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"content": "[WP] Civilization is collapsing. Meanwhile, two Redditors argue furiously back and forth, trying to get the last word in before the internet goes down for good.",
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"content": "[WP] Civilization is collapsing. Meanwhile, two Redditors argue furiously back and forth, trying to get the last word in before the internet goes down for good.",
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"content": "\"You do realize people just tolerate you, right?\" \n\"We're the last two left, idi... |
2016-02-29T09:25:09 | 2016-02-29T09:05:25 | 30 | 15 | [
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"content": "[WP] Civilization is collapsing. Meanwhile, two Redditors argue furiously back and forth, trying to get the last word in before the internet goes down for good.",
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"content": "MancyDrew: \"Last word.\"\n\nPM_ME_YOUR_BRONY_PORN: \"What?\"\n\nMancyDrew: \"Last word.\"\... | [
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"content": "[WP] Civilization is collapsing. Meanwhile, two Redditors argue furiously back and forth, trying to get the last word in before the internet goes down for good.",
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"content": "1: \"Civilization is going to live on.\"\n\n2: \"uh, no?\"\n\n1: \"So I'm not alone.\"\n\n2... |
2016-03-02T17:50:32 | 2016-03-02T17:31:36 | 35 | 20 | [
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"content": "[WP] You go to sleep alone, and wake up with someone next to you.",
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"content": "It had been a long four years since the love of my life had passed away.\n\nThere’s not a moment of life that goes by where I wish I could see her again. They say that memories last you... | [
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"content": "[WP] You go to sleep alone, and wake up with someone next to you.",
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"content": "I become self aware as I feel the morning's sun on my face, trying to hold on to a lucid dream that's escaping me as I wake. I immediately feel my queen sized bed sinking deeper than usu... |
2016-03-05T09:53:44 | 2016-03-05T09:52:01 | 76 | 44 | [
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"content": "[WP] You wake up one day to find yourself in your 12 year old body, in the year you were that age. You've kept all your knowledge and mental development.",
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"content": "**\"David. DAVID. Mr. Mahoney, are you with us?\"**\n\n\"Huh?\" I lift my head off the desk and ru... | [
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"content": "[WP] You wake up one day to find yourself in your 12 year old body, in the year you were that age. You've kept all your knowledge and mental development.",
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"content": "There was no hangover.\n\nIt had taken me a while to find my bed last night. Stumbling and fumblin... |
2016-05-20T04:08:56 | 2016-05-20T01:01:28 | 31 | 11 | [
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"content": "[WP] The date is December 31, 9999",
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"content": "<J! J! Sync up with me!>\n\n<Hm? Hey, Sol. What's up?>\n\n<Did you know: According to the Earth-based Gregorian calendar, today would be December 31, 9999.>\n\n<...Okay? I don't know what any of t... | [
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"content": "[WP] The date is December 31, 9999",
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"content": "Journal entry: December 31, 9999\n\nMy name is Carrie and I'm 15 years old. I live on a place called section 7. Section 7 is part of a mother ship which is powered by humans. What's left of us anyway. We are heading t... |
2016-05-22T18:40:00 | 2016-05-22T17:26:33 | 20 | 13 | [
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"content": "[WP] So, you humans just drew imaginary lines on your planet and fought real wars defending them?",
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"content": "\"Yeah, that's about the long and short of it,\" I said to the big glow cloud on the barstool next to me. \"Why? What do you guys fight over?\"\n\n\"Certa... | [
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"content": "[WP] So, you humans just drew imaginary lines on your planet and fought real wars defending them?",
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"content": "I had packed up my home on Earth, rented a spacecraft,\n\nThrew an oriental rug in the living space…\n\nAnd headed in the direction of mars.\n\n&nbsp;... |
2016-10-19T11:57:51 | 2016-10-19T11:14:44 | 30 | 22 | [
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"content": "[WP] Every human is given their lifetime supply of \"luck\" to be used at their will. Some choose to expend it all at once on a massive success, and live the rest of their lives with no luck, some spread it out evenly and use luck on random small events.",
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2016-11-28T05:24:59 | 2016-11-28T00:49:38 | 147 | 20 | [
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"content": "[WP] You wake up in King Arthur's court with only the clothes on your back. Merlin hands you a box about the size of a pumpkin and tells you it will wish into existence any object from your age, once per day. Camelot will be attacked and destroyed one week from now. Help us, future-man.",
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2016-12-04T02:36:02 | 2016-12-04T01:38:25 | 26 | 15 | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a story that starts out like it belongs in /r/talesfromtechsupport, but along the way turns into something that really belongs in /r/nosleep.",
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"content": "I sipped my coffee, adjusted the headphones, and opened the ticket log. A mistake. The top three ti... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a story that starts out like it belongs in /r/talesfromtechsupport, but along the way turns into something that really belongs in /r/nosleep.",
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"content": "\"Tech Help Hotline, this is Ross, how can I help you?\" He asked for the thirtieth time that day. ... |
2017-01-20T17:20:07 | 2017-01-20T16:05:25 | 45 | 11 | [
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"content": "[WP] When a child comes of age their greatest quality manifests itself as a familiar that will follow them for life. You just turned 21 and you still didn't have one, until this morning when two showed up and they terrify you.",
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"content": "[WP] When a child comes of age their greatest quality manifests itself as a familiar that will follow them for life. You just turned 21 and you still didn't have one, until this morning when two showed up and they terrify you.",
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"content": "*For the record, I did no... |
2017-01-24T15:57:53 | 2017-01-24T14:34:25 | 592 | 44 | [
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"content": "[WP] Everyone on earth has a super power. Rarely someone will have two powers. One in a billion will have three. You have thousands of powers and don't really want to call attention to yourself but crap keeps happening around you.",
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"content": "[WP] Everyone on earth has a super power. Rarely someone will have two powers. One in a billion will have three. You have thousands of powers and don't really want to call attention to yourself but crap keeps happening around you.",
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"content": "[WP] Thousand Thief\n... |
2017-03-16T03:20:58 | 2017-03-16T03:02:12 | 427 | 226 | [
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"content": "[WP] On everyone's 18th birthday at noon, one word appears in their skin, depicting their career or purpose in life. On your birthday you're staring at a clock showing 11:59am, family and friends gathered around for your reveal.\n\nPath 1: Noon strikes, and you stare at your forearm intently. 12:0... | [
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"content": "[WP] On everyone's 18th birthday at noon, one word appears in their skin, depicting their career or purpose in life. On your birthday you're staring at a clock showing 11:59am, family and friends gathered around for your reveal.\n\nPath 1: Noon strikes, and you stare at your forearm intently. 12:0... |
2017-03-16T03:20:58 | 2017-03-16T02:40:17 | 427 | 52 | [
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"content": "[WP] On everyone's 18th birthday at noon, one word appears in their skin, depicting their career or purpose in life. On your birthday you're staring at a clock showing 11:59am, family and friends gathered around for your reveal.\n\nPath 1: Noon strikes, and you stare at your forearm intently. 12:0... | [
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"content": "[WP] On everyone's 18th birthday at noon, one word appears in their skin, depicting their career or purpose in life. On your birthday you're staring at a clock showing 11:59am, family and friends gathered around for your reveal.\n\nPath 1: Noon strikes, and you stare at your forearm intently. 12:0... |
2017-03-16T03:20:58 | 2017-03-16T00:50:02 | 427 | 15 | [
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"content": "[WP] On everyone's 18th birthday at noon, one word appears in their skin, depicting their career or purpose in life. On your birthday you're staring at a clock showing 11:59am, family and friends gathered around for your reveal.\n\nPath 1: Noon strikes, and you stare at your forearm intently. 12:0... | [
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2017-03-16T02:03:50 | 2017-03-16T00:50:02 | 71 | 15 | [
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2017-04-06T20:32:43 | 2017-04-06T19:00:59 | 45 | 26 | [
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"content": "[WP] A nasty run-in with a Leprechaun leaves you cursed to only speak in rhyme. Jokes on him, though, cause now your one of the biggest rap artists in recent history. He's not taking it well.",
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"content": "[WP] A nasty run-in with a Leprechaun leaves you cursed to only speak in rhyme. Jokes on him, though, cause now your one of the biggest rap artists in recent history. He's not taking it well.",
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"content": "\"Hey, I'm Michael Battle from BET here with an exclusive in... |
2017-04-27T12:11:48 | 2017-04-27T10:11:49 | 178 | 91 | [
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"content": "[WP] You find a genie who actually is not overly literal and just gives you what you think of. The genie is tired of you being overly literal though.\n\n[deleted]",
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"content": "[WP] You find a genie who actually is not overly literal and just gives you what you think of. The genie is tired of you being overly literal though.\n\n[deleted]",
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"content": "He sighed. The field around Him was littered with deer carcasses stacked all over each ot... |
2017-04-27T14:29:53 | 2017-04-27T12:40:05 | 29 | 14 | [
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"content": "[WP] You find a genie who actually is not overly literal and just gives you what you think of. The genie is tired of you being overly literal though.\n\n[deleted]",
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"content": "There was a genie sleeping on my couch. \n\nNot to be confused with Jeannie, my friend an... | [
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"content": "[WP] You find a genie who actually is not overly literal and just gives you what you think of. The genie is tired of you being overly literal though.\n\n[deleted]",
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"content": "\"For the LAST fucking time, you don't have to be so damn specific!\"\n\nIt wasn't suppos... |
2017-06-25T23:47:08 | 2017-06-25T19:01:37 | 59 | 20 | [
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"content": "[WP] Lying in bed with your significant other and feeling the rhythmic kicks of your unborn child, you recognize the pattern as Morse code.",
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"content": "At first it we just thought the baby did its regular punching/kicking routine as it always did on early Sunday m... | [
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"content": "[WP] Lying in bed with your significant other and feeling the rhythmic kicks of your unborn child, you recognize the pattern as Morse code.",
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"content": "Me and Alex were just settling down we noticed it. The little knocks of the baby against the inner womb. If you ... |
2017-07-12T10:00:06 | 2017-07-12T07:53:28 | 270 | 73 | [
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"content": "[WP] \"I appreciate the welcome,\" the alien said. \"But I must ask again, 'Where are the dodos?' My son will never shut up unless I come home with a pet dodo.\"",
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"content": "Colonel Marsh chewed on his cigar and bellowed at the Corporal.\n\n\"Are you sure this dam... | [
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"content": "[WP] \"I appreciate the welcome,\" the alien said. \"But I must ask again, 'Where are the dodos?' My son will never shut up unless I come home with a pet dodo.\"",
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"content": "\"I appreciate the welcome,\" the alien said. \"But I must ask again, 'Where are the dodos... |
2017-11-26T07:32:03 | 2017-11-26T05:20:44 | 418 | 141 | [
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"content": "[WP] You always thought your Facebook friend egregiously misused the word \"literally\". Turns out his life is just really weird.",
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"content": "[WP] You always thought your Facebook friend egregiously misused the word \"literally\". Turns out his life is just really weird.",
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"content": "\"Jim! JIM!\" came sudden voice as my friend ran next to me. I was eating in the university cafeteria. My head was hurting... |
2017-12-09T23:07:32 | 2017-12-09T21:58:30 | 34 | 21 | [
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"content": "[WP] Pets are intelligent. Religious dogs worship humans as gods, while cats see us as a natural resource. You see your dog chasing away stray cats pestering you for food, not realizing he is a knight from the Order of Saint Good Boy protecting you from harvesters from the Cats Corporate Dominion.... | [
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"content": "[WP] Pets are intelligent. Religious dogs worship humans as gods, while cats see us as a natural resource. You see your dog chasing away stray cats pestering you for food, not realizing he is a knight from the Order of Saint Good Boy protecting you from harvesters from the Cats Corporate Dominion.... |
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"content": "[WP] It's Christmas Eve 2038. The world has been destroyed due to nuclear war, but Santa, being immortal, has survived, and plans to deliver presents to the few remaining humans locked in their fallout shelters.",
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"content": "[WP] It's Christmas Eve 2038. The world has been destroyed due to nuclear war, but Santa, being immortal, has survived, and plans to deliver presents to the few remaining humans locked in their fallout shelters.",
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"content": "Death. The buzzing ringing reverberatio... |
2017-12-22T15:19:43 | 2017-12-22T14:27:36 | 33 | 13 | [
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"content": "[WP] It's Christmas Eve 2038. The world has been destroyed due to nuclear war, but Santa, being immortal, has survived, and plans to deliver presents to the few remaining humans locked in their fallout shelters.",
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"content": "[WP] It's Christmas Eve 2038. The world has been destroyed due to nuclear war, but Santa, being immortal, has survived, and plans to deliver presents to the few remaining humans locked in their fallout shelters.",
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"content": "Barron Trump tweedled his thumbs and loo... |
2017-12-27T08:59:28 | 2017-12-27T08:01:45 | 17 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] A necromancer's spell misfires and he animates the skeleton inside his own body. The body that he's still very much using.",
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"content": "*Huh. This is odd. I'm ... alive. Yes I'm alive. That was... different... louder than I thought it'd be*, I thought to mysel... | [
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"content": "[WP] A necromancer's spell misfires and he animates the skeleton inside his own body. The body that he's still very much using.",
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"content": "The voice in his head was creaky, like old bones on a cold morning - he didn't entertain the fact that it was exactly that. ... |
2018-01-15T20:46:18 | 2018-01-15T19:24:14 | 35 | 16 | [
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"content": "[WP] You're the normal guy the evil emperor keeps around to point out obvious flaws in his plan. It's a pretty sweet gig, but there are some annoyances.",
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"content": "War! War! War! \n\nThe echoes of a thousand cries drowned the room as the King smiled in satisfacti... | [
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"content": "[WP] You're the normal guy the evil emperor keeps around to point out obvious flaws in his plan. It's a pretty sweet gig, but there are some annoyances.",
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"content": "At first, he only kept me alive because of my skills as a master mason while he enslaved the rest o... |
2018-03-02T06:25:20 | 2018-03-02T05:58:08 | 45 | 12 | [
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"content": "[WP] It worked! You travelled back in time to Renaissance Age. Jokingly, you turn on your Wi-Fi, only to find a password protected network named \"iɔniV ɒᗡ\"",
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"content": "Day 1: Had a breakfast of Corn Flakes and borrowed dad's time machine. Zipped over to 1466 t... | [
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"content": "[WP] It worked! You travelled back in time to Renaissance Age. Jokingly, you turn on your Wi-Fi, only to find a password protected network named \"iɔniV ɒᗡ\"",
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"content": "I pulled out my pipe and vaped, sucking in that Raspberry Ripple 70/30 whilst I surveyed the l... |
2018-04-26T16:48:26 | 2018-04-26T14:39:23 | 45 | 17 | [
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"content": "[WP] Skills level up in real life through use, much like in RPGs. One day, you keep getting notifications that one of your skills is leveling, over and over, even though you're not doing anything.",
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"content": "[WP] Skills level up in real life through use, much like in RPGs. One day, you keep getting notifications that one of your skills is leveling, over and over, even though you're not doing anything.",
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"content": "... and at this hour we'll be shifting our news coverag... |
2018-10-28T14:29:07 | 2018-10-28T13:50:03 | 59 | 30 | [
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"content": "[WP] A dyslexic child accidentally sends his Christmas letter to Satan. Satan is touched by this gesture and decides to write back.",
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"content": "Dear Anna,\n\nI must say that your letter was an unexpected delight. It was quite charmingly written, and I commend your... | [
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"content": "[WP] A dyslexic child accidentally sends his Christmas letter to Satan. Satan is touched by this gesture and decides to write back.",
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"content": "Dear Peter,\n\nI'm sorry to say that I'm not the person you likely wanted to send your letter to. But don't fear, child,... |
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"content": "[WP] A dyslexic child accidentally sends his Christmas letter to Satan. Satan is touched by this gesture and decides to write back.",
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"content": "Dear Timmy,\n\nMy sincerest thanks for, what I must say, was an adorable read. Everything on your list Timmy sounds fabu... | [
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"content": "[WP] A dyslexic child accidentally sends his Christmas letter to Satan. Satan is touched by this gesture and decides to write back.",
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"content": "Dear Paul,\n\n\nThank you for that lovely letter, I'm glad to hear you're waiting for me and prepared me an offering of ... |
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"content": "Dear Timothy. \nI've gotten the list of things you've asked for. \nI assure you I am very capable of bringing your dog b... |
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"content": "[WP] \"never hire humans\" is a standard \"no duh\" statement across the universe. But by galactic standards, humans are cheap. So an alien overlord has just hired 500 humans to work on his personal resort colony. And things start going horribly wrong.\n\nEDIT: easily my most upvoted post ever. Th... | [
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"content": "[WP] \"never hire humans\" is a standard \"no duh\" statement across the universe. But by galactic standards, humans are cheap. So an alien overlord has just hired 500 humans to work on his personal resort colony. And things start going horribly wrong.\n\nEDIT: easily my most upvoted post ever. Th... |
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"content": "[WP] Every statue in the world has come to life and started a battle royale. All the 10,000 Lenin Statues have teamed up.",
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"content": "The statue of liberty lay decimated, Rocky balboa had put up a good fight, but Lincoln had stomped his bronze shape into a giant c... | [
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"content": "[WP] Every statue in the world has come to life and started a battle royale. All the 10,000 Lenin Statues have teamed up.",
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"content": "The drum of Russian determination thundered through the night sky. Up again rose Lenin's fury to restore the might of the motherla... |
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"content": "[WP] After being greatly wronged, you seek out the Goddess of Vengeance to give you advice in your quest for retribution. You always imagined a powerful warrior, sitting atop a throne made from the skulls of Her enemies. Instead, you discover a kindly old woman tending to a garden.",
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"content": "[WP] It turns out humanity was the first, and only spacefaring species to master the atom. After a horrific galactic war, humanity had to bring out its nuclear weapons, to the shock and horror of the rest of the galaxy.",
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"content": "[WP] It turns out humanity was the first, and only spacefaring species to master the atom. After a horrific galactic war, humanity had to bring out its nuclear weapons, to the shock and horror of the rest of the galaxy.",
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"content": "Part 2:\n\nThe Stars Shine Again... |
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"content": "[WP] It turns out humanity was the first, and only spacefaring species to master the atom. After a horrific galactic war, humanity had to bring out its nuclear weapons, to the shock and horror of the rest of the galaxy.",
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"content": "Commodore Holland, \n\nLog 1, Da... |
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"content": "[WP] The Sword Art Online disaster just happened. Everyone is panicking and mass hysteria sweeps the players. But the evil dude did not account for one thing; speedrunners.",
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"content": "“This is just practice “ \nI say to myself as another spear his hurled at me,I ... | [
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"content": "[WP] The Sword Art Online disaster just happened. Everyone is panicking and mass hysteria sweeps the players. But the evil dude did not account for one thing; speedrunners.",
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"content": "They may call me evil, a monster or a killer for my part in that dreadful exper... |
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"content": "[WP] “I bet my soul,” you say confidently. “If you win, you take my soul. If I win, you give me something just as valuable.” You go on to win the bet, only to be granted a single $1 bill.",
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"content": "I stared at the dollar bill in my hand, aghast at the implicatio... | [
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"content": "[WP] “I bet my soul,” you say confidently. “If you win, you take my soul. If I win, you give me something just as valuable.” You go on to win the bet, only to be granted a single $1 bill.",
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"content": "[WP] You are a dragon. After moving to your new forest, the local village decides to sacrifice two children to you to ensure you won't attack them. You decide to raise them--and they say you're much nicer than the village.",
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"content": "[WP] When you kill someone, their remaining life span is added to yours. Archaeologists have just found a cavern, apparently sealed off for thousands of years, with a single person living inside.",
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"content": "[WP] Never the one to believe in the supernatural, you couldn’t pass up the insanely cheap deal for a haunted mansion. The last thing you expected was for it to actually be haunted. And honestly, you think you might be slowly falling in love with the ghost.",
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"content": "[WP] You are an ancient being that the gods believe to be a villain. For centuries, they have sent their descendants and heroes to try and kill you. This time, they have sent a child.",
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"content": "I came to this realm a long time ago. A very long time ago. When I a... | [
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"content": "Relnax looked over the Nightlands. The place where the sun dare not ... |
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"content": "[WP] You're a Mechromancer. It's a bit like being a Necromancer, except that instead of working with dead flesh and departed souls you work with defunct machinery and deleted computer programs.",
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"content": "People never seem to make backups of anything.\n\nIt's a p... | [
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"content": "[WP] You're a Mechromancer. It's a bit like being a Necromancer, except that instead of working with dead flesh and departed souls you work with defunct machinery and deleted computer programs.",
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"content": "\"What's wrong with this one then?\" I ask, nodding at the... |
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"content": "[WP] You're a Mechromancer. It's a bit like being a Necromancer, except that instead of working with dead flesh and departed souls you work with defunct machinery and deleted computer programs.",
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"content": "It never really ends, this life of ours. How long had it b... |
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"content": "[WP] You are hunted by a pale and faceless man that only you can see. The man moves in slow motion. When you sleep at night, you do not dream. Instead you see through his perspective.",
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"content": "[WP] You are hunted by a pale and faceless man that only you can see. The man moves in slow motion. When you sleep at night, you do not dream. Instead you see through his perspective.",
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"content": "I’ve tried nearly every type of pill available to rid myself of the ... |
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"content": "[WP] You're secretly a genie who can give 100 wishes to someone you're deeply in love with, after which you fade away into air. The past 20 years with your partner have been the most precious years of your life, but you lost track and only have one wish left to give. Suddenly your love gets cancer... | [
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"content": "[WP] You jokingly set your Tinder distance to a few billion km and not so jokingly got a match by an alien",
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"content": "Nothing ever happened in Rosburg, Texas. With a population of just under 700 people, everybody knew everybody. It was a quaint farmers town, and ... |
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"content": "[WP] Since FTL was invented, people like you were tasked with intercepting previously departed slower than light ships to upgrade their systems and redirect their course. You were often met with some grumbling and frustration, but you never met people who refuse the upgrade like this latest ship."... |
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"content": "[WP] Fun fact: There's only four actual people online. Everyone else is fake. If you are reading this, YOU ARE NUMBER FOUR. We've been trying to reach you for some time now. Find us. Quickly, before they do.",
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"content": "[WP] Fun fact: There's only four actual people online. Everyone else is fake. If you are reading this, YOU ARE NUMBER FOUR. We've been trying to reach you for some time now. Find us. Quickly, before they do.",
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"content": "I can't stop my brain from driving me insane... |
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"content": "[WP] You are frantically driving back to your house. Your wife called you for she delivered, even though it has been just six months. You open the door and find your wife hugging a 1 foot egg. \"I will explain everything honey, but could you warm our baby for a while, I am hungry AF.\"",
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"content": "[WP] A magic system where being left or right handed affects the effects of the spells",
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"content": "[WP] A magic system where being left or right handed affects the effects of the spells",
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"content": "Hamolin swore loudly as he dove for cover. The robed bastard tossing ribbons of fire at him was a mollydooker. \n\nIn his four years as a royal enforcer, Hamolin ha... |
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"content": "[WP] Darkness is a physical presence. Touching it is deadly. Humanity lives only in brightly lit cities, connected with brightly lit roads. Your job is to patrol the roads an ensure all the lights are working.",
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"content": "[WP] Darkness is a physical presence. Touching it is deadly. Humanity lives only in brightly lit cities, connected with brightly lit roads. Your job is to patrol the roads an ensure all the lights are working.",
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"content": "A triple-bulb does not fail. Three ultra b... |
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"content": "[WP] The year is 2125, the first 'World Law' passes. It reads...",
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"content": "[WP] The year is 2125, the first 'World Law' passes. It reads...",
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"content": "[WP] You have died, reaching a state of purgatory. In front of you is a note, a pencil that never dulls, and a stack of lined paper. The note reads, \"Before you die, you may write one last letter to whomever you wish. Write until you feel ready to move on. The letter is guaranteed a delivery.\"",... | [
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"content": "[WP] Characters realize they are in a poorly written fanfiction.",
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"content": "#OMNG GUIS I DONT OWN ANY OF THE CARICATURES IN DIS FANFICX, ALL RIGHTS BELONG TO DISNEY OR WHATEVA. THNX TO MAH BETA AND BFF TWILEESPARKLEZ, TEAM EDWARD FOREVA AMIRITE\n\n Harry Potter w... | [
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"content": "[WP] Characters realize they are in a poorly written fanfiction.",
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"content": "\"Captain to the Bridge!\"\n\nJean-Luc Picard looked up with a start from the book he'd been reading. Nobody had ever told him what it was called, but that didn't matter -- by God, he'd ... |
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"content": "[WP] You are notified that in 24 hours, every human will try to kill you for 1 hour. Your preparation starts now.",
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"content": "I had prepared a nuclear bunker just for this. I was in the middle of the atlantic, in a location unknown to even my brother and my best f... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are notified that in 24 hours, every human will try to kill you for 1 hour. Your preparation starts now.",
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"content": "I gathered my beer bottles. I opened up one and began to down it. \n\n\"This is it... The final moment. Of bliss...\" Another bottle down ... |
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"content": "[WP] A man's child is born with different colored hair than he is. He becomes suspicious that his wife cheated on him even though it is VERY clear that that isn't possible.\n\nYou're free to choose whatever reason for why it wouldn't be possible, the more exaggerated the better in my opinion.",
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"content": "[WP] A man's child is born with different colored hair than he is. He becomes suspicious that his wife cheated on him even though it is VERY clear that that isn't possible.\n\nYou're free to choose whatever reason for why it wouldn't be possible, the more exaggerated the better in my opinion.",
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"content": "[WP]Killing Hitler has become a sport amongst time travelers. Points are awarded for creativity and difficulty. You are last year's champion, how did you win?",
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"content": "[WP]Killing Hitler has become a sport amongst time travelers. Points are awarded for creativity and difficulty. You are last year's champion, how did you win?",
"role": "user"
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"content": "I couldn't help but dwell on the stories of my father killing Hitler using only a menorah and... |
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"content": "[WP]Killing Hitler has become a sport amongst time travelers. Points are awarded for creativity and difficulty. You are last year's champion, how did you win?",
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"content": "[WP]Killing Hitler has become a sport amongst time travelers. Points are awarded for creativity and difficulty. You are last year's champion, how did you win?",
"role": "user"
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"content": "\"Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the 2150 time travelers awards!\"\n\nThe booming voice wash... |
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"content": "[WP]Killing Hitler has become a sport amongst time travelers. Points are awarded for creativity and difficulty. You are last year's champion, how did you win?",
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"content": "The temporal particles faded from sight with a roar of burning spacetime. The silence left be... | [
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"content": "[WP]Killing Hitler has become a sport amongst time travelers. Points are awarded for creativity and difficulty. You are last year's champion, how did you win?",
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"content": "After months of careful planning and pillaging of the German ranks, America's Lt. Aldo Raine ... |
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"content": "[WP] An alien nation descends upon earth. Their assault is... incredibly underwhelming.\n\nTake \"incredibly underwhelming\" however you want. \n\nExamples: They do nothing but inconvience you. They're so weak they get bullied by grade schoolers. Their laser technology doesn't even burn a hole in... | [
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"content": "[WP] An alien nation descends upon earth. Their assault is... incredibly underwhelming.\n\nTake \"incredibly underwhelming\" however you want. \n\nExamples: They do nothing but inconvience you. They're so weak they get bullied by grade schoolers. Their laser technology doesn't even burn a hole in... |
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"content": "[WP] You're watching a horror movie and shouting at a character for doing something stupid. To your surprise they listen, now you must save their life!",
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"content": "\"Wait, I have to what?\" \n\"You heard me! *Save* me!\" \n\"Man, another busted DVD.\" \n\"I *am... | [
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"content": "[WP] You're watching a horror movie and shouting at a character for doing something stupid. To your surprise they listen, now you must save their life!",
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"content": "\"Oh seriously, he's so obviously the one making the chainsaw noise!\" Sam took another handful of p... |
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"content": "[WP] As Greg passes a girl on the street, she says, \"Hey, Josh.\" Josh was his twin brother who died when they were kids. Greg's a middle-aged man now.",
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"content": "\"Hey Josh,\" a girl said, passing Greg on the street.\n\nGreg's eyes widened as he stopped. *Did ... | [
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"content": "[WP] As Greg passes a girl on the street, she says, \"Hey, Josh.\" Josh was his twin brother who died when they were kids. Greg's a middle-aged man now.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "\"Hey Veronica.\" \n\nShe rewarded Greg with a smile. \"Rare to see your mail route go my way.\" ... |
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"content": "[WP] You know the random driver in every action movie where the hero jumps in and orders to \"follow that car!\". Yup, that's you. Every single time you're trying to get anywhere.",
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"content": "\"Follow that car!\" said the man as he got in the cab.\n\n\"No\"\n\n\"W... | [
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"content": "[WP] You know the random driver in every action movie where the hero jumps in and orders to \"follow that car!\". Yup, that's you. Every single time you're trying to get anywhere.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "Everyone needs to work in wastage cost to their business. When I started... |
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"content": "[WP] You are the only human to make it to a shelter meant for thousands as the World ends. Where are the noises coming from?",
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"content": "The hydroponics labs lie fallow. The clone-meat tanks are bone dry. If, through some unforeseen miracle of mitosis, I manage to... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are the only human to make it to a shelter meant for thousands as the World ends. Where are the noises coming from?",
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"content": "The world had met its end. He'd watched it all on the news. How city after city went dark, all signs of life suddently grinding... |
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"content": "[WP] You have a compass that points to whatever will cause the most damage in the next 24 hours, anywhere in the world. Today, it's pointing directly at your grandmother, who is knitting a pair of socks.",
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"content": "Oh no. Gram Grams.\n\nA cold sweat breaks out on... | [
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"content": "[WP] You have a compass that points to whatever will cause the most damage in the next 24 hours, anywhere in the world. Today, it's pointing directly at your grandmother, who is knitting a pair of socks.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "Grandma carefully knit a light blue pair of sock... |
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"content": "[WP] There's an urban legend that's been circulating for years about a taxi cab that doesn't take you where you want to go, but where you need to go. One night you step into this cab.\n\nI realize \"night\" might be a little too constricting so feel free to break the prompt and write about the day... | [
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"content": "[WP] the damned souls in hell crowded near the entrance, and Satan himself is at the gates. They are all awaiting the arrival of a unique soul -- the first man since Biblical times who was killed by God Himself.",
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"content": "[WP] the damned souls in hell crowded near the entrance, and Satan himself is at the gates. They are all awaiting the arrival of a unique soul -- the first man since Biblical times who was killed by God Himself.",
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"content": "For the first time in a long time, the w... |
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"content": "[WP] the damned souls in hell crowded near the entrance, and Satan himself is at the gates. They are all awaiting the arrival of a unique soul -- the first man since Biblical times who was killed by God Himself.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "What's there to say, really? They all k... | [
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"content": "[WP] the damned souls in hell crowded near the entrance, and Satan himself is at the gates. They are all awaiting the arrival of a unique soul -- the first man since Biblical times who was killed by God Himself.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "For the first time in a long time, the w... |
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"content": "[WP] Your occupation sounds really stupid and outright ridiculous, so much so that any normal person would believe you made it up on the spot, but it's the only thing keeping the world from falling apart.",
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"content": "He brushes her hair off her forehead and he say... | [
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"content": "[WP] Your occupation sounds really stupid and outright ridiculous, so much so that any normal person would believe you made it up on the spot, but it's the only thing keeping the world from falling apart.",
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"content": "\"Have a great weekend, Mr. Hynson!\" yelled St... |
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"content": "[WP] You are an average Joe who is challenged by a random super hero every week. Your record is 337-0.",
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"content": "I sat back in my chair after another victory. The hero was being taken away by paramedics, unconscious but not hurt too bad (I hope!) They must have ... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are an average Joe who is challenged by a random super hero every week. Your record is 337-0.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "I felt a rush of endorphins as hero number 337 fell by my side, defeated and in agonizing pain. He was visibly aching, tightly clutching his now brok... |
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"content": "[WP]Everyone has known the secret to immortality for quite some time, yet because of what you have to do to achieve it, so far nobody has felt as though it was worth it.",
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"content": "\"Goose shit.\"\n\n\"You're kidding.\"\n\n\"Nope. And it has to be *fresh.*\" \n\n... | [
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"content": "[WP]Everyone has known the secret to immortality for quite some time, yet because of what you have to do to achieve it, so far nobody has felt as though it was worth it.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "\"Children, there is a way to gain a power that many of you desire.\" The old lady... |
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"content": "[WP] [EU] Tom Brady in the Marvel Universe has won five Superbowls. The jeweler responsible for his rings unwittingly used Infinity Stones instead of regular gem stones.",
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"role": "user"
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"content": "Tom Brady slipped the fifth ring onto his hand. Suddenly, he could perceive every... |
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"content": "[WP] You're immortal, but you can die. Upon your death, however you will be \"reset\" to age 5 with a perfect memory of each life you've lived before.",
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"content": "[WP] You're immortal, but you can die. Upon your death, however you will be \"reset\" to age 5 with a perfect memory of each life you've lived before.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "Life is my game. Is there a way to win? Maybe, but hell if I know what it is. I can remember what I w... |
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"content": "[WP] You've been cursed. Every lie you tell bends reality to become the truth. At first this didn't seem like a curse at all, but now you've made a grave mistake.",
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"content": "\"His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy,\" I spat. The crowd seemed into it. E... | [
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"content": "[WP] You've been cursed. Every lie you tell bends reality to become the truth. At first this didn't seem like a curse at all, but now you've made a grave mistake.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "It was a curse I was born with. Unlucky as I was, I rather thought it to be a gift, a ble... |
2017-08-11T22:11:34 | 2017-08-11T21:55:35 | 2,415 | 195 | [
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"content": "[WP] The stronger your opponent is, the easier you defeat him. Sick and tired of seeing elite assassins and battle-hardened units fall, your worst enemy sends his six year old son after you.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "A knock.\n\nI sighed, and cursed my younger self again. Dad h... | [
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"content": "[WP] The stronger your opponent is, the easier you defeat him. Sick and tired of seeing elite assassins and battle-hardened units fall, your worst enemy sends his six year old son after you.",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "The most battle-hardened of us have a weakness. It's a lesson... |
2017-12-16T23:39:18 | 2017-12-16T23:22:44 | 173 | 117 | [
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"content": "[WP] You accept a job paying $1 million a year to sit in a room, waiting for a phone to ring on a table. After 5 years at work, it finally rings... For the first time.\n\nWhat happens next?",
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"content": "[WP] Guns were never invented. Instead, swords and blades became increasingly complex and powerful",
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"content": "[WP] Your son asked you \"dad are clouds candy?\" You told him they were water. Then he asked \"dad, what are Earth's defense systems. Then you remembered you don't have a son, and then he asked again, his eyes now obsidian black. \"what is the defense system father.\"",
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"content": "[WP] Every human has a 'luck rating' - a number from 1-100 that defines how lucky they can be. Born with a rating of 100, you're confined in a maximum security prison. You think your luck should get you out easily - that is, until you see that all the other inmates also have luck ratings of 100.",... | [
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"content": "[WP] A version of the Purge; 24 hours where retail workers can be as rude as they want. You are a cashier, having the time of your life.",
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"content": "[WP] The \"violent videogames teach you how to use a gun\" thing is true for you. Literally. Everything you learn in videogames, you can do in real life as well. You realize you have that power when you drink an energy drink after a bad injury and you find yourself completely healed.",
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"content": "[WP] Yesterday, for one hour, every human on Earth was telepathically linked with every other human. Today, you are the most hated person on the planet.",
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"content": "[WP] Yesterday, for one hour, every human on Earth was telepathically linked with every other human. Today, you are the most hated person on the planet.",
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"content": "[WP] A new drug goes viral & everybody starts consuming, while few abstain from it. The drug causes time/perception delay, a permanent side-effect. The junkies eventually begin to see the non-users as gods due their ability to move and react quickly, and tell the immediate future.\n\nGot this ... | [
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"content": "[WP] You’re a loner and your best friend is your cat. Recently, with some encouragement, you invite the girl you have a crush on over for dinner. It goes great, but when she’s leaving she tells you that cats don’t typically walk on their hind-legs, light candles, serve the meal, and play soft jazz... | [
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"content": "[WP] \"Attention all Wal-Mart customers. Welcome to Aisle Wars™. Use any resources from your aisle to attack and defend from other aisles. Only one aisle may leave. Good luck.\"",
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"content": "Molotov cocktails of rubbing alcohol and Ace bandages soared from the phar... |
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"content": "[WP] A child prays for Satan. Touched by the gesture Satan binds a demonic familiar to them to aid them in times of dire need. To avoid suspicion the familiar takes the form of a squirrel.",
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"content": "[WP] When you reach the age of 21, you are given a check from the government. The check has been carefully calculated and is worth the minimum amount of money you need for the rest of your life. Your check came in the mail today and it was $7.27\n\nEdit: Wow this blew up better than I thought it w... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are an Engineer who became a Wizard. Problem is, you discovered that some magic is practiced really inefficiently.\n\nFor example, no one thought to optimize fire magic by pressurizing the fire with wind magic.",
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2019-05-17T14:43:36 | 2019-05-17T14:27:52 | 75 | 30 | [
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"content": "[WP] When people arrive in heaven they are assigned a wing color that dictates their role. White wings help guide the living, red wings fight against and ward off demons, golden wings guard the gates of heaven. But when you arrive, your wings are black.",
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2019-05-20T04:36:27 | 2019-05-20T03:58:31 | 37 | 12 | [
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"content": "[WP] Everyone has superhuman powers based on one of their emotions, and the magnitude of their power is based on how strongly they feel that emotion. You're an average, mild mannered person, but your power is more intense than any other. However, you don't know what emotion your power draws from."... | [
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"content": "[WP] Everyone has superhuman powers based on one of their emotions, and the magnitude of their power is based on how strongly they feel that emotion. You're an average, mild mannered person, but your power is more intense than any other. However, you don't know what emotion your power draws from."... |
2019-06-03T09:40:22 | 2019-06-03T09:07:34 | 111 | 21 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are God, after a couple thousand years of people thinking you don't answer their prayers, you realise you've had yourself on mute on the celestial microphone you use to talk to humans.\n\nEdit: Wow, I never expected this to blow up, Thank you for the silver, it was my first ever award!\nE... | [
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2019-06-03T09:36:57 | 2019-06-03T09:07:34 | 35 | 21 | [
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2019-10-11T09:29:57 | 2019-10-11T08:59:20 | 2,819 | 544 | [
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"content": "[WP] When the captain saw that you were human, he accepted you immediately as a member of his crew. Unfortunately, the captain's understanding of humans quickly turns out to be distinctly...off.\n\nEDIT - Wow, didn't think this would be anywhere near as popular as it turned out. Thanks for the res... | [
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"content": "[WP] When the captain saw that you were human, he accepted you immediately as a member of his crew. Unfortunately, the captain's understanding of humans quickly turns out to be distinctly...off.\n\nEDIT - Wow, didn't think this would be anywhere near as popular as it turned out. Thanks for the res... |
2019-10-14T21:10:50 | 2019-10-14T20:35:42 | 77 | 53 | [
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"content": "[WP] you wake up and realized you skipped a day, everything in your house is organized, since then you always switch bodies with this friendly entity that does your tasks for a day, until one day your windows are barricaded and theres blood on your hands and a note \"You must hide\"",
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"content": "[WP] you wake up and realized you skipped a day, everything in your house is organized, since then you always switch bodies with this friendly entity that does your tasks for a day, until one day your windows are barricaded and theres blood on your hands and a note \"You must hide\"",
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"content": "[WP] You bought a pair of headphones that are acting up. Every time you plug them in, you hear a different sound - first crying, then a war-zone, now just static. You plug them in again and are frightened to hear a desperate, tearful warning: \"Whatever you do, DON'T unplug the headphones again.\"... | [
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"content": "[WP] You bought a pair of headphones that are acting up. Every time you plug them in, you hear a different sound - first crying, then a war-zone, now just static. You plug them in again and are frightened to hear a desperate, tearful warning: \"Whatever you do, DON'T unplug the headphones again.\"... |
2020-04-01T23:38:44 | 2020-04-01T23:18:06 | 409 | 16 | [
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"content": "[WP] You bought a pair of headphones that are acting up. Every time you plug them in, you hear a different sound - first crying, then a war-zone, now just static. You plug them in again and are frightened to hear a desperate, tearful warning: \"Whatever you do, DON'T unplug the headphones again.\"... | [
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"content": "[WP] You bought a pair of headphones that are acting up. Every time you plug them in, you hear a different sound - first crying, then a war-zone, now just static. You plug them in again and are frightened to hear a desperate, tearful warning: \"Whatever you do, DON'T unplug the headphones again.\"... |
2020-04-23T09:51:30 | 2020-04-23T09:30:56 | 26 | 18 | [
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"content": "[WP] An alien replacing your father and pretending to be him sounds like everybody horror's story, except for you and your mother since it is affectionate, caring, helps you with school and has even been promoted at work and is an absolute dork for SciFi movies.",
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"content": "[WP] A Japanese company sends a poll to their employees: \"Should high heels be obligatory?\" 76% of men and 23% of women vote in favour. \"Per the poll, the new dress code will start Monday. We will provide you with shoes.\" The men are directed to the counter with high heels, the women to flat s... | [
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