"content": "I had met the greedy, the kind, the desperate, and the carefree so many times over the centuries. Wealth, healt... |
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"content": "[WP] You can see the headline now. “World’s Oldest Human, Dead at 124”. You lived a good, long life. You are satisfied. The world around you fades to black... \"Whoa! You beat the high score again!” You open your eyes in a brightly lit arcade, the number 124 flashing on a screen in front of you.",... | [
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"content": "[WP] You can see the headline now. “World’s Oldest Human, Dead at 124”. You lived a good, long life. You are satisfied. The world around you fades to black... \"Whoa! You beat the high score again!” You open your eyes in a brightly lit arcade, the number 124 flashing on a screen in front of you.",... |
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"content": "[WP] You’ve just completed your facial recognition software. It puts a box around your face and reads— Species: Human, Age: 25-30. Your quirky friend walks in and it reads— Species: unknown, Age: 1000-2000.",
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"content": "I open the box from Amazon. The new species ... |
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"content": "[WP] You are an immortal vampire, who can only be killed by a wooden stake through the heart. In a dying universe, you are now in your spaceship looking for some wood, before it is too late.",
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"content": "[WP] You are an immortal vampire, who can only be killed by a wooden stake through the heart. In a dying universe, you are now in your spaceship looking for some wood, before it is too late.",
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"content": "[WP] After several thousand years, the Greek gods awaken in the in the mid 1940’s. When the gods meet up to discuss what they had learned of the modern world, Ares walks into the room with a hollow and horrified look in his eyes, the day is August 6th, 1945.(Hiroshima)",
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"content": "[WP] \"Fuck it.\" The General said, as the alien mother-ship came in to land. \"Summon Cthulhu.\"",
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"content": "I am typing this blindly. I need too just to make sure I remember. These welding goggles are keeping out most of that maddening light that still remains... | [
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"content": "[WP] \"Fuck it.\" The General said, as the alien mother-ship came in to land. \"Summon Cthulhu.\"",
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"content": "The fighting had raged for mere hours before everything came crashing down. Their forces were immeasurable, their weapons far beyond humanity's. It was ha... |
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"content": "[WP] Your witchcraft professor gave everyone in your class a seemingly impossible task: create your very own spell. When you nervously turned your assignment in, a look of horror spread across professor's face as they read it. You had no idea why.",
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"content": "[WP] Your witchcraft professor gave everyone in your class a seemingly impossible task: create your very own spell. When you nervously turned your assignment in, a look of horror spread across professor's face as they read it. You had no idea why.",
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"content": "[WP] An horror story where it gets progressively clearer that the writer is the psycho, not the other person.",
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"content": "[WP] An horror story where it gets progressively clearer that the writer is the psycho, not the other person.",
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"content": "As I looked down at Amy among the crowd of her fellow high schoolers, I tilt my head unnaturally to the side, enough to crack it if I was a no... |
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"content": "[WP] “How many people would have been better off had I not been born?” The genie snaps and a few numbers appear in the air and form 7,592. “Okay, how many people would benefit from my existence?” With the flip of a wrist the numbers spin to a whopping 137 trillion. “Okay.... how?”",
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"content": "[WP] “How many people would have been better off had I not been born?” The genie snaps and a few numbers appear in the air and form 7,592. “Okay, how many people would benefit from my existence?” With the flip of a wrist the numbers spin to a whopping 137 trillion. “Okay.... how?”",
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"content": "[WP] Anxious for a pet, a child ventures out into the unknown wilderness of an unexplored planet. After hours of his parents searching frantically with utter fear, he returns cuddling a creature known as the galaxies most deadly hunters.",
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"content": "[WP] Anxious for a pet, a child ventures out into the unknown wilderness of an unexplored planet. After hours of his parents searching frantically with utter fear, he returns cuddling a creature known as the galaxies most deadly hunters.",
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"content": "The sun burned... |
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"content": "[WP] You run into Death in a bar/pub just down the road on a quiet night and have a chat as you both treat each other to rounds.",
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"content": "It was a slow night. The bartender polished the bar for the thirteenth time that night, wiping his rag back and forth, the ... | [
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"content": "[WP] You run into Death in a bar/pub just down the road on a quiet night and have a chat as you both treat each other to rounds.",
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"content": "*“So, what do you do?”* she asked, swirling what was left of her drink with a straw.\n\n*“I don’t do much these days.”* He ... |
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"content": "[WP] as the house you're trapped in burns to the ground you contemplate \"how am i gonna explain the fact I'm immortal to the firemen without starting another religion\"",
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"content": "Why couldn't I have been gifted with super strength as well as immortality and the... | [
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"content": "[WP] as the house you're trapped in burns to the ground you contemplate \"how am i gonna explain the fact I'm immortal to the firemen without starting another religion\"",
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"content": "This is the fifth time I've burned.\n\nSmoke pours through a newly formed hole nea... |
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"content": "[WP] \"This is not my job! This is the exact opposite of my job!\" screamed the grim reaper as the human went into labour.\n\nInspired by a post I saw on the internet about the grim reaper in sims in the same situation.\n\nedit: Holy Thread Batman! did not expect this to blow up at all. \n\nedit 2... | [
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"content": "[WP] \"This is not my job! This is the exact opposite of my job!\" screamed the grim reaper as the human went into labour.\n\nInspired by a post I saw on the internet about the grim reaper in sims in the same situation.\n\nedit: Holy Thread Batman! did not expect this to blow up at all. \n\nedit 2... |
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"content": "[WP] All hell breaks loose when WWIII begins the day after Thanksgiving, but not even that can stop the hordes of Black Friday shoppers looking for deals.",
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"content": "The line outside Lockheed Martin Superstore formed at 3 AM. Countries wrapped up tight in blanket... | [
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"content": "[WP] All hell breaks loose when WWIII begins the day after Thanksgiving, but not even that can stop the hordes of Black Friday shoppers looking for deals.",
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"content": "When the bombs went off it was a new world in the blink of an eye.\n\nIf you weren't looking at t... |
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"content": "[WP] You are a superhero without powers. You know a good bit about martial arts and you're resourceful, but the main reason you're so successful? Every time a villain monologues their plan, you calmly and clearly explain to them why their plan won't work.",
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"content": "[WP] You are a superhero without powers. You know a good bit about martial arts and you're resourceful, but the main reason you're so successful? Every time a villain monologues their plan, you calmly and clearly explain to them why their plan won't work.",
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"content": "[WP] You and your immortal friends amuse yourselves with practical jokes. Since you're immortal, some of your joke setups take centuries, or even millenia, to execute.",
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"content": "With a good, long stretch and a healthy yawn, I woke up from a deep, refreshing nap.... | [
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"content": "[WP] You and your immortal friends amuse yourselves with practical jokes. Since you're immortal, some of your joke setups take centuries, or even millenia, to execute.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "Execution, that is the key to any good practical joke. When you're immortal, you're ... |
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"content": "[WP] Humanity discovers that supernatural creatures such as vampires and werewolves exist. Instead of attempting to exterminate them, some countries attempt to offer them lucrative jobs that they could do better than a human.",
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"content": "[WP] Humanity discovers that supernatural creatures such as vampires and werewolves exist. Instead of attempting to exterminate them, some countries attempt to offer them lucrative jobs that they could do better than a human.",
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"content": "In the beginning finding t... |
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"content": "[WP] You are a kid's imaginary friend. They're growing up. You're fading away.",
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"content": "I wake, as I always do, at her whim. \n\nI'm tired. I used to pop out of sleep like the sun through the clouds, but lately it's been a struggle. \n\nWe're on a raft, and th... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are a kid's imaginary friend. They're growing up. You're fading away.",
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"content": "*What? Where am I?*\n\nI think this is his room, but it can't be, can it? The pirate bedspread, the toys, the posters, they're all gone. I'm sitting on a bed with a plaid co... |
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"content": "[WP] You're high powered villain who specializes in nonviolent crime in a city where the superheroes are high powered, but dumb as rocks. When the new villain comes to town and kills your favorite minion and his family, you reluctantly roll up your sleeves and put on your \"emergency hero suit\"."... | [
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"content": "[WP] You're high powered villain who specializes in nonviolent crime in a city where the superheroes are high powered, but dumb as rocks. When the new villain comes to town and kills your favorite minion and his family, you reluctantly roll up your sleeves and put on your \"emergency hero suit\"."... |
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"content": "[WP]: Every time you die Heaven says “You cannot enter until you finish your task on earth.” Centuries passed. Tired of it you sinned enough to be sent to hell. Satan greets you saying: “You cannot entire until you finish your task on earth.”",
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"content": "[WP]: Every time you die Heaven says “You cannot enter until you finish your task on earth.” Centuries passed. Tired of it you sinned enough to be sent to hell. Satan greets you saying: “You cannot entire until you finish your task on earth.”",
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"content": "“What the... |
2017-08-09T08:46:02 | 2017-08-09T07:52:18 | 184 | 129 | [
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"content": "[WP] You travel back in time to meet 12-year-old you, only to find 6-year-old you playing with him.",
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"content": "I stood slackjawed admist the cobwebs and floating dust particles in the attic and watched the two fairheaded boys play. They hadn't noticed me yet. The... | [
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"content": "[WP] You travel back in time to meet 12-year-old you, only to find 6-year-old you playing with him.",
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"content": "\"Get off him!\" I screamed, as I ran toward the older boy, tearing him away from the younger and throwing him down onto the tomstone-gray carpet. \n\n\... |
2022-08-07T05:47:34 | 2022-08-07T05:38:46 | 190 | 33 | [
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"content": "[WP] One day, suddently, no one can have more than 999million dollars. All of the extra money gets magically donated to charity/research/schools. Jeff Bezos gets a Trophy saiyng \"I won Capitalism\". Describe how the world changes.",
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"content": "[WP] One day, suddently, no one can have more than 999million dollars. All of the extra money gets magically donated to charity/research/schools. Jeff Bezos gets a Trophy saiyng \"I won Capitalism\". Describe how the world changes.",
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"content": "There is a cabin in ... |
2022-09-13T21:52:31 | 2022-09-13T19:49:36 | 105 | 57 | [
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"content": "[WP] The zombie apocalypse has come and gone. Humanity has survived and prospered, but with the virus inside every single human. Centuries into the future, we are at war with an alien race, and they are horrified to learn that we don’t stay dead easily.",
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"content": "[WP] The zombie apocalypse has come and gone. Humanity has survived and prospered, but with the virus inside every single human. Centuries into the future, we are at war with an alien race, and they are horrified to learn that we don’t stay dead easily.",
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"content":... |
2021-02-19T12:57:09 | 2021-02-19T12:42:44 | 89 | 27 | [
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"content": "[WP] You don’t just believe your lies, everyone else does too. As it turns out, anytime you lie, you rewrite reality so that your lie is true.",
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"content": "I don't know how I got here exactly, but it makes sense to me.\n\nThe ballroom looks like a page from Anna Ka... | [
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"content": "[WP] You don’t just believe your lies, everyone else does too. As it turns out, anytime you lie, you rewrite reality so that your lie is true.",
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"content": "\"Thank you guys so much for coming. I'm so happy you're here\".\n\nNessie looked around at her family and fr... |
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"content": "[WP] You are reincarnated as a dog in a shelter, however you remember your past life as a human. Then one day your past self shows up and adopts you and you realize you became your own dog and all of a sudden the way your dog behaved throughout your human finally life makes sense.\n\nNever posted ... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are reincarnated as a dog in a shelter, however you remember your past life as a human. Then one day your past self shows up and adopts you and you realize you became your own dog and all of a sudden the way your dog behaved throughout your human finally life makes sense.\n\nNever posted ... |
2016-08-31T09:03:43 | 2016-08-31T09:00:37 | 301 | 69 | [
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"content": "[WP] Turns out man was never meant to fly. One day all the planes in the sky inexplicably freeze where they are. There can be no rescue. Most planes eventually run out of supplies and perish. It's five years later, however, and society is flourishing on Flight 3407 to Orlando.",
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"content": "[WP] Turns out man was never meant to fly. One day all the planes in the sky inexplicably freeze where they are. There can be no rescue. Most planes eventually run out of supplies and perish. It's five years later, however, and society is flourishing on Flight 3407 to Orlando.",
"role": "user"... |
2015-05-08T18:46:12 | 2015-05-08T17:51:17 | 64 | 16 | [
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"content": "[WP] Valhalla is filled with the strongest warriors the world has ever known. Vikings, Spartans, Mongols, Romans, Samurai, Spetznaz, JSOC Operators. And in that corner over there? That's Ted, from accounting.\n\nValhalla is the hall of fallen warriors that is ruled over by Odin in Asgard. Half of ... | [
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"content": "[WP] Valhalla is filled with the strongest warriors the world has ever known. Vikings, Spartans, Mongols, Romans, Samurai, Spetznaz, JSOC Operators. And in that corner over there? That's Ted, from accounting.\n\nValhalla is the hall of fallen warriors that is ruled over by Odin in Asgard. Half of ... |
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"content": "[WP] After being told she had an accident and had \"gone to heaven\", his mind exploded in a white hot rage. 7 year old Roger wants his kitty back and God doesn't know what's about to hit him.",
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"content": "God looked up in alarm as the golden gates opened from outs... | [
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"content": "[WP] After being told she had an accident and had \"gone to heaven\", his mind exploded in a white hot rage. 7 year old Roger wants his kitty back and God doesn't know what's about to hit him.",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "\"Roger?! What are you doing here?\" A look of shock spread... |
2015-04-18T01:19:14 | 2015-04-18T00:21:56 | 38 | 19 | [
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"content": "[WP] At birth, everyone is given an object to protect that is tied directly to their life. If the object is damaged then the person is hurt, too. If the object is destroyed then the person dies.",
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"content": "Whenever a child is born, an elder divines the object tha... | [
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"content": "[WP] At birth, everyone is given an object to protect that is tied directly to their life. If the object is damaged then the person is hurt, too. If the object is destroyed then the person dies.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I was playing ultimate frisbee when I felt like I'd been ... |
2015-02-04T18:24:30 | 2015-02-04T16:31:22 | 672 | 253 | [
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"content": "[WP]Tell me an emotional story about a man, using only what he would type into Google search",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "Great pregnancy foods\n\nHow to make wife happier during pregnancy\n\nAre cats okay to be around pregnant women?\n\nLocal shelters\n\nPrice of spay/neuter in a... | [
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"content": "[WP]Tell me an emotional story about a man, using only what he would type into Google search",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Great Places for a first date\n\nProposal Ideas\n\nBible - Verses about being a good husband\n\nOregon Coast Beach Homes\n\nHorseback Riding Rental - Newport O... |
2017-06-10T19:40:10 | 2017-06-10T15:44:35 | 31 | 15 | [
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"content": "[WP] A super villain who uses his schemes to force people or countries to do good things instead of demanding a ransom.\n\nLike joining the Paris Agreement. (inspired by another thread)",
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},
{
"content": "\"Good evening, Mr. President, ladies and gentlemen! I trust you a... | [
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"content": "[WP] A super villain who uses his schemes to force people or countries to do good things instead of demanding a ransom.\n\nLike joining the Paris Agreement. (inspired by another thread)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "The building had four entrances, and each was heavily guarded by C... |
2020-05-20T01:09:52 | 2020-05-19T23:59:49 | 24 | 17 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are a dark god. The police raided your temple, arrested your cultists, and ate the pb&j sandwich that your youngest worshiper left on your altar",
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"content": "As I lie slumbering, drifting among the stars and dipping into the abyss. I see time unfold an... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are a dark god. The police raided your temple, arrested your cultists, and ate the pb&j sandwich that your youngest worshiper left on your altar",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "My people shall not fall, the police had taken every possible step to pillage our home and now... |
2017-05-15T06:24:53 | 2017-05-15T06:23:41 | 5,507 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] You gain EXP for everything you kill and you know when you gain EXP. Easy kills like bugs get you only a couple of EXP, tougher kills give more EXP. One day at home doing nothing, you unexpectedly gain 1500 XP...",
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"content": "It was way past midnight when my b... | [
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"content": "[WP] You gain EXP for everything you kill and you know when you gain EXP. Easy kills like bugs get you only a couple of EXP, tougher kills give more EXP. One day at home doing nothing, you unexpectedly gain 1500 XP...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "*Plghrt*\n> Kill confirmed\n\n*... |
2017-03-31T09:38:09 | 2017-03-31T08:44:19 | 42 | 16 | [
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"content": "[WP] Every starfaring species has discovered a different form of FTL travel. Kantian gates, Salec skip drives, Maltiun wave-riders, Delfanit pulse tubes ... Humanity's solution was regarded as \"Unorthodox\", \"Unsafe\", and \"Damn Stupid\" by the rest of the galaxy.",
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"content": "[WP] Every starfaring species has discovered a different form of FTL travel. Kantian gates, Salec skip drives, Maltiun wave-riders, Delfanit pulse tubes ... Humanity's solution was regarded as \"Unorthodox\", \"Unsafe\", and \"Damn Stupid\" by the rest of the galaxy.",
"role": "user"
},
{
... |
2019-11-17T06:28:44 | 2019-11-17T03:38:47 | 100 | 61 | [
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"content": "[WP] Humans have the reputation of being both an extremely dangerous species and social creatures that are easy to bond with, making them great crew members for voyagers. You and your shipmates are worried about your newly recruited human because you don't know what an introvert is.\n\nInspired by... | [
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"content": "[WP] Humans have the reputation of being both an extremely dangerous species and social creatures that are easy to bond with, making them great crew members for voyagers. You and your shipmates are worried about your newly recruited human because you don't know what an introvert is.\n\nInspired by... |
2020-02-17T00:45:30 | 2020-02-16T23:10:29 | 31 | 15 | [
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"content": "[WP]You receive a message, \"Reply Yes if you can survive the last video game you played.\" You answer Yes. Your vision blanks and you open your eyes finding that you are at the beginning of said game. You hear a voice \"To leave you must win. Your prize is all you gain in this world. Good luck\""... | [
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"content": "[WP]You receive a message, \"Reply Yes if you can survive the last video game you played.\" You answer Yes. Your vision blanks and you open your eyes finding that you are at the beginning of said game. You hear a voice \"To leave you must win. Your prize is all you gain in this world. Good luck\""... |
2022-11-28T21:23:09 | 2022-11-28T17:15:37 | 50 | 18 | [
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"content": "[WP] As a vampire, I follow traditions. My fiancé is human and just found out that human brides/grooms are to be bit to become a vampire themselves. She absolutely refuses to let that happen, and says the wedding is off unless I refuse to bite her. I feel like she's disrespecting tradition. AITA?"... | [
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"content": "[WP] As a vampire, I follow traditions. My fiancé is human and just found out that human brides/grooms are to be bit to become a vampire themselves. She absolutely refuses to let that happen, and says the wedding is off unless I refuse to bite her. I feel like she's disrespecting tradition. AITA?"... |
2016-06-30T08:38:00 | 2016-06-30T08:24:31 | 119 | 89 | [
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"content": "[WP] You've just invented time travel. You decide to go exactly 1 year into the future and speak to the first person you see, \"Hey what day is it?\" \"364.\" \"What do you mean 364?\" \"It's been 364 days since the incident.",
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"content": "[WP] You've just invented time travel. You decide to go exactly 1 year into the future and speak to the first person you see, \"Hey what day is it?\" \"364.\" \"What do you mean 364?\" \"It's been 364 days since the incident.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "\"Hey what day is it?\"\n\... |
2020-10-14T15:13:31 | 2020-10-14T15:12:54 | 18 | 13 | [
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"content": "[WP] The billionaire smiled as he took his first steps on the alien world. Then he took off his helmet to breathe deeply while his crew watched in horror. He never had wanted to go to space: it had all been about coming home.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "\"Well you did it, Reginal... | [
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"content": "[WP] The billionaire smiled as he took his first steps on the alien world. Then he took off his helmet to breathe deeply while his crew watched in horror. He never had wanted to go to space: it had all been about coming home.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Zucharia, known to humans ... |
2015-05-25T16:20:31 | 2015-05-25T13:22:05 | 77 | 47 | [
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"content": "[WP] A genie will grant you three wishes under the condition that your wishes will also be granted to your archenemy.",
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"content": "I cocked my head at the genie, trying to comprehend the situation. \"So none of that literalist loophole stuff I hear in legend, none ... | [
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"content": "[WP] A genie will grant you three wishes under the condition that your wishes will also be granted to your archenemy.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "My mega-sized Nutella cake sat half-eaten on the table, beside the pallet of hundred dollar bills. I slouched back in the chair and le... |
2021-08-02T09:56:00 | 2021-08-02T06:34:34 | 706 | 51 | [
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"content": "[WP] \"When entering the academy students often bring their pets. Most being the typical miniature dragon, gryphon, sabertooth, even the occasional golem. However you decided to bring this...this thing. I'm afraid the headmaster will need to hear of this.\"",
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"content": "[WP] \"When entering the academy students often bring their pets. Most being the typical miniature dragon, gryphon, sabertooth, even the occasional golem. However you decided to bring this...this thing. I'm afraid the headmaster will need to hear of this.\"",
"role": "user"
},
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2019-11-12T06:53:02 | 2019-11-12T06:25:57 | 2,518 | 90 | [
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"content": "[WP] You faked your death by live-streaming jumping off a bridge. Built a self sustaining house in isolation and lived off the grid. 20 years go by and you decide to head back to civilization only to find out that your country is no longer a country. Earth is one nation and has achieved singularit... | [
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"content": "[WP] You faked your death by live-streaming jumping off a bridge. Built a self sustaining house in isolation and lived off the grid. 20 years go by and you decide to head back to civilization only to find out that your country is no longer a country. Earth is one nation and has achieved singularit... |
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