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"content": "[WP] you are a demon call responder. The devil can’t answer every summon, so you go in his place. One day you get a summon and the summoner is way below age limit; you are about to leave, but you hear her drunk dad coming downstairs screaming.",
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"content": "[WP] you are a demon call responder. The devil can’t answer every summon, so you go in his place. One day you get a summon and the summoner is way below age limit; you are about to leave, but you hear her drunk dad coming downstairs screaming.",
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"content": "The girl... |
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"content": "[WP] you are a demon call responder. The devil can’t answer every summon, so you go in his place. One day you get a summon and the summoner is way below age limit; you are about to leave, but you hear her drunk dad coming downstairs screaming.",
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"content": "[WP] you are a demon call responder. The devil can’t answer every summon, so you go in his place. One day you get a summon and the summoner is way below age limit; you are about to leave, but you hear her drunk dad coming downstairs screaming.",
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"content": "Great wh... |
2018-12-01T23:04:34 | 2018-12-01T22:47:24 | 379 | 56 | [
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"content": "[WP] For some reason or other you've swapped bodies with your significant other. You turn to turn to face each other. \"Wow,\" they say, \"do you always feel this way when you look at me?\" You are stunned into silence. In their body - with their brain chemisty - you feel no attraction towards you... | [
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"content": "[WP] For some reason or other you've swapped bodies with your significant other. You turn to turn to face each other. \"Wow,\" they say, \"do you always feel this way when you look at me?\" You are stunned into silence. In their body - with their brain chemisty - you feel no attraction towards you... |
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"content": "[WP] Mermaids are actually women who have been thrown off ships because they were considered bad luck. As they sink to the bottom, they slowly change until they can breathe under water and they can use their tied up legs to swim. They lure sailors to get their revenge.",
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"content": "[WP] Mermaids are actually women who have been thrown off ships because they were considered bad luck. As they sink to the bottom, they slowly change until they can breathe under water and they can use their tied up legs to swim. They lure sailors to get their revenge.",
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"content": "[WP] One day in your bedroom, you try for the first time to hold your breath for as long as possible. It's now been 5 hours, and you start thinking something is wrong.",
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"content": "Something is off, I am still holding my breath, it has been almost five hours. I am ... | [
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"content": "[WP] One day in your bedroom, you try for the first time to hold your breath for as long as possible. It's now been 5 hours, and you start thinking something is wrong.",
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"content": "I've heard that you're not supposed to attempt all of these oxygen deprivation games... |
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"content": "[WP] You send your DNA off to discover your ancestry. One day you see several suspicious looking cars pull up outside your house. Military officers begin to surround your home and a woman gets out of one of the cars and walk straight to your front door. They have your DNA results.",
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"content": "[WP] You send your DNA off to discover your ancestry. One day you see several suspicious looking cars pull up outside your house. Military officers begin to surround your home and a woman gets out of one of the cars and walk straight to your front door. They have your DNA results.",
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"content": "[WP] Your twin is the Chosen One, born with powerful abilities. But you were born with none. Because they were born gifted, your twin took everything from you as they bathed in the spotlight. Your anger drove you to become better, working hard to rival your twin, yet they call YOU the villain.\n\n... | [
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"content": "[WP] Everyone's soulmate's name is written on their right wrist when they turn sixteen. The left has worst enemy. Your left and right wrist say the same thing.",
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"content": "The young man woke early on May 27th. It was his 16th Birthday, and today he would find out ... | [
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"content": "[WP] Everyone's soulmate's name is written on their right wrist when they turn sixteen. The left has worst enemy. Your left and right wrist say the same thing.",
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"content": "Felicity never cared about what names would show up on her wrist on her sixteenth birthday. ... |
2020-10-11T23:05:01 | 2020-10-11T22:30:14 | 161 | 60 | [
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"content": "[WP] You involuntarily bring back souvenirs from your dreams, simple things like a flower or some dirt, an article of clothing, a paintbrush. This morning, you awake next to another person.",
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"content": "I knew there would be trouble. \n \nMy finger traced along ... | [
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"content": "[WP] You involuntarily bring back souvenirs from your dreams, simple things like a flower or some dirt, an article of clothing, a paintbrush. This morning, you awake next to another person.",
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"content": " Nothing has been the same since the divorce. It was my faul... |
2020-10-21T13:58:57 | 2020-10-21T13:47:12 | 478 | 131 | [
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"content": "[WP] At the age of 18, everyone gains a Familiar, an animal suddenly enchanted to be intelligent and bonded to them. You wake up on your 18th birthday to find your room covered in hornets, all of them speaking to you as one.",
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"content": "\"Hello, my master.\"\n\nA ... |
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"content": "[WP] The three little pigs are dead, as are the next 236. Straw, sticks, bricks, reinforced concrete, titatium it didn't matter. They all fell to the onslaught of the wolf. Little piggy 240 is bracing for the inevitable attack, inside his house of depleted uranium.",
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2021-06-29T15:17:55 | 2021-06-29T13:28:31 | 191 | 142 | [
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"content": "[WP] You killed your lover and cashed in their life insurance after identifying their body. Nobody even thinks of accusing you because everyone knows you love each other to death, and they aren't wrong at all - after all, you are a pair of Immortals who have done this more times than you can count... | [
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"content": "[WP] You killed your lover and cashed in their life insurance after identifying their body. Nobody even thinks of accusing you because everyone knows you love each other to death, and they aren't wrong at all - after all, you are a pair of Immortals who have done this more times than you can count... |
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"content": "[WP] A wizard tutor realizes that, for some odd reason, his client is a prodigy who’s purposefully been hiding their abilities all these years.",
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"content": "“That’s very good work boy; excellent attempt of the incantation, but try sounding out the word before you s... | [
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"content": "[WP] A wizard tutor realizes that, for some odd reason, his client is a prodigy who’s purposefully been hiding their abilities all these years.",
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"content": "“I just wanted-“ Charlie said, trying to explain himself to his teacher.\n\n“It is irrelevant!” Thomas gruff... |
2021-08-26T19:09:10 | 2021-08-26T16:23:05 | 1,227 | 267 | [
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"content": "[WP] Ten year ago your mentor told you \"Kid, here's a dirty little secret about magic. You can just make shit up and it'll usually work. Makes the guys who take it seriously really mad.\" Today you're one of the least respected (and most powerful) mages on the continent.",
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"content": "[WP] Ten year ago your mentor told you \"Kid, here's a dirty little secret about magic. You can just make shit up and it'll usually work. Makes the guys who take it seriously really mad.\" Today you're one of the least respected (and most powerful) mages on the continent.",
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2021-12-17T13:14:21 | 2021-12-17T10:04:11 | 203 | 132 | [
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"content": "[WP] With total war as a concept alien to the rest of our galaxy, All saw humans as negotiators and peacemakers, soft and weak. Today is the day when the galaxy discovers why being so good at finding ways to avoid war was a survival mechanism.",
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"content": "- So, co... |
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"content": "[WP] To the humans she is known as DOTTR, an old AI who is relatively simple compared to the AIs she is tasked with rearing. To the AIs, she is MTTR, one of the oldest and most powerful AIs capable of emotion, and she will kill any of her own children if they become a threat to the humans she love... | [
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"content": "[WP] “This man is responsible for the horrible tragedy you see before you. In order to prevent this your task is to head back to the date of his birth.” “And kill him?” “What? No, you’ll raise him yourself to make him better.”",
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"content": "[WP] “This man is responsible for the horrible tragedy you see before you. In order to prevent this your task is to head back to the date of his birth.” “And kill him?” “What? No, you’ll raise him yourself to make him better.”",
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2022-07-21T23:25:22 | 2022-07-21T22:58:10 | 307 | 13 | [
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"content": "[WP] As a chef, you cooked with love your entire life. You've had minor success and are frustrated and ambitious. So, you started cooking with pure unbridled hate. Your customers can taste the difference and they can't get enough of it.",
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"content": "[WP] As a chef, you cooked with love your entire life. You've had minor success and are frustrated and ambitious. So, you started cooking with pure unbridled hate. Your customers can taste the difference and they can't get enough of it.",
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"content": "[WP] Aliens always respawn minutes after death. It's a common prank for aliens to kill each other for a laugh. When they discover Earth, they kill millions of humans, thinking it's a humorous way of greeting this new species, but for some reason, the humans aren't laughing...\n\nEdit:\nThank you S... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are an ancient fae being, and as such you know a great many things. What you don't know however is how a mortal couple knows your true name, or why they proclaimed you the 'Fairy Godmother' of their infant child, but you are now contractually obligated to godmother the FUCK out of this ki... | [
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"content": "[WP] The one soul that Death could't bring himself to collect",
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"content": "He sighs as a human would at the end of a long day. Fingers thin as razors, Death grasped the quill and struck off the last name-'Michael'-off his list. In front of him, Michael's body lay m... | [
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"content": "[WP] The one soul that Death could't bring himself to collect",
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"content": "Death was impartial. Death had the final word. Nobody crossed Death. Life brought them and Death took them. That's how it worked. \n\nIt wasn't working now. \n\n\"What the hemorrhaging fuck... |
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"content": "[WP] Two very old immortals meet each other on a busy street by chance. Each having believed they were the only one until now.",
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"content": "Aleph strolled down the street without paying much attention to his surroundings. At least, that's what any observer would sa... | [
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"content": "[WP] Two very old immortals meet each other on a busy street by chance. Each having believed they were the only one until now.",
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"content": "Gods, I hate London. \n\nIt was my fault, entirely, and as such I took it upon myself to apologise but it seems I just couldn... |
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"content": "[WP] When turning 21, everyone develops a mutation, either physical (Claws, horns, wings) or mental (telekinesis, extreme intelligence, etc). You've just turned 21, and you're terrified of what you've gained (though others will be impressed).\n\nEdit: Holy shit this blew up. I'm reading these and ... | [
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"content": "[WP] In a world where emotional pain leaves scars, you overhear a conversation between somebody with thousands of tiny ones, and someone with just a single gigantic one.",
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"content": "Twenty minutes to midnight and I was working alone, waitress at a breakfast place ... | [
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"content": "[WP] In a world where emotional pain leaves scars, you overhear a conversation between somebody with thousands of tiny ones, and someone with just a single gigantic one.",
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"content": "\"Alright Jack,\" the man said casually on the park bench beside him,\"You were te... |
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"content": "[wp] You are the Avatar. Master of all elements. You are currently on element 19 of 98 currently known, and are learning from the feet of the Grand Potassium Bender.\n\nWhy is it always the classic four? Fire's not even remotely elemental! Let's add some science!",
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"content": "[WP] whilst playing with sidewalk chalk, a 4 year old incidentally enslaves one of the most powerful demons in all interdimensional hellscapes",
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"content": "Baeludor looked down at the small child before him. She was young, with only 4 summers to her name. Her dirty... | [
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"content": "[WP] whilst playing with sidewalk chalk, a 4 year old incidentally enslaves one of the most powerful demons in all interdimensional hellscapes",
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"content": "I awoke in blue fire. Satan was- *is* weaker than I. So... so do I seriously have to obey a four year old kid... |
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"content": "[WP] Children under 18 are legally obligated to spend 30 minutes outside every day. It's been 18 months and noone expected the biggest effect that it had...",
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"content": "[WP] Children under 18 are legally obligated to spend 30 minutes outside every day. It's been 18 months and noone expected the biggest effect that it had...",
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"content": "**Major Telecoms calling for repeal of the OODA!** \n \nThe breeze, the warmth sunlight, the ... |
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"content": "[WP] You are a captain of an american space battleship. Your ship receives a distant signal and you, a pretty old man, recognize the forgotten song: \"... da zdravstvuyet sozdanny voley narodov yediny, moguchy, Sovetsky Soyuz! ...\"\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHomETco0MI",
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"content": "[WP] Write a story. Any story. But after 5 minutes, stop, lift your hands from your keyboard, and click the Save button.\n\nHopefully I gave you guys enough motivation to keep writing the novel in your heads!",
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"content": "'You are a wizard for heaven's sake!', the ... |
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"content": "[WP] The pleasures of heaven and the punishments of hell are still configured for dinosaurs.",
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"content": "“Welcome David. We’re glad you are here.”\n\n“Where am I and OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU?” Dave had finally noticed the towering brontosaurus standing before the go... | [
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"content": "[WP] The pleasures of heaven and the punishments of hell are still configured for dinosaurs.",
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"content": "Well, i certainly didn't see that coming. All those salads and trips to the gym, and it's a truck filled with donuts that killed me. Typical. \n\nI thought tha... |
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"content": "[WP] You are one of the most feared people in organized crime. You get rid of problems for your employers by kindly and honestly convincing your targets to follow a different path in life.",
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"content": "\"You know, I was like you once\" I say. \"Dreams of power and ... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are one of the most feared people in organized crime. You get rid of problems for your employers by kindly and honestly convincing your targets to follow a different path in life.",
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"content": "Fletcher looked like he could break an iron bar in half with hi... |
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"content": "[WP] You are an assassin sent from the future to kill women that would give birth to evil men and women, for the greater good. In the future, you are known as The Purifier. In the present, you are known by a very different name: Jack the Ripper.",
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"content": "[WP] You are an assassin sent from the future to kill women that would give birth to evil men and women, for the greater good. In the future, you are known as The Purifier. In the present, you are known by a very different name: Jack the Ripper.",
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"content": "[WP] You are one of the most powerful and dastardly supervillains on the planet. However, you are also one of the most requested supervillains for the Make-A-Wish foundation, and cancel a battle with your arch-nemesis to make a sick little kid's day.",
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"content": "[WP] It worked! You travelled back in time to Renaissance Age. Jokingly, you turn on your Wi-Fi, only to find a password protected network named \"iɔniV ɒᗡ\"",
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"content": "[WP] It worked! You travelled back in time to Renaissance Age. Jokingly, you turn on your Wi-Fi, only to find a password protected network named \"iɔniV ɒᗡ\"",
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"content": "Travelling back in time was easier than it looked. \n\nI simply shoved a fork inside my kitche... |
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"content": "[WP] After lulling other countries into a false sense of security, Canada finally makes its move to conquer the world.",
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"content": "\"Captain Boudreau , pass me that there double double would ya?\" I say to my commander.\n\n\"Get it your own darn self, I'm tryna fi... |
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"content": "[WP] It is the year 3017, archaeologists find what they think were manuscripts of an ancient religion, when they are in fact Marvel comic books",
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"content": "[WP]You jokingly ask your boss if your labor position could be replaced by a robot. He chuckles nervously, and continues to look over your A.I. manual.",
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"content": "[WP] All those assassination attempts on Hitler didn't fail at the last minute due to \"bad luck\"; he was repeatedly rescued by time travellers who have seen the alternative.",
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"content": "[WP] All those assassination attempts on Hitler didn't fail at the last minute due to \"bad luck\"; he was repeatedly rescued by time travellers who have seen the alternative.",
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"content": "[WP] Scientists have discovered cryogenic freezing. You are it's first test subject and it's a massive success, and they plan on releasing you in 500 years. You had no way of telling them you were conscious.\n\nHoly shit this blew up!\n\nI now understand \"RIP my inbox\"\n\nEDIT: u/Alpacasaurus_Re... | [
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"content": "[WP] You'r grandkids visit but say that you are too old to play games, little do they know that you were an E-Sport champion.",
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"content": "[WP] You'r grandkids visit but say that you are too old to play games, little do they know that you were an E-Sport champion.",
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"content": "[WP] A barbarian warlord, a goblin king, a mighty necromancer, and a dark elven high priestess meet for one reason... To play Suburbs and SUVs, the hottest mundane suburban family Tabletop RPG!",
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"content": "\"Zixor the Fallen, we don't just have to roll dice to see... |
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"content": "[WP] A barbarian warlord, a goblin king, a mighty necromancer, and a dark elven high priestess meet for one reason... To play Suburbs and SUVs, the hottest mundane suburban family Tabletop RPG!",
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"content": "[WP] A barbarian warlord, a goblin king, a mighty necromancer, and a dark elven high priestess meet for one reason... To play Suburbs and SUVs, the hottest mundane suburban family Tabletop RPG!",
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"content": "Cutulah was first to arrive, as usual. The cellar was empt... |
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"content": "[WP] You are a test subject for a time machine, and are sent 12 hours into the future. When the door opens, you find yourself in the testing room, where you see in horror the bodies of the technicians on the floor, with the word \"SORRY\" scrawled in large letters on the wall.",
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"content": "[WP] You're a thief with superpowers, always in conflict with the local heroine. Off the masks, both of you are actually studying in the same school. You start picking up clues to who she really is way before she does.",
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"content": "With a flick of my finger, I poof... |
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"content": "[WP] Your parents never let you study magic. They said you were born without the ability. But after a friend jokingly dares you to apply to the top wizardry schools in the state, the denial letters read \"We regret to inform you that someone of your potential is simply too dangerous to be taught.\... | [
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"content": "[WP] Your parents never let you study magic. They said you were born without the ability. But after a friend jokingly dares you to apply to the top wizardry schools in the state, the denial letters read \"We regret to inform you that someone of your potential is simply too dangerous to be taught.\... |
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"content": "[WP] Your family line suffers from a pirate curse: A demonic shark will manifest itself in nearby sources of water and harrow you and your ancestors. You live three-hundred miles from any body of water and this has made the shark get...creative.",
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"content": "[WP] You were childhood friends, born and raised in the same village in the late 900s. However, you left to lead a life of adventure, and she refused to come with you. You ended up becoming immortal. She became a vampire. Now, after more than a thousand years, you're finally reunited...",
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"content": "[WP]The zombie apocalypse has come and gone. Humanity has survived and prospered, but with the virus still inside every single human. Centuries in the future, we are at war with an alien race, and they are horrified to learn that we don't stay dead easily.",
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"content": "[WP]The zombie apocalypse has come and gone. Humanity has survived and prospered, but with the virus still inside every single human. Centuries in the future, we are at war with an alien race, and they are horrified to learn that we don't stay dead easily.",
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"content": "[WP] When people turn 18, they gain the power to summon 1 random thing in the world to their hand, as Thor does to Mjolnir. Summoned people are considered soulmates, and objects as important parts of one's life. When you summon yours, it takes some time, but people are horrified when it arrives...... | [
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"content": "[WP] When people turn 18, they gain the power to summon 1 random thing in the world to their hand, as Thor does to Mjolnir. Summoned people are considered soulmates, and objects as important parts of one's life. When you summon yours, it takes some time, but people are horrified when it arrives...... |
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"content": "[WP] When people turn 18, they gain the power to summon 1 random thing in the world to their hand, as Thor does to Mjolnir. Summoned people are considered soulmates, and objects as important parts of one's life. When you summon yours, it takes some time, but people are horrified when it arrives...... | [
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"content": "[WP] When people turn 18, they gain the power to summon 1 random thing in the world to their hand, as Thor does to Mjolnir. Summoned people are considered soulmates, and objects as important parts of one's life. When you summon yours, it takes some time, but people are horrified when it arrives...... | [
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"content": "[WP] You're an Elder God. The secretive cult that worships you on earth is seriously getting on your nerves. After their fourth botched attempt at trying to summon you, you decide to show up in person to correct the record about a couple of matters they have misunderstood entirely.",
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"content": "[WP] Every inhabitable planet found by humanity was a dead world, with all life previously existing on it down to the smallest virus completely and utterly dead upon landing. Even more disturbing is the fact that some worlds appeared to have died extremely recently, down to days before human arriv... |
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"content": "[WP] You see the Grim Reaper and ask if it's your time. Death checks a clipboard and says \"Nope. Looks like you're not due for another... three thousand, one hundred and forty-one years? That's weird. Also, how can you see me?\"",
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"content": "Sick and bent double, ... |
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"content": "[WP] The staff of an obscenely rich billionaire realises their boss feels purposeless and suicidal, which could put an end to their employment. The trusted head butler convinces the boss to wear an outfit and fight criminals, who in reality are costumed staff members just trying to keep their jobs... | [
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"content": "[WP] The staff of an obscenely rich billionaire realises their boss feels purposeless and suicidal, which could put an end to their employment. The trusted head butler convinces the boss to wear an outfit and fight criminals, who in reality are costumed staff members just trying to keep their jobs... |
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"content": "[WP] You wished for immortality and to never become sick. Years later you have NEVER been sick, but you Have become a biological terror and are now a carrier for all of the worst diseases known to man.",
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"content": "[WP] You wished for immortality and to never become sick. Years later you have NEVER been sick, but you Have become a biological terror and are now a carrier for all of the worst diseases known to man.",
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"content": "[WP] It is said that none but the chosen may slay the demon lord. You aren't the chosen, but you also realize that \"defeat\" and \"slay\" are not the same thing. With this in mind, you start making other considerations such as rope, or perhaps a very deep hole.",
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"content": "[WP] It is said that none but the chosen may slay the demon lord. You aren't the chosen, but you also realize that \"defeat\" and \"slay\" are not the same thing. With this in mind, you start making other considerations such as rope, or perhaps a very deep hole.",
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"content": "[WP] Your gf invited you to meet her parents. You told her that you're a veterinarian. Her father is a computer repairman. In reality, however, you are an assassin. A very good one at that, too. When you see her father, your heart skips a beat. He's your boss.",
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"content": "[WP] Every time a door is opened, there is a negligible, but non-0 chance it will open to heaven or hell. Today, your fridge didn't open to your leftovers.",
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"content": "[WP] The Imperial Academy for Orphans does not have a “bullying” policy at all. When students become repeated targets, they are given martial arts classes until the problem “balances out.” Opponents and supporters of this program tend to list the same incident as evidence.",
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"content": "[WP] The Imperial Academy for Orphans does not have a “bullying” policy at all. When students become repeated targets, they are given martial arts classes until the problem “balances out.” Opponents and supporters of this program tend to list the same incident as evidence.",
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"content": "[WP] Once a year, the best assassins meet in a secret location. Showing their best kills, everyone is surprised when they see a 70 year old man walk in.",
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"content": "[WP] You are a necromancer, but an unconventional one. Instead of using your army of the undead to take over the world or cause mass chaos, you decide it's much more profitable to monopolize the market with your cheap and untiring workforce.",
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"content": "“Master, w... |
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"content": "[WP] If a person opts into brain scans during life, a full digital model of their brain can be created. Posthumously, these scans are given to the bereaved family and not uncommonly used as the AI for house robots. You lost a loved one, and their robot... occasionally says VERY strange things",
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"content": "[WP] You retrieve overdue books for a library. As usual, the newest dark lord hasn’t returned the necromancy books.",
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"content": "[WP] You retrieve overdue books for a library. As usual, the newest dark lord hasn’t returned the necromancy books.",
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"content": "[WP] We had always thought that our ballistic weaponry was going to be ineffective in staving off an alien invasion. Turns out our weapons are actually quite... excessive.",
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"content": "When it comes to fighting a war against a superior race, you tend to naturally a... |
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"content": "[WP] The genie said you couldn’t wish for more wishes, so instead you wished for a self updating map that shows you the locations of all other genie lamps across the world.",
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"content": "[WP] You are the dragon living in a lair full of different trinkets. You'd love to show your collection to some visitor, but these idiots keep attacking you on sight. At last, one of them speaks before drawing a sword.",
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"content": "[WP] You are the dragon living in a lair full of different trinkets. You'd love to show your collection to some visitor, but these idiots keep attacking you on sight. At last, one of them speaks before drawing a sword.",
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"content": "[WP] When someone turns 18, they may use one adjective on themselves boost that part 10 fold. Strong, fast, smart, no one expects your adjective.",
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"content": "[WP] \"Mom, i'm telling you. A green man came out of my closet and did a standup comedy routine.\"\n\n[deleted]",
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"content": "“Is it bedtime yet?” My son asked placing his dinner plate in the sink \n\n“Don’t you want to play catch tonight buddy?” My husband asked. \... | [
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"content": "[WP] \"Mom, i'm telling you. A green man came out of my closet and did a standup comedy routine.\"\n\n[deleted]",
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"content": "*\\*edit, spelling\\**\n\nSusan sighed and patted Jacob on the head. “Sounds like you had a nightmare, sweetie.” She pulled him in for a tig... |
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"content": "[WP] Group of space Marines travels via a stargate like portal to an \"virgin\" world. However due to passing a black hole, each Marine arrives 100 years after the Marine in front of them, instead of 1-5 seconds.\n\nDue to the portal queuing up the dozen or so Marines for 1200 years, travel to poi... | [
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"content": "[WP] Group of space Marines travels via a stargate like portal to an \"virgin\" world. However due to passing a black hole, each Marine arrives 100 years after the Marine in front of them, instead of 1-5 seconds.\n\nDue to the portal queuing up the dozen or so Marines for 1200 years, travel to poi... |
2014-09-02T14:24:23 | 2014-09-02T10:07:43 | 44 | 21 | [
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"content": "[WP] Group of space Marines travels via a stargate like portal to an \"virgin\" world. However due to passing a black hole, each Marine arrives 100 years after the Marine in front of them, instead of 1-5 seconds.\n\nDue to the portal queuing up the dozen or so Marines for 1200 years, travel to poi... |
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"content": "[WP] Write a dark story and change the tone and mood of the story to humorous in the last line.\n\nTry to use the last line to put the rest of the story into context and thus make it funny.",
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"content": "[WP] Write a dark story and change the tone and mood of the story to humorous in the last line.\n\nTry to use the last line to put the rest of the story into context and thus make it funny.",
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"content": "Darkness surrounded me. I hadn't felt this alone my whole life... |
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"content": "[WP] For as long as you can remember, you have been able to see spirit animals. Ghostly animals that follow people around and tell you something about this person. No one else seems to be able to see them. One day you see an old man walk by and his animal has been mauled by something.",
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2015-04-03T18:22:22 | 2015-04-03T18:22:04 | 82 | 18 | [
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"content": "[WP] A young AI aboard a human spacecraft makes first contact with an ancient alien AI that has been dormant for thousands of years",
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"content": "**M**y crew still slept. Their centuries long slumber had gone well for one hundred and fifty years. Nothing to report. ... | [
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"content": "[WP] A young AI aboard a human spacecraft makes first contact with an ancient alien AI that has been dormant for thousands of years",
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"content": "It filled the viewscreens no matter what their position, an impossibly large arc of moldy copper. No responses to radio ... |
2015-06-04T23:03:45 | 2015-06-04T19:51:40 | 83 | 51 | [
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"content": "[WP] God is actually a divorced couple with shared custody of humanity. Now it's Old Testament's turn to take the kids, and he is not happy with how New Testament has handled the last two millenniums.\n\nCredit to Louis C.K. for the idea.",
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"content": "“So…” he didn... | [
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"content": "[WP] God is actually a divorced couple with shared custody of humanity. Now it's Old Testament's turn to take the kids, and he is not happy with how New Testament has handled the last two millenniums.\n\nCredit to Louis C.K. for the idea.",
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"content": "Yang stood at... |
2015-06-07T22:50:03 | 2015-06-07T14:47:18 | 97 | 32 | [
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"content": "[WP] New arrivals in eternal Hell may choose either of the following: a small wooden spoon, or a 100-trillion year vacation in Heaven.",
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"content": "\"Spoon.\"\n\n\"But.. but why??\"\n\nHe was perplexed. And rightly so. I mean, a person choosing a small and insignif... | [
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"content": "[WP] New arrivals in eternal Hell may choose either of the following: a small wooden spoon, or a 100-trillion year vacation in Heaven.",
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"content": "Marcus tucked the spoon behind his ear with a casual confidence. He had no idea if he just fucked himself, day-one, ... |
2015-07-16T07:49:11 | 2015-07-16T07:16:26 | 98 | 29 | [
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"content": "[WP] \"Some days, I love my job. Those days are the worst.\"",
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"content": "For the most part, I usually feel nothing when I give myself over to my clients. I act the part, make them feel good, give them release. For them, it's an expensive and illicit thrill. For me... | [
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"content": "[WP] \"Some days, I love my job. Those days are the worst.\"",
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"content": "The woman's eyes lost focus and fell to the floor. Tears followed her gaze. They were big enough to make a sound when they hit the linoleum. \n\n\"Can't you give us a little more time?\" She ... |
2015-10-16T10:32:45 | 2015-10-16T07:12:02 | 47 | 13 | [
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"content": "[WP] You were murdered. But to your surprise, you're reincarnated into the body of a recently born infant. Looking around, you realize that you're at your own funeral, and your eulogy is being given by none other than your murderer.",
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"content": "[WP] You were murdered. But to your surprise, you're reincarnated into the body of a recently born infant. Looking around, you realize that you're at your own funeral, and your eulogy is being given by none other than your murderer.",
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"content": "While not verifiabl... |
2016-02-01T22:32:48 | 2016-02-01T20:52:20 | 507 | 39 | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a story about something you don't understand. Do NO research. Make everything up as you go.\n\n**Possible subjects:**\n\n\n*Fly-Fishing\n\n*Open-Heart Surgery\n\n*Supply-Management in the Canadian Dairy Industry\n\n*Making Hollywood Movies\n\n*Guidance Counselling for High School Studen... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a story about something you don't understand. Do NO research. Make everything up as you go.\n\n**Possible subjects:**\n\n\n*Fly-Fishing\n\n*Open-Heart Surgery\n\n*Supply-Management in the Canadian Dairy Industry\n\n*Making Hollywood Movies\n\n*Guidance Counselling for High School Studen... |
2016-02-02T00:31:42 | 2016-02-01T20:52:20 | 147 | 39 | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a story about something you don't understand. Do NO research. Make everything up as you go.\n\n**Possible subjects:**\n\n\n*Fly-Fishing\n\n*Open-Heart Surgery\n\n*Supply-Management in the Canadian Dairy Industry\n\n*Making Hollywood Movies\n\n*Guidance Counselling for High School Studen... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a story about something you don't understand. Do NO research. Make everything up as you go.\n\n**Possible subjects:**\n\n\n*Fly-Fishing\n\n*Open-Heart Surgery\n\n*Supply-Management in the Canadian Dairy Industry\n\n*Making Hollywood Movies\n\n*Guidance Counselling for High School Studen... |
2016-02-24T23:02:36 | 2016-02-24T20:47:45 | 59 | 13 | [
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"content": "[WP] You have a crush on the Guinness Book of World Records representative for your area. You continually try to break obscure world records to get her to come over.\n\nYou have a crush on the Guinness Book of World Records representative for your area. You continually try to break obscure world ... | [
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"content": "[WP] You have a crush on the Guinness Book of World Records representative for your area. You continually try to break obscure world records to get her to come over.\n\nYou have a crush on the Guinness Book of World Records representative for your area. You continually try to break obscure world ... |
2016-05-06T16:05:32 | 2016-05-06T16:05:31 | 253 | 113 | [
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"content": "[WP] It's cute when your kid sends Santa a letter. It's surprising when Santa sends a letter back. It's worrying when the two become regular pen pals. And it's horrifying when you start reading the letters yourself...",
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"content": "I sit on the edge of my bed, clutc... | [
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"content": "[WP] It's cute when your kid sends Santa a letter. It's surprising when Santa sends a letter back. It's worrying when the two become regular pen pals. And it's horrifying when you start reading the letters yourself...",
"role": "user"
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"content": "Dear Johnny,\n\nI fear this may we... |
2016-07-18T09:09:03 | 2016-07-18T08:56:33 | 144 | 23 | [
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"content": "[WP] Ancient custom dictates that once a year the old or crippled warriors are led into the arena for a final battle against the young warriors, thus ensuring an honoured place in the afterlife. Despite everything, you are kicking butt armed with nothing but a cane.\n\nBonus points for ignoring th... | [
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"content": "[WP] Ancient custom dictates that once a year the old or crippled warriors are led into the arena for a final battle against the young warriors, thus ensuring an honoured place in the afterlife. Despite everything, you are kicking butt armed with nothing but a cane.\n\nBonus points for ignoring th... |
2016-07-19T06:44:07 | 2016-07-19T05:45:46 | 1,274 | 78 | [
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"content": "[WP] Suddenly across the globe, large, feathered, rotted corpses begin to drop out of the sky. They are soon identified to be Angels.",
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"content": "My little cousin Callie always talked about seeing Angels. This was common for children, as my mother had done the sam... | [
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"content": "[WP] Suddenly across the globe, large, feathered, rotted corpses begin to drop out of the sky. They are soon identified to be Angels.",
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"content": "\"Have you tasted one?\" Theo Brashear booms. His grin is white and toothy, his grey hair leonine. He stalks around th... |
2016-08-03T19:52:19 | 2016-08-03T19:50:27 | 1,069 | 370 | [
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"content": "[WP] You were born with a birth mark the shape of a \"9\" on your wrist, one day you get in a fatal car accident. You wake up in a strange room and the first thing you notice is the 9 has changed to an 8",
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"content": "James awoke on a metallic table, a bright light ... | [
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"content": "[WP] You were born with a birth mark the shape of a \"9\" on your wrist, one day you get in a fatal car accident. You wake up in a strange room and the first thing you notice is the 9 has changed to an 8",
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"content": "Blurry... blurry...blurry... and then *clear.* D... |
2016-11-21T07:30:01 | 2016-11-21T06:51:31 | 19 | 12 | [
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"content": "[WP] As a henchman to the Joker, you've now broken the record for the longest surviving employee. This means you'll receive something no one ever has from him: your annual review.",
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"content": "Rusting pieces of partially finished roller-coaster track and partially ... | [
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"content": "[WP] As a henchman to the Joker, you've now broken the record for the longest surviving employee. This means you'll receive something no one ever has from him: your annual review.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "Have you ever felt your life couldn't be any worst that it currently is ... |
2016-12-19T16:59:11 | 2016-12-19T12:40:10 | 88 | 62 | [
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"content": "[WP] The more evil you were on Earth the higher your rank in Hell. When you get to Hell Satan himself resigns his position to you, but you don't know what you did.",
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"content": "“Heaven seems awfully dark,” I remarked as I moved through what appeared a twilight fog.... | [
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"content": "[WP] The more evil you were on Earth the higher your rank in Hell. When you get to Hell Satan himself resigns his position to you, but you don't know what you did.",
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"content": "I sat up and looked at my surroundings, not remembering falling asleep in the first plac... |
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"content": "[WP] Everyone has a superpower based on the topography of where they were born (IE: Mountains, deserts, etc.). You are the first person to be born in space.\n\nThink Avatar the Last Airbender but not so limited.\n\nEdit: Wow this really blew up! I'm gonna be entertained for a while!",
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"content": "[WP] Everyone has a superpower based on the topography of where they were born (IE: Mountains, deserts, etc.). You are the first person to be born in space.\n\nThink Avatar the Last Airbender but not so limited.\n\nEdit: Wow this really blew up! I'm gonna be entertained for a while!",
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2017-04-14T20:09:16 | 2017-04-14T19:56:05 | 57 | 22 | [
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"content": "[WP] Everyone has a superpower based on the topography of where they were born (IE: Mountains, deserts, etc.). You are the first person to be born in space.\n\nThink Avatar the Last Airbender but not so limited.\n\nEdit: Wow this really blew up! I'm gonna be entertained for a while!",
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2017-05-08T16:30:45 | 2017-05-08T16:23:18 | 125 | 63 | [
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"content": "[WP] While taking a shower you think up the cure for cancer. A month later you figure out how to cure world hunger. The world reveres you and your \"showerthoughts\", but you know the truth. It's not you thinking up these miracles, it's the shower.",
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"content": "[WP] While taking a shower you think up the cure for cancer. A month later you figure out how to cure world hunger. The world reveres you and your \"showerthoughts\", but you know the truth. It's not you thinking up these miracles, it's the shower.",
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"content": "Wit... |
2017-05-21T08:49:00 | 2017-05-21T03:20:18 | 92 | 14 | [
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"content": "[WP] This is the first human trip to Mars, and your team have set up a base live in and do experiments. In one of your routine travels to Sector AX-045 you discover a near-frozen crate buried in the soil, with a message scrawled on top. \"To be opened in the event humans reach Mars.\"\n\nEdit: *to... | [
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"content": "[WP] This is the first human trip to Mars, and your team have set up a base live in and do experiments. In one of your routine travels to Sector AX-045 you discover a near-frozen crate buried in the soil, with a message scrawled on top. \"To be opened in the event humans reach Mars.\"\n\nEdit: *to... |
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