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2014-11-09T01:15:11
2014-11-09T00:24:27
55
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[ { "content": "[WP] In the distant future, an alien scientist has almost fully deciphered the messages found on the Voyager Spacecraft. With growing horror, the scientist realizes the crafts home system, and begins to pray.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Gzrn'llrp couldn't believe it. Three whole ...
[ { "content": "[WP] In the distant future, an alien scientist has almost fully deciphered the messages found on the Voyager Spacecraft. With growing horror, the scientist realizes the crafts home system, and begins to pray.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A few disclaimers, this is my first respons...
2020-01-30T11:35:06
2019-08-11T22:16:33
1,281
209
[ { "content": "[WP] A few thousand people around the world suddenly get superpowers based on the character of the last game they played. Highly valued by society you are the exception as everyone laughs at your inherited powers. The thing is, you modded the hell out of your character before this all happened.\n\...
[ { "content": "[WP] A few thousand people around the world suddenly get superpowers based on the character of the last game they played. Highly valued by society you are the exception as everyone laughs at your inherited powers. The thing is, you modded the hell out of your character before this all happened.\n\...
2017-10-05T17:07:23
2017-10-05T14:28:32
127
31
[ { "content": "[WP] You’re a child psychologist and, to your horror, you discover that your patients all have the same imaginary friend.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Thanks doc, you've been a great listener. A real friend to all of us. But, I'm leaving now, and you know I'm the one that got th...
[ { "content": "[WP] You’re a child psychologist and, to your horror, you discover that your patients all have the same imaginary friend.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*\"Do you think what you did was okay?\"*\n\n*\"The others were doing it! I didn't wanna... didn't wanna seem different.\"*\n\nJac...
2018-11-02T00:40:18
2018-11-01T23:50:14
28
14
[ { "content": "[WP] You sit with him in his final moments. His paw in your hand. Such a good boy. As he leaves you witness his life flash before your eyes. To him, you were a glorious king and he, your most noble of knights. Many adventures you had together. You decide to share some with the world and so you wri...
[ { "content": "[WP] You sit with him in his final moments. His paw in your hand. Such a good boy. As he leaves you witness his life flash before your eyes. To him, you were a glorious king and he, your most noble of knights. Many adventures you had together. You decide to share some with the world and so you wri...
2019-02-25T18:46:29
2019-02-25T16:21:08
78
47
[ { "content": "[WP] The reason we haven't had contact from any aliens is that there is a supreme alien race that secures and contains all other races like SCPs. And Humans are keter class.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "**Item \\#:** SCP-XXXX\n\n**Object Class:** Keter\n\n**Special Containment Pro...
[ { "content": "[WP] The reason we haven't had contact from any aliens is that there is a supreme alien race that secures and contains all other races like SCPs. And Humans are keter class.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Tick...tick...tick\n\nSlowly, the population counter continued to increase. In...
2019-04-21T04:44:50
2019-04-20T22:41:35
15
11
[ { "content": "[WP] You live in a world where one's name decides their future. Every child has a name with a clear meaning. Perfect, Unique, Joy. You on the other hand have a rather... strange name.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Every time someone asked me for the meaning of my name, I tried to c...
[ { "content": "[WP] You live in a world where one's name decides their future. Every child has a name with a clear meaning. Perfect, Unique, Joy. You on the other hand have a rather... strange name.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"My mother was a bi-...\" I stopped myself and sighed. \"Let's just...
2017-03-04T13:16:43
2017-03-04T11:54:07
817
43
[ { "content": "[WP] You notice that redditors you downvote never post again. One day, you jokingly downvote your friend's post. He dies in a bizarre accident shortly afterwards\n\n[removed]", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My best friend was dead. He had fallen into a threshing machine, and it was a...
[ { "content": "[WP] You notice that redditors you downvote never post again. One day, you jokingly downvote your friend's post. He dies in a bizarre accident shortly afterwards\n\n[removed]", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"So redditors you downvote never post again?\"\n\n\"Yeah, man, it's really w...
2019-01-26T05:24:43
2019-01-26T04:57:45
1,045
115
[ { "content": "[WP] No one believed you when you told them that your four year old got abducted by aliens on your way home from school. Today an alien shows up at your doorstep begging you to save them. Your nasty toddler has taken over the galaxy as its most vicious overlord and only you can make it stop.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] No one believed you when you told them that your four year old got abducted by aliens on your way home from school. Today an alien shows up at your doorstep begging you to save them. Your nasty toddler has taken over the galaxy as its most vicious overlord and only you can make it stop.", ...
2020-05-18T10:06:44
2020-05-18T08:18:21
588
384
[ { "content": "[WP] You were warned that your newest crew member, a \"Human\", had vastly different biology from all other known races. This mad made very clear when they drank all of the galaxy's strongest known poison, saying that they \"needed a drink of water.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "...
[ { "content": "[WP] You were warned that your newest crew member, a \"Human\", had vastly different biology from all other known races. This mad made very clear when they drank all of the galaxy's strongest known poison, saying that they \"needed a drink of water.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "...
2016-02-10T09:40:53
2016-02-10T09:12:54
227
44
[ { "content": "[WP] You just accidentally downloaded the Kindle version of the Necronomicon.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*The Necronomicon by The Mad Arab...I didn't download this, but I adore Lovecraft so I'm not complaining. Maybe Patricia put it on there as a gift.*\n\nI looked at my Paperwh...
[ { "content": "[WP] You just accidentally downloaded the Kindle version of the Necronomicon.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "######[](#dropcap)\n\nThe book is in an ad at the bottom of the Kindle app. *'Reduced to 99c from $999,999.99'*. It had no reviews. I swipe to the next deal, and miss.\n\n*\"...
2016-12-31T20:39:30
2016-12-31T20:06:44
397
59
[ { "content": "[WP] Your life is an endless series of horror movies. You're always at the wrong place at the wrong time. You're stuck seeing all your friends die right after you make them. The reason you're still alive? You can hear the horror music.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I look like a fu...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your life is an endless series of horror movies. You're always at the wrong place at the wrong time. You're stuck seeing all your friends die right after you make them. The reason you're still alive? You can hear the horror music.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "'Oh God... Not a...
2017-06-21T16:31:10
2017-06-21T15:21:33
16
10
[ { "content": "[WP] The flat Earth society has started a cult that sacrifices people by throwing them off the edge of the Earth. You are their first victim.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "**Ok, human sacrifice. We have brought you to the edge of the earth and we will now throw you off of it.**\n\n...
[ { "content": "[WP] The flat Earth society has started a cult that sacrifices people by throwing them off the edge of the Earth. You are their first victim.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"You're fucking kidding me, right?\n\nThe group consisting a mix of overweight antivaxxers, conspiracy theori...
2018-05-29T09:28:35
2018-05-29T08:51:37
39
13
[ { "content": "[WP] Write about a famous historical event as if it was played out as a DnD session", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“I sneak up behind my target, aim my derringer at his head, and pull the trigger”\n \n“Roll a d20 twice against your agility and once against your dexterity”\n \nA 5\...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write about a famous historical event as if it was played out as a DnD session", "role": "user" }, { "content": "DM: Ok Harold if you could just roll for initiative.\n\nHarold: I rolled a 1\n\nDM: ok the bowmen is first to attack you. He rolls a natural 20\n\nHarold: so what’s hap...
2015-10-07T21:02:40
2015-10-07T21:02:09
29
19
[ { "content": "[WP] Every day someone spends not speaking makes their words stronger; this means that more people will believe them even if they don't make sense, or do as they command without question. One woman made a vow of silence 20 years ago which she plans to break today.", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Every day someone spends not speaking makes their words stronger; this means that more people will believe them even if they don't make sense, or do as they command without question. One woman made a vow of silence 20 years ago which she plans to break today.", "role": "user" }, { ...
2014-11-19T10:12:48
2014-11-19T09:04:44
60
31
[ { "content": "[WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later\n\nHere is the original copy pasta\n\n\nhi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl li...
[ { "content": "[WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later\n\nHere is the original copy pasta\n\n\nhi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl li...
2015-04-01T13:09:44
2015-04-01T12:02:39
64
14
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone is now born with only one feeling. It is possible to kill another person to obtain their feeling.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I sat, knees to my chest, shuddering at the screams outside. When I was young, I'd been placed in a Complex Complex, a gated community for t...
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone is now born with only one feeling. It is possible to kill another person to obtain their feeling.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hate was what I was born with. That was the only thing I felt. Before I killed someone.\n\nHis name was Mattias. He was the person I killed,...
2022-02-06T16:24:25
2022-02-06T16:19:33
191
27
[ { "content": "[WP] You recently saved a fox from certain death. It has come back to you over and over again, bringing gifts. The gifts have gotten stranger, and more mysterious over time.", "role": "user" }, { "content": ">**FARMS & THE FORSAKEN FABLE**\n\nI was not, by trade, a farmer- yet I...
[ { "content": "[WP] You recently saved a fox from certain death. It has come back to you over and over again, bringing gifts. The gifts have gotten stranger, and more mysterious over time.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "# Bargain Bin Superheroes\n\n(Arc 5, Part 6: Clara Olsen v.s. The Fox)\n\n(Not...
2019-12-19T05:25:06
2019-12-19T04:46:01
25
13
[ { "content": "[WP] It turns out humanity was the first, and only spacefaring species to master the atom. After a horrific galactic war, humanity had to bring out its nuclear weapons, to the shock and horror of the rest of the galaxy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Only a human could be this mad. ...
[ { "content": "[WP] It turns out humanity was the first, and only spacefaring species to master the atom. After a horrific galactic war, humanity had to bring out its nuclear weapons, to the shock and horror of the rest of the galaxy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"So you split the atom and then...
2022-08-13T21:56:58
2022-08-13T20:38:57
1,573
253
[ { "content": "[WP] Aliens always respawn minutes after death. It's a common prank for aliens to kill each other for a laugh. When they discover Earth, they kill millions of humans, thinking it's a humorous way of greeting this new species, but for some reason, the humans aren't laughing...\n\nEdit:\nThank you S...
[ { "content": "[WP] Aliens always respawn minutes after death. It's a common prank for aliens to kill each other for a laugh. When they discover Earth, they kill millions of humans, thinking it's a humorous way of greeting this new species, but for some reason, the humans aren't laughing...\n\nEdit:\nThank you S...
2021-08-23T04:42:46
2021-08-23T04:29:16
1,202
177
[ { "content": "[WP] \"my lord, i know you are the demon lord and iam but a lowly advisor, but please listen to me. I suggest that instead of sending the hero slightly stronger demons to kill each time, we just send the strongest one right away\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"And that is the rea...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"my lord, i know you are the demon lord and iam but a lowly advisor, but please listen to me. I suggest that instead of sending the hero slightly stronger demons to kill each time, we just send the strongest one right away\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"He's busy,\" says t...
2014-11-19T10:12:48
2014-11-19T09:47:25
60
20
[ { "content": "[WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later\n\nHere is the original copy pasta\n\n\nhi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl li...
[ { "content": "[WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later\n\nHere is the original copy pasta\n\n\nhi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl li...
2015-02-20T08:04:43
2015-02-20T07:58:51
21
11
[ { "content": "[WP] A sealed ancient evil breaks free and finds itself utterly unprepared for the modern world.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"I AWAKEN... FLEE, THOUGH IT IS FUTILE, FOR ONLY THROUGH YOUR FLIGHT SHALL YOU AMUSE ME...\"\n\n\"Open fire, men.\"\n\nA rat-at-at was heard as multiple m...
[ { "content": "[WP] A sealed ancient evil breaks free and finds itself utterly unprepared for the modern world.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The wise men had thought me sealed tightly, had thought nothing would be able to set me free. The fools had not known that their prison of earth would eve...
2021-09-01T08:46:26
2021-09-01T06:11:29
1,661
36
[ { "content": "[WP] You've been meowing at your idiot owner all freaking day, and he's just not listening, at all. It's become a test of endurance: Your patience, his willingness to ignore you, the ninja assassin's grip on the ceiling.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"MRAOU!\"\n\n\"No, it's not ti...
[ { "content": "[WP] You've been meowing at your idiot owner all freaking day, and he's just not listening, at all. It's become a test of endurance: Your patience, his willingness to ignore you, the ninja assassin's grip on the ceiling.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "CAT FOOD\n\n​\n\n\"D...
2015-04-16T20:04:26
2015-04-16T19:43:07
113
34
[ { "content": "[WP] a story in which the protagonist (and reader) doesn't realize until the end that they are the \"bad guy\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When my sister was 11, she was a huge bully. My parents would fawn over her, she'd get the best coloring books and they let her play with all...
[ { "content": "[WP] a story in which the protagonist (and reader) doesn't realize until the end that they are the \"bad guy\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She didn't want to go on the trip, but he knew she would love the experience. It took him years, but he finally convinced her to go on the jo...
2015-03-14T09:22:31
2015-03-14T08:55:55
120
14
[ { "content": "[WP] Zombie apocalypse has happened. The survivours have survived and are thriving, so much that people can go their entire lives with out seeing a zombie. You see one today.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Michael shuffled in the door, arms laden with bags of food, looking haggard.\...
[ { "content": "[WP] Zombie apocalypse has happened. The survivours have survived and are thriving, so much that people can go their entire lives with out seeing a zombie. You see one today.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I wasn't sure it was a real zombie at first. After humanity had pulled throu...
2018-06-28T11:34:25
2018-06-28T11:27:51
276
22
[ { "content": "[WP] People believe the Gods decide all of our fates, but they've actually been rolling d20s to make decisions for millions of years", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Quetzalcoatl was pissed. The rolls were not going his way of late.\n\n\"Perception. Sense Motive. Diplomacy.\"\n\nOne. ...
[ { "content": "[WP] People believe the Gods decide all of our fates, but they've actually been rolling d20s to make decisions for millions of years", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hands shaking. Sweaty forehead. At this exact moment in time, he knows that all of his hard work, all of his investment...
2021-02-21T00:36:26
2021-02-20T21:03:16
30
21
[ { "content": "[WP] When the alien fleet arrived to conquer Earth, they were shocked to find the planet defended by all sorts of supernatutal creatures who called the planet home. Wizards, vampires, ghosts, fae, dragons and so on. The humans were even more shocked, because they didn't even know they were real.",...
[ { "content": "[WP] When the alien fleet arrived to conquer Earth, they were shocked to find the planet defended by all sorts of supernatutal creatures who called the planet home. Wizards, vampires, ghosts, fae, dragons and so on. The humans were even more shocked, because they didn't even know they were real.",...
2021-06-24T09:55:49
2021-06-24T07:17:41
803
181
[ { "content": "[WP] You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.", ...
2015-05-07T22:29:57
2015-05-07T22:25:19
770
204
[ { "content": "[WP] A father gets sucked into the world of his son's favorite video game and has to rely on his meager knowledge of it to survive.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Getting harder to remember.\n\nDamn! Just thought I'd try my sons PlayBox to see what all the fuss is about, then bang, ...
[ { "content": "[WP] A father gets sucked into the world of his son's favorite video game and has to rely on his meager knowledge of it to survive.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*\"You can't fucking pause\" my ass* thought the man as he stormed into his son's room.\n\n\"Minions have spawned\"\n\n*...
2022-09-15T12:44:53
2015-01-12T18:17:13
1,493
10
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story that literally makes no sense while reading it until the very last sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Elephants are big but this one is unique. Almost the size of the sun but blue. He's flying, without wings obviously.\n\nNinjas everywhere. This poor man is ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story that literally makes no sense while reading it until the very last sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I am the most important person. I'm happy when I hear something from the outside world - talking, musik, anything. Then I know that I am not alone. It's alw...
2022-10-04T19:36:26
2022-10-04T12:27:12
178
116
[ { "content": "[WP] There is one Ironclad rule in the world: If you have powers, you are probably going to be a Hero or Villain. You have some extremely powerful abilities, but you said you never wanted to be a Hero. Now everybody is convinced you want to be a Villain, and won't stop trying to \"save you from ev...
[ { "content": "[WP] There is one Ironclad rule in the world: If you have powers, you are probably going to be a Hero or Villain. You have some extremely powerful abilities, but you said you never wanted to be a Hero. Now everybody is convinced you want to be a Villain, and won't stop trying to \"save you from ev...
2018-01-05T16:48:35
2018-01-05T15:48:01
129
39
[ { "content": "[WP] A group of \"heroes\" killed the friendly village necromancer whose skeletons helped out everybody with their daily work. Those \"heroes\" now stand trial in front of a judge - and the whole village is enraged:", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"His name was *Morthos*. *Morthos t...
[ { "content": "[WP] A group of \"heroes\" killed the friendly village necromancer whose skeletons helped out everybody with their daily work. Those \"heroes\" now stand trial in front of a judge - and the whole village is enraged:", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“All rise before the noble Sir Georg...
2014-07-10T14:51:38
2014-07-10T10:56:36
45
19
[ { "content": "[WP] In a world where you can exchange the remaining days of your life for $9.99/day, Jeff's request for $1000 is declined.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was a bright and beautiful Wednesday morning, but the cashier did\nnot feel the joy of the day, because he was going to have ...
[ { "content": "[WP] In a world where you can exchange the remaining days of your life for $9.99/day, Jeff's request for $1000 is declined.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Once more he rubbed his chin, rough with the stubble of a tired unkemptness. The sound of scratching bristles joined only the so...
2019-01-12T08:53:28
2019-01-12T08:26:32
124
49
[ { "content": "[WP] You receive a government text warning saying “EMERGENCY - LOCK ALL DOORS AND STAY INSIDE. DO NOT PANIC”. You hear your SO at the locked front door, who’s just come back from the supermarket. They beg to be let inside but you’re unsure. Something doesn’t feel right.", "role": "user" }, ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You receive a government text warning saying “EMERGENCY - LOCK ALL DOORS AND STAY INSIDE. DO NOT PANIC”. You hear your SO at the locked front door, who’s just come back from the supermarket. They beg to be let inside but you’re unsure. Something doesn’t feel right.", "role": "user" }, ...
2015-06-09T09:54:42
2015-06-09T08:29:07
95
11
[ { "content": "[WP] A short Horror story. Something to chill the bones in one hundred words or less.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The room is exactly as I recall it, to the most precise detail, but this is not my home. These walls, bookshelf, the leather couch, this is a shroud pulled over somet...
[ { "content": "[WP] A short Horror story. Something to chill the bones in one hundred words or less.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don’t know why, but I’ve always loved digging.\n\nWhen I was a kid, I would dig and dig until my hands were raw. One time, I scraped my fingernails off trying to br...
2014-08-03T07:26:40
2014-08-03T07:26:22
111
18
[ { "content": "[WP] You lay dying of heart failure, and God enters your mind. He informs you that you will be reincarnated upon death, losing all memory, but before that happens you are allowed to ask any one question. The answer to your question surprises you so much that your heart restarts and you survive.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You lay dying of heart failure, and God enters your mind. He informs you that you will be reincarnated upon death, losing all memory, but before that happens you are allowed to ask any one question. The answer to your question surprises you so much that your heart restarts and you survive.", ...
2016-03-30T09:59:49
2016-03-30T07:53:58
135
16
[ { "content": "[WP] A demon possesses a little girl, but inside her it finds something...worse.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She was rated a 1. Belzebub himself was 'only' rated 29. Compared to her, he might aswell have been a puppy.\n\nHywor had never seen a human with a rating below 50 million...
[ { "content": "[WP] A demon possesses a little girl, but inside her it finds something...worse.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*I need to possess someone before noon or else Satan will get mad. Last time I tried I got punched so hard that I don't think I could have flown for three days straight!* ...
2020-09-24T15:26:21
2020-09-24T15:02:39
20
13
[ { "content": "[WP] You've been cornered in your house by that Demon Queen who obliterated half the world looking for you. Expecting death, you're shocked again when she drops to your feet, begging you for your help. Especially when she tells you why.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I dove under th...
[ { "content": "[WP] You've been cornered in your house by that Demon Queen who obliterated half the world looking for you. Expecting death, you're shocked again when she drops to your feet, begging you for your help. Especially when she tells you why.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Her lithe body ...
2017-06-05T21:22:47
2017-06-05T20:15:06
49
17
[ { "content": "[WP]Write a story that isn't scary until the last line is read.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Reunions are difficult. You never know who's going to be there, and you won't recognize most of them anyway. And when you do see someone you know, it feels weird because they look so dif...
[ { "content": "[WP]Write a story that isn't scary until the last line is read.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's so cold here in this tundra. The summers are great for farming, but the winters are terrible. My baby, to my right, and I have no food. We ran out of crops since the beginning of wint...
2015-01-06T02:05:16
2015-01-06T01:32:28
45
12
[ { "content": "[FF] A 10-word-long sentence. Then, a 9-word sentence. An 8-word-long one after. This continues, until the final sentence of 1 word. Try to choose a theme befitting of the structure", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Cutting your hair at home is not a great idea.\n\nAt least if you do n...
[ { "content": "[FF] A 10-word-long sentence. Then, a 9-word sentence. An 8-word-long one after. This continues, until the final sentence of 1 word. Try to choose a theme befitting of the structure", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I have got my drinks, snacks and freshly charged controllers. \n\nEver...
2018-09-14T09:42:53
2018-09-14T07:49:46
536
74
[ { "content": "[WP]: You hate this one guy in particular. You also know witchcraft. So you cast a curse to slowly destroy the thing he loves the most. As time passes on, you find that nothing has changed, but you are starting to get sick.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The old ones had banished th...
[ { "content": "[WP]: You hate this one guy in particular. You also know witchcraft. So you cast a curse to slowly destroy the thing he loves the most. As time passes on, you find that nothing has changed, but you are starting to get sick.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Brittle bones, purple bruise...
2020-11-10T04:27:47
2020-11-10T04:12:23
125
26
[ { "content": "[WP] Your 'friends' just slammed the door on you, leaving you in the room with the crazed axe murderer. \"Damn, that's a dick move. Want to get revenge?\" The murderer offers you their hand.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I scoff at the stranger and their outstretched hand.\n\n\"You...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your 'friends' just slammed the door on you, leaving you in the room with the crazed axe murderer. \"Damn, that's a dick move. Want to get revenge?\" The murderer offers you their hand.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Sorry?”, I asked, bewildered that a crazy axe-wielding man w...
2015-01-05T22:38:49
2015-01-05T21:55:48
1,258
364
[ { "content": "[FF] A 10-word-long sentence. Then, a 9-word sentence. An 8-word-long one after. This continues, until the final sentence of 1 word. Try to choose a theme befitting of the structure", "role": "user" }, { "content": " Looking in the mirror, I puffed my chest out arrogantly.\n\n I f...
[ { "content": "[FF] A 10-word-long sentence. Then, a 9-word sentence. An 8-word-long one after. This continues, until the final sentence of 1 word. Try to choose a theme befitting of the structure", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Timmy had been my best friend since the first grade.\n\nOver the summe...
2022-11-18T09:05:17
2022-11-18T07:05:32
22
13
[ { "content": "[WP] You can make a lie become truth, but only one lie at a time, once it is a lie again everyone involved will know immediately. You’re on your deathbed, holding one lie as truth for decades. You know hell will break loose once you die and the lie becomes a lie, and everybody will know.", "ro...
[ { "content": "[WP] You can make a lie become truth, but only one lie at a time, once it is a lie again everyone involved will know immediately. You’re on your deathbed, holding one lie as truth for decades. You know hell will break loose once you die and the lie becomes a lie, and everybody will know.", "ro...
2015-11-08T14:04:31
2015-11-08T12:24:47
39
12
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a supervillain, while your girlfriend is a hero. She doesn't know your secret identity but you know hers. After years of fighting each other you decide it's going to pull a heel face turn and join the heroes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"There's nothing going on bet...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a supervillain, while your girlfriend is a hero. She doesn't know your secret identity but you know hers. After years of fighting each other you decide it's going to pull a heel face turn and join the heroes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*Of course it was milk*. It ha...
2017-03-16T03:19:48
2017-03-16T02:49:08
129
12
[ { "content": "[WP] On everyone's 18th birthday at noon, one word appears in their skin, depicting their career or purpose in life. On your birthday you're staring at a clock showing 11:59am, family and friends gathered around for your reveal.\n\nPath 1: Noon strikes, and you stare at your forearm intently. 12:0...
[ { "content": "[WP] On everyone's 18th birthday at noon, one word appears in their skin, depicting their career or purpose in life. On your birthday you're staring at a clock showing 11:59am, family and friends gathered around for your reveal.\n\nPath 1: Noon strikes, and you stare at your forearm intently. 12:0...
2017-02-07T01:29:03
2017-02-06T21:56:15
545
11
[ { "content": "[WP]You realize you've misheard your daughter. There's actually a mobster under her bed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Stephen walked through the hallway with slow heavy steps and rubbed the sleep from his eyes, \"I'm on my way, Sarah.\" \nHe didn't so much say the words rath...
[ { "content": "[WP]You realize you've misheard your daughter. There's actually a mobster under her bed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Daddy! There's a mobster under my bed\"\n\n\"Daddy! Come!! Daddy\"\n\n\"Here we go again\" - I said to my wife as I rolled my eyes. \n\nLittle Cassie had been ha...
2017-03-15T22:53:41
2017-03-15T22:14:11
271
193
[ { "content": "[WP] On everyone's 18th birthday at noon, one word appears in their skin, depicting their career or purpose in life. On your birthday you're staring at a clock showing 11:59am, family and friends gathered around for your reveal.\n\nPath 1: Noon strikes, and you stare at your forearm intently. 12:0...
[ { "content": "[WP] On everyone's 18th birthday at noon, one word appears in their skin, depicting their career or purpose in life. On your birthday you're staring at a clock showing 11:59am, family and friends gathered around for your reveal.\n\nPath 1: Noon strikes, and you stare at your forearm intently. 12:0...
2016-01-18T09:05:27
2016-01-18T08:27:32
969
31
[ { "content": "[WP] When a person dies, an individual can volunteer to house their soul within their own body until a donor body is found. You are beginning to regret your decision.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm a good samaritan. I try to give to the community, and take as little as possible ...
[ { "content": "[WP] When a person dies, an individual can volunteer to house their soul within their own body until a donor body is found. You are beginning to regret your decision.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*What are you doing?*\n\nStartled, I rolled over in my bed. \"Huh?\" I asked.\n\n*Wh...
2017-11-13T19:47:06
2017-11-13T18:05:33
236
102
[ { "content": "[WP] One day in class you decide to scream something in your head to catch mind readers. As you do, you see your crush flinch", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There we were, math class again. Typical Friday afternoon waiting for the weekend. Everyone around me focused on the board whi...
[ { "content": "[WP] One day in class you decide to scream something in your head to catch mind readers. As you do, you see your crush flinch", "role": "user" }, { "content": "As I stood in the lab room, I let my eyes wander as I waited for the centrifuge to stop. I crossed my arms over my chest and g...
2020-08-05T20:04:24
2020-08-05T18:49:53
257
43
[ { "content": "[WP] Congratulations! At 25 years old you won the lottery and will receive €50.000.000,- spread out over the rest of your lifespan; paid out evenly on each of your remaining years alive. On the following January 1st, you receive €25 million in your bank account.", "role": "user" }, { "...
[ { "content": "[WP] Congratulations! At 25 years old you won the lottery and will receive €50.000.000,- spread out over the rest of your lifespan; paid out evenly on each of your remaining years alive. On the following January 1st, you receive €25 million in your bank account.", "role": "user" }, { "...
2022-03-29T03:47:27
2022-03-29T03:31:39
30
21
[ { "content": "[WP] You are the Last Hero. The one they call when nobody else can handle the threat. You've answered the call only twice since discovering your powers, devastating as they are. You prefer the quiet life, living on your stipend. The Red Phone has just rung for the third time.", "role": "user" ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are the Last Hero. The one they call when nobody else can handle the threat. You've answered the call only twice since discovering your powers, devastating as they are. You prefer the quiet life, living on your stipend. The Red Phone has just rung for the third time.", "role": "user" ...
2017-07-18T09:32:24
2017-07-18T09:25:11
325
201
[ { "content": "[WP] You have $86,400 in your bank and someone steals $10. You spend all the rest of your money trying to get revenge.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'll admit, it wasn't my proudest moment. I was working as at a bank, and a pretty strange guy came in to open an account. You probab...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have $86,400 in your bank and someone steals $10. You spend all the rest of your money trying to get revenge.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*It's not about the money. It's about the principle of the thing!* \n\nI don't want you to get the wrong picture of me. I'm not some ...
2019-01-08T22:23:14
2019-01-08T21:34:07
2,181
178
[ { "content": "[WP] Yesterday your best friend (who you secretly had a crush on) died. You're teleported without warning to a seat at a table. Across from you is Death and Satan, next to you is your best friend. \"Sorry.\" Death says, \"You're friend chose a two-versus-two game.\"\n\nEdit: I get it. \"Your\" not...
[ { "content": "[WP] Yesterday your best friend (who you secretly had a crush on) died. You're teleported without warning to a seat at a table. Across from you is Death and Satan, next to you is your best friend. \"Sorry.\" Death says, \"You're friend chose a two-versus-two game.\"\n\nEdit: I get it. \"Your\" not...
2015-02-01T16:11:45
2015-02-01T14:33:38
233
27
[ { "content": "[WP] The city gets new street lamps, but these lamps are \"smart\". If a crime (like a robbery) or car crash happens under, or in the vicinity of one, the light will turn red as an indicator to the police. One night, every street lamp in the city turns red.", "role": "user" }, { "conte...
[ { "content": "[WP] The city gets new street lamps, but these lamps are \"smart\". If a crime (like a robbery) or car crash happens under, or in the vicinity of one, the light will turn red as an indicator to the police. One night, every street lamp in the city turns red.", "role": "user" }, { "conte...
2020-07-12T12:38:13
2020-07-12T12:12:08
29
19
[ { "content": "[WP] There's an unwritten rule among the supervillains: Never go after the loved ones of the superheroes. The new villain is about to find out why.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A sardonic chuckle came from the open doorway behind me as Viper looked around the blood spattered livin...
[ { "content": "[WP] There's an unwritten rule among the supervillains: Never go after the loved ones of the superheroes. The new villain is about to find out why.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There are rules in every secretive organisation from the mafia to the more interdependent assassins guil...
2017-03-22T17:37:31
2017-03-22T16:45:00
37
13
[ { "content": "[WP] At age 15 you told the gf you were \"in love\" with that you'd always be there when she was in need. Aphrodite heard you and made it a reality, whenever your gf was in need you appear at her side. Problem is, you and the girl broke up after 3 weeks but you still appear even now..10 years late...
[ { "content": "[WP] At age 15 you told the gf you were \"in love\" with that you'd always be there when she was in need. Aphrodite heard you and made it a reality, whenever your gf was in need you appear at her side. Problem is, you and the girl broke up after 3 weeks but you still appear even now..10 years late...
2016-08-05T22:17:34
2016-08-05T21:53:03
22
13
[ { "content": "[WP] After gaining the ability to see everyone's red strings of fate tying soul mates to each other. You realize your string extends past the sky.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "In a way, I'm glad for the strings of fate. Their visibility has led to all out peace on this once malign...
[ { "content": "[WP] After gaining the ability to see everyone's red strings of fate tying soul mates to each other. You realize your string extends past the sky.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "'I'll see you again soon.\" Her words. They were the last I'd ever hear.\n\nI felt the moment of impact, ...
2017-07-20T13:16:57
2017-07-20T11:56:22
47
25
[ { "content": "[WP] Mages choose the source of their power. Most pick things like fire, or justice, or love. You picked sarcasm.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "People worry when a medic gets snappish, short-tempered, and sarcastic. Mage - medics have their powers burn out faster than other magical...
[ { "content": "[WP] Mages choose the source of their power. Most pick things like fire, or justice, or love. You picked sarcasm.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"For the last time Faltos, if you cannot take this seriously the council will revoke your membership.\" Zanzibar said.\n\nFaltos rolled h...
2022-04-11T09:59:36
2022-04-11T07:54:10
43
23
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a necromancer's apprentice. One of your most important jobs is holding down the revived bodies in their first moments alive again, while they scream and beg to go back.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Let me go.”\n\nThe man’s pleading eyes swell with tears.\n\nI hate cr...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a necromancer's apprentice. One of your most important jobs is holding down the revived bodies in their first moments alive again, while they scream and beg to go back.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dusting the ash off my coat with a “*sigh*, another one.”\n\nThe boss ...
2016-02-22T11:35:38
2016-02-22T11:31:29
74
30
[ { "content": "[WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?\n\nIf possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.\n\n---\n\nI'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!\n\nYou're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.\n\n---\n\nDear God RIP my inbox", "role": ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?\n\nIf possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.\n\n---\n\nI'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!\n\nYou're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.\n\n---\n\nDear God RIP my inbox", "role": ...
2014-05-09T06:58:44
2014-05-09T05:25:48
71
15
[ { "content": "[WP] You have 30 seconds with an ancestor of yours from 200 years ago (1814), before they are transported back to their time. What do you say to them? What effect appears in our world because of it?\n\nConsider for the sake of this prompt that they aren't totally freaked out by being plopped into ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have 30 seconds with an ancestor of yours from 200 years ago (1814), before they are transported back to their time. What do you say to them? What effect appears in our world because of it?\n\nConsider for the sake of this prompt that they aren't totally freaked out by being plopped into ...
2017-09-07T14:54:54
2017-09-07T13:34:20
77
15
[ { "content": "[WP] Realizing that only a dozen or so users browse the 'NEW' section of /r/WritingPrompts, you understand their roles as gatekeepers. They decide whether the masses ever even see your prompt. You've found these 12 users accounts. And you want that God damn post karma.", "role": "user" }, ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Realizing that only a dozen or so users browse the 'NEW' section of /r/WritingPrompts, you understand their roles as gatekeepers. They decide whether the masses ever even see your prompt. You've found these 12 users accounts. And you want that God damn post karma.", "role": "user" }, ...
2016-09-21T07:43:39
2016-09-21T06:43:12
152
35
[ { "content": "[WP] You pray to God, wishing that you will get a boyfriend/girlfriend before you die. He gives you immortality.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "O Lord in Heaven, I pray to thee, \nDo not let me die alone. \nI want to feel a woman's touch, \nTo be loved down to the bone. \nPlease...
[ { "content": "[WP] You pray to God, wishing that you will get a boyfriend/girlfriend before you die. He gives you immortality.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I was in the presence of God. I knew it in every fiber of my being. I dropped to the ground, kneeling with my head touching the cold, hard ...
2019-06-25T12:08:45
2019-06-25T11:40:31
126
70
[ { "content": "[WP] You brace yourself for the worst as the witch tells you the effects of the curse she just placed on you. As she finishes, you blink. \"So...what's the downside again?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"I see your plumpness.\" She crowed. \"Oh yes, very wealthy you must be to af...
[ { "content": "[WP] You brace yourself for the worst as the witch tells you the effects of the curse she just placed on you. As she finishes, you blink. \"So...what's the downside again?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": " These fools, the Witch thought to herself as she perfected the final touches ...
2018-08-13T19:22:34
2018-08-13T16:28:21
542
62
[ { "content": "[WP]At 18 everyone is assigned a job perfect for them. No one ever complains. Upon reading their job assignment card, a teen has found that, for the first time in 100 years, they’ve been assigned “serial killer”.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I lazily grabbed the card from the mach...
[ { "content": "[WP]At 18 everyone is assigned a job perfect for them. No one ever complains. Upon reading their job assignment card, a teen has found that, for the first time in 100 years, they’ve been assigned “serial killer”.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I sat there just stunned, how could thi...
2021-05-26T04:52:38
2021-05-26T04:32:48
566
102
[ { "content": "[WP] You are part of the league, the superheroes who save the world, yet you never go on missions. You are only called for one thing only. Total annihilation, for when they don't want survivors.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The heavy lead door creaked open, 567 defence systems des...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are part of the league, the superheroes who save the world, yet you never go on missions. You are only called for one thing only. Total annihilation, for when they don't want survivors.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I sleep, in my casket of iron, awaiting the day that I am...
2021-04-11T00:24:09
2021-04-10T20:44:19
411
277
[ { "content": "[WP]You summon a demon in order to complete a ritual in exchange you offered all your remaining lifespan. \"17 billion years...I'm can't handle that amount\" it answered with a mix of shock and horror.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"... 17 billion years?\" I asked.\n\n\"You... don...
[ { "content": "[WP]You summon a demon in order to complete a ritual in exchange you offered all your remaining lifespan. \"17 billion years...I'm can't handle that amount\" it answered with a mix of shock and horror.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Laying out the 6’x6’ stencil that formed a near-co...
2022-05-26T08:33:39
2022-05-26T08:32:14
129
83
[ { "content": "[WP] The goblins who dwell just outside your village are small and dumb –in an oddly endearing way. The villagers humor their innocuous raids and sometimes even give them advice. In the village’s darkest hour, the goblins send aid.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Pilpo once stole a t...
[ { "content": "[WP] The goblins who dwell just outside your village are small and dumb –in an oddly endearing way. The villagers humor their innocuous raids and sometimes even give them advice. In the village’s darkest hour, the goblins send aid.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "# The Baker and the ...
2021-12-02T00:40:14
2021-12-01T21:38:26
85
31
[ { "content": "[WP] You are forced to live the same life over and over again, with no memory carrying over. But you always receive a note once you turn 21, from when you were last on your deathbed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I lay on the sterile hospital bed as moniters beeped and lights humme...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are forced to live the same life over and over again, with no memory carrying over. But you always receive a note once you turn 21, from when you were last on your deathbed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "By The Time You Read This\n\n“By the time you receive this note, you’...
2017-05-13T06:50:28
2017-05-13T05:49:31
1,785
1,201
[ { "content": "[WP] You are immortal, but a quirk of your condition also renders the person nearest to you immortal as well. A selfish king obsessed with living forever has gone to extreme lengths to keep you as the closest person to them at all times.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "For centuries,...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are immortal, but a quirk of your condition also renders the person nearest to you immortal as well. A selfish king obsessed with living forever has gone to extreme lengths to keep you as the closest person to them at all times.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(First time re...
2015-01-04T14:30:28
2015-01-04T13:45:06
106
70
[ { "content": "[WP] You are hired to write the holy text for a new religion. What is the first chapter of the text?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ingredients:\n4 tbsp^10^10^10 Hydrogen\n3 tbsp^10^10^10 Helium\n2 tbsp^10^10^10 Oxygen\n1 tbsp^10^10^10 Nitrogen\n1/2 cup Carbon\nAny additional Iron, ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are hired to write the holy text for a new religion. What is the first chapter of the text?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "First things first: I'm the realest.\n\nSecond: don't kill, lie, cheat or steal it.\n\nI won't be leading you forever\n\nSo you all have got to learn h...
2017-03-22T16:13:24
2017-03-22T16:04:26
51
37
[ { "content": "[WP] At age 15 you told the gf you were \"in love\" with that you'd always be there when she was in need. Aphrodite heard you and made it a reality, whenever your gf was in need you appear at her side. Problem is, you and the girl broke up after 3 weeks but you still appear even now..10 years late...
[ { "content": "[WP] At age 15 you told the gf you were \"in love\" with that you'd always be there when she was in need. Aphrodite heard you and made it a reality, whenever your gf was in need you appear at her side. Problem is, you and the girl broke up after 3 weeks but you still appear even now..10 years late...
2017-11-05T22:20:06
2017-11-05T21:34:09
78
17
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a letter to someone you miss\n\nIt's been a rough week. Everyone has someone they wish were still with them. Write to them and tell them how you feel. Pour your heart out. No judging. Even if they never see it, someone will. And thank you. It's tough to be alone.", "role": "user" ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a letter to someone you miss\n\nIt's been a rough week. Everyone has someone they wish were still with them. Write to them and tell them how you feel. Pour your heart out. No judging. Even if they never see it, someone will. And thank you. It's tough to be alone.", "role": "user" ...
2020-03-22T00:39:17
2020-03-21T23:21:42
366
130
[ { "content": "[WP] You die at age 15. When you reach the afterlife, a certificate with your cause of death stated is presented to you. You expect cancer, as that is what you were hospitalized for. Instead, you see the words \"old age\".", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Max loved her family more tha...
[ { "content": "[WP] You die at age 15. When you reach the afterlife, a certificate with your cause of death stated is presented to you. You expect cancer, as that is what you were hospitalized for. Instead, you see the words \"old age\".", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I stare down in bewilderment ...
2018-12-24T10:45:45
2018-12-24T10:37:48
79
14
[ { "content": "[WP] Immortals and time travelers pass along messages for each other. It's customary and expected. One day, a stranger sits across from you at a restaurant/coffee shop/bar and asks you to give a message to someone you'll meet in New York in 2070. As far as you know, you're just an ordinary person....
[ { "content": "[WP] Immortals and time travelers pass along messages for each other. It's customary and expected. One day, a stranger sits across from you at a restaurant/coffee shop/bar and asks you to give a message to someone you'll meet in New York in 2070. As far as you know, you're just an ordinary person....
2022-12-18T12:46:43
2022-12-18T12:16:07
524
274
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a lighthearted story for children, which changes it's meaning when read by an adult.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The brave young girl walked through the forest, gripping her lantern tight as she diligently looked around; she knew very well what she had to do and even t...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a lighthearted story for children, which changes it's meaning when read by an adult.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "#Davie Learns How To Say 'Sorry'\n\n*printed by VanMan Publishing*\n\n*written and edited by M. Gaetz & J. Sandusky*\n\n*illustrations by Asanagi*\n\n--...
2020-06-08T17:02:33
2020-06-08T16:53:01
16
12
[ { "content": "[WP] A dragon shows up at the adventurers' guild after hearing that humans will just GIVE away gold for something called a \"quest.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Preposterous, purely preposterous,” I thought, wings beating through the air, “These humans give away the most illust...
[ { "content": "[WP] A dragon shows up at the adventurers' guild after hearing that humans will just GIVE away gold for something called a \"quest.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The dragon's head slinked in through the door to the adventures guild. He turned his head filling up most of the build...
2020-02-29T23:30:10
2020-02-29T22:29:01
110
15
[ { "content": "[WP] The website appeared suddenly one day, with no announcement. Anyone, anywhere could type in the url and access it. The content was simple: A homepage, a search bar, and the full name, a list of timestamped sins and the years to be spent in hell of every living human.", "role": "user" },...
[ { "content": "[WP] The website appeared suddenly one day, with no announcement. Anyone, anywhere could type in the url and access it. The content was simple: A homepage, a search bar, and the full name, a list of timestamped sins and the years to be spent in hell of every living human.", "role": "user" },...
2021-06-20T09:47:47
2021-06-20T08:43:04
1,437
131
[ { "content": "[WP] someone is breaking into your house. You grab an ancient axe you've just bought at an auction and brain the burglar. All of the sudden all life-skills and knowledge of all that have been felled by that axe come flooding into your consciousness.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi...
[ { "content": "[WP] someone is breaking into your house. You grab an ancient axe you've just bought at an auction and brain the burglar. All of the sudden all life-skills and knowledge of all that have been felled by that axe come flooding into your consciousness.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I ...
2022-09-11T19:19:52
2016-04-09T07:01:46
1,980
63
[ { "content": "[WP] God shares the cosmos with several other dieties. To pass the time they play Civilization like games for eons. God's frustrated that his civilization, Earth, is several ages behind all his friends.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dexicon moved his cosmic fortress from Centauri B...
[ { "content": "[WP] God shares the cosmos with several other dieties. To pass the time they play Civilization like games for eons. God's frustrated that his civilization, Earth, is several ages behind all his friends.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They had been playing for nearly 14 billion years...
2017-12-22T22:23:46
2017-12-22T21:53:05
20
14
[ { "content": "[WP] Earth is about to update to version 2.0.18! Write a change log for this new version.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "- Downgraded Trump from World Boss to Sub-Boss\n- Added new World Boss - Ajit Pai. All players of all factions will have to work together to take down this new th...
[ { "content": "[WP] Earth is about to update to version 2.0.18! Write a change log for this new version.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Donald Trump farted softly in his sleep. Melania sat bolt upright in bed, lifting an eyebrow and scowling sharply. She threw away her covers and slid off the silk...
2016-09-05T22:11:09
2016-09-05T21:58:45
125
20
[ { "content": "[WP] You come home after the worst date of your life. Sitting in your living room is Cupid, getting really drunk and wanting you to know you're the hardest person to find a mate for in history and the reason he might get fired.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Fuck\" Danny said as h...
[ { "content": "[WP] You come home after the worst date of your life. Sitting in your living room is Cupid, getting really drunk and wanting you to know you're the hardest person to find a mate for in history and the reason he might get fired.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "God damnit.\n\n\"Same se...
2022-05-16T13:47:51
2017-06-11T10:07:25
70
23
[ { "content": "[WP] All of the \"#1 Dad\" mugs in the world change to show the actual ranking of Dads suddenly.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"... at number two, it has been confirmed that former President Barack Obama has the #2 Dad Mug and it is no surprise there given how he set himself as an...
[ { "content": "[WP] All of the \"#1 Dad\" mugs in the world change to show the actual ranking of Dads suddenly.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I wasn't a dad, I bought one ironically. The day the mugs changed, a tiny black hole opened up where my mug used to sit next to my coffee maker. My Keurig ...
2015-08-04T05:18:11
2015-08-04T01:12:05
154
34
[ { "content": "[WP] An NPC goes mad from the absurd and insane mods the player installs that no one else seems to notice.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Outside the hut of Groblob the Unshakeable, in the town of Riversend, in the country of Laravel, on the continent of the evergreen goddess, sat G...
[ { "content": "[WP] An NPC goes mad from the absurd and insane mods the player installs that no one else seems to notice.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Steady..Steady..Gotcha..\" \n\nA loud blast from his .50 cal rang in his ears as he placed a perfect headshot against the player, a long awaite...
2014-12-26T12:10:42
2014-12-26T10:14:28
130
35
[ { "content": "[WP] A peaceful alien race is besieged by another race in the same galaxy. As their last planets fall and their home-world comes under threat they do the unthinkable. They ask for aid from the only known creatures more brutal than their foes in exchange for FTL technology. Humans accept the deal."...
[ { "content": "[WP] A peaceful alien race is besieged by another race in the same galaxy. As their last planets fall and their home-world comes under threat they do the unthinkable. They ask for aid from the only known creatures more brutal than their foes in exchange for FTL technology. Humans accept the deal."...
2022-11-18T07:38:42
2022-11-18T05:25:43
19
10
[ { "content": "[WP] You can make a lie become truth, but only one lie at a time, once it is a lie again everyone involved will know immediately. You’re on your deathbed, holding one lie as truth for decades. You know hell will break loose once you die and the lie becomes a lie, and everybody will know.", "ro...
[ { "content": "[WP] You can make a lie become truth, but only one lie at a time, once it is a lie again everyone involved will know immediately. You’re on your deathbed, holding one lie as truth for decades. You know hell will break loose once you die and the lie becomes a lie, and everybody will know.", "ro...
2022-06-08T16:03:29
2022-06-08T13:26:53
30
11
[ { "content": "[WP]”Why aren’t you scared? I’m a vampire— I could kill you!” “So could literally every other human, you’re not special.”", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The look on his face said it all. \n\n\n\"But, I ...\" trailing off, he furrowed his brows in confusion, peering at me. Had this...
[ { "content": "[WP]”Why aren’t you scared? I’m a vampire— I could kill you!” “So could literally every other human, you’re not special.”", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"That's because, your kind is Pathetic. And also stupid\" The vampire flashed a cold, slow grin, letting his gaze run itself down...
2022-10-15T19:19:53
2022-10-15T16:49:40
84
32
[ { "content": "[WP] Movies would have you believe that when a demon possesses someone, they wreak as much havoc as they can before being exorcised. In reality, demons want to stay out of Hell for as long as possible, and what better way than making sure the host and their family really like the possession.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Movies would have you believe that when a demon possesses someone, they wreak as much havoc as they can before being exorcised. In reality, demons want to stay out of Hell for as long as possible, and what better way than making sure the host and their family really like the possession.", ...
2015-02-04T20:36:22
2015-02-04T17:13:32
34
23
[ { "content": "[WP]Tell me an emotional story about a man, using only what he would type into Google search", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*I thought a more uplifting story may be nice*\n\nMonster.com\n\nMonster.com how to find a job\n\nHow to find a job on the internet\n\nHow to apply for unemplo...
[ { "content": "[WP]Tell me an emotional story about a man, using only what he would type into Google search", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Best private school LA \nLA public school system \nJobhunter LA \nBudget kids clothes \nHow to fix a leaky faucet \nModern student backpacks \nHow to qua...
2020-01-28T06:43:22
2020-01-28T04:51:55
40
13
[ { "content": "[WP] You die and go to hell. Instead of finding everyone suffering in the eternal pits of fire, you are shocked to find a highly developed, Democratic, and modernized world. You pick up a newspaper and see the headline: “up to 1 Million more refugees expected to arrive from Heaven in coming weeks....
[ { "content": "[WP] You die and go to hell. Instead of finding everyone suffering in the eternal pits of fire, you are shocked to find a highly developed, Democratic, and modernized world. You pick up a newspaper and see the headline: “up to 1 Million more refugees expected to arrive from Heaven in coming weeks....
2017-02-19T13:21:16
2017-02-19T09:55:14
31
16
[ { "content": "[WP] Genies exist. However, they are all evil wish genies who try and interpret wishes disastrously. You're a lawyer at a Wise Wishing Firm, who helps their clients word their wishes as safely as possible.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"For the definition of 'was', we will be usin...
[ { "content": "[WP] Genies exist. However, they are all evil wish genies who try and interpret wishes disastrously. You're a lawyer at a Wise Wishing Firm, who helps their clients word their wishes as safely as possible.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"You have to play their game to win.\"\n\n\nI...
2017-05-27T13:11:18
2017-05-27T12:09:40
33
21
[ { "content": "[WP] Humanity has finally invented faster than light travel, and has ascended to the stars. We have now discovered that in a nearby star system, another earth exists, and a man named Jesus Christ is attempting to lead the primitive people there, claiming that God is restarting his plan on this wor...
[ { "content": "[WP] Humanity has finally invented faster than light travel, and has ascended to the stars. We have now discovered that in a nearby star system, another earth exists, and a man named Jesus Christ is attempting to lead the primitive people there, claiming that God is restarting his plan on this wor...
2014-07-04T22:00:36
2014-07-04T21:53:12
81
17
[ { "content": "[WP] A cop arrives at the golden gate bridge to talk a man out of committing suicide. After they have a short conversation, the cop jumps off the bridge.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Frank pulled up to the dreary scene with a defeated sigh. He usually got here too late, but if he ...
[ { "content": "[WP] A cop arrives at the golden gate bridge to talk a man out of committing suicide. After they have a short conversation, the cop jumps off the bridge.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Hey buddy! You can't do that here! Do you know how much of a pain it is to fish people out of th...
2018-08-04T10:34:28
2018-08-04T09:46:21
45
24
[ { "content": "[WP] Our blood is naturally clear, it thickens and darkens with each impure act. You have always dedicate yourself to good and helping others but today while knitting beanies for the homeless you accidentally prick your finger. Your blood is jet black and so thick it doesn't even drip.", "role...
[ { "content": "[WP] Our blood is naturally clear, it thickens and darkens with each impure act. You have always dedicate yourself to good and helping others but today while knitting beanies for the homeless you accidentally prick your finger. Your blood is jet black and so thick it doesn't even drip.", "role...
2016-11-13T10:46:15
2016-11-13T09:12:45
165
19
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyday, at a random time for exactly 10 seconds, everyone is trying to kill you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Having dinner at the kitchen table, taco night. My sister came home from university, so it's more lively than usual. I ask my dad to pass the salsa. As he goes to g...
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyday, at a random time for exactly 10 seconds, everyone is trying to kill you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know... Life gets hectic when you're the most wanted man In the world for about ten seconds. Each and every day. Needless to say I learned how to defend myself ...
2014-07-29T11:54:28
2014-07-29T11:43:49
74
19
[ { "content": "[WP] Write two different stories. The second story comes from reading every third word of the first.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Before then, **I** never truly **hated** anyone, but **that** had changed. **I** met her. **Didn't** she also **hate** me? Yes, **her** hate reciprocat...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write two different stories. The second story comes from reading every third word of the first.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I loved **the** boy. His **way** of getting **to** my soul, **properly**, does not **deceive**, shows me **someone** cares, someone **is** paying at...
2015-01-04T15:07:40
2015-01-04T13:39:28
89
26
[ { "content": "[WP] Two people have just died. They both enter the same location in the afterlife. For one person, it is their personal heaven; for the other, it is hell. Describe their arrival and first \"day\" there.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They tell you to be a good person in life. Follo...
[ { "content": "[WP] Two people have just died. They both enter the same location in the afterlife. For one person, it is their personal heaven; for the other, it is hell. Describe their arrival and first \"day\" there.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Suzanne opened her eyes to be greeted by her own...
2015-10-20T09:51:43
2015-10-20T07:09:48
584
39
[ { "content": "[WP] God is tired of being the topic of every other writing prompt. He assembles a team of /r/writingprompts favorites like batman and hitler to stop bad prompts once and for all.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"It's not working!\" A frustrated voice calls from across the busy comp...
[ { "content": "[WP] God is tired of being the topic of every other writing prompt. He assembles a team of /r/writingprompts favorites like batman and hitler to stop bad prompts once and for all.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He sits at the keyboard, eyes and fingers blazing with incredulity at th...
2015-07-25T06:13:58
2015-07-25T05:58:40
17
12
[ { "content": "[WP] A wizard accidentally becomes immortal. He has the idea to become the antagonist so that a hero will come along and defeat him, so he can rest in peace. Sadly, the heroes are weak in comparison so the wizard creates a persona as a 'wise teacher' to train these heroes in order to defeat him.",...
[ { "content": "[WP] A wizard accidentally becomes immortal. He has the idea to become the antagonist so that a hero will come along and defeat him, so he can rest in peace. Sadly, the heroes are weak in comparison so the wizard creates a persona as a 'wise teacher' to train these heroes in order to defeat him.",...