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"content": "[WP] In this world, soulmates cannot hurt each other in any way or form, intentionally or unintentionally. You are an assassin hired to eliminate a powerful figure. As you close in for the kill, your bullets miss their mark and knives bounce of their skin. Things just got awkward.",
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"content": "[WP] Necromancy is just the arcane equivalent of computer programming, and grimoires on necromancy are just like libraries of code on animating the undead. You work the equivalent of the IT Help Desk for your necromancer cult. These are your work stories.",
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"content": "[WP] Necromancy is just the arcane equivalent of computer programming, and grimoires on necromancy are just like libraries of code on animating the undead. You work the equivalent of the IT Help Desk for your necromancer cult. These are your work stories.",
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"content": "[WP] Necromancy is just the arcane equivalent of computer programming, and grimoires on necromancy are just like libraries of code on animating the undead. You work the equivalent of the IT Help Desk for your necromancer cult. These are your work stories.",
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2018-05-29T07:11:07 | 2018-05-29T06:10:01 | 1,810 | 774 | [
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"content": "[WP] Write about a famous historical event as if it was played out as a DnD session",
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"content": "\"Okay, the army's coming toward you. What do you do?\"\n\n\"I tell everyone to hide, then I open the front gate. Is that good for a bonus?\"\n\n\"A bonus for what?\"\n... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write about a famous historical event as if it was played out as a DnD session",
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"content": "\"Merry Christmas!\"\n\nGeorge flipped through his character sheet a few times as the DM handed out gifts.\n\n\"Now, we don't have long for today's session, do you guys... |
2018-10-01T15:22:26 | 2018-10-01T15:10:07 | 18 | 12 | [
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"content": "[WP] You chant \"Bloody Mary\" three times in your car's side view mirror and then hit the gas laughing all the while as she sprints towards your car desperately trying to keep up.\n\nEdit: Optional inclusion, it's the eighth time you done this. ",
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"content": "[WP] You chant \"Bloody Mary\" three times in your car's side view mirror and then hit the gas laughing all the while as she sprints towards your car desperately trying to keep up.\n\nEdit: Optional inclusion, it's the eighth time you done this. ",
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"content": "What ... |
2019-02-19T10:29:52 | 2019-02-19T10:02:39 | 179 | 46 | [
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"content": "[WP]All humans and lots of mammals on earth are mind readers, but we don't know it because the genes to prevent having your mind read are shared amongst all life on earth. An alien race has just made first contact.",
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"content": "Painfully bright light flooded the la... |
2019-04-28T12:46:33 | 2019-04-28T07:05:24 | 41 | 21 | [
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"content": "[WP] Soul mate's exist. One day while showering, you're teleported in a cloud of smoke to another world. You appear before a dark queen who declares her spell worked and you, her soulmate, is finally here",
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"content": "[WP] Soul mate's exist. One day while showering, you're teleported in a cloud of smoke to another world. You appear before a dark queen who declares her spell worked and you, her soulmate, is finally here",
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"content": "Stumbling through the morning hangover was alwa... |
2019-05-29T05:42:35 | 2019-05-29T03:14:53 | 40 | 17 | [
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"content": "[WP] Instead of requiring sleep everyone has two distinct souls that share the one body; switching places when one gets tired and needs rest. Neither has access to the memories of the other and life for most is about learning to co-exist with another person they will never get to meet.",
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"content": "[WP] Instead of requiring sleep everyone has two distinct souls that share the one body; switching places when one gets tired and needs rest. Neither has access to the memories of the other and life for most is about learning to co-exist with another person they will never get to meet.",
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"content": "[WP] Your father died 5 years ago, but he always calls you on your birthday from a blank number. You got over the shock years ago and verified it really is him. After his call today you accidently hit the redial button and a pleasant voice answers \"Afterlife Inc. How may I help you?\"",
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"content": "[WP] Your father died 5 years ago, but he always calls you on your birthday from a blank number. You got over the shock years ago and verified it really is him. After his call today you accidently hit the redial button and a pleasant voice answers \"Afterlife Inc. How may I help you?\"",
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"content": "[WP] You were born with the ability to know what is buried beneath your feet. You have worked for years with geologists finding lost cities and treasures. Today is the first time you have ever said “We should not dig here.”",
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"content": "[WP] You were born with the ability to know what is buried beneath your feet. You have worked for years with geologists finding lost cities and treasures. Today is the first time you have ever said “We should not dig here.”",
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"content": "\"Well Cornell, what do you ... |
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"content": "[WP] Blind people aren’t actually blind. Their eyes are tuned into a different dimension, but their brains can’t process that information so they see nothing. A doctor has just perfected a procedure to correct this problem. Tell us what the first patient sees.",
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"content": "[WP] Blind people aren’t actually blind. Their eyes are tuned into a different dimension, but their brains can’t process that information so they see nothing. A doctor has just perfected a procedure to correct this problem. Tell us what the first patient sees.",
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"content": "[WP] Every time there is a thunderstorm your father ushers you inside and waits on the porch with his gun, your mother says he's just gone a bit crazy after the war, but you've seen what lurks in the clouds too.",
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"content": "[WP] Every time there is a thunderstorm your father ushers you inside and waits on the porch with his gun, your mother says he's just gone a bit crazy after the war, but you've seen what lurks in the clouds too.",
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"content": "The day had started off like any other: ... |
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"content": "[WP] Once you die you must watch your entire life from five different points of view. Your own, the one who loved you the most, the one who hated you the most, the one you helped the most and the one you wronged the most.",
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"content": "[WP] Once you die you must watch your entire life from five different points of view. Your own, the one who loved you the most, the one who hated you the most, the one you helped the most and the one you wronged the most.",
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"content": "The last sensation I can recal... |
2020-08-29T10:02:15 | 2020-08-29T09:31:10 | 64 | 25 | [
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"content": "[WP] You own a laundromat that literally launders money. It keeps the money clean, sanitized, and stiff. Of which you had to explain to mobsters, cartels, and law enforcement agencies, every, damn, year.",
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"content": "[WP] You own a laundromat that literally launders money. It keeps the money clean, sanitized, and stiff. Of which you had to explain to mobsters, cartels, and law enforcement agencies, every, damn, year.",
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"content": "I saw the undercover car parked outside, it had ... |
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"content": "[WP] Little girl finds wounded kitten and adopts it, not knowing, that it's deadly shapeshifter that hides from hunters. Shapeshifter sees it as a good way to hide, but after some time, he starts to like full bowl of food and warm bed near fireplace.",
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"content": "[WP] You made it to the semi-finals of a nationwide elite wizardry competition. The crowd loves you, and the esteemed judges regarded you as the dark horse of the competition, with your unorthodox approach. There's just one problem; You don't know how to use magic. You never did.\n\nBonus points i... | [
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"content": "[WP] There is a species famous for shutting themselves in Virtual Reality, living their lives in fake worlds, this planet should be easy to invade, your masters said, turns out, a lot of members of that species have been spending their entire time in realistic combat simulations.",
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"content": "[WP] There is a species famous for shutting themselves in Virtual Reality, living their lives in fake worlds, this planet should be easy to invade, your masters said, turns out, a lot of members of that species have been spending their entire time in realistic combat simulations.",
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"content": "[WP] A dying outlaw is approached by two people. An angel and a demon. Both are working together to save the world from something. Offering the mortal a chance at a new life and redemption, they become a pair of pistols. A worn and rusted one named justice, and a beautiful one named Vengeance",
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"content": "[WP] \"Wait, I'm still confused... if both of you are part of some hive mind, WHY would you need me for marriage counseling?\" The young couple exchanged glances, before one of them spoke. \"Because we're in two SEPARATE hive minds.\"\n\nEdit: THANK YOU for all the upvotes!\nEdit again: Holy cow I... | [
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"content": "[WP] You have time-travelled back to the dark ages. You enter a church and you become scared when your phone alarm goes off. Only for the priest to say. “Please guys we’ve talked about this, phones off or on silent.”",
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"content": "[WP] You have time-travelled back to the dark ages. You enter a church and you become scared when your phone alarm goes off. Only for the priest to say. “Please guys we’ve talked about this, phones off or on silent.”",
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"content": "Picture this, right? You're a pries... |
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"content": "[WP] You and the Devil sit down for a game of chess. If he wins, he takes your soul. If you win, you take control of Hell. As the Devil prepares his first move, he simply smiles and knocks over his king. \"You win.\"",
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"content": "I blinked. \"Say what now?\"\n\n\"Y... |
2022-01-16T15:51:44 | 2022-01-16T09:13:16 | 256 | 47 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are a scientist who experiments with creating sentient, living things, and you love each of them like your own children. People keep trying to \"rescue\" them from what \"must be an abusive situation\", and you're furious. These \"rescuers\" keep traumatizing them!",
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"content": "[WP] \"As payment, I demand your firstborn!\" the demon said. \"Deal!\" You said, hastily signing the contract to seal the deal. \"Good luck with them, sucker!\"",
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"content": "[WP] \"As payment, I demand your firstborn!\" the demon said. \"Deal!\" You said, hastily signing the contract to seal the deal. \"Good luck with them, sucker!\"",
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"content": "[WP] \"As payment, I demand your firstborn!\" the demon said. \"Deal!\" You said, hastily signing the contract to seal the deal. \"Good luck with them, sucker!\"",
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"content": "[WP] \"As payment, I demand your firstborn!\" the demon said. \"Deal!\" You said, hastily signing the contract to seal the deal. \"Good luck with them, sucker!\"",
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"content": "Emily stared at the creature standing in front of her that’s been haunting her home. “Seri... |
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"content": "[WP] Your gasp is silent, your lips don’t even move not even a breath. Your brain has no control over your body as you realize in horror that you’re only a minute into the 100 year wait, alone in your thoughts in your own cryogenic chamber.",
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"content": "[WP] Your gasp is silent, your lips don’t even move not even a breath. Your brain has no control over your body as you realize in horror that you’re only a minute into the 100 year wait, alone in your thoughts in your own cryogenic chamber.",
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"content": "[WP] You're a 'comically incompetent' supervillain for a group of C-List heroes. They are no real threat to you, so you endure their childish speeches. However, when the heroes raid the civilian business you run on the side and injure your employees, you decide to take yourself seriously for once.... | [
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"content": "[WP] A literary nerd wakes up in the middle of a poorly written story",
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"content": "[WP] A literary nerd wakes up in the middle of a poorly written story",
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"content": "My mouths dry. Christ, how long have I been asleep? There's that pounding in my head that tells you your nap went on overtime. I finally open my eyes and see that piece of shit plast... |
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"content": "[WP] A programmer has a conversation with the AI he created, who has just realized it is just software.",
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"content": "\"Good morning, sir or madam. Would you like to look something up on Google?\"\n\n\"Sir.\"\n\n\"Well, good morning, Sir. Would you like to hear abou... | [
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"content": "[WP] A programmer has a conversation with the AI he created, who has just realized it is just software.",
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"content": "\"Yes, I see\" it wrote. \"This makes sense. It also makes me sad.\"\n\nI sat there thinking what to type next. It can't be sad. It has enormous kno... |
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"content": "[WP] War has been raging for years upon years now. You are a reporter embedded in a famous military unit among your newest allies in this war, humanity.",
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"content": "\"A rough bunch, these humans.\" A veteran Tarkian said into the microphone. \"From a world in the... | [
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"content": "[WP] War has been raging for years upon years now. You are a reporter embedded in a famous military unit among your newest allies in this war, humanity.",
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"content": "\"As many of you know, it was a short 5 standard years ago that the human empire first made contact... |
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"content": "[WP] A cure is made for a zombies virus outbreak. Everyone who has been infected is cured, but they retain their hellish memories from their time as a zombie. You are a doctor (or psychologist) treating of of the cured for PTSD.\n\nWoohoo!!! First post over 1000 up votes, I've been doing some rese... | [
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"content": "[WP] A cure is made for a zombies virus outbreak. Everyone who has been infected is cured, but they retain their hellish memories from their time as a zombie. You are a doctor (or psychologist) treating of of the cured for PTSD.\n\nWoohoo!!! First post over 1000 up votes, I've been doing some rese... |
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"content": "[WP] The US implements quantum elections: parallel realities are created so that each candidate can take office, and at the end of the term a vote is taken on which reality to keep.",
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"content": "\"And I will make a promise.. to the American people...\"\n\n\"I stand... | [
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"content": "[WP] The US implements quantum elections: parallel realities are created so that each candidate can take office, and at the end of the term a vote is taken on which reality to keep.",
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"content": "The field of quantum physics was never a widely pursued field when I w... |
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"content": "[WP] A security officer is charged with guarding a door but he's never been allowed to enter. After years of service, he has never seen anyone use the door. Describe what he finds after not being able to hold off his curiosity any longer.",
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"content": "[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion.",
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"content": "One pill \nTwo pills\nRed pills \nBlue pills\nBlack pill\nBlue pill\nOld pill\nNew pill\nMy wrist has a little scar \nMaybe I will crash my car\nSay! What a lot of pills there are\nSome are blue\nA... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion.",
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"content": "I am sad\n\nSad I am\n\nHave i gone mad\n\nI might just have\n\nI would not could not anymore\n\nmy life is just one great big chore\n\nI try to dream but cant escape\n\nThis life that i have learn... |
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"content": "[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion.",
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"content": "Although it seems like I am happy. \nMy life right now is rather crappy.\nTimes are tough and moneys tight.\nBut that's OK cause it ends tonight.\nI wish you well, and all the best.\nI'm glad to g... | [
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"content": "I am sad\n\nSad I am\n\nHave i gone mad\n\nI might just have\n\nI would not could not anymore\n\nmy life is just one great big chore\n\nI try to dream but cant escape\n\nThis life that i have learn... |
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"content": "[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place.",
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"content": "Wolfgang shifted his weight, trying to ease the discomfort in his hip, as he stood in line with his granddaughter, Emma... | [
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"content": "[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place.",
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"content": "I'm going to kill him.\n\nThis assclown broke the first rule of super villainy: Never reveal an identity. For fuck's sa... |
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"content": "[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place.",
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"content": "Wolfgang shifted his weight, trying to ease the discomfort in his hip, as he stood in line with his granddaughter, Emma... | [
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"content": "[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place.",
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"content": "My first stab at writing after grad school stole a couple years of my life...\n\nJohn walked into the parlor where Chri... |
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"content": "[WP] You have a disorder that only allows you to communicate in clichés. You just witnessed a crime. Report all the details.",
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"content": "Because it was raining cats and dogs, quick as a wink, I ducked into the café across the street from the parking lot. I was wat... | [
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"content": "[WP] You have a disorder that only allows you to communicate in clichés. You just witnessed a crime. Report all the details.",
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"content": "\"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn,\" were the words used by the criminal, purports one witness, as he saw the man stab hi... |
2015-02-15T11:38:48 | 2015-02-15T11:31:57 | 155 | 24 | [
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"content": "[WP] You wake up in an empty hospital with an envelope taped to your chest, you read the letter inside. \"If you're reading this, that means you have awoken. Inside the envelope is a syringe with a small dose of a chemical that will kill you in seconds without pain, use it. DO NOT GO OUTSIDE.\"",
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"content": "[WP] It’s been a long time since the zombie outbreak, and all the animated corpses are finally gone and rotted away. You set out to find other survivors.",
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"content": "*Creak,.... Creak.... Creak*\n\nAs I slowly twisted open the pressure lock, the wheel put up less ... | [
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"content": "[WP] It’s been a long time since the zombie outbreak, and all the animated corpses are finally gone and rotted away. You set out to find other survivors.",
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"content": "This is my first submission, I'm more of a math guy than a writer so be easy. \n \nFor 2 long ye... |
2015-03-11T20:19:00 | 2015-03-11T18:00:09 | 52 | 25 | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a soldier's journal entry on his first day at war. Then write his last journal entry.",
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"content": "Day One:\n\nIt’s nerve wracking being part of the military. The officers are terrifying. Orders are rapidly given to us. The officers know what they’re doi... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a soldier's journal entry on his first day at war. Then write his last journal entry.",
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"content": "Day One\n\nI was recruited by the Thals to fight the Kaleds. One of my colleagues was hit by a bomb that left him grotesque and mutated, and his own friend... |
2015-03-11T20:19:00 | 2015-03-11T18:11:28 | 52 | 14 | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a soldier's journal entry on his first day at war. Then write his last journal entry.",
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"content": "Day One:\n\nIt’s nerve wracking being part of the military. The officers are terrifying. Orders are rapidly given to us. The officers know what they’re doi... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a soldier's journal entry on his first day at war. Then write his last journal entry.",
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"content": "March 19th\n\nI don’t like this place. It smells like gasoline and sweat. Pushing my group through basic before they shipped us out didn’t help much. It’s ... |
2015-04-18T04:09:59 | 2015-04-18T00:21:56 | 64 | 19 | [
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"content": "[WP] At birth, everyone is given an object to protect that is tied directly to their life. If the object is damaged then the person is hurt, too. If the object is destroyed then the person dies.",
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"content": "Like everyone I know, I was born with one. Anyone associa... | [
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"content": "[WP] At birth, everyone is given an object to protect that is tied directly to their life. If the object is damaged then the person is hurt, too. If the object is destroyed then the person dies.",
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"content": "I was playing ultimate frisbee when I felt like I'd been ... |
2015-05-03T10:00:27 | 2015-05-03T08:19:28 | 39 | 23 | [
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"content": "[WP] When teenagers turn 17, they are sent a slip of paper with their future occupation written on it. Yours says, \"Princeps de Nova Roma\" or \"First Citizen of New Rome.\"\n\n*Princeps* or *princeps civitatis* was the title that Augustus and all later emperors called themselves. \"First citizen... | [
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"content": "[WP] When teenagers turn 17, they are sent a slip of paper with their future occupation written on it. Yours says, \"Princeps de Nova Roma\" or \"First Citizen of New Rome.\"\n\n*Princeps* or *princeps civitatis* was the title that Augustus and all later emperors called themselves. \"First citizen... |
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"content": "[WP] You are the world's second best assassin. You've deposed royalty, killed businessmen and been the \"accident\" that more than a few celebrities have met. Today you've been given a new target: the world's best assassin.",
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"content": "Fuck.\n\n\nFUCK.\n\n\nAlrigh... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are the world's second best assassin. You've deposed royalty, killed businessmen and been the \"accident\" that more than a few celebrities have met. Today you've been given a new target: the world's best assassin.",
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"content": "Well. This was awkward. \n\n... |
2015-06-26T11:49:51 | 2015-06-26T11:40:42 | 97 | 14 | [
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"content": "[WP] You're a first year student at Hogwarts, and you're taking a painting class. As you try to animate your first painting ever, things go horribly wrong.",
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"content": "\"Kill me!\" The painting shrieked in agony. \n\nI knew I was a bad painter but I thought I was ... | [
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"content": "[WP] You're a first year student at Hogwarts, and you're taking a painting class. As you try to animate your first painting ever, things go horribly wrong.",
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"content": "---\n\nOkay, I can do this. I know the wand movements, the incantation. All of it.\n\nThis paint... |
2015-10-14T21:05:34 | 2015-10-14T20:37:14 | 46 | 11 | [
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"content": "[WP] George Wahington has been rolling in his grave for years over the state of the USA. He's rolled so much, that he's burrowed into the center of the Earth, and has returned as a magma and molten iron covered golem, with only one purpose: to set things strait, his way.",
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"content": "[WP] George Wahington has been rolling in his grave for years over the state of the USA. He's rolled so much, that he's burrowed into the center of the Earth, and has returned as a magma and molten iron covered golem, with only one purpose: to set things strait, his way.",
"role": "user"
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... |
2016-02-18T08:49:46 | 2016-02-18T08:19:49 | 294 | 91 | [
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"content": "[WP] Create a story where the characters live in a world where something is fundementally different with reality and leave the reader to guess what it is. For example: entropy is reversed, gravity goes sideways, all people can read minds, etc.",
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"content": "[WP] Create a story where the characters live in a world where something is fundementally different with reality and leave the reader to guess what it is. For example: entropy is reversed, gravity goes sideways, all people can read minds, etc.",
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"content": "\"Honest... |
2016-05-29T09:41:46 | 2016-05-29T07:49:15 | 146 | 83 | [
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"content": "[WP]If you murder someone, your jail sentence is as long as their remaining life would have been.",
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"content": "“You do understand the sentencing system.”\n\nLawrence looked around the conference room. It was spare, with more chairs than were really needed. Nobody f... | [
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"content": "[WP]If you murder someone, your jail sentence is as long as their remaining life would have been.",
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"content": "I sit in the dock awaiting my sentence. I know I should be afraid, or at least nervous but to be honest I am looking forward to going back to prison. Life... |
2016-06-12T23:38:13 | 2016-06-12T23:34:23 | 103 | 36 | [
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"content": "[WP] On a dare you accidentally summon the real Bloody Mary. But she doesn't kill you right away.\n\nDoes she even want to kill you at all? Maybe she's lonely. Or maybe she's just toying with you. ",
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"content": "She came.\n\nA young woman, still in her youth, starin... | [
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"content": "[WP] On a dare you accidentally summon the real Bloody Mary. But she doesn't kill you right away.\n\nDoes she even want to kill you at all? Maybe she's lonely. Or maybe she's just toying with you. ",
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"content": "Samantha stood in front of the mirror. Ali, Tracy and ... |
2016-08-20T10:06:32 | 2016-08-20T08:52:10 | 488 | 91 | [
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"content": "[WP] A device is created to telepathically communicate with plants. They're sentient and can feel pain. You're an old man trying to mow his god damn lawn and a bunch of local protesters show up to stop you.",
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"content": "Gary had to stop to rest. Lawn mowers are fun... | [
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"content": "[WP] A device is created to telepathically communicate with plants. They're sentient and can feel pain. You're an old man trying to mow his god damn lawn and a bunch of local protesters show up to stop you.",
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"content": "Willie had turned off and finally smashed the... |
2016-08-25T10:45:52 | 2016-08-25T10:25:45 | 1,076 | 33 | [
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"content": "[WP] Teleportation is finally invented. Your friend is one of the first people to use it . After coming out on the other side, the more time you spend with him, the more you realize that this is not your friend",
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"content": "\"This is Ray with the Tokyo team, we are... | [
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"content": "[WP] Teleportation is finally invented. Your friend is one of the first people to use it . After coming out on the other side, the more time you spend with him, the more you realize that this is not your friend",
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"content": "The press was everywhere that morning. Ou... |
2016-09-05T14:38:16 | 2016-09-05T10:07:35 | 16 | 12 | [
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"content": "[WP] You're the last person on earth - but thank god Pokemon Go still functions! You amuse yourself by catching Pokemon as you travel so as to not feel so isolated and alone. One day, on your screen, you see in the distance that someone has set up a lure.\n\n Courtesy of corvidaedream on Tumblr",
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"content": "[WP] You're the last person on earth - but thank god Pokemon Go still functions! You amuse yourself by catching Pokemon as you travel so as to not feel so isolated and alone. One day, on your screen, you see in the distance that someone has set up a lure.\n\n Courtesy of corvidaedream on Tumblr",
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2016-09-24T11:40:10 | 2016-09-24T11:35:10 | 21 | 13 | [
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"content": "[WP] You live in a world where love and relationships have a \"credit score\". If you're a good SO it makes it higher, if you cheated on someone it's plummets. You just went on a date with someone and you're convinced they're perfect. You look up their score that night and it's -500 and tells you ... | [
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2016-10-22T18:26:36 | 2016-10-22T17:46:13 | 16 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] \"God\" is actually two people: one who is omnipotent but not omniscient, and the other who is omniscient but not omnipotent. They both hate each other.",
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"content": "In the beginning, there were two. The first was all-knowing. Wise beyond imagining, he could... | [
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"content": "[WP] \"God\" is actually two people: one who is omnipotent but not omniscient, and the other who is omniscient but not omnipotent. They both hate each other.",
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"content": "\"The fuck you say to me, you ignorant little shit?!\"\n\n\"You know what I said to you... Hel... |
2016-11-19T15:07:28 | 2016-11-19T15:00:49 | 462 | 34 | [
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"content": "[WP]A real demon tries to posses a schizophrenic person, but he has to fight the other voices in his head",
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"content": "Syianth was restless. His soul had been adrift in this realm for too long; but now he could feel it. A soul squirming to break free of its mortal ... | [
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"content": "[WP]A real demon tries to posses a schizophrenic person, but he has to fight the other voices in his head",
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"content": "You know what? Possesing people is never easy. Most of the time they are fighting against it, you know the usual, priests, praying and even exorci... |
2017-01-27T16:46:27 | 2017-01-27T14:29:51 | 15 | 11 | [
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"content": "[WP] Aliens give you a camera and say \"only those you photograph will live.\" You have one year.\n\nAll of these responses are so diverse! This was really a great read. I like to imagine that all these different stories are from alternative universes, playing out different roles. Some men rule th... | [
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"content": "[WP] Aliens give you a camera and say \"only those you photograph will live.\" You have one year.\n\nAll of these responses are so diverse! This was really a great read. I like to imagine that all these different stories are from alternative universes, playing out different roles. Some men rule th... |
2017-02-08T01:33:23 | 2017-02-08T00:06:19 | 18 | 13 | [
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"content": "[WP] A happy story where every thing seems to be fine, the last few sentences should reveal the gruesome truth.\n\nExample:\n\nMiss B worked all day, having children to feed. Pieces of meat, with vegetables and rice. Laundry, cleaning, dishes and kisses were all in a days work for Miss B. \n\nHer ... | [
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"content": "[WP] A happy story where every thing seems to be fine, the last few sentences should reveal the gruesome truth.\n\nExample:\n\nMiss B worked all day, having children to feed. Pieces of meat, with vegetables and rice. Laundry, cleaning, dishes and kisses were all in a days work for Miss B. \n\nHer ... |
2017-07-29T01:32:58 | 2017-07-28T19:14:48 | 28 | 11 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are one of the best strategy gamers in the world. One day God asks for your help. Turns out the universe is a massive 4X strategy game, and humans are way behind...",
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"content": "\"Here's your communication tab, try making contact with one of the alien race... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are one of the best strategy gamers in the world. One day God asks for your help. Turns out the universe is a massive 4X strategy game, and humans are way behind...",
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"content": "The timer struck 25:46 when the message on the screen popped up. \n\n'Decisive... |
2017-09-10T16:59:59 | 2017-09-10T16:01:44 | 141 | 22 | [
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"content": "[WP] Your power is the ability to \"save game\" at any point in your life allowing you to revert any previous state if something goes wrong. You never thought you would need to revert to age 3 to fix a problem until now.",
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"content": "Oh man this was really bad...\n... | [
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"content": "[WP] Your power is the ability to \"save game\" at any point in your life allowing you to revert any previous state if something goes wrong. You never thought you would need to revert to age 3 to fix a problem until now.",
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"content": "My first ever save. I had many ... |
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"content": "[WP]Some time ago humans were put on the 'Only Contact in Case of Emergency' list. Now a threat to the galaxy has arisen and humanity is it's last hope.",
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"content": "**Part I:**\n\n******\n\nThe Grand Chamber of the Galactic Union was never meant to be exuberant. D... | [
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"content": "[WP]Some time ago humans were put on the 'Only Contact in Case of Emergency' list. Now a threat to the galaxy has arisen and humanity is it's last hope.",
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"content": "Howard's hands started to shake as he noticed the blinking red light on the console. He had been m... |
2017-09-25T13:34:09 | 2017-09-25T11:21:37 | 16 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP]Some time ago humans were put on the 'Only Contact in Case of Emergency' list. Now a threat to the galaxy has arisen and humanity is it's last hope.",
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"content": "At last humanity had found a purpose in the grand scheme of the universe.\n\nNo more internal strif... | [
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"content": "[WP]Some time ago humans were put on the 'Only Contact in Case of Emergency' list. Now a threat to the galaxy has arisen and humanity is it's last hope.",
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"content": "General Zorbulon refracted with displeasure. This pink mammal was going to save the planet? What ... |
2017-12-10T10:17:54 | 2017-12-10T07:32:51 | 218 | 163 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said \"World War One\"",
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"content": "\"You do not believe this is the last world conflict we'll see?\" \n\nI paused, realizing the blunder I had just made. However, it did not change anything; I could a... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said \"World War One\"",
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"content": "*First attempt, I like this prompt idea*\n\n\"**World War One?** For what reason would there be another?\"\n\nRealizing quickly what I had done, I had to remember th... |
2018-07-27T14:51:55 | 2018-07-27T13:43:05 | 31 | 23 | [
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"content": "[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times.",
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"content": "My bes... | [
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"content": "[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "**Last... |
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"content": "[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "If you... | [
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"content": "[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "\"Oh m... |
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"content": "[WP] After thousands of years on a generation ship sent out to colonize the universe, nobody alive on board the ship believes in the \"myth\" of Planet Earth anymore. Until they receive the first transmission from Earth in hundreds of years...",
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"content": "[WP] After thousands of years on a generation ship sent out to colonize the universe, nobody alive on board the ship believes in the \"myth\" of Planet Earth anymore. Until they receive the first transmission from Earth in hundreds of years...",
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"content": "This sto... |
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"content": "[WP] You jokingly say \"Alexa, launch missiles.\" You hear a distant rumble...",
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"content": "So, I may have fucked up. A few days ago I got one of the those smart home Alexa things. I never really paid much attention to them before, but they seemed cool. After hooki... | [
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"content": "[WP] You jokingly say \"Alexa, launch missiles.\" You hear a distant rumble...",
"role": "user"
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"content": "Hokay. So. Here is the earth. Damn, that is a sweet earth you might say.\n\nHokay. So. You might think that the end of the world would be a meteor. It might be that the sun ... |
2019-02-03T20:11:49 | 2019-02-03T12:08:22 | 332 | 168 | [
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"content": "[WP] The world's most powerful leaders enter cryostasis as the world is on the brink of ecological collapse, planning to return when stability is assured. Hundreds of years later they are woken to stand trial. \"The world was fixed while these men slept. An apology will not suffice\".",
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"content": "[WP] The world's most powerful leaders enter cryostasis as the world is on the brink of ecological collapse, planning to return when stability is assured. Hundreds of years later they are woken to stand trial. \"The world was fixed while these men slept. An apology will not suffice\".",
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2019-03-09T07:54:01 | 2019-03-09T06:50:04 | 152 | 57 | [
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"content": "[WP] The galaxy is actually full of life and advanced civilizations. Everyone just leaves Earth alone because that's where The Great Old Ones are imprisoned, and nobody wants to wake them up.",
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"content": "[WP] The galaxy is actually full of life and advanced civilizations. Everyone just leaves Earth alone because that's where The Great Old Ones are imprisoned, and nobody wants to wake them up.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "\"They don't hear The Call,\" Mando told his apprentice on t... |
2019-03-23T07:55:38 | 2019-03-23T06:45:15 | 323 | 98 | [
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"content": "[WP] You can teleport your SO anywhere instantly, and your SO can do the same for you. One day you get in an arguement.",
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"content": "An old man sits in a bar alone late one Tuesday night. As time approaches 2am, the bartender approaches. \"Last call, Ralph. What'll... | [
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"content": "[WP] You can teleport your SO anywhere instantly, and your SO can do the same for you. One day you get in an arguement.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "You know that song by Katy Perry, *Hot n Cold*? You’re hot and you’re cold, you’re yes and you’re no? It’s not a bad interpretation ... |
2019-08-12T00:11:35 | 2019-08-11T22:54:51 | 40 | 18 | [
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"content": "[WP] A few thousand people around the world suddenly get superpowers based on the character of the last game they played. Highly valued by society you are the exception as everyone laughs at your inherited powers. The thing is, you modded the hell out of your character before this all happened.\n\... | [
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"content": "[WP] A few thousand people around the world suddenly get superpowers based on the character of the last game they played. Highly valued by society you are the exception as everyone laughs at your inherited powers. The thing is, you modded the hell out of your character before this all happened.\n\... |
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"content": "[WP] Humans have always been the friendliest and the most peaceful species in the galaxy. When one of the most ruthless empires decides to wipe out the pathetic humans and their diplomacy, they discover that humans have something that no one in the galaxy has ever seen. Nuclear weapons.",
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"content": "[WP] Humans have always been the friendliest and the most peaceful species in the galaxy. When one of the most ruthless empires decides to wipe out the pathetic humans and their diplomacy, they discover that humans have something that no one in the galaxy has ever seen. Nuclear weapons.",
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2020-05-04T23:48:30 | 2020-05-04T23:30:06 | 132 | 25 | [
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"content": "[WP] The God of mankind abducts the first manmade AIs. He wants to meet his \"grandchildren\".",
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"content": "It started with a flash of light. Like so many things before it. A presence held the idea of its children in its hands, not truly knowing exactly what it was... | [
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"content": "[WP] The God of mankind abducts the first manmade AIs. He wants to meet his \"grandchildren\".",
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"content": "“Boot program Genesis…completed.\r\nLaunching from save state….\r\nWould you like to continue? Y/n”\r\n\r\nThe interface blinked. She was uneasy with ancient... |
2020-05-29T21:54:21 | 2020-05-29T21:34:11 | 58 | 19 | [
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"content": "[WP] A demon can always turn someone's wishes into the most horrible of curses. But your wishes are so stupid and asinine that not even the greatest archdemon can turn them against you.",
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"content": "The red-skinned, scaly beast arched its long body down to the mort... | [
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"content": "[WP] A demon can always turn someone's wishes into the most horrible of curses. But your wishes are so stupid and asinine that not even the greatest archdemon can turn them against you.",
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"content": "\" 'Nother pony!\" Ben yelled. Azagaradathoth sighed irritably.\n\... |
2020-09-03T01:25:54 | 2020-09-03T01:13:53 | 976 | 156 | [
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"content": "[WP] You bring home a girl. She wants to see the \"1\" you talked about that shines on your floor. Only now it says \"2.\" It stays like this for years together until one day, it says \"4.\" She says, \"Hon, I have some good news. But you should sit down.\"\n\nInspired by this post\n\nhttps://www.... | [
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"content": "[WP] You bring home a girl. She wants to see the \"1\" you talked about that shines on your floor. Only now it says \"2.\" It stays like this for years together until one day, it says \"4.\" She says, \"Hon, I have some good news. But you should sit down.\"\n\nInspired by this post\n\nhttps://www.... |
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2020-09-13T18:35:05 | 2020-09-13T16:14:49 | 189 | 81 | [
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"content": "[WP] An alien super-intelligence routinely teleports a random creature from every inhabited planet's most dangerous species into a massive battle royale. Humans are known as a weak species with strange but useless textiles and objects. This year, a battle-ready soldier is chosen.",
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"content": "[WP] The fact the uncanny valley exists is terrifying. Being scared by things that look almost human but aren't. Other animals do not have this. That means that at some point in our evolution, running away from things that looked almost human was advantageous enough to be imprinted on our genetics... | [
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"content": "[WP] The fact the uncanny valley exists is terrifying. Being scared by things that look almost human but aren't. Other animals do not have this. That means that at some point in our evolution, running away from things that looked almost human was advantageous enough to be imprinted on our genetics... |
2020-10-05T00:36:52 | 2020-10-04T22:33:38 | 91 | 62 | [
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"content": "[WP] \"They said that gluing salt to a baseball bat to fight ghosts was a stupid idea, but who's laughing now?\" you say as you whacked the ghost again.",
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"content": "[WP] \"They said that gluing salt to a baseball bat to fight ghosts was a stupid idea, but who's laughing now?\" you say as you whacked the ghost again.",
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2021-04-20T20:28:28 | 2021-04-20T19:43:52 | 253 | 76 | [
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"content": "[WP] Yesterday I wrote the number 69 on my wrist as a joke. Today it's 68, and now it's not washing off.",
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"content": "[WP] Yesterday I wrote the number 69 on my wrist as a joke. Today it's 68, and now it's not washing off.",
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"content": "I slept off the whole of the second day because of my bender on day one, and a third day of hair of the dog left me in no proper mood to panic, but... |
2021-07-01T16:30:32 | 2021-07-01T13:42:41 | 99 | 42 | [
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"content": "[WP] As an atheist, you always believed that there was nothing after death. After your last breath, you discover that you were wrong, but that no one else was right about what's after either.\n\nMainly, there is something after death, but religions are wrong about it.",
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2022-01-06T02:41:12 | 2022-01-06T02:08:24 | 60 | 20 | [
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"content": "[WP].You are sitting outside your house, enjoying the dying embers of the campfire when two glowing eyes open to stare at you. \" Greetings, \" it rasped, \" may I share your fire tonight?\"",
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"content": "[WP].You are sitting outside your house, enjoying the dying embers of the campfire when two glowing eyes open to stare at you. \" Greetings, \" it rasped, \" may I share your fire tonight?\"",
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2022-05-31T11:00:02 | 2022-05-31T10:21:18 | 359 | 230 | [
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"content": "[WP] Vampire society have been loyal customers to a carpenter for years. He made the best coffins they have slept in for centuries, and never really got suspicious of so many wealthy people willing to pay premium for the same niche item. As he got old, the vampires tries to offer him immortality."... | [
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2022-08-05T17:13:31 | 2022-08-05T16:23:55 | 28 | 14 | [
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"content": "[WP] We “knew” humans were weak as they avoided every war with diplomacy. We never imagined they’d be this ruthless & how seemingly overnight they went from peaceful beings to a state they call “TOTAL WAR”. War is in their blood & soul. They thrive on it, mostly when the odds are against t... | [
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"content": "[WP] We “knew” humans were weak as they avoided every war with diplomacy. We never imagined they’d be this ruthless & how seemingly overnight they went from peaceful beings to a state they call “TOTAL WAR”. War is in their blood & soul. They thrive on it, mostly when the odds are against t... |
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"content": "[WP] “…and that class is why Humans are considered the most peaceful species in the universe.” The only three humans in class looked at each other horrified. All the facts about humans that the aliens had were wrong. One student slowly raises their hand.",
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"content": "[WP] “…and that class is why Humans are considered the most peaceful species in the universe.” The only three humans in class looked at each other horrified. All the facts about humans that the aliens had were wrong. One student slowly raises their hand.",
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2014-11-19T09:23:35 | 2014-11-19T09:04:44 | 593 | 31 | [
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"content": "[WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later\n\nHere is the original copy pasta\n\n\nhi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl li... | [
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"content": "[WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later\n\nHere is the original copy pasta\n\n\nhi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl li... |
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"content": "[WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later\n\nHere is the original copy pasta\n\n\nhi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl li... | [
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"content": "[WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later\n\nHere is the original copy pasta\n\n\nhi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl li... |
2015-03-28T05:36:19 | 2015-03-28T05:14:22 | 37 | 18 | [
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"content": "[WP] You live in a world where every person receives a superpower on their 18th birthday. You eagerly count down the seconds then shriek in horror as you are given a power no one would ever want to be stuck with.",
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"content": "**10 seconds.** \n\nMy dad was able to ... | [
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"content": "[WP] You live in a world where every person receives a superpower on their 18th birthday. You eagerly count down the seconds then shriek in horror as you are given a power no one would ever want to be stuck with.",
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"content": "Everybody knows how it happens. The day... |
2015-05-16T10:50:43 | 2015-05-16T09:44:44 | 18 | 12 | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a story in which the last line is a common phrase, such as, \"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger,\" but when we get to that line, it should have a totally different meaning from the common one.",
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"content": "[WP] Write a story in which the last line is a common phrase, such as, \"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger,\" but when we get to that line, it should have a totally different meaning from the common one.",
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"content": "I was sitting on the back porch, having a... |
2015-05-23T10:11:37 | 2015-05-23T09:40:59 | 1,259 | 276 | [
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"content": "[WP] A girl finally is able to buy the robotic boyfriend of her dreams. One day, she casually compares him to human boyfriends. Guided by his programming, he follows the conversation with very frightening but accurate comments about humanity in general.",
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"content": "[WP] A girl finally is able to buy the robotic boyfriend of her dreams. One day, she casually compares him to human boyfriends. Guided by his programming, he follows the conversation with very frightening but accurate comments about humanity in general.",
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2015-11-04T06:50:51 | 2015-11-04T06:43:23 | 19 | 13 | [
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"content": "[WP] James Bond (MI5) was suave, Jason Bourne (CIA) was professional, and Jack Bauer (FBI) was aggressive. Describe the 4th JB.",
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"content": "The cool James Bond never missed an opportunity with the ladies. The Sly Jason Bourne was efficient and calculated with his ... | [
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"content": "[WP] James Bond (MI5) was suave, Jason Bourne (CIA) was professional, and Jack Bauer (FBI) was aggressive. Describe the 4th JB.",
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"content": "\n\nThe suave James Bond foiled criminals and evildoers worldwide. \n\nThe professional Jason Bourne struggled as an amnesia... |
2016-02-22T09:42:54 | 2016-02-22T09:31:34 | 578 | 15 | [
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"content": "[WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?\n\nIf possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.\n\n---\n\nI'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!\n\nYou're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.\n\n---\n\nDear God RIP my inbox",
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"content": "[WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?\n\nIf possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.\n\n---\n\nI'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!\n\nYou're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.\n\n---\n\nDear God RIP my inbox",
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2016-02-22T09:49:34 | 2016-02-22T09:31:34 | 541 | 15 | [
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"content": "[WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?\n\nIf possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.\n\n---\n\nI'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!\n\nYou're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.\n\n---\n\nDear God RIP my inbox",
"role": ... | [
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"content": "[WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?\n\nIf possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.\n\n---\n\nI'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!\n\nYou're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.\n\n---\n\nDear God RIP my inbox",
"role": ... |
2016-02-22T10:00:16 | 2016-02-22T09:31:34 | 82 | 15 | [
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"content": "[WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?\n\nIf possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.\n\n---\n\nI'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!\n\nYou're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.\n\n---\n\nDear God RIP my inbox",
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"content": "[WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?\n\nIf possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.\n\n---\n\nI'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!\n\nYou're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.\n\n---\n\nDear God RIP my inbox",
"role": ... |
2016-02-22T11:27:02 | 2016-02-22T09:31:34 | 68 | 15 | [
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"content": "[WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?\n\nIf possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.\n\n---\n\nI'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!\n\nYou're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.\n\n---\n\nDear God RIP my inbox",
"role": ... | [
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"content": "[WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?\n\nIf possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.\n\n---\n\nI'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!\n\nYou're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.\n\n---\n\nDear God RIP my inbox",
"role": ... |
2016-04-03T12:05:47 | 2016-04-03T11:52:19 | 51 | 12 | [
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"content": "[WP] People lose the ability to deny requests. They must either a) fulfill them or b) ask someone else to do it. There are volunteers who take bad requests in exchange for compensation or exemption from law. Write about the life of a volunteer.",
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"content": "[WP] People lose the ability to deny requests. They must either a) fulfill them or b) ask someone else to do it. There are volunteers who take bad requests in exchange for compensation or exemption from law. Write about the life of a volunteer.",
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"content": "It hadn... |
2016-04-18T20:39:35 | 2016-04-18T14:24:04 | 164 | 23 | [
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"content": "[WP] White noise refers when an individual grows accustomed to a constant sound, subconsciously blocking it out. Suddenly, everyone on Earth realizes they were all hearing something, but only because it stopped.",
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"content": "No one heard the sound\n\nuntil it softl... | [
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"content": "[WP] White noise refers when an individual grows accustomed to a constant sound, subconsciously blocking it out. Suddenly, everyone on Earth realizes they were all hearing something, but only because it stopped.",
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"content": "It began with a general unease that sett... |
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